Scott Coffey (born Thomas Scott Coffey; May 1, 1967) is an American actor, director, producer, screenwriter. His film credits include Shag, Some Kind of Wonderful, Dream Lover, and Mulholland Drive. He directed Ellie Parker in 2005.
Coffey was born and raised in Honolulu, Hawaii, where he began his acting career appearing in school plays, community theatre and with the Hawaii Performing Arts Company. He also appeared in several episodic television shows. He is now an acclaimed writer director. Coffey lives in Portland, Oregon with his boyfriend, novelist Blair Mastbaum.
At sixteen, with the money he had earned acting, he travelled to Europe. Inspired by Bertolucci's La Luna, he felt compelled to visit Rome along with Paris and Budapest. He stayed three years, attending high school in Rome and acting in seven films, including Once Upon a Time in America and the CBS miniseries Christopher Columbus. While on location for Christopher Columbus, he was contacted by the William Morris Agency and moved to New York, where he signed with the agency and studied acting while co-starring in the off-Broadway play It's All Talk.
eve: hello
erex: waddup shorty whats going on?
eve: wassup E
erex: everything aiight
eve: yea i'm chillin wassup with you
erex: nuthin jus chillin, everything aiight with you and stevie?
eve: man f**k that nigga what he told you to call me
erex: no, no, no uhuh nah what made u think that?
eve: comeon yall, man tell that nigga when you talk to him dont f**ken call me
and come get his shit
erex: no, no, pump ya breaks pump ya breaks
eve: pump my breaks what?
stevie: comeon eve it aint even like that
eve: oh, wat the f**k hold up hold up u got me on a 3(erex: nO) way u callin me 4
that nigga (erex NOOO) man f**k u and that nigga how bout that?
erex: no b wait wait
(eve hangs up)