The Edward P. McMahon Home for Sidekicks (2013)

Actors

• Jeff Berndt (actor)
• Paul Gordon (actor)
• Martin Gould (actor)
• Angelle Horste (actor)
• Dingzhong Hu (actor)
• Omar Khan (actor)
• Omar Khan (producer)
• Omar Khan (producer)
• Omar Khan (writer)
• Omar Khan (director)
• Omar Khan (editor)
• Omar Khan (miscellaneous crew)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

This Ain't Star Trek 3 XXX: This Is a Parody (2013)

Actors

• Andy Appleton (actor)
• Richie Calhoun (actor)
• Marcus London (actor)
• Will Ryder (actor)
• Evan Stone (actor)
• Jake Taylor (actor)
• Michael Vegas (actor)
• Bailey Blue (actress)
• Scarlett Fay (actress)
• Ana Foxx (actress)
• Dillion Harper (actress)
• Penny Pax (actress)
• Axel Braun (producer)
• Drew Rose (producer)
• Bryn Pryor (writer)

Genres

• Adult

Quotes:

Spock: I appreciate your assistance, Nurse Chapel.::Nurse Chapel: Christine. It's Christine.::Spock: Thank you, I believe, is the appropriate term, *Christine*.::Nurse Chapel: I don't know your first name.::Spock: You could not pronounce it.::Nurse Chapel: Tell me. [Spock whispers into her ear] Clark? Clark Spock?

Evil Kirk: Mr. Spock, you're a pain in the ass. Both universes.

Young Kirk: I'm gonna have to talk to Spock about this. Must be that *red* matter.::Captain Kirk: Red matter. What exactly is red matter?::Young Kirk: I dunno, but it's... bad.

[last lines]::Spock: [giving Vulcan salute] Welcome aboard, Captain.::Captain Kirk: Thank you, Mr. Spock.

[first lines]::Ensign O'Herlihy:: Hey Rizzo, when did you transfer into Science from Security?::Rizzo:: I didn't. I just started takin' blue uniforms from the laundry.::Ensign O'Herlihy:: Why?::Rizzo:: Trust me kid, redshirts will get you killed every time.

Dr. McCoy: [checks medical tricorder] No doubt about it, Jim, he's you. [observes Young Kirk sneaking a peek up Nurse Chapel's skirt as she bends over to pick up a dropped instrument case] Well, you as an adult.::Young Kirk: I *am* an adult.::Captain Kirk: The jury's still out.::Young Kirk: I don't understand how this happened.::Dr. McCoy: Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a physicist!::Captain Kirk: ...mechanic?::Young Kirk: Yours does this, too?::Captain Kirk: All the time.

Young Kirk: You ready to go home?::Captain Kirk: The ship is brand new. Your laws of physics make no sense. You got a crew of sexy twentysomethings... fuck like rabbits. Who wouldn't want to leave?::Young Kirk: Good. Glad to hear it.::Ambassador Robert April: When an officer of the line leaves your ship, it is customary to show them the way to the transporter pad by going first.::Young Kirk: I knew that! Captain Kirk, may I invite you onto my transporter so I can get you the hell offa my ship, and back to where you came from?::Captain Kirk: I don't think so. [signals Scotty to activate the transporter]::Young Kirk: Dude, no fuckin' way. This sucks! [dematerializes]

Young Kirk: [coming to the rescue after Uhura has already disabled Evil Kirk] It's okay, you're safe.::Uhura: God, you're an idiot.::Young Kirk: Yeah, but a charming idiot. [embraces Uhura]::Uhura: The things that you have to do to get promoted around here.

Captain Kirk: Lieutenant Uhura, raise the bridge for me.::Uhura: My pleasure sir.::Sulu: [voice over intercom] Helm.::Captain Kirk: Mr. Sulu, set course for Cygnet 14.::Sulu: [voice over intercom] Aye-Aye, Captain. Warp one.::Captain Kirk: Mr. Sulu, you're such a pussy. Warp factor *six*.::Sulu: [voice over intercom] Oh my!

Backyard Ashes (2013)

Actors

• Chris Coleman (actor)
• Rachael Cox (actor)
• Ande Cunningham (actor)
• Matt Davidson (actor)
• Adam Drummond (actor)
• Alice Ferguson (actor)
• Andrew S. Gilbert (actor)
• Martin Harper (actor)
• Doug Hogan (actor)
• Stephen Holt (actor)
• Waseem Khan (actor)
• Daniel Krige (actor)
• Tim Kurylowicz (actor)
• Grant Luhrs (actor)
• Damian Callinan (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

Where legend are born!

