• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Have You No Shame Girl - Solex
• Another tune like "not fade away" - Solex
• Shoot Shoot - Solex
• Honey (amsterdam Is Not La!) - Solex
• Cayenne - Solex
• Close To The Edge - Solex
• The Showmaster - Solex
• Take That Gum Out ! - Solex
• Not A Hoot! - Solex
• Look ... No Fingerprints! - Solex
• Comely Row - Solex
• On An Ordinary Day - Solex
• Oh Cripes! - Solex
• Athens, Ohio - Solex
• A Round Figure - Solex
• When solex just stood there - Solex
• You're Ugly - Solex
• That's What You Get With People Like That - Solex
• You've Got Me - Solex
• Oh Blimey! - Solex
• Low Kick And Hard Bop - Solex
• My B-sides Rock Your World - Solex
• Yadda Yadda Yadda No. 1 - Solex
• Ease Up You Fundamentalist! - Solex
• Santa Monica ( Kissing a man with a beard ) - Solex
• Solex by Rolex - Solex
• Peppy solex - Solex
• One louder solex - Solex
• Mere Imposters - Solex
• The Dot On The I Between The H And The T - Solex
• Hot Diggity Dog Run Run Run - Solex
• The burglars are coming!!! - Solex
• Honkey Donkey - Solex
• Chris the birthday boy - Solex
• Good Comrades Go To Heaven - Solex
• Solex is barely dressed - Solex
• Five star Shamberg - Solex
• The Boxer - Solex
• That's what you get with people like that on cruises like these... - Solex
• Solex in a slipshow style - Solex
• Solex' snag - Solex
• Ololo - Solex
• Solex west - Solex
• Solex all licketysplit - Solex
• Waking up with solex - Solex
• Knee-high - Solex
• Randy Costanza - Solex
• Snappy & cocky - Solex
• Pick Up - Solex
• There's a solex on the run - Solex

The show's highlight was
A good cat fight
The dancing girls were practicing
Their high kicks
I've also been skanking across
My kitchen floor to these sounds
Or, as one critic might have phrased it
(And they love to scream at people too)
A few chords embracing each other

She looked as though she
Might be
In shock
Please open the door
I had to knock
Wish I could see her
Feet on the floor
The old routine
I'm not sure i
Know what you mean
Till she's drip-dry
I had to wait
For her classmate
To fill me in
On her last date
The old routine
I'm not sure i
Know what you mean
I swear I could hear
Her hum a tune
Another tune like
'not fade away'
I guess she could look
At it that way
Not fade away
The old routine
I'm not sure i
Know what you mean

I'll tell you a better story than
'Little Kay of the skates'
Or 'The Snow Ghost'
He tore off some tender new tips and
Rubbed them on his hands
Until the air was filled with the sharp smell
Just tore off some tender new tips
The afternoon wind struck him and
Blew up his hair and ruffed his shirt
Shoot shoot!
He came in his breeches and his shirt
The tail was flying out behind him
He stood there, looking up at me
Like a wild-eyed cow moose
Surprised in the sheriff's only cornfield
Blew up his hair and ruffed his shirt

A colony of bees swarmed on the saddle of his brand new bike yeah
Ha ha aha
They have all this sunshine but they still buy hardtop cars
Cross your hands on the steering wheel
A little curve in the road
And suddenly you are proceeding east ... another and you head north
A colony of bees swarmed on the saddle of his brand new bike yeah,
Ha ha aha
He was clearly making an impression on the two beauties

We went to the local fish-shack restaurant
And ordered two dozen crabs dusted with cayenne
Steamed up and served with a pair of wooden mallets
I never had anything like that
They all seem to earn a living by jumping off city-bridges
Visitors could only rub their eyes in amazement

