• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Idiots - Kevin Ayers
• Idiots - Backyard Babies
• Idiots - Marty Willson-Piper
• Idiots - Jaqueline
• We Will We Will Be Idiots - Idiots
• V O D (victim Of Demise) - Idiots
• Meanwhile On Planet Earth - Idiots
• Floortile - Idiots

It's getting crazier in every way;
We've got the same kind of idiots as yesterday.
They were chosen by more idiots
They're one of a kind
They'll steal your life,
But they'll never get mine
Cause I'm gonna get mine
Gonna get mine
Gonna get mine
Gonna get mine!
I'm sick and tired of spending all of my years
Living under the thumbs of those old racketeers.
Power and money - more than life everytime.
They can use your life,
But they'll never get mine.
'cause I'm gonna get mine
Gonna get mine
Gonna get mine
Gonna get mine!
Dead people like to kill..
It's their one remaining thrill.
It's getting crazier in every way;
We've got the same kind of idiots as yesterday
. they were chosen by more idiots
They're one of a kind
They'll steal your life,
But they'll never get mine
'cause I'm gonna get mine
Gonna get mine
Gonna get mine
Gonna get mine!
Dead people like to kill..

Alright
Here you go, you really wanna make it
There you go, I know you can't take it
I don't know but I don't think you'll pass the test
You'll be a castaway
And yes, you are slipping away
And no, you're not number one
One by one
Now if we can take all this outside
It's just a walk, run and hide
One by one
You idiots, I'll take you one by one
If I can make you turn around
I would bury you underground
One by one
You idiots, I'll take you one by one
You, I've never felt this bad, I can't take it
Take this one to your heart and if we make it
I don't know but I don't think you were the best
I think you're fakin' in vain
And now you are screamin' in pain
And no, you're not number one
One by one
If we can take all this outside
It's just a walk, run and hide
One by one
You idiots, I'll take you one by one
If I can make you turn around
I would bury you underground
One by one
You idiots, I'll take you one by one
I've no intentions after all
But I will smile when you rise and fall
One by one
If we can take all this outside
It's just a walk, run and hide
One by one
You idiots, I'll take you one by one
If I can make you turn around
I would bury you underground
One by one

Arms--aching like an arrow
Wounded wing
Shot--sinking like a sparrow
Spiteful king
Drowning hopeless in the water
Diving in the clouds
Crumble to the ground for
We're all upside down
Chased--eaten by the empire
Silk and sin
Blocked--broken by the church choir
They won't sing
Barricaded in the graveyard
Shields of the holy dead
Who can stop the army
Spill the blood they shed
Black--darker than the evening
Colder than snow
White--brighter than the daylight
Flowers won't grow
Someone should have mixed
The paint pot a wonderful grey
Just talk amongst yourselves
There's so much to say
Who's listening to idiots anyway

walking on wire in circus
like so many times before
you always learned things the hard way
drowned without struggling, floated ashore
while I made glorious plans
you were slippin' out of hand
why didn't you just give me a sign
how come you could never say goodbye
how come you'd just walk away without a sound
this lousy guitar without the e-string
it makes my thoughts go back
back to the days when we were idiots
guess we ran out of luck
as I put up a show
you just opened up the door
why didn't you just let me know
how come you could never say goodbye
how come you'd just walk away without a sound
without a sound

do you know what i wan`t to be
i wan`t to be an idiot
thats what i wan`t to be!
we will we will be idiots (SING IT)
we will we will be idiots
if you ever get stuck in a queue
then i recomend you you shout out (IM AN IDIOT!)
thats what i`ll do
we will we will be idiots (SING IT)
we will we will be idiots
we will we will be idiots(SING IT)
we will we will be idiots
so if your lucky and you become an idiot
i can assure its great
my father was once a legendary one
and the non-idiots where his bait
we will we will be idiots(SING IT)
we will we will be idiots
we will we will be idiots(SING IT)
we will we will be idiots....idiots idiots idiots
IIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSS

Performed by the Idiots
(Jonny Idiot, Fred Gombo, Mike Sputz, Bart Phart, Buck Starr)
Written by Fred Gombo and Jonny Idiot
(c) 1989 Stupid Records
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You never paid attention to what happened to you
You'll never make a difference, no you'll never get through
You never gave a shit about no one else's life
Your life is just a joke, just a ton of lies
CHORUS: Because you never took nothing seriously
Life was just a real joke
Never really said nothing definitely
Could not decide between yes and no
Because, V.O.D. -you're a victim of demise
V.O.D.
V.O.D. -you're a victim of demise
V.O.D. -one we all despise
V.O.D.
Victim of demise
You've got some crazy dreams running though your dead
You woke up in the morning and you found yourself dead
You never really cared about anything else
To you nothing existed except for yourself
CHORUS
BRIDGE: You've always been a victim of demise
You are the one that we all despise
We wonder if you'll ever realize
You're not the only one who is victimized
(guitar solo - Buck)
BRIDGE
CHORUS
CODA: Yes! V.O.D. -you're a victim of demise
V.O.D.
V.O.D. -victim of demise
V.O.D.
V.O.D. -victim of demise
V.O.D.
V.O.D. -victim of demise
V.O.D.
V.O.D. -victim of demise

Performed by The Idiots
(Jonny Idiot, Bart Phart, Mike Sputz, Buck Starr, and Fred Gombo)
Written by Jonny Idiot
(c) 1988 Stupid Records
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Meanwhile on Planet Earth...
AAARRRGGGHHH!!!

Performed by The Idiots
(Jonny Idiot, Bart Phart, Mike Sputz, Buck Starr, and Fred Gombo)
Written by Jonny Idiot
(c) 1988 Stupid Records
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Floor
Tile
Floor
Tile
Floortile
Floortile
The linoleum can think
It's going to invade your sink
Attack the lives of all abound
Till there's no one left around
Floortile is coming
Floortile is attacking
Floortile invading
Floortile.... FLOORTILE????