Garr, Teri Filmography

• AFI Life Achievement Award: A Tribute to Mel Brooks
  2013, role: actress , character name: Herself - In Attendance
• The UFO Experience
  2013, role: actress , character name: Herself - Panelist
• A Better Man: The Making of Tootsie
  2008, role: actress , character name: Herself
• A Better Man: The Making of Tootsie
  2008, role: actress , character name: Sandy Lester
• Role Model: Gene Wilder
  2008, role: actress , character name: Inga
• God Out the Window
  2007, role: actress , character name: Channing
• Expired
  2007, role: actress , character name: Mother Barney
• Kabluey
  2007, role: actress , character name: Suze
• Expired
  2007, role: actress , character name: Aunt Tilde
• Unaccompanied Minors
  2006, role: actress , character name: Valerie's Sister
• A Taste of Jupiter
  2005, role: actress , character name: Ginnie
• A Comic's Climb at the USCAF
  2005, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Aloha, Scooby-Doo!
  2005, role: actress , character name: Mayor Molly Quinn
• The Dream Studio
  2004, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Dream Studio
  2004, role: actress , character name: Narrator
• Searching for Debra Winger
  2002, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Life Without Dick
  2002, role: actress , character name: Madame Hugonaut
• The Definitive Elvis: The Hollywood Years - Part II: 1962-1969
  2002, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Elvis Forever
  2002, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Sky Is Falling
  2001, role: actress , character name: Mona Hall
• Ghost World
  2001, role: actress , character name: Maxine
• A Colder Kind of Death
  2001, role: actress , character name: Tess Malone
• The Making of 'Close Encounters of the Third Kind'
  2001, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Twentieth Century Fox: The Blockbuster Years
  2000, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Twentieth Century Fox: The Blockbuster Years
  2000, role: actress , character name: Inga
• I've Got a Secret
  2000, role: actress , character name: panelist
• AFI's 100 Years... 100 Laughs: America's Funniest Movies
  2000, role: actress , character name: Herself
• I've Got a Secret
  2000, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
  2000, role: actress , character name: Mary McGinnis
• The 2000 IFP/West Independent Spirit Awards
  2000, role: actress , character name: Herself - Presenter
• Dick
  1999, role: actress , character name: Helen Lorenzo
• Radio City Music Hall: The Story Behind the Showplace
  1999, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Ultimate Trek: Star Trek's Greatest Moments
  1999, role: actress , character name: Roberta Lincoln
• Half a Dozen Babies
  1999, role: actress , character name: Lee Dilley
• Kill the Man
  1999, role: actress , character name: Mrs. Livingston
• Steve Martin: A Comic Life
  1999, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Batman Beyond: The Movie
  1999, role: actress , character name: Mary McGinnis
• AFI's 100 Years... 100 Stars: America's Greatest Screen Legends
  1999, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Chicken Soup for the Soul
  1999, role: actress
• Casper Meets Wendy
  1998, role: actress , character name: Fanny
• NightScream
  1997, role: actress , character name: Julie Ordwell
• Changing Habits
  1997, role: actress , character name: Connie
• Hey, Hey We're the Monkees
  1997, role: actress , character name: Testy True
• Murder Live!
  1997, role: actress , character name: JoAnn McGrath
• Ronnie & Julie
  1997, role: actress , character name: Elizabeth Monroe
• The Definite Maybe
  1997, role: actress , character name: Dionne Waters
• A Simple Wish
  1997, role: actress , character name: Rena
• Double Jeopardy
  1996, role: actress , character name: Cindy Dubroski
• Great Drives
  1996, role: actress , character name: Host
• Michael
  1996, role: actress , character name: Judge Esther Newberg

Famous quotes by Teri Garr:

"Shoot for the moon, ... And you need to find a cure quickly for this scum-sucking pig of a disease because women rule the world."

"I've always had this American-pie face that would get work in commercials...I'd say things like 'Hi Marge, how's your laundry?' and 'Hi, I'm a real nice Georgia peach'. Sometimes this work is one step above being a cocktail waitress."

"Any movie I've ever made, the minute you walk on the set they tell you who's the person to buy it from."

"There are things that you can do today that, years ago, there was nothing. The community today needs to know that with MRI and the current medications the view is good."

"I take one of the interferon therapies, Rebif."

"You can be diagnosed and treated early. And there is hope for the future."

