'Gwar' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

Freaky Circus Guy (2005)

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An eye-popping peak into a modern day sideshow - and the mind of one madman.

Actors The Enigma (actor), Slymenstra Hymen (actress), Slymenstra Hymen (actress), Jane Burek (director), Jane Burek (producer), Katzen (actress), Jane Burek (editor), William Darke (actor), Ken Harck (actor), Ron Burek (editor),

Gwar Filmography

• Midnight 2014, role: actor, character name: Saloon Band Play in Full Screen
• Taint of Greatness: The Journey of Beavis and Butt-Head, Part 2 2006, role: actor, character name: Themselves Play in Full Screen
• GWAR: Dawn of the Day of the Night of the Penguins 1998, role: composer, Play in Full Screen
• Empire Records 1995, role: actor, character name: Band in Mark's Daydream Play in Full Screen
• Skulhedface 1994, role: composer, Play in Full Screen
• Skulhedface 1994, role: actor, character name: Themselves Play in Full Screen
• GWAR: Phallus in Wonderland 1992, role: actor, character name: Themselves Play in Full Screen
• Mystery Date 1991, role: actor, character name: Themselves Play in Full Screen
• GWAR: Live from Antarctica 1990, role: actor, character name: Themselves Play in Full Screen
• Gorgon Video Magazine 1989, role: actor, character name: Themselves Play in Full Screen

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  You Are My Meatshow lyrics

  You Are My Meat

  You are a woman
  I am a man
  You are my meat
  Get in the pan
  You are my meat
  So die like the rest
  As I consume your flesh
  It's all for the best
  You are my meat
  You are my fat
  Don't try to fool me
  By skinning a cat
  Don't ever forget
  You are my meat
  Or I'll knock you sideways
  Well into next week
  Our lives together
  Mean nothing to me
  Draping my molars
  Is where you should be
  My gullet, my stomach
  These lands you shall pass
  Then you become shit
  And explode out my ass
  You are my meat
  You are my meat
  You are my meat

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  Parting Shotshow lyrics

  Parting Shot

  We came and we conquered all that we saw
  Now here's a parting shot right across your jaw
  Before I take my leave of earth
  There's some things I'd like off my chest
  A final chance to set things straight
  And leave no room to guess
  How to conquer cursed things
  After Gwar has retreated
  To ensure the destiny
  We'll see the pigs defeated
  For it seems fate had decreed
  That we soon shall be parted
  And I'll leave you with a chance
  To win the war we started
  From the dirt we made your race grow
  The first word you spoke
  We saw the law that rules
  Your lives is just a joke
  You make me laugh, far from criminal
  Its crap, thou shall not steal
  Come on get real
  Do what you will, do as you feel
  We came and conquered
  By beating all that we saw
  And do what thy wilt be
  The whole of the law
  What will you do
  When we are gone?
  Though through with you
  We'll carry on
  We came and we conquered all that we saw
  Now here's a parting shot right across your jaw
  Priests are raping choir boys
  Cops are paid to kill
  Doctors spreading SIDS disease
  Every time you take a pill
  The courts are run by liars
  Judges are more fun on fire
  And their boss is even worse
  Politicians lies we curse
  From the turd we made your race
  From the first words you spoke
  We saw the law that rule
  Your lives is just a joke
  We came, we conquered all we saw
  Now here's a parting shot for you
  Here's a parting shot for you
  Here's a parting shot for you
  Your God's long dead
  So don't waste your time
  On overzealous hypocrites
  Who call chaos a crime
  Eat the rich
  Kill the poor
  Worship always
  Your masters, Gwar
  Never trust your parents
  Especially when they're older
  Always use a beer koozie
  It keeps it that much colder
  To all this and ten times more
  I'll make sure that we stop on tour
  And get you up to date with Gwar
  We curse the earth forever more
  From the, the dirt we made your race
  From the first words you spoke
  We saw the law that rule
  Your lives is just a [unverified]
  We came and we conquered all that we saw
  So here's a parting shot for you
  There's a parting shot for you
  Here's a parting shot for you

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  We Kill Everythingshow lyrics

  We Kill Everything

  In the hulking halls of hatred where the Master makes his throne
  Within the "ass"-teroid belt where his body floats
  alone his mind begins to wander the worm begins to turn all life
  he must now squander the universe must burn
  He plans eternal war, as the eternal way
  But there is a force - which he must now obey
  Time and the events within, chronicles of hate and sin
  Everything, it has a start, but the end is always the best part
  Our quest - to find the broken bits
  Put them back and make them fit
  And once that we have read the end
  The tablet will blow up again (X4)
  And we'll kill everything (X3)
  Including ourselves
  Summoning the Master
  Call his form most vile
  Champing mass of questing flesh
  Protoplasmic pile
  Ancient hunger, never filled until the universe is killed
  The endless host of merging soul
  Sucked into the feeding hole
  Guts and giblets cascade down
  Rectal midgets, flattened ground
  Please pay attention to the plot
  As I kick out this monster's snot
  Splitting skulls and raking ribs,
  Trephinated drainage sieve
  Protruding mass of reeking bile
  Which forms infected booger pile
  Assemble now the tablet
  Hope that it's not Braille
  Bring forth now the Master
  So we can end this tale
  And we'll kill everything (X3)
  Especially ourselves
  Transmogrify your plasmic swarm
  Evaporate before time's storm
  And dedicate your life to porn
  And dedicate your life to porn
  You think that life has a reason?
  You think your god has a soul?
  I bare my bum to the heavens I think a head is a hole.
  And we'll kill everything (X3)

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  Whargoulshow lyrics

  Whargoul

  I'm the fucking Whargoul
  I'm the ghost of Minas Morgul
  I destroyed your life, I raped your wife
  I am Whargoul, I am uncool, I am Whargoul
  I've been many faces, been many names
  Known love and hate until they were the same
  I bring ruin, I am Whargoul, am I human?
  They think that they know what I know
  They think they know what's best
  I think that's why they killed me
  That's why I joined the SS
  In revenge for Malmedy
  They used a blow torch on me
  Nice try, Whargoul cannot die
  [Incomprehensible] could not die
  You blow off my arm, I laugh at the pain
  And after the battle I feast on the slain
  Seeking my creator, taking from the strong
  Yes, you see I need your strength, so I can kill the wrong
  Seeking my creator
  Taking from the weak
  Yes, you see I need you
  So I can snuff the meek
  Savor the silence
  (Whargoul)
  Savor the silence
  (Whargoul)
  Savor the silence
  (Whargoul)
  Addicted to violence
  Savor the silence
  (Whargoul)
  Savor the silence again
  (Whargoul)
  Savor the silence
  (Whargoul)
  Savor the silence again
  (Whargoul)
  Savor the silence
  (Whargoul)
  Savor the silence
  (Whargoul)
  Savor the silence
  (Whargoul)
  Addicted to violence
  They used a bulldozer
  To run my ass over
  Arms to the sky
  40, 000 died, but I survived
  I don't care what flag that I choose
  I don't care if I win or lose
  I don't care if you have to die
  Just fight without a side, never say die
  Stalingrad 42, became a living tomb
  Yes, human souls
  Profit for the prophet
  And the creatures who control
  46, I got away
  From the horrid thing that I did at Malmedy
  And though I gained strength at the time
  Still they call for vengeance for the hatred of my crime
  Then I tried to drink myself to death
  40 years went by and drunken I was left
  And drunk I was when they caught me
  Gagged and bagged was right where they got me
  Taped to a chair feeling sore
  Knowing all the answers to the question I ignore
  They burned off my face with a propane torch
  Then they blew up my porch
  Then I fought against the U.S.A.
  Trapped in a trench till the bulldozers came
  Changed sides and flew the bloody warthog
  Highway of death and the day of the dog
  Once again, I died alive
  Sent home in a box but somehow I survived
  Maybe you've got my face

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  Hail, Genocide!show lyrics

  Hail, Genocide!

  They show you no mercy
  They just show you a line
  Call it a chaos, a curse, or a crime
  call it what you will but I call it genocide
  Genocide, genocide
  Hail! Hail!
  Genocide, genocide
  Genocide, genocide
  Hail! Hail!
  Genocide, genocide
  You know they're calling for a...
  Genocide, genocide
  Hail! Hail!
  Genocide, genocide
  You know you're falling for a...
  Genocide, genocide
  Hail! Hail!
  Genocide, genocide
  A lotta people died!
  Aye, genocide, they say the don't do it
  but you know they tell lies
  Because the genocide is doing fine,
  time after time after time after time
  There's a dotted line, for you to sign
  Making butchers out of babies, they do it all the time
  Hail to genocide
  You know they're calling for a
  It's your duty to serve them
  And it's your duty to die
  It's so fun, gotta gun
  You'll get money only some
  Training on their death-games since you were a little child
  Genocide, genocide
  Hail! Hail!
  Genocide, genocide
  Genocide, genocide
  Hail! Hail!
  Genocide, genocide
  You know they're waiting for a...
  Genocide, genocide
  Hail! Hail!
  Genocide, genocide
  You were created for a...
  Genocide, genocide
  Hail! Hail!
  Genocide, genocide
  And so it goes forever more
  The soldiers go to war
  The Generals hold the door
  And no one's even keeping score
  One thing they know, they know that they need more
  Hail to genocide
  You know they're waiting for a
  Hail to genocide
  You know they're waiting for a
  It is your duty to serve them
  And i'ts your duty to die
  And when they ask you, when they ask you why
  Tell them that you serve
  The holy call of genocide
  Genocide [x8]
  Aye, genocide
  If murder was music
  I'd be a symphony of chimes
  Cuz the genocide is doing fine
  Gotta do what I do
  To make a murder mine
  Hail to genocide
  You know they're waiting for a... [x6]

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  The Road Behindshow lyrics

  The Road Behind

  Well, I'm traveling down the road
  And I'm carrying that heavy load
  I stagger around in a stupor
  Sleazy, I cant do the show
  Hanging out backstage
  I'm in a homocidal rage
  I signed a million dollar contract
  I puked on every page
  Slaughtered half the crew
  Caused they ate my deli-tray
  Oh Baby hey
  Said I'd do the show but I canceled anyway
  You were road kill baby
  Till I scraped you in my arms
  Just another wattle flapping
  On the old turkey farm, so baby
  And while the wheels keep rolling
  And another signpost gone
  All along the road behind
  Oh, can't you hear me calling
  Just like the sad ol' song
  I'm on the road behind
  Well, there you have it baby
  I'm just a sensitive guy
  Y'know I snuffed a million planets
  But I still find time to cry
  Because there's more to life
  Then making other people die
  Like a little bloody tear, baby
  Running out my dirty little eye
  And some things baby
  They don't make no sense
  Does it really matter
  If it bugs your parents?
  You were road kill baby
  Till I scraped you in my arms
  Just another wattle flapping
  On the old turkey farm, so baby
  Now baby quit yer crying
  Put those clown britches on
  And while the wheels keep rolling
  And another signpost gone
  All along the road behind
  Oh, can't you hear me calling
  Just like the sad ol' song
  I'm on that road behind, oh yeah
  And while the wheels keep rolling
  And another milepost gone
  All along the road behind
  Oh, can't you hear me calling
  Just like the sad whale song
  I'm on that road behind
  And while the wheels keep rolling
  And another milepost gone
  All along the road behind
  And while the wheels keep rolling
  And another milepost gone
  Oh, can't you hear me calling
  Just like the sad ol' song

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  The Salaminizershow lyrics

  The Salaminizer

  Here's a little something from a God to a slave
  I never should of been let out the fucking microwave
  I'm on this planet, I'm running a muck
  I should give a shit but I don't give a fuck
  No, since I was a scum dog, I blew a cum-wad
  I need a mother-fucking suckadickalickalog
  Burning a mall or two, blowing the load I spew
  You don't wanna fucking fuck me? I'll fuck you
  This is your ass and I'm in it
  My man Sexy will fuck you up in a minute
  With an axe, sword, mace, pike your limbless
  And then I'll fuck your ass till it's rimless
  Oh, you humans always screaming
  Oh, as you suckle on my semen
  Oh, and the shit is always steamin'
  A drunk, a pervert, a junkie and a womanizer
  But you can call me The Salaminizer
  I need more
  I need more
  I need more
  I need more
  Give unto, give unto, give unto, give unto, give unto
  [Incomprehensible]
  Give into, give into, give into, give into, give into
  [Incomprehensible]
  Give into, give into, give into, give into, give into
  [Incomprehensible]
  My life is a luxury, so filled with hate
  I got fifty slaves heaping maggots on my plate
  From my fortress in Antarctica, I watch the world die
  On my Sony Trinitron that's switched to channel 5
  Back on the road, it's no lie
  Stupid fucking humans pay money to die
  Crushed in the pit, nailed to the stage
  I only suck the souls that are underage
  Oh, you humans always screaming
  Oh, as you suckle on my semen
  Oh, and the shit is always steamin'
  A drunk, a pervert, a junkie and a sodomizer
  But you can call me The Salaminizer
  I need more
  I need more
  I need more
  I need more
  Give unto, give unto, give unto, give unto, give unto
  [Incomprehensible]
  Give into, give into, give into, give into, give into
  [Incomprehensible]
  Give into, give into, give into, give into, give into
  [Incomprehensible]

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  The Private Pain Of Techno Destructoshow lyrics

  The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo

  FOOLS
  how dare you try to make a slave of me,
  Techno Destructo scumdog of the universe.
  It only allowed me to infiltrate your own race.
  How easy it was for me to gain control of the
  feeble minds of your already revolting slaves,
  And turn them against you.
  well this now marks the dawn of a new era.
  For tonight you shall witness an end to GWAR.
  I got gas and oil flowing through my veins
  I got wire and plastic in my brain
  I'm Techno Destructo!
  Techno Destructo!
  I got steel in my skull, harder than rock
  and rubber and iron in my cock!
  GWAR must die!
  GWAR must die!
  GWAR must die!
  GWAR must die!
  We were all put on this earth to suffer,
  We each have our own private pain.
  We must pass this pain onto our brother,
  The never ending cycle starts again.
  You can't kill me
  You won't break me
  You can't kill me
  You won't break me
  Chain me, Beat me
  Cut me, Kick me
  Whip me, Strip me
  Burn me, EAT ME!
  You'll just make me...
  I came to this planet to get my men
  to conquer the world with them
  I'm Techno Destructo!
  Techno Destructo!
  I said "come with me, fly into the sun!"
  but they said "FUCK NO
  We're having to much fun!"
  GWAR must die!
  GWAR must die!
  GWAR must die!
  GWAR must die!
  We were all put on this earth to suffer,
  We each have our own private pain.
  We must pass this pain onto our brother,
  A never ending cycle starts again.
  You can't kill me
  You won't break me
  You can't kill me
  You won't break me
  Chain me, Beat me
  Cut me, Kick me
  Whip me, Strip me
  Burn me, EAT ME!

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  The Reaganatorshow lyrics

  The Reaganator

  Deep beneath the bowels of the skillhouse
  Where the bones of crusaders are hidden in walls
  The shin of Salidin, a goblet made from Blackbeard's chin
  The prick of Christ, Hitler's ball
  The body of Reagan lies there enshrined
  Pulsating as steel and flesh are entwined
  Peering through the necro-scope, the Spypriest unseen
  The soul of Reagen is found through it's dreams
  Spirit-racked, tormented, undead, and unclean
  The will of Reagan drives your nation's latest war-machine
  Bristling with rocket pods
  Gatling guns and cannon
  The latest in technology to slay the foes of Mammon
  The Reaganator and the U.S.A.!
  We'll kill anything that gets in our way!
  We're greatest country, so you have to die, that's why!
  [unintelligable]
  So Ronnie went to Cuba, locked on to ole' Fidel
  Put a missle through his window, filled up the place he'd left in hell
  After that he thought he might just take on the whole world
  And leave a bloody pothole where the stars and bars could be unfurled
  But there was one flaw that was in the design
  It was so bad that he had to resign
  The Reaganator used fossil fuel, some people never learn
  And for this lack of vision your country will fucking burn
  You see the Reaganator lying flat on his ass?
  Quite simply he ran out of gas

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  The One Will Not Be Namedshow lyrics

  The One Will Not Be Named

  Cross-creviced chasms vast
  And endless plains of unshaven ass
  Out time in Hell draws to the last
  We call upon the Master of the Pit
  Have you got a toilet? I must take a shit!
  Open your gates, Lord of Hate
  Or your front porch is gonna get it!
  Very well, I'll use my sword
  It's very good at crushing doors
  We call you out, over-rated Overlord!
  The root of all evil and hatred and shame...
  So many victims, so many names
  But...they are all the same
  Ereshkigal?
  Charun?
  Helel ben Shara?
  Lucifer?
  Satan?
  We would know who you are!
  He is the one who will not be named
  He is the one who will not be blamed
  For nothing
  The realm of the sun we have left far behind
  And damned in the darkness
  We have groped with the blind
  Cannot remember time...
  We summon the Lord of Hell
  So come forth now! I have your smell!
  Cologne! Cheap shit, and lots of it!
  They are the ones who will not be named
  They are the ones that will not be blamed
  They are the ones that are turning the screws
  (Jewcifer)
  Lord of the Underworld
  Welcome GWAR to my domain
  It's nice to be called on with so many names
  Now what's that about kicking my ass?
  He is the one who will not be named
  He is the one who will not be blamed
  They are the ones that are turning the screws
  The Lord of the Underworld
  Let's give the devil his due
  The legions of Hell lay broken and shorn
  The brothers of GWAR have slain through the storm
  The gate it is broken, the Master is slain
  The Fortress of GWAR is now ripe to reclaim
  We wasted Hell in the name of GWAR
  Though to tell you the truth, we're not really sure where we are

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  The Performershow lyrics

  The Performer

  I'll come to town for you
  Dress up like a clown for you
  Pull my pants on down for you
  Then I'll crawl away
  I will blow hot fart on you
  I will build an R-2 D-2
  I won't even start for you
  Unless you fucking pay
  Because I am the performer
  Because I am the performer
  Because I am the performer
  I will come to town for you
  Dress up like a clown for you
  Try not to fuck around on you
  Do so anyway I will find the ark for you
  Go sleep in the park with you
  I'll even suck a cock or two
  But no sir, I'm not gay
  Because I am the performer
  Because I am the performer
  Because I am the performer
  Before I was a whore
  On tour I was the child always running around
  With his dick hanging out
  And diapers pulled down
  Show biz was calling so I hit the stage
  Worked out an act where I got raped in a cage
  My life was bullshit and I didn't care
  Went to go bowling and I missed on my spare
  But what else could I fucking do
  But play another song for you
  Thinking about a nose job, too

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  The New Plagueshow lyrics

  The New Plague

  You can come the easy way, the hard way
  I don't care
  [Incomprehensible]
  I'm just a person and I've got the new plague
  I'm wondering how I got this way
  I drank some whiskey, I went and got laid
  Now I'm a person, just a person with AIDS
  He's just a person with AIDS
  I got what?
  If you treat me like any old dude
  I'll try real hard not to go bleed on you
  'Cause I'm a person and I know what to do
  So stick around 'cause I'm gonna get screwed
  He's just a person with AIDS
  He's just a person with AIDS
  He's just a person with AIDS
  He's just a person with AIDS
  Oh, I'm dying
  I'm just a person and you're a person like me
  Am I the victim of a conspiracy?
  I drank some whiskey, I did some cocaine
  Now I'm a person in pain, pain, pain
  Person
  Person
  Person
  Person
  He's just a person
  He's just a person
  He's just a person
  He's just a person
  He's just a person with AIDS
  He's just a person with AIDS
  He's just a person with AIDS, AIDS
  I've got
  You've got

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  The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7show lyrics

  The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7

  Y'know, back in outer space we used to drink - a lot
  We used to take all kinds of kick-ass drugs
  And showed blatant disrespect for any authority figures
  Little did we know we were undermining our entire value system...
  At that time I was serving in the Masters 3rd Scumdog Legion
  aboard a planetary infection barge, attempting to obey a host of
  confusing orders, but mostly satisfying only our lust for
  slaughter ravingly drunk half the time, I only realized a battle
  had started when I heard the roar of the fleets plasma
  bombardment. Piling into
  our armored assault pods we began our descent to the planets
  pulverized surface. We were met by a flight of primitive
  interceptors which we devastated with soaring blast of nuclear
  hatred, flashing through the debris cloud into the atmosphere
  below.
  The obliteration of Flab Quarv 7
  On the horizon was the blazing outlines of a bombed city, the
  outlying areas dotted with flaming craters and fleeing refuges
  I vomited out the window and led our battalion on a blazing attack
  on the non-combatants pulpifying their flesh in a rain of sulfuric
  plasma burst. The mass mutilation of a world ensued, with those
  not being fit for slave labor being herded into gigantic flaming
  pits. We laughed as several thousand years of cultural development
  were wiped out in a single blundering instant.
  Gorged on guts, gouged out eyes
  Captives fill the breeding hive
  Desecrate their sovereign world
  Bloated, bloody, drunken churl
  Cultures crumble, races die
  Stench of midgets fill the sky
  Smashing skulls with ghastly crunch
  Pretty soon we'll break for lunch
  Later, as we flew through deep space
  Ritually disemboweling our victims
  The navigator informed us that we
  Attacked the wrong planet.
  Hehehehehahaha
  The obliteration of Flab Quarv 7

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  The Master Has A Buttshow lyrics

  The Master Has A Butt

  I'm thinking I was once a baby
  Born inside the Master's bowels
  I was shat across the cosmos, banished to this mudball
  Well I claim vengance, I'm not throwin in the towel
  Well I said I was sorry but you slapped me back down
  Just a Sunday morning turd coming down
  If you stare into the inky blackness
  I swear I think you'll find him there
  With his overgrown cuticles and his asteroid belt
  I said there sonny, he does not give a damn
  I'm real bad mama, a real bad man
  I like to spend a lot of time on the can
  I had a little something to eat last night, it's not alright
  And Master has a butt
  Oh yeah he has a butt(3 times)
  and it's a big butt, a big butt
  Well we fucked up the tablet and the master heard the sound
  A little birdie told me that he's coming back around
  His hideous wisdom calls for my death
  There'll be nothing left except a butt
  A stinky butt
  Now daddy tells me to bend over
  He whips my buttocks with a strap
  He bails my ass out of reform school
  Then he goes and takes a nap
  Well I said I was sorry but I couldn't make you care
  If I could stop shitting I'd change my underwear
  If I can't kill the master then I'll have to get a job
  I'm a fucking slob

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  The Morality Squadshow lyrics

  The Morality Squad

  We're the Morality Squad
  Armed with the wrath of God
  My name is Granbo
  And here's my holy hot-rod
  Freedom to all the people
  Brave, true and strong
  Freedom to all the people
  Unless I think your wrong!
  Blasphemy
  Rapist mentality
  Teen suicide
  Necro-bestial anal butt sex, ooh
  I got a couple of friends here
  Trained by the CIA
  Special agents here
  To blow you the hell away
  GWAR, your the worst
  I'll put an end to you
  Your even grosser
  Than 2 Live Crew
  My grandson's a super hero
  Just back from the war in Iraq
  My name is Corporal Punishment
  I want to scratch your back
  My nephew Tiny
  A hundred tons a man

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  Endless Apocalypseshow lyrics

  Endless Apocalypse

  ENDLESS...
  APOCALYPSE...
  ENDLESS... ENDLESS...
  APOCALYPSE...
  There wasn't any reason
  To change the melody
  Are you a real person
  Or do you just play one on TV
  People say - why don't you die
  I keep waking up and when I do I'm alive
  Slipping on a lampshade
  Wishing you were me
  You're just wishing for poop
  But happy with pee
  We're just part of one filthy family
  Its hard to feels so down
  and I am getting over
  ENDLESS APOCALYPSE...
  in the beginning...
  ENDLESS... ENDLESS...
  ENDLESS APOCALYPSE...
  You think that it's over
  It really just begun
  Watching your hair grow
  Is really quite fun
  Thought I was thinking
  About another time
  I'll pursue a career as a mime
  Why won't you die
  I keep waking up and when I am I'm alive
  Endless apocalypse
  To end the beginning
  Endless apocalypse
  Endless apocalypse today
  It's a beautiful day
  ENDLESS APOCALYPSE...
  ENDLESS... ENDLESS...
  ENDLESS APOCALYPSE...
  ENDLESS... ENDLESS...
  Endless Apocalypse
  To end the beginning
  Endless Apocalypse
  Endless Apocalypse today
  It's a beautiful day

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  Eight Lockshow lyrics

  Eight Lock

  No one to see
  Nowhere to go
  Nothing to do
  No one to know
  Eighth lock
  Eighth lock
  Nothing will live
  Nothing will grow
  No one will care
  No one will know
  Eighth lock
  You can never win
  You only get out
  By not going in
  They put me down into the ground
  Lost without taste, without sound
  Beneath the barren mound
  They put me in a place they call eighth lock
  Eighth lock
  But i'm getting stronger
  Eighth lock
  Not very much longer
  No one to see
  Nowhere to go
  Nothing to do
  No one to know
  Eighth lock
  Eighth lock
  Nothing will live
  Nothing will grow
  No one will care
  No one will know
  Eighth lock
  You can never win
  You only get out
  By not going in
  Who the hell am i?
  Yeah, yeah, yeah...
  And what did you do to my hangs?
  I'm getting stronger...
  They built this place with steel
  And painted it with mud
  It's constantly on fire
  They put it out with blood
  They said it was a prison
  But became so much more
  The maze it built into itself
  They had to bar the door
  Bar the door!
  Quickly you fools!
  Nothing to do
  Nowhere to go
  The floating eyeball is to be feared
  The pupil hides a maw
  They say that children run this place
  That's how they missed the fatal flaw
  Eigth lock
  You never can win
  You only get out
  By not going in
  No one to see
  Nowhere to go
  Nothing to do
  Eigth lock
  You never can win
  You only get out
  By not going in
  No one to see
  Nowhere to go
  Nothing to do
  No one to know
  When you come to eighth lock
  It's like some vile re-birth
  Where devils delve into your life
  And demons deem it's worth
  The food comes through a hole
  My cellmate is a troll
  The warden he has hooks for hands
  We all play our roles
  We all play our roles
  Or wind up on a pole
  Eighth lock
  A diabolic construct
  As flesh runs rife with worms
  Somehow flesh and metal merge
  As bloated larvae squirms
  The things within they made with rules
  They steal the soulds of those
  They think are fit to play...
  Their hateful games

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  Friendshow lyrics

  Friend

  You are my friend, friend, friend, friend
  But you no know nothing [X4]
  You do not treat me this way! [X4]
  My friend, right or wrong
  Even if they are completely wrong
  Me and my friend against the world
  And the world is gonna kick my fucking ass
  Friend, friend, friend, friend
  My friend you are my enemy [X4]
  I WILL KILL YOU!