Star Trek Versus Batman (2006)

Actors

• Leo Barczewski (actor)
• Daniel Boughton (actor)
• David Grant Briggs (actor)
• Dennis Crosswhite (actor)
• Jim Dougherty (actor)
• Scott Ganyo (actor)
• Robert Griffin (actor)
• Guy Lange (actor)
• Gabriel Porch (actor)
• Josh Porch (actor)
• Noah Porch (actor)
• Joshua C. Ramsey (actor)
• Gavin Rulon (actor)
• Martin Allen Stapleton (actor)
• Apollo Bacala (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Abgefahren (2004)

Actors

• Detlef Bothe (actor)
• Josef Brandmaier (actor)
• Florian Fischer (actor)
• Nicholas Hohmann (actor)
• Heiko Lange (actor)
• Konstantin Moreth (actor)
• Peter Rappenglück (actor)
• Christian Sklous (actor)
• Sebastian Ströbel (actor)
• Jürgen Tonkel (actor)
• Carsten Zoltan (actor)
• Rebecca Mosselmann (actress)
• Sissi Perlinger (actress)
• Nina Tenge (actress)
• Alessandro Barone (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Comedy

D4G (2001)

Actors

• Ben Boswell (actor)
• Ben Boswell (actor)
• James Boswell (actor)
• Len Boswell (actor)
• Fredrick Burton (actor)
• Fredrick Burton (actor)
• Fredrick Burton (actor)
• John Busse (actor)
• Derrick Delany (actor)
• Derrick Delany (actor)
• Griff Furst (actor)
• Stephen Furst (actor)
• Stephen Furst (actor)
• Howard George (actor)
• Adrian Bloom (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Schattenspiele (1998)

Actors

• Jan Friesen (actor)
• Sebastian Fuchs (actor)
• Jens Hönscheid (actor)
• Ingo Müller (actor)
• Thomas Shiozawa (actor)
• Jens Hönscheid (writer)
• Philipp Scharrenberg (director)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Von Wolken, Frauen und Klingonen (1996)

Actors

• Jan Friesen (actor)
• Jan Friesen (actor)
• Sebastian Fuchs (actor)
• Sebastian Fuchs (actor)
• Michael Hempel (actor)
• Jens Hönscheid (actor)
• Jens Hönscheid (actor)
• Tobias 'Matuchek' Kleyböcker (actor)
• Ingo Müller (actor)
• Ferdinand Sass (actor)
• Philipp Scharrenberg (actor)
• Rolf Schütteler (actor)
• Thomas Shiozawa (actor)
• Raphaele Kunsmann-Faur (actress)
• Philipp Scharrenberg (writer)

Genres

• Comedy
• Sci-Fi
• Short

Don Rotten (1996)

Actors

• Aki (actor)
• Reni Hoeek (actor)
• Tuomas Ilmainen (actor)
• Tommi Kemppinen (actor)
• Antti Morrissey (actor)
• Julia Dereoil (actress)
• Heidi Forss (actress)
• Emmi Nieminen (actress)
• Aura Noos (actress)
• Helmi Sirkiä (actress)
• Helmi Sirkiä (actress)
• Helmi Sirkiä (actress)
• Hanna Suvi (actress)

Genres

Twist of the Tool (1975)

Actors

• Jesse Abraham (actor)
• Mke Balin (actor)
• Janis Bestul (actress)
• Ira J. Benson (producer)
• Roger Bourke White Jr. (producer)
• Roger Bourke White Jr. (writer)
• Roger Bourke White Jr. (director)
• Roger Bourke White Jr. (editor)

Genres

• Sci-Fi
• Short

Taglines:

Kirk and Spock land at MIT

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• S.p.o.c.k. - Batmobile
• Edge Of Forever - Spock
• Trouble With Tribbles - Spock
• Neutral Zone - Spock
• Mr Spock's Brain - Spock
• Mirror World - Spock
• Lost in Space - Spock
• Last Man On Earth - Spock
• Home Planet - Spock
• E-lectric - Spock
• Cosmic Boy - Spock
• Charlie X - Spock
• Black Hole - Spock
• Astro Girl - Spock
• All E Ts Aren't Nice - Spock
• Abducted - Spock
• Never Trust A Klingon - Spock
• Time Machine - Spock
• Take Me To The Stars - Spock
• Space Race - Spock
• Space Is The Place - Spock
• Silicon Dream - Spock
• Ps9 - Spock
• Every Single Day - Spock
• Ice Machine - Spock
• I Am An Android - Spock
• Astrogirl's Dilemma - Spock
• Out There - Spock
• Astrogirl's Secret - Spock
• E.t. Phone Home - Spock
• Alien Attack - Spock
• Not Human - Spock
• Dr. Mccoy - Spock
• The Stormtrooper - Spock
• In Space No One Can Hear You Scream - Spock
• The Fire's On Me - Spock
• Where Rockets Fly - Spock

When you rock on the spot you got spotrock well you've got S.P.O.C.K.
S-P-O-C-K spotrock you've got S.P.O.C.K.
Don't move your legs just move your head, spotrock makes you mighty glad

Time flies around at the speed of light
Doing its work both day and night
Every moment is a part of it all
Even when it's gone it's possible to recall
How do I know that time is for real
It cannot be seen, it's impossible to feel
There's no way to stop it, it will always go on
Forever and ever, even when I'm gone
Chorus:
Sitting on the edge of forever
Time is a mystery
Sitting on the edge of forever
The future is history
Tomorrow is today, today is yesterday

On a mission to a station we ended up in the bar
There were Klingons and Cyrano, a trader who had travelled far
Uhura couldn't resist the fluffy thing he had for sale
So she brought it to the Enterprise
Which proved to be a big mistake
Trouble with tribbles multiplying rapidly
Overwhelming the starship, cute little enemy
Meanwhile at the station similar problems
The cargo being eaten and obviously poisoned
But Klingons and tribbles don't like each other at all
So a spy was revealed and the plot as well,
but what to do with every furry ball
Trouble with tribbles multiplying rapidly

Another mission is now complete
Everything seems okay
Suddenly an emergency signal
Not so far away
Without hesitation we turn around
Full speed ahead to the source of the sound
But the signal is weak and hard to locate
Maybe we are too late
Searching the area for a while
No starship around
Sensor readings give us no result
Nothing at all to be found
Without any warning the engine breaks down
We can't figure out why
Maybe this scene is some kind of a trap
And we are supposed to die
Chorus:
In the neutral zone
We are all alone
In the neutral zone
We'd better get away
There's no reason to stay
In the neutral zone
Computer screen is now telling us
Right where we are
In a restricted area, on a borderline
Close to a big, big star
On the other side are the Romulans
If they find us here we'll have no chance
Being here is an act of war
We'd better get out before...

Right now I'm feeling sick
I think I'll be a lunatic
My senses are out of control
I am a Vulcan without a soul
Chorus:
Mr Spock's brain
Mr Spock's brain
Something has stolen it again
Run away with my very special brain
We have searched all of the Enterprise
Negative result, this isn't nice
Chorus:
Where is my brain
Oh what a pain
I'm going insane
We have to find it within an hour
Otherwise it will lose its power
The price of a new one is too high
Will I survive or will I die
Chorus:
Where is my brain
Oh what a pain
I'm going insane
Mr Spock's brain
Mr Spock's brain
Chorus:
Mr Spock's brain
Mr Spock's brain
Mr Spock's brain

A normal routine the transporter machine
But this time it became a trap
Some cosmic distortion that we hadn't seen
And we were back in a zap
All the faces were still the same
But the uniforms were really a surprise
They looked like some old barbarian style
What had happened to the Enterprise?
In the mirror world
Anything can occur
But don't take anything for granted
In the mirror world
In the mirror world
Everything is absurd
You don't really know who's friend or foe
In the mirror world
Violence corruption and assassination
Were the keys to success
Suspicion grew strong among the rest of the crew
We'd better hurry out of this mess
Even though it was the opposite world
Logic would still be the same
So we put our trust in both sides of Spock
Maybe he could quit this game
In the mirror world
Anything can occur
But don't take anything for granted
In the mirror world
In the mirror world
Everything is absurd
You don't really know who's friend or foe

Outside the window
A beautiful sight
Billions of stars
Shining so bright
Planets and entities
Black holes and galaxies
Asteroids flying by
Close to me
Anyone could become
A tragedy
All controls are out
Meaningless to shout
Rushing through it all
Makes you feel kind of small
Time is running short
Losing life support
Lost in space
"X X D 590
This is starbase command
Do you copy, over"
"X X D 590
This is starbase command
Can you tell me your position, over"
"X X
Will you please acknowledge, over"
"This is starbase command,