Up close to the edge
I wanna fall all the way down
Up close to the edge
Open my eyes
Walk straight ahead
I wanna fall
All the way down
I'm gonna run
When I hit the ground
Do you feel for me what I feel for you
Now you're turning on this electricity
Running through my veins, pulse begins to race
Come and satisy my curiosity
Keep imagining what it would be like
Got the power to make this reality
You're so close to me, almost taste your lips
Flying high, can't you feel it's intensity
Only one way to go when you're on the outside looking in
Tell me what I need know
Don't recognise my own reflection when I'm in this state of mind
Up close to the edge
Open my eyes
Walk straight ahead
I wanna fall
All the way down
I'm gonna run
When I hit the ground
You're taking me close to the edge
Open my eyes walk straight ahead
I wanna fall all the way down
I'm gonna run when I hit the ground
I'm close to the edge....
I wanna fall all the way down....
I'im close to the edge.....
I wanna fall all the way down....
Are you reading me like im reading you
Are we transmitting on a new frequency
Hear it loud and clear
Message understood
Chain reaction coz we've got a chemistry
Now I'm standing here with my world below
Body's shaking is this how it's meant to be?
But I'm not afraid coz I'm not alone

Over to get Betty,
B B B Betty
Sweetheart of our Tony
Toe Tony
Exit five for Betty
B B B Betty
Three, four, five
On the gas, drive !
And fade into the light of common day, that’s right!
In a large old black Ford.
I wish I had tour support.
Over to get Betty,
B B B Betty
Sweetheart of our Tony
Toe Tony
Exit five for Betty
B B B Betty
Three, four, five
On the gas, drive !
And as they flashed past farms
Ai ai ah, ai ai ah
Dogs ran out, barking “barns’
Ai ai ah, ai ai ah
Prepared at risk of their lives
Ai ai ah, ai ai ah
To run besides the car
Over to get Betty,
B B B Betty
Sweetheart of our Tony

The thing about Homer was he was the owner of a reputation.
He made his hands hard with labour.
Oh come on
Co co co co co co
Oh come on babe, come on
And not so long ago he hired a boat to row his love up the river.
He made his hands hard with labour
Oh come on
Co co co co co co
Oh come on babe, come on
Take that gum out !

They had turkey wing fans and they felt kind of elegant
Nothing to do but just sit there
I wanted them to walk by him the way
They would pass by a person asking for money in an alley
They not only wrote like him
They also walked with his rolling slouch
Drank likehis heroes and heroines,
Cultivated a hard-boiled melancholy
And he writes slowly in longhand

He replaces his hat and rubbed his hands like that
Two dogs waved their tails and ran ahead to jail, wow!
He combs his whiskers and rubs up his shoes
And brushes his clothes
His name's Kelly. Kelly Scored his first knockout when he was only fifteen
The knockee was his brother Jean.
I don't think he has a subtle bone in his body
Kelly "When the money's gone, it is gone. I shall smoke a lot and burn holes.
When the money's gone, it is gone'
he replaced his hat and rubbed his hands like that

'I'm Popeye the sailorman'
Or whichever old tune he sang
Spiced up with a few hot damns
The sailorman
He made a comely row of trees
On each side of the country road
So that a daily sort of man
Driving beneath them in his lumber wagon
Might fancy himself lord of a private road
Right after the first few notes
All the goats turned their heads
They would get fed
He was a tall lanky guy
With stooped shoulders and a shy seemed studious face

He’s sort of shiny on the cheeks and red around the eyes.
Dishes out clockwise but keeps his eyes on board and dice.
I came through this door.
I slept here before.
And made love, love, love
And I’m not ashamed that I forgot your name.
Yeah we made love, love, love
You talk like someone I had a crush on.
And we made love, love, love
Potatoes and eel.
It is an ordinary meal.
Iced caf? au lait
Oh on an ordinary day
I came through this door
I slept here before
And we made love, love, love
And I’m not ashamed that I forgot your name
Yeah we made love, love, love
An old short story as simply put as it can be.
Finish with brandy and celebrate it heavily.

