Shane Robert Watson (born 17 June 1981) is an Australian cricketer. He is a right-handed batsman and a right-handed fast medium bowler. He mainly bats as an opener in international cricket, although he does not do so domestically.
He debuted for the Australian cricket team in 2002, playing his first One Day International against South Africa. While he has become a regular member of the one-day squad, Watson has played few Test Matches for Australia, having debuted against Pakistan at the Sydney Cricket Ground in January 2005. Despite being allocated to be Australia's designated Test all-rounder, injuries have often prevented him from claiming his position in the Test team. However, from the second half of 2009, Watson has acted as Australian Test opening batsman, along with Simon Katich.
Watson was awarded the 2010 Allan Border Medal and again in 2011, becoming the second player (after Ricky Ponting) to win back-to back Allan Border Medals. Watson's wife Lee, whom he married on 3 June 2010, is a Fox Sports Australia presenter.
Virat Kohli pronunciation (help·info) (born 5 November 1988 in Delhi) is an Indian international cricketer. He is a middle order batsman, who can also open the batting. He can also bowl right arm medium pace. Kohli was the captain of the victorious Indian team at the 2008 U/19 Cricket World Cup held in Malaysia. He represents Delhi in first-class cricket and plays for Royal Challengers Bangalore in the Indian Premier League. He also played for the West Delhi Cricket Academy. He made his One Day International (ODI) debut in 2008 and was part of the Indian team which won the 2011 World Cup. Despite being a regular in the ODI side, he only played his first Test in 2011.
Virat Kohli was born on 5 November 1988 in Delhi to Prem and Saroj Kohli. He has an elder brother, Vikash, and an elder sister, Bhavna. Virat attended school at Vishal Bharti and Savier Convent. Virat's father, Prem, worked as a lawyer and died in December 2006. Little is known of Virat Kohli's personal life.
The West Delhi Cricket Academy was created in 1998 and Kohli was part of its first intake. Kohli first came into the spotlight when he played for Delhi in a Ranji Trophy match against Karnataka on the day of his father's death. Choosing to stay and bat, he went on to score 90 runs. Mithun Manhas, the team's captain, remarked that "That is an act of great commitment to the team and his innings turned out to be crucial".
Shikhar Dhawan (born 5 December 1985 in Delhi) is an Indian cricketer. He is a left-handed opening batsman and occasional right-arm offbreak bowler. He represents Delhi in domestic cricket and also plays for the Deccan Chargers franchise in the Indian Premier League. Dhawan made his international debut against Australia in 2010.
He played for India in the 2004 U-19 Cricket World Cup where he was the leading run scorer. His total of 505 runs from seven innings is a record for a single U-19 World Cup. He made his runs at an average of 84.16 with three centuries and was named the Player of the Tournament.
His successful run continued when he made his Ranji debut for Delhi in 2004-05, finishing as the team's leading run-getter with 461 runs. He had been a consistent performer for his state side since, as his average of nearly 45 indicates. He played a pivotal role in his team's Ranji title win in 2007-08, scoring 570 runs in eight games.
He played for the Delhi Daredevils in the Indian Premier League and made 4 half centuries. He was also the third highest scorer of the Delhi Daredevils team. He was traded to the Mumbai Indians in exchange for Ashish Nehra. He has played for the Mumbai Indians in the second and third season of the IPL. For the fourth season he was bought by the Deccan Chargers for $300,000.
Mohammad Amir (Urdu: محمد عامر, born 13 April 1992) also known as Mohammad Aamer, is a Pakistani international cricketer, whose suspension and subsequent five year ban curtailed his promising career. He is a left-arm fast bowler, who opened the bowling in all formats of the game. He made his first-class debut in 2007, and his first One-Day International and Test appearance in 2009 in Sri Lanka, at the age of 17. However, he played his first international match during the 2009 ICC World Twenty20, where he played in every game, helping the national side win the tournament.