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  Fistful Of Teethshow lyrics

  Fistful Of Teeth

  Too soon the killing was over
  The stench of death was all that remained
  Death he commands in this poison land
  Distributing pain
  The choking sky, black buzzards fly
  Scanning the dead for fresh meat
  All I have to show for my woe is a fistful--a fistful of teeth
  The roar of battle
  Oh, how I cherish the sound
  Of splintered shields and bursting bowels
  As we trample the town
  And then I saw you
  You had tears in your eyes
  And when we impaled your family I felt I should apologize
  Soon we mated with fury
  Our mutant baby had a worm for an arm
  It's face was blistered and furry
  But not without charm
  But then one day my mood changed
  And I melted your brain
  A fistful of teeth is all that remains
  I murdered you
  And ate your soul
  The bleakest black
  The deepest hole
  I scream out your name
  Or at least what I think you were called
  Fate's finger gives me the blame
  If you saw my tears I know you'd be appalled
  A fistful of teeth
  As I eat our baby I'm thinking of you
  You are not here to feed me
  So I ate our baby, I wish we'd had two
  I tried to love you
  But brought only pain
  A fistful of teeth is all that remains
  I tried to love you
  I tried, I tried
  A fistful of teeth
  Did I mention that they were teeth from your vagina?
  I tried to love you
  But brought only pain
  A fistful of teeth is all that remains
  I enjoyed the pain
  I murdered you
  I ate your soul

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  Fishfuckshow lyrics

  Fishfuck

  Fishfuck, baby
  Gonna fuck you with a fish [X2]
  Gonna take a rivercarp and ram it up your butt
  You slut You whore Why are you my Mom
  Fishfuck, baby
  Gonna fuck you with a fish [X2]
  Gonna take a moa-moa and swim it up your butt
  You slut You whore Why

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  First Rule Isshow lyrics

  First Rule Is

  outside bombs explode
  I am sitting on the commode
  soon they'll reach the day-care center
  soon they'll bag the smashed placenta
  thanks
  for the cookies
  mom sent ya
  first rule is
  there is no first
  first rule is
  there is no first
  first rule is
  there is no first rule
  no first rule
  no first
  they give us no reason
  to fire the gun
  they think we're in season
  men think it's fun
  but I thought god said
  not - to kill anyone
  I think you're living a lie
  cause people die all the time
  and they dont seem to mind
  I think your living a lie
  outside bombs explode
  I am sitting on the commode
  soon they'll reach the day-care center
  soon they'll bag the smashed placenta
  thanks
  for the cookies
  mom sent ya
  first rule is
  there is no first
  first rule is
  there is no first
  first rule is
  there is no first rule
  no first rule
  no first

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  Fire In The Lionsshow lyrics

  Fire In The Lions

  Oftimes you'll find me raving, sometimes you'll find me sick
  To wake me up this morning you hit me with a brick
  Can I help it if I am rather thick
  Maybe we can chill you out by chopping off your dick!
  Sister and brother, hate one another
  You really are pathetic, and you call me a slut
  Then you walk around all day with midgets up your butt!
  At least the midgets like me, they like my disease
  Well, maybe there's hope for you, but first get on your knees
  Hey, wait a minute!
  I don't want it to hurt
  Then you will learn nothing man, so grovel in the dirt
  Sister and brother, kill one another
  Brother and sister, back off mister
  I don't know where to begin,
  but I'll try not to lie because lying is a sin
  What do you know of sin
  I taught you about sin when the sun was dim
  But what of my power
  What about it
  There's no pussy in your tower
  I could have any women that I want!
  The fact that you rape them is nothing to flaunt
  Oh... well uh you got me there,
  but wait a minute
  But what of my sword
  What of the comet
  And the roaring horde
  I'm getting bored
  Maybe if you got off drugs,
  you wouldn't get ignored
  Then you could achieve erection
  You might even find that it helps with your inflection
  Now I'm getting mad!
  So what I can still kick your ass!
  All of you men, you talk a good game
  You must plan it out cause you all sound the same
  You huff and you puff, you "act" out so mean
  You serve better purpose as seeding machines
  But something it stops you from finding the door
  I have to admit it, girls frustrate me more!
  Well, hey there Slimey,
  I think I got your point
  Now will you please untie me
  Well that can be arranged, you pay for the pain
  Now find something to buy me!!!
  Sister and brother, stuck with each other
  Brother and sister, back off mister!

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  Filthy Flowshow lyrics

  Filthy Flow

  Well I been following the filthy flow
  Cause filth's the only way I'll ever know
  You look at me and you start to laugh
  You won't laugh when your cut in half I laugh at you as I cut you down
  Cause you the only game in town
  I look at you
  I laugh at you
  I look at you
  I laugh at you
  Well I been following the filthy flow
  The filthy flow, the filthy flow, oh, oh
  Filthy [x 10]
  And everyday I walk across the road
  A bag of shit and a cup of joe
  I'm thinking about all the money
  I owe
  I laugh at you as
  I cut you up
  You think your such a cute pup
  I am dirt and dirt is me
  Never felt so goddamn filthy I am dirt, me.
  You can't hurt me
  There is strength in being filthy
  For when we have destroyed your Earth
  There will be nothing left but dirt
  Filthy feeling sends me reeling
  Bloody footprints on the ceiling

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  F.I.G.H.T.show lyrics

  F.I.G.H.T.

  [Sang by Beefcake The Mighty]
  [Bass by Oderus]
  Cruising through town, slack-jawed tongue out
  You're a moron
  Turn on the radio.
  Afraido.
  Fire up that dim bulb And let some coke fuck piss into your ear
  [Chorus:]
  Hit'em with a left
  Hit'em with a right
  Hit'em with a left
  Now fight fight fight [x2]
  This is a white world and yeah it sucks
  Sheep-fucking turd-kicking sow-sucking
  Rednecks make me sick making hate babies
  And worrying to death what I do with my dick
  [Chorus]

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  Escape From The Mooselodgeshow lyrics

  Escape From The Mooselodge

  GWAR, the once mighty
  Scumdogs of the Universe wallow in the filth that their lives have become.
  Drug addicted, riddled with disease
  They're not dogs, they're just scum...
  Could they get a chance to change their fate
  Destroy the things they've come to love with hate
  Only time will tell...
  I'm sick of this damn planet and the sluts and the booze,
  I'd like to kill the Master, and start turning the screws
  The sins of this planet have long since grown stale
  We need to kill on a galactic scale
  Forsaken by their cosmic master,
  GWAR constantly schemes
  For a way to escape Earth, realize their twisted dreams
  Old men fly into space, GWAR cannot...
  This re-occuring pattern of failure
  Has fucked with them a lot
  Get me the hell out of Dodge I'll turn in my card at the Moose Lodge
  But first let me settle my account at
  Blockbuster and bid fond adieu to my friend General Custer...
  I scream to the heavens to split open wide and let loose a torrent
  of death's ghastly tide
  The power of Chaos, there's no reason why
  We need a way to make everybody die...
  The ancient legend of "The TimeBomb",
  an alien device which supposedly chronicled all time's events
  from the beginning-to the end.
  If it could be deciphed by our bum, bling anti-heroes,
  then the end of the world would come.
  As to what this has to do with anything, I'm not really sure...
  Out there the power is growing and it's growing fast
  Here the only thing growing is my big fat ass.
  Sales are dropping, riffs are slopping
  Can you smell the zits I'm popping
  What the hell can we do
  We've done it all,
  I've humped god's nose
  I've reeked of booze...
  I've cancelled shows
  Became everything that I despised And my own hell I recognize
  But there's just so many little bohabs and they're always crowding
  around begging me to suckle them and tie their mothers down
  I will kill their girlfriends,
  I will smoke their crack I become the pimp-daddy,
  I become the Mack
  But everyday I'm doing I'm dying deep inside
  But I'm gonna tell ya something gonna give ya back your pride
  So here's a little thought that I had the other day
  If we could blow the planet up
  We could just float away

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  The Ultimate Bohabshow lyrics

  The Ultimate Bohab

  He proudly sports his rare GWAR hoodie
  When he puts it on it gives him such a woodie
  Zit-scarred and unpopular
  He's at the show alone
  Running his mouth to no one at all
  Later he cries bitter tears
  He met his idol and he got punched
  All he wanted was an autograph
  The smell of his acne, it's heavily bunched
  He fell down and everyone laughed
  You're the Ultimate Bohab
  Stricken with gout
  If you don't have any drugs then get the fuck out
  Bohab!
  Bohab!
  It's your dream come true
  Your crummy fanzine got a GWAR interview!
  You'll ask the questions, it all goes to tape!
  If you're really lucky, you might get raped!
  But not by a dude, that would be gay!
  But if that's what the band wants I guess it's O.K.!
  We're not going to rape you...yet, so don't you fret it!
  You brought a woman with you, and now she's gonna get it!
  Cuz' this is how we roll, this is what we do
  We're fucking your girlfriend right in front of you
  And we know that's not your girlfriend, by the way...
  She's only with you because you got her backstage
  And you gave her...money
  You're the Ultimate Bohab
  Stricken with gout
  If you don't have any drugs then get the fuck out
  Bohab!
  Bohab!
  Your pock marked face makes her sick
  As soon as she's in there she's getting the dick
  But not from you, from the entire band
  So whip out your cock and lay a wad in your hand
  Soon she is dead, but before we chuck her
  Come on over here kid, there's still time to fuck her!
  A festering hole where there used to be a crotch
  We feed her to bears, all that's left is her watch
  Bohab!
  You gave your life with pride
  But people that had known you didn't care that you had died
  Bohab
  The last issue did real well
  Because your interview was suicide
  You followed GWAR to Hell....

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  Don't Need A Manshow lyrics

  Don't Need A Man

  Hush my baby,
  Don't cry tonight
  My ears are sick of that sound
  I've been searching
  For someone to love
  Looks like your all that that I've found.
  I've been up
  I've been down
  Got a man in every port and every town
  I've got nothing
  Boy toys and playthings
  Are a shallow reward...
  Don't need a lover
  Don't need a man
  I don't need anything
  I don't need a man
  I need the moon
  I need a star
  I need an equal to capture my heart
  I've had all types
  Of men in this world
  I've had princes and frogs
  Chocolate Vanilla
  Rich, poor, and the killer
  Devil, demi-god, clergy and dog
  Men they will come
  Men they will go
  You'er not what I'd call a man
  Nothing on earth could satisfy me
  I can do better I can
  I know I can...
  Don't need a lover
  Don't need a man
  I don't need anything
  I don't need a man
  I need the moon
  I need a star
  I need an equal to capture my heart.
  END.
  that's kids don't be afraid to drop your drawers down
  drop 'em down laddy's
  drop 'em down lassie's
  drop 'em down one by one
  now drop 'em down all over the land
  what a cheeky ass, cheeky ass
  oh come to me, me lassie
  oh lassie, little lassie
  oh sweet little
  island miss with
  yer legs and yer kilt are stinkin' of piss

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  Crush, Kill, Destroyshow lyrics

  Crush, Kill, Destroy

  Everything that ever was, and all that there will ever be
  Flesh and blood and stick and stone, all is laid to waste by me
  I crush you as I would a fly
  I kill you and I watch you die
  Destroying everything you cherish, masturbating as you perish
  Crush, kill, destroy, crush, kill, destroy, destroy!
  I was first and shall be last, slaying all who cross my path
  Toppling your gleaming towers, bathing you in golden showers
  I crush you as I would a fly
  I Kill you and I watch you die
  Destroying all I find offending, devastation never ending

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  Death Podshow lyrics

  Death Pod

  Death Pod comes from the sky - it does
  Through the space, through the stone
  Where the Master grows his clones
  Where the legions wage eternal war
  We were born in this place
  Slaughtering race after race
  We were part of
  The Scumdogs of the
  Universe
  [Chorus:]
  Hey Hey! Hey Hey! Hey Hey! Hey Hey!
  The Death Pod is leaving
  The Death Pods dismissed
  The Death Pod is coming
  The Death Pod is pissed
  Death Pod comes from the sky - it does
  The Master he gave us tools to despoil all he ruled
  Plasma cannons spewing death on anything that dared protrude
  But we craved for power, the wars been getting sour
  The Pod was built, millions kilt, and something that could kick my ass
  [Chorus]
  Sucking the scrod, blowing my wad
  Blowing my wad all over God Dismissed!
  Foolish mortal you didn't barge in on the power of the Death Pod did ya
  Huh, huh Well now you shall receive:
  The heat-seeking moister missile Death Pod comes from the sky - it does
  The day it came, the blood was rain
  We harvested eternal pain
  The battle raged for a billion years
  But through the burning corpses pall
  It was revealed that GWAR would fall
  And were banished to this miserable mudball planet.
  [Chorus]

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  Decay Of Grandeurshow lyrics

  Decay Of Grandeur

  Lights fade, all is shade
  Zombies stalk the promenade
  This is promise of eternity
  Piles of dead, impaled head
  Steaming peat is wretched red
  They say history is written in such ways
  Trust in rust, dirt and dust
  Worms awaiting all of us
  At least that's what I heard
  Crows soar, lions roar
  Chaos rules forevermore
  The human race is the only X factor
  The decay of grandeur
  From riches to rot
  The decay of grandeur say
  To have and then have not
  Kings crouch, the throne is doomed
  Assassins reach the inner room
  The jester has become the interloper
  The Queen is struck, then runs amuck
  Her carriage wallows in the muck
  The cemetery was moved indoors
  The decay of grandeur
  From riches to rot
  The decay of grandeur say
  To have and then have not
  Some say we have lost our reason
  Some say we have lost our minds
  Spinning in the blackest wisdom
  Coveting the darkest wine
  I say have your host amongst us
  And there you tarry for a time
  All your virtue shall desert you
  Decaying grandeur, box of pine
  First the sound, and then the smell
  Sonorous the eldritch bell
  Send you to the seven hells in time
  The decay of grandeur
  From riches to rot
  The decay of grandeur say
  To have and then have not

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  Destroyedshow lyrics

  Destroyed

  Destroyed
  He's got plenty of drugs
  But he can't find his guitar
  Winds up drowning in puke
  With a needle in his arm
  This is plea for drugs
  This is a plea for booze
  This is a plea for junk
  Anything that I can use
  I'll shoot junk in my eye
  I can't die
  Whoops, I'm already dead
  Maggots are writhing inside of my head
  This is plea for drugs
  This is a plea for booze
  Desperate for anything
  Anything that I can use
  A plea for drugs from me to you
  There is nothing you can do
  I'm gonna die
  See me falling, see me sprawling
  See me going through your purse
  See me crying, see me dying
  See me roll off in a hearse, hey
  This is a plea for drugs
  This is an appeal from me to you
  There is nothing you can do
  I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die
  I'm pathetic, yet magnetic
  That is until the drugs are gone
  Then I am a total dick
  Until I get a good buzz on
  Don't want to fucking shoot myself
  That would make a mess
  I really should O.D. on junk
  I think that would be best
  This is plea for drugs
  This is a plea for booze
  This is a plea anything
  Anything that I can use
  A plea for drugs
  An appeal from me to you
  There is nothing you can do

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  Dirty, Filthyshow lyrics

  Dirty, Filthy

  Dirty, filthy, dirty, filthy, filthy, filthy, dirty, filthy,
  dirty, filthy, filthy, filthy
  You're dirty filthy baby, well I'm dirty filthy too
  You're dirty filthy baby, but I love you
  Why don't you just admit you're a dirty rotten sonuva bitch

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  The Song Of Wordsshow lyrics

  The Song Of Words

  In the keep of GWAR, much torment remains
  Despite of the bodies hacked in twain
  So many had died in the viscous campaign
  That their femurs alone made a fine mountain
  The master was no longer GWAR's sovereign
  Of wealth and women, they had none to gain
  What goal was left for them to attain
  So Oderus did call for conclave
  First came Balsac, his council was wise
  His war-ax gleamed, he was a loyal knight
  Plus 40 dancing bears, he did provide
  First in prowess, he stood his lord beside
  Beefcake, the mighty, his ass was wide
  Brought 80 laden oxen, he was a good ally
  Jizmak Da Gusha, his legion was described
  For many hours he barked at the tribe
  But then timely, the catering arrived
  Booze, drugs, food, 400 hundred mule-loads high
  Flattus Maximus, this he did supply
  And now the mighty brothers of GWAR did bind
  They willed to journey and slay without plan
  Bring siege and terror to the cities of man
  Open Oberammergau
  Like hell was a womb, it tore
  And from the womb the creatures poured
  Troll, goblin, manticore
  Siege machine and armored whore
  There will be battle like never before
  The surface world learned of the malaise
  Black pope, usurper, he saw through the veil
  They plan their defense in the land of the wasted
  Africa, bitter fruit she'd tasted
  Ensign of industry, let it be raised
  There the camp of the black pope was placed
  His legions, through the valleys they raced
  Chariots they rode, their skulls were iron-plated
  Belching fire, freshly painted
  8000 battalions of knights freshly sainted
  But before they fought, they were vaccinated
  To protect them from the AIDS that had been created
  To continue the reign of black pope unabated
  The people at home got a version G-rated
  Here the GWAR invaded
  Began the violation
  The war barges, forecastles swarming
  Disgorging the troops, formations forming
  The low drone of the horning
  Sounding out a call, then a warning
  A nuclear salvo where GWAR was encroaching
  Within a second 10 legions were toasting
  Balsac said, "Did you feel something?"
  The lord was not boasting
  The enemy is vast, steel carpets the terrain
  Still they are forming, armored and trained
  They send forth a captain, OJ by name
  Flattus struck him in the brain
  Burst the helmet, made two parts of the mind
  Chopped through his gorget, through chest into spine
  And so, OJ's blood flows like wine
  Flattus said, "So ends a cowards time"
  Balsac is angry, he'll have no more
  He hurls his ax with great effort
  To smite Regis with terrible force
  His shield breaks, his hauberk unsews
  The ax bursts through the chest and torso
  Bright blood spurts, guts are loosed by the throw
  And with that ax the soul from body goes
  Said Jizmak, "That was a heavy blow"
  Beefcake, the mighty, clotted with spew
  His sword falls, skulls burst in two
  Eyes burst from sockets, he is not through
  Thousands of warriors, he does this to
  Piling up the corpses of those that he slew
  Until it was hard to tell if the pile grew
  Balsac said, "He is a princely lord"
  Said beefcake, "Yes, it's true"
  Jizmak smites, his hammer whirls
  Foreheads explode, entrails twirl
  Breaking open brain-pans as well
  Red blood flowing as souls speed to hell
  Oderus smites the black pope, exposing the brain
  The blade continued through meat and membrane
  Bright blood flowed in the grass where he was lain

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  Drop Drawersshow lyrics

  Drop Drawers

  (Clip of drop drawers)
  (oderus scatting)
  that's right kids don't be afraid to drop your drawers down
  drop 'em down laddy's
  drop 'em down lassie's
  drop 'em down one by one
  now drop 'em down all over the land
  what a cheeky ass, cheeky ass
  oh come to me, me lassie
  oh lassie, little lassie
  oh sweet little
  island miss with
  yer legs and yer kilt are stinkin' of piss

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  Eat Steelshow lyrics

  Eat Steel

  [Sang by Beefcake The Mighty]
  I see you coming a mile away I will not listen to a word you say
  [Chorus:]
  Look into my cold, dark eyes I will never apologize
  And you will...
  EAT STEEL EAT STEEL EAT STEEL [etc...]
  [Chorus]

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  Time For Deathshow lyrics

  Time For Death

  Sun goes down, bodies on the ground. Swollen
  with pus, I shall further expound. As the
  vultures swirl, the batons twirl. We've come
  for your entrails. And now it's time for death.
  And now it's time, Death's mime is rhymed...
  Sun comes up bloody pulp. People of your
  planet all writhe in muck. Life's a piece of shit,
  you are living it. You deserve no less than death.
  Time for death, it's to the left. I've gotta smash
  my chin 'till I gotta cleft. Time for death, there's
  nothing left. I'm gonna rape your world, gonna go
  suck cock... And now it's time for death. Your
  nipples, expose your breasts. I'll burrow deep into
  your chest... Ahh
  There's no sun, just a human slum. Leaders
  of your people acting really dumb. Flies with
  the eyes, guys with the thighs, keeping a watch
  on Bilko's pies...

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  Think Ya Outta Know Thisshow lyrics

  Think Ya Outta Know This

  I'm the manager with the mostest
  I clear the profits from the concert grosses
  I make it snow up GWAR noses, so now they follow me like I'm Moses
  I'm not a Jew but God has chose us
  So now I'm sitting on the riches of Croesus
  I'm Sleazy and I think you outta know this!
  The girlies love me cause I wear the right clotheses
  They see the bulges when I strike the right poses
  Pull my pants down and you ask me can you blow this
  I say yes if you want halitosis
  I can't help my pork's got trigonosis
  I been plookin' a shoney's hostess
  I'm Sleazy and I think you outta know this!
  Everybody rip everybody else off
  Everybody rip everybody else off
  Everybody rip everybody else off
  Everybody rip, rip everybody off
  Think you outta know this!
  Their trying something that they hope you don't notice
  A moral oligarchy that is bogus
  You know you're there when your family is homeless
  You'll be beat in the streets with hoses
  The grays are waiting underground while they clone us
  They got a deal with the Masons to dispose us
  Toxic waste causes cancer by osmosis
  H.I.V. is crawling up your hoses
  I'm the man with the guts to expose this
  And people follow me like I'm Moses
  So before you think it's hopeless
  I'll start a coup right under their noses
  Now they know that they can't control us
  So don't forget the man who broke this

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  The Years Without Lightshow lyrics

  The Years Without Light

  Scanning the crowd.
  Defiling the writhing masses.
  I saw your death,
  Impaled on iron fences.
  Your fate was sealed.
  Your doom, to died on TV Because your death,
  your bloody death will never please me.
  You don't know what its like, yes you never could possibly understand.
  I would you would.
  What it means to stand where I stand;
  Atop a heap of heads and hands.
  Now its time to divide the line, to make up what's left of mind.
  Now you know, you know its almost time.
  Your world, your doom, your life, your destiny.
  To live for GWAR and die, die, die for me.
  You must not let them stop what you do,
  You may be destroyed before I enter you
  And you will do as I tell you to.

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  The Wheelshow lyrics

  The Wheel

  Bring forth those we have granted life
  So that they'
  Must die
  Death!
  Death to life!
  Break him ' break him on the wheel
  Death!
  Death to life!
  Worlds I have destroyed
  Gods I have annoyed
  Hatred makes me happy
  I'm often overjoyed
  Death!
  Death to life!
  Planets enslaved
  Popes to find their graves
  Your proudest works I grind to dust
  Your ass a ham to shave
  Broken on the wheel
  Fucked up way to die
  Even worse than crucifixion
  Bloated buzzards flock and fly
  Broken on the wheel
  This one here will do
  Smash your joints with steel shod rims
  Winding you into'
  The Wheel
  Such a marvelous invention
  Broken on the wheel
  Fucked up way to die
  Even worse than crucifixion
  Bloated buzzards flock and fly
  Broken on the wheel
  This one here will do
  Smash you with rims
  Wind you into'
  Death!
  Death to life!
  Planting a forest
  Not growing trees
  Wheel-broken corpses
  Souls scatter likes leaves
  Broken on the wheel
  Fucked up way to die
  Even worse than crucifixion
  Bloated buzzards flock and fly
  Broken on the wheel
  This one here will do
  Smash your joints with steel shod rims
  Winding you into
  The Wheel!

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  (Vlad) The Impalershow lyrics

  (Vlad) The Impaler

  Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler
  Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a sailor but he's
  Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler
  Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a Whaler
  Could have been a Tailor,
  He turned out to be Norman Mailer
  Whooooooaaaaaaaa
  He stepped back and he smoked a joint
  Twenty thousand peasants had to get the point
  Mommy was a hamster, Daddy was a jailer
  Real tough childhood for such a fucking failure!
  He's so glad he's
  Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler
  Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a sailor but he's
  Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler
  Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a Tailor
  Could have been a Whaler,
  He turned out to be Norman Mailer
  Whooooooaaaaaaaa
  V-L-A-D Vlad!
  When he was a boy, they sent him to the Turks
  But you know they didn't like him because all the Turks were jerks
  When Vlad returned home his wrath for his ancient foe had spurned
  But the ancient art of impalement was something that the boy had learned
  Oh, how he learned
  He learned, they burned and burned and burned
  Rotisseries of corpses turned
  Oh he's so glad,

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  U Ain't Shitshow lyrics

  U Ain't Shit

  My life is in a rut, I need a good
  in this room!
  Hand of Doom--Dontcha know--He's
  kick in the butt! My mind meets the
  U learn how to rock!
  U-ain't-shit-until!
  Where's my f**kin' axe? Don't need
  U ain't shit until you learn how to
  tonight there's meat on the menu!
  no shit playin' sax! Get the f**k--

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  Tune From Da Moonshow lyrics

  Tune From Da Moon

  YOU! Screwed it all up,
  Ruined everything for everyone.
  YOU! Won't even admit that
  it was all your fault.
  WHOAH! The self indulgent ego
  will bring you down where ever you go.
  All the hopes broken into tiny pieces,
  you should be kings, but you're wallowing in feces
  and now the tablet is broken.
  YOU! Got to get it right,
  you got to get back what you lost.
  YOU! Got to find all of the pieces,
  or the end of the world will come.
  I came here from the moon
  Just showed up this afternoon
  You broke the tablet
  Now you gotta fix it
  You broke it! Why'd you break it? You gotta fix it

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  Crack In The Eggshow lyrics

  Crack In The Egg

  The egg was spawned in our mutation pit
  In the bowels of your
  Earth it was grown
  Feeding on the blood of you loinspawn
  And all the filthy load that was blown
  Now the time is right for birth
  And whatever it is shall stalk the Earth
  What it looks like, I care not I just hope it kills a lot
  Crack in the egg
  Crack in the egg
  The time is right
  Crack in my pipe
  Parasitical scum, you die so easily
  But you always have sickened me
  Your will enslaved, you grovel for more
  Soon your bowels will litter the floor
  Cannibalistic depravity
  Bereft of all humanity
  A fitting feast of abject insanity
  A dark curtain before last calamity
  There is but one way to give the egg life
  Murder the innocent souls
  Their fluids project as their nipples are flayed
  Their skulls are fashioned into bowels
  You masses of humans are gagging in glee
  Now you gape but soon you'll be here with me
  If you're really lucky
  I'll vomit on thee
  I'll shit in your stump and then bathe you in pee
  Sunder your forms with my withering hacks
  Mash up your face with my gauntleted smacks
  Now bring me dead babies let their be no lack
  I got a bunch of them here in my sack
  I slaughtered your daughters,
  I mangled your sons
  If we kill enough of them the Gor-Gor will come
  The end of your race,
  we approach the hour Gor-Gor will get a blood-red baby shower
  We bathe him in death to celebrate life I'll be the doctor and
  Beef the midwife
  But it takes so long, how can I cut slack
  Shoot that fucker up with some crack Gor-Gor see him now inside the egg
  Please come out, Gor-Gor of you I beg Will he be a happy child
  Maybe Most likely he'll be a crack-baby
  We infected his being with evil drugs
  So he would grow up and be a thug
  Destroy the planet, the world he will mug
  The human race will die and we will just shrug

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  Baby Rapershow lyrics

  Baby Raper

  Babyraper, sperm creator
  Hulking, brutish masturbator
  Babyraper, emasculator
  Fleshy flap valve navigator
  Never leave me,
  Babyraper
  Melted cum ejaculator
  Spackled filth evaporator
  High colonic spackulator the
  Babyraper the Babyraper
  My quest for sex consumes all my life
  Being a god I do what i like I know it hurts you when I fuck a child
  Cum-sumed with cumming I've simply gone wild
  Drinking and drowning in lakes full of lust
  I'll still jerk off even when I cum dust
  My sex is my hatred
  My penis a tool
  My balls are imploding I'm playing the fool
  My butt crack is folding
  The crap that it's holding I heap it all over the stool
  Oh, Babyraper I'm the fucking
  Babyraper I'm the guy who stiffed the waiter
  Mangled public flagellator
  Turgid bowel exaggerator
  Fleshy flap-valved gladiator