You take somebody while they're home
That what you hear about his watch
? miss, I'll tell you that
Beh ba ba ba ba
Beh ba ba ba ba
Beh ba ba ba ba
Beh ba ba ba ba
Beh ba ba
He had this blond hair you could see
Clear across the yard
Another lover to play with
On a sunny day
He goes to ? just to get
Get out of the house
Beh ba ba ba ba
Beh ba ba ba ba
Beh ba ba ba ba
Beh ba ba ba ba
Beh ba ba ba ba
Oh ? to stay out at all

And I listened to her
Without trying to come up with an excuse to leave
She used to laugh so hard at
Something she thought of on the toilet
That she just about fell off the toilet seat
Wasn't snowing out anymore
But every once in a while you could hear a car not
Being able to get started
All too easily, all too easily, all too easily
She might have been the
Usual sort of
Landlady smelling
Of washing-soda
And backing-powder
She was one of these very tall
Round-shouldered
Women, she was
About six-four with lousy teeth. she
Came over to me, and gave me
These two playful as hell slaps
On both my cheeks
I gave her the wrong idea perhaps
She shouldn't be allowed to watch
Any and every program
All too easily, all too easily, all too easily
She might have been the
Usual sort of
Fifty-three miles
Miles an hour
In a forty mile-zone and attempted bribery
Mary springer married jerry
And everything
Smelled as if she
Had loads and loads

Are you a used car, car dealer ?
You want to sell your four-wheeler ?
Seven hundred miles from here.
And maybe three motels dear.
You came a long long way, you came long long way.
Oh come on baby
He shuts the door with a noise.
Is this the one of your choice ?
Say pretty weird stuff
Got cash but not enough
Is this the one of your choice ?
Say pretty weird stuff
Got cash but not enough
Are you a used car, car dealer ?
You want to sell your four-wheeler ?
You think this won't be the single most numero uno party joke throughout the fuckin' nation

You smashed your new car in the fog. "...so
Shall we sit in a smoker or a non-smoker?"
Walk smartly into the room. Slink around in
Full costume. What a nice honeymoon. Brown
Hair shot with grey, it's a shame you're gay. I

He wears a shirt that says Jack, Jack Daniel
He wears a hat that says I, I love you
Yeah it was a bit surprising
Big black choir:
And they made the sun kept shining
Higher
Higher
Higher

I won a cruise
Im on the loose, loose loose loose loose
Jump in a pool with lots of booze
In my bright blue suits
From taiwan, china
And bright yellow shirts
With my collar spread open.
I won a cruise
Im on the loose, loose loose loose loose
Jump in a pool with lots of booze
In my bright blue suits
From taiwan, china
And bright yellow shirts
With my collar spread open.
In my bright blue suits

I don’t know why
I don’t know how
I don’t know how
I don’t know why
Nobody told you.
How to unfold your love.
You were inverted too.
They bought and sold you.
How to unfold your love.

And she felt in her pockets and
Pulled out all... nananana
That was inside
A handful of
Bits and bobs nanananana
On the table
Oh blimey!
All shiny
From suntan
Some coins and
A ballpoint
Oh shiny
She was facing me and
Walking backwards, and i
Could see her eyes growing
As round as saucers yes
Fresh as a rose
On the day of
The battle, or whatever that
Poem is
Truly sweet
All shiny
She was facing me and
Walking backwards, and i
Could see her eyes growing
As round as saucers
And she felt in her pockets and
Pulled out all... nananana
That was inside
A handful of
Bits and bobs nanananana
On the table
Oh blimey!
All shiny
From suntan
Some coins and

Elisabeth : "Cab!"
Carry mine and I'll walk like you
Will nod or go and get a cab
Think nothing of it. I feel fine
Carry mine and I'll walk like you
Will nod or go and get a cab
Here in thenorth part
Here's my sweetheart
He's a bit like you some others too

I thought we would buy tins of sardines.
It’s not the kind of day I would want to go to sea.
If you ask me, you’re a fine fellow to put yourself at the head of the party.
Now aren’t you ?
Oh boy
My b-sides rock your world.

