Joe Dick (2014)

Actors

• Nick Jameson (actor)
• Rich Fulcher (actor)
• Billy St. John (actor)
• Johnny Drocco (actor)
• John Bobek (actor)
• Dane Hanson (actor)
• Paul Vaillancourt (actor)
• Cal Gibson (actor)
• Beth Stolarczyk (actress)
• Sarah Rosenberg (actress)
• John Ducey (actor)
• Holly King (actress)
• Greg Lindsay (producer)
• Greg Lindsay (actor)
• James Grace (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

He's no loser, he's a dick! Joe Dick.

Santa: Heart of Coal (2010)

Actors

• Matthew Stein (editor)
• Matthew Stein (producer)
• Matthew Stein (producer)
• Matthew Stein (writer)
• Matthew Stein (writer)
• Matthew Stein (writer)
• Lev Lewis (composer)
• Matthew Stein (director)
• Nick Alexander (actor)
• Jeremy Large (writer)
• Jeremy Large (actor)
• Jeremy Large (actor)
• Jeremy Large (producer)
• Glenn Clifton (actor)
• Roadhouse Jackson (producer)

Genres

• Action
• Comedy
• Short
• Thriller

Doc Holiday the Movie (2008)

Actors

• Josh Flowers (writer)
• Richard Alcorn (actor)
• Richard Alcorn (director)
• Richard Alcorn (writer)
• Richard Alcorn (producer)
• Jennie Bushnell (actress)
• Timmy Tzeiranakis (actor)
• Chris Storck (actor)
• Cara Martin (miscellaneous crew)
• Christopher Lynch (producer)
• Cara Martin (producer)
• Christopher Lynch (editor)
• Charles Heffner (producer)
• Shawn Buckenmeyer (producer)
• Tim Caldwell (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short
• Western

Quotes:

Jamie Walsh: Will there be anything else for you this Mother's Day?::Doc Holiday: You wouldn't happen to have any of those little scented candles?::Jamie Walsh: You mean like a Yankee Candle?::Doc Holiday: Who you calling Yankee!

Santa's Last Stop (2007)

Actors

• Joe Russo (producer)
• Joe Russo (director)
• Joe Russo (writer)
• Dean Veglia (actor)
• John Jesensky (composer)
• Crystal Lubahn (actress)
• Boston Smith (actress)
• Glen Gottlieb (editor)
• Pam LaMarsh (actress)
• Jim Abercrombie (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Short

Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2007)

Actors

• Chris Anderson (composer)
• Tom Kenny (actor)
• Joe Alaskey (actor)
• Ali Jazayeri (miscellaneous crew)
• Rex Piano (director)
• Rex Piano (producer)
• Seth Willenson (producer)
• Martin Olson (writer)
• Sean Hart (actor)
• Dave Kim (director)
• Dave Kim (editor)
• Dave Kim (producer)
• Lance Thompson (producer)
• Juliet Bashore (producer)
• Chris Walker (producer)

Genres

• Animation
• Fantasy

The Lobo Paramilitary Christmas Special (2002)

Actors

• Andrew Bryniarski (actor)
• Sandra Frye (costume designer)
• Tom Gibis (actor)
• Scott Leberecht (director)
• Robert Moss (actor)
• Amy Fadhli (actress)
• Alan Grant (writer)
• Simon Bisley (writer)
• Jim O'Brien (actor)
• Keith Giffen (writer)
• Douglas Blakeslee (actor)
• Michael V. Allen (actor)
• Michael Goodrow (actor)
• Sam Esmail (producer)
• Rachel Moore (actress)

Genres

• Action
• Comedy
• Short

Quotes:

Easter Bunny: I'm the fucking Easter Bunny!

[last lines]::Lobo: Always did hate the holidays.

Lobo: Ho, ho, ho!

Security Elf #1: [just before dying] The Naughtiest One has come!

Lobo: It's payback time for a misarable childhood.::Santa Claus: Well, now, this hardly seems fair.::Lobo: It does if you're standing in my shoes.::Santa Claus: Okay, if gunning down an unarmed and myhic system is the only way you know... Go away, shoot.::Lobo: ...Okay. [cocks his gun]

The Santa Clause 2 (2002)

Actors

• Judge Reinhold (actor)
• Kevin Pollak (actor)
• Blu Mankuma (actor)
• David Krumholtz (actor)
• Gary Jones (actor)
• Michael Dorn (actor)
• Fred Keating (actor)
• Tim Allen (actor)
• Peter Boyle (actor)
• Tim Allen (actor)
• Tim Allen (actor)
• Bob Bergen (actor)
• Art LaFleur (actor)
• Wendy Crewson (actress)
• Jay Thomas (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Family
• Fantasy

Taglines:

Santa Claus is coming to town, November 1
Check it twice
What's Christmas Fun without some Reindeer Games?