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  Message From The Scallop Boatshow lyrics

  Message From The Scallop Boat

  Dear Oderus Urungus
  Hey man, do you remember me
  I remember you
  I was the guy with the grizzled face and the lousy weed
  And the really bad tattoo
  And now I'm doing 20 to life
  for killing the guy
  that was humping my wife
  So I thought I'd write a letter to you
  Scallop Boat now baby
  Scallop boat
  IV coke now baby
  Funky scallop, funky scallop boat
  I used to work on a scallop boat
  I made some money there
  I used to do the I.V. coke
  Lost some money there
  Scallop boat now baby
  Scallop boat
  I.V. coke now baby
  Funky scallop
  Funky scallop boat
  Down here in jail I do as I'm able
  Got caught smoking crack and they cut off my cable
  But could you drop by and maybe bust me outta here
  But there is one thing that I don't understand
  I thought The South Pole was the home of the band
  Or do you just keep your slaves in Richmond
  don't break up man
  keep it together
  I love you guys
  I LOVE YOU GUYS
  funky funky scallop boat

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  Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bongshow lyrics

  Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong

  Ahhh...sweet youth
  The joys of becoming a teenage prostitute
  Or in my case a blood-crazed gladiator
  Til I got stuck on this planet and got hooked
  on the weed and the crack and the booze and the pills and the speed
  And the sex and the mud and blood and the shit
  Let's go hit the
  Nitro-burning funny bong
  Just one hit, your life goes wrong
  Nitro-burning funny bong
  Another stupid stoner song
  Fat and lame
  The claws have been clipped and the tigers been tamed
  By a bong, and a schlong
  Yes now we have all seen how games can go wrong
  My brains filled with bees and my cock is diseased
  Laden with pus it hangs well past my knees
  A swarm of narcotics could get me through this
  My manager's gonna be pissed
  Let's go hit the
  Nitro-burning funny bong
  Just one hit, your life goes wrong
  Nitro-burning funny bong
  Another stupid stoner song
  Oh, can you take it
  Yeah, do a monster
  Oh, can you deal with it
  We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys
  Now I'm old
  Strapped in my cell as I cultivate mold
  In the twilight of my years
  I am still a drug addict
  I'm sucking all night long on a ten foot bong
  Moistened with lotion,
  wrapped in a sarong I live like a king
  but you know that I act like a faggot
  Once was a warrior, now just a sponge
  High all the time got a dick like a muskellunge
  My glorious destiny it turned to shit
  Can I get another hit
  From the Nitro-burning funny bong
  Just one hit, your life goes wrong
  Nitro-burning funny bong
  Another stupid stoner song
  Oh, can you take it
  Yeah, do a monster
  Oh, can you deal with it
  We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys

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  Cool Place To Parkshow lyrics

  Cool Place To Park

  [Sang by Beefcake, Only on CD version]
  Frozen it time.
  We watched as you grew.
  Now the ice is gone.
  And now, we travel on -
  Seems like forever.
  Y'know we're look for...
  We can't find cool cool cool place to park
  Old Medusa with her gorgon braids
  She invites us to her promenade
  Driving in our death-machines
  A thousand years or more
  Around and around and around and around the block
  Y'know we're looking for
  A cool place to park
  Satan's sow is honking
  Hera's slowly creeping nymphs in my back seat
  all dripping on my naugahyde please let me find a COOL PLACE TO PARK!
  humanity is in my way your golden arches and your shopping malls
  remind us you must fall down down fall down fall down cool park cool park
  [repeated alot]

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  Tormentorshow lyrics

  Tormentor

  Tor...
  Tormentor...
  Born into the fog of war
  It left a scar
  He watched his family turn to sludge
  He was appalled, they often are
  Because
  Here are the skulls of the vanquished
  Here are the weapons he used
  The more strength you have, the more that he hates you
  You must be consumed
  This is his story
  Festooned with glory
  This is history
  It's not a sin
  Festooned with finery
  You'll find him in the winery
  Festooned with filigree
  These are the maggots in the wounds
  Tor... (He is Tormentor)
  Mentor... (Tormentor)
  Attack-or... (He is Attack-or)
  (Tormentor) Tor... Tor... Tor...
  You must retaliate
  He moves
  His armor crinkles like a ferrous dinosaur
  That sound is the sound of his armor
  Here are the skulls of the vanquished
  Here are the weapons he used
  The stronger you are, the more that he hates you
  You will be consumed
  Festooned with filigree
  This is history
  This is his story
  An allegory
  Tor... (He is Tormentor)
  Mentor... (Tormentor)
  Attack-or... (He is Attack-or)
  (Tormentor) Tor... Tor... Tor...
  Tor... (He is Tormentor)
  Mentor... (Tormentor)
  Attack-or... (He is Attack-or)
  Tormentor (Tormentor) Tor... Tor... Tor...
  It is said he once cracked a smile
  It was said his blood was made of bile
  It is said his thews are mighty
  It is said his views are righty
  His loins heave with sap

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  In Her Fearshow lyrics

  In Her Fear

  In her fear in her fear in her fear
  You tried to walk away
  How far did you go
  And then you came back
  You called to let me know
  I went to visit you
  I rode on a bus
  But when I got to you
  By then you were on the bus
  In her fear in her fear in her fear
  I called to let you know
  I called just, I called just, just
  But there was no one home.
  I'm coming after you
  I'm gonna make you love me
  And you'll be so proud of me
  That when I visit you
  You won't be scared of me
  I come to visit you
  I just want to talk to you now
  I just wanna look at you
  Now I'm strapped to the electric chair
  In her fear

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  Immortal Corruptershow lyrics

  Immortal Corrupter

  Centuries of carnage
  Centuries of chaos yet unfolding
  A planet built on bone
  Spinning in a space
  Unmolded
  Armies are arrayed
  Like toys on tabletops it? almost funny
  Bodies raped and flayed
  The sea is red with blood the sky is sunny
  Immortal!
  Corrupter!
  Your entrails are displayed
  Upon a rack we break the bones within you
  Your fighters are dismayed and wonder if it is wise to continue
  To resist my will
  The babies that I bake fill a volcano
  I? clogging up the kill
  My wretched baby paste requires Drano
  I? out of my mind
  Immortal Corrupter
  Malignance defined
  Chew the womb, seal the tomb, leave the dead behind
  Immortal Corrupter
  Dagger of the mind
  The betrayer is enraged
  His mask is gone his crimson hauberk cloven
  His brains they are arrayed
  Amongst the ruin of the lies he? spoken
  Immortal!
  Corrupter!
  And if I was a sperm
  I? consecrate my germ and then continue
  And if I was a worm
  I? find a way that I could crawl up in you
  Crawl up in you!
  And if I was a sperm? Immortal!
  And if I was a worm? Corrupter!
  If I was a sperm, if I was a germ?
  I? out of my mind
  Immortal Corrupter
  Malignance defined
  Immortal Corrupter

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  Jagermonstashow lyrics

  Jagermonsta

  If you look at it you'll get drunk
  Frothing mass of filthy chunk
  Bloodshot eye and boiling spew
  To kick the ass of punks like you
  Seeking ancient wisdom, drinking with the gods
  Rolling in the gutter, craving bloated bloody scrod
  Where it came from none can say
  Though they do so anyway
  Memories of braincells lost
  Promoting drunken holocaust
  Try - to tame the fury of the Jagermonsta
  Drinking, stinking, falling down
  Acting like a fucking clown
  A drunk who got what he deserved
  At least his corpse is well-preserved
  The Jagermonster comes to slay
  By making you get drunk today
  Then drive your car until it skids
  Into a busload of retarded kids
  Who burn alive, you drunken fuck and then get hit by another truck
  Bleeding retards in the dirt
  The funny things that you're not hurt
  The coops don't come, you get away
  You'll live to drink another day...
  Hooray! Every stupid thing I do the Jagermonster tells me to
  Bring forth now the virgin, soon her flesh to flay
  Oh, she's not a virgin
  Still, we'll kill her anyway
  That means we can fuck her
  And fuck her we will
  Then we will go get drunk and find
  Someone else to kill
  Drunken vengence from the grave
  Hooves are flailing, nailing slaves
  Beware the power of the Jagermonster!

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  Jack The Worldshow lyrics

  Jack The World

  Rid yourself of all the worthless crap in which you wallow
  Here's an iron fist of death for you to swallow
  Undead from Antarctia, the signals pumping free
  C'mon lets wake the maggot up, it's on
  Slave Pit TV
  You might sleep on concrete slabs, or be a blithering bohab
  Yet your growth is exponential if you consume excremental
  [Chorus:]
  Pay to Play
  Every single day
  You feel your brain cells
  Melt away
  The appalling calling
  Why don't you go away
  We'll jack your world!
  Now your in the maggot chamber, corpses fill the charnel manger
  Toilets pointing underground, can't forget the sloppy sound
  Jack jack the world [x3]
  [Chorus]
  I wanna suck like lovers do I wanna lose a
  Grammy too I wanna kick the teeth outta you

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  Zombies, Marchshow lyrics

  Zombies, March

  Welcome once gain
  To the bloody pit, my friends
  We're so glad you could attend
  Come and die, come and die
  Yes, the bloody pit of horror, here
  As sick as is Gomorrah queer
  It's purpled purpose crinkly clear, here
  I, I
  I, I
  I, I, I lead the zombie army
  They, they, they are my sweetest slaves
  These creatures, well, they shall never harm me
  Well, I saved them from far beyond the grave
  Lid on coffin cold
  Return was foretold
  Barrel, box or bloody sack
  Planted deep, they still come back
  Beyond the world of life
  Beneath the scroll of time
  The zombies rise and curse the light
  They curse the living and they bite
  You find it alarming
  I find it quite charming
  They way the dead
  They explode from the ground
  I found it amazing
  The dead we were raising
  And the stinking pile of bodies
  Formed a molten-nipple mound
  I, I
  Your life is lost yet un-death found
  The bloody pit of horror
  Has a bloody tale to tell
  The bloody pit of holy shit
  Oh, motherfucking, what the hell?
  I, the bloody pit of horror, I
  I, I lead the zombie army
  I, I lead the zombie army
  I, I lead the zombie army
  I, I, they are my sweetest slaves
  My sweetest slaves
  The zombie king, he walks alone
  The zombie king, he has no throne
  Just a never ending hunger
  And a hole that can't be filled
  By the centuries of victims
  From the living he has killed
  Who have all passed beneath the earth
  To transform into living dead
  And swell his martial ranks
  Who ever would have thought
  You could teach them to drive tanks?
  Drive tanks through banks, zombies, march
  The zombie king, he calls his troops
  Der Krieg is coming soon
  The filthy fiend stand wall-to-wall
  And this is a big room
  The creatures of the underworld
  Are an imposing bunch
  But zombies are my sweetest slaves
  As long as they get lunch
  Vampires, they fucking suck
  You know because they're gay
  Biker werewolves, what a joke
  They've sure seen better days
  Zombie king, don't give a damn
  'Cause he already rules
  Even though his followers
  Are nincompoops and boobs

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  Release The Fliesshow lyrics

  Release The Flies

  Mount up, rip torn
  Launch beast, reborn
  Torture, release the flies
  Your karma is the stench of a thousand whore's thighs
  My wrath has? emerged from it's bottomless pit
  Unto a world drowning in shit and you are it
  Torture, release the flies
  Your dogma's the sheen of a dying man's eyes
  A plague to disrupt the intentions of your breeding

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  If I Could Be Thatshow lyrics

  If I Could Be That

  Angry
  Stupid
  Drunken
  Violent
  Angry
  Stupid
  Bitter
  Won't be silent
  I wanna be something
  I wanna see something
  I'm gonna get nothing
  I want you
  I wanna be something
  Don't wanna be nothing
  If I could be that
  If I could really be that
  If I could be that for you
  I'll huff and puff
  I'd like to blow my life down
  If I could be that for you
  Angry stupid bitter violent
  angry stupid won't be silent
  Angry stupid violent
  I want you

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  I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)show lyrics

  I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)

  When I first met you, I knew I loved you.
  Now that one + one is two, I don't wanna
  cum inside of you. Now I kiss your lips,
  now I mount your hips. Now I read
  your mind, your slimey hind--Sublime!
  I'm feeling the peeling, mind reeling.
  I race unto the plague. I'll bring you
  a big coat of butter--to slick your
  dead dick way. I'm in love with a
  dead dog...
  Paw in fist we stalk through the
  rutabaga garden. We've been to the clinic,
  we know our love is clean. We walk to-
  gether, but fill up seperately. We share
  a cheese ball. We just do it all. The
  butter so bitter, the shitter. Well it
  gapes vacantly. The higher the litter,
  the shitter, has justly righted three...
  (The Death of Pookie)
  You begin to bore me, with your breath
  like rubber. You scream "Don't stop",
  I hope you don't pop. I'm in love, with
  a shove, meaty glove.

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  World O' Filthshow lyrics

  World O' Filth

  Welcome to your world of filth--Where
  costly cash is jumbo puke. The words
  They rhyme the sound you crave. You lust for
  What's called Jumbo-Pave. For what's called
  Jumbo Pay--A. Here within your filthy
  World the Terror-Mongers fight the
  Squirrels. So come on down to Dynasty, and
  You get Muscular Dystrophy. That girl outside
  She said she'd lick but she lied. Your world
  It writhes, it makes me frown--But you
  Can set it aflame--The Molten Nipple Mound!
  Your lives--controlled--Fortune favors
  The bold! World o' filth, filth

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  KZ Necromancershow lyrics

  KZ Necromancer

  KZ Necromancer
  KZ Necromancer
  KZ Necromancer
  He's a fancy dancer
  From Auschwitz down to Paraguay
  Following the path of the good Doctor Mengele
  They talk about a town down in old Brazil
  The babies there all look alike
  You know they always will
  Just an angel of death with a black leather bag
  A figure in white with a bloody black flag
  KZ Necromancer
  I remember the bunker
  We knew that our day would come
  Here's a new round of injections
  Everybody must have some
  Sometimes it's sad we kill babies
  To protect our soldiers from scabies
  As I tear out stem cells the tears almost come
  Then I remember these people are scum
  KZ Doctor at the door
  Fuhrer semen scraped from floor
  Necromancer come to call
  House-to-house with blobs of ball
  It's a KZ Nazi neck-romance
  He's all up in your wife's pants...
  Every drop of cum on the floor
  Are legions of SS who cannot fight war
  Save the Fuhrer's seed
  It is what we need
  To save the Master Race
  Don't let him cum on Eva's face
  Delivering the samples of the filthy Fuhrer seed
  The Bloody Pit is crying for it's victims, it must feed...
  The "doctor" goes from house to house
  He's glad to make the call...
  And if it's born without a head
  That's no problem at all
  Mengele crack the code?
  Steal the seed? Blow the load? [x2]
  Research reached a tipping point
  We could not comprehend
  Essential truths were seen as lies
  It made no fucking sense
  That's when he
  Returned from the dead
  KZ Necromancer
  Ghastly he grinned through his gaping Deaths-Head
  He brought the truth of the Old Ones...
  He wrote it out on the wall
  With these ideas a great breakthrough was made
  With hunks of wet gold I was handsomely paid
  Also called Heydrich, "The Spider"...
  That wiggled and squiggled and stuck it inside her...

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  I Hate Love Songsshow lyrics

  I Hate Love Songs

  I hate love songs and I hate lovers
  I hate everything that I can't have so I hate you
  I hate love songs and I hate lovers
  I hate everything that I can't have so I hate you
  I hate movies with happy endings
  Like that one I saw where all the girls were beautiful like you
  Like you
  Like you
  Like you
  I hate wet dreams and masturbation
  I hate everything that feels good like sex with you
  I hate flowers and little birdies
  Makes me wanna puke when I see something cuddily like you
  I'm bored
  with your insanity
  I'm too tired to smile at your stupidity
  You've took the very best of me
  fell in love push came to shove but you broke so easily
  I love hate songs 'bout mass destruction
  other people's pain takes my mind off you
  I love puppies when they're road-kill
  They're too cute too live, too cute to live, too cute
  like you
  I'm bored
  with immortality
  I'm too tired to stick it out for eternity
  You've took the very best of me
  fell in love push came to shove and you broke so easily
  I hate love songs
  I hate love songs
  I hate love songs
  I hate love!

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  Horror Of Yigshow lyrics

  Horror Of Yig

  "Horror is a face, and you must make a friend of horror horror
  and moral terror are your friends and they are not.
  that they are your enimies the horror"
  [from "Apocalypse Now"]
  I saw Yig. Yig saw me.
  We're together in dark concavity.
  I saw Yig. He's so big. He smokes cigs.
  Eats just like a pig.
  Ooooohhhhhh! I saw Yig. I saw Yig. I saw, I saw Yig!
  Yig now is shifting his gibbering mass.
  He hides boils with maggots.
  The pus-sac extrudes.
  The horror that is Yig...
  When he rapes your mind, your mind will snap like a twig.
  Shaping and raping, his conscience is clear.
  Infest - black death.
  Spreads hate and foul cheer.
  The horror, The HORROR!
  Where Yig doth tread no man tread tomorrow.
  Reeking death harvest of humans in hatred.
  Suck on the shitbag of what you created,
  What we created. Yig now in coming, Yig now is here.
  Yig now he makes things impossibly queer.
  Piles of maggots
  Clouds of flies
  Putrid breath
  And bulging eyes.
  Yig comes and you die, you all die.

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  War Toyshow lyrics

  War Toy

  Tongue in my anal cave
  Churning through the bestial muck
  A cosmic forklift rules my throbbing asshole
  The all eye says you are the right slave
  To be my anal knave, tongue in my anal cave
  Boy, you're just a war toy
  You're my little anal butter boy
  Oh, I'm so filled with joy, oh, I'm so filled with joy
  Now I know glee
  Ten million hosebags every day
  They die for me to have my way
  Surely, it is their deaths they seek
  To brave my toxic anal reek
  Yes, I'm so glad he is among us
  I'm so glad he is a fungus
  I'm so glad he is among us, philled condoms
  My nipples explode
  You're just a war toy
  You're my little anal butter boy
  Oh, I'm so filled with joy, oh, I'm so filled with joy
  Now I know glee, till I'll be he
  Let's all go drink and kill and fart
  Now sure it's fun, but is it art? Toughie
  The all eye sees the butt disease
  Humanity is on their knees with little boys
  That little war toys
  And what a pretty little butter boys
  Oh, I'm so filled with joy, oh, I'm so filled with joy

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  Lords And Mastersshow lyrics

  Lords And Masters

  As master of this mudball, I feed the fire high
  With corpses of my victims, the beacon leaps alight!
  A vision of the cosmos of a planet wracked in pain
  Far off sensors detect chaos billions more are slain
  We have thrown a party
  The guests are set aflame
  Create a blinding bleacon
  One that shall proclaim:
  GWAR lives! GWAR rules!
  We scream towards the stars
  We have counted all of them and claim them now as ours
  Lords and masters
  Lords and masters
  Lords and masters
  Lords and masters of all we survey
  The master sent us here
  As penance for our crimes
  I do believe we kicked his ass,
  I do believe its time...
  Can't you see me from the void?
  Can't you feel my hate?
  As my brothers rape and kill the cripples I create
  Lords and masters
  Lords and masters
  Lords and masters
  Lords and masters of all we survey
  Many have mocked us, many have died
  Don't need to succeed
  So we don't try
  Destined to godhood to many's dismay
  Just lords and masters of all we survey
  We reject our sentence, it's far too cruel a fate
  I'll lure you in and take your ship and fly off with me mates
  GWAR lives! GWAR rules!
  We scream towards the stars
  Return to the glory of Alpha Centari
  We're sick of playing bars!
  Their innards bloat outwards just like swollen slugs
  We inject their women and rape all their drugs
  Embracing this hatred and all it entails
  A bulging and bloated harvest of entrails
  Many have mocked us, many have died
  Don't need to succeed
  So we don't try
  Destined to godhood to many's dismay
  Just lords and masters of all we survey
  Lords and masters
  Lords and masters
  Lords and masters
  Lords and masters of all we survey
  It couldn't be more clear, its not fucking braille
  A bloated and bleeding and bloody harvest of entrails
  Squirming from my dick-slit, they look like shell-less snails!
  Compared to my crimes, Hitler's pale!
  Compared to my crimes
  Compared to my crimes

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  The Litany Of The Slainshow lyrics

  The Litany Of The Slain

  And we begin our litany
  Of peopled killed by mostly me
  Goatie the load, he's first in line
  Antarctic Ant not far behind
  Ripped an arm off Melvin Fleebish
  Mutant cockroach not for squeamish
  Uncle Knobby crushed by engine
  Pretty Pookie anus-bending
  Anton Reemcobb he expoloded
  Redneck got his chest imploded
  Biker Bitch she was de-titted
  Stubbles on a pike was spitted
  Cranial-crush the Franken Ref
  Ollie North was kicked to death
  Smashed flat was Mutant Baby
  Small Sac had to join the Navy
  The Litany of the Vanquished
  The Litany of the Slain
  You know their names will someday vanish
  Enshrined in death they shall remain
  Mr.Fudgie, death came quickly
  Mrs.Fudgie, slow and sickly
  Mangled spleen of Noriega
  Log suck Off, yeah we betrayed ya
  Crucified the Oral Swallow
  Bested Techno, threats were hollow
  Bozo waged his mortal combat
  Edna Grambo raped with wombat
  The Litany of the Vanquished
  the Corporal yes he lost his tits
  Private Parts was drowned in shit
  Poor ole Tome was beaten badly
  Him was hacked and slashed up madly
  The Litany of the Slain
  Father Bohab waped til dead
  Gor gor big sword thru the head
  Smelly Hippy shotgun blast
  Art Fag with a face-rip fast
  you know their names with someday vanish
  Reeko Bowel Grande he was flayed
  Nigel Ponce was thricely gayed
  Gor Borg got a spear through the gullet
  Hitler had to bite the bullet
  Enshrined in death they shall remain
  Bag Lady disemboweled
  Butterfly Boy raked and trowled
  Butterfly Girl had no luck
  Flopsy with a facial fist fuck
  Boss Glom he had his face melted
  World Maggot was thricely belted
  Flesh column with a double fist chop
  OJ got jugular slit-stop
  Jerry Garcia heart attack
  Frank Sinatra hammer whack
  Bloody beatdown Cardinal Syn
  Syn Warriors were chopped at chin
  Gray Aliens stuck and skewered
  Alien Baby was manured
  Michael Jackson was a fighter
  Jerry Springer struck by lighter
  Mutant Penguins what a joke
  Robo-Sleazy get a rope
  Bill Clinton hacked and mangled
  Monika her entrails tangled
  Lady Die, death expected
  El Duce, resurrected
  Jon Benet a bloody mass
  Dead Elvis a spear up ass
  The Master wasn't very scary
  But John Kerry very hairy
  Marilyn Manson he got skinned
  Jagermonsta flipped and pinned
  Dr.Leaky got jaw knocked off
  Double tit chop Lara Croft
  Al Gore saw his flesh a rending
  Bush's death was never-ending
  Bonsesnapper he never died
  Skullix did, though life he tried
  Bloody Mary crushed by bison
  Kicked the shit out of Mike Tyson
  Courtney Love was raped and rotten
  Had to hand a guy named Saddam
  Osama crushed by weights so heavy
  Found the head of Chandra Levy
  Pope John Paul got bit by Gor Gor
  Bashed and thrashed the Reagonator
  Laci Peterson was found
  Dick Cheny guts unwound
  Paris Hilton fucked a donkey
  Sharon Osbourne rather wonky
  Lordi's head was on a stick
  Va Tech dude what a dick
  Jewcifer run down by camel
  Double arm rip Toe Enamel
  Hell Cop got a spear up ass
  Ultimate Bohab quickly gassed
  Nazi Pope was executed
  Mo Ho Med electrocuted
  Hillary Clinton murdered mama
  Gruesome killing of Obama
  John McCain saw his guts spilling
  Sawborg Destructo saw the killing
  Messy death for General Zog'
  Another baby crushed with log
  And that's what this song is for
  The creatures that were killed by GWAR

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  Womb With A Viewshow lyrics

  Womb With A View

  Fiendish and crude
  Froosty and lews
  This is the life I have whored myself to
  Spackled and battered and smothered and covered
  And cleaving and cloven and bitter and blued
  Your womb
  Your breeding sac
  Your womb is a membrane I must penetrate
  Your womb is a sewer
  I grunt at the grate
  Your womb is a sewer
  Your womb is manure
  but still, I'm worse
  My life is a sinkhole
  Egregious and rude
  Worm fested and filthy
  Froosty and lewd
  A womb with a view
  When one becomes two
  Fuck you
  Never to matter the number of flies feasting the flab that bolsters your thighs
  Your womb
  Your breeding hive
  Womb with a view
  I see you
  I was born
  Deep in the void
  Raped by millions I soon grew
  Annoyed!
  Could I somehow elope?
  Like a molecule in a microscope
  So your womb won't become the tomb of our dead baby
  Never to matter the number of flies
  Lapping the flab that bolsters your thighs
  Womb with a view
  When one becomes two
  Fuck you
  Your womb is a membrane I must penetrate
  Your womb is a sewer
  I grunt at the grate
  Your womb is a sewer
  Your womb is manure

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  Rock N Roll Never Felt So Goodshow lyrics

  Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good

  I met her at a donkey show.
  She was minutes past thirteen.
  Sucking on a cherry yoo-hoo.
  Reading "Nugget" magazine.
  Cum splattered tube-top.
  Scrawny pre-pube tits.
  That's when I saw she was quadraplechick.
  And I said "Baby you're looking good"
  That's when I noticed her legs were wood
  I grabbed a stump and dragged her out the door
  I need a hole
  I don't need no hips
  I laid a line of coke on her tits
  That's when I ripped off her dirty shit-filled drawers
  [Chorus:]
  Good, should, could, I think it feels pretty good [x2]
  So good, so good, so good, so good, so good, so good [x a lot]
  It wasn't nothing pretty, she took my genital germ
  Her limbless body thrashed about filled with infected sperm
  I criss-crossed with the cables,
  I smashed her face through a door
  They found her in a plastic bag down by highway 64
  And I said "Baby your looking good"
  That's when I saw her legs were wood
  And all you people...
  You just can't understand
  I need a hole
  I don't need know hips
  I need the taste of dick on my lips
  I fucked her asshole with a piece of frozen shit
  [Chorus]

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  B.D.F.show lyrics

  B.D.F.

