Plot
When given a demonic present by their black sheep nephew two kindly old grannies are transformed into demons who proceed to gorily knock-off their greedy relatives.
Keywords: alcohol, aunt-nephew-relationship, aunt-niece-relationship, belgian, belgium, birthday, birthday-cake, birthday-party, birthday-present, blood
Grandma, What a Big Mouth You Have!
Going to grannies was never like this. They just love their grandchildren... well done!
Grandmother, What Big Teeth You Have!
Plot
On his deathbed Tudor-king Henry VIII remembers his long reign and especially the crucial part his six marriages played in it, without producing the male heir he desired most to prevent civil wars for the succession as England suffered before his father's ascent. His first queen, Spanish princess Kathryn of Aragon, had one fatal flaw: her children died, except daughter Mary, so he pressed Rome for an annulment, and when that failed out went cardinal Wolsey as chief minister and Henry made himself head of the Church of England instead of the papacy and married Anne Boleyn. When she too failed to produce a male heir, just princess Elisabeth, he had her head roll for 'infidelity'. The third queen, gentle Jane Seymour, died giving birth to sickly prince Edward. For diplomatic reasons Henry married minor princes Anne of Cleves, whose utter lack of female charms causes another annulment and the fall of Thomas Cromwell, who recommended her. Fifth is the lovely Catherine Howard, cousin of Anne Boleyn, but again childless and found to have been carnal with servants before and after her royal marriage, so also decapitated. Finally Catherine Parr, a young widow, stands at his deathbed.
Keywords: adultery, anne-boleyn, anne-of-cleaves, archbishop-of-canterbury, british-royal-family, burned-at-the-stake, caesarean-birth, caesaropapism, catherine-howard, catherine-of-aragon
Henry VIII: Wait, Anne. Only wait.::Anne Boleyn: Ah, then farewell to my young looks!
Thomas Cromwell: Your Grace.::Henry VIII: Whom can a man trust in this world when there is nothing real in it?::[showing Cromwell a miniature portrait of Anne of Cleves]::Henry VIII: Is this a true likeness?::Thomas Cromwell: Yes, sire, I think.::Henry VIII: Where are the great pits in her face?::Thomas Cromwell: She has a queenly manner, I think, sire.::Henry VIII: I like her not!::[shoving and shaking Cromwell]::Henry VIII: She is nothing fair and I like her not!
Thomas Cromwell: It lies within my power to make Your Majesty still more prosperous yet.::Henry VIII: But how would I ever reward you, Crom? You have it all: the Privy Seal, the Garter, Vicar General, the earldom of Essex and Lord Chamberlain. What more could I do for you?::Thomas Cromwell: Your Grace might box my head at times.::Henry VIII: [gives a huge laugh and playfully slaps Cromwell on the face] That would not be seemly. But I'm keeping his Lordship from his business.
Thomas Cromwell: Cromwell walks into the council chamber"You where in a great hurry gentlemen to begin without me"::Norfolk: As Cromwell is about to take his seat at the council table"Cromwell do not sit there.There is no place for you,traitors do not sit with gentlemen."::Thomas Cromwell: Cromwell mumbles "I'm no traitor"::Thomas Cromwell: Cromwell flings down his cap in rage and screams in a loud voice,"Upon your conscience am I a traitor?"::Thomas Cromwell: Cromwell tries to run out of the chamber but the guards seize him"Let me speak to the King"::Norfolk: The guards fling Cromwell up to the table facing The Duke of Norfolk,"No, Cromwell, but by your own law that no man accused of treason may attend his grace.Send to his house to take inventory,take him!"::Suffolk: As Cromwell is about to be led away,Suffolk walks slowly up to Cromwell, "Wait"Suffolk and the rest of the council except Cranmer who is disgusted,tear Cromwell's decorations from his person and give him a beating and a bloody nose.::Suffolk: Now take him away.
Plot
Albert is an inn owner who vowed never to drink again if he and his wife survived the war. They did, and the reformed alcoholic keeps his vow. But times have changed and soon after the war, Albert comes in contact with Gabriel, a young man prone to heavy bouts with the bottle. Gabriel is conflicted over visiting his young daughter in a nearby school and in a moment of nostalgia, Albert takes off with him on one major binge -- and havoc results.