"In addition to having a good partnership with a good doctor, you have to do some of the work yourself. Go online, read about it, and find out what you can tolerate."

"Take a step back, evaluate what is important, and enjoy life."

"If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor."

"You have to lift your head up out of the mud and just do it."

"I go to my physical therapist to keep fighting it and one of them told me if you don't use it, you lose it, but I know we're on television so I won't say what I would often say."

"I refused David Letterman's proposal of marriage for obvious reasons, but thanks for asking."

"MS doesn't define who I am."

"I have worked enough and I am happy to be touring the country speaking about living with MS to give people inspiration and motivation to help themselves."

"I understand how hard it is to talk to people about MS. You don't want pity or random advice."

"You can keep it to yourself, but you could also call a support team like the team at MS LifeLines. They are there to support the MS community and give good advice."

"There were symptoms that I saw, and though I went to many doctors and had many tests, no one diagnosed MS."

"Seventy-five percent of MS sufferers are women."

"My doctor said, for want of a better word, now that we've got medicines out here that can help, let's put you on one of them and say we're treating MS."

"I think eventually they're going to find out that MS is like 10 different things. I have a neurological disease something like MS, and it's MS, so let's take medicine for it."

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Under The Armor - Drakkar
• The Climb - Drakkar
• The Voice of The Wind - Drakkar
• The Matrix - Drakkar
• Soldiers of Death - Drakkar
• Raising The Banners - Drakkar
• Inferno - Drakkar
• Razorblade God - Drakkar
• Man and Machine - Drakkar
• Dragonship - Drakkar
• Coming From The Past - Drakkar
• Morella - Drakkar
• The Walls Of Olathoe - Drakkar
• The Secret - Drakkar
• The Price of Victory - Drakkar
• Pure of Heart - Drakkar
• Follow The Prophet - Drakkar
• Wings Of Fire - Drakkar
• Welcome On Board - Drakkar
• Until The End - Drakkar
• Quest For Glory - Drakkar
• Eridan Falls - Drakkar
• Dragonheart - Drakkar
• NEW FRONTIER - Drakkar
• Galadriel' Song - Drakkar
• The Armageddon Machine - Drakkar
• Day Of The Gods - Drakkar
• The Scarlet Legacy Of Speed - Drakkar
• Winter Soldiers - Drakkar
• A Sacrifice Of Angels - Drakkar
• Beginning (Intro) - Drakkar
• The next generation - Drakkar
• Lo Shan Shen Long Pa - Drakkar
• Towards Home (Outro) - Drakkar
• Night In The City Of Vice - Drakkar
• Death Of Slayn - Drakkar
• To The Future - Drakkar
• The Prince Of Victory - Drakkar
• Aftermath - The Departure - Drakkar
• Kingdom Of Madness - Drakkar
• In The Belly Of The Beast - Drakkar
• At The Flaming Shores Of Heaven - Drakkar
• My Endless Flight - Drakkar
• We Ride - Drakkar
• The Awakening - Drakkar
• Revenge Is Done - Drakkar
• When Lightning Strikes - Drakkar
• Killer Elite - Drakkar
• Salvation - Drakkar
• Witchess' Dance - Drakkar

See him shining red and gold, rocket boots to make him fly
To defend the innocents dedicates his life
Evil ones all around, till he crush 'em to the ground
An avenger made of steel, he's the Iron Man
[bridge]
He's invincible
Man-machine for war
[chorus]
Under the armor you know there's a man
His greatest weapon his brain
Fightin' with weapons he did by himself
No one can stand in his way
He can be invisible, he has got repulsor rays
Honorable, strong and brave, technologic knight
Without fear he always fights for the justice and the peace
Armored and dangerous, he's the Iron Man
[bridge]
[chorus]
See him shining red and gold, once again he flies around
He's in search of criminals, nowhere they can hide
Hearing his metallic voice, they will sweat and tremble with fear
Knowing they cannot escape from the Iron Man
[bridge]

M&L;: Beretta, Ferraris
Fingers turning red, cold freezing my breath
Never looking down only straight ahead
Winds are blowing all around
Get a grip or you'll fall down
Holding tight to the rock
And you know you cannot stop
Ghosts are dancing now, right before my eyes
Howling in the wind, messing up my mind
I see I must close my eyes
Climbing as if I was blind
Holding tight to the rock
And I know I can't... stop
Winds are blowing even stronger than before
But I don't feel I'm endangered anymore
[Bridge:]
It is hard to climb but now I know
I can do it if I want
[Chorus:]
Will I ever see the top of the cliff ?
Now the strength is abandoning me I am alone
Cold is passing like a knife right through me
I will climb until I'm there, I will go to the peak
[Bridge]