The human race is dead
There's not a single head
Wherever I see
There's no one but me
The last nuclear war
A horror never seen before
Nobody could understand why
Everybody had to die
But the planet is still alive
Nature did survive
A world by my own
But still all alone
Chorus:
I'm the last man on earth
Radiation got me as well
Made me immortal in this hell
An old dream coming true
But why now when there is nothing to do
Since then I've been searching around
Going from town to town
Could it only have happened to me
Am I doomed to be...
Chorus
The robots are now in control
Better be aware of their patrol
I have everything to fear
If they find me out here

Out on mission
On a planet far away
Been her for a long time
But I don't want to stay
Searching for new life-forms
Never ever seen
Yesterday I saw one
It was something big and green
We were sent out many years ago
Then I wasn't afraid to go
But I didn't know
We slept the hypersleep for many years
Going through the space without any fear
Of what could happen here
Take me back to my home planet
Help me back to my home planet
I want to go home
As we came closer to this big asteroid
We all woke up
And I already felt a little paranoid
After we had landed we looked around
Didn't see a thing
But heard a lot of strange sounds
Was that a move in the ground?
Take me back to my home planet
Help me back to my home planet
I want to go home
Suddenly they were around us everywhere
I started to run, I didn't know where
As long as I got out of there
Now I stand here all alone
My radio is broken
And all I see is stone
How will I get home?
Take me back to my home planet
Help me back to my home planet
I want to go home
Home again
Take me back to my home planet
Help me back to my home planet
I want to go home

People often talk about how technical we are
But I can assure you that we haven't got so far
So let's change it, let's re-arrange it
Put the switch in the wall, nuclear power to us all
Chorus:
Everything there is will be - electric
Everything I see will be - electric
Everything I touch will be - electric
Everything, everything will be - e-lectric
Early in the morning a machine speaks to me
Starting to make breakfast with some friends of his I see
I want to hear some music so I press a button here
Electricity around me without any fear
Chorus
We are getting closer to the future every day
We have to start thinking in an electronic way
'Cause soon there'll be machines wherever you stand
So leave the past behind you, I hope you understand that...
Chorus

All around in space you can hear
About a guy without any fear
Doing anything at all as long as it pays
Living in danger is what he prefers
Breaking laws and meet beautiful girls
Every little second is usable, his life is a race
Cosmic boy
Cosmic boy
Looking for action looking for joy
Cosmic boy
Cosmic boy
He is wanted everywhere but he really doesn't care
He escapes the police in his super ship laughing, waving good-bye
If you need some weapons for a private little war
Or a new kind of love you haven't seen before
A not so legal cargo transfer to another place just ask this guy
Cosmic boy
Cosmic boy
Looking for action looking for joy
Cosmic boy

We picked him up in the universe
From another starship around
He had crash landed on a planet out here
And fourteen years later he was found
From the very beginning he acted very strange
But okay, he'd been alone for a while
And maybe that also was the reason why
He really behaved like a child
But when he didn't get what he really wanted
Things started to go wrong
Chorus:
Charlie X, Charlie X
Full of power but still a child
Charlie X, Charlie X
You'd better obey or he will really go wild
He fell in love with Yeoman, played chess with Spock
But he couldn't win those games
Now he got mad, things were destroyed and disappeared
But he still showed respect for James
We now realized the strength of his power
And wondered what he would do
Would he play around with us for a while
Then get tired and kill us too
But when he had the ship under total control
The Beings came and brought him home

Our latest tour was now fulfilled
A few got hurt but nobody got killed
Now we're heading home again
Everybody's happy - but then...
Enterprise didn't react correct
Had something broke, was anything defect
Seconds later we had lost control
Was this the end, our final patrol
We all got worried, we got surprised
Close to panic after many tries
An unknown force pulled us to the right
There was nothing we could do, not even fight
Chorus:
We're being trapped in a black hole
Without a change to flee
We're being trapped in a black hole
Nobody hears our radio plea
Outside the ship the lights went by
"Emergency situation", I heard the captain cry
All of the crew now went to their posts
For a final attack on this universal ghost
We managed to turn around
The engines roared with a scaring sound
But the speed against the star decreased
Could we win, should we be released
I tried to realize the situation
Computers said this was a free location
So how could this star surprise us like this
Or was it a new weapon from the Lunartics