Keywords: 1950s, abstinence, aerial-bombing, alcohol-abuse, alcoholic, alcoholic-drink, alcoholic-relapse, alcoholism, animal-in-title, based-on-novel
(We Can't Tell What Happened The Morning After...) But Oh! What Happened The Night Before!
The Story of Two Very Uncommon Men...With One Purpose in Common!
Plot
Hitchhiker Johnny McBride is badly hurt and loses his memory when the car he is riding in crashes. Two years later, a clue leads him to his old home town, where he finds he is a murder suspect. Johnny tries to discover the truth about the murder, while pursued by gangsters and several seductive women.
Keywords: amnesia, based-on-novel, femme-fatale
Johnny: Nobody knows where I come from, not even me.
Laurie: So when we leaving, honey?::Johnny: I'm leaving now. [kisses her] I'm traveling light. [throws her at Chuck] Here, Chuck, it's all yours!
Johnny: Do you know me?::Carol: What gave you that idea?::Johnny: You were looking at me as if you did.::Carol: Couple of gals were staring at you. All I did was follow their eyes and hit you. I couldn't very well miss... such a big target.
Logan: Blonde wasn't the word for it. Honey-blonde, and real. And it didn't come out of any bottle.
Troy: [(with door on latch)] I'll bet your name is Johnny McBride.::Johnny: You win.::Troy: [opening door] So do you.
Gardiner may be:
Sir John Eliot Gardiner CBE FKC (born 20 April 1943, Fontmell Magna, Dorset, England) is an English conductor. He founded the Monteverdi Choir (1964), the English Baroque Soloists (1975) and the Orchestre Révolutionnaire et Romantique (1989). Gardiner has recorded over 250 albums with these and other musical ensembles, most of which have been published by Deutsche Grammophon and Philips Classics. Gardiner is most famous for his interpretations of Baroque music on period instruments with the Monteverdi Choir and the English Baroque Soloists, but his repertoire and discography are not limited to early music. With the Orchestre Révolutionnaire et Romantique Gardiner has performed a wide range of Classical and Romantic music, including many works of Hector Berlioz and all of Beethoven's symphonies. A recording of the third symphony of the latter was used in a dramatisation by the BBC of Beethoven's writing of that symphony. Gardiner has served as chief conductor of the North German Radio Symphony Orchestra and has appeared as guest conductor with such major orchestras as the Berlin Philharmonic, Boston Symphony Orchestra, Chicago Symphony Orchestra, Cleveland Orchestra, London Symphony Orchestra, Philharmonia, Royal Concertgebouw Orchestra, and Vienna Philharmonic.
John Roger Stephens (born December 28, 1978), better known by his stage name John Legend, is an American singer-songwriter and actor. He has won nine Grammy Awards, and in 2007, he received the special Starlight award from the Songwriters Hall of Fame.
Prior to the release of his debut album, Stephens' career gained momentum through a series of successful collaborations with multiple established artists. Stephens added his voice to those of other artists, assisting in them reaching chart-topper hits. He lent his voice to Kanye West's All of the Lights, on Slum Village's "Selfish" and Dilated Peoples' "This Way". Other artists included Jay-Z's "Encore", and he sang backing vocals on Alicia Keys' 2003 song "You Don't Know My Name" and Fort Minor's "High Road." Stephens played piano on Lauryn Hill's "Everything Is Everything."
Stephens was born on December 28, 1978, in Springfield, Ohio. He is the son of Phyllis, a seamstress, and John Mills, a factory worker and former National Guardsman. Throughout his childhood, Stephens was homeschooled on and off by his mother. At the age of four, he began playing the piano and at the age of seven, he performed with his church choir. When he was ten, his parents divorced, causing his mother to suffer a breakdown. At the age of 12, Stephens attended North High School, from which he graduated four years later. He graduated salutatorian.