  Dead..
  Baby Dick Fuck
  Baby Dick Fuck
  Take your fat tongue!
  And curl it into a 'U',
  You take and unborn child who knows not what you do
  [Chorus:]
  Baby Dick Fuck
  Baby Dick Fuck
  Baby Dick Fuck -
  Baby Dick Fuck -
  Baby dick Fuck
  Baby Dick Suck
  Baby Dick Fuck
  Baby Dick Fuck
  There's no excuse, give him the goose
  With a push and then a shove
  Teach that child how grown-ups love
  [chorus]
  Fuck Fuck Suck Suck Fuck Fuck
  I haunt the malls and the
  Burger Kings I am the giver of pain
  Splitting the rumps of the wicked
  Only the nipples remain [x2]
  The cherub screams "NO" as I move to defile
  Our bodies entwine in a puddle of bile
  Many years later we'll look back and smile
  As we thrash about on the urine-drenched tile
  The delivery room is as still as a tomb
  I fuck the child while its still in your womb
  The child is now dead and you start to blubber
  Fuck your warm corpse with your child as a rubber
  Take your fat tongue, ram it up her bung
  Her face is packed with cum We've only just begun
  From your head, your eyes I pluck
  Give you savage socket fuck
  Work my wand of black obsidian
  End up like a Branch Davidian
  Baby Dick Fuck
  Baby Dick Fuck
  Baby Dick Fuck [x a lot]

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  The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Faceshow lyrics

  The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face

  How inquisitive, and delighting you've inquired who the hell I am..
  Allow me to elucidate, perhaps pontificate
  Upon the state of my most great and perfect plan
  I am he who has been him back when man
  Swam Pangean seas as aquatic apes I am he who has been her as she once
  Bled the world with the words of psychotic fate
  While GWAR slept I kept their minds content
  To give their flesh consent to my
  Ever loving seed
  Undying research has given to death, rebirth
  The tools of urber science to fight
  Most faceless enemies
  Who do you think your up against?
  Some chaotic stupidity I'll show you conflict management
  With my extensive
  Supergeniosity Inventions of my secret lab
  The Homogenizer
  It studies the species Bohad Homo cum sum a tor
  What is it that makes the ideal man?
  Bravado? Machismo?
  Is it something secreted from the gland?
  It's called Jizmogloben
  If death, to you is a bore
  And life just seems to lack
  Consider becoming a whore
  To the lesson of the past
  The end of all time after time after time
  Has left the world wanting for new hopes and fears
  I have produced a new product line
  With cryptic truth too horrible to hear I've got the guts to face
  Skulhed We've got the guts to face
  Skulhed We've got the guts...
  Words that healed.
  Legend that have taught
  Oral traditions both fought for and lost
  Secrets of success.
  Shouts filled with hate
  Documents declaring freedoms of state
  I bleed humanity's figurines of history
  I weave travesties tapestries of infamy
  But I can't deny it always as such
  Oh no, nada, nein, non, nyet, nix, not!
  Pathetically beautiful I was once then
  Ruled peaceful planets, sublime, before sin
  It's so easy to not see
  The obvious enemies
  To put your problems on I've been sick of it all along
  Now the ultimate morph into
  Powers that will dwarf
  The sum of every nation
  And all known information
  If you can't stand it the way
  I have planned it I'll export you off the Earth, sell ya for all your worth
  Then your enemy will have a face - traitor of the human race
  As your shipped off to the innermost reaches of outer space
  Yes! The best I possibly can be
  Applause for me.
  The insidiously `live` spelt backwards

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  The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7show lyrics

  The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7

  (Background words spoken by BalSac The Jaws Of Death)
  Y'know, back in outer space we used to drink -
  a lot We used to take all kinds of kick-ass drugs
  And showed blatant disrespect for any authority figures
  Little did we know we were undermining our entire value system...
  At that time I was serving in the Masters 3rd Scumdog Legion
  aboard a planetary infection barge,
  attempting to obey a host of confusing orders,
  but mostly satisfying only our lust for slaughter ravingly drunk half the time,
  I only realized a battle had started
  when I heard the roar of the fleets plasma bombardment.
  Piling into our armored assault pods we began our descent
  to the planets pulverized surface.
  We were met by a flight of primitive interceptors
  which we devastated with soaring blast of nuclear hatred,
  flashing through the debris cloud into the atmosphere below.
  The obliteration of Flab Quarv 7 On the horizon was the blazing outlines
  of a bombed city, the outlying areas dotted with flaming craters
  and fleeing refuges I vomited out the window and led our battalion
  on a blazing attack on the non-combatants pulpifying their flesh
  in a rain of sulfuric plasma burst.
  The mass mutilation of a world ensued,
  with those not being fit for slave labor being herded
  into gigantic flaming pits.
  We laughed as several thousand years
  of cultural development were wiped out
  in a single blundering instant.
  Gorged on guts, gouged out eyes
  Captives fill the breeding hive
  Desecrate their sovereign world
  Bloated, bloody, drunken churl
  Cultures crumble, races die
  Stench of midgets fill the sky
  Smashing skulls with ghastly crunch
  Pretty soon we'll break for lunch
  Later, as we flew through deep space
  Ritually disemboweling our victims
  The navigator informed us that we
  Attacked the wrong planet.
  Hehehehehahaha

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  This Toilet Earthshow lyrics

  This Toilet Earth

  I wake you up in the morning baby with a kick in the tit I treat you like shit!
  You love it
  Smack you right in the face now baby, just to show you I care
  And then I kick you pregnant ass right down the stairs
  Slap slap slap
  U around
  Slap slap slap
  U around
  Slap slap slap
  U around
  All day.. All day,
  every fucking day I pay the doctor bills baby,
  so I'll break what I want I spend all my money in a fucking restaurant
  I let you live in my house now woman,
  I take you out on the town I want some payback now woman,
  I get to slap you around
  Slap slap slap
  U around
  Slap slap slap
  U around
  Slap slap slap
  U around

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  Scumdogs of the Universeshow lyrics

  Scumdogs of the Universe

  Here's a little something from a God to a slave,
  I never should of been let out the fucking microwave!
  We're on this planet and we're running a muck,
  I should give a shit but I don't give a fuck!
  Ever since I was a scumdog, I blew a cum-wad.
  I need a mother-fucking suckadickalickalong!
  Burning a mall or two, blowing the load I spew.
  You don't wanna fucking fuck me? I'll Fuck you!
  This is your ass, and I'm in it.
  My man sexy will fuck you up in a minuet.
  With an axe, sword, mace, pike your limbless.
  Then I'll fuck your ass till its rimless!
  
  Oh! You humans always screaming!
  Oh! As you suckle on my semen!
  Oh! And the shit is always steamin'
  A drunk, a pervert, a junkie and a sodimizer.
  But you can call me the salaminizer
  Give unto give unto give unto give unto
  My life is a luxury, so filled with hate.
  I got fifty slaves heaping maggots on my plate.
  From my fortress in Antarctica I watch the world die
  On my Sony Trinitron that's switched to channel 5.
  Back on the road, its no lie....
  Stupid fucking humans pay money to die!
  Crushed in the pit, nailed to the stage
  I only suck the souls that are underage.

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  Carnival of Chaosshow lyrics

  Carnival of Chaos

  he was a boy - he was a fine child
  He had the leather boots
  and the riding crop
  in Jerusalem
  Oh Sammy
  My hap flap slappy clam ma'am
  We've come
  To take you home
  But Sammy where are you
  Sammy where are you
  They said - said you're a star who
  recognized to the other side
  Oh Sammy could you be my bride
  Whats that?
  What's to be with you?
  Have to kiss
  Those who would kill you
  Have to try for the other side
  Oh... can you live my life?
  Sammy where are you
  Where were you going to?
  What were you going through
  Satanic Black Jew
  coo coo cahchoo
  Waffle bucket brigade
  consorting with the queen of the dead
  Billy Boy
  Timmy Toy
  Jimmy Joy
  Joe
  oh sammy
  My slap hap pappy Ma'am
  we've come to take you home
  Kneeling at the altar
  Rolling like a log
  Drinking with the Rat Pack
  Barking like a dog
  We've come to admire you
  Not even Frank could fire you
  Oh Sam
  we've come to take you home
  With your shining teeth of gold
  And your soul you said you sold
  We've come to take you there
  With your shining teeth of gold
  And your soul they said you sold
  you said you sold you said they sold
  for rock and roll
  whoa yeah
  With your shining teeth of gold
  And your soul you said you sold
  into my little pocket
  We put it all away
  save you up for another day
  I've come to buff your slab
  I know it makes you mad
  Tiny little mice nibbling on your gonads
  Tiny belly button is an inny and an outty
  And a shouty shout at home

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  Fuckin' An Animalshow lyrics

  Fuckin' An Animal

  Oh I am Fuckin' an animal
  I'm fuckin' an animal
  I'm holding on the horns
  I'm fuckin' an animal
  I'm involved with porn
  I'm fuckin' an animal
  Sure is nice and warm in here
  I'm fuckin' an animal drinking fifty beers
  I'm fuckin' an animal blowing fifty steers
  I'm fuckin' an animal
  Oh, I'm a fucking queer
  I'm fuckin' an animal
  Didn't have to take her on a date
  Just had to stand here on a crate
  No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment
  Just me and animal,
  Getting my dick bent I'm fuckin' an animal
  Didn't have to say please I'm fuckin' an animal
  With Legionnaires disease I'm fuckin' an animal
  Damn hard on the knees... I'm fuckin' an animal
  Animal fucker, on the loose I'm fuckin' an animal
  I'll go from dog to goose I'm fuckin' an animal
  Once I fucked a moose I'm fuckin' an animal
  But now the animal is in pain!
  It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain (terrible pain).
  And now it's starting to rain....
  But I'm still the same. I'm fuckin' an animal
  Not proud of what I do... I'm fuckin' an animal
  Had a great time at the zoo I'm fuckin' an animal
  Cause you won't let me fuck you...
  Animal!

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  Je M'appelle J. Cousteaushow lyrics

  Je M'appelle J. Cousteau

  I was there at the cattle fair, where
  lump fairies swear at glories far be-
  yond the fabric that she wears. He said
  "Do ya wanna chair" I'd join him any-
  where! A hole in the ground, in this
  theatre I found J.C.'s infernal horde--
  they caper, they banter, forming human
  pyramids, all to please--their infernal
  Lord...Whoa! His name is J. Cousteau!!!
  A pussy and I know you know!! I know
  you know, and there he goes. He goes and
  grows, on gosh, he knows--Aboard the
  Calypso!! The foam beside, and a burly
  sea to ride, all spell goodness for the
  master of the whirling pimple tides.
  He tried and fried until the rusted
  hinges sighed, and then he stepped
  inside! He found her there, swimming
  in her seaweed hair, looking vaguely
  like a lover who has hung herself with
  underwear--Phosphorescent green and
  the sex-act made obscene, in Jacques
  galleon of hatred--This wrinkled French-
  man is a living god!!!
  Cousteau, you know, where the dying
  dolphins go, and the wasteland ever growing,
  never slowing till it's far below--Put it
  on your T.V. show--and let the humans
  know!!!

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  Rock & Roll Party Townshow lyrics

  Rock & Roll Party Town

  Rock and roll--Dyn-O-Mite!!!!
  Party all day....Party all nite!!!
  Hey there girl--Do you like my big
  dick Hey there baby--suck it!!!
  Til it gets real thick!
  Rock and roll, party town. Rock and
  roll, gonna pary down!! Rock and
  roll, party down--She's a rock
  and roller. She's a party stroller!!!
  Rock and roll, it's a sex machine!
  Rock and roll--Do you know what I
  mean Rock and roll, now it's time
  to go. Rock and roll, see you--
  after the show!!!

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  Have You Seen Me?show lyrics

  Have You Seen Me?

  Mommies, I've been stealing your babies I gag the brat and then maybe...
  I'll suck out his brain
  You know... Dead kids, they're making me feel almost hard
  Go get one from the school yard
  He bled like a stuck pig
  [Chorus:]
  Have you seen me
  Have you seen me
  Have you seen me
  Me.. Have you seen me
  Have you seen me
  Suckle my bloated love knuckle
  Just like Fatty Arbuckle I'm gay and I'm proud
  That right...
  Faggot and a corpse full of maggots I wanna blow cum not bag it
  Goddamnit I'm horny!
  [Chorus]
  It's just a dead child
  An object I've defiled
  Yes I know its wrong
  You'd rather that it was your mom [x2]
  Your mom, my mom, our mom, anybody's mom
  Have you seen me
  Have you seen me
  Have you motherfucking seen me
  Have you seen me
  Have you seen me
  Me... Have you seen me
  Have..You..Seen...Me!!! Sated!
  Now that I masturbated I'm in love but I'm hated I don't follow the crowd
  But I said you.. Your covered in vile spew
  My filthy chunks are all over you
  My filthy filthy filthy chunks
  My filthy filthy filthy....

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  Hell Introshow lyrics

  Hell Intro

  (Instrumental)

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  Ham On The Boneshow lyrics

  Ham On The Bone

  Can you hear the whispering wind
  Over the screams of your dying friends
  Did you know your life is mine
  [Chorus:]
  You know what I got
  Ham on the bone
  A little thing I just can't leave alone
  Now I feel the purpose of my life defined
  Ham on the bone is mine
  Now you are called
  To the desperate scene at the throbbing ball
  And you'll do it all, now you've become my geni-thrall
  [chorus]
  Ham on Ham, Ham on the ham on the ham on [x5]
  Now my hand grasp my throbbing root and shan't unclasp
  Go to the head of the class as I madly stoke my flaccid shaft
  [chorus]
  Ham Ham Ham Ham - Ham on the Bone [x4]

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  Happy Death Dayshow lyrics

  Happy Death Day

  Happy anniversary, schools are short of funds
  This is what I say, give the kids more guns
  All of the classes are on how to kill
  If you don抰 teach them then someone else will
  Happy Death-Day to Columbine? Let抯 make the world an Oklahoma City, fine
  Wacky-Waco Happy Death Day, babies that were burned
  The Wheel has turned!
  Happy Death-Day to you!
  Happy Death-Day to you!
  Barricades are growing in the halls
  Bullet holes are stitching in the walls
  The students are well-armed but so are the pigs
  This thing is gonna be big
  We must now attack the very children that we taught
  That they must never fight the fucked up wars that we had fought
  Someone detonates a bomb, they said that it was huge
  Bull dozed all the evidence and blamed it on some stooge
  Happy Death-Day to Columbine? Let抯 make the world an Oklahoma City, fine
  Wacky-Waco Happy Death Day, babies that were burned
  Hey look! The Wheel has turned!
  There抯 only one way to save you
  Rape and maim and enslave you
  Finish what we started

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  Gor-Gorshow lyrics

  Gor-Gor

  Gor-Gor... Gor-Gor comes and sirens wail
  Mournful drone of babbling fail
  Thunderous gnashing firestorm
  Flames illuminate his form Gor-Gor comes and you must die
  Swats F-16s from the sky
  Admit you crave the gift he brings you
  Fall worship tyrant king, you Gor-Gor!
  Sow pestilent hate It shall obliterate
  The shadows of your long dead brothers
  And all the mutilated others
  Who died in waves, uniform
  To appease your bloodied hulking form
  Who broke through layers of moletn strata
  To make the planet earth errata
  Take the chuld in champing jaws
  A pulping pile of frothing flaws
  This horrid mass shall give us pause
  At putrid rot fills gaping maws Gor-Gor!
  Gor-Gor big!
  Skulls are smashed and bones are bending
  Joints are popping, our claws are rending
  Groveling, sniveling, driveling horde
  To worship scaly overlord
  Apocalypse becomes creation Gor-Gor shall erase the nation
  Before you jump into his gizzard
  Fall and worship tyrant lizard Gor-Gor comes and you must die
  He swats the stealth down from the sky
  Admit you crave the gift he brings you
  Fall and worship tyrant king you Gor-Gor!

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  GWAR Themeshow lyrics

  GWAR Theme

  Gazing through the toothy maw--
  you could not conceive what I saw--
  In my land there is no sun--In
  my country there are no guns--OK!
  'Cause we are Gwar!!!
  And we'll go far!!!
  We've got guitars
  We'll go to war!!! (Thrash your bar, Wreck
  your car, etc...)
  Gwar! Gwar! Gwar! Gwar! Gwar!
  Steel and leather, whips and
  chains, we've learned how to enjoy
  pain! Life in a cave ain't too roomy--
  Now only the penthouse will do me!!!!

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  Go To Hellshow lyrics

  Go To Hell

  The halls of our keep rock with ruin and war
  The walls cry and crumble, Broken the sword.
  The tombs and the tomes. The world's honeycombed.
  We must possess the underearth.
  Down, down, down
  Toll the bell, we're going to hell!
  Here we seek the fruit of creation.
  Bloodstained wine. It sweetens our time
  Here we seek the final salvation
  Go to hell!
  I'm headed to the promised land
  Swam boiling surf, trod bloody bloody sand
  As pissed-off pilgrims we'll travel below
  And seek the finest filth that hell can bestow
  A realm of madness, the cringing of queens
  A realization, the crushing of dreams
  The worm-gnawed fruit of all your pretty schemes
  Between heaven and hell all is not what it seems
  From what I've heard it's a pretty cool place
  A sea of urine where rats eat your face
  A sadist like me can pursue his vocation
  I'm goin' to hell because I need a vacation
  We're gonna go to hell!
  Toll the bell, we're goin' to hell!
  Here we see the fruit of creation
  Writing in slime. Blood sweetens our time
  Here we seek our final salvation
  The lies they told you
  Laid the foundation for this place
  The book that they sold you
  Worship this god but do not look at his face
  Beneath our keep the tunnels run so deep
  To reclaim our right. We retreat from this fight
  And enter now the land of the dead
  Toll the bell! We're going to hell!
  Here we seek the fruit of creation
  Blood-stained wine. It sweetens our time
  Here we seek the final salvation
  Is this what you fear?
  That the sum of your life will leave you here?
  Or do you think when you die you are done?
  The pain of your death has only just begun
  I'm headed now to join the damned
  Into the oven the dead souls are jammed
  We come for the master, the king of the cruel
  This is the place where it is better to rule
  You're seeking heaven but you're not allowed in
  Your soul is falling and you never can win
  The game is fixed but there's no one to blame
  Heaven and hell? They are one in the same
  All abandon...
  Abandon all your hope, ye who enter here
  And you can go to hell!

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  Gonna Kill Ushow lyrics

  Gonna Kill U

  Oh Yeah.
  Oh no.
  Yeah
  I'm gonna kill you
  I'm Gonna cut you up
  I'm Gonna kill you
  Gotta bust you up
  And I aint gonna give you anything
  And I am gonna track you down, I guess
  I'm gonna kill you
  I'm Gonna cut you up
  I'm gonna kill you
  gonna cut your pretty face all up
  Gonna smack
  Gonna break
  Gonna maim
  Gonna kill you
  I Said
  Gotta do what I have to, gotta forget all about you
  And I aint gonna give you anything
  And I am gonna track you down, I guess...
  I'm gonna kill you

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  Sick And Twistedshow lyrics

  Sick And Twisted

  Sick and twisted
  Sick and twisted
  very bad
  Crippled, crazy, sick and sad
  Yes, a fouler thing has not existed
  Yes, it's true I'm that sick and twisted
  Sick and twisted
  Bent and gnarled
  Rigid, raving
  Deeply scarred
  Yes, I'm reviled
  And I'm detested
  Diseased and pleased
  And crab-infested
  Hoi!
  Sick and twisted!
  Menageries I have molested
  All my suits are double-breasted
  Nothing sacred
  Nothing sound
  My ass is sagging
  And my belly is round
  My anus torn with years of trauma
  Madly weeping drama-mama
  Fisted deeply, with no friends
  Yes, with me the bullshit never ends
  Sick and twisted!
  Sick and twisted!
  Sick and twisted!
  Sick and twisted
  Outta luck
  But you know what?
  I don't give a fuck
  I lost it all
  But it was my call
  And all in all
  I had me a ball
  Sick and twisted
  Been black listed
  Feathers flew
  But I persisted
  I carry on
  And only hope
  To eat up crack
  And shoot up dope
  Yes, everything is sick and twisted
  Everything is sick and twisted
  Sick and twisted!
  Sick and twisted!
  Life is just a battlefield
  A crushing force to which I will not yield
  Sick and twisted!
  Sick and twisted!
  Sick and twisted!
  Sick and Twisted!
  Everytime that I see this place
  It reminds me that I must destroy your race
  Then I shit myself and I feel disgrace
  So instead of toilet paper I just use your face
  Living outside of society
  Look at what it's done to me
  I crave crack and P.C.P.
  And I need a big old dildo rammed all up inside of me...
  Living in pomp and pageantry
  Hits and shits and butts and sluts

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  Gilded Lilyshow lyrics

  Gilded Lily

  Well I've been wearing a gilded lily
  Cunningly carved in a manner frilly
  To my design it was created
  No deviation was tolerated
  My gilded lily, he thinks he's funny
  My gilded lily, he's worth cash money
  My gilded lily, he made me a smarty
  I wear my lily to all the right parties go
  I was the envy of all the horde
  I proclaimed myself overlord
  My gilded lily gives me all this and more
  I puke my guts all over the floor
  I found the entertainment banal so,
  Through trenches of flesh we carved a canal
  Lead harlequin then drew his last
  He held a bejeweled theatrical mask
  The door heaved and then exploded
  We split the bill and then drove home loaded
  When we got there the paint was peeling
  We rose an Jell-O cubes to the ceiling
  I wear the lily Gaily festooned in a manner silly
  Draped in apparel I bathe in the smell I gild the lily
  Adroitly crafted yet willy nilly I wear the lily
  When I part with Milli Vanilli
  And soon the pleasure barges
  Rolled with the sun, pleasantly bloated
  We mingles as one amidst debris of Debauchery,
  I looked for the lily and just found me
  And all the while gilded lily faded
  Though it was the best I created
  But gilded lily was still in place
  It made a mockery of my face
  And delivered us a surprise
  The hulking mass of what we despised
  We lurched away as we moved to snuff it
  And we delivered a princely buffet
  Soon the continent split all asunder
  And the radios blared to the blunder
  My gilded lily expanded while spinning
  That's when I found out that we were winning
  Fondly clutching our raging piss-ons
  We piled up, peeled out, veered off and then we were gone

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  Damnation Under Godshow lyrics

  Damnation Under God

  Damnation
  To tame to raging wanderlust
  That surges in my thighs
  I'll summon chaos legions
  From the Kretek nebuli
  Watch the lard fields glisten
  On the shores of Vulva-core
  See the sled of Nebulon
  Risen to the fore
  The myriad delights
  Asgardian nights
  The heavens un-clog
  Damnation under God
  Agape and agog
  Damnation under God
  Desecrate the pleasure barge
  Of Vaga-vomit way
  Go search for my father
  On the planet of the gays
  Seek the fiend named Dr. Skull
  Join him in his wars
  Go and find my mother
  On the planet of the whores
  Interbreed with mulaks
  To create a master race
  Scourge the cliffs of Cara
  With an image of my face
  Tame and acid-dragon
  From the caves of Khaza-nix
  Finally obliterate Flab-quarv six
  The Aztec delights
  Vampires in tights
  The heavens un-clog
  Damnation under God
  Agape and agog
  Damnation under God
  Damnation x4

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  The Price Of Peaceshow lyrics

  The Price Of Peace

  We fall upon you
  Prepare to meet your fate
  Mankind is an insect
  We must exterminate
  Final solution
  A global genocide
  So shall we conquer
  So shall you die
  Life must cease
  Price of peace
  Thirsty blades of justice
  Cuts a bloody crop
  Severed heads fly through the sky
  As butchered bodies drop
  Blood will flow like rivers
  Before away we ride
  Binging songs of glory
  Blood-soaked and satisfied
  Heads will roll
  Blood will flow
  Heads will roll
  Blood will flow
  We come to execute
  Demise is absolute
  This planet you pollute
  Shall be set free
  Since man first crawled up from the slime
  And fear of gods did strike him blind
  His powers withered on the vine
  Existence is your crime
  Human kind is a disease
  That kills each other with sutch ease
  You all must die for death to cease

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  Let Us Slayshow lyrics

  Let Us Slay

  Don't give them a sword and then not let them use it
  Or sent them to war, and then make them lose it
  This is a bomb, don't want to defuse it
  Death is the answer, go forth and choose it
  Let us slay
  Let them slay, let them slay x3
  The lust for blood won't go away
  Let us slay
  Let them slay, let them slay x3
  It is the era of calamity
  And I see this with perfect clarity
  And there never was an illusion of parity
  I've got no time for your crippled christ
  We have no need for your crippled christ
  You see we never lacked for your advice
  We don't have to hide our genocide
  They'll fear us more when they know the we don't lie
  It's gone beyond hatred this time
  You love death, yet call it a crime
  I twist the dagger that's deep in your guts
  I'll put an end to it this time
  [Solo]
  On your knees - Pray
  It is your destiny
  On your feet - Slay
  Obedience through slavery
  Don't give them a sword and then not let them use it
  Or sent them to war, and then make them lose it
  This is a bomb, don't want to defuse it
  Death is the answer, death is the answer
  Total control
  We own your soul
  No time for life
  Time for the knife
  Time for the sword
  Fetus is cored
  Total mutation
  Necro-mutilation
  The perfect life form
  Born for porn
  Let us slay
  Let them slay, let them slay x3
  The lust for blood won't go away
  Let us slay
  Let them slay, let them slay x3
  We've got no time for your crippled christ
  And we never lacked for your advice
  Lie after lie, lie, lie
  I do believe its almost time
  The crippled christ, the crippled christ
  The crippled christ, the crippled christ
  The crippled christ, the crippled christ
  I do believe its almost time
  You're always calling for the sacrifice
  And the body count is very nice
  Lie after lie, lie, lie, lie
  I do believe its time do die

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  Ragnarokshow lyrics

  Ragnarok

  I'm the fucking Whargoul, I'm the ghost of Minas Morgul
  I destroyed your life, I raped your wife
  I am Whargoul, I am uncool, I am Whargoul
  I've been many faces, been many names
  Known love and hate until they were the same
  I bring ruin, I am Whargoul, am I human?
  They think that they know what I know
  They think they know what's best
  I think that's why they killed me, that's why I joined the SS
  In revenge for Malmedy, they used a blowtorch on me
  Nice try, Whargoul cannot die
  You blow off my arm I laugh at the pain
  And after the battle I feast on the slain
  Seeking my creator, taking from the strong
  Yes, you see I need your strength, so I can kill the wrong
  Seeking my creator, taking from the weak
  Yes, you see I need you, so I can snuff the meek
  Savor the silence - Whargoul
  Addicted to violence
  They used a bulldozer, to run my ass over
  Arms to the sky, 40,000 died, but I survived
  I don't care what flag that I choose, I don't care if I win or lose
  I don't care if you have to die, just fight without a side, never say die!
  Stalingrad 42, became a living tomb
  Yes, human souls
  Profit for the prophet and the creatures who control
  46 I got away, from the horrid thing that I did at Malmedy
  And though I gained strength at the time
  Still they call for vengeance for the hatred of my crime
  Then I tried to drink myself to death
  40 years went by, and drunken I was left
  And drunk I was when they caught me
  Gagged and bagged was right where they got me
  Taped to a chair feeling sore
  Knowing all the answers to the question I ignore
  They burned off my face with a propane torch
  Then they blew up my porch
  Then I fought against the USA, trapped in a trench till the bulldozers came
  Changed sides, and flew the bloody warthog
  Highway of death and the day of the dog
  And once again, I died alive, sent home in a box but somehow I survived
  Maybe you've got my face, I'm the demon of war

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  Pussy Planetshow lyrics

  Pussy Planet

  Into the valley we go
  To bliss the witch, she sucking
  Ultimate power
  Life's suck zonk zone
  Stands over you
  Squat launching you
  WAHHH WAHHHHH
  Humans squirm, stomachs churning
  Squander seed and energy
  Reaping, weeping, porno-peeping
  Your greasy poot
  Distorts the truth
  WAHH WAAHHHHH

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  Pure As The Arctic Snowshow lyrics

  Pure As The Arctic Snow

  Long ago--We lay frozen deep in snow. It
  was nice--suspended in the endless ice. Time
  flew by--Worlds did weep and kingdoms
  died. But still we slept--knowing that
  destiny crept. The planets aligned--
  No longer--No longer confined--The humans--
  so blind--Your race is--of a futile kind.
  As pure as the Arctic snow! Whoa!!
  And now we stand--Helm on head and
  sword in hand--Or righteous wrath--
  cleave through your ranks a bloody
  path--Your system--sucks!! Your cities
  stink, your world is fucked. So come
  to us--or you'll drown in a sea of pus!!
  Drown in pus!!!

