A pig is any of the animals in the genus Sus, within the Suidae family of even-toed ungulates. Pigs include the domestic pig, its ancestor the wild boar, and several other wild relatives. Pigs are omnivores and are highly social and intelligent animals.[citation needed]
A typical pig has a large head with a long snout which is strengthened by a special prenasal bone and by a disk of cartilage at the tip. The snout is used to dig into the soil to find food and is a very acute sense organ. There are four hoofed toes on each foot, with the two larger central toes bearing most of the weight, but the outer two also being used in soft ground.
The dental formula of adult pigs is Failed to parse (Missing texvc executable; please see math/README to configure.): \tfrac{ 3.1.4.3}{ 3.1.4.3} , giving a total of 44 teeth. The rear teeth are adapted for crushing. In the male the canine teeth form tusks, which grow continuously and are sharpened by constantly being ground against each other.
With around 1 billion individuals alive at any time, the domesticated pig is one of the most numerous large mammals on the planet.
A comedy about two brothers, a girl with a broken heart, a sex tape, an angel and a pig...
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After a tempest, fishermen do not find only fish in their nets. That is what happens to Jafaar, a poor fisherman who lives poorly in Gaza. And what he hauls in is really upsetting : imagine that, a pig! An unclean animal judged impure not only by the Faith of Islam but also by the Jewish religion. Determined to get rid of the animal, Jafaar tries desperately to sell it, first to a United Nations official, then to a Jewish colony where Yelena raises pigs not for their meat but for security reasons. Of course, going unnoticed in the company of a "forbidden" animal, among his Palestinian brothers, past Israeli soldiers and under the scrutiny of Islamic fundamentalists is no bed of roses and a series of misadventures await Jafaar....
Slim, the barber: You are armed, not the pig!
Fatima: He said if you didn't repay him your debt you'd end up in jail::Jafaar: What did you answer him?::Fatima: That we are already in jail!
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After telling the story of Flint's last journey to young Jim Hawkins, Billy Bones has a heart attack and dies just as Jim and his friends are attacked by pirates. The gang escapes into the town where they convince Squire Trelawney to hire out a boat and crew to find the hidden treasure, which was revealed by Bones before he died. On their voyage across the seas, they soon find out that not everyone on board can be trusted.
Keywords: actor-playing-multiple-roles, animal-that-acts-human, arrest, based-on-book, based-on-novel, breaking-the-fourth-wall, disarming-someone, dual-wield, exotic-locale, explosion
Set sail for Muppet mayhem!
Billy Bones: Beware lads! Beware.::Jim Hawkins: What, the one-legged man?::Billy Bones: Aye. But also, beware runnin' with scissors or any other pointy object. It's all good fun, until somebody loses a - Ahhhh!
Rizzo: What's wrong?::Gonzo: It just feels so weird.::Rizzo: You mean that Mr. Arrow's dead?::Gonzo: Yeah, that... and my pants are filled with starfish.::Rizzo: You and your hobbies.
Statler: "Take a cruise," you said. "See the world," you said. Now here we are, stuck on the front of this stupid ship.::Waldorf: Well, it could be worse. We could be stuck in the audience.
Mudwell the Mudbunny: [sobbing] Dead Tom's dead. Long John shot him!::Walleyed Pike: But Dead Tom's always been dead. That's why he's called Dead Tom.
Zoot: Hey man, I can't figure out what side we're on. Are we with the pirates or the frog captain?::Floyd: Oh, hey, man. Just play the gig. Never get involved in politics.::Animal: Politics! Politics!
Rizzo: Terrific. Captured by crazed wild pigs and sacrificed hideously before a pagan altar.::Gonzo: Are we lucky or what?
Gonzo: One leg, Jim, count'em, one.
Benjamina Gunn: You left me standing at the altar.::Captain Abraham Smollett: I was on a ship headed for Zanzibar. I got cold feet.::Benjamina Gunn: You're a frog. You're supposed to have cold feet.
Benjamina Gunn: All right. No more Ms. Nice Guy.
Rizzo: He's some kind of a blind fiend.::Gonzo: I believe they prefer visually challenged fiend.
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A nebbish of a morgue attendant gets shunted back to the night shift where he is shackled with an obnoxious neophyte partner who dreams of the "one great idea" for success. His life takes a bizarre turn when a prostitute neighbour complains about the loss of her pimp. His partner, upon hearing the situation, suggests that they fill that opening themselves using the morgue at night as their brothel. Against his better judgement, he gets talked into the idea, only to find that it's more than his boss that has objections to this bit of entrepreneurship.
Keywords: alka-seltzer, bite-mark-on-butt, broken-doorbell, business, cartoon-on-tv, cash-in-coffee-can, cheat-with-chocolate, christmas-party, christmas-tree, corpse
Ever since two enterprising young men turned the City Morgue into a swinging business, people have been dying to get in.
It makes the day seem dead
Together they are going to make the day pay off... all night long!
The oldest profession in a new-look comedy
Bill: I'm an idea man Chuck, I get ideas all day long. I can't control them. I can't even fight 'em [could be 'find 'em'] if I want to. You know, 'AAAA!' So I say 'em in here and that way I never forget 'em. You see what I'm sayin'?"
Bill: So there I was at the Blackjack table with all my wash 'n' dries... did I tell you I had they idea for them first?
Bill: OK, here's an example. Watch out, stand back. [speaks into tape recorder] This is Bill. Idea to eliminate garbage: edible paper. You see, you eat it, it's gone. Eat it, it's out of there!
