Plot
Two versions of the American dream now stand in sharp contrast. One views the money you earned as yours and best allocated by you; the other believes that an elite in Washington knows best how to allocate your wealth. One champions the traditional American dream, which has played out millions of times through generations of Americans, of improving one's lot in life and even daring to dream and build big. The other holds that there is no end to the "good" the government can do by taking and spending other peoples' money in an ever-burgeoning list of programs. The documentary film I Want Your Money exposes the high cost in lost freedom and in lost opportunity to support a Leviathan-like bureaucratic state.
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Primemates is a disturbing and honest conversation among four men in an exclusive cigar shop. They talk about love, relationships, and sex. While exploring men's fascination with younger women, Primemates delves into many political taboos usually associated with the intellectual.
The truth about a man's behaviors, needs, and evolution
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Saturday Night Live celebrates the 2008 Presidential Election with a best of clip show featuring some of the best sketches about the election. Sketches include Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton talking about the presidential nomination Katie Couric interviewing Sarah Palin, Hillary Clintong talking about the nomination process, Bill Clinton giving a non-endorsement of Obama on Weekend Update, George W. Bush giving an endorsement to McCain and Palin, the 2008 vice presidential debate between Biden and Palin, the CNN Univision Democratic Debate 2008, the town hall debate between Obama and McCain, and a montage of best moments. The special also features political comedy from SNL's history including Carter giving drug advise, Ronal Reagan mastermind, Perot and Stockdale in a car, a Michael Dukakis advertisement with puppets, a debate between Bush and Dukakis, and a debate with Gerald Ford. John McCain and Sarah Palin also appear.
Keywords: sketch-comedy, u.s.-president
The film they didn't want you to see!
Ronald Reagan: If you don't mind, this administration has to pee.
Plot
Topper Harley is found working as an odd-job-man in a monastery. The CIA wants him to lead a rescue mission into Iraq, to rescue the last rescue team, who went in to rescue the last rescue team who... who went in to rescue hostages left behind after Desert Storm. The President is Tug Benson, who also likes to be in on the action. Basically, it's a send-up of all the big shoot-em-up Rambo/Robocop/T2/Commando-type movies.
Keywords: accidental-death, ak-47, bare-chested-male, bow-and-arrow, character-shouts-"geronimo", clothes-ripping, comic-violence, coward, crushed-head, crushed-to-death
Just Deux it.
The mother of all sequels!
Grab your guns! It's Hot Shots Part Deux!
News Anchorman: In an emotional address at the state capitol Nebraska Governor, Paul Burmaster made a public apology for his state being so flat.
Topper Harley: Of all the missions in all the jungles you had to walk into this one.
Topper Harley: [after Ramada has been shot] For a moment there, I thought you were...::Ramada Rodham Hayman: Gabriella Sabatini? I get that all the time. It must be the nose.
Harbinger: Thank you, Topper. I can kill again! You've given me a reason to live.
Harbinger: War... it's fantastic!
Saddam Hussein: Now I will kill you until you die from it!
Ramada Rodham Hayman: I had to come. It was a sequel.
[Addressing a roomful of Japanese businessmen]::President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: It seems like only yesterday I was strafing so many of your homes. Here I am today, begging you not to make such good cars.
Topper Harley: These men have taken a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them...
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Cookie?::Col. Denton Walters: No, thank you, sir.::President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Young lady?::Michelle Rodham Huddleston: No, thank you, sir.::President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: No, I was just offering him a young lady.
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Crooner Jimmy Carter finds himself stalked by aviatrix-chanteuse Sylvia Markwell. Against their wishes, Carter's manager Sammy fabricates a romance between the singers for publicity. Sylvia flies back to America unaware that Jimmy has done the same thing.
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A Rin-Tin-Tin serial presented in 12 episodes. The mysterious Wolf Man is terrorizing settlers in a western town. With the help of Rinty, young Jimmy Carter unmasks the Wolf Man and foils his evil plot.
Keywords: 12-chapters, b-movie, b-western, california, canoe, cave, cliffhanger, damsel-in-distress, death-of-father, deputy
RIN-TIN-TIN in the greatest of all serials.
12 BLOOD TINGLING ADVENTURE EPISODES
DO YOU LIKE ACTION AND HAIR-RAISING THRILLS? A mighty episode of the hardships, struggles and romances of the settlers of the old west!
You will see Indians attacking the whites---Indian warfare in all its horrors - action - fights and romance and the most thrilling suspense you have ever witnessed!
HEAR RINTY TALK!
James Earl "Jimmy" Carter, Jr. (born October 1, 1924) is an American politician who served as the 39th President of the United States (1977–1981) and was the recipient of the 2002 Nobel Peace Prize, the only U.S. President to have received the Prize after leaving office. Before he became President, Carter served as a U.S. Naval officer, was a peanut farmer, served two terms as a Georgia State Senator and one as Governor of Georgia (1971–1975).
During Carter's term as President, two new cabinet-level departments were created: the Department of Energy and the Department of Education. He established a national energy policy that included conservation, price control, and new technology. In foreign affairs, Carter pursued the Camp David Accords, the Panama Canal Treaties, the second round of Strategic Arms Limitation Talks (SALT II), and returned the Panama Canal Zone to Panama. Throughout his career, Carter strongly emphasized human rights. He took office during a period of international stagflation, which persisted throughout his term. The end of his presidential tenure was marked by the 1979–1981 Iran hostage crisis, the 1979 energy crisis, the Three Mile Island nuclear accident, the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan (at the end of 1979), 1980 Summer Olympics boycott by the United States of the Moscow Olympics and the 1980 eruption of Mount St. Helens.
Like Jimmy Carter
Like electric underwear
Like any idea that
Never had a chance to go anywhere
This is who you are
Hey celebrity
Who drives off a bridge in a car
Your beautiful body
Filling up with water
Like Harry Truman
Dropping bombs out of the air
Like any self-respecting
Multi-billionaire
This is who you are
Five dancing teenage boys
Who sing their way into our hearts
Backstreet's back
Alright.
And there's a toxic cloud hanging over her
And there's white noise on the screen
And there's a man in a hotel room
Assaulting a maid who just came to clean
Up the mess.
Backstreet's back
Alright.
Like Ronald Reagan
Falling asleep for ever more
Dreaming of horses and
Dreaming of nuclear war
This is where we are tonight
Everybody under surveillance from a satellite
You can be the first one on your block to die.
And there's a plague of locusts upon us
And there's a nightmare in the swarm
And there's a lion out in the desert
Slouching t'wards Bethl'hem to be born
Again
Backstreet's back
Alright.