M&L;: Beretta
[The wind:]
Tell me what do you feel?
[Artan:]
Wind takes my body embracing me
Receive me into his hands
My heart shall arise, my spirit flies into real life
I am taken by hand, my mind now understands
[The wind:]
I am the scream of freedom's dream
I'm in your fight for liberty
I'm in the battle for all that's right
Beyond the wall of human hate
Every brave heart I will move
Every true love I will know
I can be velvet, I can be steel
God of the air, (I) do what I will
[Bridge:]
I am the one you're searching
I am the Oracle-mine is the voice of the wind
I am the miracle of life-I'm everywhere I like
[Chorus:]
Listen to me, I'm the Voice of the Wind
Go now to the Crystal Sea
There you will find something that you will need
To break the mystical shield
Travel on to reach the Crystal Shore
Never rest, you know the time is short
Two days and one night you have to walk
Through the iced land of Aryon
If you want to end this bloody war
Beatin' Kamen is the only hope
But beware, 'cause even if you win
You will lose, this is my prophecy
[Bridge]

So many times in the past
I have been hearing
This word I don't understand:
What is The Matrix?
The quest is over today
Cause the answer
Came right to me in the shape
Of Morpheus
Bridge 1:
Tell me what should I do
To get freedom of mind
For it's better to die for the truth
Than to live in a lie
I can't believe what I see
Is this the real world?
Can I be their chosen one
To end this evil?
About the Matrix I had
This revelation:
The only limit is my
Imagination
Bridge 2:
Maybe I'm not the one
I don't think he is right
But I won't let my friend die for me
Not without any fight!
Chorus:
Matrix
Now I know and I'm not afraid
For a new world is starting today
Matrix
Now the secret has been unveiled
I'm the one who will ease all the pain
Bridge 1

M: Beretta/L: Beretta, Cappellari
Sparkling in the sun
Armed of steel and leather we are
Our red sign over the shield is symbol of death
Hate in the eyes, riding black horses... ready to strike!
Masters of war, showing no mercy, and no remorse
[Bridge:]
Wherever we go, death will follow on
[Chorus:]
Marching soldiers of death, so proud to fight and to die
We will win in the end, and we will conquer this land
Marching soldiers of death, ready to fight and to die
Our glory will shine will light an eternal fire
Drinking the blood of our foes we crucify
An open skull over the banner it's our flag
[Bridge]
[Chorus]
Fires-burning the fires-we'll never die
Marth-the evil god-guarding us all
Blood-running the blood-won't let you goÿ
Die-bow down or die-this is the time
With long black hair covered by a helmet made of bone
Ice in the eyes, fast as a lightning, grey as the sky
Big sword in hand guiding our troops, Slayn is the name
The only one, who never needs the power of Marth
[Bridge]

Every day we gotta play in the game of life
Liars try to put us down, we won't run and hide
[bridge]
Stronger we are, than all the bastards and fools
'Cause we believe in everything that we do
[chorus]
Standing together, we know our time has come
Fighting forever, we never will be gone
Raising the banners, proud to be here tonight
Dressin' in leather, will you be on our side?
What will be the next big thing? We don't give a fuck!
Metal's not a fashion, metal's not a joke
[bridge]

I have lost my way into the wood
Where am I tonight?
Fear inside, I'm lost and so alone
Where will I go?
I have reached a hill and tried to climb
Now the dawn has come
But a Wolf is standing in my way
Won't let me go
Are you real, or nothing but a ghost?
Save me from the Wolf!
|Follow me|, he says, |And you will see what's beyond
life|
On the Hill of Dawn I climb behind him
He's the guide and master
Now in front of us there is a door
Where will it lead?
[Spoken Bridge:]
Per me si va nella citta dolente,
Per me si va nell'etterno dolore,
Per me si va tra la perduta gente.
Dinanzi a me non fuor cose create
Se non etterne, e io etterna duro.
Lasciate ogni speranza, o voi ch'entrate.
[Chorus:]
Virgil
Guide me through this world
Where spirits cry
Keep me safe and tell me how
To live my life

