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'Alec' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

The Flames of My Love (2013)

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Identity Thief (2013)

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Sandy Patterson ('Jason Bateman' (qv)) gets a nice call confirming his name and other identifying information. The next thing he knows, a spa in Florida is reminding him of his appointment and his credit cards are maxed out. With his identity stolen, Sandy leaves his wife, kids and job to literally bring the thief to justice in Colorado. Keeping tabs on the other Sandy ('Melissa McCarthy' (qv)) and run-ins with bounty hunters is harder than he was expecting, and ultimately the cross-country trip is going to find both Sandys learning life tips from one another.

Keywords: blockbuster, critically-bashed, f-word, fat-woman, hit-in-the-head-with-a-guitar, identity-theft, impostor, masturbation, profanity, reference-to-sandy-koufax

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Comedy
Crime

Taglines:

Is this the face of a thief?
Is this the face of a sucker?
She's having the time of his life

Quotes:

Bartender: These aren't your friends. They like you because you're buying them drinks. People like you don't have friends.

Diana: I just want to be upfront and say I visually enjoy you.

Sandy Patterson: Do you know what a sociopath is?::Diana: Do they like ribs?

Sandy Patterson: Friends don't steal friends' identities, do they?

Sandy Patterson: You're diabolical.::Diana: Thank you.::Sandy Patterson: That's not a compliment.::Diana: I know.

Sandy Patterson: I said no jewelry.::Diana: Oh, were you serious?::Sandy Patterson: Yeah.::Diana: You've got to work on your tone.

Diana: Dawn Budgie... That's a terrible fucking name.

Julian: [having just been shot] You know what, you're crazy!::Skiptracer: Yep. Diagnosed and everything.

Allure (2013)

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Based on true stories, ALLURE is a process-driven film, where filmmakers and actors worked together through a series of improvisations to tell the stories of five women in New York, who come from five very different countries. Each one struggles to overcome her personal conflict, set against the Occupy Wall Street movements of 2011. These stories touch and inform each other, and create a larger narrative about gender, emigration, power, class, and personal politics.

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Drama

Camchat (2013)

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Drama
Short

Persons of Interest (2009)

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Drama
Short

Taglines:

How well do you know your friends?

Multiplayer (2009)

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Comedy
Short

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Alec: I tell you what we should have ordered - stuffed crust.::Mike: I've never had it.::Alec: Oh, It's awesome. You know, they've got this new kind here there's cheese and pepperoni in the crust. It's pizza stuffed with pizza! Why has the man who invented this not been given the Nobel peace prize?

Mike: I think Greenpeace actually had that as their slogan for a while.::Peter: Had what as their slogan?::Mike: "Give pizza a chance".

Mike: Dude, I have two questions for you, what have you been smoking, and where can I get some?

Mike: Let's consider the facts: Final Fantasy 8 had boring characters, uninspiring graphics, a frustrating story-line, and a vastly inferior battle system. However, Final Fantasy 7 had cool, complex characters, amazing unforgettable imagery a story-line to rival Lord of the Rings, and not to mention Nobou Uematsu's music, some of the most amazing, soul-affirming, life-bendingly brilliant music ever written.::Peter: Nope.::Mike: What do you mean 'nope'? Have you heard 'One Winged Angel?'::Peter: Nope. I can see why you think you're right, but...::Mike: 'I can see why you think you're right' - has a more pretentious statement ever been uttered?

Alec: You don't like pepperoni?::Peter: No.::Alec: Well, then you're the only person in the world who doesn't.::Peter: No, what about vegetarians?::Alec: They're insane. They don't count.

Alec: I'm serious. Everybody loves pizza. It's like the one thing that could possibly unite mankind. It's easy to make, you can customise it, it's fun to eat, fun to share.::Mike: You can get one to your house quicker than an ambulance. Try calling 999 and saying "I need me some cheese" - see how far that gets you.::Alec: Exactly. It's one of the few perfect things on Earth, like 'Calvin & Hobbes' or 'The Shawshank Redemption' or 'Stairway to Heaven'.::Peter: Yeah, but what about people who can't have pizza? Like people who are lactose intolerant - they can't eat cheese.::Mike: Why you gotta bring up the poor, unfortunate minorities?::Alec: No, he's right. I mean, I feel sorry for them too. In some ways I feel more sorry for people who are lactose intolerant than people who are diabetic. I mean, they can never have proper milk on their cereal - that's just a travesty - and they can never take part in the great collective tradition of pizza eating.::Mike: It is an awesome tradition.::Peter: But not everyone in the world has had pizza before.::Mike: Exactly. They don't know what they're missing.::Alec: And I feel sorry for those poor souls.

Mike: Whoa, calm down, Mr Grumpy Gills.::Peter: Dude, don't talk like Juno.::Mike: Why not? I wish I was Juno sometimes.::Peter: You wish you were a five foot Canadian who gets knocked up by Michael Cera?::Mike: No. Although, if I had to go out with a guy I'd totally go out with Michael Cera. He's like the sweetest dude.

Eddie: I'm trying to sleep here, and it's really hard with you guys bitching about video games and pizza and Juno!::Alec: Hey, don't get all pissy - you invited us here.::Eddie: Yeah, well now I'm regretting it. You know what? Screw you guys, I'm going home.::Alec: This is your home.::Eddie: Yeah, well, I'm going to another part of it.

Killing Values (2008)

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Vi amo. Addio. (2008)

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Horror
Short

Palo Alto, CA (2007)

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Comedy
Drama

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Morgan: The thing about a first kiss is, you only have one, and believe me, she's gonna remember it no matter what. So, you've gotta pick the perfect moment, and that moment comes right after you've done something incredible. And you'll know the moment because you'll see it in her eyes, because she will look at you like she's discovering you for the first time, like she's never seen you before, and that's when you move in for the kiss. And that kiss will tell you everything you need to know about they way she feels about you. Because if you are kissing her, and I mean really kissing her, and she starts to smile, then you're in buddy. You're in.

