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Elektra (2005)

Taglines:

She's the last thing that stands between good and evil.
Looks can kill.
She was left for dead. Now she's back with vengeance.
Born to fight. Trained to kill.
Before she can find peace she will wage war.

Quotes:

[from trailer]::Elektra: I'm not a good person to get involved with.::Mark Miller: I'm not asking for anything.::Mark Miller: [kisses her]::Mark Miller: I'm sorry.::Elektra: [smirks] Yeah, I hated that.

[from trailer]::Mark Miller: Elektra. Like the tragedy. Your parents must have had a sense of humor.::Elektra: Not really.

Elektra: I like your bracelet, by the way. Do you know what those are? Here. They're warrior beads. They're from Indonesia. Centuries ago, you had to be the best fighter in your village to earn them.::Abby Miller: Wow. I bought 'em off eBay.

Abby Miller: What did you tell my dad? Did you tell him I broke into your house?::Elektra: Yeah, because you did break in.::Abby Miller: Well, you didn't have to tell him. I thought you were cool.::Elektra: I'm not.

Typhoid: You know, I used to be the Treasure and I don't like being replaced. So let's keep your death between you and me.

[from trailer]::Abby Miller: You really kill people for a living?::Elektra: Yeah.::Abby Miller: Why?::Elektra: It's what I'm good at.::Abby Miller: That's messed up.::Elektra: Yeah.

[from trailer]::Stick: Her name was Elektra. She was a warrior. She was also dead. Well, nobody's perfect. Only a warrior can come back from death and even then the second life is never quite like the first.

DeMarco: I guess it's all true. The red outfit, the knives. What happens now? You just kill me, straight out, just gulp?::Elektra Natchios: Don't worry. Death's not that bad.::DeMarco: How do you know?::Elektra Natchios: I died once.

DeMarco: You can't stop her. Nobody can stop her.::Bauer: Her?::DeMarco: I was afraid if I told you, you wouldn't take the job. I never should've hired you.

Bauer: Who do you think's coming for you?::DeMarco: You may have heard of her. Her name... is Elektra.::Bauer: [scoffs]::DeMarco: You find that funny?::Bauer: She's an urban legend, sir. That woman died years ago.::DeMarco: Really? Well, then somebody must have brought her back from the dead.

Actors Arnon Milchan (producer), Kevin Feige (producer), Stan Lee (producer), Tom Woodruff Jr. (actor), Jennifer Garner (actress), Avi Arad (producer), Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa (actor), Jason Isaacs (actor), Hiro Kanagawa (actor), Terence Stamp (actor), Colin Cunningham (actor), Ian Tracey (actor), Ty Olsson (actor), Christophe Beck (composer), Frank Miller (writer),

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  6 MC'sshow lyrics

  6 MC's

  Chorus
  From sea to sea
  Country to country
  6 MC's bring the delicacies
  It's a meeting of the minds
  To ease the turmoil
  360 degrees
  Around the earth's soil
  Verse 1 (Joe Flizzow- Too Phat, Malaysia)
  Yo, Joe Flizzow
  First to go on this track
  Transcending continents
  Who better
  To hold it down for Malaysia?
  Ain't no argument
  I'm eloquent
  With my words
  And linguistics that I abuse
  MC's wanna bite
  But still got on
  Some loose baby tooth
  My rhymes so hot
  We got fire blankets
  In the vocal booth
  Producers with extinguishers
  To put out the blaze
  When I'm on the loose
  I'm rolling with the best
  Meeting of the minds
  Not a contest
  Evoking MC's around the globe
  With finesse and skills God blessed
  From KL
  But a hungry MC
  Like I was from Budapest
  Too Phat to go on diet
  Toe to toe with Joe is ludicrous
  Don't fool with this
  You know we fly
  Like a stewardess
  Impressing pure hip-hop purists
  In every single metropolis
  Don't step to this listen
  Rubbish we don't utter
  Got to stop the hating
  Unite us and start working together
  So keep it butter
  We'll kick it hotter
  Than your average MC
  They'll flee
  We'll make 'em stutter
  C'mon…
  Chorus
  From sea to sea
  Country to country
  6 MC's bring the delicacies
  It's a meeting of the minds
  To ease the turmoil
  360 degrees
  Around the earth's soil
  From sea to sea
  Country to country
  6 MC's bring the delicacies
  We spit sick and fabulous
  First class MCing
  Promoe from Sweden
  Who the tighest European?
  Verse 2 (Promoe- Loop Troop, Sweden)
  'Cause I look so good
  Your first thought is
  Somebody else
  Must've wrote this
  But no ish
  It's like God comin' down
  To the pen when I rip it
  God comin' out my mouth
  When I spit it
  God comin' out the sleeve
  When you break out the record
  Put it on your turntable
  Instant connection
  From me to you
  With infinite love
  Music must've been
  Sent from above
  To free the people
  And treat them equal
  Make us humble
  'Cause only the meek will
  Inherit the earth
  And perish the dirt
  Righteousness will cover the world
  Chorus
  From sea to sea
  Country to country
  6 MC's bring the delicacies
  It's a meeting of the minds
  To ease the turmoil
  360 degrees
  Around the earth's soil
  From sea to sea
  Country to country
  6 MC's bring you delicacies
  Next up
  I believe that's Vandal
  Light 'em up
  Blow 'em out
  Like a candle
  Verse 3 (Vandal- SMC, Canada)
  I'm certified, kid
  It's over when your mic drops
  'Cause I can tangle
  With the focus of a Cyclops
  Battering beats
  Is more than just a hobby
  I'm godly
  And ain't nobody
  Ever gonna stop me
  My form's like karate
  Freestyle is infinite
  My mind's a temple
  I reside in its pyramid
  I know ya' hearing it
  I feel your attention
  Your thirst quenching
  From the words
  I'm inventing
  The first sentient
  That the earth's gonna mention
  When it comes to this worldwide
  Hip-hop connection
  Vandal representin'
  SMC with Too Phat
  Making everybody
  In the place
  Say true that
  Chorus
  From sea to sea
  Country to country
  6 MC's bring the delicacies
  It's a meeting of the minds
  To ease the turmoil
  360 degrees
  Around the earth's soil
  From sea to sea
  Country to country
  6 MC's bring the delicacies
  We got one DJ
  Bringin' the delicacies
  Smooth on the cut
  And guaranteed
  To amaze ya'
  DJ T-Bone
  Straight from Malaysia
  Verse 4 (Freestyle- Brooklyn, USA)
  The game's cold
  So I'm forced to boil it
  Ain't here to spoil it
  Aluminium rap
  Niggaz'll foil it
  Same ish
  Different toilet
  But as I counterstrike
  This be a day of defeat
  You'll need to
  Install cheats or retreat
  Couldn't be beat
  If I was drums in Africa for wax
  Crack the manufacturer
  My caliber's
  Equipped with silencers
  Hush the massacre
  Toxins hit you
  Wit' da' force of 40 oxen
  My concoction's
  Leavin' you without no options
  No need for introduction
  Let yo' body feel the groove
  Turn ya' back
  And I'll react
  You'll need my mic
  Surgically removed
  My ish's off da' wall
  Like pictures of my ex
  Flip styles like Rolodex
  Get a grip like solo sets, haha
  Don't bother testin'
  My determination
  It could lead
  To your termination
  Somebody pass me
  My medication
  This dedication's
  To all the people
  I'd like to thank
  I get pounds
  Without robbin'
  The British banks, son
  Chorus
  From sea to sea
  Country to country
  6 MC's bring the delicacies
  It's a meeting of the minds
  To ease the turmoil
  360 degrees
  Around the earth's soil
  From sea to sea
  Country to country
  6 MC's bring the delicacies
  Now who's next up to bat
  I think it's Weapon X
  Get on the mic
  And show 'em
  Australian context
  Verse 5 (Weapon X- IFA, Australia)
  It's you-know-who, kids
  But I ain't Voldemort
  Rappers scared to say my name
  They know
  When I'm holdin' court
  I'm thorough
  In this soldier's sport
  And talent
  Can't be sold or bought
  Just as wisdom and experience
  Cannot be told or taught
  Hold the fort
  I rep' the globe
  Across the galaxies
  And find the state of Earth
  And it's inhabitants embarrassing
  We all human
  Skip the arrogant comparisons
  We won't be here
  Another hundred years
  The rate we're ravaging
  My words stab and sting
  Feel it in your abdomen
  I'm strollin' through your mental
  And casually grabbin' things
  A just ruler in a land
  Of would be savage kings
  Weapon X, IFA, Too Phat
  We damaging...
  Chorus
  From sea to sea
  Country to country
  6 MC's bring the delicacies
  It's a meeting of the minds
  To ease the turmoil
  360 degrees
  Around the earth's soil
  From sea to sea
  Country to country
  6 MC's bring the delicacies
  Guaranteed to hit hard spit bars
  Each to blaze ya'
  Mr. Malique rappin' for East Malaysia
  Verse 6 (Malique- Too Phat, Malaysia)
  I come from a land
  Where everybody eats rice
  And all the people speak nice
  And tourists get a Rolex
  At a cheap price
  Pretty kites at beach sites
  That make you breathe right
  In some cities
  Students still collide
  To keep they peeps rights
  We hostin' different ghettos
  Different sounds each night
  No drive by's in caddies
  Clocking marks
  Up on the east side
  No kids with 40's
  Shootin' dices under street lights
  And buck guns
  Here thugs swingin' samurais
  In street fights
  But buck a where I resides
  As long as the beat's nice
  I keep my rhymes precise
  And when it recites
  It makes you
  Wanna peep twice
  Impressin' each type
  In each tribe
  From jail to kids in Yale
  To tribal Indians
  Blowin' peace pipes
  And buck the cheap hype
  Your metaphors are re-writes
  Your style is like tryin'
  Your granny panties on
  Could never be tight
  The type that chicks like
  Dudes wanna be like
  And while you jerkin' offa free sites
  I'm doin' three dykes, uuh
  Yeah, I'm a Malay kid
  And no
  You not mistaken
  The type a A&R; will tell Dre
  "You gotta take him!"
  Some haters plottin'
  To cut my hands off
  So they could shake 'em
  Malaysia representin'
  Peace assalamualaikum
  Chorus (2x)
  From sea to sea
  Country to country
  6 MC's bring the delicacies
  It's a meeting of the minds
  To ease the turmoil
  360 degrees

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  Walk With Meshow lyrics

  Walk With Me

  Intro (Lah)
  Everytime I close my eyes
  Shorty I see you
  Right there with me
  Walk with me
  Verse 1 (Joe Flizzow)
  Girl I seen you do your thang
  Make a playa' wanna holla'
  Seen cats trying to run game
  Impress you with their dollars
  You ain't like that
  That's what I love about you
  No need no man to give you ends
  And try support ya'
  You rock manolo things
  Your blings match your rims
  You only know me as that rapper
  Workout at your gym
  I seen you work that punching bag
  Releasing ya' anger
  Baby something's stressing you
  That's why you look so gangsta'
  That ish attracting me
  Cos' boo you ain't fake
  Let me step to you
  Holla' boo make it a date
  Then we can conversate
  Get to know what you hate
  And what you want
  Ain't trying to front
  I ain't no second rate
  I'm the real deal
  Ain't no run of the mill
  And I'm digging you crazy
  Your style is real ill
  So take a walk with me
  Open up and talk to me
  Ain't no pressure
  Just kick it
  That's how it's gonna be
  No fancy restaurants
  We both sick of that
  Let's take a stroll
  If you cold wrap my hoodie
  Round your back
  Walk to your doorstep
  Give me that smile baby
  Huh...
  Hot damn you the ish...
  Chorus (Lah)
  Everytime I close my eyes
  I fantasize myself with you (Shorty I see you)
  Shorty lookin' tight
  I bet you'll look so right with me
  There's so much to talk about
  So yeah let's talk about it
  While we walk around
  Now baby come, right
  Hold me tight
  And take a walk with me...
  Verse 2 (Noreen)
  First off
  I heard your relish for chicks
  I'm not your average witch
  And that's a fact
  That I'll establish quick
  So kill the devilish tricks
  I'm not at all a fabulous pick
  Stay in the palace or rich
  Or slammin' like the chicks
  In your clips
  And quit the modesty
  Of course
  I know your name man
  Heard 'bout your fame clan
  And all about your game plans
  I'm not your typical prey
  A different dame brand
  Yo star struck
  And fall for celebs?
  Yo' that's a lame trend
  We come from two different worlds
  Like Uncle L sang
  Go tell fam
  That why I play hard
  It's just a gal thang
  I know my words sting
  So tell the whole gang
  Well oh dang
  Still pushin' ma's whips?
  You lil' poor thang
  You like the rims on my ride?
  You need a hike?
  Psyque, a lil' walk
  Will make you feel aight, right?
  Burn some calories
  Out by every mile
  Yo peace
  I'm outtie five thou
  With a coke and a smile... Holla'
  Chorus (Lah)
  Everytime I close my eyes
  I fantasize myself with you (Shorty I see you)
  Shorty lookin' tight
  I bet you'll look so right with me
  There's so much to talk about
  So yeah let's talk about it
  While we walk around
  Now baby come, right
  Hold me tight
  And take a walk with me...
  Verse 3 (Malique)
  Ay shorty listen
  I bet you hear this ish
  All the time
  But here's a lil' something
  Worth playin' on auto rewind
  I hope you don't mind
  To kill a lil' time
  To hear clearly
  Since you a harder target
  Let me take my shots fairly
  Rarely, I gets to meet a gurlie
  Hard to be tamed
  Yea I done broke alotta hearts
  And I ain't mentionin' names
  A playa'
  Too many games played
  Has gotten me a tired man
  And your rejection means
  Delayin' my retirement
  So shorty grab my hand
  And walk with me
  I'll crack a joke
  And make you chuckle
  Promenade up in the park with me
  It's just a lil' me and you
  Chill session
  To change your foul perceptions
  And your misconceptions
  I'll sit you down
  And make you look in my eye
  So when I talk on future plannings,
  You can tell it whether I'm lyin' or nah
  Alotta guys are steady lyin'
  Just to get through your thighs
  But I just wanna make you smile
  Cause I'm allergic to cries
  You feel me?
  I swear to God I'll treat you proper
  I'll love you proper
  Apologies for lesser wealth to offer
  I heard your man
  He drive a Benz
  You like to ride that?
  Well off that
  I ain't got that
  Now shorty
  Lets just take a walk right back...
  What...
  Verse 4 (Quotazn)
  Ok, yeah
  My man he got a nice car
  But that's not my deal
  Plus we didn't get very far
  He left me in a hurry
  Like he had the damn right
  To leave me feeling this way
  Wasted every night
  But I don't need your shoulder
  Or your tissue
  I'm the kind of girl
  Who can handle her own issues
  Listen
  I don't place affections thoughtlessly
  So I'm kinda weary
  When you say walk with me
  So what the dilly?
  Now really what's the hype?
  Stop explainin' yourself playboy
  I know your type
  You wanna step into my life
  And do me right
  You play with girls all day
  Call me every night
  You wanna walk with me
  You wanna talk with me
  But when I need a boy
  Boy where you gon' be?
  Would you be my side?
  Maybe in your ride?
  Maybe even on the stage
  Waving side to side?
  Your words fall on deaf ears
  I don't need your sweetness
  I'm oblivious
  'Cause I know women
  Are your weakness
  Maybe we should walk
  But in opposite directions
  I hope my irritance
  Shows in my voice inflection
  Chorus (Lah)
  Everytime I close my eyes
  I fantasize myself with you (Shorty I see you)
  Shorty lookin' tight
  I bet you'll look so right with me
  There's so much to talk about
  So yeah let's talk about it
  While we walk around
  Now baby come, right
  Hold me tight

