it's raining tacos - 10H version By Parry Gripp and BooneBum
Will It Taco? - Taste Test
Taco - Puttin' on the Ritz (Original Uncensored Version)
How To Make Tacos!!! - Crispy Beef Taco Recipe
7'5 Tacko "Taco" Fall Is The Tallest High School Player In The World
Taco - Puttin on the Ritz (1983)
Street Taco Recipe
Taco Bell Breakfast Review - Grand Scrambler Steak Burrito & Drive Thru Experience
Angry Grandpa HATES Taco Bell Breakfast!
Chicago's Best Tacos: Taco El Jaliciense
Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare - CENTURION Taco Bandits! Legends of the Lawn
How To Make a Taco
Taco do Infarto
Danny Trejo Opening His Own Taco Joint!
Plot
Xander, Jake, and Taco are back, but shenanigans are far from it. When we last met them: Xander and Jake had a revival of friendship, but wheres Taco in all of this? After Taco finds the long forgotten stone named: 'The Higher Power', Jake and Xander must find a way to get their friend back -which may turn out to be impossible...
Plot
Ian is struggling with being at the very lowest point in his life. He has lost all faith in the world and himself and tries to restore that by picking himself up. He begins with online dating and finds that there are some interesting people from the web.. Meanwhile, he is tortured with grief from the death of his best friend, Zeke, whom he keeps seeing (in a theater costume) everywhere. Are these visions merely in his head or has Zeke come back for vengeance? Ian will have to find the answers if he ever hopes to break this vicious cycle and survive to pick up the pieces.
Will The Circle Be Unbroken?
Ian: When the thin veil of immortality is shown to be a lark, we must then come face to face with the innate reality... that death is coming for us. This is the only real race we humans actually have. The race against the end of the world. Our world.
Zeke: Well when I die, I'm coming back and haunting all you motherfuckers so get ready for it... I'm make some eerie messed up sounds... right when a bitch is going down on ya.
Ian: I've been going on a lot of dates lately.::Renee: Oh really?::Ian: Yeah, from an online dating website.::Renee: Online dating website... that's like a new age bar scene.
Ian: What are you... Nostradamus now?::Zeke: As a matter of fact, I am... I can see into the not so distance future... and I see you madly in love... once again... before the year is out.::Ian: I don't think so La Toya.::Zeke: I'm not kidding man... you just wait and see.::Ian: Alright then, let's make a bet. I'll betcha you're wrong.::Zeke: Alright alright, let's see... I've got... 45 cents.
Plot
RICHARD'S WEDDING is an ensemble comedy that explores how the most enduring friendships require a mixture of envy, love and ridiculous egomania disguised as self-contempt. Alex and Tuna are on their way to Richard and Phoebe's wedding, to be reunited with a group of old friends. As they make their trek from Brooklyn to Central Park, they're joined by an ever-increasing number of friends with their own set of misgivings, self-righteousness, and violently annoying iPhone Apps.
Tuna: I just wear three condoms because it makes my penis bigger.
Alex: Okay, one time I did actually punch him in the face, but I feel really awful about it.::Tuna: What did he do?::Alex: We had this huge fight and I blew my lid... I blew my top, and I just punched him. It was just awful.::Tuna: That's such bullshit. You see, a woman can hit a guy in the face, and no one says anything. They laugh about it. It's cute. It's endearing. If a guy hits a girl in the face, it's abuse.
Russell: Fuck Victor Frankl!::Kristin: How can you say that?::Russell: Simple. Take the name 'Victor Frankl' and put the word 'fuck' in front of it.
Alex: You cannot break up with someone because they yell, especially because it's hereditary.
Change or be changed.
Plot
Rod Kimble is a naïf, a slacker living in a small US town with his mom, his younger brother, and his stepfather whose respect he craves. He also misses his dead dad, whom he thinks was Evel Knievel's back-up. Rod, a man-child, believes that he is a stunt man. When his stepfather needs an operation, with help from his brother and his slacker pals, Rod hatches a plan to set a school-bus-jumping record on his moped. First, his crew and he have to raise money to rent the buses and build the ramp. Trouble is, Rod's inept at his chosen career. Looming failure is complicated by the return of Denise, Rod's next-door neighbor and secret heartthrob, who is home from college. Is public humiliation at hand?
Keywords: ambulance, assault, autograph, band, barbecue-grill, bare-chested-male, based-on-sketch-comedy, beating, birthday-party, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship
Smack destiny in the face
Rod Kimble: Life is pain - we've got to scrape the joy from it every chance we get.
