Dealership

"Yes we do have cars!"||"Home of the car!"

Cast

• Shawn Kohne
• Todd Spence
• Roger Johnson
• Paul Goetz
• Danny Barton
• Clint Bealman
• Dan Kohne
• Chris Gartner
• Luke Miller
• Brett Kleekamp
• D.J. Helm
• Brenda Sue Fowler
• Terrie Carolan
• Dustin Weiskopf
• Kyle Scarborough
• Kyle Bone
• Nathan Sutton
• J.T. Mosley
• Michael Askins
• Elisha Skorman
• Nicholas Gartner
• Zak White

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Powerblinds
  USA:17 May 2010...
• Episode 2: Cursed
  USA:24 May 2010...
• Episode 3: Drew Carey
  USA:31 May 2010...
• Episode 4: Sales Contest
  USA:7 June 2010...
• Episode 5: The Lemon
  USA:14 June 2010...
• Episode 6: Chapped
  USA:23 June 2010...
• Episode 7: The Election
  USA:5 July 2010...
• Episode 8: The Trip
  USA:19 July 2010...
• Episode 9: Chuck Barkley's Dealership
  USA:7 May 2011...

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• You're Dumb - Dealership
• Tv Heart - Dealership
• Then - Dealership
• Tetsuo - Dealership
• Nerdy Girl - Dealership
• My Box - Dealership
• Just So - Dealership
• Jungle Gym - Dealership
• Green - Dealership
• Forest - Dealership
• For sale - Dealership
• Database Corrupted - Dealership
• California - Dealership

Clipped and cute as hell; you've got to see them (yeah).
That was the time, us in our prime, that was the time.
If you believe in peace on earth then you're dumb
Life like a folksong that you can hum
If you believe in peace on earth then you're dumb
Pop all your dreams in your bubblegum
If you believe in peace on earth then you're dumb
I'd lend a hand but it's just too numb
If you believe in peace on earth then you're dumb
It's never that fun, it's never that easy
Sift through sandy shells our last vacation.
That was the time, us in our prime, that was the time.
If you listen well, you'll hear the ocean.
That was the time, us in our prime, that was the time.
I think how we used to joke about your sense of immortality.
I think how we used to make believe I couldn't swim;
I'd throw myself into the sea (the waves crash over me)
Then you'd come and rescue me.
Time betrays this tale as if I'm dreaming.

Foot off the brake, decided to take the TV highway to the stars
Flicker and fade to shiny cascade of pixel painting spark by spark
Rewind, replay all the scenes in proper time
A cryptic list of borrowed thoughts refined by bouncing them off a
satellite
Transmission signal fine
Tube to my face to quicken the pace of static charges to my heart
I try to get in, to fit all my skin beside the wires and plastic parts
Rewind, replay all the scenes in proper time
A cryptic list of borrowed thoughts refined by bouncing them off a
satellite
Transmission signal fine
Bouncing back and forth between an unrelenting pair of lines
Episodic feelings much too short to tell if they were mine
Agitated by the repetition - show me one more time
When what I want to see is kept from me by censoring the prime time waves
Cut it out! It won't hurt. I promise I know
All about your problems, and if you would just
Let it out like I did, then you would see we're
Happy now. The freedom - it comes from crossing the line.
That was the day, decided to pave a TV highway to the stars
A beautiful thing, but hurts all the same - TV highway to the stars
Rewind, replay all the scenes in proper time
A cryptic list of borrowed thoughts refined by bouncing them off a
satellite
Transmission signal fine
A television tube replaced my heart, my heart
A television tube replaced my heart with all its technicolor
Television imagery of you and me behind the scenes
Just cut it out! It won't hurt. I promise I know
All about your problems, and if you would just
Let it out like I did, then you would see we're
Happy now. The freedom will come if you'll just

Hello Kitty,
I've looked for you
for hours
in the city.
I thought the things
you said last night
were witty.
I mean -
I think you're
violently
pretty.
So if you
want
come
and...
You think I'm tough.
But you don't think I regret
I'm too much
not enough?
I have no choice.
I'm caught in the storm of your eyes
and the velvet in your voice.
I'm not the man
you're waiting for
I realize -
I know that
don't
fit into
your lifestyle
But if you want to
I could stay
a long while
If you'll just say
you'll
come
tonight.
Lifts like a veil.
Your skin shines like starlight.
So lovely and so pale.
I have no choice.
I'm caught in the storm of your eyes
and the velvet in your -
...voices lose their power to say.
There are letters -
I can't write -
but...
Can you let those lush
nights
fade?
Your skin remembers every
single
night.
Lifts like a veil.
Your skin shines like starlight.
So lovely and so pale.
I have no choice.
I'm caught in the storm of your eyes
and the velvet in your -
I have no choice.
I'm caught in the
storm
of your eyes
and the velvet
your