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  Illionshow lyrics

  Illion

  Verse 1 (Joe Flizzow)
  yo there's more to life than just credit cards and money
  now why we ballers sweatin' crazy chasin hunnies?
  you know it's funny but it's all good though
  'cos like everybody else I got a dream to make a million yo
  now what? You thought we got crazy bank?
  you know I'm sleeping in a tent cos I couldn't afford the rent
  but if I was rich, I'd buy me mad bling blings
  and fat chains that'll make ya neck hurt and platinum ring rings
  just to get the feeling, nows lets pretend we dealin'
  with big bucks and persian silk rugs and pushin big trucks
  and 4 wheel drives wit' tv screens and mad audio
  got personal trainers to take care of my cardio
  and Playboy Bunnies to bring me milk and oreos
  a dozen hunnnies in bikinis and parios
  to chill wit' me and my boys at our pool parties
  my make believe crib yo you know be always rowdy
  my neighbour Britney, she complainin' but she just jealoues
  'cos Jenny Lo across the road gets to hang wit' us fellas
  Makin' money makin' money makin' money
  Don't wake me up fool im busy with all these hunnies
  Chorus 2x
  I wanna make a million
  Illegal got a billion
  yo Joe take a trillion
  Malique got change for a zillion?
  Verse 2 (Malique)
  well if I had a million you know I'd spend buff fees
  so I can get sicillians and go kidnap puffy
  haha, takeover Bad Boy and merry Jenny
  sign Joe, chill with 112 and sip Henny
  this might sound crazy but Imma do a song with Jay Z
  with Dre on the beats and libs by Slimshady
  and do this video you know like really ill, word
  **** a Hype Williams now gimme Steven Spielberg
  and remember one thang, I want all rappers in it
  north, south, east to the west, they all represented
  and bring some R&B; dudes too, prolly Usher
  so he can do that nose wrestle scene we planned with Busta
  and at the end we all say, Rest in Peace Big Pun
  now guess where I'm gon' be at once the videos done
  I'll be in Cuba, frontin' with a new pouch bag
  wit' the help of James Bond I'll try to bring Tupac back, what.
  Chorus
  Verse 3 (Joe Flizzow)
  if I had mad loot, I'd fill my storeroom wit Tim Boots
  and start my clothing company sellin' see through
  negligees and brassieres, heck ''d sell thongs wit peacock feathers
  and zebra prints and market my product for sigle grandmothers
  and tell my agent to get hold of the president
  make an offer cant refuse for his residence
  then renovate the crib jac'causezi balconies
  hire Chef Wan to make me cheese and macaroni
  mad tight security, ain't no papparazzi
  gon'take shots of me and my boo invade my provacy
  if not I'll buy an island just off South China Sea
  escape mad city life and let my conscience free
  under shady palm trees, Kawasaki jet skis
  and sip pineapple juice in peaceful harmony
  so thats my story and dreams ya'll fools dont laugh at me
  'cos one day my fantasies might be reality

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  Just a Friend

  Verse 1 ( Malique )
  have you ever met a gurl that you thought was perfect
  you waited for her years 'cause you know she worth it
  here's a lil' story bout this gurl i knew
  since wayback in pre-school sometime in '82
  she had 'em two pony tails and a front tooth missin'
  wit' freckles on her cheeks cause the moms caucasian
  up on a tree house is where we chilled together
  with carvings on the trunk saying friends forever
  she the type who laugh when the normally cried
  and when they busy playing house we playin' bonnie and clyde
  in grade school everybody knew we partners in crime
  we usta bully kids in playgrounds like all the time
  we always seen holdin' hands to the principal's office
  the naughtiest in town and could no other kid stop us
  in highskool she switched her desk next to mine
  so we could cheat while doing pop quizes all the time
  14th of February '93
  little Jenny said she had a big suprise for me
  gave me the very kiss and plus a ring and a card
  and said I love you, so I gave her the rest of my heart
  a coupla weeks later called her house at 10
  the mama said I thought you suppose to be with Jen
  I quickly rushed to the crib, she just got out of a van
  I'm like yo who was that? oh he's just a friend.....
  Chorus 2X
  you, you got what I need
  but you say he's just a friend,
  but you say he's just a friend
  Verse2 ( Malique )
  so I took Jenny's word for it at this time
  I thought just having a friend it couldnt be no crime
  'cause even I have friends and babys that for sho
  just like Watson, Hailee, Baby Tash and Joe
  so we never talked about that late snack with van man
  we rather talk about the future we have planned and
  what to name our kids, al-Tarique or Shaymar?
  Ayesha, or Tisha for a gurl and maybe even bring our
  kids to that little tree house that we chilled at
  but then in '94 I couldnt help it but feel sad
  Jenny had to leave me to go get a little knowledge
  100 miles away in this place they call college
  first coupla months it was cool but then it changed yo
  she never called and really acted like a strange ho
  one day I called it was picked up by a man
  I called again, she picked it up and said hey that's just a friend
  Bridge ( VE )
  You know, I know what you been up to
  I know you know what you been up to
  this guy in her study group's the one who picked up the call
  helpin' her in chemistry wit cyclohexanol
  I got curious and asked her who else in ya team?
  she said Ali, Hassan, Noreen and Kareem
  the next week I thought of givin' her a little suprise
  but when in front of Jenny's dorm I cound't believe my eyes
  I say the same ugly van I saw in '93
  I found her room but guess what a brother had to see?
  a fella half naked with my gurl on the couch
  and baby Jenny moaning, uggg uggh aggh and ouch
  so please listen to the message that I sing
  don't ever talk to a gurl who says she just has a friend
  Chorus
  Verse 3 ( Joe Flizzow )
  a lil' casanova pimp, man I had my flings
  hoodrats to goodie hoodies I was lil' playa king
  I'll tell ya when, my final year in '96
  this hunny new in skool joined my class she really sick
  she made her pinafore look like a dress from Rodeo,
  and clean white shoes lookin' Ferra than Gamo's,
  and white blouse seemed whiter than everybody else's
  just like them ads on tv man this hunny was the nicest
  I had to step up my game and I told her my name
  she said her name was Wanda I found out
  that we lived on the same street she moved in 5 blocks down
  and after 3 dates and 6 banana splits I had it locked down
  we was tight but had this lil's problem though
  'cos Wanda always acted funny when wit' Mary Joe
  but when I caught'em kissin it wasnt funny no more
  baby smiled and just said she's just a friend yo.......
  Chorus

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  Alhamdulillahshow lyrics

  Alhamdulillah

  Chorus
  Ult li albi bissaraha (I'm opening up my heart with honesty)
  Hayya nab'idil karaha (Let's avoid the hated and hatred)
  Syakkireena a' kulli na'ma (Let's remain thankful with what we have)
  Ba' ideena anil fattana (Let's avoid all lies and sins)
  Verse 1
  I feel the heat
  From these 4 candles burning
  As I'm staring out the window
  In solitude I look at life
  From different angles
  Thoughts strangled
  My mind is suffocatin'
  In this truth quest
  A greed law
  That we abide by is ruthless
  Enough will never satisfy
  Until we toothless
  Filthy millionaires
  Are gamblin' until they muflis
  A sad fact of life
  But mankind approved this
  I gotta call Him
  Sajadah is where the booth is
  I'll make it clear that
  I ain't even tryin' to preach here
  By sharing thoughts I hope
  To find a little peace here
  I thank Allah for blessing me
  To be creative
  So here's a diss for me
  For bein' unappreciative
  Wanted a perfect life
  Yeah smile then die old
  Fame, money, women
  Phat cribos and white gold
  Drive my own Beemer
  Before I hit two six
  A straight pink bitin' toothpicks
  Who walk around town wit' two chicks
  And doin' new hits to woo tricks....
  Now that's wrong
  Pleasure from partyin'
  And bull ish don't last long
  A lotta yuppies sneakin'
  Cars out when dad's gone
  Crackin' bottles in clubs
  Frontin' designer fashion
  But I ain't about
  To trade happiness for a Jag
  So stop smilin' with your ragtop down
  Cause for a fact
  I don't care about your money
  Or how slick your car
  'Cause no matter how rich and big you are
  It's still Allahuakbar...
  Chorus
  Ult li albi bissaraha (I'm opening up my heart with honesty)
  Hayya nab'idil karaha (Let's avoid the hated and hatred)
  Syakkireena a' kulli na'ma (Let's remain thankful with what we have)
  Ba' ideena anil fattana (Let's avoid all lies and sins)
  Verse 2
  I know that all this
  Ain't the right thing
  Partying, chasing moneys
  And material things
  Flying high
  Think nobody gonna
  Clip my wings
  I'm lying to myself
  Knowing that
  I've been neglecting
  Responsibilities
  As a healthy Muslim
  Riches and loot
  Ain't nothing
  We frontin'
  Diamonds and scrilla
  But forget to say
  Alhamdulillah
  Made my album a killer
  Plan B
  Now 2-3 droppin'
  And I wish to
  Ask for forgiveness
  Your guidance
  Protection and strength
  For humbleness and faith
  To make me a better man
  Success in foreign lands
  Never dreamt of that
  I remember being 18
  When we started Too Phat
  Now let's go back
  Three years before that
  Sometimes I forget
  Me and my parents
  Took a trip with granddad
  I remember '95
  While performing Umrah
  Made my wish in Mecca
  Right in front the Kaabah
  Dear God
  You made it possible
  When facing obstacles
  Please let me do good
  Before I pass on
  In the hospital
  And keep reciting
  The Testimony of Faith
  And find the right way
  Out of this life's maze
  Chorus
  Ult li albi bissaraha (I'm opening up my heart with honesty)
  Hayya nab'idil karaha (Let's avoid the hated and hatred)
  Syakkireena a' kulli na'ma (Let's remain thankful with what we have)
  Ba' ideena anil fattana (Let's avoid all lies and sins)
  La Li ya ruhi bi (The soul in my self is not mine)
  Ya ya Lali (Not mine)
  Lalia Ya ruhia ( The soul is not mine)
  Ya hayati ( My life)
  Verse 3
  Ay yo…
  Two candles go out
  That's when
  I feel the wind blow
  I haven't met Fatim
  For two years
  Been livin' like I'm single
  Evaluatin' all the friendships
  Relationship
  The reason it's the tenth year
  Is 'cause she's a patient chick
  And as far as friends are concerned
  Many I've had it all
  From those who cried for my pain
  To those who plotted my fall
  I learned to differentiate
  Fakes from the great
  Mates from the snakes
  Apes wanna beef
  Hate's all it takes
  For me to blow
  A diss song for you
  Not even worthy
  As an album filler
  So now it's smiles
  And Alhamdulillah
  Yeah, love me
  Or hate me
  This who I am
  Look at the past at times
  I wish that I was born again
  So I can rectify mistakes
  And my wrong doings
  Attempts on minimizing my sins
  Before my story ends
  I ain't no Eddie Murphy
  Tryin' to sound as a holy man
  But if I tried to be a better person
  Now I prolly can
  (Wait...)
  Who am I to advise you
  I ain't been the best
  Of God's slaves
  Just a poet writin'
  What my thought says
  A little house
  A little car
  A little sweet girl
  Thank you Lord
  I'll try to slow it down
  On the cheap thrills
  This song will prolly stir
  A little controversy
  At least I ain't be rappin'
  Bout the stuff
  As tho' I'm born in Jersey
  Stage name is Malique
  And lost name is Cairel
  Mama told me
  Stop complaining too much,
  So I will...
  Chorus
  Ult li albi bissaraha (I'm opening up my heart with honesty)
  Hayya nab'idil karaha (Let's avoid the hated and hatred)
  Syakkireena a' kulli ni'ma (Let's remain thankful with what we have)
  Ba' ideena anil fattana (Let's avoid all lies and sins)
  La Li ya ruhi bi (The soul in my self is not mine)
  Ya ya Lali (Not mine)
  Lalia Ya ruhia ( The soul is not mine)