I think it’s that girlfriend
I’m a failed country
You’re in it for one
And western yodeller
You’re in it for two
Trying our hands
You’re in it for two
I’m in it for two
Delivery girl
And that’s for starters
I say what harm can
And hunt that bootleg
One little sip do
At something so new
Even hunt a few
Years of brylcreeming
A couple of bars
Nearly grown out hair
You make your come back
You sign the contract
Into a ducks’ ass
With a paperback
Delivery girl
You sign the contract
You make the soundtrack

They were all
Using mirrors
To study thei mouth
Movements for themselves
They were all
Learning that
The curve is the thing

Kissing a man with a beard, with a beard
under a tree. It rains dear, my old friend.
Kissing my dear old beard.

He gave a coy smile when
Paid for
Two rooms and one connecting
Door.
All yours.
He gave a coy smile when
She made her wish
Rolex by Solex
Rolex by Solex
Rolex by Solex
Rolex by Solex
Rolex by Solex
And she made a crack
About his fatness
And his hairy back
And she made a crack
About his fatness
And his hairy back
And she made a crack
About his fatness

'i've got to hang up now, ...got to write a song
Somehow. because today went out the small
Backway. I stood there on some freeway. i
Catched an ashtray. today I can handle
Whatever comes up. you are still sulking over
What has happened to your review. went
Down to the u-turn, just like a confident girl
And got a ride. and got it open-eyed just like

I think we would better tactfully put
An end to the evening now, a
Little kicking
Over the traces goes
A long way at this age.
And we were both bundled
Up in nice tweeds and flannels.
What she needed she couldn't have.
For all I knew she was stone-deaf.
I said 'front page,'
She heard 'teenage,'
So I tried 'read'
But she heard 'sweet.'
I think we would better tactfully put
An end to the evening now, a
Little kicking
Over the traces goes
A long way at this age.
And we were both bundled
Up in nice tweeds and flannels.
What she needed she couldn't have.
For all I knew she was stone-deaf.
'there's a bag of
Sweets floating
Around somewhere, let
Me see, I really
Had it with me
When I visited

Of course they just tried to remove
The apple from a bucket of
(Water without using their hands)
A drink would make you feel better
They raced the waiter with a tray
Hey! They raced each other the same way
Hey! Raced him with their tray, only for a day
Of course they just tried to remove
The bucket from that little mad
(man I then saw with the huge head)
Hey! They raced each other the same way
Hey! Raced him with their tray, only for a day
He snapped his fingers and then recited a sing-song one
Part of a play-party game
No one did catch it's name
They began about a quarter past one o'clock in the morning
A rhythmic quick-cadenced walking around the dining room table

What you'll do I do too
So that The dot on the I between the H and the T
The tap on the knee
The pot for the pee
Keep on doing what you're doing
'cause you're doing something right
What you'll do I do too
They all gazed at me a long time
As if I were a slot machine
Into which they had
Without results
Dropped a nickel
Coin-op on the countertop
Of the record shop

Look for some place where we can stay the night
Why did you have to get into a fight
That’s just what I was going to ask you
I just thought that would put new life in you
Hot diggity dog run run run
Have some fun
Slap that girl on her bum
Have some fun
Hot diggity dog run run run
Look for some place where we can stay the night
Why did you have to get into a fight
That’s just what I was going to ask you
I just thought that would put new life in you

Picked with a hairpin
I saw you come on now eddy, eddy, eddy!
Picking it come on now bonnie, bonnie, bonnie
The refrigerator is right there, right there, right
When you were
Young you had
Bones to chew I know
I saw you come on now eddy, eddy, eddy!
Picking it come on now bonnie, bonnie, bonnie
The refrigerator is right there, right there, right
When you were
Wish I had
A brick served
A brick served with cream
I said
And a
Chinese
Take away
Is food
For the
Gods to
You am I right?
Besides
I saw you come on now eddy, eddy, eddy!
Picking it come on now bonnie, bonnie, bonnie
The refrigerator is right there, right there, right
When you were
Young you had
Bones to chew I know
I saw you come on now eddy, eddy, eddy!
Picking it come on now bonnie, bonnie, bonnie
The refrigerator is right there, right there, right
When you were
Wish I had
A brick served

