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Harry is a New York bachelor cynical about "true love" ever since his parents divorce. Determined to live happily-ever-after, and not end up as another divorce statistic, he asks for help from his match-making uncle. This traditional arranged marriage to a lovely girl from India baffles and surprises his parents and friends. Just as Harry thinks he's found the perfect Indian bride he begins to wonder if his friendship with Theresa, a fun and sexy American, could be something more. Harry and Theresa become closer as she helps him prepare for the big day. The plans are under way and Harry is running out of time to choose between a love that's arranged and one that he's found himself.
Keywords: cross-cultural, indian-american, new-york-city, self-discovery
A romantic comedy about NOT falling in love
He made all the arrangements. He just didn't plan on love.
The year's OTHER big wedding!
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A private detective is hired to find a missing stripper but the job turns complicated when everyone he questions ends up dead. From the mean streets of Los Angeles to the desolate desert of New Mexico, Cruz must contend with a brutal Russian Boxer, three brash LAPD detectives, an aged billionaire looking for the Big Bang, and the billionaire's stunningly gorgeous wife. The solution to the mystery will cost ten lives, net $30 million and just might explain - well - everything.
Keywords: 1962-ford-thunderbird-convertible, atomic-experiment, bare-breasts, beam-of-light, black-hole, black-lingerie, blindness, borscht, bound-with-duct-tape, boxing-match
The search for the ultimate missing person ends... at the beginning of time.
Their search for the ultimate missing person.
Ned Cruz: The "Ouroboros" is what Plato described as the first living thing in the universe. An immortal, perfect creature. A serpent eating itself, swallowing its own tail. Everything has meaning.
Detective Poley: I am a human lie detector. If you don't tell me the truth, I'll beat it outta you. And love every minute of it.
Detective Poley: He's doing it again. You wily fucking Duke. Quit t-t-t-thinking. Quit stalling. Can we do this my way?::Ned Cruz: Okay, Poley but tell Frizer to get down when I start to shave skin...
Ned Cruz: Do you like Adam Nova?::Detective Skeres: The actor?::Ned Cruz: Yeah.::Detective Skeres: He's alright. I guess he makes an honest buck.::Ned Cruz: Try 20 million per picture and 20 percent junk off the back-end. One of the highest paid movie stars in history and I have to tell him... that it's all over.
Detective Frizer: So, who is the crispy midget?::Ned Cruz: He's Astrophysics, Frizer.::Detective Frizer: Astrophysics.::Ned Cruz: His name is Russell. He's a white dwarf gone supernova.
Anton 'The Pro' Protopov: I want you should find somebody.::Ned Cruz: You've specific person in mind or will just anybody do?
Ned Cruz: Three days later, they find Skinny Faddeev in the kitchen at Prostranstva. And... it's hard to tell the difference between the former Master and the Borscht.
Detective Poley: What the fuck's all this got to do with finding the stripper?::Ned Cruz: What the fuck's a busted condom got to do with your birth certificate, Poley? It's just cause and effect.
Detective Frizer: By the way, he'll hurt you.
Detective Frizer: Tell us everything you did, everything you know and tell us now.::Ned Cruz: Or else what? Poley is gonna hit me? It may get my sight back.::Detective Poley: Anything that helps, yeah.
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The powerful superhero John Hancock has become a joke because of his alcoholism and clumsiness. He has also become the most hated man in Los Angeles. Though he has saved many lives, he also destroyed a lot of property, costing the city millions every time he goes into action. When he saves the life of PR expert Ray Embrey from an oncoming train, the executive is thankful and believes he can restore Hancock's image as a true superhero. He brings the anti-hero home for dinner and introduces him to his son Aaron, a big fan, and to his wife, Mary. But for some mysterious reason Mary doesn't want Hancock anywhere near her or her family.
Keywords: action-hero, action-heroine, alarm, alcohol, alcoholic, american-eagle, amnesia, anti-gay-language, applause, axe
There are heroes. There are superheroes. And then there's...
He is saving the world whether we like it or not.
Meet the superhero everybody loves to hate.
Bad Behaviour. Bad Attitude. Real Hero.
Hancock: [comes flying in a leather suit and the police men are looking at him] What? It's a little tight.
Rail Crossing Crowd #2: I can smell alcohol on your breath!::Hancock: That's cause I've been drinking bitch!