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  Phat Family Anthem

  (Chorus)
  It's all about
  The phat and perfect family
  We make 'em jazzy
  And make 'em parlez all the way
  The kind of flows
  That shake the hottest towns
  We make the hottest sounds
  And make the parties bounce
  Joe&Phlowtron;:
  It's the infamous freak
  And venomous Jizzow
  We hold on
  With Supafreak and AtomdaBomb
  From Phlowtron
  This how we do(this is how we do)
  Yo,you best listen proper
  On a Phat fam trip
  With more kicks
  Than foot locker
  Your boots been rocking
  Keeping it up in this mother
  Your style's fake
  Like it get sarcasm
  Every time you knock her
  It's urgent for us to be
  Submerging from the underworld
  We the chosen ones
  You don't believe me
  Ask the oracle
  Read the chironicles of this
  Mad rapper slash whoever
  Yo we fam?
  Yeah we fam
  And keep it
  Through this endeavour
  This mission we ain't preaching
  Just need to split some knowledge
  Time to put fake noise
  Wise in cold storage
  We beyond
  It's your time
  You think you Hispanic
  We think you charlatanic
  Just chilling don't panic
  Ain't no beef in this brother
  The styles remain unheard of
  Too Phat and Phlowtron
  We taking this further
  Repeat chorus[2x]
  Malique & Phlowtron:
  Yo what's your name(Malique)
  And what you representing
  Too Phat
  I heard a lot of songs
  The filling you now
  I'd say now it's too bad
  It's poetry of myself
  And those cast that filling me
  Like all your fans
  No doubt
  What you seem to hear
  Squealing me
  The stress is killing me
  But remain the trendsetter
  Like when push comes
  To hold ups jeans
  You should know better
  A 13th letter song
  She never yawn
  To remind you of my name
  Every time you be counting
  One,two
  No question
  I got some assumption
  Now an era of submission
  On this repercussion
  I superscript patch on
  Equipped and all ready
  Then everybody best believe
  That you fly
  Like I was R.Kelly
  Yeah,I think this some—really
  It's revolutionary
  When we blow up spots
  You know my style unheard of
  It's Phat Fam
  Representing on the slow song
  Malique locking the down with me
  (Who?)
  Carleed from Phlowtron
  Repeat Chorus[2x]
  Muchachaz:
  Norren—I rock steady
  My raps are not petty
  My texts are locked fatty
  Yo Ren your shots ready?
  Oh yeah I'm ready
  Step back and make way for Renita
  One in the million stunner
  I'm the femme de Nikita
  1,2 Dahlia's coming for you
  The dance queen,facinating
  I'll be rocking the scene
  Fantastic causes
  Phat Family no pauses
  We're pushing courses
  M.O.B:
  Ohhhh noooo…(No,No,No)
  You better be ready for now
  Coz MOB's coming for ya
  Holla at me
  If you wanna battle(battle)
  As I running into the club
  Give it up just stop
  Don't think you're on top
  Gotta be the one
  Who's making it pop
  Telling you a bit about
  That's how we roll
  Gotta stick to the plan
  Caught a chick do that thang
  Better keep to my slang
  Got a gig to be hang
  Rather be with my friends
  Got you sick when I sang
  Would you stick to my fang
  Bet you flip I say so
  Better be prepared
  With a red carpet
  Gotta move my steps
  Taking off your hat
  Show me some respect
  Doing as I said
  Everything's the fact
  Flip that and so we roll
  Teh Tarik Crew:
  Save the best for last
  Coming through
  The only crew capable of
  Taking this track
  To critical mass
  We got you open
  Off the lines
  That we be quoting
  Exploding
  We leave the venue
  With the stage broken
  That no sugar coating
  Long rage we snipe
  Scoping up close
  With mic cords choking
  Deliver the final blow
  The rhyming prose
  With melted wax vinyl flows
  Oh,its time to go

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  Get Stoopid

  two crazy kekoz
  slique lique is the nick...3x
  yaw yaw yaw
  Verse 1(Malique)
  slique lique is the nick more tricks than jackie flicks
  kid who quick to rip the script and make it sicker
  people gave me respect for spittin bomoh
  your reply was wack tho, thank you for the promo
  u aint worth a foe, so **** the beef son
  u holler at me imma holler at u peace, ONE.
  kids bump and get dumb when my beats run
  turn to stupiddest clowns without a reason...
  i never thot id battle a cat as tight as me
  until i met this baldheaded busted like coupla years back
  they call him joe....
  (Joe Flizzow)
  Flizzow, hear my voice suckers get stupid
  everybody make noise ay yo witness as its coo kid
  do ish, the dopest muthas on the planet
  we gettin more boobies than the guy who grabbed Janet's
  and its kinda funny how i blaze the stage
  no one complainin jumpin like a monkey out a cage
  its all god sing along if yall dont know your best hum
  everybody get stupid and dumb, what.
  CHORUS 2x
  all my ppl in the back get stoopid
  all my ppl in the front get stoopid
  left to the right straight up stoopid
  everybody jump around and get stoopid
  Verse 2 (Malique)
  what if you was dumb before? i make u dumber
  make your mama bang ur head like a funking drummer
  Lique the charmer bummer, never drove a Hummer
  kid who had the stupiddest dreams to be a plumber
  in summer, im assing my thongs you maybe laugh to this
  funny rhyme smash i dash while makin cash to this
  mackin hoes on bets, im steady locin
  ask her for her number and leave the ***** hopin
  (Joe)
  Yall feel me? know my raps always smooth and steady
  for realz speed rhymes, daily switchin styles like a medley
  hiphop scholar now u foos studyin my flow
  pimp pop they holler wanna battle? i say now foes
  skoo your IQ, now do as i do
  know i bag more ladies than erykah badu
  i aint playin son, but when i do it
  i get crazy, buckwild and get stoopid
  Chorus
  Verse 3
  Jump around get dumb and make a holler
  oops your hons gettin some you better call her
  all the guys say hmmmm aight?
  all the gurls say hmmm aight?
  all the emcees in the house get dumb with me
  dj's scratch ish get dumb with me
  b boys, b girls get dumb with me
  graf writers yall get dumb with me

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  Nasty Girl

  Chorus (2x)
  (Ku tergoda)
  Hey! You's a classy girl
  (Senyuman manismu)
  Can you get nasty girl?
  (Ku terpikat)
  Wanna get naughty yo
  I'm down wit' it
  (Kepadamu)
  If you back that thing up
  Yo I'm gon' hit it
  Verse 1
  Yo, I make jams
  Sure clubs gon' blast
  Make 'em freaks dance
  Lose g-strings fast
  Yes I love as
  And flings that don't last
  They call me a sophisticated thug
  Like Rass Kass
  Hey ma
  Looking like a million
  Judging by the way you roam
  Is you half Italian?
  Now my song be on
  Stir up the ambience
  You my Destiny Child
  No need to look beyond, say
  Whatchu wanna
  We can play how you wanna
  No need to waste time
  And play virgin like Madonna
  Me and you gon' hit town
  And paint it red
  And still keep it hip-hop
  With throw ups and tags
  Seen you up in mags
  You's a model right?
  And you look mighty tight
  Walk like a model might
  This Joe Dolomite
  Now get ya' mind right
  Me and you B
  Gon' get freaky tonight
  Chorus(2x)
  (Ku tergoda)
  Hey! You's a classy girl
  (Senyuman manismu)
  Can you get nasty girl?
  (Ku terpikat)
  Wanna get naughty yo
  I'm down wit' it
  (Kepadamu)
  If you back that thing up
  Yo I'm gon' hit it
  Verse 2
  Now it's bout time
  We bring you a club banger
  Show you how to party
  In a hip-hop manner
  Call me hip-hop santa
  Come sit on my lap
  Ask you friends to come over
  They can hang with my cats
  While you can tell me
  If you're a naughty lil' thing
  No I can't read minds
  But I know what you're thinking
  Nasty intentions
  Now party with me
  And by the end of the night
  You gon' leave prolly wit' me
  And know exactly
  Why they call me Big Joe
  And why I've got gurlies
  Lined up like corn rows
  Skirts up like Monroe
  Lined out my condo
  They bend like elbows
  (Freaky?) That's for sure
  And at the height of the night
  Yeah I love 'em too
  Just remember that
  You never gonna be my boo
  You know how we do
  If you came to party
  Joe Flow and Phase Too
  Yo' we get rowdy...
  Chorus (2x)
  (Ku tergoda)
  Hey! You's a classy girl
  (Senyuman manismu)
  Can you get nasty girl?
  (Ku terpikat)
  Wanna get naughty yo
  I'm down wit' it
  (Kepadamu)
  If you back that thing up
  Yo I'm gon' hit it
  Bridge (2x)
  Now throw ya' hands in the air (just do it)
  And wave 'em from wall to wall (just do it)
  Well if you like the sound
  And you having a ball
  Join in and say
  “I hear y'all”
  Verse 3
  (Where you be?)
  You know me up in the V-I-P
  Or next to the DJ
  Rock the P-ARTY
  The freaks I see
  Know they steady watching we
  When we roll
  Screw a dress code
  We walk in free
  They say that's probably he
  Now check the kicks son
  We don't bother with loafers
  We rocking Air Force One's
  Rob yuppie fools
  For fun call their boo's
  "Hey hun, come here girl
  Screw your man I show you how it's done"
  Chorus
  (Ku tergoda)
  Hey! You's a classy girl
  (Senyuman manismu)
  Can you get nasty girl?
  (Ku terpikat)
  Wanna get naughty yo
  I'm down wit' it
  (Kepadamu)
  If you back that thing up

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  Tell Shorty

  Chorus
  Tell shorty I love her
  Tell shorty I need her
  Tell shorty not to cry
  My love for her
  Will never die
  Verse 1 [Malique]
  Remember Jenny?
  The witch who
  Really drove me delirious
  And ever since
  I never took a gurlie serious
  Well I was heartbroke
  And straight up revengeful
  Looked up in the mirror
  Saw some playa' potential
  I started workin' out
  Just like a mad man
  Learned some rap slang
  Even started off a rap band
  I called it Too Phat
  Now anybody heard of 'em?
  I don't know why
  But some gurlies
  Are crazy over 'em
  The story goes
  I met all kinds of creatures
  Some dime pieces
  Some fly chicks wit' fine features
  Some were ugleeeh
  Some were so so
  But the "hey, he's just a friend" type
  Is a no no
  'Cause through experience
  It's not worth it
  It's uncool
  And any guy
  Who fights over a gurlie
  Is a dumb fool
  You feelin' me?
  This little Bill Bellamy
  Now all the shorties
  Wanna chill with me
  I was like
  Damn, I never felt great till lately
  Makin' all the gurlies
  Who date me
  Hate me
  And usually I'll be gettin'
  Those who I planna'
  Except for two model chicks
  Noarlene and Hannah
  But then aaa
  I had Nana, Nini, Susan
  Make 'em fall in love
  And at the end
  I confuse 'em
  I get bored
  And dump 'em
  No reason gave
  Just get a friend to go tell 'em
  This what I said
  Now lie it...
  Chorus
  Tell shorty I love her
  Tell shorty I need her
  Tell shorty not to cry
  My love for her
  Will never die
  Verse 2 [Joe Flizzow]
  Yo, I ain't never been the type
  To break a woman's heart
  But sometimes
  I sing 'em this song
  When it's time to part
  When it's time to go
  No you can't be with Big Joe
  I tell 'em trust me girl
  In due time you'll know
  Rather break if off early
  Before they in too deep
  Before I lose interest
  Before I start to cheat
  See I don't like that
  I play my game
  With some respect cat
  Leave 'em still loving me
  So later still can tap that
  Some szex with the ezex
  No strings attzached
  Y'all playaz feeling me?
  See I like dzat
  These o's think
  I'm a celebrity?
  And I'm gonna
  Write them a song
  On my next CD
  Well you right 'cause
  This song is about you B
  Or how it's about to be
  I love you girl
  But it ain't meant to be
  I know that don't make sense
  I took your innocence
  Babe I promise that
  We'll still be friends... What
  Might be a lame
  And cowardly reason
  To get away
  But I got that ish
  A lot way back in the day
  Ain't gon' lie say
  I ain't never got played
  Ask my homie K-Laid
  I've been down
  And been betrayed
  We called 'em the ish
  That's every man's unicorn
  The one that got away
  Left you with your heart torn
  But know I'm on my feet
  Life is sweet lets get in on
  And when it's time to exit
  That's it
  Peep this song
  I'm sorry shorty...
  Chorus (2x)
  Tell shorty I love her
  Tell shorty I need her
  Tell shorty not to cry
  My love for her
  Will never die
  Bridge
  Please don't tell my shorty why
  Please don't tell her it's a lie
  Tell her that she's still a dime
  Yeah that's why she can't be mine
  Baby bye bye hugs and kisses
  Fly lies, love and misses
  You can't be my Mrs.
  So goodbye!
  Verse 3 [Malique]
  Yo, whuttup cheeky
  I'm Liquey
  A tad picky
  Specialize in heartbreaks
  And 2 inch hicky
  That's how I picked up
  This curly chic Asha
  Last year
  Walked passed her
  At Mc D's at the cashier
  Nearly crashed her
  Didn't know she had a man
  Till this dude called me up
  I said, "I'm just a friend!"
  Then I met this really cute thang
  Sarah, a VJ
  The problem is she in Jakarta
  Me in PJ
  Came Catherine, a model
  A stunning looker
  When she caught me
  With her bestfriend Luna
  It shook her
  Luca, Stephanie, Daphne, Janice
  Rachel, Kimmy was the president's niece
  Peace!!!
  To all the hearts that I broke on tour
  At least 5 in Indo
  And 4 in Singapore
  But back home
  You know I got scores for sure
  Just tell me
  What type you lookin' for
  I had a chick in showbiz
  She liked to slow kiss
  But I dumped her
  She had halitosis
  Hana, a half Japanese chick
  Friends with Shukri
  Bed wrecker
  Made me go "Yukkuri, yukkuri!"
  Cookery expert
  MILF named Yuzi
  Chilled wit' her two kids
  In their jac'causei
  The Jaguar chick
  I met at the red lights
  Gimme ten seconds flat
  Imma get my mack right
  Now the list it goes on
  Till the break of dawn
  Yeah I'm strictly white lyin'
  When I'm singin' this song
  Young playaz sing along
  To shoo pigeons
  Who either plain wack
  Or love you
  For wrong reasons
  Like the chicks
  Who only want me
  Cause I'm popular
  Not because that I'm simply
  A fly fella'
  So to all the hearts I broke
  I mean many
  Don't blame it on me honey
  Blame Jenny...
  Chorus
  Tell shorty I love her
  Tell shorty I need her
  Tell shorty not to cry
  My love for her
  Will never die
  Verse 4 [Joe Flizzow]
  I'm lookin' for a ride or die chick
  Down *** chick
  That drive her own whips
  Had Monique
  Fly trick
  Used to buy me force kicks
  Loved to watch pawn flicks
  But couldn't really suck it
  Had to kick her out quick
  Met a half Latin chick in Ipoh
  Her mom was from Rio
  Company CEO
  But damn she had BO
  Adios senorita
  Then I met Anita
  But messed around with Rita (Ain't that her sista?)
  I'm the type of kid
  That could give Stella
  Her groove back
  Never drop corny lines like
  "Baby, you're Too Phat"
  Don't do that
  I drop conversations worthwhile
  That stimulate minds
  And tend to generate smiles
  Operate with style
  How I do is hard to say
  Call me Big J
  Hugh Heffner protegee
  See I ain't met a girl
  That could get down with me
  And blow my mind
  That's why I still
  Play around you see?
  Ya'll think
  I got a thing for flings?
  Well you wrong
  See until I meet
  The girl of my dreams
  I'll keep my game strong
  Keep my game fly
  Keep telling white lies
  Never deal with a trick
  To say my bye bye's
  Somebody please tell shorty
  That it's over
  Somebody go tell shorty
  That I love her
  This is for the better
  Believe my story
  It ain't you
  It's me shorty
  Believe I'm sorry
  C'mon now...
  Chorus
  Tell shorty I love her
  Tell shorty I need her
  Tell shorty not to cry
  My love for her