She was a beauty queen with the future in her hand
Full of dreams and a ticket to wonderland
Young and innocent ready for action
Trying anything for some satisfaction
But she fell deeper and deeper without success
Met the wrong guys and got stuck in a mess
So now she works at a sleazy place
In a red light quadrant of space
Astro girl
Why don't you leave this world
I've been watching her for awhile
Those tender eyes and her beautiful smile
The way she serves the drinks and acts polite
And then disappears when the price is right
I can see that there is something wrong
It's very obvious that she doesn't belong
I wish there was something I could to
To help her start something new
Astro girl

Magazines and movie screens are showing us
Aliens who are visiting earth, they are cute and nice
It's all a thing to make us feel superior
Hiding the truth about monsters who will conquer us
Face the fact
Beware of an attack
All E.T:s aren't nice
They might be here any night
So get ready for a fight
All E.T:s aren't nice
In the USA the CIA doesn't want us to know
About experiments with aliens and UFO:s
So load your gun and get together, join the ARM
Save the planet, never surrender, let's give them hell
Face the fact
Beware of an attack
All E.T:s aren't nice
They might be here any night
So get ready for a fight

Walking in the night
A pulsating light
Floating above the road
Trying to run
Suddenly stunned
Everything becomes a dream
Waking up want to scream
Lying in a room aboard an alien ship
Going for a trip
Of all the people on the Earth why did they choose me
For their laboratory?
Green guys all around
Making strange sounds
Some of them with tools in their hands
Completely paralysed
I soon realise
I am their experiment
End seems very imminent
Lying in a room aboard an alien ship
Going for a trip
Of all the people on the Earth why did they choose me

The Klingon bastards flies around
Always ready for some war
They don't care about any rules at all
As long as they can kill some more
Evil barbarians without discipline
Unpredictable death-machine
With their cloaking device they remain invisible
Until the time has come
To appear right ahead of us
And obliterate everyone
If you ever would give them a helping hand
You can be sure they'll chop of the arm
Chorus:
Never ever never trust a Klingon
You will always regret it
Never ever never trust a Klingon
You will never forget it

Chorus:
I'm lost in a time machine
All alone with a black, blank screen
I'm lost in a time machine
I'm lost in a time machine
The computer doesn't understand what I mean
I'm lost in a time machine
In a time far away from now
I'm swirling around but I don't know how
It doesn't matter which button I press
Nothing happens at all
Through the time I fall and fall and fall...
Chorus
How could I miss the warning light
If I hadn't I wouldn't be out of sight
I'm out of water, I'm out of food
It's getting hard to breath, this doesn't look good
I'm losing my senses, I'm losing my mind
I hope somebody finds me soon here out in the time

A planet full of beings,
no one looks the same
Strange ways of acting and
no one thinks the same
Inimical, irascible,
emotional, illogical
Some thousand years of so called life
hasn't proved anything at all
Take me to the stars, I want to leave this place
Fly across the universe, never see this race
Some lunatic gets a crazy idea and
all of a sudden people die
No one really dares to get involved,
the reward is a hole between the eyes
Chemicals girls and children too,
life is a merchandise
Money is the law and rules the world,
everything got it's price
Take me to the stars, I want to leave this place

The championship of flying in space
Is about to take place again
Competitors from any distant sun
Will join in the dangerous game called...
Chorus:
Space race, space race
Without any rules, space race
Space race, space race
It's only for fools, space race
It's a hundred laps around a star
And the first price is very, very high
You can do exactly what you like
And many of us will die in...
Chorus
It's the third time I am doing this
But I still haven't won
But I think I have a chance this time
To become number one in...

Sung:
I've been flying in space all of my life
seen many places and beautiful planets
I wouldn't change this at all
People are asking: Why don't you settle down?
But I feel that I have to go on
There must be more out there
Space is the place for me to be
Spoken:
You know... hr hrm, sorry
You know I've been flying in space for all of my life
OK it's been quite tough some times,
but I, I've also seen many many places,
amazing worlds and beautiful planets
So I wouldn't change this for... anything else
And hm... And well s... sometimes people are asking me:
"Why don't you settle down somewhere,
relax and just take it easy?"
But, I feel that I have to go on. Just I have to, because
There must be more out there, more to see,
more to experience, and It's like hm... it's like hm...
Yeah, space is really the place.
Yeah, sure is!
Yeah, I'll drink to that!
Ja, sa gick jag fram till han, sa sa jag:
Ja, ge mig ett dricksglas med tequila,
o han trodde inte jag var klok.
[This is Swedish and means:
"Well, I walked up to him and I said:
Well, give me a drinking glass of tequila,
and he thought I'd gone mad."]
Pfft! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
f...
[a two minute pause, then:]