Because I happen to be a foolish thick headed honkey donkey.
And when a thick headed donkey like me makes up her foolish thick headed mind,
most of the time she gets what she wants. And you are going to help me.
Ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah
Give me a kiss and I’ll smile again.
‘As long As I Toughen Up My Sound’, played about a dozen shows or so under that name, all neighbours came.
Should have married a quiet little girl who’s afraid of everything.
Ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah
I could not hear a drum beat, but my heart beat, with it,
go go go go beat it
and I want it
and I need it
Because I happen to be a foolish thick headed honkey donkey

Well he had insisted
On paying for the meal but
His jaw dropped when he saw
The bill, the bill, the bill, the bill
And suddenly he is
He is just about at vague as you can get
Without being actually invisible
I have to keep this body going
He must
Have thought
Well he had insisted
On paying for the meal but
His jaw dropped when he saw
The bill, the bill
But if
Someone
Jumped the queue he would give them a sharp crack
On the head
With his enormous wooden
Brown wooden spoon
Where do you think
Where do you think
He's going with her
Handbag? handbag
Well he had insisted
On paying for the meal but
His jaw dropped when he saw
The bill, the bill, the bill, the bill
And suddenly he is
He is just about at vague as you can get
Without being actually invisible
I have to keep this body going
He must

Claims to have the world' most dangerous variety trick
The wife sits perched on his desk ready to take the next dictation
She was the embodiment of the 'good comrade'
I just don't think they never ever had a better day
What a day that was. Hmmm...
Sure she had to much manly gossip and old brandy
She reported the first warm spring weather over the weekend
They could have cheerfully gone on being in debt
I just don't think they never ever had a better day

She's barely dressed... but she is. now
She's slumbering peacefully. she's just a
Soppy girl. and if I had the chance to go,
Than I would take it like a shot. she is such
A slender girl, with fake curls. "she's just a
Soppy girl", said her younger brother.
"she's just a soppy girl. like in my cheap

He had
He had never done
Anything like that one
Oh my, five stars
I got him tanked up
Took him out in the car
Pass me this new tape
With a little luck we might get
An idea of what it is like
To get famous as hawaii bums
Kind of sounds like I've played this before
Not this film edit, sure
You should play this when that lean-jawed guy
Tries shellfish in hawaii
For the first time
With a little luck we might get
An idea of what it is like

You gotta move in !
Suppose that what you drink…
Deep or not at all…
What on earth are you,
Are you going to do…
Live a leisured life
Move into the ball !
Move into the ball !
And not away from it !
A week or so after the crocuses appeared you began to grow your beard
Aiming for King Kong Lear
Take it to the zoo
Sure you are wholehearted !
You gotta move in !

I won a cruise
I'm on the loose, loose loose loose loose
Jump in a pool with lots of booze
In my bright blue suits
From Taiwan, China
And bright yellow shirts
With my collar spread open.
I won a cruise
I'm on the loose, loose loose loose loose
Jump in a pool with lots of booze
In my bright blue suits
From Taiwan, China
And bright yellow shirts
With my collar spread open.
In my bright blue suits
From Taiwan, China

The straps kept slipping off my shoulder,
Kept on slipping in a slipshod style.
'look jimmy look,
Look at it, look,
Shoot!, ...i mistook
You for someone I knew for some time,
'cause he also took his drinks with lime.
Look jimmy look,
Look at it look!
Look, yes we took
A quick snifter before the party,
Fixed them in a slapdash way for me.'
So slaphappy.
We were so slaphappy.
So slaphappy.