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  Ali Baba & The Mic Thievesshow lyrics

  Ali Baba & The Mic Thieves

  Verse 1
  Ladies and gentlemen guess
  Who's back in town
  It's Too Phat and Phlowtron
  Ay yo we runnin' it down
  Breaking the barrier's of sound
  Jealousy knows no bounds
  Moving in three sixty degrees
  Like a merry go round
  Still red and warm
  The blood that courses through my veins
  Arising from the underground
  Like a hydroplane
  Smuggling in crack phlowcane
  Where there's no pain
  There's no gain
  So I sustain my domain
  In a mind frame that's untamed
  Verse 2
  Yes yes
  I know I'm sick
  I confess
  Displays of finesse
  When my raps manifest
  You couldn't handle this
  Till I'm hundred I spit tight
  Can't battle me on the mic
  We'll hit the streets and fist fight
  I'm quick to dislike
  The type that
  Speak a cheap hype
  How they gonna take me down
  With frail tales
  And weak psyche
  Raps weak
  Your style's mild
  And a tad meek
  Welcome to this game
  Of hide and seek
  With crazy mic freaks
  Verse 3
  Yo it's Khazanah the Khalled
  I bled the ground red
  Moses scarred through
  The red sea
  I speak what the future said
  Resurrect hip-hop for the dead
  This egomaniac's drive to ecstacy
  So let the ground rules be laid
  The kid with braces grace
  The scene in this hiatus
  Rebel reborn revive
  Rehearse this verse
  Verse 4
  Yo five years now
  Malique is an astonishing cat
  We started off the same time
  You still promising act
  Now what your problem is black?
  They say they callin' you back?
  You still are shoppin' for your demos
  While I'm polishin' plaques?
  Should start your colleging back
  Or start workin' like in Mc D's
  At least you'll get some mack on
  But minus the rap cheese
  You mad G?
  Start your cripwalk
  And wanna smack me?
  Please, a nation of asian Bloods
  Are gonna back me
  Verse 5
  Ba' wit' granna wit' mini bonn
  It's Atom Da'Bomb
  Namaewa genshi bakudan
  Inspectin' the kinda conduct
  To contemplate
  The kinda way
  You cynics trynna put
  The muthalovin' rhyme away
  It's evident that we adament
  About the element
  Of this hip-hop commandment
  Equivalent to utilising
  This brilliant tool
  I can prove
  Coz I barry more wack emcees than drew
  Verse 6
  Panel of the jury
  Witness this starscream
  I represent
  The infamous Phat Fam team
  Exhibit number one
  Murder raps on the run
  Spittin' fireballs
  We defy the sun
  Burning principles
  Killing bass
  Distort your eardrums
  Diagnose you with sun strokes
  Spotted your headlumps
  Defiance against us
  Will lead to your misery
  Nation of the three sixty
  Verse 7
  I'm sick of cats
  Who wanna diss
  But be acting like witches
  Here some disses
  To discompose disconcert
  And hit ya'
  I'm quick to disfigure
  Any figure who wanna play
  Swift with sharp blades
  Discover I'm hard to dissuade
  So keep your distance
  Don't discomode
  And disturb this verse
  Disingenous punks
  Disheartened best quick disperse
  I'll distinguish haters
  Who disunite the scene
  And discard disgusting friends
  With rap disabilities
  Verse 8
  I rhyme nice twice
  So lemme entice you
  On this mental heist
  You hidden behind a screen
  Never seen like a poltergeist
  Take my advice
  Up wit' us
  And you pay the price
  When it comes to street fights
  I transform and y'all be looking
  Like itty bitty mice
  I spit out lines
  Like a bad taste
  Of chocolate mocha
  Gimme the crowd
  I bring it loud
  Then I rock it fo' ya'
  I'm sick of these cats on posters
  I burn 'em to crisp like toasters
  Rob yo' as leave you screaming
  Like six flags on coasters
  Verse 9
  Delusions of grandeur
  Is one of the symptoms
  With you trynna build
  Your imaginary kingdom
  If you think your Aragorn
  Then I must be Tolkien
  This is what happens
  When you messin'
  Wit' the protean stylist
  Let the finest
  Cunning linguist recite this
  Like this your so called highness
  Are you indisposed?
  I offered you the blue pill
  But the red pill you chose
  Now you'se overdosed
  Verse 10
  Yo, buck a pencil
  I scribble stupid rhymes
  With my brain
  I'm mental
  This songs a little toast
  For my pain
  I'm roastin' my brain
  Crazy but I post no complaints
  Buckin' paranoid when tourin'
  Think of bombs in a plane
  I think I'm dyin'
  I'm seein' stuff
  I ain't supposed to
  Like Linda Blair in Exorcist
  Up in my lovin' poster
  Buck the mic I'm lonely
  I'm one fourth of a boaster
  Imaginary girlfriends

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  Clap To Thisshow lyrics

  Clap To This

  ( Chorus - Lil' Marissa )
  Hey everybody stomp your feet and move your body
  Just feel the beat inside you when you clap along
  (Malique)
  Allow me to complain now, a llotta thangs done changed now
  Livin' the fast lane, I'm tourin' in planes now
  And all the spots at cities that we go, we glow
  Snaps and autographs after each show
  We blowin' them heads until they brain seen
  We off the hook this year but yo we came clean
  My main dream ain't a dream to make it mainstream
  To steady gain cream and make ya dame scream
  Aight then, then maybe I should quit writin'
  Too many starin' eyeballs have got a kid frightened
  But why in the world, should I even pay attention
  To lil' suckers who ain't even worth a mention ?
  So Imma keep my head up, Imma stand strong
  And stay creative in providing my fans songs
  You dance on, while I rap to this
  Let's celebrate the platinum plaque and clap to this, cmon!
  ( Chorus )
  (Joe)
  Ever since I was a kid I just wanted to sing
  Pursued my dreams and kept doing my thang
  Is we rap stars now? Yo I don't know
  Am I having a ball now ? You best believe so
  Always wanted to be able to kick it at live shows
  Rip mics in studios and meet some hot Oooo…..oh oh oh oh
  Now we got platinum plaque, we got gold award and hits back to back
  Never thought that rap could put us on the map
  People rush and get our CDs off the rack
  This 'ish be off the hook now imma telling you done
  All a playa like me wanna do is have some fun
  And make you bounce to this and make you clap to this
  Wave your hands hard till you snap your wrist
  Now what this really is ?
  Now what we all about ?
  Too Phat Baby make you scream and shout, cmon !
  ( Chorus )
  ( Malique )
  I understand, that fame has a price now
  It's goin' too high it's gotta get sliced down
  A lotta people say I'm no longer nice now
  Ain't nuttin' changed though I'm still eatin' rice , clown
  ( Joe )
  Yeah man, now you know what I feel yo
  People front and brown nose just to get near ya
  And people think since we got a string of hits
  We've gone soft I ain't slowed down one bit
  ( Malique )
  Flip the script in spilt secs, punk *** it's hard now
  Down wit' spittin' ish that'll rip me off the charts now
  A schizo kid who switch fast like a shinkansen
  Bust' on you punk *** marks for talking nonsense
  Rush in your crib fast style is so hardcore
  Snatch your ma's bra then upper cut your pa's jaw
  I sit you down to get familiar with this style
  And once I see smiles I gotta bust you' wit a pisstyle…
  ( Joe )
  Alotta cats wanna spit but can't even recite poems
  They lost star trekkin' back in time thru twilight zone
  Want a piece of me I pull your hair back like combs
  Be hiting your chest plates and shattering your dome
  Your words ain't wise you trying too hard to be an intellect
  Your side ain't sick you ### punks are hypochondriacs
  Claimin' undreground MCs, You be dumb found Mcs
  And flee when you zunk wit my steez

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  Anak Ay Am (Freak to the Beat)

  Verse 1 ( Malique )
  now Imma kick a lil' som'n som'n funky for the fellas
  and all the phat ladies who been acting ovezealous
  that tell us that Whutthadilly? was really the best one
  and they could hardly wait to check out the next
  so I bless'em wit this phat verse fatter than tractors
  a kiddy kinda voice a contributory factor
  on how I let my phat words affect the fat gurls
  they start moonwalkin' backwards until they back hurts
  now check this is hella fancy you in a frenzy
  and now you and your frens be, jumpin' like chimpanzees
  I know our fans be wantin' us back so bad
  so Imma kick a track and let you lay back and check
  this easy playa, songs you bump to on your CD player
  tiggedy tellin' all the sleazy, cheesy haters see ya later
  gimme the piece of paper with the funky ball point pen
  some people they ready to battle but to busy to make an appointment
  oink oink man just take a look at that biggy that wanna be tupac
  he hittin' me up the rooftop cause my group is too hot
  your crew not, some fool said that my music abusive
  just like the two fists of Len Lewis when he too pissed
  you boo'd this but now you think my coo'ish amuses
  your two sisters dig my voice and drip woo juices
  0,1,2-0,1,2 is how we do
  we make the crowd they go rowdy rowdy hooooo
  Chorus
  wo-o-oh Malique and Joe again,
  they on the radio-o-oh
  blastin thru' your fat momma's stereo-o-oh
  don't wake your neighbors so you gotta keep it
  low-o-oh wo-o-oh, wo-o-oh
  to all the playez in the club, **** **** to the beat
  to all the honeyz show me love, **** **** to the beat
  everybody throw it up, **** **** to the beat
  **** **** to the beat
  Verse 2 ( Joe Flizzow )
  biggedy back up in this b'nez again ya dream
  womans dream man
  the type that ain't gotta open doors and hold hands
  to show love but I get down for sure love, ya know
  love neva hold off
  on gracious boos, that unheard off
  WORD aint' it never of ever occured
  I be pullin' stunts they kinda crazy and absurd
  Joe Flizzow, Malique clockin' boos in scoo's and herds
  when I'm grabbin' microphones they grabbin my shirt
  we contemplating, sometimes we complicatin'
  amazin' pharasing got ya gazin tryina be chasin' the dragon
  they call me Joe the dragon and I dont mean to brag on
  but JZow got his hands on experience to make ya
  hunny got delirious
  I'm seriously silly so Whutthadilly? You got beef wit' me really?
  you gotta be jokin' don't try to be provokin'
  Joe and Malique we hot and we smoking...
  Chorus
  Verse 3 ( Malique )
  yeah yeah we ain't thru until we take you fools on a
  journey back to the old school
  when it was all about love and brotherhood and
  everythang was crazy cool
  check, we usta wear white Nike Air Force sneaks
  with the fly grey Nike Air sweaters
  and at the little playground next to the school is
  where everybody got together
  check it out., we usta drink and chill out in the park,
  and freestylin' from top of the dome
  then everybody would party at Moomoo's crib
  because the mommy and daddy ain't home
  check, see I be chillin', Joe be chillin'
  whole Phat Family be chillin'
  and I still got it, love for thee
  suckers thats down the me!.

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  Pinkladyshow lyrics

  Pinklady

  Pinklady dance with me
  all night in a trance with me
  love dove you make me fly
  take me high....
  Verse 1 (Malique)
  Yo fly Friday, feel slick I'm hummin' ladi dadi
  this chicka promised me eternal dancin at a rave party
  in flesh and bone I'm hiphop, but now I'm changin flava
  JOLLY GREeNS to JELLY BEANS tonight I'm gonna be a raver
  now Imma knowledge you on who and how this chicka be
  she had a PINK HEART, and loved pink CK's and D&G;'s
  and had a BIG BLOKE brother ADAM, some called him BIG E, who pushed
  an E CLASS white MERCEDES wit buddies BIG D
  and BIG C, but BABY SLITSTA only drove a MITSUBISHI
  little rookie raver waitin' for she now he gettin' pissy
  glanced the ROLEX, this PINKY LADY kinda late
  until I saw the MDM 4 up on this license plate
  now all them BLUE BUTTERFLIES in my tummy started flyin'
  baby was E BOMB, she left ELAINE and MARY JANE cryin'
  CHANEL smell good as NOSECANDY is the aroma
  everybody straight or crooked lookin' like they wanna bone her
  sexy PINK CROSS TOPS that make you sip saliva in
  she hold me tight like it's a HONEYMOON LOVE THANG
  promise to dance with me all night long
  remember drink alotta water so aint ish goes wrong
  Chorus 2x
  Pinklady dance with me
  all night in a trance with me
  love dove you make me fly
  take me high....
  Verse 2 (Joe Flizzow)
  Friday night, I'm at home hittin a fat bammer
  when out of the blue the phone rang for the LOVE DOCTOR
  It was MOLLY, she back from the States
  HAWAII'S FINEST was gon' pick me up about eight
  I said where we goin? she said she wanted to blaze some green
  And after that hook up wit' JANE and check out the Rave scene
  I said cool in no time she was at my spot
  8pm on the dot, walked in lookin Hot
  She gave me a kiss on the cheeks
  and cruised in her LAMBORGHINI way above the LEGAL SPEED
  valet parked the car all eyes on she and me
  tipped the fool, skipped the queue, walked through the VIP
  introduced me to the bouncer RACEHORSE CHARLIE
  he let us in and said have fun with DIRTY MOLLY
  MOLLY took my hands and tried to kiss me on the lips
  I said chill MAMA COCA take it easy I ain't about to trip....singin..
  Chorus
  Verse 3(Malique)
  the club was slammin', no SAMS or JAKES to make the party stop
  guys were chewin' gums and the gurlies were sucking lolipops
  I chose not to pay attention mind my own bnez
  on some BOOTY JUICE tonight no time for fancy drinks or guiness
  hit the dancefloor dirty dance with PINKLADY
  tongue kissed me once and twenty minutes later went crazy
  she musta used the LOVE POTION NUMBER 9 or something
  baby struck my heart wit' sudden love and plus it kept me bumpin'
  I started gettin' funny, LOVE HUGgin' everybody
  pinky pulled me to her gave another kiss and im like hooooo
  I started seein' angels in thongs and Cupid with a poison arrow
  aimin' at me right behind a cloud of YAY YO
  that's when I saw MOLLY goddamn I miss her
  my summer fling last year but never really kissed her
  she all in pink too, I winked and then she winked too
  excused myself from PINKLADY one and went to pink two
  kissed her twice not once felt like a pimp foo
  four kisses, two pinkladies now dont you think it's coo?
  I think it ain't a BAD TRIP after all comin
  ish I'm startina see a bunch of little midgets hummin'
  ring around the ROSES and have an overdose
  a TISSUE, a TISSUE and we all fall down
  Chorus
  kinda confused with the ambience, everybody sippin' Evian
  no sign of Chardonay, Moet or Perignon
  that's when I saw my man layin' on the ground
  no more black in the eye ose bleeding made no sound
  I slapped him around, i shouted in his ear
  the **** you've been messin' with?
  hey get some help in here
  what chall doin'? gimme a hand people
  hang in there man..we gon' get you to a hospital
  my man's dying gotta act quick
  carried him to the car saw PINKLADY and I felt sick
  I prayed to god let my potna live please...