I look into your eyes
They're such a big surprise
Made of hard-plastic cream
Deep as a space
Glowing in your face
In interlace
The touch of your hand
Makes me understand
What kind of machine you are
You are my silicon dream
You've got a nice-programmed heart
Very careful at the start
Maybe a little bit too shy
But it makes my oil pressure high
And as long as you don't lie
I don't ask why
I love your robot walk
Your synthetique talk
The way you move your lips
You are my silicon dream
You are a sweet machine
And when your eyes are shining green
This is my favourite scene
You are my silicon dream
I want to have you all my life
Would you be my robot wife
Constructing new micro-chips
Your silver skin against mine
Computing all the time
You are so fine
You turn out the light
It's a very special sight
Your radioactive brain
You are my silicon dream
You are a sweet machine
And when your eyes are shining green
This is my favourite scene
You are my silicon dream
You are my silicon dream
You are my silicon dream
[During fadeout:]
Where is my brain
Oh what a pain
I'm going insane
Mr. Spock's brain
Mr. Spock's brain
[This is a very early version of the song "Mr. Spock's Brain" which

When you're tired of the galaxy,
Just plot the course for the place to be
Called Pleasure Station 9
Leave your troubles far behind
You'll find amusement of any kind
At Pleasure Station 9.
At PS9 you can have a good time at PS9
Spend your Quatloos on any game
hit the bar and pick up a dame
At Pleasure Station 9
Any something that you want to try
just go ahead and don't be shy
At Pleasure Station 9
At PS9 you can have a good time at PS9

I am but a guy
with ordinary dreams
to fly around in space
and build a time-machine
I am everything - and more -
that you've been longing for
Give me just a fighting chance
and open the door
Every single day I try to show you
what it would be like to be with me
Every single day I try to tell you
it ain't just a dream that cannot be
You've got lovely eyes
they're shining like the stars
Your body is the greatest
and I'm sure you will go far
All your power and enthusiasm
brightens up the day
Creative, full of love for life
you're showing the way
Every single day I try to show you
what it would be like to be with me
Every single day I try to tell you
it ain't just a dream that cannot be
I am #1, the best you'll ever find

Running through my head secretly
Shout at the boys in the factory
I'll ring you on the telephone silently
Like blood, like the wine in the darkroom sea
A letter, once composed
Seven years long and as tall as a tree
Reading on the wall
Efficient, efficiency
Resurrect, as a feeling
on my window, of a past reunion
A vision of a picture
like the city and the air we breathe
She stood beside me once again
I knew her face
We met before, in the street
recalling all the children dancing at our feet

I'm not a human, if that's what you think
Even though my eyes are blue and my skin is so pink
You see
I am an android
It isn't blood that floats in my veins
It's a strange kind of fluid which reminds of oil
Which means
I am an android
My electronic heart is a microchip
And the rest of me is more or less plastic
I am an android
Don't see me as a robot, that's something I don't like
You see, a robot is so clumsy, as clumsy as a bike
You see
I am an android
I am so gracious, more than anyone
So just call for me and anything will be done
You see
I am an android
Usually I am a nice little prick
Especially when I swing my silver dick
You see

She's been working for a long, long time
she wants to get away but she doesn't earn enough
nobody's tipping her that much
When she works she fakes it all
but underneath her skin she's got a longing heart
which is hoping for a new start
She's in love again
but she wouldn't know to whom choose
She's in love again
but she's afraid to loose
One of them is the Cosmic Boy
he makes her laugh but it's hard for him to settle down
he doesn't want to be bound
The other one is a stormtrooper
he's a real man but has problems with his attitude
sometimes he's very, very rude
She's in love again
but she wouldn't know to choose
she's in love again
but she's afraid to loose
TO THE TOP