Michel: Asshole.::Hancock: [leans in close to Michel] Call me an asshole one more time.::Michel: Asshole.::Hancock: [grabs Michel and launches him into the sky; turns to chubby kid] You got a problem Thickness?::[chubby kid shakes his head; turns to kid with glasses]::Hancock: How about you Goggles?::[kid with glasses shakes his head]
Boy at Bus Stop: [taps a sleeping Hancock] Hancock!::Boy at Bus Stop: [hits him to wake up]::Boy at Bus Stop: Hancock!::Hancock: What, boy?::Boy at Bus Stop: [points to TV screens] Bad guys.::Hancock: What, you want a cookie? Get the hell out my face.::Boy at Bus Stop: Asshole.::Hancock: What?::Boy at Bus Stop: You heard me.
[repeated line]::Hancock: Call me an asshole one more time.
Hancock: All of you people, blocking the intersection, you're all idiots.::Rail Crossing Crowd #1: You're the one that threw the dude's car at her. And what's with the train?::Rail Crossing Crowd #2: Why didn't you just go straight up in the air with the car? You've obviously injured that poor woman.::Rail Crossing Crowd #3: She's right. She should sue you.::Hancock: Okay. Well, you should sue McDonald's, 'cause they fucked you up.
Hancock: [to pinned-down cop] Good job! Do I have permission to touch your body?::Female Cop: Yes!::Hancock: It's not sexual. Not that you're not an attractive woman. You're actually a very attractive woman and...::Female Cop: [screaming] Get me the hell out of here!
Asian Gang Member: [in foreign language] Beat it, Soulja Boy!
Ray Embrey: People should love you. They really should, okay? And I want to deliver that for you. It's the least that I can do. You're a superhero. Kids should be running up to you, asking for your autograph, people should be cheering you on the streets...::Hancock: [yelling to crowd of neighbors watching] What the hell you pricks looking at?
Hancock: Gotta wonder, though. What kind of bastard must I have been, that nobody was there to claim me? I mean, I'm... I'm not the most charming guy in the world, so I've been told, but... nobody?
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Punjabi-speaking Shalini Singh lives a middle-classed lifestyle in the Himalayan region in India along with her mom, Kirat; dad, Jaspal; brother, Happy; and sister, Littly, and was engaged to Neil Brar as a child. Years later Neil re-locates to the United States of America, and there is no contact between him and the Singh family but Shalini hopes to marry and live with him eventually. When pressure is applied on her due to Littly's future marriage, she travels to California, where Neil is reportedly employed with Can'tAct Celebrity Management, an agency that represents Hollywood artistes. To her shock she finds him in the arms of a blonde named Nicole, and he refuses to have to do anything with her, leave alone marry her. She is then befriended by Robert Shorwell, a Caucasian male and co-worker of Neil, who offers to Americanize her so that she can win back Neil (but also to win the bet with his boos Beau Bridges who plays Gary Gordon), to which Shalini agrees but writes to her family in India that all is well with her and Neil. Robert, and his friend, Blaine, successfully transform Shailini to an a much more acceptable female of Hispanic origin, re-name her Shelley Picante, and prepare her to woo and win back Neil. Before she could even begin to do that the Singh family arrives in California - not only throwing her plans and her life in chaos - but also exposing Robert's secret agenda for Americanizing her.
Keywords: bollywood, character-name-in-title, fiance, himalayas, hollywood, immigration, indian, movie, producer
You Can't Curry Love!
Shalini Singh: All White people sound the same to me.::Blaine: Tell me about it, sister.
Neil Brar: You speak Spanish?::Shalini Singh: Y Tu Mama Tambien.
Rob Shorwell: What about hotdogs? You like hotdogs?::Shalini Singh: What is a hotdog?
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An attorney in a rush to make a court appointment to file legal papers involving a multi-million dollar trust accidentally collides with an alcoholic insurance salesman, who also is a rush for a court appointment involving the custody of his children. The attorney leaves the scene of the accident and strands the salesman, causing him to miss his custody hearing. During the process of the post-crash discussion, the attorney accidentally drops the papers he needs to present in court. The judge gives him until the end of the day to present the papers and thus begins a cat and mouse game between the proponents. A few questionable actions later on both parties' part, they finally start questioning their actions and their lives. In the end, both come to new understanding of what is important and appear to be set in new ethical and moral directions. Contains mild violence and profanity.
Keywords: alcoholics-anonymous, alcoholism, bail-out-of-jail, bankruptcy, bar, baseball-mitt, black-female-judge, blank-check, boss'-daughter, bourbon
An ambitious lawyer, a desperate father, they had no reason to meet, until today,
One Wrong Turn Deserves Another
Doyle Gipson: Money. You... you think I want money? What I want is my morning back. I need you to give my time back to me. Can you give me back my time? Can you give my time back to me? Huh? Can you?