Colbie Marie Caillat (i/ˈkoʊlbi kəˈleɪ/; born May 28, 1985) is an American pop singer-songwriter and acoustic guitarist from Malibu, California. She debuted in 2007 with Coco, which included hit singles "Bubbly" and "Realize". In 2008, she recorded a duet with Jason Mraz, "Lucky", which won a Grammy. Caillat released her second album, Breakthrough, in August 2009. Breakthrough was nominated for Best Pop Vocal Album at the 2010 Grammy Awards. She was also part of the group that won Album of the Year at the 2010 Grammys for her background vocals and writing on Taylor Swift's Fearless album. She has sold over six million albums worldwide and sold over 10 million singles. In 2009, Billboard magazine's 94th-best-selling music artist of the 2000–2009 decade.
Caillat was born in Malibu, California, and grew up in Newbury Park, California. Her father, Ken Caillat, co-produced Fleetwood Mac's Rumours (1977) and Tusk (1979) albums. When she was an infant, her parents gave her the nickname "Coco", which she would later name her debut album. Caillat took piano lessons as a child, but lacked significant inspiration until she turned 11 years old, when she became enthralled with Lauryn Hill's performance in Sister Act 2. She realized that she wanted to be a singer, and began taking vocal lessons, performing onstage for the first time in sixth grade. Since then she has covered the Roberta Flack song that Lauryn Hill immortalized, "Killing Me Softly", and Hill's own[citation needed] "Tell Him" (an import bonus song from her solo debut album).
Pharrell Williams (born April 5, 1973), commonly known simply as Pharrell, is an American rapper, singer, record producer, composer, and fashion designer. Williams and Chad Hugo make up the record production duo The Neptunes, producing hip hop and R&B music. He is also the lead vocalist and drummer of hip-hop band N.E.R.D, which he formed with Hugo and childhood friend Shay Haley. He released his first single "Frontin'" in 2003 and followed up with his first album In My Mind in 2006.
As part of The Neptunes, Williams has produced numerous hit singles for various musicians. The two have earned three Grammy Awards amongst ten nominations. He is also the co-founder of the clothing brands Billionaire Boys Club and Ice Cream Clothing. He is a member of the supergroup V.A. Playaz with Fam-Lay, Clipse, Skillz, Missy Elliott, and Timbaland & Magoo.
Pharrell Williams was born on April 5, 1973, in Virginia Beach, Virginia, the eldest of three sons of Carolyn, a teacher, and Pharaoh Williams, a handyman. He met Chad Hugo in a seventh-grade summer band camp where Williams played the keyboards and drums and Hugo played tenor saxophone. They were also both members of a marching band; Williams played the snare drum while Chad was student conductor. With Hugo, Williams attended Princess Anne High School where they played in the school band; there he got the name Skateboard P.
don't even be like that - try not to take it in - cause all that you'll hold will break down, whatcha doing, doing to me well i've heard it all before, every day just a little bit better, every day just a little bit more, well i don't mind the things that i've heard today and i don't mind the things i've seen, gonna sit right here on my brand new porch cause this house is good enough for me, (51 - 51 gardner) it's a nice house i don't need much it's got a welfare little porch, i can sit there all day and still have fun you don't see what's great about it you don't see what holds it up but in the winter time it snows a lot in boston and when it does well i'm in luck, well i'm walking softly knocking softly didn't mean to bother if you need me i'm right down the hall, well you said it was alright, but it's nothing to write home about well if it's no fun why do it at all across your house in a big red house they're causing trouble making too much noise but the timing wasn't right no the timing wasn't right hit the stop, hit the
crawling all around those little fuckers try to hide from us so i bomb'em, smash 'em, stomp their eggs, and i gather them all right up well i put 'em in a can set it to flames (yeah that's the stuff) but the landlord's to blame yeah joe's to blame and i'm sure he's had enough, walking softly knocking softly didn't mean to bother if you need me i'm right down the hall well you said it was all right but it's nothing to write home about well if it's no fun why do it at all across your house in a big red house they're causing trouble making too much noise but the timing wasn't right no the timing wasn't right, hit the stop, hit the, don't even be like that - try not to take it in - cause all that you'll hold will break down