Chorus
If she's out there somewhere-somewhere
I would give everything to know.
Just to hold and to finally have her,
Take me to sunrise from indigo
If it's to be
That there's just no one for me
I'll try not to cry much
So no one will see
But if it's to be
That there is anyone for me
Our hearts will shine
So everyone will see
I've got some time,
So maybe if you're free
I could use a friend
Just to talk to me
Chorus
Spent most of my life without
Anyone near
Never cared what happened
I never saw clear
But I'm getting older now
And I'm, thinking of my end
And to leave without love
Or without a friend
I've got some time
So maybe if you are free
I could use a friend
Before I die
Chorus
It's not over yet...
I'm still standing
If it's to be
That there's just no one for me
I will try not to cry much
So no one else will see
I've got some time
So maybe if you're free
I could use a friend

Hey, I'm looking up for my star girl
I guess I'm stuck in this mad world
With things that I wanna say
But your a million miles away
And I was afraid when you kissed me
On your intergalactical frisbee
I wonder why, I wonder why
You never asked me to stay
Chorus:
(ooooooh ooooooooooh oooooooooooh oooooooh)So wouldn't
you like to come with me
(ooooooh ooooooooooh oooooooooooh oooooooh)Surfin' the
sun as it starts to rise
(ooooooh ooooooooooh oooooooooooh oooooooh)Woah, your
gravity's makin' me dizzy
Girl I gotta tell ya,
I'm feelin' much better
Make a little love in the moonlight
Hey, there's nothing on Earth that could save us
When I fell in love with Uranus
I don't wanna give you away
Cause it makes no sense at all
Houston we got a problem
Ground control couldn't stop them
I wonder why, I wonder why
You never asked me to stay
Chorus:
(ooooooh ooooooooooh oooooooooooh oooooooh)Wouldn't you
like to come with me
(ooooooh ooooooooooh oooooooooooh oooooooh)Surfin' the
sun as it starts to rise
(ooooooh ooooooooooh oooooooooooh oooooooh)Woah, your
gravity's makin' me dizzy
Girl I gotta tell ya,
I'm feelin' much better
Make a little love in the moonlight
Bridge:
Fly away
Watch the night turn into day
Dance on the Milky Way
Melt me with your eyes,
My star girl rules the skies
1,2,1,2,3,4
I'm looking up for my star girl
Guess I'm stuck in this mad, mad world
Things that I wanna say
But your a million miles away
Chorus:
(ooooooh ooooooooooh oooooooooooh oooooooh)So wouldn't
you like to come with me
(ooooooh ooooooooooh oooooooooooh oooooooh)
Go surfin' the sun as it starts to rise Yeah, wouldn't
you like to come with me (yeah)
Girl I gotta tell ya,
I'm feelin' much better
I can't get enough of you
Galaxy defenders
Stay forever

This was not really meant to be
but some things in the night were frightening me
I hid behind a tree, hoped the things would go away
My friends got worried, they were waiting for me
because we had to leave now - EMERGENCY
I was still behind the tree
and they just couldn't stay
I'm all alone - E.T. phone home
now I'm on my own - E.T. phone home
Please, I don't want to stay
don't leave me here, take me away
let me make one more call
I saw my ship lift from the ground
I heard shouting voices all around
so I didn't make a sound
and the things went away
So here I am and I don't know what to do
should I try to contact someone like you?
I'm all alone - E.T. phone home
now I'm on my own - E.T. phone home
Please, I don't want to stay
don't leave me here, take me away

Think of old geology
it is but a theory
what about reality
nobody was there to see
so lets go back in time
60 million years ago
another race, superior to our
foresaw the catastrophy
fled to space and fled the tragedy
now they're here again with a simple claim
Alien, alien attack
they want their planet back
Alien alien attack
they want their planet back
No matter what we say
extermination is their way
we will never stand a chance
to them we are no more than ants
but I want to say, we'll fight them anyway
Alien, alien attack
they want their planet back
Alien, alien attack
they want their planet back
Alien, alien attack
they want their planet back
Alien, alien attack
they want their planet back
(Take us to your leaders)
Alien, alien attack
they want their planet back

I see them in my dreams, I see them in my head
in the night, intensive light
they are standing around my bed
I beg them "please" but there is no sound
instead I'm floationg above the ground
Then they're doing things to me
with some weird machinery
They're not human
They are not like you and me
Nobody believes me, you think I am crazy
why should I tell a lie
when I want to be free?
They lock me up in a hospital
fill me up with drugs that explains it all
But I know what I've seen
the scar on my neck proves what I mean
They're not human