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  You

  Verse 1 (Joe Flizzow)
  I'm always tellin' my moms and pops not to worry to much
  they always tellin' me to slow down and not to party to much
  sometimes I be like hey, now why ya'll folks buggin?
  I'm makin a decent livin' I ain't slangin' or thuggin'
  at first I didnt understannd though I was man enough
  frontin' like I'm to tough to be sharing love
  used to take em for granted, including my two little brothers
  treat my home like a hotel and ignoring my mother
  but now I realised that i can't live without em
  take away my money, honeys aiyo even the stardom
  but can never take away my love for my blood (whut)
  my big brother Farez doin' sit ups to loose his gut
  Iman wanna emcee and spin records at the same time
  while Ash wana be a rockstar, you doin fine
  keep ya head up all the time know I'm feelin for you
  and always keep it real whatever ya'll do...ONE LOVE
  Chorus 2x
  you are my sunshine, you are my rainbow
  after the rain has gone
  Verse 2 (Malique)
  I spread love to all my peeps that help me make it happen
  ain't talkin' 'bout the fools I knew after I started rappin'
  I'm talkin''bout the folks from back then when I was wack
  friends and fam that kept me steady laugh when I was steady slackin'
  y'all usta call me a different name, and yo it's still the same
  ain't nothing changed, y'all never took advantage of my fame
  I got y'all free tickets to shows, y'all never asked for it
  but still y'all pay and stand in backrows and see me mash for it
  mom and dad y'all still cuttin' those paper interviews
  don't see you daily but trust me daily I think of you
  I know I promised to be a lawyer in a court suin'
  I'm sorry now but thanks for bein' proud of what I'm doin'
  it's impossible to spit love in 16 bars
  so imma cut this short just to let you know who you are
  mom and dad, bro, sis and Tim, just know I love you
  wish y'all were here so I could just breakdown while I hug u, ONE.

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  Worda Wordee Wordoo

  Intro
  Worda wordee wordoo
  And this is how we do
  It's the official language
  Of the Phat Family crew
  Verse 1
  Remember me and Jizzoe
  Young kids back in the day
  The year was '97
  Or maybe in '98
  Had no Too Phat
  No Flizzow
  No plaques
  Or rockin' shizzows
  When Liquey had no dimes
  Still messin' with ugly hzoes now
  We crazy bummin'
  Roamin' the streets of 15 all day
  With other 15 souljaz
  Like Bullah and Dr. K
  Impromptu dropper
  Freestylin' ish
  Right from the toppa
  Now 5 years later
  We the illest pimp
  Poppin' hiphoppaz
  Back to the topic
  One day I dropped
  It slipped my tongue
  Twisted vocabulary
  Got all of my homies sprung
  I busted 50 bars
  Straight in front of my men
  In a brand new language
  No one else but I would understand
  Then tzaught Jzoe
  Fizirst apprentizice to follow
  Basazi cover lzine
  Lots a practizise to holla'
  And if y'all sukrazi
  This language come and speak it too
  To the doo doo bounce
  Say worda wordee wordoo!
  Chorus (2x)
  Worda wordee wordoo
  And this is how we do
  It's the official language
  Of the Phat Family crew
  We kick a little slang
  Nobody understand
  Nobody numszayin
  Numszayin?
  Verse 2
  Yeah uh... I step to the cipher
  Y'all peeping the language
  That's too hard to decipher
  No MC nicer speak
  In codes and lingos
  Hard to bite brah
  Now we about to introduce
  This to ya' curriculur
  How that szound
  Talk of tzown
  You wrzong
  If you think you iller
  This beat is gila
  Gilazi yeah
  You know my stzeez
  Stzep to the ladies
  Bounce with me
  Now you want to get these
  Too Phat got you hollerin'
  The ones hip hoppers followin'
  What?
  That crew got it on again
  What they doing mixing
  Beats wit rap and zapin'
  Why you fussing
  Where you getting?
  What you know 'bout
  How we do
  And how we bussin'?
  I don't need your blessings
  Just stay out of my biz
  For I deal this
  Don't be messing
  2003 the fam's
  Stronger than ever (So many suckers, biter!)
  How you figure we get sicker
  6.0 on the richter
  Joe Flow and Mistah
  Yo Bone crab the mixer
  (Worda Wordee Wordoo brah, Joe Flizzow keep it gangsta')
  Damn sure you right
  We got flows too tight
  Black Rob went like
  Whoa! Cos' I stole his mic
  (Jangazan main gilizi, nantri krezau susri)
  Now if you down with this
  Spit the languazage
  And y'all can start
  With the choruzes
  Chorus (2x)
  Worda wordee wordoo
  And this is how we do
  It's the official language
  Of the Phat Family crew
  We kick a little slang
  Nobody understand
  Nobody numszayin
  Numszayin?
  Verse3
  Now we call them
  Hzoes nonrazaks
  Steady checkin'
  Out them totrazaks
  Jubir gedrizis sedrazap
  Now the game plzan
  Is to kongkrazak
  Ain't no other language
  Cool as this
  Alotta people think
  It's ludicrous
  See me get away
  With a stupid diss
  Imma leave you dumbfounded
  Budrizis huh
  Phat Fzam like to shizna
  Shiznee shiznoo for szure
  Gak bisra jagri konra
  We mubra zezas nonrak
  Czat doin' aprezi? (Gak leprazak sajizi)
  Lagrizi ni off the hizee?(Yea nigrizi afeshizi)
  Alotta people say we talk alot
  Mackin' they o's up in the parkin' lot
  Nonraks czan't stand Liquey
  When I'm rockin' spots
  No wonder
  Why I get stalked alot
  I get hawked alot
  I get jocked alot
  By the gurlies
  Who wanna eat me
  Like I'm chocolate
  I'm rockin' Roca tops
  Toppin' charts
  Guys wanna box
  Say I'm dope?
  Call the cops
  Call the cops...
  Verse 4
  Skoo the cops
  Let me handle this
  It's the man
  With the iron mic
  And the iron fist
  Scientist
  Flamboyant rap artist
  We top notch
  Want my spot
  I know you eyeing this
  Too Phat setting standards
  Keep raising the bar
  Hot tracks you bump to
  While you blaze in the car
  Amazing by far
  Slang gets tongue twisted
  I spit this ish
  O's can't resist it
  Move like you's evicted
  Soon get addicted
  Nobody work the stage
  Better than this kid
  I'm a slick kid
  Gotta a lotta tricks kid
  I'm a sick kid
  Don't even risk it
  Illegal mix it
  Perfecting this hit
  We ignoring critics
  Industry misfits
  Hip-hop stock lister
  Strongest crew
  Worda wordee wordoo...
  Chorus
  Worda wordee wordoo
  And this is how we do
  It's the official language
  Of the Phat Family crew
  We kick a little slang
  Nobody understand
  Nobody numszayin

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  If I Die Tonight

  Verse 1
  If I die tonight
  What would I do
  On my last day
  I know I'd wake early
  In the morn' for crack
  Of dawn's last pray
  Then prolly go for breakfast
  Like I used to do
  Fried kuey teow FAM
  And roti canai at Raju's
  With my boo
  And friends from way back
  Neighborhood homies
  Extended fam
  They only know me
  As that same cat
  With that shaved head
  Rocking Cross Colors
  Sneaks to school
  Writin' rhymes at the back of class
  Playing tricks on fools
  Then I'd come back to the crib
  Tidy up a bit
  Y'all know my room's messy
  Though classy
  Start arrange my ish
  Line up my shoes one by one
  Start with Jordans
  And end with them Air Force Ones
  Put a Post-it on the tongue
  Of each one
  With the name of each dun
  I think I know my homies
  And who would want which one
  Get on the phone
  And holla' at everybody
  It's nearly noon
  Gots to have lunch
  With the family
  Then spend the last day
  I don't know
  Try do a million other things
  Hoping somehow
  Time will slow
  I guess what
  I'm trying to say is
  Take everyday
  Like it was your last
  Work towards your dreams
  Before you pass
  And have a blast
  While you at it
  'Cause we don't know
  When we go go
  So make the best of it
  Just keep it real to yourself
  And to all people
  If y'all lost somebody before
  Remember there'll be a sequel
  Chorus (2x)
  If I die tonight
  You know it'll be alright
  Just smile for me
  Reminisce the fond memories
  Verse 2
  Well if I die tonight
  I wonder
  Where I'll be tomorrow
  Nobody cry please
  Push away the sorrow
  'Cause I ain't been
  The best of men
  The best of friends
  The best of mom
  And daddy's last son
  The best of anything
  Tell Joe here's a last one
  If I die tonight
  Would I be forgiven
  By all the people
  I been slackin' with
  When I was livin'?
  Those who I hurt their hearts
  Took advantage of
  And even lied to
  Hug you one last time
  For forgiveness
  Yeah I would like to
  If I die tonight
  Would you feel the loss?
  Tomorrow would you dial
  My number by accident
  Then suddenly... pause?
  If I die tonight
  I wonder who would get
  To keep my caps and shoes
  Jerseys, even my little
  Stuffed crocodile Coco too
  Get my cell phone
  Message everyone from A to Z
  Tell 'em this ain't Malique
  He passed away last night
  And pray he rest in peace
  If I die tonight
  Would you think of my room
  When you see blue
  Wanted to clean it up this morning
  But then I never knew
  If I die tonight
  What would happen to Tim
  How long would it take
  Before she kissed another man?...
  God damn...
  At fast food joints
  Would she still order
  The same combo meal for two?
  Things I wish I knew...
  Chorus (2X)
  If I die tonight
  You know it'll be alright
  Just smile for me
  Reminisce the fond memories
  Verse 3
  A cute lil' thing
  To many eyes
  To me you were simply
  A beautiful thing
  I tell no lies
  We went from
  Mere invisible friends
  To pals real tight
  Rendezvous up on the net
  To chitty chat all night
  I used to pick you up
  Until you got your own ride
  A slammin' two door whip
  A grey 36-72
  Lookin' all slick
  Remember when I asked why this
  You said because it's real fast
  So you can rush
  To see your boy after class
  The last time
  We met was '01 September
  You left feelin' upset over... something
  I can't remember...
  I never apologized
  Till January 10th 2003
  When I heard you passed away
  When I was deep in my sleep
  Your loss taught me
  Not to take my friends for granted
  Misunderstandings
  Gotta slam it quick
  Death you never plan it
  You're sorely missed down here Wawyn
  Rest in peace
  This too shall pass
  But our true friendship will never cease...
  Love...
  Chorus (till end)
  If I die tonight
  You know it'll be alright
  Just smile for me
  Reminisce the fond memories