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  Preschool Prostituteshow lyrics

  Preschool Prostitute

  I saw a friend just the other day
  he didn't have too much to say
  He looked crazy, he looked ashamed
  He couldn't talk because his tongue was inflamed
  And then he tried to run away
  From some chick that was coming this way
  I think I thought I knew who she was
  A little junkie whore that's a big ugly scuz
  I didn't have to go to far
  Flashed 20 bucks and then she got in the car
  Tried to talk to her but she called me a fool
  I tried to give her money and put her family through school
  Cause she's a real tough mama when she wear's women's clothes
  Everybody knows she she's got a bone through her nose
  She's really hot, he's hawking snot
  But when she gets home Daddies all over her twat
  Pre sckool prostitute
  All the drugs that you can shoot
  Pre School prostitute
  Slave to the brute
  I finally gave up, let her do what she please
  Wouldn't have sex with her cause I got a disease
  But she told a sad story 'bout a family in woe
  She was getting fingered by her Daddies big toe
  He was the first. It was the worst
  She came in a limo and she left in a hearse
  She became five. She's still alive
  Better call the bug man cause your twat is a hive
  Preschool Prostitute
  All the drugs that you can shoot
  Preschool Prostitute
  Tried to talk to her but she called me a fool
  I tried to give her money and put her family through school
  She's a real tough mama and she wear's women's clothes
  Everybody knows she she's got a bone through her nose
  You're barely out of diapers and you're wearing a wig
  You might be a baby but you smell like a pig
  She got to five she's still alive
  better call the bugman cause your twat is a hive.
  A naughty nanny
  Your grumpy Granny
  A rusty tire iron hanging out her fanny
  Oh, you little English schoolgirl you
  Vengeance is mine
  Preschool Prostitute

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  Poor Ole Tomshow lyrics

  Poor Ole Tom

  This is the story of poor ole tom:
  He wakes, crusted in vomit
  He sobs, his bowels release
  His face is painted like a clown
  His face contorts in agony
  [Chorus:]
  Poor Tom - Poor Ole Tom
  Poor Tom - Ole Poor Tom
  Poor Tom - Ole Poor Tom
  You wake and wait
  But you don't want to wait
  You drag yourself from sleep
  But look, Tom is coming kick him, kick him in the teeth
  [Chorus]
  He is a buffoonish harlequin
  With a nasty habit of getting
  The shit - the shit kicked out of him
  [Chorus]
  The local Nazi bully boys
  Must be rid of Tom So the Death Camp will be immaculate
  When they turn the ovens on!
  They smashed his face in the shit
  He writhed in his death throes...
  [Chorus]

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  Pocket Poolshow lyrics

  Pocket Pool

  Little Flopsy flaps around.
  He flaps on up and flaps on down.
  He's just flippy flappy happy slappy kind crappy clown.
  Flap Flopsy flap, wrap a slimey lap around the map If you do these things,
  Flopsy baby your going to take a nap
  Birdies know
  Rivers flow
  Doggy always go
  Your playin' pocket pool (that's right) pocket everyday
  When you got the pool in pocket it's always that way
  Pig-dick sandwich porcu-butt pie
  Slup it up with yer black eye bride
  Got them Rocky Mountain oysters on the side...

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  Pepperonishow lyrics

  Pepperoni

  You say that you want some pepperoni I'll give you a fistful of my pepperoni
  You say that you want some ramajama I said I'd treat'cha
  If I meet'cha in the bathroom
  In..Out..In..Out..In..Out..
  White Boy! White Boy! White Boy! [etc...]
  We go to the mansion every
  Friday night In the masters chambers with the governors wife
  He came on in with a big 'ole carving knife I was running down the street,
  I was running for my life
  That white funk ain't got no soul
  White boy pussy ain't got no hole
  That white boy's addicted to crack
  Pearly white needs bloody, bloody back
  In..Out..In..Out..In..Out...White Boy!

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  Penis I Seeshow lyrics

  Penis I See

  They won't talk but still they say
  You kill for kicks, you got bills to pay
  Well, baby I got bills to pay
  Don't make me act that way?
  Don't make me, don't make me, don't make me
  Have you seen the center spread
  Stitched up like a baseball head?
  She was dead before they raped her
  Now she's in the funny paper
  Pity and sin, he's breaking in
  I am so sleepy, please don't rape me
  Me, me, penis I see
  Did you ever want to be obscene?
  In a Muerto magazine
  Filled with hate, you hope to ween
  Fight the beast and leave the cream, leave the scene
  It's so easy to be the latest atrocity
  But it always seems to be a penis that I see
  You'd be surprised to discover, my level of empathy
  I've gone from prey to victim, penis in me
  Have you seen the center spread
  Stitched up like a baseball head?
  She was dead before they raped her
  Now she's in the funny paper
  Splattered face mouths wordless whys
  Fingerprints are on the eyes
  In a box out back I kept her

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  Penile Dripshow lyrics

  Penile Drip

  Penile Drip
  You gotta love it when the blisters spread all over your hands
  The Penile Drip
  You gotta love it when the blisters come up all over your hands
  Penile Drip -
  you gotta love when you spread it all over the land
  The Penile Drip -
  you know gotta love it when the blisters come all over you hands I said
  the Penile Drip - (bunch of unitelligible bullshit)
  Spread it all over the land
  Spread it all over your glands
  Big chunky Charlie's got a red rubber ball and he spreads it all over the land.
  Penile Drip, gotta love it, blisters spread all over your hands
  I said your mission in life, your mission is a failure
  And you're pissing all over the can I said the Pita, the Pita, the Pita,
  and the lovey-dovey Lucifer man
  Can an ocean of tears fill the depth of the wound
  Nay, the chaotic basilisk said Spread it all over the land,
  spread it all over your hands
  Big chunky Charlie's got a red rubber ball
  And he spreads it all over the land
  Spread it all over the land, spread it all over your hands
  Big chunky Charlie's got a red rubber ball
  And he spreads it all over the land

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  Penguin Attackshow lyrics

  Penguin Attack

  THEY ATTACK
  THEY ATTACK
  They are on a rampage
  Unleashed from ancient time
  Stumbling from the ice age
  Marching side by side
  Beaks of steel are flaming
  Women are enraged
  Sky of death is flaming
  Women get engaged
  They were born of atomic steel
  Life and death to them seemed so unreal
  Slashing at the ramparts
  Hurling ton's of shot
  Shopping now at Wal Mart
  Smoking tons of pot
  They are on a rampage
  They were first to fight
  They would write a new page
  If they could only write
  They were born of atomic steel
  They attack
  Life and death to them was so unreal
  They attack
  C'mon baby, kick 'em in the ding - ding
  Trouble on the double's what it b-b-b-b bring bring
  They were born of atomic steel
  They attack
  It's a penguin attack
  So get back
  They were born of atomic steel
  Life and death to them was so unreal
  They attack.
  armored phalanxes
  flanking maneuvers
  vomiting terror
  Gibsons and Hoovers
  Blasted by fusion
  Kicked in the head
  just to make sure
  we chopped up their dead
  It's a penguin attack
  They were born of atomic steel
  Life and death to them was so unreal
  Stumbling from the ice age
  They were last in flight
  They would write a new page
  If they could only write
  Rumbling from the ice age
  They were last in line
  They would start a new age
  If they could just take time
  It's a penguin attack
  C'mon baby, kick him in the ding-ding
  Trouble on the double's what it b-b-b-b-bring bring
  They attack
  It's a penguin attack
  They were born of atomic steel
  They attack
  Life and death to them was so unreal
  They attack

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  Mary Anneshow lyrics

  Mary Anne

  [Sang by Balsac The Jaws Of Death]
  You don't ever call me on the phone to say "Hell-O" and
  if I call you only say "goodbye".
  Watching TV, how re-runs make me cry
  Are you thinking of me like I'm thinking of you
  Are you all alone If not, with who
  If you still had legs would you be walking out on me
  If I unlocked the chains would you stay
  My love is like your stench, it grows stronger everyday.
  Will they ever stop talking about you and me
  Will they leave us alone and watch TV
  Mary Anne
  Cross my heart and hope to die stick a needle in my eye Mary Anne
  They say the world is ending.
  Yeah, tomorrow is doomsday.
  That don't really matter to us, baby.
  Our love has been so perfect since the day you passed away.
  Your heart is cold when it's in my hand.
  Is it wrong to love you, Mary Anne

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  Martyrdumbshow lyrics

  Martyrdumb

  You remember the lessons taught in your past
  And how old you were
  Before you wondered how many were lies
  They tried to teach about the anti-Christ
  They tried to teach that Christ was nice
  Did they say anything about the terms
  That eternal life meant food for worms
  Don't die for their dead religion, dead religion, die
  Please take my soul, and please control
  But would you just please go
  I think it is about time
  I wipe my ass with your holy book
  God is dead and the Pope's a crook
  A blackened heart you claim as pure
  You're a plague but we're the cure
  Dead religion, dead religion, die
  I spit on the shit you prophesize
  Your apocalypse, a pack of lies
  Each generation says their time has come
  Clutching at the thread of martyrdumb
  Each generation says their time has come
  Doomsday starts when we kill the sun
  Die, martyr, die, and embrace your lonely martyrdom
  What were you told
  That the streets would be paved with gold
  I got news for you... you are the road
  Well, I know better Bub
  God lives in a nuclear sub
  Yeah, your religion is the greatest scam
  Cause we're all dead and we're all damned
  In the eyes of your dead religion

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  My Knife If Yer Gutsshow lyrics

  My Knife If Yer Guts

  My knife if your guts, it's all come to this
  My knife if your, you crumple and twist
  You're grabbing my arm, you try to resist
  I do it again, it's all come to this
  I hate you, I hate your face, it's coming apart, I'm going someplace
  My life in your guts, my knife will fuck sluts
  My soul I will kill, your hole I will drill
  My knife in your guts, you swallow my fist
  My knife in your guts, it's all come to this
  I am the insistor, you are the resistor, knife is good
  I'm gonna get you, right in the tit
  When love turns to hate, and hate turns to hit
  Well that's what you get, when love turns to shit
  I do it again, and again, and again
  I hate you, I hate your face
  And now you're reeling beneath a hail of blows
  And I'm kicking your head down the street
  My knife if your guts, you like it like this
  I hold you down, no will to resist
  I cut you up, put you in the ground
  Just to make sure that you are never found
  I am the insistor, you are the resistor
  That feels good
  And that you think it's dead
  You said that something was wrong with my head
  But now I think it near, the thing you said that it was dead
  Knife is good
  You use the knife to remove disease
  You use the knife to do as you please
  You use the knife to do what you do
  You use the knife before the knife is used on you

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  My Girly Waysshow lyrics

  My Girly Ways

  [Sang by Slymenstra]
  She is the creator of life
  Sacrifice my will
  To give you some time
  You shall pay dearly
  And now I give you a second chance
  To correct your crooked path
  All I ask is to embrace
  The pussy everyday and
  Understand
  Understand
  My girly way
  The gods set forth their energies
  The world shook and the sea's tremble
  The great battle to destroy me
  The most arrogant beast of all
  The power and the glory
  From my transformation
  Came a vision
  A series of miracles
  With my golden body
  I radiate like a thousand suns
  I cast my spell upon you with a wave of my hand electricity consumes you
  Giving your soul new life
  Feel your mangled body sewn
  Back together again
  Awake now from this trance-like state
  You must choose your fate
  Now here's your second chance
  To correct your crooked path
  All I ask is
  That you embrace
  The things that I say
  Understand
  Understand
  Understand

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  Murderer's Museshow lyrics

  Murderer's Muse

  Why the hell are they trying to kill us?
  Why did they nuke my crib?
  Don't want to cry like a bay
  But somebody hand me a bib
  This fucking sucks, where is Sleazy?
  Abandoned us so long ago
  Where are my oceans of Bohabs?
  To prop up my flaccid ego
  Trapped in the underearth
  I seek my Muderer's Muse
  Trapped in the underearth
  I am so fucking confused
  It's not that I just got my ass kicked
  Though it did hurt I admit
  It's more like I am a huge asshole
  Constantly talking belligerent shit
  I hate them, they hate me, I hate you, weeee!
  Everyone's sucking their cocks
  It's times like this that I wish I was dead
  Somebody saw off my fucking head!
  Trapped in the underearth
  I seek my Muderer's Muse
  Trapped in the underearth
  I am so fucking confused
  Musings of a murderer
  Comfort to the damned
  Here in Hell
  Nothing goes as planned
  Murderer! [x4]
  Heaven and Hell, your life and your death
  Everything's the same
  You have no power over fate, nothing is to blame
  Woe to the children and woe to the chalice
  My maggot-mind musing pulsating with malice
  Defeat the hosts of Hell or become their slaves!
  A Slave!
  Across the dead sky gleaming
  He was nailed to the flaming Krosstika
  All your bad and all your good
  They'd kill each other if they could
  Murderer! [x2]
  Trapped in the underearth
  I seek my Muderer's Muse
  Trapped in the underearth
  I am so fucking confused
  Hitler arises, his crimes are so vas
  He must merge with your Jesus
  Right in the ass!
  A new being
  Behold...Jitler!

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  Meat Sandwichshow lyrics

  Meat Sandwich

  In the name of GWAR, in the name of love
  In the name of the blood dripping out of the sun
  I call out your God, till before me he stands
  But don't send me Jesus, he's only a man
  Meat Sandwich!!!
  I have come as a feral thing, clutching at your bloated underbelly
  Let the agony, of the is to be
  Be the shrieks, the warnings of the death screams
  Pummeling the wretched, crushing the defiler
  Pummeling the wretched-aye!
  Slay them all let them come, let them come, let them come
  They've come for
  Meat Sandwich (crucify)
  I have come as a feral thing, snapping at your bloated underbelly
  To crucify, shrieks of the crucified
  Let the agony, of the is to be
  Be the shrieks, the warning of the death screams
  Pummeling the wretched (you know who)
  Crushing the defiler (you know who you are)
  Pummeling the wretched-aye! (you know who)
  Slay them all let them come, let them come, let them come
  They come for
  Meat Sandwich!

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  Ollie Northshow lyrics

  Ollie North

  Lickylickylickylickylicklicklickkk
  Licklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklic
  Take a lickylickreemmyass lick my fat cock
  Gaygaygaygaygaygaygaygay086LOAFFFFF
  Oh when I got up today i got a splitting
  headache...oh baby...I GOTTA GET AWAY.
  Galooooooooooooooooooooob PERIL
  UH..UH
  butigottastayalive...ignoreIthoney..andit....
  will go away....

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  Nudgedshow lyrics

  Nudged

  Did you ever stay up late wondering if you'd been screwed
  Or ever really know how much money they're making off of you
  Welcome to the club, aye, that's the rub
  Your nudged, fudged, nudged, screwed
  Did you ever feel confused
  Fall victim to their ruse
  You know Hitler gassed the Jews
  Maybe you should watch the news
  Formula, we deplore you
  Formula, we abhor you
  Formula, we ignore you
  We were sent here to destroy you
  We won't have to wait too long
  Lots of people making bombs, CD-ROMS, fertilizer bombs, yeah
  Totally abused you
  You wonder why our lives are crummy, you won't give us any money
  Without us who would you jack, to fill up your bulgin sack
  But your actions, they shall foment, vengeance waiting for the moment
  And though I spent years as your slave, one day I'll piss on your grave
  Formula, set our own pace
  Formula, we are a race
  Formula, we'll smash your face!
  Formula, your machine
  Formula, I find obscene
  Formula, know what I mean
  You've reduced something to nothing
  You really fucking think you're something
  Hold on baby, time is coming
  Nudged!

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  None But The Braveshow lyrics

  None But The Brave

  Welcome back, is it the same Smelly but now old and lame
  Did you ever think to miss me Here's my ass, come on and kiss me
  We come on out here, none but the brave
  And then I say to myself why do I stay and stay
  Is there a reason Hypocrisy
  But in the end I only got just what you gave to me
  Whud you get Share it with me
  Whud you get Did you get it for free
  Then it ain't worth nothing baby
  We got a deli, we got a bus
  We got a lot of people throwing rocks at us
  We got a tour lined up, we got a show
  I got a midget following me around everywhere I go now
  He says his name is Joe now, I really just don't know now
  None but the brave, why do you stay and stay
  Sad enough to make me cry, strong enough to make me die
  Now I'm feeling saddle sore
  Now I'm feeling warm
  Keep you here safe from harm, tuck you down inside my arm
  And when you're lonely and afraid, remember the love we made

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  Nitro Burning Funny Bongshow lyrics

  Nitro Burning Funny Bong

  Ahhh...sweet youth
  The joys of becoming a teenage prostitute
  Or in my case a blood-crazed gladiator
  Til I got stuck on this planet and got hooked on the weed
  and the crack and the booze and the pills and the speed
  And the sex and the mud and blood and the shit
  Let's go hit the
  Nitro-burning funny bong
  Just one hit, your life goes wrong
  Nitro-burning funny bong
  Another stupid stoner song
  Fat and lame
  The claws have been clipped and the tigers been tamed
  By a bong, and a schlong
  Yes now we have all seen how games can go wrong
  My brains filled with bees and my cock is diseased
  Laden with pus it hangs well past my knees
  A swarm of narcotics could get me through this
  My manager's gonna be pissed
  Let's go hit the
  Nitro-burning funny bong
  Just one hit, your life goes wrong
  Nitro-burning funny bong
  Another stupid stoner song
  Oh, can you take it
  Yeah, do a monster
  Oh, can you deal with it?
  We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys
  Now I'm old
  Strapped in my cell as I cultivate mold
  In the twilight of my years I am still a drug addict
  I'm sucking all night long on a ten foot bong
  Moistened with lotion, wrapped in a sarong
  I live like a king but you know that I act like a faggot
  Once was a warrior, now just a sponge
  High all the time got a dick like a muskellunge
  My glorious destiny it turned to shit
  Can I get another hit?
  From the
  Nitro-burning funny bong
  Just one hit, your life goes wrong
  Nitro-burning funny bong
  Another stupid stoner song
  Oh, can you take it
  Yeah, do a monster
  Oh, can you deal with it?
  We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys

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  America Must Be Destroyedshow lyrics

  America Must Be Destroyed

  At home we're bored
  Just got off another shitty tour
  Moat filled with flaming pus Sleazy,
  he wont talk to us Fondle fish in way illegal
  Coffin filled with dirty needles
  
  Blimey! Blimey!
  What do you de when you feel like that?
  Blimey! Blimey!
  Bio-Mutant
  Sexy made
  Heave it down the balustrade
  Give it fish, tell it to run
  We indulge in naughty fun
  Sexy's flanks are torn and rent
  Slimey's on the rag again
  
  That's right folks, here in the Hall Of Human Hatred
  we've got some of your most inspired brethren,
  genocidal maniacs who carved their way
  through the history books straight into your hearts.
  We got Caligula, mad emperor of Rome whose purges consumed thousands
  on his blazing altar of syphilis.
  Or how about Giles Lavalle,
  medieval crusader of Gods will whose search for the elixir of life
  led to the ritual satanic killings of thousands of Parisian youth.
  Or Julius, religious despot,
  whose slaughter of the intelligentsia of Milan gave him the nickname of "The Warrior Pope"
  That's right, some of the greatest mass murderers in you sad,
  yet vibrant history, are here enshrined,
  impaled and pumped with agonizing life...
  Tummys tingle, tongues a-mingle
  Forced extraction of corn-choked shingle
  Bristling amoeba hole matching cunt for every bowl
  Madly failing porno cow, get me on the road right now!

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  AEIOUshow lyrics

  AEIOU

  U! U! U! U! A-E-I-O-U-A-E-I-O-U!
  Yes, yes, these are Satan's vowels...
  No! No! These are Gor-Gor's vowels.
  No-N-N-No-N-N-No-N-N-No...Yes.
  Yes, though rows of noses block your
  way, but you must flail on today...
  Yes, yes, pumping entrails on your
  face, face, face, face...

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  Abyss Of Woeshow lyrics

  Abyss Of Woe

  After the carnage steam rises through snow
  You have been consigned to the Abyss of Woe
  My eldritch war-suit is pasted with brains
  This empty feeling ' all that remains
  RED WITH RAGE
  I abide in the pit of woe
  Crucified in the Abyss of Woe
  And for my crime, this is my time
  My unholy'crime
  The cycle of torment the pleasure of sin
  Licking the lap where my load must begin
  I rode a tide of vengeance that could never be denied
  Hail the crimson blur ' violence has arrived!
  RED WITH RAGE
  I abide in the pit of woe
  Crucified in the Abyss of Woe
  And for my crime, this is my time
  My unholy crime
  The trail of our campaign attracted great scorn
  But we ventured onward through the Tundra of Tor
  Soon I had attracted a posse of trolls
  Who'd grown fat and sloppy from the roasting of souls'
  But we were surrounded at the Valley of Krin
  And it was a battle we never could win
  But still I hacked madly with my back to a wall
  Heeding the horn of my funeral call
  The mutilated millions I was born to appall
  Heads leap from shoulders as they flock the mall
  The Butcher of Bertok, Infernal Throne
  Laid waste to usurpers 'till I stood all alone
  Ripped out guts
  Gouged out eyes
  If you kill them
  They will die

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  A Short History Of The End Of The Worldshow lyrics

  A Short History Of The End Of The World

  [Instrumental]

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  Rock And Roll Party Townshow lyrics

  Rock And Roll Party Town

  Rock and roll- dyn-o-mite!!!
  Party all day... party all night!!!
  Hey there girl - do you like my big dick?
  Hey there baby - suck it till it gets real thick!
  Rock and roll party town
  Rock and roll gonna party down
  Rock and roll party town
  She's a rock and roller, she's a party stroller!!!
  Rock and roll - it's a sex machine
  Rock and roll - do you know what I mean?
  Rock and roll - now it's time to go
  Rock and roll - see you after the show!!!

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  Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Goodshow lyrics

  Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Good

  I met her at a donkey show. She was minutes past thirteen.
  Sucking on a cherry yoo-hoo. Reading "Nugget" magazine.
  Cum splattered tube-top. Scrawny pre-pube tits.
  That's when I saw she was quadraplechick.
  And I said "Baby you're looking good"
  That's when I noticed her legs were wood
  I grabbed a stump and dragged her out the door
  I need a hole I don't need no hips
  I laid a line of coke on her tits
  That's when I ripped off her dirty shit-filled drawers
  Chorus: Good, should, could, I think it feels pretty good [x2]
  So good, so good, so good, so good, so good, so good [x a lot]
  It wasn't nothing pretty, she took my genital germ
  Her limbless body thrashed about filled with infected sperm
  I criss-crossed with the cables, I smashed her face through a door
  They found her in a plastic bag down by highway 64
  And I said "Baby your looking good"
  That's when I saw her legs were wood
  And all you people...
  You just can't understand
  I need a hole I don't need know hips
  I need the taste of dick on my lips
  I fucked her asshole with a piece of frozen shit
  [Chorus]

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  Saddam A Go-Goshow lyrics

  Saddam A Go-Go

  I at the time was a communist
  Lived on a collective farm
  She was a part-time anarchist
  Our sex went off like a bomb
  Living the life of a terrorist
  Looking for the man Saddam,
  Who gave me a gun as Iran to the sun
  If you die like a dog then you are then you are Saddam
  They shall drown in their own blood!
  Hail Saddam a go-go!
  Going to Saddam a go-go
  Everybody is there
  Business of strange bed fellows
  Makes you dance around like a bear Ein, Schwein, kick him in the eye
  Teamed up with the Asian eye
  They were the ones Who could rise with the sun
  As they lived in their planes
  And they died
  [repeat a lot!]
  How they died... Hail!
  The running paper tiger chases its own tail
  Hail Saddam a go-go
  He was someone who was there for people like me
  Hi there Saddam, loved the party
  Yes they're all here with me
  Bloody Saddam
  Loves you always, always a kick
  Bloody Saddam
  Even though the smell is making me sick
  As we sit on our roofs
  And cheer as your scuds fall like rain
  Here at the ancient ziggaraunt Saddam is presiding there
  Running around with a saxophone Where is the president, where
  Here it comes, the black tornado
  Let's have a cheer for Sarajevo
  If you survive what falls out of his mind
  You'll make the political world

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  Sammyshow lyrics

  Sammy

  he was a boy - he was a fine child
  He had the leather boots
  and the riding crop
  in Jerusalem
  Oh Sammy
  My hap flap slappy clam ma'am
  We've come
  To take you home
  But Sammy where are you
  Sammy where are you
  They said - said you're a star who
  recognized to the other side
  Oh Sammy could you be my bride
  Whats that
  What's to be with you
  Have to kiss
  Those who would kill you
  Have to try for the other side
  Oh... can you live my life
  Sammy where are you
  Where were you going to
  What were you going through
  Satanic Black Jew
  coo coo cahchoo
  Waffle bucket brigade
  consorting with the queen of the dead
  Billy Boy
  Timmy Toy
  Jimmy Joy
  Joe
  oh sammy
  My slap hap pappy Ma'am
  we've come to take you home
  Kneeling at the altar
  Rolling like a log
  Drinking with the Rat Pack
  Barking like a dog
  We've come to admire you
  Not even Frank could fire you
  Oh Sam
  we've come to take you home
  With your shining teeth of gold
  And your soul you said you sold
  We've come to take you there
  With your shining teeth of gold
  And your soul they said you sold
  you said you sold you said they sold
  for rock and roll
  whoa yeah
  With your shining teeth of gold
  And your soul you said you sold
  into my little pocket
  We put it all away
  save you up for another day
  I've come to buff your slab
  I know it makes you mad
  Tiny little mice nibbling on your gonads
  Tiny belly button is an inny and an outty
  And a shouty shout at home

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  Scallop Boatshow lyrics

  Scallop Boat

  Dear Oderus Urungus
  Hey man, do you remember me ?
  I remember you
  I was the guy with the grizzled face and the lousy weed
  And the really bad tattoo
  And now I'm doing 20 to life
  for killing the guy
  that was humping my wife
  So I thought I'd write a letter to you
  Scallop Boat now baby
  Scallop boat
  IV coke now baby
  Funky scallop, funky scallop boat
  I used to work on a scallop boat
  I made some money there
  I used to do the I.V. coke
  Lost some money there
  Scallop boat now baby
  Scallop boat
  I.V. coke now baby
  Funky scallop
  Funky scallop boat
  Down here in jail I do as I'm able
  Got caught smoking crack and they cut off my cable
  But could you drop by and maybe bust me outta here ?
  But there is one thing that I don't understand
  I thought The South Pole was the home of the band
  Or do you just keep your slaves in Richmond ?
  don't break up man
  keep it together
  i love you guys
  I LOVE YOU GUYS
  funky funky
  funky funky
  funky funky scallop boat

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  School's Outshow lyrics

  School's Out

  Well we got no choice
  All the girls and boys
  Makin all that noise
  'Cause they found new toys
  Well we can't salute ya
  Can't find a flag
  If that don't suit ya
  That's a drag
  School's out for summer
  School's out forever
  School's been blown to pieces
  No more pencils
  No more books
  No more teacher's dirty looks
  Well we got no class
  And we got no principles
  And we got no innocence
  We can't even think of a word that rhymes
  School's out for summer
  School's out forever
  School's been blown to pieces
  No more pencils
  No more books
  No more teacher's dirty looks
  Out for summer
  Out till fall
  We might not go back at all
  School's out forever
  School's out for summer
  School's out with fever
  School's out completely

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  Sex Cowshow lyrics

  Sex Cow

  Barnyard Stomp
  All the animals
  Barnyard Stomp
  All the animals
  Barnyard Stomp
  all the animals and you
  Barnyard Stomp
  All the animals
  Barnyard Stomp
  All the animals
  Barnyard Stomp
  all the animals and you
  I got a dog
  I got a cat
  I got a hog
  I got a bat
  I got a monkey fish
  I got a funky fish
  I got a pig log dig dog
  Turkey log
  Corny Cobb
  Bag dang ding dong
  Slap a dappy wiggy wam
  Sex Cow!
  Barnyard Stomp
  All the animals
  Barnyard Stomp
  I'm stomping animals
  Barnyard Stomp
  I'm stomping animals
  with you
  Barnyard Stomp
  All the animals
  Barnyard Stomp
  I'm stomping animals
  Barnyard Stomp
  I'm stomping animals
  with you
  With you
  With you
  I got you
  got you
  got you
  Down in the dark where the wild things grow
  We're in there where the people don't go
  Licking and sticking and piercing the pud
  Blowing and hoeing and covered in mud
  We don't care what the people say
  Every day is tree frog day
  Still they say we live in scuz land
  But that's where I met my cuzband
  Sex Cow!
  Sex Cow!
  Sex Cow!
  I'm in love with a crazy sex cow
  Baby I don't even know your name
  Once you love
  sex cow
  Ain't nothing gonna be the same
  You're just a sex cow
  sex cow

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  Sexecutionershow lyrics

  Sexecutioner

  [Sang by Sexecutioner]
  Sexcuse me, but what-a good is all the violence in the world unless
  it is toppled with limitless sex
  Bring out the limitless sex-object and allow me,
  Sexecutioner to sexplain the seriousness of this subject,
  now if you all will attend to my words you will see....
  I'm a naughty fellow
  In fact I'm certainly not too very mellow I came to this place
  to rearrange you face
  [Chorus:]
  La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
  Sexcellent!
  la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
  Sexcuse me!
  la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
  Ho-ho-ho-ha
  So you think you are all very smart
  That you know many words
  All you need to know
  For the rest of your life
  Sexecutioner
  Sexecutioner
  I'm Sexecuting ya Sexecutioner
  [Chorus]
  I am from France
  ([Slymenstra]-He is from France)
  And when you are in France,
  You pull down you pants
  ([Slymenstra]-You pull down your pants)
  And when you on your knees
  ([Slymenstra]-When your on your knees)
  You will do as I please
  ([Slymenstra]-You'll do as he pleases)
  Red Rover - bend over
  And let Sexy take over

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  Sick Of Youshow lyrics

  Sick Of You

  Your socks they smell, your feet they stink,
  You never take a bath.
  Your nose it runs, you bust your buns,
  You always finish last.
  [Chorus:]
  Sick! (Sick) Of!
  (Of) Youuuuu.
  I'm so sick, so sick of you.
  Your face is gross, you eat white toast,
  You don't know what to do.
  It's just your luck, you really suck,
  That's all - I'm sick of you
  [Chorus]
  (Bring it down... I said bring it down! Thank you)
  Don't ya know So sick of you.
  Things you say, and all the things you do. [x6]
  [Chorus x3]
  Human filth.. Sick!