Lucky Days (1935)

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Comedy

Alec Filmography

Hard Privates 1
2002, role: actor , character name: Himself

Alec Filmography

Fox Nudes: Fair & Balanced Twink Porn
2006, role: actor
Aaron's Thai-Boy Circle Jerk
2002, role: actor

Alec Filmography

Showstopper
2013, role: actor , character name: Collins

ALEC - The American Legislative Exchange Council - Explained in 5 Minutes

Duration: 5:01
Updated: 04 Sep 2014

DISCLAIMER: As far as I know, the ALEC scholarship fund has not paid for any legislator to tan - that said, the fund has been used for sporting events, gun s...

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ALEC Rock

Duration: 2:25
Updated: 03 Sep 2014

"ALEC Rock" Produced by Mark Fiore (http://www.markfiore.com) and the Center for Media and Democracy (http://www.prwatch.org), which is the creator of ALECex...

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United States of ALEC

Duration: 31:55
Updated: 20 Aug 2014

September 28, 2012: Moyers & Company presents "United States of ALEC," a report on the most influential corporate-funded political force most of America has ...

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Alec in WILDerland - Don't Leave a Trace

Duration: 23:40
Updated: 04 Sep 2014

New episode! The Alec in WILDerland series continues with "Don't Leave a Trace"! http://www.alecinwilderland.com Follow @alecwilderland This Southeast Texas ...

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Alec in WILDerland - Australia: Part 3

Duration: 21:04
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

HD. Alec in WILDerland Australia Special: Part 3. Finale of the Australia adventure! http://www.alecinwilderland.com Exploring and adventuring over 2000 mil...

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United States of ALEC: A Follow-Up

Duration: 56:47
Updated: 10 Aug 2014

Moyers & Company follows up on a breakthrough 2012 report about ALEC, the American Legislative Exchange Council. A national consortium of state politicians a...

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IRMANDADE BRASMORRA A.L.E.C

Duration: 5:40
Updated: 27 Jul 2014

BANDA IRMANDADE BRASMORRA DE SALVADOR BAHIA MUSICA A.L.E.C =AQUELE LUGAR ENCANTA CORAÇÕES.

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Who elected ALEC?

Duration: 5:39
Updated: 25 Feb 2014

A few times a year, ALEC gathers lawmakers, corporate CEOs, and lobbyists together in the same high-end resort-hotel ballrooms to present to the elected offi...

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ALEC - Ich bin ein Mann (prod. von Sauerkraut)

Duration: 4:11
Updated: 31 Jul 2014

ALEC bei Facebook ▻▻https://www.facebook.com/AlecPain◅◅ „Dresden Pain" bei iTunes ▻▻http://bit.ly/Nc6z0o◅◅ „Dresden Pain" bei Amazon ▻▻http://amzn.to/Nc78r0◅...

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Alec in WILDerland - Ninth Episode: Gulf of Mexico

Duration: 29:32
Updated: 04 Sep 2014

HD adventure and survival in Texas and beyond. Episode 9: Gulf of Mexico. Watch in HD. Twitter @alecwilderland Topics include: Wild shelter building, squid i...

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Alec in WILDerland - Australia: Part 1

Duration: 21:37
Updated: 31 Aug 2014

HD. Alec in WILDerland Australia Special: Part 1. Part 2 coming soon. http://www.alecinwilderland.com @alecwilderland Exploring and adventuring over 2000 mi...

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ALEC Turns 40, But Who's Behind It?

Duration: 11:58
Updated: 06 Aug 2014

Brendan Fisher: After forty years, corporate-funded ALEC remains an organization filled with secrecy See more videos at: http://therealnews.com.

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Jimmy Fallon & Alec Baldwin's 80's Cop Show (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon)

Duration: 8:17
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

Jimmy and Alec show clips from, "Point Pleasant Police Department," their 80's cop sitcom that tended to get a little messy. Subscribe NOW to The Tonight Sho...

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The Girlfriend Tag | Alec Holden

Duration: 2:42
Updated: 04 Sep 2014

The Girlfriend Tag with my lovely Stella :) The camera was not in focus so I apologize in advance! Twitter's: @Stellahudgens @Alech789.

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Alec & Jay Nine - Wunder

Duration: 3:50
Updated: 10 May 2013

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Alec in WILDerland - Oklahoma Special: Part 2

Duration: 26:02
Updated: 28 Sep 2014

Oklahoma: Part 2! The epic conclusion to the Oklahoma Special. HD 1080p! http://www.alecinwilderland.com Follow @alecwilderland Topics include edible plant salad, bald eagles, herping with the scouts, turkey vultures, sleeping lizards, a lot of WILD snakes, and a surprise ending! You can catch Part 1 here: http://youtu.be/5kfsu27xcRM Alec in WILDerland http://www.alecinwilderland.com "adventure" by RAFAEL KRUX item id: 8639256 http://www.audiojungle.net "fanfare and theme for sporting heroes" by GARETH COKER item id: 2715907 http://www.audiojungle.net "warm summer evening" by J HUNGER item id: 6821156 http://www.audiojungle.net "deep whoosh (swish) 2" by GARETH COKER item id: 421059 http://www.audiojungle.net "powerful air whooshes" by FX PRO SOUND item id: 2192901 http://www.audiojungle.net

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The Reserves - Alec Majerus Recruit

Duration: 2:24
Updated: 01 Sep 2014

You've probably already bared witness to Alec Majerus' insane Recruit on the Berrics. Now get an exclusive glimpse of it from an entirely different and raw p...