Doyle Gipson: Come on, man, don't leave me out here like this.::Gavin Banek: Sorry, better luck next time.
[last lines]::Valerie Gipson: What do you want?::Gavin Banek: Five minutes, ma'am. I owe your husband twenty. Hell... I'm only asking for five with you.
Sponsor: What happened in court today?::Doyle Gipson: I'm in a bar. What does that tell you?::Sponsor: It tells me that you're really angry. And that anger has gotten you into the one place in the world you shouldn't be.
Stephen Delano: This is all a tightrope, you gotta learn to balance.::Gavin Banek: How can you live like that ?::Stephen Delano: I can live with myself... because at the end of the day I think I do more good than harm... what other standard have I got to judge by ?
Gavin Banek: Sometimes God likes to put two guys in a paper bag and just let 'em rip.
Sponsor: You know, booze isn't really your drug of choice anyway. You're addicted to chaos. For some of us, it's coke. For some of us, it's bourbon. But you? You got hooked on disaster.
Carlyle: You hit me!::Doyle Gipson: I'll hit you again! You like it?
Valerie Gipson: Whatever drama you've gotten yourself into, it's just the kind of thing that always happens to you. And it never happens to me unless I am in your field of gravity.
Sponsor: What you saw today is that everything decent is held together by a covenant. An agreement NOT to go batshit. You broke the contract.
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A group of young British soldiers billeted in Singapore of the year 1950 dreaming about winning the love of the daughter of the Regimental Sergeant Major.
Keywords: army-life, based-on-novel, black-comedy, british-army, circumcision, dance, first-sexual-experience, gay-interest, gay-soldier, homoeroticism
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A sultry night club singer, a man who has also traveled to many exotic ports and a salesman meet aboard ship on the 45-mile trip from Hong Kong to Macao. The singer is quickly hired by an American expatriate who runs the biggest casino in Macao and has a thriving business in converting hot jewels into cash. Her new boss thinks one of her traveling companions is a cop. One is -- but not the one the boss suspects.
Keywords: 1950s, adventurer, american-cigarettes, bamboo, bartender, beggar, black-cat, blind-man, boat, bribery
A sultry chanteuse, a hunk on the lam and a fortune in stolen gems.
DANGEROUS PARADISE! (original print ad - all caps)
Halloran: You don't want that junk. Diamonds would only cheapen you.::Margie: Yeah. But what a way to be cheapened.
Nick Cochran: You know, you remind me of an old Egyptian girlfriend of mine. The Sphinx.::Margie: Are you partial to females made of stone?
Margie: [to Nick Cochran] You're up early for a loser.
Nick Cochran: My fatal charm. Never misses - except with women.
Julie Benson: Well you annoyed me a little when you belted me with that blonde!
Lawrence C. Trumble: I'll go back one of these days, or my name isn't Lawrence C. Trumble.::Nick Cochran: What does the "C." stand for?::Lawrence C. Trumble: Cicero - but keep it under your hat.::Nick Cochran: What else would I do with it?
Lt. Sebastian: [referring to Julie Benson] Besides her obvious talents, she also sings.
Halloran: How 'bout two weeks salary in advance?::Julie Benson: This is one time I won't say no.
Nick Cochran: Why don't you take that chip off your shoulder?::Julie Benson: Every time I do, somebody hits me over the head with it.
Lawrence C. Trumble: The only time I'll ever get flowers will be at my funeral.
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Teenaged Mowgli, who was raised by wolves, appears in a village in India and is adopted by Messua. Mowgli learns human language and some human ways quickly, though keeping jungle ideas. Influential Merchant Buldeo is bigoted against 'beasts' including Mowgli; not so Buldeo's pretty daughter, whom Mowgli takes on a jungle tour where they find a treasure, setting the evil of human greed in motion.
Keywords: animal, animal-human-communication, asian-indian, avarice, baby, barber, barber-shop, bare-chested-male, barking, based-on-novel
I'll show you the mysteries--the wonders of the jungle's savage heart!
A Sikh (/ˈsiːk/ or /ˈsɪk/; Punjabi: ਸਿੱਖ, sikkh [ˈsɪkkʰ]) is a follower of Sikhism. It primarily originated in the 15th century in the Punjab region of South Asia. The term "Sikh" has its origin in Sanskrit term शिष्य (śiṣya), meaning "disciple, student" or शिक्ष (śikṣa), meaning "instruction". A Sikh is a disciple/subject of the Guru.