Dave: Balls, man! We just ran over a small bus!
Rico: Yoo-hoo, shit heads, I found this bag of fireworks in the men's restroom. Would you guys like to light them off?
Dave: You know, pools are perfect for holding water...
Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'wh'] The safe word is "WHiskey."::Kevin Powell: Sorry, Rod, What was that?::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'h'] "WHiskey"::Kevin Powell: [pronouncing it with a silent 'h'] Don't you mean "Whiskey?"::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'h'] WHat?::Kevin Powell: You're saying it weird.::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing every W as WH] Saying WHat WHEird?::Kevin Powell: All of it.::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'h'] [scoffs] WHere do you get off?::Kevin Powell: I just don't get why your saying it that way?::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing every W as WH] WHY I'm saying WHat *WHAT* WHay?::Kevin Powell: Forget it.::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing every W as WH] I WHill! I WHill forget it!
Rod Kimble: [absent-mindedly, as Denise walks away] You look pretty.::Denise: [turning around] What?::Rod Kimble: I said you look shitty.
Dave: Hey, Rod, thanks for the ride.::[Rod sees a chunk of metal lodged in Dave's eye and they both scream]::Dave: Hey, buddy. How's it going?::Rod Kimble: Dave, what happened to your eye?::Dave: This? Is it really noticeable?::Rod Kimble: Yeah!::Dave: Is it really noticeable?::Rod Kimble: Yeah!::Dave: Oh, man, it's totally serendipitous. Well, I got off work early, and you know my buddy Derrick? Well he was like, "I've got this acid, but I can't do it." And I was all like, "Well, I'll do it." So I did it. And by the time I got on my banana board, man, I was... I was tripping balls pretty hard, man. So I decided to get on my bench grinder, and a piece of metal flew up and hit me right in the eye. It was pretty awesome. And that brings us to now.::Rod Kimble: Yeah, well, just try and relax.::Dave: Can do, man. Can do. I'm gonna be honest with you, Rod. You look like a giant eagle with fire all around you, and you've got a mountain for a face.::Rod Kimble: I'm guessing that's the drugs, Dave.::Dave: Yeah, but it's also just kind of weird seeing you drive this minivan.::Rod Kimble: Yeah, well, it's my mom's.::Dave: Balls, man! We just ran over a small bus. This really small bus, we just ran over it.::Rod Kimble: I didn't see anything.::Dave: Hey, we're here. Seriously, man, this is one of the top-ten nicest things anybody has ever done for me.
Marie Powell: It's nice to see him smiling again.::Rod Kimble: He won't be smiling -...::[yelling]::Rod Kimble: WHEN I MURDER HIM!
Rod Kimble: Did you reinforce the take-off ramp?::Rico: No, we didn't have time.::Rod Kimble: [unsure] Cool.
Dave: Oh, whoa, wait, what? Why is Rod kissing his sister?::Kevin Powell: Oh, Denise isn't his sister.::Dave: She's not?::Kevin Powell: No::Dave: Oh. That shatters my entire universe.
Plot
A crazed murderer is on the loose and he's got the local nightlife on the run. The hooker network has organized a game plan to save themselves from their unknown killer. In a conflict between the crime syndicate and a reckless bounty hunter, their fates will all be decided in a flash.
Keywords: b-horror, cg-effects, dark-humor, drugs, gore, gun-action, martial-arts, practical-special-effects, spanglish, splatter
Only the insane will survive.
Plot
In the third movie of Rodriguez's "Mariachi" trilogy, a Mexican drug lord pretends to overthrow the Mexican government, and is connected to a corrupt CIA agent who at that time, demands retribution from his worst enemy to carry out the drug lord's uprising against the government.
Keywords: action-hero, amplifier, anti-hero, arm, assassination-attempt, banquet, bar, bar-shootout, battle, bazooka
The Time Has Come.
Left Nut: I was tortured once... I didn't like it. You know what the really fucked up part was? They tore out my left nut. That really turned me off to the whole thing.
[last lines]::Carolina: [in Spanish]::[subtitled version]::Carolina: What do you want in life?::El Mariachi: To be free...::Carolina: Simple.::El Mariachi: No.
Agent Sands: Are you a Mexi-CAN or a Mexi-CAN'T?::Cucuy: I'm a Mexi-CAN::Agent Sands: Good. Then do as I say.