Amir was touted as having the potential to be a leading fast bowler by former Pakistani left arm fast bowler Wasim Akram who picked him out as a prospect in 2007. Since Amir's establishment in the international arena, former Pakistani batsman Rameez Raja, as well as Akram himself, have stated that "He is much cleverer than [Akram] at 18".
On 29 August 2010, he was implicated in allegations of spot-fixing and is currently serving a five-year ban for allegedly bowling two-deliberate no-balls, Amir however has announced that he plans to appeal the verdict handed out by his prosecutor the International Cricket Council. In November 2011, Amir was convicted, along with Salman Butt and Mohammad Asif, of conspiracy charges relating to spot-fixing. He was given a six-month prison sentence. On 1 February 2012 Amir was released from prison after serving three months in jail.
Back from the liquor store
Dressed up like a hoe
Dancing real sexy
Lots of drunk texting
Alone on a Friday night, no boyfriend tonight we got into a fight
Now baby I just wanna drink
Maybe some some weed
Start talking to my cat
Get naked on Ichat because baby I don't care
Watching romantic movies, piercing my own boobies.
Who's that bitch? I'm that bitch.
Inviting in a hobo, doing our hair and nails.
Who's that bitch? I'm that bitch
Oh, I don't care tonight imma find a new guy
Someone who isn't hung like a toddler
My head is hurting I think I should go to bed
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh
I'm tired of acting crazy just because I hate you baby
Who's that bitch? I'm that bitch
Just call me Helen Keller because I ain't gonna ever see you again
You're falling for a douche bag douche ba-ag x2
D-bag d-d-pa-pa x3
D-bag douche bag.
D-bag d-d-pa-pa x3
D-bag douche bag.
He takes longer then you to get ready.
He shaves his legs but swears he is not gay.
He lotions up other girls at the beach.
Romantic night for him is chucke cheese.
Ow ow o-ow ow ow x2
He let you down, let you down down.
Ow ow o-ow ow ow x2
Tell you to lose some pounds
Lose some pound-pounds
[Chorus]
He always makes you
So girl don't be suprised
Cuz you're falling for a douche bag, baby
You hope that he will change,
But he'll just stay the same
Cuz you're falling for a douche bag, baby
You're falling for a douche bag, douche ba-ag.
Yeah.
He said excuse for a man
Who gets his tan from a can
And words tatoo on his hand
Cuz he's so cool
(Dude, I'm so cool)
He makes you massage his feet
His dogs, it's in the front seat
His farts are never discrete
And he will always be a tool.
I wanna love you
You know I would do anything for you
I wanna help you
But you just keep on letting him hurt you
He'll hurt you.
[Chorus]
D-bag d-d-pa-pa x3
Red suit with the thong underneath
I've got the taste of McCain's old dick in my teeth
I was the governor, but I decided to quit
Alaska's cold as fuck and it's boring as shit
Ga-ga-ga-Gay's always call me a bitch
Cause I say they'll burn in hell and they should never get hitched
People hate me, especially Perez (oh yeah)
But I will be the president, so I don't fucking give a shit
[x2:]
You wanna kill me (whoa)
You'll never touch me (whoa)
I'm never leaving (whoa, whoaaa)
Don't trust me (oh)
Never trust me (oh)
Don't trust me cause I'm never leaving
Shh girl, shake your thighs
Do the Barack Obama and tell us some lies
I said, Shh girl, shake your thighs
Do the Barack Obama and tell us some lies
[Spoken:]
They think I'm going somewhere?
Only place I'm going is the white house MotherFucker
I'm BACK BITCH!
[x2:]
You wanna kill me (whoa)
You'll never touch me (whoa)
I'm never leaving (whoa, whoaaa)
Don't trust me (oh)
Never trust me (oh)
Don't trust me cause I'm never leaving
[Spoken:]
Oh I'm tired. I'm going to go take a break
Whoa.