One more breath before the storm
First the rain then came the swarm
Dragonflies around my head
Dragonflies all orange and red
boku wa itsumo tatteru yo
kimi ga kuru made
boku wa itsumo matteru yo
kimi ga kuru made
boku wa itsumo naiteru yo
kimi ga kuru made
boku no kokoro ga aiteru yo
kimi ga kuru made...
soshite akatombo mo iru yo
furusato e kaettemo, ano, ne...
(I wait for you...
For you will come one day...)
boku wa kuroame furareru
kimi ga kuru made
boku wa namida nagareru
kimi ga kuru made
boku wa daremo inai yo
kimi ga kuru made
boku wa hitoribotchi da yo
kimi ga kuru made...
Won't you please, please take me home
I'm all alone tonight
Alone tonight so won't you take me home
Why did you leave me all alone?
Falling...
Whistle coming home now
Follow it toward home now
Bring Tetsuo...(boku wa tetsuo!)...home
---translation of the japanese lyrics:
I will stand here forever
until you come
i will wait here forever
until you come
i'm always crying
until you come
my heart is open
and you come...
and there's a red dragonfly
even if you go back home
black rain falls on me
until you come
my tears will flow
until you come
i have no one
until you come
i am all alone
until you come...

Nerdy girl, she thinks too much of self-inflicted places where
the flowers bloom all year - and he is there.
Sits just seats away with his back to her,
the fictive love of the class monitor,
the thrill is there and at night she conjures...
(itsuka kurun desho, matteru)
I can feel it, I can feel it
I know you want me, I see it
Can you feel it, can you feel it
You'll say you love me and mean it
I can see it, I can see it
I know you'll love me and mean it
Whispers softly in her ear, or takes her by the hand, or maybe
compliments her on her lovely hair.
(doshite konaino? doshite?)
One day he smiles and, oh, she blushes, runs away...
fruition's not the perfect way to end all adolescent crushes...

My box, I built it, it's warm and safe.
I can see you through a hole I made.
My box keeps me inside my self doubt.
My box is my house, but it keeps you out.
I wish that you could come inside this lovely box of mine.
(If there really is a you and if there is an I)
I have a jar with a butterfly inside
with holes in the lid to keep it alive.
My box is made of fear of what I see and hear.
If you don't have a box, you just disappear...
Butterfly box, my box, I hate it; it's just too late
Butterfly heart I won't let go
I can't start what I don't know

Don't you think it's time
you told me who you are?
No better place than now -
the back seat of your car.
You've got this thing, you know,
this thing that makes me want to eat you up.
Don't you think I know
what you want from me?
But you remember how
I like it on my knees
You've got this thing, you know,
this thing that makes me want to eat you up.
And aren't you just so -?
Don't you think I wish
that love could melt like snow?
Acid in your smile,
I think it suits you so
(guitar solo)
Don't you think that I
would regret all this?
Whenever you are wrong

you and i have to get out of stephan's way
you and i have to make it home every day
sneaker souls - they will remember stephan's name,
drawn in gold until the beating of the rain,
washed away - and then we used to call it fame
you and me, the things we climb
the acid test
is getting down...
you and i have to get out of stephan's way
is he louder each time he comes out to play?
(god you think you're fine...)
(god your looks are wasted...)
(god i think your mess is

Gettin' close and I'm feeling jittery.
I grabbed your hand, it was sweaty; asked you to dance.
I jump around as you hint of fun and romance
and feel the spin as I squint and try hard to see.
The way that you looked at me-
the knowledge and fear as we indulge our anxiety.
Push and twist and pry and pull and dance and spout
and fall and spoon, unzip and bounce and rip and move
and churn and dress and try to act cool.
All things we said we meant. Adolescent words well spent.
Into the unknown we careen.
We never were the best, all thumbs and no finesse,
our awkward love, so crude and green.
Second base and I know I'm getting there.
I touch your face 'cause i don't know where else to touch.
Yesterday on the bench we shared your hot lunch.
Didn't know that tonight I'd savor this much.
We had to read '84.
You said if I did your chores.
'could copy your book report...
All the lust that we packed into a day
And now we act like we don't know where we woke up.
Nervous laugh at my socks pulled all the way up.
Giggle on 'til you wave and slinker away.
But that was the pace back then:
Get busy in less than ten,

