The Audition (2013)

Actors

• Ryan Shovey (producer)
• Ryan Shovey (writer)
• Ryan Shovey (director)
• Ryan Shovey (producer)
• Ryan Shovey (composer)
• Ryan Shovey (editor)
• Ryan Shovey (writer)
• Pedro Lucero (actor)
• Liam Day (actor)
• Courtney Lacombe (actress)
• Liam Day (miscellaneous crew)
• Tyler Euper (miscellaneous crew)
• Cullen Lejeune (actor)
• Mark Fisher (actor)
• Preston Schrag (actor)

Genres

• Horror
• Mystery
• Short
• Thriller

The Living (2013)

Actors

• Darren Holmquist (actor)
• Frank Hernandez (editor)
• Seychelle Gabriel (actress)
• Frank Hernandez (producer)
• Frank Hernandez (producer)
• Katherine Park (actress)
• Katherine Park (composer)
• David Toda (actor)
• Johnny Brillantes (actor)
• Johnny Brillantes (producer)
• Cj Thoms (actor)
• Johnny Brillantes (director)
• Tony Lowe (composer)
• Douglas Despres (actor)
• Rich Dreyling (actor)

Genres

• Thriller

Big Stan (2007)

Actors

• Sally Kirkland (actress)
• Rob Schneider (actor)
• Dan Haggerty (actor)
• Scott Wilson (actor)
• Randy Couture (actor)
• M. Emmet Walsh (actor)
• Geoffrey Gould (actor)
• David Alan Graf (actor)
• Richard Kind (actor)
• Richard Riehle (actor)
• David Carradine (actor)
• Henry Gibson (actor)
• Erik Betts (actor)
• Olivia Munn (actress)
• Jennifer Morrison (actress)

Genres

• Action
• Comedy

Taglines:

The cell block just got a new bully.... a small one.
He'll have to kick some butt to save his own.

Quotes:

Stan Minton: What the fuck just happened in there?::Mal: You lost, Stanley.::Stan Minton: I didn't lose. You're the lawyer. You lost.::Mal: I'm truly sorry.::Stan Minton: Damn it man, I'm rich! I wanted some of that O.J. Justice.

Tubby: Looks like everybody's gonna rape you.::Stan Minton: Ok, ok... I, I, I bet I can be a racist for three to five year. A real racist. Hardcore.::Tubby: Well good. Than you can join the Nazi's.::Stan Minton: Excellent.::Tubby: Then you'll only be raped by the other Nazi's.::Stan Minton: [shouting] Raped by Nazi's? No way!

Tubby: You might as well buy a welcome mat, strap it to your asshole, say 'I'm open for business'.::[laughs]

Mindy: Oh, honey, it's ok. A lot could happen in 6 months.::Stan Minton: What's gonna happen, Wendy? Is my anus gonna grow teeth?

Stan Minton: [shouting] I will be unrape-able!

Mindy: So... The Master, where are you from?::The Master: Hell.::Mindy: Oh! Well what brought you to L.A. a job?

The Master: Next time use more tongue.::Stan Minton: That's what she said. [The Master punches Stan in the stomach]

Shorts: Don't go near those guys [points to a group of men, one of whom is consulting a book] They're scientologists.::Big Stan: They don't look so tough.::Shorts: Yeah, they'll talk your ear off and then sue your ass.

Big Stan: Now pick up your gold teeth. I'm gonna let you keep them this time. But if you come at me again, I'm gonna hang on to them like a Swiss banker.

Big Stan: [on phone] Don't you ever find yourself feeling sorry for anybody?::The Master: [on other line] You might as well ask me if I feel sorry for the maggots I grind into my morning coffee.