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  Just A Lil' Bit

  (Too Phat with Warren G)
  Intro
  [Warren G]
  You know what?
  Play it back a little
  Lemme hear what it sound like real quick
  [Malique]
  That's how you do that
  Back in Long Beach Warren?
  Same ish?
  [Warren G]
  Same ish
  [Malique]
  Same ish
  Warren G
  Too Phat baby
  East meets West collabo
  Qumran (haha)
  Yea Joe
  Lets bang the chorus real quick
  Lets make em remember this
  Chorus
  It's kinda easy
  When you listen to the G`d up sound
  A little bit of hip-hop
  Will make the world go round
  We got the sound for the rest
  And it's easy to see
  That this Too Phat and Warren G
  Verse 1 (Joe Flizzow)
  Hip-hop be connecting
  Kuala Lumpur with LB
  Hip-hop be rocking up towns
  Laced with LV
  Ain't necessary to roll
  In nice rimmed M3's
  And be blinging
  Hip-hop be bringing together emcees
  Y'all asking who that kid
  With a flow that's sick
  It's Flizzow
  And who's Malique
  On this Qumran tip
  Now follow
  We Too Phat
  Hip-hop be running thru our veins
  It gets us up in the morning
  Hip-hop keeps me sane
  Wherever you rapping
  It's embraced across the globe
  It's truly amazing
  How it gives people hope
  That beat is dope
  Y'all holla at the DJ
  Hip-hop is staying up at night
  To bid for kicks on e-bay
  This should be off the hizee
  Going make you move for shizze
  Blow up spots
  Getting crunk with Warren G'zee
  Now best believe
  KL got the world tuned in
  Joe Flizzow with my elements
  So let the party begin...
  Chorus (2x)
  It's kinda easy
  When you listen to the G`d up sound
  A little bit of hip-hop
  Will make the world go round
  We got the sound for the rest
  And it's easy to see
  That this Too Phat and Warren G
  Verse 2 (Warren G)
  Assalamualaikum
  From the General
  Warren G`zee for shizzo
  And that's the way love go
  It's been a long time
  I shouldn't have left you
  Without a west coast rhyme to step to
  You know how it go
  When it's real hip-hop
  Kuala Lumpur don't stop
  Long Beach won't stop on top
  Keep them blocks so hot
  From Malaysia
  Back to my spot
  Islamic in the form of Tupac
  I ride so deep
  With Joe and Malique
  We go together
  Like a flow and a beat
  And don't try to compete
  With the Long Beach original
  Back on the gizzo
  (Just a little bit)
  Chorus (2x)
  It's kinda easy
  When you listen to the G`d up sound
  A little bit of hip-hop
  Will make the world go round
  We got the sound for the rest
  And it's easy to see
  That this Too Phat and Warren G
  Verse 3 (Malique)
  Wassalam Warren
  We thank you for the bit
  Now the three of us together
  Regulating this hit
  We banging this hit
  And making lil ends on the side
  Another classic joint now
  It's time to ride
  And spread love
  Across this loony circle
  Ride from boogie down to Bangalore
  It's universal
  Whether blue or purple
  Black or white
  Light brown
  It's not about skin
  But B-boy battles
  Who outtwirls and outspins
  Screaming (Go B-boy!)
  While B-boys gets busy
  In hip-hop “whuttup's” hello
  And for sure is for shizee
  Doo rags and corn rows
  And kids with pants sagging
  Shaking aerosol cans
  While bombing and tagging
  While DJ`s is crabbing
  Scratching breaking styluses
  Hooking beats and moving
  More heads than hairstylists
  Somebody better tell me
  Where them bootleggers and pirates is
  Should rush 'em all wit viruses
  Or put 'em where Osiris is
  I hear no promises
  So till then
  Y'all see me bawling
  I'll keep y'all head bopping
  And stay yes yes y'all'in
  God bless
  The four elements story is told
  And here's a little bit of hip-hop
  For your soul
  Chorus(3x)
  It's kinda easy
  When you listen to the G`d up sound
  A little bit of hip-hop
  Will make the world go round
  We got the sound for the rest
  And it's easy to see
  That this Too Phat and Warren G
  Outro
  Lemme bust a couple of shout outs real quick
  Too Phat Warren G
  That's real hip-hop
  KL and LBC
  That's real hip-hop
  All around the world
  We bumping real hip-hop
  G Funk and Phat Family
  That's real hip-hop
  Yo Qumran in the house
  That's real hip-hop
  Phillipines, Indonesia
  That's real hip-hop
  Singapura, Hong Kong
  Is real hip-hop
  Korea, Japan y'all
  That's real hip-hop
  All around the world
  There's real hip-hop
  Australia, Africa, Europe
  Middle East baybeh
  All bumping to real hip-hop
  Ay check this out

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  Last Songshow lyrics

  Last Song

  This gon' be our last song
  Yeah our last song together
  Since 98 we been thru both good and bad weathers
  And regardless of the 5 mics and radio hits
  This whole lifestyle we living
  Now is making me sick
  Trust me now this ain't no interpersonal crisis
  I'll break it down in points to show how miserable life is
  You know my moms and pops
  Joe they brought me up righteous
  But temptations why my life's like this
  Smile and reminiscing the lost numbers of skins
  Free opportunities have made me dishonest to Tim
  This whole fan phanatic b'nez
  Got me kind of afraid
  Remember that girl in Penang
  Who carved my name wit' a blade ?
  All over the body
  If that's how Malique affect fans , I'm outtie
  We can't be blamed
  If they school grades turn out lousy
  Cause they practise breakdancing
  doing flares all day
  Just because they saw Malique
  doing it in his inlay
  And not to mention all the crazy calls
  from God knows who
  Just to call and hang up after screaming
  I love you
  From getting notes on my car in my carpark to under my apartment door
  And nasty yo-o-oh's in the store
  Feeling uneasy in public when witches
  beg me for kisses
  And people staring at me on urinals
  while taking pisses
  A privacy intrusion argument number one
  Laced with sin and guilt from fame is overweighing the fun
  My second line is blinkin' now you gotta hold on
  Imma leave you with the chorus that I did
  for this song,
  Be right back……….
  (Malique's Chorus)
  This gon' be be our last song
  I know you want this to last long
  You prolly hear this song and ask me to act strong
  But stress is buildin up Imma blow
  It's time for you Joe to go solo
  (Malique)
  Yo sorry bro I'm back and guess what ?
  Well that was Tim's mum
  Claimin' Tim was in the city
  right before the city's b……
  She mentioned bout a concert
  Alicia Keys or something
  And still she hasn't called
  it's been like a week or something
  That's my girl of 9 years and
  now I'm worried still
  It sucks to deal with this
  long distance relationship
  And plus the fact she gon' get a degree
  Then come back and get a job
  and make more money than me
  The same for you Joe
  you got something to fall on to
  This group can only last for how long
  how long foo' ?
  While I can I better come up
  with intelligent plans
  Before I end up hiding my face
  like the elephant man
  Those were points to digest
  and most of them were rather personal
  We made alotta dough though
  well that was worth the while
  Regards to Bone , Cat and everybody in the crew
  And tell the b-boys the air swipes
  will come in really soon
  I better start packin' now since
  I got a stronger reason to leave
  Pray for me and Tim please
  And if I never come back trust me things went according to plans
  Your partner made it in foreign lands, for real
  The next flight to JFK is tomorrow at 2
  So peace , one love and may the memories
  be with you, one……
  (Malique's Chorus)
  This gon' be our last song
  I know you want this to last long
  You prolly hear this song and ask me to act strong
  But stress is buildin' up Imma blow
  It's time for you Joe to go solo
  This gon' be our last song
  I know you want this to last long
  You prolly hear this song and ask me to act strong
  But stress is buildin' up Imma blow
  It's time for me to go
  (Joe)
  What you saying man ? Did I hear you right ?
  Stick to the game plan man, it's gon' be aight
  This can't be our last song now
  Now I know you're confused
  Too Phat breaking up be blowing up in the news
  Ain't prepared to leave this rap game
  only roll with the best
  Only gon' stop rapping when they lay me to rest
  And no less I'm a handle this test
  you talking crazy son
  Ain't no problem we can't solve
  and this 'ish ain't no reason
  For you to be gone gots to look beyond and ahead
  We've come a long way and spread this hip hop ish
  Not from a negative aspect but in a positive way
  Kids in small towns freestyling when they parlay
  And the thousands of fans that rock
  when we blaze stages
  Line up for hours to get autographs later
  And think of how we took the industry by storm
  And got all kinds of people buying our album
  You ain't gon' quit now
  you gotta think this through
  I got ya back for real son now stop acting a fool
  Imma hit you back later ain't gonna take that long
  Peep the new chorus that I did for the song
  (Joe's chorus)
  This can't be our last song trust me son
  you got all wrong
  Before you know it ya problems will be all gone
  Keep it together don't mess up your mind
  I know this stress ain't but a bless in disguise
  (Joe)
  Been doing a lotta thinking
  need to get this off my chest
  Too Phat breaking up might be for the best
  Getting sick of cameras under tight scrutiny
  Dashing out of arena surrounded by security
  And groupies roaming lobbies
  just ain't fun no more
  They stalking as hobbies
  and I ain't gon' run no more
  Plus one more think that I need is a new challenge
  A long vacation b'fore I pursue my education
  Made a promise to my moms and go study abroad
  Maybe some day we'll hit 'em back with an encore
  You go show them yanks how us
  cats rock them crowds
  Then you best blow up and make your potna proud
  Takeover Bad Boy go buyont P.Diddy
  And maybe Illion will become reality
  I know you worried about you boo yo
  I'm sure she'd fine
  You go handle your's and Imma handle mine
  I guess it's bout time we lead different paths
  Listen to the chorus it's gonna be our last
  (Joe's chorus)
  This could be our last song I know
  I wanted this to last long
  But somehow yo we both gosta move on
  Hell yeah we had fun while it lasted

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  Catch Me If You Canshow lyrics

  Catch Me If You Can

  when you think you've reached the end of the line
  walls that once blocked your way
  come tumbling down
  and you'll find the answers were there all the time
  when we turn out the lights and we sit in the dark
  is the mountain too high to climb?
  halfway to heaven
  when you're flat on your back you can still see the stars
  guiding you through the night
  halfway to paradise
  tin gods plan
  life's doors slam
  to hold you back
  when you're born on the wrong side of the track
  don't take no
  take hold
  don't leave it to chance
  you let the world roll by
  you're trying to hang yourself without a rope
  mister dream - take control
  i am the means to reach your goal
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  Tomorrowshow lyrics

  Tomorrow

  you prepare your shoes
  to kick dirt in my face
  nearly no defense
  for your fascist grace
  you try to get me out
  but i won't leave this place
  nothing to lose
  you can't win a human race
  there's no need to laugh
  don't be so amused
  it's no joke to get
  falsely accused
  i didn't do no harm
  i only cleaned your shoes
  for that is what you asked
  so why all this abuse
  you say i caused this crisis
  you know that's not the case
  it's this falling system
  that you don't wanna face
  you try to blacken me
  but i won't leave this place
  nothing to lose
  you can't win a human race

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  In Slow Foward Motionshow lyrics

  In Slow Foward Motion

  Night is falling
  We're doing the things we do
  You are acting just like me
  I'm acting just like you
  Do you remember
  When you were my friend?
  That's the way I'd like things
  Just like way back then
  Baby's sleeping
  Brother is on the run
  I am out undoing
  All the good I've done
  If you loved me
  Tell you what I would do
  Wrap the world in silver foil
  Bring it home to you.
  Lately I feel
  That I can't pretend
  I may never ever see
  The likes of you again
  I take a walk, I come back home
  Then I sit a spell
  Watch the ponies dance around
  The empty wishing well.
  Night has fallen
  I've said the things I did
  The only baby sleeping
  Is when I was a kid
  Do you remember
  When you were my friend?
  That's the way I'd like things
  Just like way back then.

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  Misunderstanding Maybeshow lyrics

  Misunderstanding Maybe

  Everything went wrong
  I'm sorry boys, I've got to let you go
  We've had some hard times
  And the long rain, it didn't show
  Hired hands, I've seen them come and go
  But you don't come much better
  Today's Blue Monday
  I just got a bad news letter
  This day has come
  The darkest cloud on our horizon
  My hands are tied down
  To that promise note I signed upon
  Always been this way
  It's the poor man who gets hurt
  All you ever work for
  Is to leave your footprints in the dirt
  You work your fingers to the bone
  The deed is done
  The fruit will fall to someone else's hand
  That's how the land lies
  Now we all know where we stand
  You'll have to walk away
  Don't let them see you running
  Today's Blue Monday
  I should have seen it coming
  You work your fingers to the bone
  If sweat and tears were all it took
  To make this valley green
  We'd be alright but now it's gone
  They've taken everything
  They say it's just an act of God
  And that's the way ill wind blows
  You've got thirty days to pack your bags
  Say goodbye, hit the road
  You work your fingers to the bone

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  Violetshow lyrics

  Violet

  they don't eat, don't sleep
  they don't feed, they don't seethe
  bare their gums when they moan and squeak
  lick the dirt off a larger one's feet
  they don't push, don't crowd
  congregate until they're much too loud
  fuck to procreate till they are dead
  drink the blood of their so called best friend
  they don't scurry when something bigger comes their way
  don't pack themselves together and run as one
  don't shit where they're not supposed to
  don't take what's not theirs, they don't compare
  they don't scam, don't fight
  don't oppress an equals given rights
  starve the poor so they can be well fed
  line their holes with the dead ones bread
  they don't scurry when something bigger comes their way
  don't pack themselves together and run as one
  don't shit where they're not supposed to
  don't take what's not theirs, they don't compare...
  they don't scurry when something bigger comes their way
  don't pack themselves together and run as one
  don't shit where they're not supposed to
  don't take what's not theirs, they don't compare...
  rats...they don't compare
  rats...they don't compare
  ben, the two of us need look no more
  ben, the two of us need look no more

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  Drivershow lyrics

  Driver

  I want to take you down to the river
  I want to wash the blood from your hands
  I want to make you see
  You belong to me
  You won't ever win
  I want to walk out over the water
  I want to tear my heart from my chest
  I want to change my face
  Wanna leave this place
  Start all over again
  Well don't you know
  You're wasted
  You got more than you asked for
  Wasted
  You walk in through the out door
  Oh, you're a lucky kid
  Wasted
  I want to turn you into a Corvette
  I want to drive you out of your mind
  I want to watch your face
  When you reach that place
  That you could never find
  I want to make you scream for mercy
  I want to break the silence within
  And take you to your knees
  Just like you did me
  And crawl around in your skin
  Oh don't you know
  Wasted
  You got more than you asked for
  Wasted
  You walk out through the in door
  Oh, you're a lucky kid
  Wasted
  Oh, you're a lucky kid
  Wasted
  You got more than you asked for
  Wasted
  You went in through the out door
  You tasted
  What you never had before
  You wasted everything
  And now you're such a bore
  Oh, you're a lucky kid
  Wasted
  Oh, cause I know what you did
  Wasted
  Oh, you're a lucky kid
  I got your number
  Oh, you get away with it.