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  Slap U Aroundshow lyrics

  Slap U Around

  I wake you up in the morning baby with a kick in the tit I treat you like shit!
  You love it
  Smack you right in the face now baby, just to show you I care
  And then I kick you pregnant ass right down the stairs
  Slap slap slap
  U around
  Slap slap slap
  U around
  Slap slap slap
  U around
  All day.. All day,
  every fucking day I pay the doctor bills baby,
  so I'll break what I want I spend all my money in a fucking restaurant
  I let you live in my house now woman,
  I take you out on the town I want some payback now woman,
  I get to slap you around
  Slap slap slap
  U around
  Slap slap slap
  U around
  Slap slap slap
  U around

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  Je M'Appelle J.Cousteaushow lyrics

  Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau

  I was there at the cattle fair
  Where lump fairies swear at glories far beyond the fabric that she wears
  He said 'do you want a chair?'
  I'd join him anywhere!
  A hole in ground in this theater I found
  J.C.'s infernal horde
  They caper, they banter, forming human pyramids
  All to please their infernal lord
  Woah! His name is Jacques Cousteau
  A pussy and I know you know
  I know you know and there he goes
  He goes and grows, oh gosh he knows
  Aboard the Calypso
  The foam beside and a burly sea to ride
  All spell goodness for the master of the whirling pimple tide
  He tried and pried until the rusty hinges sighed
  Then he stepped inside
  He found her there swimming in her seaweed hair
  Looking vaguely like a lover who had hung herself with underwear
  Phosphorescent green and the sex act made obscene
  In Jacques' galleon of hatred this wrinkled Frenchman is a
  living god!!!
  Cousteau you know where the dying dolphins go
  And the wasteland ever growing never slowing till it's far below
  Put it on your TV show
  And let the humans know!!!

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  Jiggle The Handleshow lyrics

  Jiggle The Handle

  [Sang by Scroda Moon, The Toilet, Oderus Urungus, Slymenstra Hymen, and Beefcake The Mighty]
  [Scroda:]
  GWAR, I bring forth the portal potty
  Coming to feed on the shit from your bodies.
  Your turds have more power than mere human feces
  Let's use it's great power to recover the pieces
  [The Toilet:]
  Hey! Hey jackass!
  Yea You!
  You got to love me sooo good!
  Yea, yea you can depend on me
  Depending on, if my water's on...
  if my pipe's unglogged...
  Ahhhhh if you're water-logged...
  Baby, I am the hole I am your toilet bowl I'll suck your soul
  Just pay... just pay my shitty toll! ahhhh.
  [Scroda:]
  Coated in shit I give all you desire
  Mystical doorway swimming in mire
  We'll use the plunger if blockage won't budge
  It's a door through the plane of fudge
  [Oderus:]
  So many times I have found you, still I always piss on the ground
  Now that I can use you I'm gonna stop fucking around
  If you need shit, then I got shit
  On that you can depend I'll pump your stump,
  you fuckin' hump, my crappy, crap-caked friend
  [All:]
  The Portal Potty, a gift from the gods
  Let's pay it tribute and bury our wads
  [Beefcake:]
  I think we know what it's all about.
  Jiggle the handle and watch something jump out.
  [Slymenstra:]
  I am a woman and I have my needs.
  You can never really know just where or when I'll bleed
  You need my egg, I need your seed
  But pray at the altar, the toilet must feed!
  [Toilet:]
  Yea, I'll bring ya some suckers for a killing spree
  Just keep that fucking tampon away from me.
  [Slymenstra:]
  Take in this world, it's sooo beautiful...
  Filthy humans, you're all so full of it...
  That which you can't stand you can't understand
  Speak the mystic words and bring forth
  a turd you turn around into it and turn over to me.
  [Oderus:]
  Cross the river, leave the abyss
  Give the seat of the toilet a kiss
  [Beefcake:]
  Each Virgin sacrifice speaks these magic words.
  Well, Jiggle the handle, and call forth a turd.
  [Toilet:]
  Yea! Here it comes baby,
  I'm dropping my load
  I'm ain't just on it,
  I am the commode! Ahhh!
  [Scroda:]
  The power of the toilet must never be abused
  He must be plunged, he must be sponged, or carnage could ensue.
  If a dead sheep had clogged him, who knows what could arrive.
  Maybe it will bring the Master here, wouldn't that be a surprise!

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  Licksoreshow lyrics

  Licksore

  Lonely and crippled she lives all alone
  Stares out the window, no one on the telephone
  Her only friend ' a little Kitty Kat
  She feeds it a lot
  Kitty pretty fat
  LICKSORE, SOMETHING TO ABHOR
  KITTY KAT DON'T WANT NO RAT
  MOMMY'S ON THE FLOOR
  LICKSORE, GETTING TO THE CORE
  KITTY KAT IS GETTING FAT
  TONGUE BECOMES A BORE
  Mommy's got a problem, seems that Mommy's dead
  Kitty's got no food lick a hole in Mommy's head
  Kitty loves her Mommy, Kitty loves the taste
  Kitty loves Mommy, Kitty loves Salami
  The hold is getting bigger
  Head fits inside
  Sucking at the nostrils
  Feasting on the eyes
  Kitty pretty hungry Kitty must sup
  Kitty pretty lonely, Mommy won't get up
  Mommy won't get up
  The landlord comes by the tenants are mad
  They want to know why the smell is so bad
  He beholds in horror
  The ever-widening gash
  But before he calls the cops he looks around for cash
  LICKSORE HAS BECOME BLOODY POTHOLE
  LICKY LAP AT BRAIN FILLED BOWL
  LICKSORE SOMETHING TO ABHOR

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  Lost Godshow lyrics

  Lost God

  All gods die
  All gods speak
  All gods lie
  all gods forever wallow in slime
  all gods before me, swallowed by time
  I am trapped in eternal time
  I am the lost god
  Nothing is mine
  All those before me were swallowed by time
  I am the lost god
  I blow a black wad
  The mold is flawed
  The womb is clawed
  Hanging by my teeth
  From a scrap of flesh I gnawed
  I am trapped, spinning in time
  I am the lost god, nothing is mine.
  All those before me were swallowed by time
  I am the lost god, I am the lost god
  My vision becomes clouded
  And blacker, bleaker still
  I become a piece of stone, heavy for the kill
  I made you once but slay you now
  Bleating, bulbous, bloated cow
  Your continuance I can't allow
  DIE!
  They gorge on swill
  Cum-sucking priests who can't get their fill
  It's gone beyond hatred this time
  You think that money can pay for your crimes
  I am trapped in eternal time
  I am the lost god, nothing is mine
  All those before me were swallowed by time
  I am the lost god, I am nothing at all
  Jubelo, Shub-Niggarath
  Aegir, and Thor
  Vishnu and Kali
  The god as a whore
  Malagbel and Mercury
  Who cares anymore?
  Ku, the creator, architect of war
  Zoroaster and Jupiter
  Yaweh and Kong
  All gods are bloody and all gods are wrong
  They crave your abeyance but give only pain

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  Love Surgeryshow lyrics

  Love Surgery

  Yes you are
  Your flesh is insignificant...
  Still you drag yourself here on bloody stumps I recreate you amputate you
  You defile my womb hahahahahaha
  However weak it still appealing
  Sights to send senses reeling
  To see your nipples stripped from you
  Tossed into my human stew
  [Chorus:]
  That's why you came to me...
  You were begging for love surgery
  It's the way - the way its got to be
  It's called love surgery
  Punks and priest, yeah they're all in there
  A beggars bludgeoned with their shinwear
  Bubbling cauldron choked with ichor
  Well I must think of something sicker
  [Chorus]
  Anticipate the nipple rape
  Dish is almost done
  The child has died, he must be fried
  You humans are the same inside
  Now the cauldron starts to boil I can feel my anus heave
  The undergarment start to soil
  And now I know its time to leave
  When a demi-God blows bloody sperm
  It does not stop, it starts to worm
  And you shall achieve a maggot spunge-hole effect
  Ohhh Scary

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  Maggotsshow lyrics

  Maggots

  Vile forms of Necros lie rotting my mind
  Feasting like maggots - maggots in flesh
  So left your ruined cortex behind
  Now the maggot knows glee as it nibbles on your spine!
  [Chorus:]
  Maggots! Maggots!
  Maggots are falling like rain!
  Putrid pus-pools vomit blubonic plague
  The bowels of the beast reek of puke
  How to describe such vileness on the page
  World maggot waits for the end of the age!
  [Chorus]
  Beneath a sky of maggots I walked
  Until those maggots began to fall
  I gaped at God to receive my gift
  Bathed in maggots till the planet shit
  [Repeat chorus a lot]

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  King & Queenshow lyrics

  King & Queen

  One thing that I know:
  That everywhere I fucking go
  People writhe with piles of corpses,
  Rotting on there down below.
  And they all beg forgiveness.
  And so you know I will give them this.
  Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!
  Living in the future now,
  Y'know I'm moving much too fast.
  I feel like I'm dying even though I'm living in the past.
  And this immortal coil
  You know that it will always last.
  And now I think I'll have to sing about the death and horror that I bring:
  Gay apparel I put it on, put it on
  Sucking the marrow.
  And as you die I sing this song.
  Oh! How shocking, how dare you.
  Dare to die before I'm through.
  Supposed I'll have to resurrect you
  And bathe your bowels in boiling spew.
  Now its time, almost time.
  Now its time to...
  I'm gazing at you broken bones.
  I feel lost and so forlorn.
  Another death, another mess,
  Another shroud that I have worn.
  Another box that I begin,
  Another grave you'll soon be in.
  I concentrate the lovely hate.
  But you're looking kinda thin.
  King Queen, King Queen, its so obscene. [x2]
  Infinite ruin!
  Life falls down.
  Look at me spewing.
  You begged me to come to this town.
  When your clubs crushed and you friends are dead,
  Then you'll remember just-a what I said:
  I'm the qeeniest being that there ever has been.
  Dare you tempt the wrath
  The wrath of old King Queen
  Now it's time, almost time.
  Now it's time to die!
  When your clubs crushed and your friends are dead,
  Then you'll remember just-a what I said: [x2]
  I'm the queenliest being that there ever has been [x3]
  Dare you tempt the wrath
  The wrath of old King Queen
  Crush you like bug - Smash steel and stone.
  Obliterate, dominate.
  Call this planet home.
  King Queen. King Queen. [x3]

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  Krak Downshow lyrics

  Krak Down

  Krak down!
  Your melted essence is my tool
  And I appropriate your nugget jewel
  Chemically wrap around aroma
  In the bathtub in a coma
  Getting drunk with
  Earth's elite
  They wanna peel the skin off my feet
  Mold me, fold me, keep me silent I get drunk, I get violent
  [Chorus:]
  I fill the pipe up
  This is a Krak Down
  I called up every pimp I know I fucked my life up
  This is a Krak Down
  I call for toxic overthrow
  Fall out of the rent-a-car
  Go and vomit on the ground
  There's the one who acts so pissed off
  Think I'll go and cunt my dick off
  [Chorus]
  They run from me I charge at sluts I knock them down
  Stomp out their guts
  Tastefully arrange the piles soaked in phlegm
  And Bathed in bile
  Building, burning, cops all scatter
  Big fat ass is on the platter
  You eyes are floating in my cup
  Fuck your corpse
  And get raped up

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  Krosstikashow lyrics

  Krosstika

  What's that symbol above the oven
  Beaming it's malice to all that we shove in
  In the War Party we ake every side
  United as one until everyone dies
  Symbol of hatred, symbol of fear
  The Krosstika proclaims our cause
  Luring the humans with blood, sex, and beer
  Don't worry, we take queers
  The hour is nigh
  Let the Krosstika fly
  Let now the symbol define you
  With a wave of raw hate
  The Krosstika takes
  The symbol is there to remind you
  So we hold our rallies and give out free crack
  Then we give guns to the poor
  Our staffers are making obscene phone calls right now
  Soon they wil kick down your door
  Slaughter your family and then break for lunch
  There's not a pair of dry pants in the bunch
  The Swastika and the Bloody Old Cross
  Two great hates that hate great together
  I say to slay all and have not a care
  I demand pillows stuffed with hair
  The death of all humans on your world today
  Specicide--a new word to say
  Symbol of hatred, symbol of fear
  The Krosstika proclaims our cause
  Luring the humans with blood, sex, and beer
  Sending them into the maw
  It inspires you to kill
  And even if you don't, then you know that it will
  Slaking this thirst we'll kill billions or more
  Slaves to eternal war
  The Krosstika has one purpose
  It was designed to enslave you
  They were designed to inflame you
  There is no lie to the flag that we fly
  We don't pretend it can save you
  We offer you death but a good one at that
  It's only your life, after all
  Two great hates that hate great together
  Answer the Krosstika's call
  The hour is nigh
  Let the krosstika fly
  Let now the symbol define you
  With a wave of raw hate
  The Krosstika takes
  The symbol is there to remind you

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  Let's Blame The Lightmanshow lyrics

  Let's Blame The Lightman

  It's falling, It's falling, It's falling on the ground, yeah
  It's falling on the ground, yeah
  Lets blame the lightman
  for our own mistakes
  We'll blame the whole damn crew
  if that's what it takes
  We wont talk
  to anybody else yeah
  Lets blame the lightman
  and anybody else
  Lets blame the lightman
  and save us from ourselves
  and save us, save us from ourselves
  We won't talk to anybody else, yeah
  we're driving in our limo
  we're driving right by you
  we dont care about you
  Blame it on the Lightman!
  Let's blame the lightman!
  And heap him with shame
  Lets blame the lightman
  Because I'm so lame
  We won't talk to anybody else, yeah
  Blame, blame, heaping tons of blame on everyone We see
  Blaming God, blaming Mom, blaming you
  Never blaming me.
  It's falling, it's falling
  It's falling on the ground
  It's falling, it's falling,
  It's smashing on down
  It's falling, it's falling
  It's falling on the ground
  It's exploding and they're dying
  and it's really fucking loud
  It's falling it's falling
  On anybody else

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  Fucking An Animalshow lyrics

  Fucking An Animal

  Ooooh...Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...aaaaammm...fuckin' an animal!
  Fuckin' an animal
  Holding on the horns
  Fuckin' an animal
  I'm involved with porn
  Fuckin' an animal
  Sure is nice and warm in here...
  In my animal
  Drinkin' fifty beers
  Fuckin' an animal
  Blowin' fifty steers
  Fuckin' an animal
  Oh, I'm a fuckin' queer
  Fuckin' an animal
  Didn't need to take her on a date
  Just had to stand here on the crate
  No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment
  Just me my animal, Getting my dick bent...
  Oh, animal
  Lovely animal
  Arrrrggggghh!
  Animal!
  Didn't have to say-ee please
  Fuckin' an animal
  With Legionnaires disease
  I'm fuckin' an animal
  Damn hard on the knees...
  I'm fuckin' an animal
  ANIMAL!!!
  Animal fucker on the loose
  Fuckin' an animal
  I'll go from dog to goose
  Fuckin' an animal
  One time I fucked a moose
  Fuckin' an animal
  Now the animal's in pain!
  It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain (terrible pain).
  But now it starts to rain
  But I'm still the same...
  Meet my animal
  Animal!!
  Oh, animal
  Oh, animal, animal, animal, animal
  Animal!
  Not proud of what I do...
  I'm fuckin' an animal
  I had a great time at the zoo
  I'm fuckin' an animal
  Cause you won't let me fuck you...
  Animal!
  Spoken: I'm not willing to spend any more time on that song...

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  The Uberklawshow lyrics

  The Uberklaw

  Debaser of ancient debacles
  Shattered worlds, twisted fables
  Dark soothsayer of worlds unclean
  Black blood boils as I vent my spleen
  Obliteration
  My destiny
  A worm-gnawed skull
  Stares back at me
  The death it shall give you
  Your means to be free
  Sweet non-existence
  Ends a life of slavery
  When all things have happened what can there be left?
  Why do we struggle, why do we fear death?
  Why can't the darkness be part of the light?
  Who's got the strength left to fight? x2
  Life's many pleasures are soon sure to bore
  Whether you build bombs or live as a whore
  Hated of one's self is always the forge
  Bloated protrusions of gurgling gorge
  Life is your penance and your the reward
  Life is your penance and your the reward
  When all things have happened what can there be left?
  Why do we struggle, why do we fear death?
  Why can't the darkness be part of the light?
  Who's got the strength left to fight? x2
  Smashing bloody laws
  The Uber Klaw
  The gaping maw
  We share this fate
  It's life's one law
  The younger the soul then the sweeter the taste
  The meter of peter forms thick bouillabaisse
  Vomit it spews into destinies hole
  Wretchedly ravage your skull is my bowl
  Mysteries murdered, I mean to offend
  Edicts and ethos the rifts that I rend
  Stripping the dripping that never can end
  Manfully mauling the ham-crank that I bend
  These are my words! This is the law!
  Summon the power of The Uber Klaw!
  Chaos and carnage are all that I see
  Give me a minute, I'll start World War III
  The Uber Klaw rises it was made to rule
  The subjects they marvel and mutter and drool
  For genocide it is my favorite tool
  So always remember, bring your guns to school
  Smashing bloody laws
  The Uber Klaw
  The gaping maw
  We share this fate
  It's life's one law
  Why do we struggle, why do we fear death? x4

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  Metal Metal Landshow lyrics

  Metal Metal Land

  There's a place so very far
  Most favored of the worlds that are missed by GWAR
  We can get there as long as it's by stolen car
  Smash your face and go shoot up
  There's a world of which I've heard
  Far beyond the sky
  A place of chicks and pills and booze
  A place where winners always lose
  You'll always hear your favorite band
  Here in Metal Metal Land
  Here in Metal Metal Land
  Nothing ever dies
  Except of course our enemies
  And they're attracting metal flies
  Here in Metal Metal Land
  Everything is loud
  All the chicks are strippers
  All their father's proud
  Metal metal land
  Metal metal sea
  Metal metal air
  Metal you and metal me
  Metal metal metal metal! x2
  Heavy Metal Metal Land
  Here in Metal Metal Land
  Every day is night
  Except of course when night is day
  But then there is no light
  Here in Metal Metal Land
  Everything is rock
  Everyone is in a band
  Ever girl sucks every cock
  Here in Metal Metal Land
  Everything is hard
  Except of course the test you take
  To get a license for your car
  Bullet belts and denim jackets
  Crystal meth in tiny packets
  Witches, warlocks, demon seed
  Booze and cooze and weed and speed
  Metal metal x16
  Filthy hair and dirty faces
  Flying V's and swords and maces
  80's hair bands are still hated
  No false metal tolerated
  Heavy metal is the law
  Weakness means a broken jaw
  Everything is loud and fast
  Metal up your fucking ass
  Metal plane on metal trip
  Metal hand, metal grip
  It's metal man,

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  Beat You To Deathshow lyrics

  Beat You To Death

  I am a throwback to primeval age
  I'm easy to anger I'm quick to enrage
  Get in my way and you forfeit your life
  I'll orphan your children and widow your wife
  Fight now! Til' ther's only one left
  Right now! I will lay you to rest
  I am the bringer of of thunder and pain
  My fists of lead fall upon you like rain
  Resistence is futile your fate has been sealed
  I will not stop until you have been killed
  Fight now! Til' there's only one left
  Right now! I will lay you to rest
  Cry out! With your last dying breath
  Die now! As I beat you to death
  I need no weapon to bring you to heel
  My fist in your face is the last thing you feel
  Beg me for mercy and see what it gets you
  My only real pleasure is getting to hit you
  Fight now! Til' there's only one left
  Right now! I will lay you to rest
  Cry out! With your last dying breath
  Die now! As I beat you to death
  I have no room in my heart for compassion
  If you piss me off I will simply start smashin'
  Your pleas for reason are simply pathetic
  Why waste my words when my fists are poetic
  Beat you down
  To the ground
  Break your bones
  Final blow
  And blood will flow
  It's clobberin' time!
  I hate you I hit you [x7]

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  So Fucking Whatshow lyrics

  So Fucking What

  So fucking what?!?
  I can get drunk
  I can get laid
  I can go mad
  I can get paid
  I get confused
  I can get screwed
  I can do nothing
  So fucking what?!?
  I can get raped
  I can get shot
  I can spend years
  Just sucking your snot
  I could be lonely
  I could go mad
  I could do nothing
  So fucking what?!?
  Not getting through
  I can smoke pot
  I can cause damage
  Go kill alot
  Don't want to be here
  But at least there's beer
  And I must drink something
  So fucking...
  So fucking...
  It is your life that we've come to slap
  Reach for my gat things begin to connect
  Well they tell me, anything goes
  Then oh my God I got a thing up my nose!
  So... what?!?
  I'll have fucking fun without you
  Out until
  I won't miss you
  But I'll govern everything in your life
  I hate your guts, but you don't have to die
  I can get drunk
  I can get laid
  I can get sick
  I can get dead
  I guess it sucks
  That I don't give a fuck
  But I could do nothingSo fucking
  Now is the time
  I have got you alone
  I'll cut all the mustard
  Right close to the bone
  The fuckers will cluster
  Like cunts in the tomb
  The rafters will banter
  The cows will come home

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  Gwarshow lyrics

  Gwar

  Deep beneath the bowels of the skillhouse
  Where the bones of crusaders are hidden in walls
  The shin of Salidin, a goblet made from Blackbeard's chin
  The prick of Christ, Hitler's ball
  The body of Reagan lies there enshrined
  Pulsating as steel and flesh are entwined
  Peering through the necro-scope, the Spypriest unseen
  The soul of Reagen is found through it's dreams
  Spirit-racked, tormented, undead, and unclean
  The will of Reagan drives your nation's latest war-machine
  Bristling with rocket pods
  Gatling guns and cannon
  The latest in technology to slay the foes of Mammon
  The Reaganator and the U.S.A.!
  We'll kill anything that gets in our way!
  We're greatest country, so you have to die, that's why!
  (unintelligable)
  So Ronnie went to Cuba, locked on to ole' Fidel
  Put a missle through his window, filled up the place he'd left in hell
  After that he thought he might just take on the whole world
  And leave a bloody pothole where the stars and bars could be unfurled
  But there was one flaw that was in the design
  It was so bad that he had to resign
  The Reaganator used fossil fuel, some people never learn
  And for this lack of vision your country will fucking burn
  You see the Reaganator lying flat on his ass?