On the mysterious planet
Called Hyperion
There is a strange divinity
It's made of steel and razors
And nobody knows
From where it came or what it is
Great is the power hidden
In the Tombs of Time
And it is under it's control
To one of seven pilgrims
It will grant a wish
But all the others it will kill
[Bridge:]
Salvation or damnation it gives
To those who dare
To stand before it
What will be?
[Chorus:]
Mighty Razorblade God
It's an invincible force
Time is right in it's hand
The waves of time
It commands
It is the mighty
It is the one
What is the secret
Lying behind it's mask
Eyes red and burning
Fire inside
The deadly beauty
Of the killing desire

I have come inside the Area
I will take my brother out with me
I will crush Machines' Empire
By my side I got the best B't
(Bridge:)
'Cause we're brothers for all life
You and I
And for you I will
(Chorus:)
Ride the mechanical Kirin
United man and machine
Only together we're strong
Enough to save the world
I was born to be a warrior
But I wasn't ready for all this
Now I'm learning that our only hope
Is to trust each other, X and me
(Bridge)
(Chorus)
From a drip of my blood X was reborn
Now we're linked forevermore

M: Beretta/L: Beretta, Cappellari
All around I hear the crackling of broken ice
Vision is not clear because of fading light
Frost in the air, but my heart is warm
Something burning levitates, rising from the lake
By two great wings it will fly in the skies
Dragonhead on the bow, with two shinin' eyes
"Welcome on board", I hear in my head
Tho' nobody' speaking now, I can hear it loud
[Bridge:]
I feel the power growing inside of me
Everywhere I want to go
Drakkar does, Drakkar knows
[Chorus:]
Dragonship spreading the wings
Bring me tonight, into the fight
Dragonship riding the windÿ
The reign of death, we'll make it end
Dragonship
[The Dragon's Spirit:]
I am the Spirit of the Last Dragon
I live inside this ship
I've been waiting for centuries
For a pure of heart
My honour's to serve you
To do as you command
My fate is to help you
In a mission so hard
We've finally reached the castle now
Dispel the magic, it won't keep me out
Cold flames erupt, from the Drakkar's jaws
And the shield is melted down, blue flames all around
[Bridge]

In the year of 33, dead man walking on a hill
Carrying a cross on his shoulders
Aasvero was watching him, with his heart so filled by hate
For this man saying he's good
Jesus Christ sweating cold, he was tired, so tired to walk
And he fell down on his knees
Aasvero went near to him, just to say: "Get up and walk!"
this was the answer of Jesus:
[bridge]
"I keep on walking and so you will do, forever until I am back"
[chorus]
Coming from the past, I'm a traveler in time
I have seen a million places, I have lived a million lives
Coming from the past, I will never ever die
I was born to be immortal and I wait for judgement day
For many years I've been walking all alone
Nothing that I can do will change my destiny
Now I am tired to roam because I saw it all
All I can do is wait the ending of the world
Still I roam around the world, I can't stop I have to walk
This is the price for my sins
Even if two thousand years now are gone I can't forget
I'll never forget the words
[bridge]

Morella was a friend of mine
I never loved her, but we married
She made me happy in a way I can't explain
A kind of mystic happiness
Talking of philosophy we spent many hours
May awareness of yourself still survive to death?
I was very happy then, listenin' to her
Till a day, a fatal day, joy was turned to hate!
Hating my Morella I wished her to die
Illness fell upon her, she began to fade
She told me to listen, "I've something to tell:
Who you never loved in life, you will love in death"
[chorus]
"This is the day of days, the day to live and die, for all the daughters of death and sky
Tonight we're gonna die, but I will live again
The time of pain for you has began"
Growin' up day by day, pretty little girl
Our daughter I did love more than you can now
So resembling to her mother, too wise for a child
I never gave a name to her, until she was ten
I had to baptize her, we went to the church
And the priest he asked me the name of the girl
Still I don't know why "Morella" did I say
Screaming "Here I am!" my little daughter died
[chorus]
And when I went to our family's tomb to bury the second Morella, I didn't find any sign of the

