A Lesson with John (2012)

Actors

• John McEnroe (actor)
• Michael D. Ratner (actor)
• Michael D. Ratner (director)
• Michael D. Ratner (producer)
• Michael D. Ratner (writer)
• Matthew Hirschhorn (producer)
• Scott H. Ratner (producer)
• Kim Cea (actress)
• Sean Paulsen (composer)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Taglines:

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional.

You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)

Actors

• Kevin Nealon (actor)
• Chris Rock (actor)
• Dennis Dugan (actor)
• Kevin James (actor)
• John McEnroe (actor)
• Dave Matthews (actor)
• Kevin Cannon (actor)
• Shelley Berman (actor)
• John Farley (actor)
• Sayed Badreya (actor)
• Barry Livingston (actor)
• Ian Fisher (actor)
• Michael Buffer (actor)
• Rob Schneider (actor)
• Adam Sandler (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Comedy

Taglines:

Lather. Rinse. Save the world.
He'll Make You Silky Smooth
He's silky, smooth and harder than trigonometry!
He'll blow you away

Quotes:

Zohan's Father: You've caught so many terrorists, it's an art. You're like Rembrandt with a grenade.

Zohan: I just want to make people silky-smooth!

Claude: It's not that big.::Zohan: No, not that. The bush, is biggest you ever seen, right?

Gail: Usually he's harder than trigonometry.

[Zohan shows Gail the gel that was thrown at the salon; Gail tastes the gel]::Gail: Oh, that's Neosporin! I use it on cuts and on genital sores.

Salim: [to the two women riding his cab] And you are stupid cow!

Michael: What are you? Bionic?::Zohan: No, no, no, no, no, I only like the girls... Thanks anyways.

Michael: Well, tonight's our night for the Community Nightwatch.::Zohan: The Communism tight crotch? What?

Dalia: Zohan! He has a bomb... and puppies!::Zohan: No!::James: Imma blow up this whole block, Imma blow you up, Imma blow up these puppies! And we all gone' go to hell together, cause I hate these puppies!

Zohan: So let's go.

Arthur! A Celebration of Life (2005)

Actors

• Adrian Washington (actor)
• Joe James (actor)
• Joe James (director)
• Joe James (producer)
• Joe James (writer)
• Ray Chung (editor)
• Monet Dunham (actress)
• James Holloway (actor)
• Larry Mitchell (actor)
• Brian Keith Allen (actor)
• Elain R. Graham (actress)
• Catherine Taormina (actress)
• Eric Van Alstyne (actor)
• Francine Berman (actress)
• Terria Joseph (actress)

Genres

• Drama

Famous quotes by John McEnroe:

"Now I get docked 10 to 20 per cent (of my appearance fee) if I don't yell at some people and break at least one racquet."

"If, in a few months, I'm only number 8 or number 10 in the world, I'll have to look at what off-the-court work I can do. I will need to do something if I want to be number 1."

"You are the pits of the world! Vultures! Trash!"

"If you believe that [Anna Kournikova's claim that she is a virgin], I've never questioned a call in my life."

"I'll let the racket do the talking."

"I think it's the mark of a great player to be confident in tough situations."

"This taught me a lesson, but I'm not quite sure what it is."

"What is the single most important quality in a tennis champion? I would have to say desire, staying in there and winning matches when you are not playing that well."

"Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork?"

"Everybody loves success, but they hate successful people"

"But these guys learn so fast now, they sort of soak up the information, they're fearless. Those are the guys who learn from their mistakes and come back strong the next time."

"I think the players, I put in the book for example that we should go back to wood rackets, probably they laughed at me, I'm a dinosaur, but I think that you see these great players, have even more variety and you see more strategy, there'd be more subtlety."

"There's something deeply satisfying when it succeeds, but I'm not going to do another book just to put my name on something and make some money if it's not something I deeply care about."

"I had a similar year back in 1984 when I felt like I couldn't lose."

"I'd like to think I could have and should have won more, but that's not the point. And I was at the point where I was playing great tennis in the mid 80s - the type of tennis people hadn't seen before - and I was very proud of that."

"If Roger stopped right now and never won another match, to me he'd already be one of the greatest players to ever play the game. To me, he's the greatest all around talent that I've ever seen."

"It means a lot to be back in New York. Particularly since one of the last senior event scheduled in the States was supposed to be here in New York. We were supposed to play in Central Park right after 9-11 and when 9-11 happened obviously things changed."

"Well I think that's probably one of a few, where I grew up in the City of New York, it's got a lot of energy, my parents are Irish-American so there was a bit of yelling going on in my house but it seemed normal."

"I haven't seen a professional player come out of New York in over 20 years since my brother Patrick came out. Blake spent a few years in Harlem, but he moved to Connecticut when he was a kid."

"The important thing is to learn a lesson every time you lose. Life is a learning process and you have to try to learn what's best for you. Let me tell you, life is not fun when you're banging your head against a brick wall all the time."