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  Make A Child Cryshow lyrics

  Make A Child Cry

  Every child slain
  No cradle only grave
  Every child a bomb
  we'll dominate the octomom
  Make a child cry... cry child cry!
  Make a child die... die child die!
  Take control sieze the soul
  Near is the hour gain power
  Death house we will build
  where children wither
  Never give them names
  only give them pain
  Make a child cry... cry child cry!
  Make a child die... die child die!
  Take control seize the soul
  Near is the hour gain power
  Make a child cry!
  Go find a child
  cry child cry
  run wild
  die child die
  make a child cry
  make a child die
  Rape their guts repeatedly
  suck the soul dry
  every child must die
  I delare war on children
  hide child hide
  it's fun when I find you
  your hiding place I spy
  suck the soul dry
  every child must die
  Make a child cry!
  Make a child die!
  Go find a child
  Cry child cry
  Defiled
  Die child die
  make a child cry
  make a child die
  rape their guts repeatedly
  suck the soul dry
  every child must die
  I declare war on children
  I declare war on children
  I declare war on children
  I delcare war on children
  I declare war on children

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  Lust In Spaceshow lyrics

  Lust In Space

  Again, what grim vision this?
  Bloodstained tomb, beer-cans, and piss...
  This is no life...
  For a god
  Is this my fate?
  Trapped for all time?
  Is it too late?
  The only thing worth living for... escape!
  I gaze through the night and behold constellations
  Still bearing the scars of my disintegrations
  So many hours I wasted my powers
  On murder and madness and deadly red rain
  Earth is a prison, this life is a curse
  This planet's rotation is simply the worst
  Days they drag by, a life all too lost
  I must escape no matter what cost...
  Space, blazes infernal...
  My sentence on Earth, eternal...
  It sickens me to watch you, all I ever do is cry
  And do my best to kill you because all of you must die!
  And although I created you
  I always have hated you
  Fuck this place!
  Oh how I long for lust in space
  So many years of bloodlust and tears
  My struggles mean nothing
  Ja, ja, all ist klar...
  Earth is a tomb, and abyss of time
  I can't accept it's the end of the line
  The Scumdogs are calling, I must go back
  If I can escape Earth, I swear I'll quit crack
  Call-girls on comets, carnality that's felt...
  Dock your Lord-barge at the Garteroid belt
  Bimbo's in limbo awake with a "Boom!"
  Revealing a teat twice the size of the moon
  Lust in space
  Lust in space
  Fleischlust auf raum!
  Lust in space
  An outer-space orgy with freaks of all races
  As bright orange cum spatters sluts with all faces
  Meteoroided freakazoids they exude prurience
  Omni-sexuals display sodomic puissance
  Lust in space!
  So many stars, so many bars!
  Outer space is quite the place, even from afar!
  Out there I've humped millions and felt no shame
  Never excluded the old or the lame
  My sexploits were legend, I could have gone into porn
  But I like killing more than sex,
  I always was a battle-borne...
  But space teems with danger, the perils are countless
  Enemies infinite, vengeance that's boundless!
  Wars that are so fun you don't want to win!
  Against the most hated, Cardinal Syn...
  Lust in space!
  The Earth is a gallstone I'll leave far behind
  A marble I garbled, never to find
  Space blazes infernal
  No interest in matters paternal
  Hyperspace makes me horny and I don't know why
  A zero-grav hard on can make me so high
  Space it blazes infernal
  My love for kinky sex, eternal
  As we enter the black hole
  Her nebula was crawling with crabs
  White dwarf and black troll

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  Bloody Pit Of Horrorshow lyrics

  Bloody Pit Of Horror

  They show you no mercy
  They just show you a line
  Call it a chaos, a curse, or a crime
  call it what you will but I call it genocide
  Genocide, genocide
  Hail! Hail!
  Genocide, genocide
  Genocide, genocide
  Hail! Hail!
  Genocide, genocide
  You know they're calling for a...
  Genocide, genocide
  Hail! Hail!
  Genocide, genocide
  You know you're falling for a...
  Genocide, genocide
  Hail! Hail!
  Genocide, genocide
  A lotta people died!
  Aye, genocide, they say the don't do it
  but you know they tell lies
  Because the genocide is doing fine,
  time after time after time after time
  There's a dotted line, for you to sign
  Making butchers out of babies, they do it all the time
  Hail to genocide
  You know they're calling for a
  It's your duty to serve them
  And it's your duty to die
  It's so fun, gotta gun
  You'll get money only some
  Training on their death-games since you were a little child
  Genocide, genocide
  Hail! Hail!
  Genocide, genocide
  Genocide, genocide
  Hail! Hail!
  Genocide, genocide
  You know they're waiting for a...
  Genocide, genocide
  Hail! Hail!
  Genocide, genocide
  You were created for a...
  Genocide, genocide
  Hail! Hail!
  Genocide, genocide
  And so it goes forever more
  The soldiers go to war
  The Generals hold the door
  And no one's even keeping score
  One thing they know, they know that they need more
  Hail to genocide
  You know they're waiting for a
  Hail to genocide
  You know they're waiting for a
  It is your duty to serve them
  And i'ts your duty to die
  And when they ask you, when they ask you why
  Tell them that you serve
  The holy call of genocide
  Genocide [x8]
  Aye, genocide
  If murder was music
  I'd be a symphony of chimes
  Cuz the genocide is doing fine
  Gotta do what I do
  To make a murder mine
  Hail to genocide
  You know they're waiting for a... [x6]
  GENOCIDE

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  Battle Maximus

  I was - I was - I was
  Raped at birth
  I was - I was - I was
  Brutalized by beastly girth
  I was raped at birth!
  When I was a boy
  My life was destroyed
  I was raped at birth
  I was not overjoyed
  When I was a man
  I hid in the can
  I was raped at birth
  Yes that was the plan
  I went to my mom
  She hit me with a pan
  I was raped at birth!
  Scumdog sex planet
  Convulsing breeding hive
  Spit forth the progeny
  Through rivers of slime I writhe
  Seeking warmth and light
  Life begins, the world so bright
  Too soon from the womb I'm torn
  As penis plums the newly born
  Mangled and tangled I flop to the floor
  Speckled and spackled I run for the door
  Though I'm but a baby I'm still eight foot two
  I'll be raped at birth for the pleasure of you
  I was raped yes raped at birth
  When I was a lad
  Halfway out the womb
  They ruined my rectum
  I fucked half the room
  Now I'm a man
  But I won't grow up
  If you rape me again
  I think that I'll throw up
  Fit me for a truss
  With a times eight leather cup
  I was raped at birth!
  It went on for hours
  Scalding hot, the golden showers
  Manifesting pimple power
  Penis-poking tingle-tower
  Still, it seems unfair
  One time I got raped with a chair
  Still, good came of it
  Like every time I shit
  Mangled and tangled I flop to the floor
  Speckled and spackled I run for the door
  Though I'm but a baby I'm still eight foot two
  I'll be raped at birth for the pleasure of you
  I was raped at birth
  My masters knew well knew why they raped the newly born
  The line at the door spoke of new forms of porn
  I was raped at birth
  The wretched infants were sullen, forlorn
  The skin it was warm
  We lived in a dorm
  After we'd been raped we were all given weapons
  Your grave is my glory, your face I will step in
  But I'm not complaining that my life is fucked
  I was raped at birth, from then on everything sucked
  Everything sucked!
  Everything sucked!
  We were all raped at birth
  It fucking hurts
  Chased from room to room
  Pinned in a corner
  Bing bang boom!
  Mangled and tangled I flop to the floor
  Speckled and spackled I run for the door
  Though I'm but a baby I'm still eight foot two
  I'll be raped at birth for the pleasure of you
  I was raped at birth

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  Violence Has Arrivedshow lyrics

  Violence Has Arrived

  Bring forth those we have granted life
  So that they...
  Must die
  Death!
  Death to life!
  Break him - break him on the wheel
  Death!
  Death to life!
  Worlds I have destroyed
  Gods I have annoyed
  Hatred makes me happy
  I'm often overjoyed
  Death!
  Death to life!
  Planets enslaved
  Popes to find their graves
  Your proudest works I grind to dust
  Your ass a ham to shave
  Broken on the wheel
  Fucked up way to die
  Even worse than crucifixion
  Bloated buzzards flock and fly
  Broken on the wheel
  This one here will do
  Smash your joints with steel shod rims
  Winding you into...
  The Wheel
  Such a marvelous invention
  Broken on the wheel
  Fucked up way to die
  Even worse than crucifixion
  Bloated buzzards flock and fly
  Broken on the wheel
  This one here will do
  Smash you with rims
  Wind you into...
  Death!
  Death to life!
  Planting a forest
  Not growing trees
  Wheel-broken corpses
  Souls scatter likes leaves
  Broken on the wheel
  Fucked up way to die
  Even worse than crucifixion
  Bloated buzzards flock and fly
  Broken on the wheel
  This one here will do
  Smash your joints with steel shod rims
  Winding you into
  The Wheel!
  Death to life!

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  Hell-oshow lyrics

  Hell-o

  Sun goes down, bodies on the ground. Swollen
  with pus, I shall further expound. As the
  vultures swirl, the batons twirl. We've come
  for your entrails. And now it's time for death.
  And now it's time, Death's mime is rhymed...
  Sun comes up bloody pulp. People of your
  planet all writhe in muck. Life's a piece of shit,
  you are living it. You deserve no less than death.
  Time for death, it's to the left. I've gotta smash
  my chin 'till I gotta cleft. Time for death, there's
  nothing left. I'm gonna rape your world, gonna go
  suck cock...And now it's time for death. Your
  nipples, expose your breasts. I'll burrow deep into
  your chest...Ahh
  There's no sun, just a human slum. Leaders
  of your people acting really dumb. Flies with
  the eyes, guys with the thighs, keeping a watch
  on Bilko's pies...
  And now it's time for DEATH...

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  Billy Bad Assshow lyrics

  Billy Bad Ass

  BILLY BAD ASS
  LITTLE BILLY BAD ASS
  Cause I'm bad - Billy Bad
  Bad Bad Billy - Little Billy badass
  So bad so bad inside
  I was born on the day that my mama died
  It made me bad - Silly bad -
  Real bad feel bad
  Chitty chitty gang bang
  Yeah thats right
  Get it right
  Sit tight
  You got it bad
  You make me mad
  Hey cool out Billy
  Take a chili bath
  A silly willy bath
  A Billy Barty bubble bath
  C'mon now, they're clearing a path
  He goes eight to the bar (in boogie rhythm).
  little billy bad, little bad billy bad ass
  Billy Bad.
  Once there was a time when he could have changed
  But he didn't but he didn't but he didn't but he didn't
  Instead, he stayed the same
  And he didn't even really have to!
  I'm still mad
  But just a tad
  I'm just a little chilly silly Billy Hackensack
  But one day I died
  My Momma cried
  Oh that's right
  My Mama already died
  She died
  I cried
  The only reason
  I was a baby at the time
  now im able... to lay my cable

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  Biledrivershow lyrics

  Biledriver

  All creatures born are born to die but before then survive
  Some creatures born they never live but still they are alive
  Upon a bony steed I sway, my scythe above the herd
  I want to murder everyone in the entire world
  Death feeds the cycle, driven by your hate
  Can't you see there is nothing left to create?
  All is for me to destroy
  And emptiness employ
  I want to murder everyone in the entire world
  Every man and women, every boy and every girl
  Swallow up the air and earth, mutilate the worms
  Kill the messenger who begs us to consider terms
  But hatred is a feeling that's mutated with time
  Into something much more sublime
  To kill without passion ' a new ability
  I slay with a new efficiency
  This effect is most pleasing
  As I slaughter millions for no reason
  A vision'of universal death'
  Order
  Reason
  Triumph
  Truth
  Horny
  Fetid
  Violent
  Uncouth
  The young are simply too dumb to live
  The old are weak and unclean
  The ones in the middle, they also must die
  Their ways are obtuse and obscene
  Biledriver!
  Bring forth the Biledriver!
  All is for me to destroy
  And nothingness enjoy

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  Blimeyshow lyrics

  Blimey

  Blimey
  At home we're bored
  Just got off another shitty tour
  Moat filled with flaming pus
  Sleazy he won't talk to us
  Fondle fish in way illegal
  Coffin filled with dirty needles
  Blimey, blimey
  Waddaya do when you feel like that?
  Blimey, blimey, go
  Bio-mutant sexy maid
  Heave it down the balustrade
  We indulge in naughty fun
  Give it fish, tell it to run
  Sexy's flanks are torn and rent
  Slimey's on the rag again
  Blimey, blimey
  Waddaya do when you feel like that?
  Blimey
  Waddaya do when you feel like that?
  Blimey, blimey, go
  That's right folks, here in the hall of human hatred
  We've got some of your most inspired brethren
  Genocidal maniacs books straight into your hearts
  We've got Caligula, mad emperor of Rome whose
  who carved their way thru the history
  purges consumed thousands on his blazing
  altar of syphilis. Or how about Giles
  Lavalle, medieval crusader of God's will
  whose search for the elixir of life led to
  the ritual satanic killings of hundreds of
  Parisian youth?
  Or Julius, religious despot whose slaughter of the intelligensia
  Of greatest mass murderers in your sad, yet
  Milan gave him the nickname of "The
  Warrior Pope" That's right, some of the
  vibrant history, are here enshrined
  impaled and pumped with agonizing life
  Tummys tingle
  Tongues a-mingle
  Forced extraction
  Of corn-choked shingle
  Bristling amoeba hole
  Madly flailing porno-cow
  Matching cunt for every bowl
  Get me on the road right now
  Blimey, blimey
  Waddaya do when you feel like that?
  Blimey
  Waddaya do when you feel like that?
  Blimey
  Waddaya do when you feel like that?
  Blimey
  Waddaya do when you feel like that?
  Waddaya do when you feel like that?
  Waddaya do when you feel like that?

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  Black And Hugeshow lyrics

  Black And Huge

  You know I'm totally flaccid -
  I'm just a limp, mega-prick
  You know I'm looking for a stupid white chick
  [Chorus:]
  Because I'm black and huge
  Black and huge
  Black and huge
  Black and Huge, black and huge -
  All the women hate me in the porno booth
  And now I see you, your there on the ground
  And now you know, yeah I'm raising a mound
  I'm gonna got you, make you erupt
  If I could just get out of this cup
  [Chorus]

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  Bone Mealshow lyrics

  Bone Meal

  Piles of burnt corpses, we're
  turning the screws--Turn 'em into
  bone meal for our troops to use! Turn
  on the ovens, get in the shower, get
  out the wheelbarrows, we'll be at it
  for hours! Bone meal! Better than
  no meal at all! Bone meal! Better
  that no meal so get in the stall!

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  Bloody Maryshow lyrics

  Bloody Mary

  Ice world, eternal night, doors are chained and barred
  Toiling slaved die in droves, this life is hard
  There's a Balrog in the woodpile, in the corner, dead canary
  Going down to the dungeon to see my Bloody Mary
  Bloody Mary
  Pretty scary
  She knows what to do with the bone I gotta bury!
  Bloody Mary
  She's from the surface world
  Bloody Mary
  Slutty? Very!
  She used to shave her pussy now it's getting pretty hairy
  Bloody Mary
  She's an American girl!
  Torches, chains, sweaty straining flesh
  The womb explodes in a meat-maggot mesh
  The mutant we made was really beautiful baby
  We fingered and felched it, then sprayed it with rabies
  Bloody Mary
  Pretty scary
  She knows what to do with the bone I gotta bury!
  Bloody Mary
  She's from the surface world!
  Bloody Mary
  Slutty? Very!
  I treat my girlfriends even better than Chuck Berry
  Bloody Mary
  She's an American girl!
  Oh bloody, bloody Mary
  Your lips are turgid, your ass is cherry
  I'll never, never let you die!
  The women bleeds but does not die!
  When you are immortal the space of many years
  Seems just as little as the weight of the tears
  That she cried as she waited as the worms they ate her brain
  I had her animated but you know it's not the same
  Bloody Mary
  Pretty scary
  Bloody Mary
  She's from the surface world!
  Bloody Mary
  Slutty? Very!
  She knows what to do with the bone I gotta bury
  Bloody Mary
  She's an American girl!
  In an Antarctican's world

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  Bring Back The Bombshow lyrics

  Bring Back The Bomb

  Hiroshima, A shadow burned in time
  Nagasaki, naked baby melts alive
  Burnt flesh and rubble from sea to dead shore
  Such a hideous theatre of war
  But that was the end--Why?
  There are so many more that must die
  Is that not part of the plan?
  I must use the nukes
  I can't kill you all with my hands
  Hydrogen bomb, new signs of doom
  Thermo-nuclear, neutron bomb too...
  You say these devices must never be used
  I say you're mistaken, let's get to the fuse
  Bring--Bring back the bomb
  This is state policy, "by other means"
  Your life ends in terror, this is now decreed
  This is the twisting of bloody steel beams
  The bomb blows air backwards, there's no time to scream
  When they tested the A-bomb, they had a real fear
  The blast will destroy your sweet atmosphere
  But far more important as power increases
  Was wasting the planet in well-ordered pieces
  Bring--bring back the bomb
  Bring--bring--bring--bring back the bomb
  Bring back the bomb
  It's been far too long
  Sumon the brazen war chariot
  Bring back the bomb
  what makes it so wrong?
  Release the beast, you can't bury it
  Hrup (8x)
  Why should the fire be shared with so few?
  Let bombs explode, 'cause that's what they do
  Nuke Mecca, New York, the Vatican too
  Give me a bomb, I'll drop it on you
  Why stop at only two?
  You showed the world just what it can do
  What a waste not to destroy
  Come play at war, man, and bring your best toy
  Who gives a f**k about a nuclear war?
  Let bombs explode, because that's what they're for
  Last minute warning, the sirens they sing
  Chaos, the reason, death, what we bring
  Humans now look to the sky!
  You worship missiles, yet they know no side
  I guess it was all a lie
  So grab ass with both hands, it's your turn to die
  Die--it's your turn to die (x2)
  Lies--they killed you with lies
  Die, human, die
  And while we're at it, let's go nuke Tibet
  Let's vaporize the oceans with glee
  Saving the whales an agenda for some
  Nuking them sits well with me
  Bring--Bring back the bomb
  They know not what they do
  Bring--bring back the bomb
  Bring back the bomb it's been far too long
  Summon the brazen war chariot
  Bring back the bomb
  What makes it so wrong?
  Crusify Judas Iscariot
  bring bring back the bomb
  they know not what they do
  bring bring back the bomb
  what makes it so wrong?!

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  Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)show lyrics

  Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)

  When I first saw him
  He was standing in the rain
  Fading light, it still gave sight, to the faces
  The faces of the slain
  How many have fallen before you?
  How many have you sent below?
  How can you ever show pity?
  Is that a word that you know?
  You are the merciless bastard
  You are the end of the song
  You are the pillar, the pinion, the piston
  You are the ramrod of wrong
  Bonesnapper--War god
  Bonesnapper--Fat sod
  Bonesnapper--Bonesnapper
  Aiii!
  Bonesnapper--Black troll
  Bonesnapper--Skull bowl
  Bonesnapper--Bonesnapper
  Aiii!
  Now the wheel has turned full circle
  Now you shall pay for your crimes
  Summon your brothers to fight there beside you
  Still you have run out of time
  All of your life you have served death
  Now you are part of the wheel
  You embraced evil within you
  Til' the love of death was all that you could feel
  Bonesnapper--War god
  Bonesnapper--Fat sod
  Bonesnapper--(nice bod)
  Aiii!
  Bonesnapper--Black troll
  Bonesnapper--Skull bowl
  Bonesnapper--Bonesnapper
  Aiii!
  The faces of the slain
  How many fallen before you?
  How many have you sent below?
  How can you ever show pity?
  Is that a word that you know?
  Still they will all flock to find you
  And purge your scourge from all these plains
  Still it's not too late for you to devastate
  And leave far behind you
  the faces of the slain
  The faces of the slain
  Now your life is to be forfeit
  Now you shall redeem your pain
  When I first saw him
  He was standing in the rain
  Fading light, it still gave sight, to the hideously mutilated, pus-engorged and maggot infested
  faces of the slain
  Bonesnapper

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  Childshow lyrics

  Child

  Having a child with a person I don't even know
  Jumping up and down in the crowd she got a face full of blow
  She caught the sperm in her mouth
  And then she put it down south
  She didn't understand
  That a burrowing beast would plop out in the pan
  She's having a child and she thinks it's such a clever stunt
  What she's really gonna get is a claw in the cunt
  Things went south
  That's when I started to fuck in her mouth
  She didn't understand
  That I'm a happy dappy Sammy Davis Jr. man
  You wanna get out of your life
  Well go fuck a rock star!
  Then you can quit your job at the crummy fucking titty bar
  You'll be lying on your back next to the wall with your legs in the air
  Crowd of fucking doc's coming on like they really don't care
  She took that fistful of sperm and crammed it right up her womb
  So she could lie with her legs in the air in the hospital room
  But there's one thing that the little girl don't understand
  That I don't have a dime and I don't give a damn

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  Captain Crunchshow lyrics

  Captain Crunch

  Everybody needs somebody to abuse. Every
  body needs alotta stuff to eat. Every
  body gonna be a body one day--Having
  fun (Mortal scum) Rest assured it's not
  for long. When you least expect your world
  reels--You fall to the ground. Will heaven
  protect it (No) A strange new world
  that you found. And now, bodies waken--
  Soul a-quakin', you see your jellied corpse
  a-bakin'. Your world teeters on the
  brink of madness...We shall...kick
  that bitch over with gladness--
  You enter the sex-plague--You cannot
  breed--And you await death--Your anus...
  bleeeeeeds...When you're all dead,
  We'll still be here. Having butt sex--
  Cause I'm so queeeeeeeeer...!!
  Disciples of Sin!!!

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  War Is All We Know

  They came from the sun
  From the east from the west all around
  And so fate's die is cast
  They marshalled their forces and foundus at last
  So it's come to this
  The child is the destroyer
  The young god comes to slay
  Son, kill the father
  For blackness is all that I crave
  Shells explode across my hide
  Take me death, I am your slave
  For I don't have a soul
  And I don't have a heart
  Come then and face me
  But first you must suffer my wrath
  Hatred of all things alive
  War is all we know
  They say that war is a last resort
  For me it's the only way
  I have tried reading them poetry
  It suits me better to slay
  All that I touch seems to break in my hands
  Then it just bursts into flames
  The piteous pleadings as innocents die
  Only an odor reamains
  So burn the bitter butter
  Break out our murder machines
  Bring me my scabbard my halber, my hauberk
  Fetch me my enchanted greaves
  My walls they are melting
  The drugs they aren't helping
  It is the time for the old gods to die
  To arms is the only cry
  Hatred of all things alive
  War is all we know
  The humans must feast on their Gods
  We know it fucking blows
  Hatred is a seed that's easy to sow
  Buckets of blood will help it to grow
  And raised on high, the fetid throne
  Death is Fate's master, he sits all alone
  (All alone, all alone, all alone, all alone)
  The say war is all we know
  If only that were true
  No matter how I work my schedule
  There's always other things that I do
  But excuse me now, there's a tank at the door
  And that slave's head just rolled 'cross the floor
  He tries to say something and that something is puke
  Right about then the pigs set off a nuke
  War is all we know
  Hatred
  When I said I loved war, I lied
  It fucking sucks on the losing side
  And speaking of which, my face is on fire
  A lightning withdraw, we quickly retire
  A flury of carnage, my brainpan is nicked
  To my unending shame my ass just got kicked
  And as the shells fall in a relentless hail
  The fortress was gutted and we had to bail
  Hatred of all things alive
  War is all we know
  The humans must feast on thier Gods
  We know it fucking blows
  Hatred of all things alive
  War is all we know
  The humans must feast on their Gods

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  War Partyshow lyrics

  War Party

  I hear your piteous shrieking
  In this land of death
  And boils and bees and RPG's
  And piles of prisoners masturbated on
  Now you are on fire
  You curse the choice you made
  Your Humvee a pyre your life to expire
  Your face and a name and a corpse that's bathed in flames
  Come join the War Party
  And see exotic lands
  Your blood has stained the desert sands
  Aaaaahhh...
  I hear your body burning
  A piping and piteous sound
  The crows tears apart your corpse after the flames have gone down
  You're dragged through the streets
  With a chain 'round your neck
  Hung from a bridge on the outskirts of town
  They never find your head
  Come and join the War Party
  And see exotic lands
  Your blood has stained the desert sands
  Your blood is running through your hands
  Still you expect pity
  And you shall recieve none
  Why did death come hard for you
  You gave it to some
  You joined the War Party
  Your purpose was clear
  You did your job with skill, you raped and you killed
  Why so surprised that you finally got billed?
  You put the gun to your shoulder
  You put lead through a brain
  You left bodies to molder
  You spread havoc and pain
  They will call you a hero
  I call you an ignorant slave
  Because before you died you acted surprised
  So soon you were shown to your grave
  Come now and join the War Party
  And see exotic lands
  Your blood has stained the desert sands
  Your blood is running through your hands
  All men die
  So don't ask why
  What the fuck else did you think you were for?
  You were made to decay
  It's better that way
  This is the price of your war

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  I Suck On My Thumbshow lyrics

  I Suck On My Thumb

  Every time that I see you
  I think that you're dumb
  Every time that I see you
  I suck on my thumb
  You're asking a question
  How come
  Every time that I see you
  I suck on my thumb
  I suck on my thumb I love you

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  I Love The Pigsshow lyrics

  I Love The Pigs

  We stand before the gates of Hell
  Smeared with filthy bacon smell
  Not all cops are pigs
  Some of them are dicks
  It is their duty to beat you...
  ...with a BIG FUCKING STICK!
  I LOVE THE PIGS!!!!
  The cheap allure
  Of human manure
  You busted her for junk
  And soon your dashboard,
  Was spackled with spunk
  You stopped for a bit
  But you couldn't quit
  I love the pigs, I love the pigs, love the pigs
  You killed and killed again,
  And got away with it
  The body count rose, yet,
  Yet, still I craved more
  Fighting just crime had become such a bore
  That one magic night when I raped with a mop...
  That sure got 'round the shop!
  'Til an AK took my head off
  In a drug deal gone way wrong
  By some weird Asian dude
  That they called Knobby Tong
  Still they called it suicide...
  At the funeral the Sgt. cried...
  You stopped for a bit
  But you couldn't quit
  I love the pigs, I love the pigs, love the pigs
  You killed and killed again,
  And got away with it
  You wanted to do right...
  But right, it felt so wrong...
  The filthy streets ate your soul
  That's how you wound up
  Deep in this hole.
  See them in their grandeur
  White Knights of the Realm
  They are all my children...
  Follow me to hell...follow me to hell!
  Then Satan smiled upon you
  You became a god
  It became your resurrection
  Undeath of the damned
  Resplendent in his harness
  His flanks are flecked in seed
  Cybernetic knucklehead
  Centurion of greed
  You stopped for a bit
  But you couldn't quit
  I love the pigs, I love the pigs, love the pigs
  You killed and killed again,
  And got away with it
  They combined a man with a hog
  Then they sewed on the dick of a dog
  Good with a club, but not a great shot...
  I guess even hell needs a cop...
  Renegade cops who as priests wield their clubs and their guns
  They get to have all the fun!