R-r-roll up to
The party
With my crazy
Pink wig,
But I can't get
Through the
Door because my
Booty's too big.
1 percent is
Human, 99
Is plastic,
Just a sec,
I gotta fix
My lips.
These hoe's
Are jealous,
Cause their mens
Want me.
I can't believe
It, that girls
So sexy.
Dude, are you
Crazy? I think
That's a tranny...
(What?)
Check me
Out, [x8]
Check her
Out, dude you
Can see it
Poppin' out.
Check Me
Out, [x3]
Dadee da da
Da da da
Chillin in my house
With my moomoo on
My couch is cover plastic
Just wanna keep the liquid
And food off the fabric
Preicous moments on the self
With my glass cat
You think I'm not cool
Cause I'm like that
Honey must be on crack
Li-li li-li li-li listen now
Want to tell you
I'm not young (I'm not young)
But I'm cool
Let's go out (let's go out)
Wanna show you all my moves
(Oh yeah)
I wanna go get fuck
Up up up
Drank so much I can't stand up
Up up up
Hold my hair back while
I throw
Up up up
Just wanna show you I'm
Fun fun fun fun funn
She may be 60 but she still Know how to fuck (ooh)
She got that accent
Still young when she grow up
Havin fun fun fun
She got that look on her
In this place
She's bout to go out and
Get fucked uppppppppppp
I wanna go get fuck
Uk up up
Drank so much I can't stand up
Up up up
Hold my hair back while
I throw
Up up up
Just wanna show you I'm
Fun fun fun fun funn
Fun fun fun fun fun
Ohh ohh ohh ohh ooooohh ohh ohh ohh ohh baby
Caught in a bad bromance
Ohh ohh ohh ohh ooooohh ohh ohh ohh ohh baby
Caught in a bad bromance
Ra Ra Oh Ra Ra
Romance Ra Ma Ma
Blah Blah Oh GaGa
A bad bromance [x2]
You always call me, your always with me
Your like a girlfriend without a pussy
(I need some space)
OhMyGod I need some space
(OhMyGod I need some space) Oh
When you come over you stay the whole day
I can't get laid cause people think that we're gay
(I need some space)
OhMyGod I need some space
(OhMyGod I need some space) Oh
You know that I like you, but you really annoy me
We gotta bad, gotta bad bromance
I think it's time that we stopped being friends
You and me, we gotta bad bromance
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
You always tweet me a lesser than 3
You and me, we gotta bad bromance
Ohh ohh ohh ohh ooooohh ohh ohh ohh ohh baby
Caught in a bad bromance
Ohh ohh ohh ohh ooooohh ohh ohh ohh ohh baby
Caught in a bad bromance
Ra Ra Oh Ra Ra
Romance Ra Ma Ma
Blah Blah Oh GaGa
A bad bromance
Why are you so crazy acting like you are my lady
Why are you so crazy acting like you are my lady
Why are you so crazy acting like you are my lady
Why are you so crazy acting like you are mine
I think it's time that we stopped being friends
I think it's time, I don't wanna be friends
Doe le chae vous, est ne doe le chae vous
Doe le chae vous, Wait! I don't really french: L
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
No I don't wanna be friends
Caught in a bad bromance
No I don't wanna be friends
Oh Oh Oh Oh
Don't want your bromance!
Caught in a bad bromance
Don't want your bromance!
I think it's time that we stopped being friends
You and me, we gotta bad bromance
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
You always tweet me a lesser than 3
You and me, we gotta bad bromance
Ohh ohh ohh ohh ooooohh ohh ohh ohh ohh baby
Caught in a bad bromance
Ohh ohh ohh ohh ooooohh ohh ohh ohh ohh baby
Caught in a bad bromance
Ra Ra Oh Ra Ra
Romance Ra Ma Ma
Blah Blah Oh GaGa
Don't ignore my calls
Cause I have a lot to say
I'm gonna tell you what went wrong
Why'd you have to run away.
