Joshua Baret "Josh" Henderson (born October 25, 1981) is an American actor and singer. He rose to fame as one of the male members of Scene 23, a pop singing group that were selected as the winners of The WB's singing competition Popstars 2. After the group disbanded, he began focusing on an acting career. His most high-profile role to date has been that of Austin McCann on the ABC hit television series Desperate Housewives. He is currently playing John Ross Ewing III, son of J.R. And Sue Ellen Ewing, in the TNT revival of Dallas, which will broadcast in 2012.
Henderson was born in Dallas, Texas, the son of Sharon Lea Henderson.
Henderson competed on the second season of the WB reality show Popstars and won a spot in the group Scene 23, which disbanded after a CD.
He joined the cast of Desperate Housewives in fall 2006 as Austin McCann, the nephew of Edie Britt, portrayed by Nicollette Sheridan.
Plot
The friends Josh Henderson, Mike, Luke, Toby and Ryan overhear the conversation of three bikers at a restaurant talking about the girls of the Mustang Sally's brothel in Malawan. Together with their friend Seamus, they drive to the place to have sex. They are hosted by madam Mustang Sally who introduces her sexy girls: Caressa, Persuasion, Likilick, Kitten, Titianna and Tushalean. Things don't turn out as planned, however.
Keywords: bear-trap, biker, blood, character-name-in-title, convertible, female-nudity, handgun, knife, mental-hospital, police-officer
Sex you'll die for.
Plot
After two failed marriages, a science fiction writer (Brooks) decides coming to terms with his mom will improve his chances for a successful relationship, so he moves in with his mom (Reynolds).
Keywords: adult-lives-at-home, anger, author, beach, brother-brother-relationship, call-waiting, cheese, deadpan-humor, dinner-date, directed-by-star
No Actual Mothers Were Harmed During The Making Of This Motion Picture.
No one misunderstands you better.
Beatrice Henderson: We're not intimate dear. We just have sex occasionally.
Beatrice Henderson: He's not that famous a writer that he can afford to go nuts.
John Henderson: I like my cheese in the ounces. When they start weighing as much as a Fiat, I get worried.
John Henderson: You're running a food museum here.
John Henderson: Stop. No more food. It's like FANTASIA.
John Henderson: I know why she hates me! I know why she hates me! I know why she hates me!
Beatrice Henderson: I love you.::John Henderson: I know you think you do, Mother.
Lawyer: Now this being your second divorce, Mr. Henderson, I'm sure you're familiar with the procedure, but your wife, uh... ex-wife, should know it would be wise not to leave the state for a few weeks until it's finalized.::Karen Henderson: I'm not planning to leave the state.::John Henderson: No. She just left me. She had nothing against the land.
John Henderson: [upon eating very old orange sherbet] Blaaah! Oh God, this is horribly old! This tastes like an orange foot!
Beatrice Henderson: I'm sorry, John. I wasn't listening.
What in the world was i thinking,
when i went and bought you those flowers and candy,
i was thinking that every girl wants a nice guy,
someone she can trust, but i guess i was not right.
what is wrong with me?...
or do i have to be...
a jerk so you'll want me...
a jerk so we can be...together happily and this time i will use you
and if you ask me nice, then i'll even abuse you
frequently i'll tell you, your fat and annoying,
frequently i'll tell you i don't want a girlfriend.
what is wrong with me?...
or do i have to be...a jerk so you'll want me
a jerk so we can be...together happily...
and i won't ever call you,
and i will cheat on you whenever i want to
after that i'll tell you i'm sorry, forgive me
then i don't know why but you want to be with me
what is wrong with you?
its sad but it is true,
you're forcing me to play, the same old stupid games,
cause you want what you can't have,
so i have to treat you bad,
i don't mean to be so mean,
but you're forcing me to be...a jerk so you'll want me
a jerk so we can be...together happily
together happily
then you'll leave me, and you'll find a man
who'll love you so much he'll ask for your hand
gonna call my mum and treat you like you're trash
i don't know why but you'll still want me back.
what is wrong with you?
it's sad but it is true,
you're forcing me to play, the same old stupid games,
cause you want what you can't have,
so i have to treat you bad,
i don't mean to be so mean,
but you're forcing me to be...a jerk so you'll want me,
a jerk so we can be...together happily...
Give me five minutes I’m out of my head
Gotta get out of bed
Trying to pull it together
Smell your old perfume
It brings back the time
Yeah it plays with my mind
Casue I’m trying to get over..