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  The Bonus Planshow lyrics

  The Bonus Plan

  Tabarnac
  Ma Petite Crack
  J'ai vu Toi
  Tu sens bien
  Je Ment Vien Pret de Toi Pour Te Sentire Pret De
  Moi Ma te Mord Ta Clavicule
  Ma te Mord Ta Clavicule
  Roullante Ma gang
  De Morte on sans collise
  Ma te Mord Ta Clavicule
  Ma te Mord Ta Clavicule
  Tes Amis Vont
  Cherchez loin
  Moi pi ma gang on ve te punire
  Ta Tete sur Les mure du bus

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  The Apes Of Wrathshow lyrics

  The Apes Of Wrath

  The Apes of Wrath!
  The Apes of Wrath!
  The Apes of Wrath!
  Flecked with gore I face you
  My hide is writhing with worms
  I come from the place where the Flesh Sculptors pile
  Wretched creations born of blood and bile
  The creatures that lived here
  And now held in our thrall
  The mayor and his cronies
  Have been nailed to the wall
  This pattern of violence
  It hinges on fate
  The seal of your coffin
  You found out to late
  The Apes of Wrath!
  The Apes of Wrath!
  The Apes of Wrath!
  I am the ruler
  The mutilator of dreams
  All life falls apart at the seams
  The creatures that lived here
  And now held in our thrall
  The mayor and his cronies
  Have been nailed to the wall
  This pattern of violence
  Hinges on fate
  The seal of your coffin, you
  Found out to late
  The Apes of Wrath!
  The Apes of Wrath!
  The Apes of Wrath!
  Prepare yourselves for violence
  A spinning, flailing mass
  Tips are jocked, jaws are clocked, we sit back and laugh
  Spitting bloody chicklets, veins are bulging from their throat
  The blood fills a moat
  You must fight with boats
  Trying to express your rage
  You must use your fists
  Personality dissolves in a
  In a red and raging mist
  The Apes of Wrath! The Apes of Wrath!
  The Apes of Wrath! The Apes of Wrath!
  The Apes of Wrath! The Apes of Wrath!
  The Apes of Wrath! The Apes of Wrath!
  I am the ruler
  Mutilator of dreams
  Truth be told, I enjoy the role

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  The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)show lyrics

  The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)

  Unblinking, unseeing, trapped in your being
  The issue of tissue, but that's just not the issue
  Strapped up and stinking, what were you thinking?
  Led you where?
  Who knew? Two?
  Scarcely matters.
  And if you go this will be the last time
  Tell me what it's like to die
  Cloven cliffs is on the lever
  Locked away and lost forever
  We came down and saw you, want to ball you
  Pleasantly paralyzed, there's light enough for you eyes
  To focus and chiefly, to say that you could be me
  Trussed up to pray, take him away You, you, all because of you...
  Blocks and blocks of mortal man Single coil means just what when
  You're feeding on a million souls
  We have come to take control
  Blocks and blocks and yes you bet
  We have come to make you wet
  Feeding on a million souls

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  The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedfaceshow lyrics

  The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface

  How inquisitive, and delighting
  you've inquired who the hell I am..
  Allow me to elucidate, perhaps pontificate
  Upon the state of my most great
  and perfect plan
  I am he who has been him back when man
  Swam Pangean seas as aquatic apes
  I am he who has been her as she once
  Bled the world with the words of psychotic fate
  While GWAR slept I kept their minds content
  To give their flesh consent to my
  Ever loving seed
  Undying research has given to death, rebirth
  The tools of urber science to fight
  Most faceless enemies
  Who do you think your up against?
  Some chaotic stupidity
  I'll show you conflict management
  With my extensive Supergeniosity
  Inventions of my secret lab
  The Homogenizer
  It studies the species Bohad
  Homo cum sum a tor
  What is it that makes the ideal man?
  Bravado? Machismo?
  Is it something secreted from the gland?
  It's called Jizmogloben
  If death, to you is a bore
  And life just seems to lack
  Consider becoming a whore
  To the lesson of the past
  The end of all time after time after time
  Has left the world wanting for new hopes and fears
  I have produced a new product line
  With cryptic truth too horrible to hear
  I've got the guts to face Skulhed
  We've got the guts to face Skulhed
  We've got the guts...
  Words that healed. Legend that have taught
  Oral traditions both fought for and lost
  Secrets of success. Shouts filled with hate
  Documents declaring freedoms of state
  I bleed humanity's figurines of history
  I weave travesties tapestries of infamy
  But I can't deny it always as such
  Oh no, nada, nein, non, nyet, nix, not!
  Pathetically beautiful I was once then
  Ruled peaceful planets, sublime, before sin
  It's so easy to not see
  The obvious enemies
  To put your problems on
  I've been sick of it all along
  Now the ultimate morph into
  Powers that will dwarf
  The sum of every nation
  And all known information
  If you can't stand it the way I have planned it
  I'll export you off the Earth, sell ya for all your worth
  Then your enemy will have a face - traitor of the human race
  As your shipped off to the innermost reaches of outer space
  Yes! The best I possibly can be
  Applause for me. The insidiously
  `live` spelt backwards
  Mr...Dr..Prof...
  Skulhedface

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  Stalin's Organsshow lyrics

  Stalin's Organs

  They were called Katusyhas, but we called them Stalin's Organs
  200 MM devastating fire
  When streets hiss, and falling block, kisses desperate flesh
  Stukas plunging, as skylines reform
  Spreading madness, in the gun factory
  Which had become something of a rallying point in the last few days
  I can tell they fear us, by the way they fire
  We infiltrate, we wade through hip-deep filth
  And then we come at them from below
  Now that your name has been changed, will any remember your name
  And why was I, so led away
  And what secret laid
  In the blood soaked block
  On the fountain made...
  Return, return, return

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  Sonderkommandoshow lyrics

  Sonderkommando

  And blundering brightly through the night
  Astride the thunderous, flaming trident bike
  The choked back years of jeers
  Flashing forceful through their peers
  Inflicting beastly cheesy beaver bite
  [Chorus:]
  What would you do
  You'd do your job
  Sonderkommando King for a day
  Naked infants left alone
  Syntho-nipple, pit of stone
  Ravaged in an inane grip
  Chewing chicken from the lip
  Those that survived found a place
  With the elders of the race
  Tossed upon the heaving brine
  Spreading hatred to mankind
  Maggot palace, rod of bone
  Slave to fetid underloam
  Who gibbers at the
  Nauseater Fudge-packed, dimple fecal leaper
  [chorus]

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  Techno's Songshow lyrics

  Techno's Song

  Ahhh...
  Now that the cosmic control tape is in my grasp, this band will play
  Anything I want perfectly the first time through...
  And you know While I was sitting on the toilet the other day I wrote
  This ditty and I though you guys, like, might like to play it for me,
  Cause I am Techno Destructo and I can out-fight, out-fuck, and out-fart
  Any of you lame-ass motherfuckin' rock stars... Cause I am Techno
  Destructo, and I come from beyond Venus, beyond Jupiter, and that's
  Way past Uranus, buddy. And I come from here with a mission...
  Give up the decadent rock and roll lifestyle and join me and the Master
  In a holy jihad to rid the universe of his deadly enemies.
  GWAR will serve the Master... or GWAR will die!
  I'm the walking nightmare with the microchip brain
  A megaton bufferin to forever end your pain
  When it comes to taking life I'm the cosmic leach
  I'll make World War III seem like Sunday at the beach!
  Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the massive Pukeoplex
  Organized Death Arena, where tonight we've got that intergalactic potato
  Masher Techno Destructo facing off against Oderus Urungus and Irish
  Kid in a no holds barred... Woah! They haven't even shaken hands and
  Oderus has been pounded in the nuts with a Marshall stack... What's Techno
  Doing? He's breaking open his skull! He's. he's... he's making a meal
  Out of Oderus's brain!
  I can't comprehend on how you get your thrills
  Dicing up worms and making love to roadkill
  The decadence of you lives was just as clear as glass

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  Surf Of Synshow lyrics

  Surf Of Syn

  Unsheathe the sword, call the death squad
  Let loose the dogs, make me your God
  Blaspheme the name, stretch forth thy rod
  Get on your knees, make me your God
  Unleash the nuns, curse the Earth
  Devour the worm, I am your God
  Suffer the plague, repent your sin
  Declare unclean, my God machine
  Number the beasts, sound the horn
  Suffer the wrath, bring me your first born
  Cardinal Syn has come to free us
  Source of power Cyber Fetus!
  I am Cardinal Syn worship me or know damnation!

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  Slutman Cityshow lyrics

  Slutman City

  I have travelled many miles, and I have
  wiped away many smiles. I've come from
  my icy pit, just to rub your face in shit.
  Slutman City--Life without shame--
  Slutman City--So much flesh--to maim!
  We grant you sweet release--from your
  useless life. Of your heart I'll have a
  piece--Impaled on my knife--Your world
  to rape--Your life sucked dry--The purity
  of wisdom--A withered husk. Flies thrive,
  human waste now rules the earth, but I
  tell you you're not the first. Your cities
  built on corpses, you best beware--Your
  towers will crumble--as did theirs!
  Slutman City--Pimples on my butt--
  Slutman City--Bestial necrophilliacs
  busting nuts. Your world is doomed--
  You wonder why--You bleed her daily--
  And now flies thrive. You wanna do
  drugs? Own expensive rugs? With much
  aplomb--You'll watch me rape your mom.
  Tattered millions bathe in hate--
  Tons of junk and crack to take!
  Teenage girls to eviscerate--Gorged
  on eyeballs, gonna vomit on your plate.
  Slutman City! Slutman City!
  We masturbatel, and we create, the
  human race--the spawn of apes. We
  rape and kill, until we're done--You

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  Slaughteramashow lyrics

  Slaughterama

  [Sang by Sleazy P.]
  With a battle cry go forth which is
  "Give the people what they want."
  And what the people want could only be the senseless slaughter
  of the gutter-slime that litters this nation for cash and prizes.
  Yes, this is the show where people bet their lives to win something big.
  Cause when your life is shit, then you haven't got much to lose on
  Slaughterama!
  This next geek is guilty of the following:
  A Grateful Dead life for which he's been allowing.
  Tried to tell us "Give peace a chance."
  Met the National Guard and he shit in his pants.
  Its not you imagination, its not a bad trippie, yes thats him -
  Its the big smelly hippy!
  Hello Mr.Hippy, nice to meet ya.
  Hey, got a little shit between your toes.
  How's things at the ol' manure factory
  How's little Tofu What!
  She grew another head
  Well, ya gotta lay off that LSD y'know,
  kinda makes your offspring goofy-looking.
  So, how do ya hide money from a hippy
  Put it under the soap.
  I'm sorry but that answer wasn't in time,
  you're gonna have to put your mouth on this.
  Whoa! I blew your head clean off.
  Good thing I was such an expert shot with the National Guard back in Penn State.
  There's nothing like hippy honey.
  My dad always use to take me with Lee Harvey Oswald.
  All right, we're rocking now.
  Worlds biggest hair,
  worlds tightest pants got no circulation but you still can't dance.
  Fashion is a statement and sometimes a risk.
  Every fashion had its faults, but yours is the pits.
  Always in black, looks like he's dead -
  Here's the art-fag lying on his death-bed.
  Hello Mr. Art-Fag, come on out here.
  Say, what a hairdo. Its awfully big.
  As big as the.. the..
  the Hindenburg and it will go up just as fast if I put this lighter to it.
  But no, I'm gonna hold out and ask you this question:
  What ever happened to Eddie Munster
  I'm looking at him!
  Oh, Oderus help the boy with his hairdo there.... ooh, its getting ripped off.
  Ow, you know that's gotta hurt.
  Hey, what's Oderus trying to do with his face
  Is that a face-lift
  No, he's pulling that face clean off.
  Ahhhhh. Help that sod outta here..
  Gave up pussy, stopped to a toot.
  Now you can't wait to give someone the boot.
  Elbows and knuckles, all you knows how.
  Follows the heard, just another cow.
  Brain full of shit, boots full of lead.
  Scream for him now here's the nazi skinhead.
  Hello Mr.Nazi Skinhead how'ya doin'
  How's Geraldo's nose Still broken W
  ell it's good to see ya still on the job.
  Y'know when you're mugging talk show commentators in bathrooms,
  always remember to draw the swastika turning to the right,
  not to the left, always to the right.
  Why do nazi skinheads wear red suspenders anyway H
  e doesn't have to tell you.
  Time to give this nazi skinhead one more haircut,
  real close to the shoulders like.
  Whoa! His heads been decapitated.
  Look at all that PSI in he aorta artery.
  Whoa! Is he a gusher or what
  Well, ladies and gentlemen that's all for this week.
  We've killed everyone worth killing, hope you do the same.
  We'll Be back next week for another edition of Slaughterama.
  It's full of existential despair.
  It's full of people who just don't care.
  Don't feel sorry for them.
  They've chosen there own pathetic life.

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  Beauteous Rotshow lyrics

  Beauteous Rot

  Beauteous rot!
  Legions of sex slaves have flocked in my calls
  You are the most grotesque of them all
  Warts and protrusions the beg for the grave
  Ironic, bubonic, pimpled and shaved
  The live to gobble the puss form my warts
  I live to spread my disease at each port
  Distribute knob-cheese like some soup della-mort
  Rot!
  You are born in the most disgusting of ways
  Some become cripples, some become gay
  Others spend their money trying to become that way
  You think you are beautiful but what the hell is that
  I find beauty in rolls of sweaty fat
  It's not your complexion
  That gives me an erection
  OH NO
  Your beauty makes me sick
  I'd rather fuck a troll
  Kick you in the head
  Vomit in the hole
  Face turns to snot
  You used to be hot
  Beauty is Rot
  You spend hours smearing cream on your face
  What you need is to be hit with a mace
  Tied to a horse and get dragged through the streets
  Hung by the heels and pelted with belts
  But still you are smearing cream on your face
  What you need is to be reduced to paste
  Wander the countryside blind in one eye
  Sucking the dicks of dead dogs to survive
  Who decides what is beautiful?
  Nobody but you
  I find fascination as your guts are turned to stew
  Forever titillating
  A pile of rotting feet
  All you are is brains and bones
  A sack of rancid meat

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  A Gathering Of Ghoulsshow lyrics

  A Gathering Of Ghouls

  We came from your nightmares
  And we're calling for your souls
  Your endless death begins today
  The Bloody Pit has final say
  The Bloody Pit the bloody war
  The only bloody way
  The Bloody Pit of Horror
  It feed on endless souls
  The carnage must be unimpeded
  Blood and souls are what is needed
  The killing goes on day and night
  We'll never fill this hole
  The Bloody Pit it doesn't care
  About the why, the when, the where
  As guts are ripped and blood is spilled
  It only knows it must be filled
  And that's the way its always been
  Never change, never win
  Let's make it clear
  Just why we're here
  It's for something more important
  Thank for drinking all your beer
  We're here to kill you
  And claim your souls
  And drape your stinking entrails round
  Our numerous war-poles
  Can't be called a crime
  Happens every time
  A gathering of ghouls
  We fill the pit with blood and souls
  This is the only rule
  Zombies marching off to war
  they've done it all before
  A gathering of ghouls
  Raping, slaying, heavily flaying
  The Bloody Pit is pleased!
  It's bursting with disease
  A gathering of ghouls
  Hacking and bashing
  And selling drugs at school
  They say that this world is going insane
  But I care little, my zombies need brains
  If we need more victims we'll load them in trains
  All is as it was and will be lots more
  The Bloody Pit of Horror

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  Americanizedshow lyrics

  Americanized

  I'm Americanized. 9 (nine) tons o'
  crack a day. It's up my butt, the USA
  All you people will worship us--
  You worship me, but still you suck...
  U.S.A.--I'm Americanized
  U.S.A.--(I'm the Prince of Lies)
  I'm Americanized. Death to all
  who wear paisley, plucking babies'
  heads like daisies. Your world is
  filled with hate and filth. I'll
  rape your dog with a plow...
  Drugs unt guns, drugs and
  guns. C'mon man, let's go kill
  someone. Cheap fuckers, sheep fuckers,
  You're all cheap fuckers...

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  Antarctican Drinking Songshow lyrics

  Antarctican Drinking Song

  Yes this Arctic wasteland was once a paradise
  But soon we sickened of it because it was too nice
  Desiring more hardship, we turned the world around
  But now we are amongst you to tear this whole shithouse down
  Antarctica Antarctica
  We hear your call, we hear your call
  Antarctica Antarctica
  And this is a drinking song

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  You Can't Kill Terrorshow lyrics

  You Can't Kill Terror

  You can destroy an army
  You can kill a man
  But you can't kill terror
  And terror is what I am
  Terror your servant as you sturggle to rule
  How can you kill terror when you use it as a tool
  So when you write the history books remember to omit it
  The sickest thing about your race is that you won't admit it
  Decapitation, a merciful way for one to quickly die
  Just think if they'd slowly plucked out both his eyes
  Far better than being buried alive
  Think of the babies you buried alive
  You can't kill terror
  So let's declare war
  There's so many dead that we can't keep score
  Madness and reason we at once combine
  This is a war that can last for all time
  The War Against Terror
  Sublime!
  It's man against monster and only both can lose
  Fate is pre-ordained for you, so there's no side to choose
  So much like hurricanes you seek to name the cosmic crime
  To give a war a name is just a way for you to mark your time
  Just think of the babies you buried alive
  They haven't quite died
  I just got some news from the Central Command
  It seems the war didn't go quite as planned
  It seems like terror is winning the battle
  The humans are killing each other like cattle
  The bodies are piled up from Rome to Seattle
  Decapitation, a merciful way for one to quickly die
  Just think if they'd slowly plucked out both his eyes
  Cut off his penis and shoved it in his mouth
  Just like they do down south

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  Babyrapershow lyrics

  Babyraper

  Babyraper, sperm creator
  Hulking, brutish masturbator
  Babyraper, emasculator
  Fleshy flap valve navigator
  Never leave me, Babyraper
  Melted cum ejaculator
  Spackled filth evaporator
  High colonic spackulator
  the Babyraper
  the Babyraper
  My quest for sex consumes all my life
  Being a god I do what i like
  I know it hurts you when I fuck a child
  Cum-sumed with cumming I've simply gone wild
  Drinking and drowning in lakes full of lust
  I'll still jerk off even when I cum dust
  My sex is my hatred
  My penis a tool
  My balls are imploding
  I'm playing the fool
  My butt crack is folding
  The crap that it's holding
  I heap it all over the stool
  Oh, Babyraper
  I'm the fucking Babyraper
  I'm the guy who stiffed the waiter
  Mangled public flagellator
  Turgid bowel exaggerator
  Fleshy flap-valved gladiator

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  Back In Crackshow lyrics

  Back In Crack

  This journey
  Without time
  Always the beginning
  Yet, perpetual end
  Found we'd never left
  This time, a battle unwon
  In the center of it again
  This time death is at our command
  Returned to our former glory
  The neverending story
  I'm back
  Back in crack
  Broke the gates of Hell
  Deposed the Overlord
  Took a dump on the floor
  Seconds later I'm bored
  My armor is spiny
  My regrets, they are tiny
  I have no concerns for the lives I trashed
  But since we were last parted
  I'm right back where I started
  Except that our castle is thrashed
  Back in crack
  I am still alive
  I smell the stentch and taste hot blood
  Once again I guess we didn't die
  One can only try... as hard as I
  There is no secret I have for you
  Everything is as it seems
  The acts of the drama they number scant few
  So enjoy the ruins of dreams
  Sometimes you have to burn everything down
  So you can have nothing at all
  And even though I have lived on the sun
  Looks like the trip to the Mall
  Back in crack
  Horror and hatred are all I know
  Misery, madness and worms
  This journey brought no satisfaction
  Has defined no ultimate terms
  If anything I have gained nothing
  Except just for staying alive
  And I suppose that is something
  When you've tried as hard as me to die
  Back in crack
  I am still alive
  I smell the stench and taste hot blood
  Once again I guess we didn't die
  One can only try as hard as I
  Back in crack
  GWAR has returned from the pits of Hell
  At least I think that's where we were
  Sleazy sent over a nine ton crack boulder
  He said "Way to go, welcome back to the world..."
  From someone who's been to Hell and back
  Prophetic insight I profoundly lack
  Hell's full of pussies and God is a dick
  But the run was sure good for some kicks
  Back! In crack!
  There is no secret I have for you
  Everything is as it seems
  The acts of the drama they number scant few
  So enjoy the ruin of dreams
  GWAR went to hell and we faced all our fears
  Now were are back so lets go have some beers
  Secure in the fact that we are without peers

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  Anti-Anti-Christshow lyrics

  Anti-Anti-Christ

  I've read these words that are lies about you
  I've waited for worlds to die without you
  And I will wait no more
  Heaping virgins around me
  I summon the Oberammergau
  The hell-mouth
  And I command this maw
  To split
  And Moloch spit
  This cumbersome concept that men call the beast
  I desire its head on my wall
  My brothers require a feast
  Oberammergau
  Black Pope now!
  The Anti-Christ
  Spawn of Satan, the Anti-Christ
  Or maybe it's nothing at all
  Lost prophecy of the peasant whore
  So much lost
  So much forgotten
  So what'
  I choose to be a blasphemer
  To bring your kind to heel
  Bring forth the beast and cleave him with my steel
  Your gilded domes mask perversions
  Your mildewed tomes beg for inversion
  Black Pope, the hell-mouth spoke
  To me it's all the same
  Religion is for the weak
  A haven for the lame
  I WILL CRUSH YOUR ANTI-CHRIST
  KILL HIM AND HIS KIND
  CRUCIFY THE CRIPPLED
  THE DEVIL IS A LIE
  Awake, awake, deep Thanetos!
  The sea becomes the sky
  Dividing with the Sword of Khoz
  To purge the Oberammergau
  Chronicles defame me
  Chemicals inflame me
  I was born to rule your world

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  B. D. F.show lyrics

  B. D. F.

  Dead..
  Baby Dick Fuck
  Baby Dick Fuck
  Take your fat tongue!
  And curl it into a 'U',
  You take and unborn child who knows not what you do
  [Chorus:]
  Baby Dick Fuck
  Baby Dick Fuck
  Baby Dick Fuck -
  Baby Dick Fuck -
  Baby dick Fuck
  Baby Dick Suck
  Baby Dick Fuck
  Baby Dick Fuck
  There's no excuse, give him the goose
  With a push and then a shove
  Teach that child how grown-ups love
  [chorus]
  Fuck Fuck Suck Suck Fuck Fuck
  I haunt the malls and the
  Burger Kings I am the giver of pain
  Splitting the rumps of the wicked
  Only the nipples remain [x2]
  The cherub screams "NO" as I move to defile
  Our bodies entwine in a puddle of bile
  Many years later we'll look back and smile
  As we thrash about on the urine-drenched tile
  The delivery room is as still as a tomb
  I fuck the child while its still in your womb
  The child is now dead and you start to blubber
  Fuck your warm corpse with your child as a rubber
  Take your fat tongue, ram it up her bung
  Her face is packed with cum We've only just begun
  From your head, your eyes I pluck
  Give you savage socket fuck
  Work my wand of black obsidian
  End up like a Branch Davidian
  Baby Dick Fuck
  Baby Dick Fuck
  Baby Dick Fuck [x a lot]

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  Battle-Lustshow lyrics

  Battle-Lust

  I gaze through the mist at the approaching host
  My hand finds the hilt of my sword
  Soon they are sundered, their bodies we roast
  Their leader is hacked, mauled and gored
  Battle lust takes me
  Demon be damned
  No way to slake me
  Die by my hand, die
  Sternums are cloven and skulls, they are split
  Then they are heaped up in piles
  Monarch of murder, crown seems to fit
  Suffering brings only smiles
  Battle lust takes me
  Demon be damned
  No way to slake me
  Die by my hand, die
  Whirling and hacking, I'm bathing my blade
  Mutated myrmidon of rage
  The howling vortex of the hatred I've made
  The enemy is still miles away
  Addicted to war lust, I can't be controlled
  The burning blood soon chokes the pyre
  Slaughter with frenzy, must eat their souls
  Don't even pause to perspire
  Well, maybe just a little bit
  Let slip the dogs of war
  The foe was fanatic, the battle well fought
  I split another rib cage, the blood is black and hot
  Volleys rain, bodies drop
  Lungs collapse, sinews pop, is good ya
  Battle lust takes me
  Thrive on your pain
  Abattoirs churning
  Die in my name, die
  My friend the buzzard, he follows my toils
  My friend the rat, he grows fat from my spoils
  My friend the maggot, he spawns in your brain
  My friend or enemy, all shall die in pain

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  Storm Is Comingshow lyrics

  Storm Is Coming

  Storm-storm is coming
  Storm-storm is coming
  The death camps are growing like mushrooms through dew
  But this time the murdered are not only Jews
  We kill every species, not just one or two
  You'll go in the pit and then you'll be reborn
  You won't feel the cold and you'll never get warm
  And then you will take your place in the storm
  Because storm, storm is coming
  Storm-storm is coming
  You may wonder why I create these creatures
  Big on stench but short on redeeming features
  I'll tell you if you meet me under the bleachers
  Syn he is broken, The Master is vanquished
  We've got a Skumship, no need to be banished
  The comsos a buffet, and I'm fucking famished
  I need an army - to lead into battle
  And rape the elderly - drive them like cattle!
  We're killing you - to come along
  Our undead host - is now six billion strong
  Because storm-storm is coming
  Storm-storm is coming
  Storm-storm is coming
  Storm-storm is coming
  There's a storm coming... and you're gonna fucking die!
  Ascend to space, the Skumdog ships, infested with the dead
  Commander Adama is now on the bridge, he has no fucking head
  Black void! Sorgo, Destroyer, ruined hulks lay burnt and broken
  These are the war dogs of Nebulon, these dogs created for war...
  STORM! STORM! STORM! STORM!
  STORM IS COMING! STORM IS COMING! [x4]
  Black void, overload, crest the solar filth
  Bringing fire from all quarters, release the dogs of Nebulon
  Array the host, the Nekro-Swarm, armored, gleaming humanoid
  The chittering mass fills our sensor screen-
  drive them back to the void
  Slaughter, the cosmos scrubbed clean
  Power - like none that I'd seen
  GWAR - destroyers simply super
  The usurped becomes usuper
  Battle madness always spilling
  Crackling chaos always killing
  Zombie troopers rape the old
  corpses float in zero-g
  We are the Scumdog Soldiers, this is how we make war
  Not happy just slaughtering species, the planet is clove to the core
  Sometimes these hideous memories bring tears of joy to my scabby face
  We are the Scumdogs and this is our war,
  til' we burn the last world and kill the last race

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  Back To Iraqshow lyrics

  Back To Iraq

  We was part of the slaughter they called Desert Storm
  We maimed and we murdered in the name of "Norm"
  Now As civilian and purpose I lack
  I'm getting ready to go back to Iraq!
  you're over there we're I'm over here
  We had lasagna and plenty of beer
  Learning the tools and the tricks of the trade
  then I come home and I can't get laid
  Back to Iraq!
  I'M BACK!
  You taught me how to kill
  You pumped me full of drugs
  How can you wonder
  Why I became a thug
  Raining death on people
  Firing into crowds
  Over there I got a big bright medal
  But here it's not allowed
  I'm going
  Back to Iraq!
  I'M BACK!
  now I'm on the streets - I look like a slob
  My skin is corroding - I can't get a job
  I did my duty - I served my nation
  Now I can't even afford medication
  You dirty bastards you made me this way
  But I'm locked and loaded - now you'll have to pay
  Back to Iraq and my life is a wreck
  I wanna kill the President
  But I'll settle for a check
  Back to Iraq!
  I'M BACK, YEAH!

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  Bad Bad Menshow lyrics

  Bad Bad Men

  Billy was and orphan,
  Tommy was a whore
  Poe got drunk in Baltimore
  Getting drunk and shooting guns was all he ever had
  Could it be that's what made our boy so bad
  Bad bad men and they're coming to town (Bad men)
  They shot a man just for snoring to load Billy the kid, Jesse James..
  The jail is wide open and the towns in flames
  Sneaking in the back door, hiding in the night
  Capering with corpses in the dank moonlight
  They started robbing banks, then cattle mutilation
  Now his offsprings terrorize the nation Billy got drunk,
  Bull got even Bull went belly-up and joined up with the G-men
  Piece of meat in the street, torn apart in the town
  By the inflatable hands of a sinister clown
  Bad bad men and they're coming to town (Bad men)
  Shot a man just for snoring too damn loud Robert DeNiro, when he's a hero
  Bring on the anti-hero, my zero-hero
  Hearts full of anger, hearts full of fear Billy looked up from the bed and said,
  "I'm walking outta here"
  It's a new religion, carnival of crime
  Doomed to repetition, with it we mark time I feel jacked up, drinking my 4-O
  Blew your face to the bumper
  And then I just said,
  "Yo" It's a new religion, carnival of sleaze
  Drag you up that dusty road and leave you creaking in the breeze