Senior ship's surgeon since '66
Multitalented, knows all the tricks
Been almost everywhere in the galaxy
Traveled time and changed history
Has a running feud with a green-blooded man
Takes every opportunity to argue if he can
He's one of a kind, says what's on his mind
You might think he's complaining when you here him saying
He's a doctor - not an escalator
He's a doctor - not a bricklayer
He's a doctor - not a shuttle-conductor
And everybody knows him as Dr McCoy
He's a doctor - not an engineer
He's a doctor - and not a magician
He's a doctor - not a psychiatrist
And you know that I'm talking about Dr McCoy
Doesn't like transporters at all
Prefers a shuttle if possible
Suffered once from Xenopolycytemia
Married twice, has a daughter, Joanna
Charged with murder of Klingon Chancellor
Managed to escape with a fellow officer
Doesn't make house calls, had a katra in his head
Cures a rainy day and wakes up the dead
He's a doctor - not an escalator
He's a doctor - not a bricklayer
He's a doctor - not a shuttle-conductor
And everybody knows him as Dr McCoy
He's a doctor - not an engineer
He's a doctor - and not a magician
He's a doctor - not a psychiatrist

Cold world, emotionless
This is the age of the dark side
Growing up with no choise
but to join the dark side
White uniform, weapon on my back
ready to work for the dark side
Kill the rebels, show no mercy
in the name of the dark side
Go out and kill them
Go out and fight
Go out and be a stormtrooper
Getting older, finding myself
Starting to think what am I doing
being a slave of the dark side
What's the meaning of it all
nobody deserves to die
why is there a dark side?
Tired of killing
Tired of war

Out on patrol in sector number three
usually a complex where no one use to be
when the radar screamed "Alert level red,
Enemies behind you", so I turned around my head
Seeing all those vessels, made up my mind
I'd better flee and leave them far behind
They started to fire as I contacted my folks
When somebody hit me; now I got scared because
In space no one can hear you scream
My odds they weren't high so I could as well attack
It surprised them for a while, but rather soon they were back
Their ships looked quite slow, maybe I could reach warp 9
Get away alive from these unknown guests of mine
But the pilots were quite good, so they stopped me from that
Instead they got closer but sure not to chat
With phasers all around me someone made a bull's eye
I opened my mouth but I could not cry

Hey, I just wanna scream out again, once again
I just wanna hit my guitar with my hands
Don't be surprised if I'm calling your name
Baby, I will follow the stars on my head
Hey! I wanna call you again and again
With your voice you carry me on the sand
Where my pain has gone so close to the waves
I don't wanna dress me for maskin' myself
Into my mind
Into my brain
Heart's on fire
Far away I have a dream to spend with you
Listen to me
Right from my heart
Hey!
The fire's on me
You gotta help me now
Here I am! Here I am!
Hey!
I've been in a place
I've seen all my love for you
Watchin' me! Watchin' me!
Hey!
The fire's on me
You gotta help me now
Here I am! Here I am!
Hey!
I've been in a place
I've seen all my love for you
Watchin' me! Watchin' me!
Hey, I just wanna scream out again, once again
I just wanna hit my guitar with my hands
Don't be surprised if I'm calling your name
Baby, I will follow the stars on my head
Into my mind
Into my brain
Heart's on fire
Far away I have a dream to spend with you
Listen to me
Right from my heart
Hey!
The fire's on me
You gotta help me now
Here I am! Here I am!
Hey!
I've been in a place
I've seen all my love for you
Watchin' me! Watchin' me!
Hey!
The fire's on me
You gotta help me now
Here I am! Here I am!
Hey!
I've been in a place
I've seen all my love for you
Watchin' me! Watchin' me!
Hey!
The fire's on me
You gotta help me now
Here I am! Here I am!
Hey!
I've been in a place
I've seen all my love for you
Watchin' me! Watchin' me!
Hey!
The fire's on me
You gotta help me now
Here I am! Here I am!
Hey!
I've been in a place
I've seen all my love for you
Watchin' me! Watchin' me!

Strange days indeed
different lies, different whys
Strange days indeed
different views, different news
There once was a time
when the future was bright
and dreams of the world
were cosmopolite
Where only rockets fly
into the great wide open sky
reaching to the highest high
you're not alone
Those were the days
neon light, black & white
Those were the days
No gravity, no misery
But now it's not too late
no need to loose the faith
The world is here for you
Let's change it to something new
Where only rockets fly
into the great wide open sky
reaching to the highest high