All this yearning
There's a burning
Yeah my whole word just keeps turning
Cause I get so wrapped up in it
And I know that I can’t quit it
Girl it’s twisted how you bleed me
Cause I know that you don’t need me
But I find myself just saying your name
This is the way
That I feel
Now that you’re here
I start to remember
That I want you again
Yeah your under my skin
You’re digging in like a beautiful splinter
Trying to act normal
Like nothing is wrong
Like I’m trying to move on
But I know you know better
Losin’ my cool when I see you around
Yeah it’s tearing me down
But to you it’s whatever
All this yearning
And concerning
Yeah my whole word just keeps turning
Cause I get so wrapped up in it
And I know that I can’t quit it
Girl it’s twisted how you bleed me
Cause I know that you don’t need me
But I find myself just saying your name
This is the way
That I feel
Now that you’re here
I start to remember
That I want you again
Yeah your under my skin
You’re digging in like a beautiful splinter
This is the way
That I feel
Now that you’re here
I start to remember that I want you again
Yeah your under my skin
You’re digging in
Like a beautiful splinter
Woah, woah, woah, woah..
This is the way
That I feel
Now that you’re here
I start to remember that I want you again
Yeah your under my skin
You’re digging in
What in the world was i thinking,
when i went and bought you those flowers and candy,
i was thinking that every girl wants a nice guy,
someone she can trust, but i guess i was not right.
what is wrong with me?...
or do i have to be...
a jerk so you'll want me...
a jerk so we can be...together happily and this time i will use you
and if you ask me nice, then i'll even abuse you
frequently i'll tell you, your fat and annoying,
frequently i'll tell you i don't want a girlfriend.
what is wrong with me?...
or do i have to be...a jerk so you'll want me
a jerk so we can be...together happily...
and i won't ever call you,
and i will cheat on you whenever i want to
after that i'll tell you i'm sorry, forgive me
then i don't know why but you want to be with me
what is wrong with you?
its sad but it is true,
you're forcing me to play, the same old stupid games,
cause you want what you can't have,
so i have to treat you bad,
i don't mean to be so mean,
but you're forcing me to be...a jerk so you'll want me
a jerk so we can be...together happily
together happily
then you'll leave me, and you'll find a man
who'll love you so much he'll ask for your hand
gonna call my mum and treat you like you're trash
i don't know why but you'll still want me back.
what is wrong with you?
it's sad but it is true,
you're forcing me to play, the same old stupid games,
cause you want what you can't have,
so i have to treat you bad,
i don't mean to be so mean,
but you're forcing me to be...a jerk so you'll want me,
a jerk so we can be...together happily...
together happily, we'll be together happily.
Here, We are.
We been here. Yes we have!
Can you tell me, we're okay?
We face to face...
But are we still apart.
Can you tell me, It's okay?
You can't know what you done!
No you don't know how much I change...
You can stay, you can go.
Still I will never be the same
But I hope that will be okay...
You can't know what you done!
No you don't know how I change...
I know, I was wrong, I'm sorry that I hurt you.
Can you tell me, It's okay?
Here, We are.
We been here. Before...
Can you tell me, It's okay?
You can't know, what you done!
No you don't know how I change.
I know, I was wrong, I'm sorry that I hurt you.
Give me five minutes I’m out of my head
Gotta get out of bed
Trying to pull it together
Smelly old perfume
It brings back the time
Yeah it plays with my mind
And I’m trying to get over..
All this yearning
Now concerning
Yeah my whole word just keeps turning
Cause I get so wrapped up in it
And I know that I can’t quit it
Girl it’s twisted how you bleed me
Cause I know that you don’t need me
But I find myself just saying your name
This is the way
That I feel
Now that you’re here
I start to remember
That I want you again
Yeah your under my skin
You’re digging in like a beautiful splinter
Trying to act normal
Like nothing is wrong
Like I’m trying to move on
But I know you know better
Losin’ my cool when I see you around
Yeah it’s tearing me down
But to you it’s whatever
All this yearning
And concerning
Yeah my whole word just keeps turning
Cause I get so wrapped up in it
And I know that I can’t quit it
Girl it’s twisted how you bleed me
Cause I know that you don’t need me
But I find myself just saying your name
This is the way
That I feel
Now that you’re here
I start to remember
That I want you again
Yeah your under my skin
You’re digging in like a beautiful splinter
This is the way
That I feel
Now that you’re here
I start to remember that I want you again
Yeah your under my skin
You’re digging in
Like a beautiful splinter
Woah, woah, woah, woah..
This is the way
That I feel
Now that you’re here
I start to remember that I want you again
Yeah your under my skin
You’re digging in