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Los Angeles Kings Win The 2014 Stanley Cup - Alec Martinez Double Overtime Goal

Duration: 2:23
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

Alec Martinez Overtime Goal Los Angeles Kings Win The 2014 Stanley Cup - Alec Martinez Double Overtime Goal vs New York Rangers Playoffs NHL Hockey Los Angel...

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Alec Majerus Flip 3 Raw - TransWorld SKATEboarding

Duration: 5:59
Updated: 04 Sep 2014

Alec took some serious diggers for his Flip 3 part! See what went into that massive backside 360 and then some.

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BMX - 17 Year Old Alec Siemon

Duration: 2:41
Updated: 08 Sep 2014

BMX - Fresh Out is a new series where we introduce up and coming killers. Alec Siemon is first up. SUBSCRIBE: http://bit.ly/1gYdZLu Fresh Out is a new series we're doing on the site to highlight the young, up & coming dudes on the scene. Alec Siemon AKA Alec Shmalec was an obvious choice to do the first one. Alec's made quite a name for himself on Instagram over the past year and got the banger in an Instagram Slam but this is his first real video part and it's pretty unbelievable. Alec is only 17 and his level of progression right now is just absurd... For example, he made some noise recently when he dropped a nose manual to tailwhip but in here he takes it to the streets. I'll shut up now, just click play. Alec's Instagram Slam: http://thecomeup.com/videos/instagram-slam-with-devon-smillie-the-common-crew/ @alec_shmalec Filmed by Chris Eiland, edited by Charlie Crumlish Music by the homie DJ Smokey: https://soundcloud.com/smoke-gang-beatz --- Subscribe to our channel for more BMX videos like this one! OUR WEBSITE UPDATED EVERY DAY WITH NEW BMX VIDEOS: http://www.thecomeup.com TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/thecomeup FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/thecomeupbmx INSTAGRAM: http://www.instagram.com/thecomeupbmx BMX T SHIRTS. FREE STICKERS WITH EVERY ORDER: http://www.thecomeup.bigcartel.com

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Goosenectar: Louie Lopez and Alec Majerus

Duration: 3:07
Updated: 29 Aug 2014

Louie Lopez and Alec Majerus are the two most recognizable names in Goosenectar and they came together to share a part that doesn't disappoint. No filler foo...

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Alec Hunter Academy Staff Leavers' Video 2014

Duration: 4:07
Updated: 02 Sep 2014

SONG: "Pharrell Williams-Happy (from Despicable Me 2)" www.alechunter.com Created For Class of 2014 Tom Braybrook.

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Alec Baldwin (Brooklyn Rules) full movie HD

Duration: 99:10
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

Rated R . A Crime Drama.

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Alec in WILDerland - Oklahoma Special: Part 1

Duration: 23:08
Updated: 17 Sep 2014

Oklahoma Part 1! 1080p HD http://www.alecinwilderland.com Follow @alecwilderland Part 2 coming soon. Topics in Part 1 include edible plants (like wild onion and greenbrier), storm shelters, helping out nature centers, rock flipping, snakes, and one huge catfish! Alec in WILDerland http://www.alecinwilderland.com "Adventure" by Rafael Krux Item ID: 8639256 http://www.audiojungle.net "Powerful Air Whooshes" by FX Pro Sound Item ID: 2192901 http://www.audiojungle.net "Deep Whoosh (swish) 2" by Gareth Coker Item ID: 421059 http://www.audiojungle.net

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Father Brown The Detective 1954 (Alec Guiness)

Duration: 91:09
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

A great Catholic movie for those who wish we had a Catholic cinema and also just a great movie. Watch this if you want to watch a movie without being comprom...

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Alec Empire Boiler Room Berlin LIVE Show

Duration: 64:57
Updated: 03 Sep 2014

FOR PODCAST: http://bit.ly/YACDyE Alec Empire created quite the serious bruck out situation.. maybe even a first for Boiler Room Berlin!

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Howard Stern Alec Baldwin Interview 2013

Duration: 29:06
Updated: 28 Aug 2014

Howard Stern Alec Baldwin Interview 2013.

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Professor Sir Alec Jeffreys - University of Leicester

Duration: 32:29
Updated: 09 Sep 2014

In 1984, Alec Jeffreys discovered the technique of genetic fingerprinting in a laboratory in the Department of Genetics at the University of Leicester. 30 years later that discovery has proved to be not just something for human identification but 'identification' period. DNA Fingerprinting and subsequently DNA Profiling has revolutionised the field of Forensic Science and also the way paternity and immigration disputes are resolved.

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Open Mike - Alec Epis (11/8/14)

Duration: 26:44
Updated: 19 Aug 2014

Open Mike - Alec Epis (11/8/14) Find us on Facebook for all the latest Fox Footy shows and other footy news - https://www.facebook.com/AFLfoxfootyshowreplays.

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Alec Empire - Futurist (Full Album)

Duration: 42:20
Updated: 04 Sep 2014

Alec Empire - Futurist (Full Album) http://www.alec-empire.com get it here http://alecempire.bandcamp.com/ 1. Kiss Of Death 03:33 2. Uproar 02:30 3. Night Of...

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Jonny McGovern's Hey Qween! with Alec Mapa

Duration: 32:35
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

Comedian Jonny McGovern hosts "Hey Qween!" The gayest talk show of all time! Jonny and his sidekick, drag diva Lady Red Couture, riff about current hot topic...

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Alec Empire - Intelligence & Sacrifice (Full Album)

Duration: 125:35
Updated: 04 Sep 2014

Alec Empire - Intelligence & Sacrifice (Full Album) get it here: http://alecempire.bandcamp.com/album/intelligence-sacrifice-original-digital-hardcore-master...