According to Article I of the "Rehat Maryada" (the Sikh code of conduct and conventions), a Sikh is defined as "any human being who faithfully believes in One Immortal Being; ten Gurus, from Guru Nanak Dev to Sri Guru Gobind Singh; Sri Guru Granth Sahib; the teachings of the ten Gurus and the baptism bequeathed by the tenth Guru; and who does not owe allegiance to any other religion". Sikhs believe in the equality of humankind, the concept of universal brotherhood of man and One Supreme God (Ik Onkar).
Most male Sikhs have Singh (lion) and most female Sikhs Kaur (princess) as their surname. Sikhs who have undergone the khanḍe-kī-pahul, the Sikh initiation ceremony, can also be recognized by the Five Ks: uncut hair (Kesh); an iron/steel bracelet (kara); a Kirpan, a sword tucked in a gatra strap; Kachehra, a type of special shorts; and a Kanga, a small comb to keep the hair clean. Male Sikhs cover their hair with a turban, while female Sikhs may wear a turban or a scarf.
Maharaja Ranjit Singh (13 November 1780 – 20 June 1839) was the first Maharaja of the Sikh Empire.
Ranjit Singh belonged to a Sikh clan of Northern India. He was born in Gujranwala, now in modern-day Pakistan. According to some historians, into a Jatt Sikh family and some that he was born into a Sansi Sikh family who were Sukerchakia misldars. As a child he suffered from smallpox which resulted in the loss of one eye. At the time, much of Punjab was ruled by the Sikhs under a Confederate Sarbat Khalsa system, who had divided the territory among factions known as misls.
Ranjit Singh's father Maha Singh was the Commander of the Sukerchakia misl and controlled a territory in the west Punjab based around his headquarters at Gujranwala. After his father's death he was raised under the protection of Sada Kaur of the Kanheya Misl. Ranjit Singh succeeded his father at the age of 18. After several campaigns, he conquered the other misls and created the Sikh Empire.
Pashtun King Amir Ahmad Shah Abdali 1747–1772 of Afghanistan Durrani Known as Kings of Kings first crossed the Indus River in 1748, the year after his ascension – his forces sacked and absorbed Lahore during that expedition. The following year (1749), the Mughal ruler was induced to cede Sindh and all of the Punjab including the vital trans Indus River to him, in order to save his capital from being attacked by the Afghan Pashtun forces of the DurraniEmpire.
Narendra Damodardas Modi (Gujarati: નરેન્દ્ર મોદી; born 17 September 1950) is the current Chief Minister of the Indian state of Gujarat. Born in a middle class family in Vadnagar, he was the third of six children born to Damodardas Mulchand Modi and his wife Heeraben. He has been a member of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS) since childhood also having interest in politics since adolescence. He holds a master's degree in political science. In 1998, he was chosen by L. K. Advani, the leader of the Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP), to direct the election campaign in Gujarat as well as Himachal Pradesh.
He became Chief Minister of Gujarat in October 2001, promoted to the office at a time when his predecessor Keshubhai Patel had resigned, following the defeat of BJP in the by-elections. His tenure as chief minister of Gujarat began on 7 October 2001, and he is the longest serving Chief Minister of the state of Gujarat. In July 2007 he became the longest serving Chief Minister in Gujarat's history when he had been in power for 2063 days continuously. He was elected again for a third term on 23 December 2007 in the state elections, which he had cast as a "referendum on his rule".
Zakir Abdul Karim Naik (Urdu: ذاکر عبدالکریم نائیک; born 18 October 1965) is an Indian public speaker on the subject of Islam and comparative religion. He is the founder and president of the Islamic Research Foundation (IRF), a non-profit organisation that owns the Peace TV channel based in Dubai, UAE. He is sometimes referred to as a televangelist. Before becoming a public speaker, he trained as a doctor. He has written two booklets on Islam and comparative religion. He is regarded as an exponent of the Salafi ideology; he places a strong emphasis on individual scholarship and the rejection of "blind Taqlid", which has led him to repudiate the relevance of sectarian or Madh'hab designations, all the while reaffirming their importance.
Zakir Abdul Karim Naik was born on 18 October 1965 in Mumbai, India. He attended St. Peter's High School in Mumbai. Later he enrolled at Kishinchand Chellaram College, before studying medicine at Topiwala National Medical College and Nair Hospital and later the University of Mumbai, where he obtained a Bachelor of Medicine and Surgery (MBBS). His wife, Farhat Naik, works for the women's section of the IRF.