...can't feel my leg. I got a snag in my best
Thights. this was the best of all our nights. i
Got a snag in my best thights. we were curled
Up snugly in bed after hours of smooching in

He writes rhymes for his friends' children
Dotes on mystery stories
And at the slightest provocation he sings folk songs
Of key and in key
Here and there people sat on benches
Reading newspapers or straining their faces to the sun
Their eyes closed
Trying to catch a bit of sunburn to carry home proudly
He pulled his feet under his bench as he was ashamed of his shoes
His dog loves to walk and travel in cars, in planes, on rafts, in elevators and on escalators.
Then we'll let some daylight into it for once if it kills us right on the spot
No sort of middle state, no easy jog trot with him
If he never wrote when he wasn't in the mood
He would make no headway

As ever you said nothing to me, your
Manners are always so smarmy, so
Clever. my shabby appearance drew
Sniggers from the guests... made a

As soon as I got a paycheck,
You ask me to make it hightech
And to bleach my flecks.
Tabloids will be all over it.
Do you think I should be timid?
All licketysplit.
'upswing,
Plaything!'
That's very flattering.
'brand new!'
And that's just a preview.
'one-two!'
I wouldn't know how to...
As soon as I got a paycheck,
You ask me to make it hightech
And to bleach my flecks.
Tabloids will be all over it.
Do you think I should be timid?
All licketysplit.
'upswing,
Plaything!'
That's very flattering.
'brand new!'
And that's just a preview.
'one-two!'
I wouldn't know how to...
I wouldn't know how to...
I wouldn't...
As soon as I got a paycheck
You ask me to make it hightech

In the morning we soaped each other down.
Smooth down my nightgown. hungry, 'cause
The smells from the kitchen filled the room.
Don't wear your perfume today. 'we had this
Habbit, ...we did.'
...and your water 's sloshing against the sides

Some sock in the eye
And she fell in the inglenook
She's so flat and tenderfoot
Forelocks in the way
Absolute
If you will, romp in the nook
And a bit knee-high
And she fell in the inglenook
She's so flat and tenderfoot
Forelocks in the way
Absolute

He's got a generous
Smattering of charm yes
Maybe some day
He's able to
Spot me a mile
Away
He said with a grin to show
He was kidding so and so
What to do do do do
What to do do do do
I'm confused tu tu tu
Nothing new tu tu tu
Tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu
Made great faces and frowns
Standing there naked with
His cute undies
Every weekend
Undies in both his
Hands
He said with a grin to show
He was kidding so and so
What to do do do do
What to do do do do
I'm confused tu tu tu
Nothing new tu tu tu
Tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu
Well I stood with my back
To that old kitchen rack
He said: 'i'm bad'
Well I wish i
Had a response to
That
He said with a grin to show
He was kidding so and so
What to do do do do
What to do do do do
I'm confused tu tu tu
Nothing new tu tu tu

I slapped a pound note
Down on the counter
'make that three I ordered and make it snappy, sir'
'make that three I ordered and make it snappy, sir'
And they thought I looked
The other way when
They were standing
They were standing in the lee of a slag-heap, making water
And I'm glad I did
I slapped a pound note
'make that three I ordered and make it snappy, sir'
They are quite touchy
About anything
Like that personal
Stuff I had simply pasted the new photo over the old one
And I'm glad I did
And they thought I looked
The other way when
They were standing
They were standing in the lee of a slag-heap, making water

Come on
You know
You're not
Like her
Got me on my knees
I'd never heard her say
Wished that I could stay
I'm like her maybe be be be be be be
But i
Love to
Catch up
With her
I want to oversleep
I'm in this way too deep
Wish that I could stay
I'm like her maybe be be be be be be
You can
Make some
Hay with
This kid
I'm in this way too deep
I'd never heard her say
That she's straight or gay

I would leave the place tomorrow with never a backward glance.
So I laughed and brushed past him out of the
Room with my spoon and plate still in my
Hands. you're a little tense, '...look at your
Hands.' 'but why do you leave me here,
Here's where one goes to have a real good
Time.' he said: 'my dear', just after I had
Finished my meal out there on the hallway.
Well well, not today. you're a little tense.