Because you're in my face
Always on my case
I just need some space away from you
I need a vacation -cation -cation (yeah)
I need a vacation -cation -cation
There's nothing you can do
Doesn't matter where I go
Just as long as its away from you.
No more stupid fights
No more searching through my phone.
Feels like paradise
When I think about being alone.
Because you're in my face
Always on my case
I just need some space away from you
I need a vacation -cation -cation (yeah)
I need a vacation -cation -cation
There's nothing you can do
Doesn't matter where I go
Just as long as its away from you.
I need a vacation -cation -cation (yeah)
I need a vacation -cation -cation
There's nothing you can do
Doesn't matter where I go
Just as long as its away from you.
I need a vacation -cation -cation (yeah)
I need a vacation -cation -cation
There's nothing you can do
Doesn't matter where I go
Just as long as its away from you.
Ohh, I just want to let you know that
Ohh, I don't need you any more and
Ohh, now it is my time to take control.
I need a vacation -cation -cation (yeah)
I need a vacation -cation -cation
There's nothing you can do
Doesn't matter where I go
Just as long as its away from you.
I need a vacation -cation -cation (yeah)
I need a vacation -cation -cation
There's nothing you can do
Doesn't matter where I go
Hello, hello, baby
Sorry I can't hear a thing.
I have got no service in the
Crib, you see, see
Wha-Wha-What did you say?
Oh, you're breaking up on me
Sorry, I cannot hear you,
I'm kinda busy.
K-kinda busy
K-kinda busy
Sorry, I'm ignoring you, I'm kinda busy.
Just a second,
It's my favorite game we gonna play
And I cannot text you when I am in my mercedes
Why can't you just take a hint,
I need some time for meh
My dudes are at my place & we are kinda busy
Stop callin, stop callin,
I don't wanna talk anymore!
We turned my living room into a big dance floor.
Stop callin, stop callin,
I don't wanna talk anymore!
We're fist pumping like were on the Jersey Shore
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
I'm busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
You can bang all you want,
But you won't get the phone,
Cause you just gonnna sit at home alone!
You can pee on the floor,
Even bark at the door,
Or you just gonnna sit at home alone! [x2]
Bitch the way you Hollering won't make me leave no quicker
Stop updatin' my twitta
Takin' mobile pictures
Should throw my phone into the pool cause I'm finna slap ya
Throw a back hand at ya
Bitch I ain't gon' answa
Not that I don't like you,
I'm just need some time for me.
And girls are not invited to our menly partays
Sometimes I feel like you treat me like just a baby
But tonight I'm all grown
I'm drinking Hennessy
(I'm drinking Hennessy)
Drinking Hennessy
(I'm drinking Hennessy)
Drinking Hennessy
Actually Hennessy make me sick
So I'm drinking Kool-Aid
Stop callin, stop callin,
I don't wanna talk anymore!
We turned my living room into a big dance floor.
Stop callin, stop callin,
I don't wanna talk anymore!
We're wrist pumping like horny guys watching porn
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
I'm busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
You can bang all you want,
But you won't get the phone,
Cause you just gonnna sit at home alone!
You can pee on the floor,
Even bark at the door,
Work it, make it, do it, makes us harder, better, faster, stronger.
That, that, that, that don't kill me,
Can only make me stronger.
I need you to shut up now,
Can't take your voice much longer.
I know I look real high now,
'Cause you can't get much shorter.
Man, I've been waiting all night now,
That's how long I've been on ya.
I hate you right now!
Bitch.
Beyonce lost tonight,
It ain't my fault that I won tonight.
Kanye hopped on the stage tonight,
Looking like a gay chipmunk tonight.
Sexy and wearing my Christian Dior,
And he's wearing clothes from a children's store.
I ask 'cause I'm really not sure,
Does anyone know who he is anymore?
