A post town is a required part of all postal addresses in the United Kingdom, and a basic unit of the postal delivery system. Including the correct post town in the address increases the chances of a letter or parcel being delivered on time. Post towns are usually based upon the location of delivery offices. Currently their main function is to distinguish between locality or street names in addresses not including a postcode.
There are approximately 1,500 post towns which are organised at the convenience of the Royal Mail. Each post town usually corresponds to one or more postal districts and each post town can cover an area including many individual towns and villages. Post towns rarely correspond to political boundaries and often group places that for all other purposes are quite separate.
In some places several post towns correspond to a single postal district with each post town covering one or more postcode sectors. There are anomalous examples where post towns and post codes do not coincide. For example, the post code sector EH14 5 is within three post towns: Juniper Green, Currie and Balerno, while Balerno is also within other sectors, such as EH14 7.
Post or POST may refer to:
A town is a human settlement larger than a village but smaller than a city. The size definition for what constitutes a "town" varies considerably in different parts of the world, so that, for example, many "small towns" in the United States would be regarded as villages in the United Kingdom, while many British "small towns" would qualify as cities in the United States.
The word town shares an origin with the German word Zaun, the Dutch word tuin, and the Old Norse tun. The German word Zaun comes closest to the original meaning of the word: a fence of any material.
In English and Dutch, the meaning of the word took on the sense of the space which these fences enclosed. In English, it was a small city that could not afford or was not allowed to build walls or other larger fortifications, and built a palisade or stockade instead (many early English settlements in North America used stockades.) In the Netherlands, this space was a garden, more specifically those of the wealthy, which had a high fence or a wall around them (like the garden of palace 't Loo in Apeldoorn, which was the example for the privy garden of William and Mary at Hampton Court). In Old Norse tun means a (grassy) place between farmhouses, and is still used in a similar meaning in modern Norwegian.
(Bust Down)
Yo whats up ice mike
(mike)
What's up? I'm chillin recording, watching these bitches
(bust down)
What's up cody
(cody)
What's Up ho?
(bust down)
A brother I'm chillin' like, A you heard bout ya boy last week?
I seen him at that mall kissin' his bitch in the mouth
she be suckin' this nigga dick
(mike)
That nigga be trickin'
(bust down)
Every brother thang, baby you can't be mad ain't him
(cody)
What you got in that?
(bust down)
A buddy, I ain't got nothin' to tell her braw
because that ain't nothin' fo me and nothin' to be gettin' into braw
But the other night she called me on the phone
(mike)
What it dat?
(bust down)
I'm tellin ya
but I had nuttin' to tell her
you know what I called her braw?
(cody)
what you call her?
(bust down)
Straight up
she might of got offended
but straight up
I did everything and called dat hoe a
[Chorus x1]
Nasty Bitch [echo]
(awww awww)
Don't come at me talking that shit
Nasty Bitch
(awww awww)
Get on ya knees and do lick bitch
Nasty Bitch
(awww awww)
You want money no I'm not a trick
Nasty Bitch
(awww awww)
(You know you can't take this dick)
A yo' ice mike
bust dis
Well let me tell ya this story about this braud
A motherfuckin dyke, bull dank, a rock smokin' dog
Triple X rated, vulgar and explicit
I'm talkin' bout da bitch I call hot twat Bridget
Walkin round town, spread my legs
For any paid motherfucker that wanna get laid
She's a plocka, docka, plecka, recka made out of skin
She knocked at my door so I said come in
Her nipples was erected, her twat was hot
Just as I came back she was on my jock
Now this was suicide, I couldn't deny
But this hoe could give me one hell of a ride
She put on her night gown, got in the bed
Her throat was so deep she swallowed my head
She started to choke, when I unleased my load
Cum was drippin' out of her noise all ova her clothes
Cum was shootin all around the room
A drop hit her so hard it gave the bitch a bullet wound
She opened her legs, raised her gown
I was lucky I could swim cause I almost drained
I didn't have a rubber, so instead
I fuck the bitch with my naked head
But then she turned me ova, and started to ride me
She rode me like a horse I said who Kemosabe?
I started gettin' wild, her chain couldn't hold me
I fucked her from the back and she hollered like a coyote
The hour's gettin' wild, she started to push
But after this night she'd have to take a good dutch
I must admit, this was one hell of a women
Her pussy hole smelled like sour cream and onion
But once I got start, there was no stoppin
I hit rock bottom and the pussy started fartin'
Woke up the next morning with a cruk in my dick
walk in the bathroom and she was takin' a shit
I said hurry up when ya done whappin ya ass
I'ma fuck ya again so buy ya pussy a cast
She walked in the room with a frown on her face
She was limpin, her pussy was stretched out of shape
She asked me to take it easy, her pussy was numb
I said you act like a dog so I'm fuck ya like one
[Chorus x1]
A yo Cody
watch dis
Now here's another, example of a no good freak
To keep her name confidential lets call her Monique
Now she was the type, that was always shyk
Walkin round like she was too cute to get pipped
I said yeah, my name is Bust Down straight and direct
I'm already paid so keep ya welfare check
And if ya say ya gotta man, well that ain't shit
You can be his main thang and you can be my BITCH!
She came ova, before she could front
I said get ya hoe and don't you stunt
And if ya sittin there thinkin that you can hit me with ya whip appeal
I ain't baby face bitch I got dick appeal
She laid down, grabbed me by my waste
Got freaky and asked me to piss in head face
She asked one time, I took a leak
Cause could give a motherfuck about a broke ass freak
She went to suckin' my asshole, it felt so great
I farted in her mouth and made her cheeks inflate
She asked me to eat the pussy, started to smile
I said you got all wrong hoe that ain't my style
I turned her ova, she couldn't take this dick
While I was fuckin her I said you gon' respect me bitch!
The next day I told the boys, I got in that ass
I kicked her out my fuckin house and made her felt like trash
The moral to the story, its simple and plain for
Every man there's a bitch is if you got game
If you ever meat a freak that you a play
Tell em bust down told ya to say
Nasty (Bitch!)
Nasty (Bitch!)
Nasty (Bitch!)
Nasty (Bitch!)
Nasty (Bitch!)
Nasty (Bitch!)
Nasty (Bitch!)
[Chorus x1]
A yo Braid
Bust dis
Now here's another story, of a girl I met last week
A nasty bitch and a stone cold freak
Now she was fine, shink, and good to go
Now sit back and let me tell you all about this hoe
Now when I first met the freak, she was actin' legit
My home boys told me she could suck a mean dick!
I walked up to her, I showed her a rock
I said you can have it if you lick my cock
So we went behind building, I gave her the dope
then I slammed this dick to the back of her throat
She was workin' it, she was jerkin' it
And when I shot my nut say what she went a slurpin it
Now this bitch, was smoother than soap
But her breath smelled just like spoiled milk
She went to choke, she couldn't take this dick
But I didn't give a fuck I tried to kill that bitch
When she was done, I had nothin' to say
I gave her the bubble and I was on my way
The next night at the club, I had to dis
Cause she walked up to me and asked fo a kiss
I said
Yoooooooouuuuuu
You wants to kiss meeeeeeee
But I'll knock you out the box
Cause I know you suck dicks fo rocks
SAY BABY YOOOOOUUUUU!
You wanna kiss meeee
But I'll knock you out the box
Cause I know you suck dick fo rocks