Plot
On New Year's Eve, Wilson, a twenty-nine-year old guy has just had the worst year of his life. He emigrated to Los Angeles, has no date, no concrete plans and every intention of locking the doors and forgetting the last year ever happened. That is until his best friend, Jacob, browbeats him into posting a personal ad on Craig's List. When Vivian, a strong-willed woman hell bent on being with the right guy at the stroke of midnight responds, a chaotic, sometimes hilarious, sometimes touching journey through the black and white streets of L.A. begins. In the waning hours of the year, emotional vulnerability and bitterly honest humor seem to be waiting around every corner.
Keywords: abuse, aspiring-actress, aspiring-writer, automated-teller-machine, bare-breasts, bare-chested-male, bathtub, beach, bed, beer
It's not just another kiss
14 hours until the new year. 12 million people in Los Angeles. 1 connection shouldn't be this hard.
Wilson: Misanthrope seeks misanthrope. Honestly, if you respond to this ad then you are probably not the kind of woman I'd go out with. I guess I'm lonely and it's new years and I'm willing to embarrass the hell out of myself with this ad. About me: My girlfriends over the years have been intelligent and beautiful, in the end they have all broken my heart, whatever that means. My friend says I have to have a foto, so here it is. Talk to you soon. Wilson.
Plot
Ricardo Tubbs is urbane and dead smart. He lives with Bronx-born Intel analyst Trudy, as they work undercover transporting drug loads into South Florida to identify a group responsible for three murders. Sonny Crockett [to the untrained eye, his presentation may seem unorthodox, but procedurally, he is sound] is charismatic and flirtatious until - while undercover working with the supplier of the South Florida group - he gets romantically entangled with Isabella, the Chinese-Cuban wife of an arms and drugs trafficker. The best undercover identity is oneself with the volume turned up and restraint unplugged. The intensity of the case pushes Crockett and Tubbs out onto the edge where identity and fabrication become blurred, where cop and player become one - especially for Crockett in his romance with Isabella and for Tubbs in the provocation of an assault on those he loves.
Keywords: airplane, ambulance, armed-guard, based-on-tv-series, blood, blood-on-camera-lens, blood-splatter, bomb, breasts, buttocks
No Rules
No Law
No Order
Det. Ricardo Tubbs: [Crockett is holding a live hand grenade] I'm gonna tell you what's gonna happen. People are gonna come in here, and you know what they gonna say? They gonna look around and go 'Ola Hijo. That's some crazy motherfucking wallpaper, what is that? Jackson Pollock?'::Det. James 'Sonny' Crockett: No, viero. That was José Yero. Got splattered all over his own wall.
Isabella: Time is luck.
Isabella: Once I had a fortune, it said: "Leave now. Life is short. Time is luck".::Det. James 'Sonny' Crockett: You got assets somewhere? Insurance?::Isabella: Why?::Det. James 'Sonny' Crockett: Things go wrong. The odds catch up. Probability is like gravity: you cannot negotiate with gravity. One day... one day you should just cash out, you know? Just cash out and get out.::Isabella: Yeah?::Det. James 'Sonny' Crockett: Yeah. As far and as fast as you can.::Isabella: Would you find me?::Det. James 'Sonny' Crockett: Yes, I would.
Det. James 'Sonny' Crockett: Where do you like to go?::Isabella: What do you like to drink?::Det. James 'Sonny' Crockett: I'm a fiend for mojitos.::Isabella: I know a place.::Isabella: [they leave on a power off-shore] I'll take you to the best place for mojitos.::Det. James 'Sonny' Crockett: Where is that?::Isabella: Bodeguita del Medio.::Det. James 'Sonny' Crockett: In the Keys?::Isabella: Havana.::Det. James 'Sonny' Crockett: Havana? Cubans don't like my business... and they don't like my passport.::Isabella: It's ok, the harbor maitre is my cousin.
Isabella: [showing a picture of her mother to Sonny] See? Lucinda Somebody's wedding. Everybody's with couples, husbands and wives. They all pose. But she is more special.
Det. James 'Sonny' Crockett: [on a shore with Isabella] This was too good to last.
Deep-Chested Aryan Brother: [Holding detonator] Shoot me, she dies. Shoot me, go ahead. Fuck it, we can all go. That's cool.::Det. Gina Calabrese: That's not what happens. What will happen is... what will happen is I will put a round at twenty-seven hundred feet per second into the medulla at the base of your brain. And you will be dead from the neck down before your body knows it. Your finger won't even twitch. Only you get dead. So tell me, sport, do you believe that?::Deep-Chested Aryan Brother: Hey, fu...::[Calabrese shoots him through the head]
Det. James 'Sonny' Crockett: Hola, chica.::Isabella: Hola, chico.