He's always acting so shameless,
Remember when he used to be famous?
And now he can't even make a hit,
He's just mad 'cause he looks like a midget.
He sings like he's choking on Jay Z's dick,
Simboling and synthesizing all his shit.
Take a sniff 'cause baby I'm the new shit,
Come on bitch it's Taylor Swift.
Fuck you.
You can suck it.
That, that, that, that don't kill me,
Can only make me stronger.
I need you to shut up now,
Can't take your voice much longer.
You know how long I've been on ya,
Since you had a hit with Stronger.
And now your career is over,
And now I'm taking over.
Ha! I'm taking over.
I’m running out of time
I hope that I can save you some how
If I
If I had super powers
I’d save the world and you would be mine, Mine
Have no fear
your hero is hear
my super sense is telling me that danger is near
I’m getting close to you so I can watch your back
a villains on the loose and he’s ready to attack, oh
I’m not a super hero
I’m not that kind of guy
but I can save you baby
give me a try
cause I’m running out of time
I know it, what can you do, I know I did it kinda loose,
But I’m fighting till your mine
and if trouble comes around
I won’t be backing down
tonight
oh, If you in danger
oh, I need a saviour
oh, thats what I’m made of
oh, oh, oh, oh
Give you my superluv
I’m fighting for your love
For all this time
what I gotta do
to make you mine
got no super speed
but I’m running this town
you get in my way
I’m a take you down
I’m not a super hero
I’m not that kinda guy
but I can save you baby give me a try
Cause I’m running out of time
I know it, what can you do, I know I did it kinda loose,
But I’m fighting till your mine
and if trouble comes around
I won’t be backing down
tonight
oh, If you in danger
oh, I need a saviour
oh, thats what I’m made of
oh, oh, oh, oh
Give you my superluv
Can’t you see
were meant to be
so come with me
say your mine
Cause I’m running out of time
I know it, what can you do, I know I did it kinda loose,
But I’m fighting till your mine
and if trouble comes around
I won’t be backing down
tonight
oh, If you in danger
oh, I need a saviour
oh, thats what I’m made of
oh, oh, oh, oh
Give you my superluv
give you my superluv
give you my superluv
give you my superluv luv luv luv
give you my superluv
and all you really need
has been right in front of you
this whole time
and I
I don’t need no super powers
I’ve saved the world and now you are mine
All my Crazy Bitches, All my Crazy Bitches, All my Crazy Bitches, All my Crazy Bitches
All my Crazy Bitches, All my Crazy Bitches, All my Crazy Bitches
Now put yo "Hands Up! " (Hands Up!)
If you wanna show love
For Dawson
Get yourself a T.
And if you're broke as "Fuck! "
Don't give up
15 Bucks is Cheap.
I heard if I wear it
I'll be a Chick MAGNET
Girls will run to me.
I'll look like a Hottie
With a Shirt on my Body
Then I'll get "Crazy Pussy! "
(MEOW!)
If you like us then you better get a Shirt of us
If you like us then you better get a Shirt of us
$15 Ain't that much to get a Shirt of us
If you like us then you better get a Shirt of us.
Woah oh oh oh oh, Oh oh oh oh Woah oh oh
Woah oh oh oh oh oh "Oh Hell No! oh oh oh
If you like us then you better get a Shirt of us
If you like us then you better get a Shirt of us
[Music Turns Down Record Spin Sound]
[Read:]
Hold On!
You're gonna have a Music Video
Without "Sarah Palin? "
Bring on the Beat!
[Solo:]
Put this Shirt in your Arms
You can pick the kind you Want!
Hurry up, they'll be gone
And you won't get the one you Want!
"OH! "
[All Singing:]
If you like us then you better get a Shirt of us!
If you like us then you better get a Shirt of us!