Agent Sands: [Hands the bar keep a lunch box] I couldn't find a briefcase small enough for 10,000 dollars.
Agent Sands: Why? Why would I want that? Why would I want bubblegum?
[El meets Cucuy in the middle of town]::Cucuy: There's cartel on every corner.::El Mariachi: Sands told me you handle protection.::Cucuy: I don't work for Sands anymore. And since I'm a Mexi-can, I can do whatever I want.::El Mariachi: Then I guess I don't work for Sands neither. Goodbye.::[Cucuy grabs his arm]::Cucuy: There's a price on your head. I'm going to collect. Why don't you just tell Barillo everything you know and then maybe he'll just cut off your hands.::El Mariachi: And if I don't?::Cucuy: Remember that old man I killed in your village? What if your whole village was next?::El Mariachi: Would you kill them?::Cucuy: Me?::[Points to his men]::Cucuy: They certainly would.::El Mariachi: Then I guess I have no choice... but to kill you all.
[upon finding something hidden in a corpse's hollow eye socket]::Agent Sands: Well, I guess I should thank you for not sticking it up your ass.
[first lines]::Agent Sands: I never heard of him.::Belini: Who?::Agent Sands: The man you recommended.::Belini: The guitar fighter?
[standing in front of Sands with no eyes]::Ajedrez: See anything you like?::[shoots her in the stomach]::Agent Sands: No.
Agent Sands: Okay, Okay. I'm going to freak right out.
Plot
After six months at sea on an unassisted solo circumnavigation, Georgia Perry's 44-foot sloop is becalmed for several days. Cabin fever sets in, and the border between fact and fantasy begins to distort. But if these are just tricks of the mind, how do these encounters leave Georgia with physical manifestations?
Keywords: cat, fire, hallucination, race, sailing, sea-voyage, sloop
Fear runs deep.
it's raining tacos - 10H version By Parry Gripp and BooneBum
Will It Taco? - Taste Test
Taco - Puttin' on the Ritz (Original Uncensored Version)
How To Make Tacos!!! - Crispy Beef Taco Recipe
7'5 Tacko "Taco" Fall Is The Tallest High School Player In The World
Taco - Puttin on the Ritz (1983)
Street Taco Recipe
Taco Bell Breakfast Review - Grand Scrambler Steak Burrito & Drive Thru Experience
Angry Grandpa HATES Taco Bell Breakfast!
Chicago's Best Tacos: Taco El Jaliciense
Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare - CENTURION Taco Bandits! Legends of the Lawn
How To Make a Taco
Taco do Infarto
Danny Trejo Opening His Own Taco Joint!
Tacos Mexicanos (Taco Shell + Recheio) - Receitas de Minuto #128
Ich liebe meinen Taco !
Munchies: Mexicali Taco & Co.
Tyler, The Creator - Bitch Suck Dick Featuring Jasper And Taco
"Chicos Taco's" - Gabriel Iglesias (from my I'm Not Fat... I'm Fluffy comedy special)
Dare MattG 98 (Taco Moustache, Public Fountain, Mild)
Post Workout Meal At Taco Bell
Taco Bell Dollar Menu
3-D Happy Taco Tutorial (Rainbow Loom)
A taco ( /ˈtɑːkoʊ/) is a traditional Mexican dish composed of a corn or wheat tortilla folded or rolled around a filling. A taco can be made with a variety of fillings, including beef, chicken, seafood, vegetables and cheese, allowing for great versatility and variety. A taco is generally eaten without utensils and is often accompanied by garnishes such as salsa, avocado or guacamole, cilantro, tomatoes, minced meat, onions and lettuce.
According to the Real Academia Española, publisher of Diccionario de la Lengua Española, the word taco describes a typical Mexican dish of a maize tortilla folded around food ("Tortilla de maíz enrollada con algún alimento dentro, típica de México"). The original sense of the word is of a "plug" or "wad" used to fill a hole ("Pedazo de madera, metal u otra materia, corto y grueso, que se encaja en algún hueco"). The Online Etymological Dictionary defines taco as a "tortilla filled with spiced meat" and describes its etymology as derived from Mexican Spanish, "light lunch," literally, "plug, wadding." The sense development from "plug" may have taken place among Mexican silver miners, who used explosive charges in plug form consisting of a paper wrapper and gunpowder filling.
Parry Gripp (born September 22, 1967) is a singer-songwriter as well as lead vocalist and guitarist for the pop punk band Nerf Herder.