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Maurice and Alec in MAURICE 1987, incl. deleted scenes, English subtitles

Duration: 51:22
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

Maurice (James Wilby) & Alec (Rupert Graves) & Clive (Hugh Grant) in amazing gay movie Maurice 1987 about forbidden love at the beginning of the 20th century...

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Talking Pictures: Alec Guinness

Duration: 41:36
Updated: 03 Sep 2014

A retrospective look at television appearances made over the years by Alec Guinness, capturing the milestones and highlights of his life and career. Enjoy, c...

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Alec Holowka - Indie House / Night In The Woods

Duration: 21:11
Updated: 20 Nov 2013

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Coevolution The Story Of UFO Contactee Alec Newald Full Interview

Duration: 66:12
Updated: 31 Aug 2014

The rare interview that vanished off the net of Alec Newald in due to popular demand. Alec has been covertly harassed, which is common for some UFO researche...

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Fasting for Health and Recovery by Dr. Alec Burton

Duration: 56:04
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

This thoughtful lecture on the power of water fasting was delivered by Alec Burton, M.Sc., D.O., D.C. at the 2010 Natural Living Conference of the National H...

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Howard Stern Show -- Howard Stern Interviews Alec Baldwin 7 23 13

Duration: 81:19
Updated: 27 Jul 2014

Howard Stern Show -- Alec Baldwin Howard Stern Show -- Alec Baldwin Howard Stern Show -- Alec Baldwin.

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Dinner For Five S03E08 - Alec Baldwin, Peter Dinklage, Carrie Fisher, Tracey Ullman

Duration: 27:34
Updated: 29 Aug 2014

Here is episode 8 from season 3 Starring Alec Baldwin, Peter Dinklage, Carrie Fisher, Tracey Ullman.

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YTP: Alec Baldwin's Career Reaches a New Low

Duration: 1:41
Updated: 25 Sep 2014

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Alec and grandpa

Duration: 0:56
Updated: 25 Sep 2014

Cooking

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Smart Alec | WANNA BE SLAPPED

Duration: 0:18
Updated: 25 Sep 2014

Subscribe Today! ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbRtJDte8j-rGSTU-dZ4DlQ More Random ► https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYemcch9Fd-NU3ernTHfrMGr8LvLEyp0I Like me on Facebook ► https://www.facebook.com/VidMasterOfEntertainment.HomeOfTheSquishy Other YouTube Channel ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFfm9JFO3H85HAT0BzMIsEA

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Alec 205

Duration: 3:58
Updated: 25 Sep 2014

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Alec Neuzil from September 25, 2014 11:12 AM

Duration: 6:38
Updated: 25 Sep 2014

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Let's Play Mother 3 [6] Alec The Irritating

Duration: 19:48
Updated: 25 Sep 2014

OMG! I wish he would shut it! It gets to the point where I ignore his dialouge lol How To Find Me Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/TakersSoulGirl Facebook: www.facebook.com/#!/rwhyard Fanfiction: https://www.fanfiction.net/~takerssoulgirl

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Another Day, Another Company Ditching ALEC

Duration: 6:08
Updated: 25 Sep 2014

Jane Carter, AFSCME joins Thom Hartmann. More major corporations have announced that they're severing ties with ALEC - the conservative corporate lobbying juggernaut. So - with more and more corporate backers leaving the group - just how much longer can ALEC continue to corrupt our democracy?

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Alec Doing the Haka

Duration: 0:30
Updated: 25 Sep 2014

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Gb Proof vs Moe and Alec

Duration: 0:59
Updated: 25 Sep 2014

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Entrevista a Alec Baldwin

Duration: 1:39
Updated: 25 Sep 2014

Entrevista a Alec Baldwin por su participación en la película de Torrente 5

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The Scapegoat 1959 Official Trailer Alec Guiness, Bette Davis Crime Movie HD

Duration: 2:15
Updated: 25 Sep 2014

The Scapegoat (1959) Official Trailer - Alec Guiness, Bette Davis Crime Movie HD A French count schemes to kill his wife and implicate a mild-mannered English schoolteacher whom he resembles "the scapegoat trailer" "alec guiness" "bette davis" "nicole maurey" "robert hamer" abarker "peter bull"

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Alec and Kyle perform

Duration: 0:49
Updated: 25 Sep 2014

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Alec teaching Ivan to hollow during handstand

Duration: 2:21
Updated: 25 Sep 2014

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Alec teaching Ivan words

Duration: 3:09
Updated: 25 Sep 2014

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Survivor : San Juan Del Sur - Getting To Know Drew & Alec

Duration: 4:33
Updated: 25 Sep 2014

Drew and Alec talk about their relationship and plans for SURVIVOR.

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Survivor : San Juan Del Sur - Getting To Know Alec

Duration: 3:38
Updated: 25 Sep 2014

Alec talks about his background, his brother Drew and his strategy for SURVIVOR.

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How to Pronounce Alec Stephens

Duration: 0:12
Updated: 25 Sep 2014

[stee-vuh nz] /ˈsti vənz/ noun, 1. Alexander Hamilton, 1812–83, U.S. statesman: vice-president of the Confederacy 1861–65. 2. James, 1882–1950, Irish poet and novelist.Leave a Like, Comment, Favorite, and Share if you enjoy. Subscribe for more. Pronounce Daily definition: http://www.pronouncedaily.com/How_To_Pronounce_Alec_Stephens.html Subscribe for more pronunciations and definitions: https://www.youtube.com/user/PronounceDailyDotCom?sub_confirmation=1 Facebook Like for daily words in your newsfeed: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Word-of-the-Day-Definitions/750369141710497 Follow on Twitter http://twitter.com/PronounceDaily

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Movies Thriller 2013 MALICE 2013 Alec Baldwin ~ Full Movie.mp4

Duration: 106:21
Updated: 25 Sep 2014

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Counting Stars (Cover by Alec Sky)

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Hey guys! This is my cover of Counting Stars. Unfortunately, my camera battery died half way through and the rest is all filler stuff..