Taylor, I think we need to talk
ABOUT WHAT
Maybe you and I should take a break
WHO IS SHE
Theres no one else I just need some space
FUCK YOU, I will make you pay
What
I'm gonna add you to my shit list
What list
I'll write a song about your baby d!ck
It's average
I'll cry and then I'll tweet a pic
Saying he cheated, then dumped me #TeamTayTay
Ohhh Ooh Oohh oohh Song about you will go number 1
And oooh oooh ooh oooh
Tween girls will sing baby d!ck, Baby d!ck
You should never ever ever break up with Taylor
You got herpies herpies herpies
Just thank John Mayor
I f^cked Jake
I f^cked Joe
And I f^cked Zac Efron
Alledgedly
You should never ever ever break up with Taylor
I see you've found
Yourself a new whore, whore
Good thing I brought my friend Chloroform
You will never ever ever escape my cellar
You will be tortured, tortured, tortured
And I'll have no mercy
Policemans are my biggest fans so they will never arresst me
You should never ever ever break up with Taylor
You got your @ss kicked @ss kicked @ss kicked
By a blond girl
You're such a p^ssy p^ssy p^ssy
I can't believe I f^cked you
I'm tired of these gay actor guys
It's time for some Kennedy
Alledgedly
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
Did you get your d-ck stuck in the blue-ray player again?
[Dr. Johnson]
No – no Mrs. Dawson it's Doctor Johnson.
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
Oh sorry I thought it was Shane.
[Dr. Johnson]
Blu-ray player is that even possible.
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
For Shane – ya.
[Dr. Johnson]
Mrs. Dawson, I have your test results in front of me. And I don't know how to tell you this but. It's positive.
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
Hahh – I have AIDS? Quick I gotta spit on Shanes toothbrush.
[Dr. Johnson]
No that's not it.
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
Ooo – your right – I should use he razor! Oh – your so smart that's why your the doctor.
[Dr. Johnson]
No – Miss Dawson, it's Cancer!
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
What?
[Dr. Johnson]
I wish you'd come in earlier now it's past the point of removal.
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
I don't understand.
[Dr. Johnson]
You only have a day to live. Now, I'm gonna gather up this information and I'mma put you on hold – ok.
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
This couldn't get any worse.
[Miley Cyrus – Party In The U.S.A]
They put my hands up – they're playing my song.
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
I spoke to soon.
[Shane Dawson]
Mom – come on! (knocks on door)
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
Go away – faggit – I hate you – I hate every one.
[S-Deezy]
Damn! She's taking this hard. Let me go and try to cheer her up!
[Shane Dawson]
Deezy?
[S-Deezy]
Don't worry man! I got this. (zipper's down) (laughs)
[Shane Dawson]
Oh – god!
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
Oh – are you the priest?
[S-Deezy]
Nah! Why – are you possessed?
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
What?
[S-Deezy]
Ooo – can you throw up upon command and turn your body into a prezzle?
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
Actually yes.
[S-Deezy]
That's hot.
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
But I'm not possessed. I'm dying of cancer.
[S-Deezy]
How long you got?
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
A day.
[S-Deezy]
A DAY! WTF are you doing laying in bed!
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
Crying. Watching T.V. Eatin Pringles like a black person.
[S-Deezy]
You eat pringles when you dead! You should go outside, do all the shit that you've never done before, like some real illegal shit, I mean you can't get arrested if you dying!
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
You know what? I think you're right.
[S-Deezy]
Oh b-tch. I don't think – I know.
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
Living like ur dying. Yeah
Go out and do all the crazy shit you've never ever done before. Yeah
Living like ur dying. Yeah
Stop living like your dying. Yeah
Go out and do all the crazy shit you've never ever done before. Yeah
Live like ur dying yeah.
[S-Deezy]
The parties on, let's get crazy
One more day lifetime's wastin'
( ) girls tonight's your night (*rob a bank * blow a hobo)
Call your friend up let's ( )
Jump on my d-ck take it for a spin
I'mma take you to a place you've never been
Cashed out on the money I'm saving
Get booze, get weed, get hats
Get lots of condoms cause they gonna go fast.