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  Hello Meshow lyrics

  Hello Me

  (Michael McDonald)
  It's hard to bet your life on love
  When all we learn is how to keep on moving
  And the odds are never good enough
  For all we know, nothing lasts forever in this life
  Show me one thing that will never fade away
  What goes with the fall, returns with the spring
  This whole world is made that way
  Who's to know if love will stay
  [Chorus:]
  But there's nothing quite like this
  That I've ever known
  And I believe in it
  There's no way out of it
  I can't let go
  Because I believe in it
  We second guess the things we see
  When all too soon you know time will show
  If love was never meant to be
  Then we can't hide before too long
  We'll know if it was right
  Show me one thing that will never fade away
  What goes with the fall, returns with the spring
  This whole world is made that way
  Who's to know if love will stay

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  So Very Ordinaryshow lyrics

  So Very Ordinary

  I guess I am just...
  Torn between life or silence,
  As the pain in my eyes becomes to clear
  Destroyed! By the sounds so empty,
  Empty as the answer to my prayers
  God! You're still robbing my cradle,
  Your crawings for my love erased my mind
  I stand raped and lonely...
  Embrace the moment,
  My life in your hands
  Divine torment,
  As I feel the love I fear
  You push me aside and mock my tears
  Lifeless the passion, priceless the gain,
  Broken the heart, From a life insane
  Guilt is the spike,
  The thorn in my eye,
  Corroding the chains to an abusive mind
  Embrace the moment,
  My life in your hands
  Divine torment,
  As I feel the love I fear
  You push me aside and mock my tears
  Guilt is the spike,
  The thorn in my eye...
  With tired eyes I watch,
  Repeat itself,
  But the circle's incomplete
  Serrated blade cuts the noisome vein,
  And I drain myself from pain
  Embrace the moment,
  My life in your hands
  Divine torment,
  As I feel the love I fear
  You push me aside and mock my tears
  Lifeless the passion, priceless the gain,
  Broken the heart, From a life insane
  Guilt is the spike,
  The thorn in my eye,
  Corroding the chains to an abusive mind
  And I become one with myself...

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  No Regretsshow lyrics

  No Regrets

  This is a good tune! Oh yes you can bet it! It's a very good song, it has some delightful percussions and some trumpets from Heaven (even if it sounds some sort of Apocaliptic). You can note a remarkable influence of Bossa Nova rythms... This is one of those songs you can listen to for half an hour and don't get tired...

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  Williamshow lyrics

  William

  No stars in the sky, the night seems so dark around you.
  You won't say a word, and wonder why no one's found you,
  Waiting for love, praying for love again........
  Love's a heavy weight, give it to me don't hesitate.
  Love's a heavy thing, too heavy for one heart to bring me your love.
  Give me your love again, it's not your fault.
  One heart can never win it takes.
  Two hearts, two hearts just to hold love.
  Two hearts, two hearts just to hold your lo-o-o-o-o-ve.
  Your lo-o-o-o-o-ve.
  And if your heart should ache,
  Remember me.
  And if your heart should break.
  Two hearts, two hearts they can mend it.
  Heartache, heartaches can be ended by love, by love.
  Love's a heavy weight, give to me don't hesitate.
  Love's a heavy thing, too heavy for one heart to bring me your love.
  Give me your love again, It's not too late.
  One heart can never win, it takes two hearts.
  Two hearts, two hearts just to hold love
  Two hearts, two hearts just to hold your lo-o-o-o-o-ve
  Your lo-o-o-o-o-ve.

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  Plan Bshow lyrics

  Plan B

  Bum stiggedy bum stiggedy bum, hon, I got the old pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
  But I can fe-fi-fo-fum, diddly-bum, here I come
  So Peter Piper, I'm hyper than Pinochio's nose
  I'm the supercalafragilistic tic-tac pro
  I gave my oopsy, daisy, now you've got the crazy
  Crazy with the books, Googley-goo where's the gravy
  So one two, unbuckle my, um shoe
  Yabba Doo, hippity-hoo, crack a brew
  So trick or treat, smell my feet, yup I drippedy-dropped a hit
  So books get on your mark and spark that old censorship
  Drats and double drats, I smiggedy-smacked some whiz kids
  The boogedy-woogedly Brooklyn boy's about to get his, dig
  My waist bone's connected to my hip bone
  My hip bone's connected to my thigh bone
  My thigh bone's connected to my knee bone
  My knee bone's connected to my hardy-har-har-har
  The jibbedy-jabber jaw ja-jabbing at your funny bone, um
  Skip the ovaltine, I'd rather have a honeycomb
  Or preferably the sesame, Let's spiggedy-spark the blunts, um
  Dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun
  They want EFX, some live EFX
  They want EFX, some live EFX
  They want EFX, some live EFX
  Snap a neck for some live EFX
  Well I'll be darned, shiver me timbers, yo head for the hills
  I picked a weeping willow, and a daffodil
  So back up bucko or I'll pulverize McGruff
  'Cause this little piggy gets busy and stuff
  Arrivederci, heavens to mercy, honky tonk I get swift
  I caught a snuffleufagus and smoked a boogaloo spliff
  I got the nooks, the cranies, the nitty gritty fodey-doe
  All aboard, cast away, hey where's my boogaloo?
  Oh I'm steaming, agony
  Why's everybody always picking on me
  They call me Puddin' Tane, and rap's my game
  You ask me again and I'll t-tell you the same
  'Cause I'm the vulgar vegemintarian, so stick 'em up freeze
  So no Park sausages, Mom, please
  A-blitz shoots the breeze, twiddly-dee shoots his lip
  Crazy dazy shot the Sheriff, yup and I shot the gift
  And that's pretty sneaky, sis oh yep
  I got my socks off, my rocks off, my Nestle's cup of cocoa
  Holly hobby tried to slob me, tried to rob me silly stunt
  Diggedy-dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun
  They want EFX, some live EFX
  They want EFX, some live EFX
  They want EFX, some live EFX
  Snap a neck for some live EFX
  Yahoo, hidee-ho yup I'm coming around the stretch
  So here Fido boy, fetch, boy, fetch
  I got the rope-a-dope a slippery choker, look at me get raw
  And I'm the hickory-dickory top of morning boogoloo big jaw
  With the yippedy zippedy Winnie the Pooh bad boy blue,
  Yo crazy got the gusto, what up, I swing that too
  So nincompoop give a hoot and stomp a troop without a strain
  Like Roscoe B. Coltrane
  I spiggedy-spark a spiff and give a twist like Chubby Checker
  I take my Froot Loops with two scoops, make it double decker
  Oh Vince, the baby come to Papa Duke
  A babaloo, ooh, a babaloo boogedy boo
  I went from Gucci to Stussy, to fliggedy-flam a groupie
  To Zsa Zsa, to yibbedy-yabba dabba hoochie koochie
  Tally ho I-I'll take my Stove Top instead of potatoes, so
  Maybe I'll shoot 'em now, nope maybe I'll shoot 'em later, yep
  I used to have a dog and Bingo was his name oh, so uh
  B - I - N - G - O-oh
  You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, hon, so uh
  Dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun
  They want EFX, some live EFX
  They want EFX, some live EFX
  They want EFX, some live EFX
  Snap a neck for some live EFX

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  Skyshow lyrics

  Sky

  [Chorus:]
  And it's a long way down
  It's a long way down
  It's such a long way down
  to the place where we started from
  Yo, i'm still trying to figure out this Venus and mars thing
  But everytime I see you all I hear is a harp string
  We chilled last night
  I had to record this
  Listen to portishead
  Makin love in the forest
  Where not stuck in this orbit
  Its gonna work out for us
  So gorgeous like the voice of the woman gracing the chorus
  A newborn in its pure form
  Gentle and precious
  We connect on more than just mental
  Don't let this shit stress us
  I'm okay if you're okay
  I know it sounds clich

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  Wish I Could Beshow lyrics

  Wish I Could Be

  Te busque
  te busque
  a vos
  Con la cien
  de vino y temblor
  mano de
  botella sin voz
  perro fiel
  pegado al cord

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  In Piecesshow lyrics

  In Pieces

  When your day is long
  And the night
  And the night is your's alone
  When you think you've had enough
  Of this life
  Hang on
  Don't let yourself go
  'Cause everybody cries
  And everybody hurts
  Sometimes
  Sometimes everything is wrong
  Now it's time to sing along
  When your day is night hold on
  Hold on (hold on)
  If you feel like letting go
  (Hold on)
  If you're sure you've had too much
  Of this life
  Hang on
  'Cause everybody hurts
  Sometimes
  Take comfort in your friends
  And everybody hurts
  Don't blow your hand
  Oh-oh no
  Don't blow your hand
  If you feel like you're alone
  No, no, no, not alone
  If you're on your own
  In this life
  The days and nights are long
  You're sure you've had too much
  Of this life
  To hang on
  Yeah everybody hurts
  Sometimes
  Everybody cries
  Sometimes
  Everybody hurts
  Sometimes
  Everybody hurts sometimes
  So hold on, hold on
  Hold on, hold on
  Hold on, hold on
  Hold on, hold on
  To know you're not alone

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  That's My Bushshow lyrics

  That's My Bush

  He's the president in residence, he's kind of in charge
  He's got the whole Country sayin "That's my Bush!"
  Life is hard, that's the price of fame
  When you're president everyone knows your name.
  Hey what's that thing? It's my Bush!
  I can't believe he's actually in the Whitehouse
  THAT'S OUR MAN!

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  The Motivation Song

  yoor life is spinnin outta control,
  seems the whole world is out to get you
  everything is wrong
  nothin seems right
  theres a sinking feeling inside
  and your best friend has turned his back
  but ya cant let it bring ya down
  no youve got to fight!
  cause ya try but ya cant let go
  its when ya down that ya gotta get up
  dont let em walk all over your face
  stand up for yourself and make everything right again
  even if some guys trying to blackmail you and your girlfriend thinks you suck
  its up to you to let em know that it was just all part of some rich guys evil plan
  look out ahead theres a truck changing lanes
  you got yellow crumbs on your upper lip
  and those warts on your dick arent gunna go away

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  Warts On Your Dickshow lyrics

  Warts On Your Dick

  FUCK!!!
  Your life is spinning out of control
  Seems the whole world is out to get you
  Everything is wrong, nothing seems right-eh
  There's a sinking feeling inside-eh
  Even your best friend has turned his back
  But-cha can't let it bring ya down, no you've gotta fight-eyy
  Coz you’ve tried but ya can’t let go
  It’s when you’re down that ya gotta get up-eh
  Don’t let em walk all over your face-a
  Stand up for yourself and make everything right again
  Even if some guys trying to blackmail you
  And your girlfriend thinks you suck
  It’s up to you to let them know
  That it was all just part of some rich guy’s evil plan
  Look out ahead there’s a truck changing lanes
  You've got some yellow crumbs on your upper lip
  And those warts on your dick aren’t gonna go away

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  What Would Brian Boitano Do?show lyrics

  What Would Brian Boitano Do?

  What would Brian Boitano do
  If he was here right now?
  He'd make a plan, and he'd follow through,
  That's what Brian Boitano'd do!
  When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics
  Skating for the gold,
  He two Salchows and a triple Lutz
  Wearing a blindfold
  When Brian Boitano was in the Alps
  Fighting grizzly bears,
  He used his magical fire breath
  And saved the maidens fair
  So what would Brian Boitano do
  If he was here today?
  I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two,
  That's what Brian Boitano'd do!
  When Brian Boitano travelled through time
  To the year 3010,
  He fought the evil robot king
  And saved us all again
  And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
  He beat up Kubla Khan,
  'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody!
  No, Brian! Those chicken wings are really spicy! Don't eat those!
  I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
  I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
  I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
  I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
  I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
  I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
  I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
  Brian Boitano was born
  On the planet of Kryluck
  He came to earth to save us all
  From war and death and such!
  Hi de lo de hi de lay!
  Brian Boitano's here!
  So round up all your lasses,
  And tell them to have no fear!
  Say, come over here my honey,
  And you're gonna take off my pants,
  And I'm gonna make dirty love to you,
  'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!

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  I Am Chewbaccashow lyrics

  I Am Chewbacca

  I sit in a yellow cubicle
  And I type at an orange screen
  And I'll get a raise next Tuesday
  If I can keep my office clean
  The women here ignore me
  They call me "Scrawny Dan"
  But that's because they don't know me
  They don't know who I really am
  I am Chewbacca
  I am a wookie
  I fight the empire
  I fix the robots
  Don't fucking cross me
  I am Chewbacca
  In need of no one
  In want of nothing
  I am Chewbacca
  I have no home
  My home is where
  My spirit goes
  Don't fucking taunt me
  'Cause I'm Chewbacca
  I'll rip your arms off
  I'll kill your friends
  I think about my home planet
  When I'm in the conference room
  I wear a coat and tie
  But my heart is filled with gloom
  'Cause that faggot on the Death Star
  Would like to see me dead
  Someday I'll tear off his black helmet
  And take a dump on his fuckin' head
  I am Chewbacca
  I am a wookie
  I fight the empire
  On the Millenium Falcon
  You want a piece of me?
  You want a piece of Chewbacca?
  I'm eight feet tall
  I'll kick your ass
  I am Chewbacca
  I've got no home
  My home is where
  My spirit goes
  You can all fuck off
  I am Chewbacca
  Kiss my ass
  Eat shit motherfucker
  Motherfucker
  Motherfucker

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  Let's Build A Snowmanshow lyrics

  Let's Build A Snowman

  Sometimes, the world is black.
  And tears run from your eyes.
  And maybe we'll all get really sick.
  And maybe we'll all die.
  So...
  Let's build a snowman!
  We can make him our best friend.
  We can name him Tom or we can name him George!
  We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall.
  Snowman!
  He'll have a happy face, a happy smile, a happy point of view.
  If you build me a snowman, then I'll build one for you.
  So, let's build a snowman!
  We can make him our best friend.
  We can name him Bob or we can name him Beowulf!
  We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall.
  Snowman!
  Hey!
  (Tapdance solo)
  He'll have a happy face, a happy smile, a happy point of view.
  If you build me a snowman, then I'll build one for you.

