Healthy, Wealthy and Dumb (1938)

Actors

• Bobby Burns (actor)
• Larry Fine (actor)
• Curly Howard (actor)
• Moe Howard (actor)
• Bud Jamison (actor)
• James C. Morton (actor)
• Jean Carmen (actress)
• Earlene Heath (actress)
• Lucille Lund (actress)
• Jules White (producer)
• Searle Kramer (writer)
• Searle Kramer (writer)
• Del Lord (director)
• Charles Nelson (editor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Taglines:

Larry Lets On It's "LOVELY!" (original poster)
Moe Murmers It's "MARVELOUS!" (original poster)
Curly Calls It "COLOSSAL!" (original poster)

Quotes:

Curly Howard: [a bathtub is behind a door that they open] Ohhhh, a rowboat.::Larry: A rowboat, you're crazy. That's a horse troph.::Moe: Rowboat, horse troph. In a hotel? That's a bathtub, you imbeciles. Go take a bath.::Larry: But we can't. It ain't spring yet.::Moe: Oh yes it is. See the pretty grass?::Larry: [looks toward the bathtub] Where?::Moe: [Moe shoves him in and closes the door. Curly giggles] You're next.::Curly Howard: But I had a bath.::Moe: When?::Curly Howard: July 14, 1910. I was too young to fight about it then.::Moe: What are you gonna do now?::Curly Howard: Take a bath.

Curly Howard: [Curly reads a telegram of their prize money and sees that taxes reduced their prise money into $4.95] Nyaaaaa... [faints, Larry grabs it. Reads it]::Larry: They'll put us in jail! [faints, Moe grabs it]::Hotel Costa Plente room service: Did he say jail?::Moe: No, Yale. He's got a brother in college with two heads. They got him in a bottle. [Looks at the telegram for a second and flinches]::Hotel Costa Plente room service: Is something wrong?::Moe: Nothing. The figures stagger me.::Hotel Costa Plente room service: And so will your bill.

Curly Howard: [Thinks the canopy bed is a bunk bed, steps up Moe to get to the top. Feels it] I'll be able to sleep up here for a week, this bed is so soft. Give me a call for Wednesday. [Lays on his back and then the bed collapses]

Moe: [Drinks a whole bottle of champagne. Followed by a faint rumbling noise] This bottle sounds flat.::Moe: Try another.::Curly Howard: [gets a bottle of champagne from the tray] I'll sharpen this one up. [Shakes it, then opens it with foam squirting out. Curly puts it in his mouth and champagne sprays out of his ears. Then stops after a while] Boy, did I sharpen that bottle.

Moe: [picks up a glass] A toast.::Larry: [picks up a glass] A toast.::Curly Howard: [picks up air] A toast. [Sees that there is no glass] Roses are red, violets are blue, there's no glass for me, so hot cakes to you. Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk. [Moe and Larry throw pancakes onto his face]

Moe: If you want to cheat, cheat fair.

Hotel Manager: This bed goes back to Henry the Eighth.::Curly Howard: That's nothing. We had a bed that went back to Sears Roebuck the Third.

Curly Howard: Roses are red, and violets are blue, try Stick-Fast glue, and you'll be stuck to, oh boy I got it, if I make the best slogan I'll win a lot of money!::Moe: Oh your crazy, you've been sending those in for weeks, nobody ever wins those.::Larry: Yeah, why don't you play cards and prove your mind? What there is of it.::Curly Howard: See the money I get!

Moe: [putting a pancake on the center plate] There's that chip, I call. What do ya got?::Larry: [laying down his hand] Just four aces.::Moe: [slams his hand on the table] And me with four kings again.::Larry: [taking the pancakes] Well it must be beginner's luck.::Moe: I can't understand it, everyday you have beginner's luck.::Larry: [getting up to reach for the syrup] Well its just one of those things you know...::Moe: [grabs Larry by the hair and looks on his chair and sees a lot of aces] You want to cheat, cheat fair, anything I hate is a crookin' crook.::[Moe shakes Larry and more aces fall out of his coat]::Moe: [slaps Larry in the head and then sits down to eat the pancakes] My beginner's luck, huh, huh, huh.

Larry: [carrying a boiling kettle] I got it! Hot water always melts glue.::[Moe begins thrashing as Larry holds him and pours the water onto his mouth]::Moe: [angry] What do you think I am, a lobster? Tryin' to boil me alive?::Larry: [while being slapped in the head by Moe] Well, hot water always melts glue!

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Dismembered Virgin Limbs - Gorelord

Dismember virgin limbs
carving deep in flesh
graphic violent death for GORE & HORROR
the passion grows stronger for each unholy day