Hands down best party of the decade (*kill someone *make kids cry)
Hashtag Ooops, did I just make a s3x tape.
Steal a car, rob a bank.
Can't get arrested if you dying
No-re-( ), No regrets
Let out all your dirty little secrets.
(* kill or poison )
(* eat off an Asian)
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
Living like ur dying. Yeah
Go out and do all the crazy shit you've never ever done before. Yeah
Living like ur dying. Yeah
Stop living like your dying. Yeah
Go out and do all the crazy shit you've never ever done before. Yeah
Live like ur dying yeah.
Oh ( oh oh oh )
Yeah
Like your dying.
Look look like your dying
(* T.P Shanes Room)
Start living start living Start living Like your dying
Start living start living Start living Like your dying
Start living start living Start living Like your dying
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
Start living Like your dying. Yeah
Go out and do all the crazy shit you've never ever done before. Yeah
Live like ur dying. Yeah
(* f-ck a black chick)
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
Hello.
[Doctor Johnson]
Hey, Miss Dawson. So it turns out that I fudged up – Umm Umm – you don't have cancer. You're not gonna die.
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
Oh shit!
[Police]
(Surround Mom)
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
Hi, do you guys wanna go to a party?
[Police]
(Nod no)
[Shane Dawson]
There's a black guy in my bed
There's a ringin' in my head
Empty bottles on the floor
A tied up dead asian whore
I should probably take a bath
Put some ountment on my rash
Is that a piercing on my twat
I don't remember getting that
Pictures of last night
Ended up online
Of me nood, retweet
Who's that Mexican?
Did I get hitched again
Oh no!
LAST SUNDAY NIGHT!
Yeah we drink until we dropped
Neighbors tryed to call the cops
But no one could make us stop
Last sunday night
Naked tennis in the park
Try to light a fat guy's fart
Yeah that wasn't very smart
Last sunday night
Emo kids were getting crunk
Trampoline when we were drunk
Ended up not being fun
Last sunday night
Getting tazered by the cops
Always say we're gonna stop
Op Ohwoah
But this sunday night
Do it all... Again...
But this Sunday Night...
Do it all... Again...
But this Sunday Night...
TGIS [x8]
Last sunday night!
Pin the penis on the whore
Light a fire making smores
Have no DJ cause' we're poor
Last sunday night
Got my hand stuck in a drain
Never been in so much pain
Even Paris Hilton came!
Last sunday night
Pool full of chocolate milk
Perfect for a lesbo fight
Telling racist jokes all night
Last sunday night
Yeah I think we went too far
Always say we're gonna stop
Op Ohwoah
But this sunday night
Here we go
My vids are getting lame
I'm tired of acting gay
Wish I could just finally grow up
Don't wanna run and scream
I'm almost nineteen
I've got hair on my chest and my nuts
Oh Oh Oh Oh
I just wanna tell you
Oh Oh Oh Oh
There's one thing I like
Oh Oh Oh Oh
And it might be shocking
I'm old enough to think about it
All I Really want is ass and pussy pussy
All I really want is ass and pussy pussy
You don't even have to shave it
You know just what I need
Titties titties titties titties...
Just what I need
Titties titties titties titties...
FUCK YEAH!
Delete my YouTube channel
Maybe I'll have a scandal
I mean come on I'm not a kid no more
I'm tired of selling out
I just wanna shout
I Want ass and pussy!
Come on Fred stop it
Here we go
Please
Haha it's Fred
Let's play a game
I'm old enough to vote
This is redicioulous
I just want ass
Ass and pussy pussy
All I really want is ass
And pussy pussy
You don't even have to shave it
You know just what I need
Titties titties titties titties...
Hahaha
Titties titties titties titties...