Det. James 'Sonny' Crockett: My guy, show him the money.::[Sonny sends Switek over; Yero sends Coleman]::Det. James 'Sonny' Crockett: I don't want him!::José Yero: Why? What difference does it make, Sonny?::Det. James 'Sonny' Crockett: Listen to me, asshole! I do not want that motherfucker near me! You wanna see your dope? You send Isabella. Or it travels.
José Yero: Who you run loads for? Cause other than Nicholas, who the fuck knows you?::Det. James 'Sonny' Crockett: My mommy and daddy know me...
Plot
Milk Machine Motion Pictures is pleased to bring you "Neptune", the groundbreaking feature by award-winning independent filmmaker Anthony Marchitiello. This post-apocalyptic nature film, set in a nightmarish future not too far off, is chilling look at a species on the verge of extinction...man. After the failure of civilization, the scattered remnants of humanity eke out a meager existence far from the cities, while the natural world thrives around them. A crate of souring milk sets in motion a cycle of treachery and violence, culminating in a vicious showdown. Filmed on location on the Northern Californian coast, Neptune is a work of meditative brutality, and mutant genius.
Who writes the history when there are no victors?
Plot
Jurgen Noetafreud is a professor of the psyche of human sexuality, who introduces 10 short segments from his case studies of the most common female sexual fantasies. In "Beauty Parlour", Abby finds the experience of a salon haircut and manicure a very sensual experience. In "Card Game", Barbara's husband uses her as bargaining chips to his friends during a evening round of poker. In "Wearing the Pants", Gabrielle is a lonely housewife who dreams up having her way with a neighbor who steals her underwear. In "Nightmare Alley", Felicity has an encounter with a boxer/rapist who turns on her desires she never knew existed in her. In "The Girls", Francine develops an attraction to a large-breasted woman during a daily stay in a steam room. In "Fruit Salad", Imogene has fantasies involving a 'well-endowed' man in the form of the sea god Neptune during a fruit basket binge. In "Mother's Darling" Belle is a middled-aged woman who welcomes home her son from war in her own way. In "Black Velvet", call-girl Celeste imagines herself as a stripper in order to tease her clients. In "After School", Harriet dreams of getting back at her repressed high school reading teacher. In "Blood Orgy", Zelda fantasies about getting it on with a Satanic priest at her local church.
Keywords: adult-humor, bare-breasts, black-panties, bondage, breasts, camp, cleavage, coitus, copulation, cunnilingus
Plot
An oddly Russian Sinbad seeks to bring happiness to his people - first by trying to give money and goods to the poor, then by seeking out the Blue Bird of Happiness.
Keywords: blue-bird-of-happiness, character-name-in-title, mythological, sea
All the Magic of "Stone Flower". All the Power of "Alexander Nevsky". All the Artistry of "Grand Concert"
Spectacular Scenes From The Greatest Adventure Story Ever Produced!
Plot
Anna Zador is a secretary who's been working for 6 years at Count Willie Palaffi's bank. Every day, she rides to work on her bike and places flowers on Willie's desk, but Willie (the Budapest playboy) doesn't know that she exists. "Whiskers", noticing Anna to be a sweet and beautiful woman, believes she would be the perfect wife for Willie. He insists that Marika (Willie's personal secretary) invite Anna to Willie's costume birthday party - she does so reluctantly for she wants to marry Willie. Marika, knowing Anna is low on cash, offers to help her get a costume. At the party, everyone is dressed elegantly, while Anna is in a simple Angel's outfit. Willie, feeling sorry for her, asks her to dance, but when he sees the guests laughing at them, he makes an excuse and goes upstairs. Upstairs, Willie falls asleep and dreams that an Angel named Brigitta comes to earth to marry him. On their wedding night, Brigitta loses her wings to Willie's delight. He is less delighted when her truthfulness gets him into trouble with the socialites. Willie leaves Brigitta in a rage. Brigitta decides to change, even if it means losing her soul. Willie realizes his mistakes, but it is too late.
Keywords: angel, animal-rights, banker, banquet, based-on-stage-musical, birthday, budapest, champagne, clerk, concert
America's Favorite Sweethearts in their final pairing!
