Sweden (i/ˈswiːdən/ SWEE-dən; Swedish: Sverige [ˈsværjɛ] ( listen)), officially the Kingdom of Sweden (Swedish: Konungariket Sverige (help·info)), is a Nordic country on the Scandinavian Peninsula in Northern Europe. Sweden borders with Norway and Finland, and is connected to Denmark by a bridge-tunnel across the Øresund.
At 450,295 square kilometres (173,860 sq mi), Sweden is the third largest country in the European Union by area, with a total population of about 9.4 million. Sweden has a low population density of 21 inhabitants per square kilometre (54 /sq mi) with the population mostly concentrated to the southern half of the country. About 85% of the population live in urban areas. Sweden's capital city is Stockholm, which is also the largest city.
Sweden emerged as an independent and unified country during the Middle Ages. In the 17th century, the country expanded its territories to form the Swedish Empire. The empire grew to be one of the great powers of Europe in the 17th and early 18th century. Most of the conquered territories outside the Scandinavian Peninsula were lost during the 18th and 19th centuries. The eastern half of Sweden, present-day Finland, was lost to Russia in 1809. The last war in which Sweden was directly involved was in 1814, when Sweden by military means forced Norway into a personal union. Since then, Sweden has been at peace, practicing "non-participation in military alliances during peacetime and neutrality during wartime". However, Sweden has been a member of the European Union since 1 January 1995 and is a member of the OECD.
Plot
Ford Coleman is a struggling actor in Hollywood who fears never achieving fame other then appearing in local TV commercials. After over a year living in L.A., Ford is broke and in danger of being evicted from his apartment. His slacker roommate Tripp, who has given up his music career out of hopelessness, convinces Tripp to become a drug dealer to buy and sell cocaine to supermodels as their extra income, which brings both Ford and Tripp into danger as they venture into the Los Angeles underworld which also puts a risk on Ford's budding romance with Gwen, a struggling actress herself unaware of Ford's secret arrangement with Tripp.
Keywords: actor, audition, drug-dealer, fantasy-sequence, female-nudity, hollywood-california, independent-film, los-angeles-california, nudity, shooting
Two down on their luck roommates sell cocaine to supermodels
Ford Coleman: Flight Attendants prepare for takeoff.
Plot
Thirteen girls in a Swiss boarding school, particularly one Candace Hull ("Kitten", "Candy"), stir up trouble on their vacation as they mess with the diplomatic affairs of their elders and get into serious trouble when a Russian spy is discovered murdered.
Keywords: asian-girl, bus, car-bomb, cat, chauffeur, child-spy, doll, double-agent, drugged-drink, dumbwaiter
13 TERRIFIED TEENAGERS ON THE RUN! (original print ad - all caps)
The big fright! The eerie sight!
I would like to live in Sweden
When my work is done
Where the snow lies crisp and even
'Neath the midnight sun
Safe and clean and green and modern
Bright and breezy - free and easy
Sweden - Sweden - Sweden - In Sweden
I am gonna live in Sweden
Please don't ask me why
For if I were to give a reason
It would be a lie
Tall and strong and blonde and blue-eyed
Pure and healthy, very wealthy
I'll grow wings and fly to Sweden
When my time is come
Then at last my eyes shall see them
Heroes every one
Ingmar Bergman
Henrik Ibsen
Karin Larrson
Lyrics by Leif Edling
"Edge of time, the dawn of our heaven
all is black, the return of the fallen angel
amongst us, a devil in disguise
the preacher of the wicked
establishing his kingdom"
A million souls so lost and damned
alive but not so well
and the devil raised his hand
and sent them down to hell
Just like your father held your hand
he's watching over his creed
Damnation and death, they'll burn in flames
no matter how they plead
To you, coming for your soul
Just like a shepherd assembling his floack
this one rules hells domain
Satanic force, Lucifers power
attack, and he will reign
To you, coming for your soul
Into the night we will go
Into the night we will go
Out from the night he comes
saviour but black
"won't you come, come and join us?"
You had better!
There's no time to beg for mercy
the devil says no. no
You'll be his faithful servant
this time, on earth
Black is the devil, Antichrist
the Tempter damned your birth
Listen to the wicked, sell your soul
forever hell awaits
Into the night we will go
I would like to live in Sweden
When my work is done
Where the snow lies crisp and even
'Neath the midnight sun
Safe and clean and green and modern
Bright and breezy¡ªfree and easy
Sweden¡ªSweden¡ªSweden¡ªIn Sweden
I am gonna live in Sweden
Please don't ask me why
For if I were to give a reason
It would be a lie
Tall and strong and blonde and blue-eyed
Pure and healthy, very wealthy
I'll grow wings and fly to Sweden
When my time is come
Then at last my eyes shall see them
Heroes every one
Ingmar Bergman
Henrik Ibsen
Karin Larrson
Father, I've found a ship
to take me away
Pack my box and get me ready
No time to waste astray
Father, in a week i will be gone
To Miklagard on dragon's wings
There's riches to be won
To Uppsala
Odin and Thor
May they guard my way
Where i've never walked before
Sweden, oh Sweden
My fatherland my home
I pray to see your shores again
Tomorrow i'll be gone
Sweden, oh Sweden
Heathen stronghold in the black
Odin walks amidst your trees
May he guide me back
I saw an old man passing by
Under his cloak the flicker of an eye
As i turned
to ask his name
He was gone just as he came
I know i'm not alone
He will watch me far from home
And his wisdom be the light
And his courage in the fight
Odin, to Uppsala i shall come
To honour you with sacrifice
as it must be done
Oh Odin, i raise my hands to thee and pray
Give me strength and wisdom
There was a new song on the air
I saw you coming across the square
And a white bird broke the dark Korean sky
As the rest of my life went by
Had your warm hand on my face
I took your index finger in between my teeth and I held
it gently in place
It was resting lightly on my tongue in there
I saw you shaking in the cold Korean air
There but for the grace of the lord of song
I would be this very second and I'm coming right along
You had your cardigan on
I looked toward the sky, the white bird was gone
I remember your eyelids
I remember your body now