Just what I need
Just what I need
Just what I need
Nerds are crying
dorks are dying
fat cat ladies going insane
there all screaming
what do we do
while they tumblr all there pain
when will Harry fuck Hermionie
when did Ron get so fugly
think about all the fun you had
going to the movies in your wizard hat
thinking you looked cute
girl don't get me started
stop drawing lightning bolts on your head
stop saying that Dumbeldawf is your friend
Harry Potters over
that stupid movies over
you tweet tweet tweet
why does it have to end
hash tag I need some friends,friends
you spend spend spend
money on stupid shit
like fake glasses and a quidditch stick
all of the poop jellybeans you ate
all of the times you stayed up late
looking for nude pics
of Daniel Radcliffe
I will take every book you have
I have some room left in my trash
harry potters over
so glad that shits over
harry potters over
harry potters over
Ohohohoh
I'm in love with FUPA's, FUPA's.
Ohohohoh
I'm in love with FUPA's, FUPA's
FUPA's! FUPA's-as FUPAS! FUPA-as
FUPAs! FUPA-as FUPA's! NOM NOM
When she walks towards me, I am horny
Her body is a work of art it seems
Forgive me if I start to salivate
Because you put your FUPA in my face
Oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh
Your muffin's round, it's really round, round
Oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh
I want it now, I want it now, now
[Chorus]
I should like girls at school, but none of them are cool
Cuz I'm so in love with FUPA's, baby
If you've had a c-section, you've got my affection
Cuz I'm so in love with FUPA's baby
Ohohohoh
I'm in love with FUPA's, FUPA-as
Ohohohoh
I'm in love with FUPA's, FUPA-as
My gynecologist says my waistline is a hot mess
It sticks out more than my breasts & that's not right
No that's not right
Feels like I'm wearing Depends
It hits my knees when I bend
Boys wanna pop me like Pez
To get the candy inside
I wanna touch it
But there's too many layers of Spanx on it
My FUPA is my weakness
But you give me the strength to unleash it
Unleash it!
All my Crazy Bitches, All my Crazy Bitches, All my Crazy Bitches, All my Crazy Bitches
All my Crazy Bitches, All my Crazy Bitches, All my Crazy Bitches
Now put yo "Hands Up! " (Hands Up!)
If you wanna show love
For Dawson
Get yourself a T.
And if you're broke as "Fuck! "
Don't give up
15 Bucks is Cheap.
I heard if I wear it
I'll be a Chick MAGNET
Girls will run to me.
I'll look like a Hottie
With a Shirt on my Body
Then I'll get "Crazy Pussy! "
(MEOW!)
If you like us then you better get a Shirt of us
If you like us then you better get a Shirt of us
$15 Ain't that much to get a Shirt of us
If you like us then you better get a Shirt of us.
Woah oh oh oh oh, Oh oh oh oh Woah oh oh
Woah oh oh oh oh oh "Oh Hell No! oh oh oh
If you like us then you better get a Shirt of us
If you like us then you better get a Shirt of us
[Music Turns Down Record Spin Sound]
[Read:]
Hold On!
You're gonna have a Music Video
Without "Sarah Palin? "
Bring on the Beat!
[Solo:]
Put this Shirt in your Arms
You can pick the kind you Want!
Hurry up, they'll be gone
And you won't get the one you Want!
"OH! "
[All Singing:]
If you like us then you better get a Shirt of us!
If you like us then you better get a Shirt of us!
Help me,
he-he-help me
I have a lot of boxes they are really heavy,
I am way too F*cking hot to do any housework
So I get into my car and drive to Home Depot,
you're standing outside,
so I yell Andalay and you hop into my ri-ide
Help me,
He-he-help me
My backyard needs mowing my front yard needs shaving
Are you hu-hu-hungry?
well you shouda brought your own food,
none of this is for you
I hired an Alien!
Cuz I'm a lazy American
He wanted fifty bucks
but I payed him in Captain Crunch
(Haha!)
I think you've had enough