Plot
Miss Bayles (May Robson) has been trying to close down a business operated by Clarence (Alan Hale). Clarence runs a crooked gambling operation in the back room. Miss Bayles uses Clarence's crooked dice to beat him and uses her winnings to open a respectable business for her students to use. Her business gets closed down after a fight in her establishment and the school board replaces her as principal of the town's school. Clarence is feeling pretty good about his victory over Miss Bayles until she tells him she also lost her pension. Clarence sends a fellow classmate and former student of Miss Bayles a telegram. The former student happens to be the President of the United States and he comes to town to honor Miss Bayles.
Keywords: adolescence, african-american, alcohol, automobile-accident, band, business-competition, cafe, cat, corruption, dancing
Neptune is the eighth and farthest planet from the Sun in the Solar System. It is the fourth-largest planet by diameter and the third largest by mass. Neptune is 17 times the mass of Earth and is slightly more massive than its near-twin Uranus, which is 15 times the mass of Earth but not as dense. On average, Neptune orbits the Sun at a distance of 30.1 AU, approximately 30 times the Earth–Sun distance. Named for the Roman god of the sea, its astronomical symbol is ♆, a stylized version of the god Neptune's trident.
Neptune was the first planet found by mathematical prediction rather than by empirical observation. Unexpected changes in the orbit of Uranus led Alexis Bouvard to deduce that its orbit was subject to gravitational perturbation by an unknown planet. Neptune was subsequently observed on September 23, 1846 by Johann Galle within a degree of the position predicted by Urbain Le Verrier, and its largest moon, Triton, was discovered shortly thereafter, though none of the planet's remaining 12 moons were located telescopically until the 20th century. Neptune has been visited by only one spacecraft, Voyager 2, which flew by the planet on August 25, 1989.
Ladies and gentlemen
On our left is Neptune
Wake up, you're going places
Without ever leavin' a trace
This grace can help you wander
Wake up, you're going places
Without ever leavin' a trace
Smile on a little child's face
Ladies and gentlemen
On our right we have Mars
Wake up, you're going places
Without ever leavin' a trace
This grace can help you wander
Wake up, you're going places
Without ever leavin' a trace
Smile on a little child's face
Wake up, you're going places
Without ever leavin' a trace
Wake up, we're going places
Ladies and gentlemen
If Neptune owns your desire then I will
bring it all "side ways"
I'll ride a seahorse through your water
and we'll braken in wildly
Because there's you in everything known
If only I could see you this dream wouldn't
be so hard
If only I could see you this dream wouldn't
be so hard
Because there's you in everything known
There's you in everything known
If falling stars make you wonder then
I will paint the sky all day
So we can get high and fly together so our
love will be falling all "heavenly"
Because there's you in everything known
If only I could see you this dream wouldn't
be so hard
If only I could see you this dream wouldn't
be so hard
I wish I had a different star,
I wish I had a different silhouette,
You decrease me, you seclude me, aggravate me and you made me,
What I am today,
This is the way forward,
You are the way backward,
And left you all behind,
I wish we could communicate,
Despite the fact you'd hate me anyway,
You seduce me, you abuse me, you frustate me and amaze me,
What is wrong with me?