Let's go
And I'll play all my songs
Maybe one will make you strong
You never really know...
The other day I saved a king
Learned to use a sword and gave it a swing
In electronic forests
Of pixellated versions of what was once
A green and bold and happy paradise for us
But I can (oh I can, I can!) return it if you want me to
Just promise, though, you won't outgrow me
You know
To save your soul I'll die
You will be my princess
Even in disguise
And all the rocks will roll
In electronic forests
Of pixellated versions of what was once
A green and bold and happy paradise for us
But I can (oh I can, I can!) return it if you want me to

Just bite your lip and try to contain
the feel of nervous jitters
Out-of-focus cue cards offering a brighter day
Set your sights on fortune and fame
and anything that glitters
Lining up behind the others that will do the same
(I'm so dumb I...)
Thought that you were on my side
(but I'm so dumb...)
Believing that your hands were tied
I know.
You're joking.
And I know your words mean nothing.
And you know I'm cold.
And then you know just what to say to me...
I'll tailor-fit the form to your name
and water down your meaning
Silent words and thoughts and
Kitsch and clutter in the way
We're boosted up by hype and acclaim
Based in understatement
Poker-face is on, a new one wants to play the game
(I've said this before...)
"I'm so dumb I...
thought that you were on my side
but I'm so dumb...
believing that your hands were tied"
I KNOW.
YOU'RE JOKING.
AND I KNOW YOUR WORDS MEAN NOTHING.
AND YOU KNOW I'M COLD.
AND THEN YOU KNOW JUST WHAT TO SAY TO ME.
"So slowed down by sound, d'accord, and you were there..."
I let you read me all your lines
I learned to laugh and when to cry
And just when I was getting good
You told me I misunderstood
It hurts me when you say you like me
It hurts me more to love you back
That's when the paper turned us out
That's when the violence tinged our lyrics
That's when the figures called the shots
AND that's why the skin tone is olive and lighter in here...
That's all assuming these mics are on
How all of the money becomes the song...?
Why don't you call my attorney, she's a bitch
Discredits the yearning to...
...scratch the itch.
You think it seems so fun
to crawl on hands and knees
and sell your soul
to play the game
but when you make the cut
and have to cough it up
the reasons change
and you're alone.
I'm dumb.
A sign, that's all I want.
Confused and blind,
Just to tell me to

If you really wanted to go
There were other ways to say so
Write me notes of your intent
Tell me so and I relent
If you really wanted to go
There were other ways to say so
But none would quite compare
To the way you left me here
You want it
So take it
Don't break it
Regret it
Don't leave me
Forsaken
Forgotten
Neglected
If you really wanted to go
Why was I the last one to know?
Masked the faces of our friends
With fake concern exuding grins
If you really wanted to go
There were other ways to say so
But none would quite compare
To the way you left me here
You want it
So take it
Don't break it
Regret it
Don't leave me
Forsaken
Forgotten
Neglected
And I'm at a loss
So please explain
Why yesterday
You were laughing at me
We're holding hands
Out in the rain
Without an umbrella
Soaking and
And you kept saying
Baby, such a shame
If you really wanted to go
There were other ways to say so (say so)
But none would quite compare (say so)
To the way you left me here
And I'm at a loss
So please explain
Why yesterday
You were laughing at me
We're holding hands
Out in the rain
Without an umbrella
Soaking and
When I smiled at you
You looked away
Pretending to see somone you knew
And you pulled that trick again
And I became
Your personal laughing stock
And you said

you sang a song as you packed up your bags
a summer solstice lullaby
i succumb to cliche sentiments but forget the lines
i turn on the phonograph to drown you out with retrospective whines
all the leaves are brown
and the sky is grey
promise not to cry as you walk away
drinking tons of caffeine makes my heart beat fast
seeing you can do the same
i try in vain to sing your song
but my melody is wrong, it's sounds so...
all the leaves are brown
and the sky is grey
(give it up for california)
peel the stucco off
toss it in the bay
(dust...desert...Denny's...sand)
solve the puzzle just throw it all away
(sun...traffic...plastic...tan)