Bill: What if you mix the mayonnaise in the can, WITH the tunafish? Or... hold it! Chuck! I got it! Take LIVE tuna fish, and FEED 'em mayonnaise! Oh this is great.::[speaks into tape recorder]::Bill: Call Starkist!
Bill: You tellin' me to shut up?::Chuck: I'm telling you to shut up! I will tell your recorder so that you don't forget! [Chuck picks up tape recorder and turns it on] Hello, this is Chuck to remind Bill to SHUT UP!
Bill: We're all adults here - we can talk about this openly...::[writing on chalkboard]::Bill: PROSTITUTION! But what does that mean really? Sometimes it helps to understand a word if you break it down, so let's do that now shall we? Pros... it doesn't mean anything, you can forget about that... Tit, I think we all know what that means, Tu, two tit and TION of course, from the Latin to shun... to say uh-uh no thank you anyway I don't want it, to push away... it doesn't even belong in this word really.
Leonard: Oh, that Barney Rubble. What an actor.
Bill Blazejowski: I wash my hands and my feet of you!
Belinda Keaton: Bill, Bill, are you all right? Did you break anything, Bill?::Bill Blazejowski: I caught an updraft.::Chuck Lumley: Are you ok?::Bill: Yeah, I'm all right, don't worry, I'm all right, fortunately the ground broke my fall.
Chuck Lumley: As we sit here and idly chat, there are woman, female human beings, rolling around in strange beds with strange men, and we are making money from that.::Bill Blazejowski: Is this a great country, or what?
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In the French Alps, an out-of-control street-painter's wagon sprays white paint onto a female cat's back, producing a stripe like that on a skunk. Pepe Le Pew, the amorous French skunk, spots the girl cat with the painted stripe, thinks she's a female skunk, and tries to romance her. When she smells Pepe's stench, she runs away, and he chases her up a mountain.
Keywords: alps, bad-smell, french-stereotype, hall-of-mirrors, looney-tunes, matterhorn, mountain-climbing, pepe-le-pew, skunk, surrealism
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This "depicts" the development of the American railroad, in cartoon (kartune) form from 1829 into the 1950s. When it gets to the streamliner era, they bring out the bouncing-ball which invites the audience to join in singing "I've Been Working on the Railroad."
Keywords: 1820s, 1840s, 1860s, 1880s, 1900s, 1910s, 1920s, 1930s, 1940s, 1950s
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While reading his favorite comic book, Daffy accidentally knocks himself unconscious and dreams he's Duck Twacy, famous detective, trying to solve the case of the missing piggy banks. Taking a streetcar (conducted by Porky Pig, in a non-speaking cameo role) to the gangsters' hideout, he meets up with such grotesque criminals as Pickle Puss, Eighty-Eight Teeth and Neon Noodle.
Keywords: blindfold-with-eye-hole, cartoon-bird, cartoon-duck, cartoon-pig, comic-book, dick-tracy-spoof, dream, eat-at-joe's, farm, footprint
Daffy Duck: [seeing a doormat labeled "Trap Door"] A trap door, no doubt. Very ingenious.::[Steps to one side]::Daffy Duck: Duck Twacy is too smart for a trick like that! I shall ring the bell from here.::[Rings bell with a pointer; ground opens up beneath him and he falls to the basement]::Daffy Duck: Was that trip really necessary?
Daffy Duck: I'm gonna pin it on ya, see? I'm gonna pin it on ya!::[Fade to Daffy playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey]::Daffy Duck: I'll pin it on ya or my name ain't Duck Twacy.
Daffy Duck: Rubber Head!::Rubber Head: I'm gonna r-r-r-r-rub you out, see? R-r-r-r-r-r-rub you out!::[Rubber Head erases Daffy with his head]::Daffy Duck: Fantastic! And furthermore, it's unbelieva...::[erased completely]::Daffy Duck: [coming out of door]... ble.
[Daffy, as Duck Twacy, is following clues when he bumps into Mr. Holmes of London]::Daffy Duck: Scram, Sherlock. I'm working this side of the street. [shoves him aside and continues on]
Daffy Duck: Hey, Taxi! Taxi! [a taxi stops] Follow that car! [the taxi goes off without him] Keeps them on their toes.
[Duck Twacy follows a trail of footprints to a mouse hole]::Daffy Duck: Aha! It's Mouseman! Come on out, you rat! Come on out! [a huge Mouseman appears]::Daffy Duck: [Gulp] G-go back in again.
Daffy Duck: Say, it looks like a piggy bank crime wave. Why don't people keep their piggy banks on a safe place, like I do? [opens his safe; it's empty] It's gone! My piggy bank's been stolen! Oh, agony! A-go-ny!
[Daffy, as Duck Twacy, is following footsteps by walking up a wall]::Daffy Duck: Must be the human fly.::[Starts to walk across the ceiling]::Daffy Duck: Nothing's impossible to Duck Twacy!
[Duck Twacy is surrounded by a gang of crooks]::Daffy Duck: Snake Eyes! Agh! Eighty-Eight Teeth! Hammerhead! Oh, no, Pussycat! Pussycat Puss! Bat Man! Double-Header! P-p-picklepuss! P-p-p-pumpkin Head! Neon Noodle! Juke Box Jaw! Wolf Man!::Wolf Man: Woof! Awoooooo! Woof!::Daffy Duck: You're all under arrest!::[all the villains roar at him. He runs off]
Neon Noodle: [putting his see-through hands over Daffy's eyes] Guess who?::Daffy Duck: Neon Noodle? [shouts] Neon Noodle? Aauggh!