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Is it over for ALEC?

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Sweden Claims 3 Credible Sightings In Submarine Hunt

Huffington Post

20 Oct 2014

HELSINKI (AP) — The Swedish military said Sunday it had made three credible sightings of foreign undersea activity in its waters during the past few days amid reports of a suspected Russian intrusion in the area. Rear Adm ... The armed forces published a photograph taken on Sunday by a passerby showing a partially submerged object in the water from a distance, but it was unclear what kind of vessel was in question ... ....(size: 2.5Kb)

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Barak Obama's credit card 'declined' at restaurant

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18 Oct 2014

18 October 2014 Last updated at 09.32 BST. President Barack Obama's credit card was declined at a restaurant in New York City last month, he said. Mr Obama told the story at the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau as he announced new protections for debit cards used to deliver federal benefits. Read more. Barack Obama's credit card 'declined' ... ....(size: 2.3Kb)

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Kobane: US airdrops for Kurds battling IS

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20 Oct 2014

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Shia LaBeouf: 'I was out of my mind when I got fired from Broadway show'

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20 Oct 2014

Shia LaBeouf has blamed his method acting extremes for his near-career destroying bust-up with Alec Baldwin ... LaBeouf tells Interview magazine, "Alec and I butted heads hard. I was sleeping in the park... ....(size: 0.9Kb)

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Shia LaBeouf says method acting caused madness and row with Alec Baldwin

London Evening Standard

20 Oct 2014

Troubled Hollywood star Shia LaBeouf has blamed his method acting for the row with Alec Baldwin that nearly wrecked his career, admitting. “I was out of my mind.” ... Fury Premiere ... “Alec and I butted heads hard ... ....(size: 1.0Kb)

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Russell: When crafting drone policies, context is key | Richmond Times Dispatch (ALEC - American Legislative Exchange Council)

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20 Oct 2014

(Source. ALEC - American Legislative Exchange Council). A new trend of local governments banning drones is emerging around the country. Evanston, Ill., and Syracuse, N.Y., are among the most recent municipalities to ban drones ... The opportunities are limitless ... Contact Russell at jrussell@alec.org. distributed by. This noodl was issued by ALEC - American Legislative Exchange Council and was initially posted at www.alec.org ... (noodl. 25514325) ....(size: 4.7Kb)

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Alec Burks crosses up Kobe Bryant somethin' fierce during Jazz preseason loss to Lakers (Video)

Yahoo Daily News

20 Oct 2014

He's not exactly a household name, but Utah Jazz guard Alec Burks established himself last season as one of the league's most potent reserve scorers, a 6-foot-6 wing with a knack for getting to the rim ... Dang. Don't reach, Regenokine-treated-blood. [Yahoo Sports Fantasy Basketball. Sign up and join a league today!] ... well, not so much when it doesn't ... ... "Alec attacks," Hayward told Aaron Falk of the Salt Lake Tribune after the game....(size: 2.8Kb)

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VIDEO: Utah's Alec Burks makes Kobe Bryant look silly

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20 Oct 2014

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Kobe Bryant Couldn't Handle This Behind-The-Back Crossover

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Fortunately for Kobe Bryant, he didn't suffer any injuries while trying to defend Utah Jazz guard Alec Burks and his behind-the-back crossover in a preseason game on Sunday. But Kobe clearly couldn't handle Burks as he drove right by him and made a contested layup. After seeing so many tweeting about this highlight, Kobe may very well just use it as motivation. ....(size: 0.4Kb)

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LaBeouf blames Broadway debut debacle on method acting

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20 Oct 2014

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Shia LaBeouf blames Broadway debut debacle on method acting

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Shia Labeouf Says Method Acting Got Him Fired from Broadway Play

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20 Oct 2014

Shia Labeouf blames his strange acting practices on why he got let go from 'Orphans.' ... News. Shia Labeouf Sits Front Row at Orphans Show ... "Alec [Baldwin] and I butted heads hard," he said ... ....(size: 1.0Kb)

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Bryant scores 26, Lakers rally past Jazz 98-91

The Charlotte Observer

20 Oct 2014

Boozer also had nine rebounds and six of the Lakers' 17 steals ... Alec Burks scored 21 for the Jazz, who had only one field goal after his jumper with 5.16 remaining ... ....(size: 0.8Kb)

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With Hayward and Favors watching, Jazz blow big lead in L.A.

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20 Oct 2014

Los Angeles • Gordon Hayward called it "a tale of two halves." Quin Snyder referenced "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde .". Sunday night at Staples Center, the Utah Jazz nearly ran the Lakers out of the gym in the first half, building up a 22-point lead ... So the Lakers’ comeback came largely with its first unit going up against Alec Burks, Enes Kanter and the Jazz’s reserves ... We can play better." ... Bodies stopped ... "Alec attacks," Hayward said ... Redick." ... ....(size: 4.8Kb)

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Brad Pitt takes WWII veteran to premiere of new film Fury

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Fury Premiere. He said. "Mr Pitt was very friendly and charming actually but I didn't know who he was ... I don't do modern films. I am a fan of actors like Alec Guinness, but of course he is dead now." ... ....(size: 1.2Kb)

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Baxter: Elite position players emerge

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A LOOK AT some of the top players, by position, in the Midlands so far.. QUARTERBACK. There are several bidding for the top spot. Avery Armstrong (Dreher) has been tremendous, as has Nick Hendrix (Gilbert), and Tate Fant (Dutch Fork). RUNNING BACK. Three lead this category ... WIDE RECEIVER ... Alec Spooner (Airport) is tough on the both sides of the line, and tight end ... LINEBACKERS ... ....(size: 1.9Kb)