[intro]
You'd never ever hear of Olathoe in the land of Lomar again, its story was buried 26000 years
ago where Polaris shines high in the sky. But if you find a silver key in a black wooden box,
you still may roam there in your dreams and hear what once was huge walls, laughing beneath the
ice and telling you the whole tale.
[part 1 - war]
Standing,
We wait with no fear, all is prepared
We shall defend this town, no one is...
Scared by the enemy even tho' we're few
You're drawing near and we have iron for you
Our mate on the look-out is scanning the field
Polaris' watching and we stand, ha ha!
Suddenly,
A cry breaks the night, some soldiers are hit
The Inuto are here, no time left
Watch out behind us we're caught by surprise
The look-out man fell under Polaris' light
By the time I see one, two of us has died
Their swords are more, but we still have our pride
Oh, Olathoe, oh...
Marble walls are painted red, oh don't give our home free
See our wives and children cry, don't dive into defeat
Conquered,
We'll die now in war, but we still ain't lost
I speak to you my walls, I pray you
We were the founders of this town I live
We built you and the marble palaces for peace
Defended you in war through aeons with pride
So punish the stranger, take vengeance while we die
Oh, Olathoe, oh...
Marble walls...
[part 2 - defeat]
No mercy was shown to them at all
You'd never hear mentioned Lomar again
Inuto were then mocking with pride
A wonderful land wich now belonged to them
Marble walls, you'd say they never fall
Palaces and streets, you'd say you were in heaven
Unable just to see their luck
Ignoring there was a spell on them
Laughing at all things they saw
They were observed by the high walls
Marble walls, you'd say they never fall
Temples and gardens, you'd say you were in heaven
[part 3 - vengeance]
The armies of the Inuto stood to celebrate all night long
A war was won, an easy bit, they found they were really strong
Under the walls, they drank and ate, and laughed and laughed
The enemies killed still lay on the field, they danced on their bodies
None will hear through history of the vengeance of the high walls
Glory and gratitude are kept under ice and this tomb will never fall
None will hear through history of the strenght of the marble walls
Their sacrifice is kept under ice and this tomb will never fall
The walls did observe, the walls did see, the walls did hate the enemy
A curse was cast, there was one thing to do, so the walls did mock the strangers
Loudly bursting, they fell on the Inuto, they crushed 'em with debris
Covering with pity this painful sight, vengeance was finally done.
None will hear...

M: Beretta/L: Beretta, Cappellari
Blade on blade, they are crossing the swords
Sparkles fly and the duel begins
Artan knows that he has to prevail
Leaving fear in the back of the heart
[Bridge 1:]
Slayn is decided not to let him pass
He has a dark smile on his lips
[Chorus:]
On through the path of glory they are marching on
There is a secret and tonight it will be knownÿ
Call of the destiny will bind them like a chain
Nothing will ever be the same
Not again
By his sword Slayn is stronger than all
Artan is falling to the ground
Helmet breaks, and reveals his face
Battle ends, by the hand of fate
[Bridge 2:]
Looking at Artan Slayn is turning pale
Standing in silence he awaits
[Chorus]
[Bridge 3:]
Slayn has decided now to let him pass
Nobody's winning in the end

M: Beretta, Ceretti/L: Beretta
[Artan:]
Take a look in my soul tonight: it's an empty space you'll find
Finally now I understand the last words Oracle said
[Bridge:]
What's the meaning of it all?ÿ
Why to find a brother lost
Just to lose him once again?
[Chorus:]
Tell me why I have to pay such a price for victory?
In the night along with Slayn, it has died a part of me
In the end he sacrificed everything to be redeemed
And I'm standing here alone, lonely, as I've never been
Is it all just a cruel joke? Are we all destiny's pawns?
Victory has a bitter taste... losing more than you have gained
[Bridge:]
Many questions in my mind,ÿ
But I just can't see the light
Maybe I will never do...ÿ
[Chorus]
[King Randall:]
Now it's time to stop the pain
For his death was not in vain
Even for a time so short
You've been with him after all
And to save us it was

M&L;: Beretta
The oath between the kings is doneÿ
They know what is to do
The quest begins to find a manÿ
A man whose heart is pure
[Bridge 1:]
Though many warriors are able with the sword
Only the purest soul can reach the Oracle
[Chorus 1:]
Who is the one?ÿ
Trial of water will show to usÿ
Fulfill the oath
Pure of heart our only hope
The youngest of the warriors
Was brought up by the monks
His name is Artan and he comes
From Varnia he comes
[Bridge 1]
[Chorus 1]
In the Holy Water
He will put the hand
Shall he pass the trial
All the others failed?
[Bridge 2:]ÿ
Though many warriors are better with the sword
He is the chosen one to reach the Oracle
[Chorus 2:]
He is the one
Trial of water told it to us
Fulfill the oath