Quotes:

Bernard: Don't Listen to him! He's not the real Santa! He has a rubber face and a plastic tushie!

Scott Calvin/Santa Claus: I have to get married?::Bernard: Yes. It's the Mrs. Clause.

Bernard: Curtis, you're 900-years-old, grow up!

Scott Calvin: Wait a minute, I got it. I got it. I got it. How about this: The Molintator.::Tooth Fairy: The Molinator. I like it. Thank you, Santa. Can we vote right now on The Molinator?

Scott Calvin: Neil, have you ever actually *helped* anyone?

Toy Santa: You are a sad, strange little man!

Lucy: Uncle Scott, are you Santa Claus?::Scott Calvin: What makes you say that?::Lucy: Because you have a reindeer.::Scott Calvin: Lots of people have reindeer.::Lucy: Name five.

Mother Nature: Don't mess with me, Santa. I'm pre-El Nino.

Charlie: Seeing isn't believing; believing is seeing.

Easter Bunny: I have 33,000 offspring, all in private school.

The Santa Clause (1994)

Actors

• Philip Williams (actor)
• Jayne Eastwood (actress)
• Scott Wickware (actor)
• Kerrigan Mahan (actor)
• Judge Reinhold (actor)
• Wendy Crewson (actress)
• David Sparrow (actor)
• Gordon Masten (actor)
• Peter Boyle (actor)
• Gene Mack (actor)
• Tim Allen (actor)
• Tim Allen (actor)
• David Krumholtz (actor)
• John 'Frenchie' Berger (miscellaneous crew)
• Frank Welker (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama
• Family
• Fantasy

Taglines:

This Christmas, the snow hits the fan.
What if your dad was Santa Claus?
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas...
You've Never Seen Santa Quite Like This Before.
Scott Calvin must become Santa. No if or ands...Just one big butt.

Quotes:

Scott Calvin: Who gave you permission to tell Charlie there was no Santa Claus? I think if we're going to destroy our son's delusions, I should be a part of it.

Little Elf Judy: Not too hot. Extra chocolate. Shaken, not stirred.

Little Elf Judy: Seeing isn't believing. Believing is seeing.

Scott Calvin: Can we take a direct flight back to reality, or do we have to change planes in Denver?

Mr. Whittle: You should see a doctor, a shrink, a dietician, anything.

E.L.F.S. Leader: We're your worst nightmare. Elves with attitude.

Dr. Pete Novos: I don't know, Scott. You're as healthy as a horse.::Scott Calvin: Yeah! Clydesdale!::Dr. Pete Novos: So what? You put on a little weight.::Scott Calvin: Weight? Does this look like a little weight to you?::Dr. Pete Novos: Weight can fluctuate from year to year.::Dr. Pete Novos: Fluctuate? You make it sound like I'm retaining water. I've gained 45 pounds in a week. Pete, what's happening to me?::Dr. Pete Novos: Well, what's your diet like?::Scott Calvin: Milk and cookies.::Dr. Pete Novos: Really?::Scott Calvin: But I don't finish all the milk.::Dr. Pete Novos: Well then there is your problem. Just try to cut back on the sweets, okay?

Mr. Whittle: I don't know what's happening to you. You're starting to look like the Pillsbury Doughboy.

[flying away in the sleigh]::Scott Calvin: Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! When I get home, I'm getting a CAT scan!

Scott Calvin: Here we are. Denny's. Always open.::Charlie: I don't wanna eat here.::Scott Calvin: What are you talking about? Everybody likes Denny's, it's an American institution.

Somebody to Love (1994)

Actors

• Stanley Tucci (actor)
• Sam Rockwell (actor)
• Quentin Tarantino (actor)
• Harvey Keitel (actor)
• Victor Argo (actor)
• Santos Morales (actor)
• Anthony Quinn (actor)
• Steven Randazzo (actor)
• Scott Allen Logan (actor)
• Samuel Fuller (actor)
• Steve Buscemi (actor)
• Paul Herman (actor)
• Mickey Cottrell (actor)
• Rosie Perez (actress)
• Yul Vazquez (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama

A Christmas Revenge (1915)

Actors

• Harry Todd (actor)
• Lee Willard (actor)
• O. Henry (writer)
• Eva McKenzie (actress)
• Ben Turpin (actor)
• Fred Windemere (actor)
• Marguerite Clayton (actress)
• Belle Mitchell (actress)
• Gilbert M. 'Broncho Billy' Anderson (actor)
• Gilbert M. 'Broncho Billy' Anderson (actor)
• Robert McKenzie (actor)
• Bill Cato (actor)
• Lloyd Bacon (actor)
• Gilbert M. 'Broncho Billy' Anderson (director)
• Joe Cassidy (actor)

Genres

• Drama
• Short