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Top Wilco, What's The World Got In Store

Close your eyes and go to sleep, baby
Take your head off your feet, honey
Cause you've been working hard and I know you're tired
You been tryin' hard not to think I'm a liar
What's the world got in store
What's the world got in store for you
What's the world got in store for you now
Come on baby somehow, I need you
Do I have to show you how, baby
I'm not trying to knock you out, or was it about
I just now you need your rest I can't say what's best for you
You been workin' hard and I know you're tired
I've been tryin' hard not to feel like a liar
What's the world got in store
What's the world got in store for you
What's the world got in store for you now
What's the world got in store
What's the world got in store for you

Top Wilco, Summer Teeth

Like a cloud his fingers explode
On the typewriter ribbon, the shadow grows
His hearts in a bowl behind the bank
And every evening when he get home
To make his supper and eat it alone
His black shirt cries
While his shoes get cold
It's just a dream he keeps having
And it doesnt seem to mean anything
And it doesnt seem to mean anything
One summer, a suicide
Another autumn, a travelers guide
He hits snooze twice before he dies
And every evening when he get home
To make his supper and eat it alone
His black shirt cries
While his shoes get cold
It's just a dream he keeps having
And it doesnt seem to mean anything
It's just a dream he keeps having
He feels lucky to have you here
In his kitchen, in your chair
Sometimes he forgets that youre even there
It's just a dream he keeps having
And it doesnt seem to mean anything
It's just a dream he keeps having
It's just a dream

Top Wilco, You Are My Face

I remember my mother's
Sister's husband's brother
Working in the goldmine full-time
Filling in for sunshine
Filing into tight lines
Of ordinary beehives
The door screams I hate you
Hate you hanging around my blue jeans
Why is there no breeze
No currency of leaves
No current through the water wire
No feelings I can see
I trust no emotion
I believe in locomotion
But I've turned to rust as we've discussed
Though I must have let you down
too many times
In the dirt and the dust
I have no idea how this happens
All of my maps have been overthrown
Happenstance has changed my plans
So many times my heart has been outgrown
Now everybody's feeling all alone
Can't tell you who I am
When everybody's feeling all alone
Can't tell you who I am
I am looking forward
Toward the shadows tracing bones
Our faces stitched and sewing
Our houses hemmed into homes
Trying to be thankful
Our stories fit into phones
And our voices lift so easily
A gift given accidentally
When we're not sure

Top Wilco, Can't Stand It

The way things go
You get so low
Struggle to find your skin
Hey ho
Look out below
Your prayers will never be answered again
Phones still ring
And singers sing
Speakers are speaking in code
What now
Well anyhow
Our prayers will never be answered again
You know it's all beginning
(It's all beginning)
To feel like It's ending
(Feels like It's ending)
No loves as random
As God's love
I can't stand it
I can't stand it
The way things get
You get so high
Funny how we make new friends
Oh hey ho
I gotta go
My prayers will never be answered again
You know It's all beginning
(it's all beginning)
To feel like It's ending
(Feels like It's ending)
No loves as random
As God's love
I can't stand it
I can't stand it
Speakers speaking
Speakers speaking
Speaking in code
Speakers speaking
Speakers speaking
Speaking in code
You know It's all beginning
(it's all beginning)
To feel like pretending
(To feel like pretending)
No loves as random
As my love
I can't stand it
I can't stand it
Your prayers will never be answered again
Your prayers will never be answered again
Your prayers will never be answered again

Top Wilco, Theologians

Theologians
They don't know nothing
About my soul
About my soul
I'm an ocean
An abyss in motion
Slow motion
Slow motion
Inlitterati lumen fidei
God is with us everyday
That illiterate light
Is with us every night
Theologians
That don't know nothing
About my soul
Oh they don't know
They thin my heart with little things
And my life with change
Oh in so many ways
I find more missing every day
Theologians
I'm going away
Where you will look for me
Where I'm going you cannot come
No one's ever gonna take my life from me
I lay it down
A ghost is born
A ghost is born
A ghost is born
I'm an ocean
I'm all emotion
I'm a cherry ghost
Cherry ghost
Hey I'm a cherry ghost

Top Wilco, Sunken Treasure

There's rows and rows of house, with windows painted blue.
With the light from the t.v. running parallel to you.
But there is no sunken treasure, rumored to be.
Wrapped inside my ribs in a sea black with ink.
I am so out of tune with you, I am so our of tune with you.
If I had a mountain, I'd try to fold it over.
If I had a boat (or bone), you know I'd probably roll over.
And I leave it on the shore, I'd leave it for somebody.
Surely there's somebody who needs it more than me.
I am so out of tune with you, I am so our of tune with you.
All the leaves will burn and autumn fires then return.
All the fires we burn, all will return.
Music is my savior, and I was maimed by rock and roll.
I was maimed by rock and roll.
I was tamed by rock and roll.

Top Wilco, A Shot In The Arm

The ashtray says
You were up all night
When you went to bed
With your darkest mind
Your pillow wept
And covered your eyes
And you finally slept
While the sun caught fire
You've changed
We fell in love
In the key of C
We walked along
Down by the sea
You followed me down
The neck to D
And fell again
Into the sea
You changed
Oh, you've changed
Maybe all I need is a shot in the arm
Maybe all I need is a shot in the arm
Maybe all I need is a shot in the arm
Maybe all I need is a shot in the arm
Maybe all I need is a shot in the arm
Maybe all I need is a shot in the arm
Maybe all I need is a shot in the arm
Something in my veins bloodier than blood
Something in my veins bloodier than blood
Something in my veins bloodier than blood
Something in my veins bloodier than blood
The ashtray says
You were up all night
When you went to bed
With your darkest mind
You changed
Oh, you've changed
What you once were isnt what you want to be any more
What you once were isnt what you want to be any more
What you once were isnt what you want to be any more
What you once were isnt what you want to be any more