It's bad enough that you could say that, It's bad enough,
I wish that I could trade these eyes,
Because now I only despise my own lies,
You sedate me, elevate me, incarcerate me, you hate me,
(Intro)
I-I-I-I'm alri-i-i-ight
Tonight I-I-I'm alri-i-i-ight babe
(Verse)
More breeze in your hair hun
It's the one that your blick took her chance on
Damn should've have shacked breeze with the champion
Looking for my nigger my feast is the phantom
Phantom this is that young bitch Lil Keke
I needed a plumb with the cheeky
Chill with some fillers from end the shikies
I'mma get 'em get 'em so come hit the repeat
(Chorus x2)
Baby about it
Baby you know
Can I turn you out here
Can I turn you on
Tell me now what is your fantasy
Can I hear about it
Tell me what you love
(Verse)
Hey yo mister come whisper
Hey what's your sign, tell me brother she into
We can make your ex girl ruin her lil pants
Taken off your wish here can you feel-feel this
I'm the type of girl yo mama won't job out
Stop fucking with your head, blow your brains all out
Tell me you like, yeah I'm right back here
Even when you go, make your head turn back now
Not vanilla we're cinnamon sticks they'll be killing bitches
I'm on my liquorish shit 'til the niggers diggie it stiff
Like Agamartis, riga-rigamortis tipi tipi on his neck
You can take faster no waste in these
Check her dipping out the sea with a mermaid please
Stiff a lip I bit harder I'm right under this tree
So let's all yell now what's your fantasies
(Verse)
Everybody got though
I've been bad you know
I-I I'm trying to give back that toy
I can't have you know
Al-Alright
(Chorus)
Baby about it
Baby you know
Can I turn you out here
Can I turn you on
Tell me now what is your fantasy
Can I hear about it
Tell me what you love
(Bridge)
I'mma search you I'm going out of mind
I'm a lady that's even my pride
But do you know mine all the night
I ain't even gon' be the light
Boy atleast stay on my mind
Can I wet you up
Baby you know
Am I sexual enough
Can I wet you up
I ain't even gon' even lie
I don't wanna play with your time-time
Tonight
Alright Alright
Alright, tonight, ahaaa
(Chorus x2)
Baby about it
Baby you know
Can I turn you out here
Can I turn you on
Tell me now what is your fantasy
Can I hear about it
Years ago I came to you down beneath your ripples submitting to the mystery of life beneath the waves. Years I floated near you swimming in your subterrain rocking in the opium embrace of Triton's tomb.
Time I lost just fussing over every little thing you asked for let myself keep fading silver fishes through my skin. Somewhere I stopped breathing but I missed the kiss of air cut the waves and left you there and ne'er returned again.
Someday in my castle keep where rumors fly and questions creep they'll say to me, what of the lord of the deep? I'll say I knew him once but he was asleep.
There's no light where you are, my Neptune To the mountains I will fly, away from you Free from the waves into new love's arms back to the realm of the sky.
Years ago I came to you in love and doomed to drowning beholden to the mystery of life beneath the waves Years I floated near you I will never see again how I could tarry in the opium embrace of Triton's tomb
Time I lost, just fussing over every little thing you asked for let myself keep fading, silver fishes through my skin. Somewhere I stopped breathing but I missed the kiss of air I cut the waves and left you there and ne'er returned again.
Someday in my castle keep where rumors fly and questions creep, They'll say to me, what of the lord of the deep? I'll say I knew him once, but he was asleep.
There's no light where you are, my Neptune. To the mountains I will fly, out of this gloom, free from the waves into new love's arms, back to the realm of the sky.
Years ago I came to you in love and doomed by what I knew and though I miss the mystery now of life beneath the waves Thin air's as sweet as water when your body begs to breathe and so I leave when I must leave don't weep for love I couldn't save
All of us who dare to love are brave!
There's no light where you are, my Neptune To the mountains I will fly, away from you! Free from the waves into new love's arms back where I belong! There's no light where you are, my Neptune! To the mountains I will fly, out of this gloom, free from the waves into new love's arms, back where I belong!
I wanted to tell you, it's not by virtue of some obligation
I'm trying to see you, I think that I hurt you
I kissed her, you kissed him too
Let me speak to you
So I can show you
All I want is to sort this out
And this really won't do, no, no...
I'm gauging this feeling
Always misleading
It's hard to know what's true
You pocket call me, from some party
There were so many voices in that room
Let me speak to you
So I can show you
All I want is to sort this out
And this really won't do, no, no...
It's you I see in everything
It's you I see in everything
Let me speak to you
So I can show you
All I want is to sort this out
And this really won't do, no, no...
Still thinking of you
And let me speak to you
So I can show you
All I want is to sort this out
With several years worth of air to clear
You tried it alone now the big idea
Is to see if we're in a similar dimension
You always talked a terrific game
But the results turned out just the same
So what's different now to get my attention?
Oh, here you come here you come now
Oh, where are you coming from now?
Uranus and I'm here in Neptune
Uranus and I'm here in Neptune
Your folksy noodling has petered out
It didn't raise pulses or your bank account
An insomniac's dream it's best not to mention
You thanked me for turning out the light
Well thanks to you maybe you were right
So what's turned you around for this resurrection?
Oh, here you come here you come now
Oh, where are you coming from now?
Uranus and I'm here in Neptune
Uranus and I'm here in Neptune
I got so tired of wondering
I couldn't distinguish the truth
And then I'd find myself wondering about you
Oh, here you come here you come now
Oh, where are you coming from now?
Uranus and I'm here in Neptune
Uranus and I'm here in Neptune
Uranus and I'm here