ChupaCobra (2013)

Actors

• Frank Stallone (actor)
• Andy Signore (writer)
• Tanner Thomason (actor)
• Ricky Lloyd George (director)
• Brent Lydic (actor)
• Brent Lydic (producer)
• Ben Montague (actor)

Genres

• Short
• Thriller

Taglines:

Don't Get Him Hissed!

Fred Claus (2007)

Actors

• Kathy Bates (actress)
• Rachel Weisz (actress)
• Ludacris (actor)
• Frank Stallone (actor)
• Elizabeth Banks (actress)
• Miranda Richardson (actress)
• John Michael Higgins (actor)
• Paul Giamatti (actor)
• Stephen Baldwin (actor)
• Allan Corduner (actor)
• Vince Vaughn (actor)
• Mike Bacarella (actor)
• Kevin Spacey (actor)
• Vince Vaughn (producer)
• Joel Silver (producer)

Genres

• Comedy
• Family
• Fantasy

Taglines:

Everybody has that one relative who can't help but cause problems over the holidays. Even Santa.
Meet Fred.
Santa's brother is coming to town.
Christmas comes every year, but this holiday season Santa's brother is coming along for the ride.
You're invited to a very unusual family reunion.

Quotes:

[from trailer]::Nick 'Santa' Claus: Mom was right about you!

Fred Claus: Santa's having some trouble getting the sled off the ground? [his mother plugs her ears]::Mother Claus: [singing] Jingle bells, jingle bells...

Clyde: You're all fired, in the morning you'll all be on a bus back to Elfistan!

Stephen Baldwin: [to Fred] You're not Alec!

Fred Claus: Love's complicated.::Willie: It hurts.

Willie: Are you sure you wouldn't be more comfortable on bottom, Fred?::Fred Claus: To be honest Willie, I don't think it's gonna make much of a difference either way.

Nick 'Santa' Claus: [after Nick and Fred fight, and crash a snowmobile] I never realized. You hate me.::Fred Claus: I don't hate you, Nick. I just wish you'd never been born.

DJ Donnie: I'm from the south side of the north pole man.

Fred Claus: You're gonna get hooked on that thing. I can see it now. Sixteen thousand bags of Cheetos later, you'll wake up, you're thirty-five, you're overweight, you're crying about your life in front of the soaps. I just did you a favor. You get outside, play around, make some friends, play kick the can, do some athletic stuff, go to school, you're comfortable enough to play sports, you get a partial scholarship, you got any ethnic in your background, any ethnicity in your background? I bet you do. It's America, you know what I mean? Find out what it is and put that down on the application for college. Now all the sudden you get a little extra money on the side, Uncle Sam's none the wiser for it. You take that extra money, you buy a motorcycle with it or something. Be a lady. Maybe meet a guy while you're at school. And then you'll get pregnant with child, it works out with the guy, it doesn't work out with the guy, who cares? You're blessed to have that kid in your life. You're going to be athletic, you're going to be a moderate to lukewarm student, and you're gonna have a child before you graduate college. And who are you going to have to thank for all that? Not the big guy in the red suit, but your pal Fred.::Girl with Plasma TV: Ugh!::Fred Claus: Sometimes it hurts to grow.

Nick 'Santa' Claus: Hey, yeah, welcome, welcome.

Stallone, Frank Filmography

• Reach Me
  2014, role: actor , character name: Ben
• Glory Days
  2014, role: actor , character name: John Stinger
• Hardin
  2014, role: actor , character name: Jack helm
• Safest Place on Earth
  2014, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Night Claws
  2013, role: actor , character name: Testi
• Zero Dark Dirty
  2013, role: producer
• ChupaCobra
  2013, role: actor , character name: Frank Stallone
• Zero Dark Dirty
  2013, role: actor , character name: Jean Valjean
• The Duplicate
  2012, role: actor , character name: Joe Sutton
• 16th Annual Prism Awards
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Duplicate
  2012, role: producer
• AKA Private
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Rocky Saga: Going the Distance
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Hitting on Destiny
  2011, role: actor , character name: Guardian Agnel
• This Is Who I Am
  2010, role: actor , character name: Uncle Tony
• Taken by Force
  2010, role: actor , character name: Schultz
• Corrado
  2009, role: actor , character name: Tommaso
• Frankie Facciatosta and the Search for Success
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Eckis Welt
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Fred Claus
  2007, role: actor , character name: Frank Stallone
• American Cannibal: The Road to Reality
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Rocky Balboa
  2006, role: actor , character name: Dinner Patron
• Angels with Angles
  2005, role: actor , character name: Elvis Presley
• Hitters
  2002, role: actor , character name: Spilotri
• Get Carter
  2000, role: actor , character name: Man at Funeral
• The Good Life
  1997, role: actor , character name: Joe
• Doublecross on Costa's Island
  1997, role: actor , character name: Marty Moretti
• Strange Wilderness
  1997, role: actor , character name: Old Man
• Total Force
  1997, role: actor , character name: Jack O'Hara
• Ground Rules
  1997, role: actor
• Billy Lone Bear
  1996, role: actor
• The Garbage Man
  1996, role: actor
• Public Enemies
  1996, role: actor , character name: Alvin Karpis
• Taken Alive
  1995, role: actor , character name: Marty Moretti
• Lethal Cowboy
  1995, role: actor , character name: Frank
• When Stars Were Kids
  1994, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Tombstone
  1993, role: actor , character name: Ed Bailey
• Return of the Roller Blade Seven
  1992, role: actor , character name: Black Knight
• Legend of the Roller Blade Seven
  1992, role: actor , character name: The Black Knight
• The Roller Blade Seven
  1991, role: actor , character name: Black Knight
• Lethal Games
  1991, role: actor , character name: Mac Richards
• Hudson Hawk
  1991, role: actor , character name: Cesar Mario
• Prime Suspect
  1989, role: actor , character name: Gene Chambers
• Masque of the Red Death
  1989, role: actor , character name: Duke
• Order of the Eagle
  1989, role: actor , character name: Mr. Quill
• Ten Little Indians
  1989, role: actor , character name: Capt. Philip Lombard
• Terror in Beverly Hills
  1989, role: actor , character name: Hack Stone
• Easy Kill
  1989, role: actor , character name: Alex Anderson
• Easy Kill
  1989, role: actor , character name: Frank Davies
• Heart of Midnight
  1988, role: actor , character name: Ledray

Stallone, Frank Filmography

• Skid Row
  2013, role: actor , character name: Vincent Ross

Stallone, Frank Filmography

• Rocky
  1976, role: actor , character name: Timekeeper