Top Wilco, You Never Know (single)

Come on, children
You're acting like children
Every generation thinks
It's the end of the world
All you fat followers
Get fit fast
Every generation
Thinks it's the last
Thinks it's the end of the world
Yes, dream down a well
There's a lone heavy hell
I don't care anymore
I don't care anymore
It's a fear we transcend
If we're here at the end
I don't care anymore
I don't care anymore
You never know
Come on, kids
You're acting like children
Act your age
Put back the black metals and pearls
Oh, all you sword swallowers
Pull yourselves together
Every generation
Thinks it's the worst
Thinks it's the end of the world
It's a secret I can't tell
There's a wish down a well
I don't care anymore
I don't care anymore
It's a long heavy hell
Super size it by ten
I don't care anymore
I don't care anymore
You never know
I will never know
I don't care anymore
I don't care anymore
It's a secret I can't tell
There's a wish down a well
I don't care anymore
I don't care anymore
It's a fear to transcend
If we're here at the end
I don't care anymore
I don't care anymore
I don't care anymore
I don't care anymore
You never know

Top Wilco, Company in My Back

I attack with love, pure bug beauty
I curl my lips and crawl up to you
I attack with love, pure bug beauty
I curl my lips and crawl up to you
And your afternoon
And I've been puking
I move so slow, a steady crushing hand
Holy shit there's a company in my back
I move so slow, a steady crushing hand
Holy shit there's a company in my back
Hide your soft skin, your sorrow is sunshine
Listen to my eyes
Hide your soft skin, your sorrow is sunshine
Listen to my eyes
They are hissing radiator tunes
I move so slow, a steady crushing hand
Holy shit there's a company in my back
I move so slow, a steady crushing hand
Holy shit there's a company in my back
You learn so slow, old radiant beauty
I'll curve my flight
You learn so slow, old radiant beauty
I'll curve my flight
Under your bended knee
And I will always die
I will always die
I will always die
So you can remember me
I move so slow, a steady crushing hand
Holy shit there's a company in my back
I move so slow, a steady crushing hand
Holy shit, there's a company in my back

Top Wilco, She's A Jar

She's a jar
With a heavy lid
My pop quiz kid
A sleepy kisser
A pretty war
With feelings hid
She begs me not to miss her
She says forever
To light a fuse
We could use
A hand full of wheel
And a day off
And a bruised road
However you might feel
Tonight is real
When I forget how to talk, I sing
Wont you please
Bring that flash to shine
And turn my eyes red
Unless they close
When you click
And my face gets sick
Stuck
Like a question unposed
Just climb aboard
The tracks of a trains arm
In my fragile family tree
And watch me floating inches above
The people under me
Please beware the quiet front yard
I warned you
Before there were water skies
I warned you not to drive
Dry your eyes, you poor devil
Are there really ones like these?
The ones I dream
Float like leaves
And freeze to spread skeleton wings
I passed through before I knew you
I believe it's just because
Daddy's payday is not enough
Oh, I believe it's all because
Daddy's payday is not enough
Just climb aboard
The tracks of a trains arm
In my fragile family tree
And watch me floating inches above
The people under me
She's a jar
With a heavy lid
My pop quiz kid
A sleepy kisser
A pretty war
With feelings hid

Top Wilco, Someday Soon

Wind will blow and the sun will shine.
On that hill where we used to climb.
I look in your eyes and you'll be mine.
Someday soon.
I won't even make a scene.
It will be just like a dream.
Cash is gonna flow down by the old mainstream.
Someday soon.
You don't know me, but I know you (you don't know me).
You have no idea what I do (what I do).
Make you mine and see you swoon.
Someday soon.
Sun's gonna shine, wind's gonna blow.
On the hill where we used to go.
I look in your eyes and down I will roll.
Someday soon.
Someday, someday soon.

Top Wilco, Walken

I'm walking
All by myself
I was talking to myself about you
What am I going to do
I was singing
This song about you
I was thinking about singing
This song for you
The more I think about it
The more I know it's true
The more I think about it
The more I'm sure it's you
Honey I think you're just right
You're just right
I was walking
Like I said by myself
I was talking
To myself about you
Like I always do
The more I think about it
The more I know it's true
The more I think about it
The more I'm sure it's you
Honey, I think you're just right

Top Wilco, The Unwelcome Guest

To the rich man's bright lodges
I ride in this wind
On my good horse, I call you
My shiny black Bess
To the playhouse of fortune
To take the bright silver
And gold you have taken
From somebody else
And as we go riding
In the damp foggy midnight
You snort, my good pony
And you give me your best
For you know and I know
Good horse 'mongst the rich ones
How oftimes we go there
An unwelcome guest
I never took food
From the widows and orphans
And never a hardworking man I oppressed
So take your pace easy
For home soon like lightning
We soon will be riding
My shiny black Bess
No fat rich man's pony
Can ever overtake you
And there's not a rider
From the east to the west
Could hold you a light
In this dark mist and midnight
When the potbellied thieves
Chase the unwelcome guest
I don't know, good horse
As we trot in this dark here
That robbing the rich
Is for worse or for best
They take it by stealing
And lying and gambling
And I take it my way
My shiny Black Bess
I treat horses good
And I'm friendly to strangers
I ride and your running
Makes my guns talk the best
And the rangers and deputies
Are hired by the rich man
To catch me and hang me
My shining black Bess
Yes, they'll catch me napping one day
And they'll kill me
And then I'll be gone
But that won't be my end
For my guns and my saddle
Will always be filled
By unwelcome travelers
And other brave men
And they'll take the money
And spread it out equal
Just like the Bible
And the prophets suggest
But men that go riding
To help these poor workers
The rich will cut down

