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A mother (or mum/mom) is a woman who has raised a child, given birth to a child, and/or supplied the ovum that united with a sperm which grew into a child. Because of the complexity and differences of a mother's social, cultural, and religious definitions and roles, it is challenging to specify a universally acceptable definition for the term. The male equivalent is a father.
From Middle English moder, From Latin māter (“mother”), partly via late-Middle English matere. from Old English mōdor, from Proto-Germanic *mōdēr (cf. East Frisian muur, Dutch moeder, German Mutter), from Proto-Indo-European *méh₂tēr (cf. Irish máthair, Tocharian A mācar, B mācer, Lithuanian mótė). Cognates include Common Slavic *mati (thence Russian мать (mat’)), Persian مادر (madar), Mycenaean Greek 𐀔𐀳𐀩 (ma-te-re), and Sanskrit मातृ (mātṛ).
In the case of a mammal such as a human, a pregnant woman gestates a fertilized ovum. A fetus develops from the viable fertilized ovum or "embryo." Gestation occurs in the woman's uterus from conception until the fetus (assuming it is carried to term) is sufficiently developed to be born. The woman experiences labor and gives birth. Usually, once the baby is born, the mother produces milk via the lactation process. The mother's breast milk is the source of anti-bodies for the infant's immune system and commonly the sole source of nutrition for the first year or more of the child's life.
Jason Jordan Segel (born January 18, 1980) is an American television and film actor, screenwriter, composer, puppeteer, musician, and singer, known for his work with producer Judd Apatow on the cult classic, short-lived television series Freaks and Geeks and Undeclared, the films Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Knocked Up, I Love You, Man, Gulliver's Travels, Bad Teacher, Despicable Me, and The Muppets, and also for his role as Marshall Eriksen in the CBS hit sitcom How I Met Your Mother.
Segel was born in Los Angeles, the son of Jillian (née Jordan), a homemaker, and Alvin G. Segel, a lawyer, and grew up in Pacific Palisades, California. His father is Jewish and his mother is Christian. He has stated that he was raised Jewish, as well as "a little bit of everything": he went to Hebrew school and had a Bar Mitzvah, and also attended St. Matthew's Parish School, a private Episcopal school. He has an older half-brother, Adam, and a younger sister, Alison. He has stated that he and Adam were not close while growing up.
It's really not the ... ...
Step on other people's feet
Now it must be ...ing
'Cos you were going out with him
'Cos you were going out with him
You were going out with him
It's not the same in this town
... ... ... his ...
Wasn't meant to drag him down
But that's exactly what it did
Part of him still wants you
Part of him is still with you
I'm not paralyzed by fear
... hoping makes me pretty ...
Now I sit and think and wait
For him to take it out on me
For him to take it out on me
'Cos you were going out with him
For him to take it out on me
Mothers, don't believe their lies
Don't let them get their hands inside your mind
Open your eyes see through their lies or
they'll take your children and waste their young lives
In a tailor made grave, lost and forgotten in a land far away
And you'll feel no remorse because there are letters in your drawer
Reminding you of what he was fighting for
What was it again? Oh, yes, of course!
For his country.For God. For Democracy.
For his country, for god, for Democracy and the economy
You're allowed to cry but don't ever ask why
just remember there's no better reason to die
So don't read the books, don't watch TV
The fairy tale has got a grim reality
It's a very sad story, all guts no glory
who takes pride in a wasted life [2X]