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  Hell Isn't Goodshow lyrics

  Hell Isn't Good

  Little boy, you're going to hell!
  You said bad words, threw rocks at the bird
  And now, this is your hotel!
  You ain't going back, this ain't Disneyland, it's HELL!
  Little boy, it's time for you to pay!
  For hurting that bird, and not going to church
  And staring at boobs everyday
  Now you must stand in HELL!
  Hell isn't good, Hell isn't good, HELL!
  No, Hell isn't good, Hell isn't good, HELL!
  Adolf Hitler: Something in German..
  George Burns: Hey fuckface, have you seen Gracie?
  Mahatma Ghandi: There is orderliness the universe

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  Hang The Bastardshow lyrics

  Hang The Bastard

  Hang the bastard, hang him high.
  Hoist his body to the sky.
  It's as nice as a day can be.
  Won't you come to the hanging with me?
  Hang the bastard, hang him high.
  Hoist his body to the sky.
  It's as nice as a day can be.
  Won't you come to the hanging with me?
  Hang the bastard, hang him well.
  Send his sorry soul to hell.
  When his neckbone snaps we'll know.
  When the cannibal won't be killing anymore.
  His face will turn red,
  Then purple, then blue.
  We'll watch from up here
  To get a good view.
  And when his eyes bug out we'll know,
  It's the end of him
  And the end of the show!
  So hang the bastard, hang him with cheer.
  We'll make some hot dogs
  And drink a few beers.
  And when his tongue rolls out we'll know,
  It's the end of the show
  And we all can go home!
  But not till we hang the bastard, hang him here.
  The most exciting thing this town has seen in years.
  When his body stops jerking we'll know,
  It's the end of him, it's the end of him,
  It's the end of him,
  And the end of the show.
  [Cowbell solo]
  So hang the bastard, hang him high.
  Kiss his guilty butt goodbye.
  It's as nice as a day can be.
  Won't you come to the hanging with me?
  His veins will pop out all over his head.
  We'll tickle his armpits to make sure he's dead.
  And when his tongue rolls out we'll know,
  It's the end of him and we all can go home!
  But not till we
  Hang the bastard, hang him high.
  Hoist his body to the sky.
  When his body stops jerking we'll know,
  It's the end of him, it's the end of him,
  It's the end of him!
  Let's get on with the show!

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  Everyone Has AIDSshow lyrics

  Everyone Has AIDS

  Everyone has AIDS!
  AIDS AIDS AIDS!
  AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!
  Everyone has AIDS!
  And so this is the end of our story
  And everyone is dead from AIDS
  It took from me my best friend
  My only true pal
  My only bright star
  (He died in AIDS!)
  Well I'm gonna march on Washington
  Lead the fight and charge the brigades
  Their's a hero inside of all of us
  I'll make them see everyone has AIDS
  My father...AIDS!
  My sister...AIDS!
  My uncle and my cousin and her best friends...AIDS AIDS AIDS!
  The gays and straights and the whites and the spades!
  Everyone has AIDS!
  My grandma and my dog old blue (AIDS AIDS AIDS!)
  The pope has got it and so do you (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!)
  Come on everybody we got quiltin' to do (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!)
  We're gonna break down these barricades... Everyone has...
  AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS

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  David Kelley Tv Warriorshow lyrics

  David Kelley Tv Warrior

  David Kelley, TV Warrior
  David Kelley, TV Wa-ar
  Da-vid Kelley is a television write-ah
  Wri-tin songs like the Beatles and Chicago...
  He's married to Michelle Pfeiffer
  I wish that I were David Kelley, 'cause he's unstoppable
  He could write a comedy or a drama
  ... David Kelley
  ... David Kelley
  ... David Kelley
  David Kelley, TV Warrior
  David Kelley, TV Wa-ar
  It was called Lake Placid, and it sucked
  That's why I started writing for TV,
  That's why I say he's a God not a man
  ... David Kelley
  ... David Kelley
  ... David Kelley
  David Kelley, TV Warrior
  David Kelley, TV Wa-ar
  David's back with a video show
  TV airs tonight another David Kelley show
  Put the channels up and what do you know?
  David Kelley's name again the man's out of control!
  I wish I had that dicipline and level of self-control
  That's why David Kelley's rich and the rest of us are poor!
  ... David Kelley
  ... David Kelley
  ... David Kelley
  Yo, yo, yo
  David Kelley, TV Warrior
  David Kelley, TV Warrior
  David Kelley, TV Warrior
  David Kelley, TV Warrior
  [Indian yell]
  David Kelley, TV Warrior

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  Chewbaccashow lyrics

  Chewbacca

  I sit in a yellow cubicle
  And I type at an orange screen
  And I'll get a raise next Tuesday
  If I can keep my office clean
  The women here ignore me
  They call me Scrawny Dan
  But that's because they don't know me
  They don't know who I really am
  I am Chewbacca
  I am a wookie
  I fight the empire
  I fix the robots
  Don't fucking cross me
  I am Chewbacca
  In need of no one
  In want of nothing
  I am Chewbacca
  I have no home
  My home is where
  My spirit goes
  Don't fucking taunt me
  'Cause I'm Chewbacca
  I'll rip your arms off
  I'll kill your friends
  I think about my home planet
  When I'm in the conference room
  I wear a coat and tie
  But my heart is filled with gloom
  'Cause that faggot on the Death Star
  Would like to see me dead
  Someday I'll tear off his black helmet
  And take a dump on his fuckin' head
  I am Chewbacca
  I am a wookie
  I fight the empire
  On the Millenium Falcon
  You want a piece of me?
  You want a piece of Chewbacca?
  I'm eight feet tall
  I'll kick your ass
  I am Chewbacca
  I've got no home
  My home is where
  My spirit goes
  You can all fuck off
  I am Chewbacca
  Kiss my ass
  Eat shit motherfucker
  Motherfucker
  Motherfucker

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  Shpadoinkleshow lyrics

  Shpadoinkle

  The sky is blue and all the leaves are green.
  The sun's as warm as a baked potato.
  I think I know precisely what I mean,
  When I say it's a shpadoinkle day.
  And as I ride with my girl,
  She's my best friend in the whole world!
  We'll move along, set our goals high
  With eyes full of hope as we aim for the...
  Sky is blue and all the leaves are green.
  My heart's as full as a baked potato.
  I think I know precisely what I mean,
  When I say it's a shpadoinkle day!

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  Sgt. Bakershow lyrics

  Sgt. Baker

  Sgt. Baker is my name, and I'm gonna teach you how to play the game
  Of warfare!
  Suddenly, it appears to me, you got a bit much dignity
  For your own good, boy (Yes sir. Yes sir.)
  I will rape your personality
  Pummel you with my own philosophy
  Strip you of your self-integrity
  And make you all just a bit like ME!
  Shake it to the right...
  Shake it to the left (Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa)
  Shake it to the right...
  Shake it to the left...
  Right...
  Shake it to the left (Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa)
  Shake it to the right...
  Shake it to the le-e-e-e-eft. Yeah!
  Sgt. Baker, here again, and if you calls me "Puddin' Tame"
  I'll stomp you down boy! (...Uh huh)
  Steers and queers! Steers and queers! Where you come from there's just steers and queers,
  And you ain't got no horns, boy! (Yes sir. Yess ssir.)
  I will rape your personality
  Pummel you with my own philosophy
  Strip you of your self-integrity
  And make you all just a bit like ME!
  Shake it to the right...
  Shake it to the left (Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa)
  Shake it to the right...
  Shake it to the left...
  Right...
  Shake it to the left (Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa)
  Shake it to the right...
  Shake it to the le-e-e-e-eft. Yeah!
  Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa
  Whoa!
  Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa
  Whoa!
  Sgt. Baker, one more time. I'd like to tell ya that your ass is mine.
  'Cause it's a mighty fine ass, boy! (uh huh)
  Been surrounded by men since I was ten; I haven't felt it with a woman since I don't know when.
  But you'd better hit the showers, boy! (Yes sir. Yess ssir.)
  I will rape your personality
  Pummel you with my own philosophy
  Strip you of your self-integrity
  And make you all just a bit like ME!
  Shake it to the right...
  Shake it to the left (Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa)
  Shake it to the right...
  Shake it to the left
  (unh unh) Right...
  Shake it to the left (Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa)
  Shake it to the right...
  Shake it to the le-e-e-e-eft.
  I said Right...
  Shake it to the left (Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa)
  Shake it to the right...
  Shake it to the left (Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa)
  Right...
  Shake it to the left (Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa)
  Shake it to the right...

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  Living a Lieshow lyrics

  Living a Lie

  All you player haters suckin' on my jimmy (Timmy)
  Bet nobody knows what kind of blow to give me (Tim-my)
  You can accept that this you didn't even try (Livin' a lie)
  'Cause you know that we're the baddest band alive (Haaaaaaah)
  So don't be fuckin' and just let your tushy shimmy (Timmy)
  Tell you a magic tip: my hat gets all swimmy (Tim-my)
  We're sick of hearin' boy band whine (Livin' a lie)
  The Lords are here to climax in your eye (Wack, man)
  (Timmy timmy, livin' a lie!)
  Love brings lies
  (Timmyyy!)
  Stylin's gonna win me an Emmy (Timmy)
  Standin' up like Bruce Willis and Demi (Tim-my)
  We're the Lords from the Land of Noise (Haaaaaaah)
  We rock the hizouse and we'll never ever die (Haaaaaaah)
  We'll be in the corner booth puffin' like a chimney (Timmy)
  With all the ladies grabbin' hold of my beanie (Tim-my)
  On a power chord munch we try hard (Livin' a lie)
  Lords of the Underworld putting the Kool Whip on your bike.
  (Timmy timmy, livin' a lie!)
  Lies bring hate
  (Timmyyy! …Livin' a lie! Timmy livin' a lie!)
  Love brings lies
  Lies bring hate
  Hate brings fear
  Fear brings love
  Love brings lies
  Lies bring hate
  Hate brings fear
  Fear brings...
  The sun is down; the ending of another day (Timmy)
  The night has come, and it's time for all the Lords to play (Tim-my)
  Let's live it up and let the teams sport a bike (livin a lie)
  The underworld is filled with love; it's not such a bad place
  This is the way I like my dream because it fits me well (Timmy)
  If it were up to me the world would be a little bit more like hell (...Timmy)
  Because the world I see before me has far too much pain (livin' a lie)
  And the Lords are the only thing that keep me sane (Haaaaah)
  (Timmy timmy, livin' a lie!)
  Love brings lies (Timmih!)
  Lies bring hate
  Hate brings fear (Timmih!)
  Fear brings love (Timmih!)
  Love brings lies (Timmih!)
  Lies bring hate (Timmih!)
  --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  .................Timmih Timmih
  Hate brings fear ..............
  --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  Timmih Timmih Timmih Timmih
  Fear__ brings_ love __ ............
  --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  Livin a lie! Livin a lie! Livin a lie! Livin a lie!
  Love ____ brings___ lies ____ ..............
  --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  Timmih Timmih Timmih Timmih
  Lies __ bring__ hate__ ...........
  --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  Timmih Timmih Timmih! Timmih! Timmih! Timmih! Timmih!

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  Now You're A Manshow lyrics

  Now You're A Man

  HEY!
  what makes a man, is it the power in his hands?
  is it his quest for glory?
  Give it all you've got, to fight to the top.
  so we can know your story.
  now you're a man, a man, man, man.
  now you're a man, a manly, manly man.
  a man, man, man.
  you are now a man, you're a man.
  now you're a man.
  [Guitar solo.]
  LIVE IT, LIVE IT!
  what makes a man, is it the woman in his arms?
  just cause she has big titties?
  or is it the way, he fights every day?
  No, it's probably the titties.
  now you're a man, a man, man, man.
  now you're a ma-man, a ma-ma-ma-ma-man
  now you're a man, M-A-N man, man.
  man, man, maan.
  now you're a man.

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  Montageshow lyrics

  Montage

  The hours approaching to give it your best,
  you've got to reach your prime,
  that's when you need to put yourself to the test,
  and show us a passage of time,
  we're gonna need a montage! (Montage!)
  ooh it takes a montage! (Montage!)
  Show lots of things happenin' at once,
  remind everyone of whats going on, (Whats going on!)
  And with every shot, show a little improvement,
  to show it all would take too long
  That's called a montage! (Montage!)
  Do it with a montage! (Montage!)
  In anything you want to go,
  from just a beginner to a pro,
  you need a montage! (Montage!)
  Even Rocky had a montage! (Montage!)
  (Montage!)
  (Montage!)
  In anything you want to go,
  from just a beginner to a pro,
  you need a montage! (Montage!)
  ooh it takes a montage! (Montage!)
  Always fade out in a montage...
  If you fade out it seems like more time has passed in a montage...

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  America, Fuck Yeahshow lyrics

  America, Fuck Yeah

  America...
  America...
  America, FUCK YEAH!
  Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
  America, FUCK YEAH!
  Freedom is the only way yeah,
  Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer to:
  America, FUCK YEAH!
  So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
  America, FUCK YEAH!
  What you going to do when we come for you now,
  it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow
  FUCK YEAH!
  McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
  Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
  The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
  Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
  NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
  Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
  The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
  Slavery, FUCK YEAH!
  FUCK YEAH!
  Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
  Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
  Porno, FUCK YEAH!
  Valium, FUCK YEAH!
  Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
  Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
  Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
  Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
  Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
  Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)
  Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
  White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
  The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
  Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
  Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
  Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
  Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
  Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
  Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
  Republicans (republicans)
  (fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
  Sportsmanship

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  A God's Lieshow lyrics

  A God's Lie

  A book you lay your life down for
  The word of God disturbed through
  Time has no essence
  Commanding spirits
  Outrageous holy scriptures
  Your God's forgiving nature a fallacy
  This God condemned you for life
  You live a life of a slave to a book
  A book you call the The Truth
  Of all lies you're brainwashed
  Wake up and smell the void
  Collection of lies and fables
  Mend you life
  Selection of the one true lord
  Will save you life
  Salvation and praising the likes of
  Your one true god
  A rat race to religious supremacy
  Of this lyring God
  I am not afraid to
  Expose these lies about you
  I am not afraid to
  Deny your existence
  A forceful acceptance
  Undeniable decadence
  You Will Die in this world of yours
  In search of light through you blinded
  Eyes of the God unfaithful lot
  Fuck you holy scriptures
  Dead inside and crucified
  Wake up and smell the void
  A baseless stand of propoganda
  Supported by a broken crutch of faith
  Hate and scorned I loathe your kind
  You cling to your God for your dear life
  A righteous spirit I'd love to see
  Bleed before me and cry for mercy
  You are a character in a fucking lie
  You live a fucking lie
  It's time to tear down the walls
  A god's Lie
  Your God's Lie
  A God's Lie
  Your God's a fucking Lie.
  Collection of lies and fables
  Mend you life
  Selection of the one true lord
  Will save you life
  Salvation and praising the likes of
  Your one true god
  A rat race to religious supremacy
  Of this lyring God
  I am not afraid to
  Expose these lies about you
  I am not afraid to