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Lee Evans: [about a man who speaks really loudly on a cillit bang advert] He must have really nervous kids at home, he'd be reading them a bedtime story at night: Once upon a time... there was a dirty toilet!
Lee Evans: I really admire the emergency services because they stay so calm, you'd run up to a call box and go: I need a fire engine now!::Lee Evans: And they'd say "Ok, where are you?::Lee Evans: I don't fucking know, do I?
Lee Evans: I was watching a Mcdonalds advert and Ronald Mcdonald, the clown fella you see on the adverts, does he own the company because his name's Ronald Mcdonald. I can't imagine what he's like at board meetings:::Lee Evans: So boss, what's the plan for next year?::Lee Evans: I dunno, fuck it. HONK HONK!::Lee Evans: He can't have a go at someone for not taking work seriously you know.::Lee Evans: Who put that bucket of water on top of my door?::Lee Evans: It was me.::Lee Evans: Do it again. HONK HONK!
Australian people, or simply Australians, are the citizens of Australia. Australia is a multi-ethnic nation, and therefore the term "Australian" is not a racial identifier. Aside from the Indigenous Australian population, nearly all Australians or their ancestors immigrated within the past 230 years. Colloquial names used to refer to Australians include Aussies, and Antipodeans.
The mainstream Australian culture (occasionally defined as the Anglo-Celtic culture), is a Western culture largely derived from the traditions of Western European migrants beginning with the early settlers from England, Scotland, and Ireland. The populations of Sydney, Melbourne and the other major cities are different from the demographics of rural Australia as a result of the differing migration patterns.
Australian people can refer to:
The earliest accepted timeline for the first arrivals of indigenous Australians to the continent of Australia places this human migration to at least 40,000 years ago most probably from the islands of Indonesia and Papua New Guinea.
Wang Shixian (Chinese: 王适娴; born February 13, 1990 in Suzhou, Jiangsu) is a female badminton player from China and former World No 1 women's singles player.
Wang Shixian was admitted into Chinese Junior National Team in 2005 and was soon promoted to the second-level adult team a year later. But she got the chance to compete in international stages only in 2009, after being promoted to the first-level adult team.
Wang Shixian competed in the World Junior Championship but lost to a Korean player in the final.
Early in this year, she won her first Super Series title in Malaysia open, beating her teammate, Wang Xin. In the China Masters, Wang Shixian beat a series of strong rivals, including her teammate Jiang Yanjiao and Malaysian single player Wong Mew Choo. She also helped to win the team gold for the Jiangsu Province in the 11th China National Games but was beaten in the final of the women's singles by Wang Lin.
Wang Shixian won gold at the 2010 Asian Games in Guangzhou beating Wang Xin.
Wang Shixian won the first two titles competed in the year which is the Super Series Final beating Bae Youn-joo and the Malaysia Open beating Wang Yihan. Wang Shixian also won the All England Open beating Eriko Hirose in the final.
Saina Nehwal (Hindi: साइना नेहवाल ; Telugu : సైనా నెహ్వాల్) (born March 17, 1990) is an Indian Khel Ratna badminton player currently ranked 5 in the world by Badminton World Federation. Saina is supported by the Olympic Gold Quest. Saina is the first Indian woman to reach the singles quarterfinals at the Olympics and the first Indian to win the World Junior Badminton Championships. Saina Nehwal made history on June 21, 2009, becoming the first Indian to win a Super Series tournament, by clinching the Indonesia Open with a victory over higher-ranked Chinese Wang Lin in Jakarta.
Saina won her second career Super Series title by winning the Singapore Open title on June 20, 2010. She completed a hat-trick in the same year by winning the Indonesian Open on June 27, 2010. This win resulted in her rise to 3rd ranking and subsequently to No. 2. Later in the same year she also won Hong Kong Super Series on December 12, 2010. After experiencing a poor 2011 season, Saina become the first Indian singles player to reach the summit stage of year-ending Super Series Finals defeating two-time All England champion and World No. 5 Tine Baun in the semi-finals.
Simon Santoso (born in Tegal, Central Java, July 29, 1985) is a male badminton player from Indonesia.
When he was young, he joined the Tangkas Jakarta badminton club before joining the Indonesian National team PBSI. In 2005 he won the Robot HCMC Vietnam Satellite and the silver medal at the 2005 Southeast Asian Games. His best results on the world circuit until recently were runner-up finishes at the Singapore (2008), Swiss (2007), and Indonesia Super Series (2008) events . He was also a semi-finalist at the Japan Open Super Series (2007) and the Chinese Taipei Open (2007). In September 2008, Santoso won the Chinese Taipei Open after defeating Roslin Hashim from Malaysia in the final round by scores of 21–18, 13–21, 21–10. In October 2009, he won his first Super Series ever in Denmark Open Super Series, after beating Marc Zwiebler of Germany in the final round, 21-14, 21-6. He won gold in the 2009 Southeast Asian Games by defeating Sony Dwi Kuncoro. In 2011, He retained his gold medal in 2011 Southeast Asian Games by beating Tanongsak Saensomboonsuk in 3 sets. In 2012, He helped Indonesia Garuda to win the inaugural Axiata cup 2012.
Novak Djokovic (Serbian: Новак Ђоковић or Novak Đoković; pronounced [nɔ̂ʋaːk dʑɔ̂ːkɔʋitɕ] ( listen); born 22 May 1987) is a Serbian professional tennis player who has been ranked World No. 1 by the Association of Tennis Professionals (ATP) since 4 July 2011. He has won five Grand Slam singles titles: the 2008, 2011 and 2012 Australian Open, the 2011 Wimbledon Championships, and the 2011 US Open. By winning three Majors in 2011, Djokovic became the sixth male player in the open era to win three Majors in a calendar year.
He is the first male player representing Serbia to win a Major singles title and the youngest player in the open era to have reached the semifinals of all four Grand Slam events, separately and consecutively. Amongst other titles, he won the Tennis Masters Cup in 2008 and was on the team which won the 2010 Davis Cup. He also won the bronze medal in singles at the Beijing Olympics in 2008. He has won 11 Masters 1000 series titles placing him joint fourth on the all time list. Djokovic has quickly moved up in the rankings of history. Tennis Channel ranked him number 40 , and former player Pat Cash said he is one of the greatest ever.
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La di da dam
La di da dam dam wheyowheyoh
La di da dam
La di da dam
La di da dam dam wheyeyeyey
As I walk on by,
I wonder why.
Life's too short,
You can't stop time.
Let me take you to a place,
Where everyone has a smiling face.
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La di da dam dam dam damoweyohweyoh
La di da dam dam dam damoweyoh
La di da dam dam dam damoweyohweyoh
Smiling faces!
When I think of life,
I wonder why,
Music makes the world go round.
Let me take you to a place,
Where everyone has a smiling face.
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La di da dam dam dam damoweyohweyoh
La di da dam dam dam damoweyoh
La di da dam dam dam damoweyohweyoh
Smiling faces!
I'll take you away...
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
I close my eyes
I tell you how much I care
Then you smile and say to me
Let me be your destiny
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
I close my eyes
I'll never let you go
I close my eyes
Baby don't you understand?
Anything you ask me to
I'll do everything for you
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
I'll never
I'll never
I'll never let you go...
I'll never
I'll never
I'll never let you go..............
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
I close my eyes,
I'll never let you go..
I close my eyes,
I believe in magic,
I believe in miracles.
Can it be you're an angel?
An angel in disguise.
It seems so easy,
You can hypnotise.
You can hypnotise.
I believe in magic,
I believe in miracles.
You drive me crazy,
Do you realise?
It seems so easy,
You can hypnotise.