As a songwriter, Gripp is best known for fake jingles, as in his 2005 solo album For Those About to Shop, We Salute You - a 51-track concept album mimicking various musical styles as product commercials. While it does not have one single concept, it goes through many various concept suites, such as trucks, beer, and insomnia. He also maintains a song-of-the-week website and a YouTube channel on which he creates soundtracks to internet memes as well as music videos for his own novelty songs, with titles including "Do You Like Waffles?", "Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom", "Last Train to Awesometown", "Spaghetti Cat (I weep for you)", "Hamster on a Piano (Eating Popcorn)", "I Am A Banana" and "Baby Monkey (Going Backwards On A Pig)". Gripp also performs the Super Hero Squad Show theme song.
Gripp also joined forces with MC Lars to perform some of the vocals, including the chorus, to 'Guitar Hero Hero (Beating Guitar Hero Doesn't Make You Slash)' a song commenting on the notion that video games like Guitar Hero take kids away from playing in bands and actually learning their instruments.
Dan "Danny" Trejo (Spanish pronunciation: [ˈtɾexo]; born May 16, 1944) is an American actor who has appeared in numerous Hollywood films, most notably in "tough guy" roles as a villain or an anti-hero.
Born Dan Trejo in the Echo Park neighborhood of Los Angeles, California, Trejo is the son of Alice Rivera and Dan Trejo, a construction worker. He is of Mexican descent. He is a second cousin of filmmaker Robert Rodriguez, though the two were unaware that they were related until the filming of Desperado. As a youth, he roamed the streets around his home area, committing various petty crimes with his uncle, and eventually became addicted to heroin. He was arrested numerous times as an adolescent.[citation needed]
While on the streets, Trejo developed talent as a boxer and considered taking it up as a profession. That ambition was dashed by a lengthy prison sentence. He served 11 years for drug and robbery charges in the Holmesburg Prison[citation needed]. While in Holmesburg, he became the Pennsylvania state prison champion in both the lightweight and welterweight divisions. During this time Trejo became a member of a twelve-step program which he credits with his success in overcoming drug addiction. He also served time in Folsom State Prison. Trejo was released in 1972.
Tyler Gregory Okonma (born March 6, 1991), better known by his stage name Tyler, The Creator, is an American rapper, record producer, actor and fashion designer from Los Angeles. He is best known as the leader and co-founder of the alternative hip hop collective Odd Future, and has rapped on and produced songs for nearly every Odd Future release. Okonma also creates all the artwork for the group's releases and said in an interview with DJ Semtex that he designs all the group's clothing and other merchandise as well. He is currently signed to English independent record label XL Recordings, and his own record label, Odd Future Records.
Tyler Okonma was born in Los Angeles, California to a Nigerian father and a mother of African-American and white Canadian descent. He claims that he had never met his father, and spent his early life living in the communities of Ladera Heights and Hawthorne in southwest Los Angeles County. At the age of seven, he would take the cover out of an album's case and create covers for his own imaginary albums including a tracklist with song times before he could even make music. At the age of 14, Okonma taught himself how to play piano. In his twelve years of schooling, he had attended twelve different schools, in Los Angeles and Sacramento areas.
Gabriel J. Iglecias (born July 15, 1976), known professionally as Gabriel Iglesias, is an American standup comedian and actor, known for his shows I'm Not Fat… I’m Fluffy and Hot & Fluffy. He employs storytelling, effected voices and sound effects in his act, whose other trademarks include references to his weight and his use of Hawaiian shirts. He has been called a "comedy genius" by Hector Saldaña of the San Antonio Express-News.
Gabriel Iglesias was born Gabriel J. Iglecias in San Diego, California. He is of Mexican-American heritage. His mother placed a letter "c" in his surname in retaliation for his father's absence during his birth, though he does not use this spelling in his every day life, preferring to use the one with the "s". He and his mother lived in Riverside, Corona, Santa Ana, Baldwin Park and Compton before settling in Long Beach, where Iglesias spent most of his life growing up.
Before going into comedy, Iglesias worked for a cell phone company in Los Angeles. Although his family urged him to remain in that job for its financial security, he insisted on trying his hand at comedy. When maintaining both occupations proved too difficult to handle, he decided to take the risk of doing comedy full time, against the advice of his mother, who cautioned him against such a move. Iglesias nonetheless left the phone company, which eventually resulted in his being evicted from his home and losing his car. Despite this, he persisted with comedy.