Top Wilco, That's Not the Issue

You've got a problem, I think you know
I'll tell you mine before you go
You've been thinking about somebody new
That's not the issue
Secrets, I have some too
I'll tell you mine before I say goodbye to you
I've been thinking 'bout leaving too
That's not the issue
I'm leaving, I'm leaving now
I'd say goodbye, but I don't know how
You've been sleeping with somebody new

Top Wilco, Too Far Apart

You came to meet me out on the line
You couldn't believe I was feeling fine
When I really needed you, you were gone;
So long
We were too far apart,
Right from the start
I couldn't be any closer to you now
Is it really punk rock, like the party line?
Do you have to think about that? Can I give you some time?
'Cause when I really needed you, you were gone,
So long
We were too far apart,
Right from the start
I couldn't be any closer to you now
Too far apart,
Right from the start

Top Wilco, Ashes Of American Flags

The cash machine is blue and green
For a hundred in twenties and a small service fee
I could spend three dollars and sixty-three cents
On diet coca-cola and unlit cigarettes
I wonder why we listen to poets when nobody gives a fuck
How hot and sorrowful, this machine begs for luck
All my lies are always wishes
I know I would die if I could come back new
I want a good life with a nose for things
The fresh wind and bright sky to enjoy my suffering
A hole without a key if I break my tongue
Speaking of tomorrow, how will it ever come?
All my lies are always wishes
I know I would die if I could come back new
I'm down on my hands and knees
Every time a doorbell rings
I shake like a toothache
When I hear myself sing
All my lies are only wishes
I know I would die if I could come back new
I would like to salute
The ashes of American flags
And all the fallen leaves

Top Wilco, I'm a Wheel

Oh, hold on
You risk exciting me
Once in Germany someone said nein
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9
Oh, hold back
Oh, don't invite me
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9
Once in Germany someone said nein
I'm a wheel
I will
Turn on you
Oh, I invented a sister
Populated with knives
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh
I'm a wheel
I will
Turn on you
Um...
I'm a wheel
I will
I'm a wheel
I will
I'm a wheel
I will
Turn on you
I'm gonna turn on you, turn on you
Turn on you, turn on you, turn on you
I'm gonna turn on you, turn on you
Turn on you, turn on you, turn on you

Top Wilco, Muzzle of Bees

There's a random painted highway
And a muzzle of bees
My sleeves have come unstitched
From climbing your tree
And dogs laugh, some say they're barking
I don't think they're mean
Some people get so frightened
Of the fences in between
And the sun gets passed from tree to tree
Silently, and back to me
With the breeze blown through
Pushed up against the sea
Finally back to me
I'm assuming you got my message
On your machine
I'm assuming you love me
And you know what that means
Sun gets passed, sea to sea
Silently, and back to me
With the breeze blown through
Pushed up above the leaves
With the breeze blown through
My head upon your knee
Half of it's you, half is me

Top Wilco, Hotel Arizona

Hotel in Arizona made us all wanna feel like stars
Rental cars and tinted windows, leave another number for me
Even if I make it through
That's just something that I have to get used to
That's just something I have to get used to
I feel some connection between you and me
Well I guess there's some direction maybe you can't see
Even at the interview, that's not something thatI'm gonna get used to
That's not something I'm gonna get used to
Hello, can you hear?
Hello, that's all there is, that's all there is
I guess all this history is just a mystery to me

Top Wilco, Kamera

I need a camera to my eye
To my eye, reminding
Which lies I have been hiding
which echoes belong
I've counted out days
to see how far
I've driven in the dark
with echoes in my heart
Phone my family, tell them I'm lost
on the sidewalk
and, no, it's not OK
I smashed a camera
I wanna know why
To my eye deciding
which lies i have been hiding
Which echoes belong
I'm counting on
a heart I know by heart
to walk me through this war
Memories distort
Phone my family, tell them I'm lost
on the sidewalk
and, no, it's not OK
I've counted out
and no one knows how far
I've driven in the dark
with echoes in my heart
Phone my family, tell them I'm lost
Yeah, I'm lost

Top Wilco, At Least That's What You Said

When I sat down on the bed next to you
You started to cry
I said, maybe if I leave, you'll want me
To come back home
Or maybe all you mean, is leave me alone
At least that's what you said
You're irresistible when you get mad
Isn't it sad, I'm immune
I thought it was cute
For you to kiss
My purple black eye
Even though I caught it from you
I still think we're serious

Top Wilco, Poor Places

It's my father's voice dreaming of
Sailors sailing off in the morning
for the air-conditioned rooms
at the top of the stairs
His jaw's been broken
his bandage is wrapped too tight
his fangs have been pulled
and i really want to see you tonight
There's Bourbon on the breath
of the singer you love so much
He takes all his words from the books
that you don't read anyway
His jaw's been broken
his bandage is wrapped too tight
My fangs have been pulled
and I really want to see you tonight
Someone ties a bow
in my backyard to show me love
My voice is climbing walls
smoking and i want love
My jaw's been broken
My heart is wrapped in ice
My fangs have been pulled
and i really want to see you tonight
And it makes no difference to me
how they cried all over overseas
It's hot in the poor places tonight
I'm not going outside
They cried all over overseas
It makes no difference to me
It's hot in the poor places tonight

Top Wilco, At My Window Sad And Lonely

At my window, sad and lonely
Oft times do I think of thee
Sad and lonely and I wonder
Do you ever think of me
Every day is sad and lonely
And every night is sad and blue
Do you ever think of me my darling
As you sail that ocean blue
At my window, sad and lonely
I stand and look across the sea
And I sad and lonely wonder
Do you ever think of me
Will you find another sweetheart
In some far and distant land
Sad and lonely now I wonder
If our boat will ever land
Ships may ply the stormy ocean
And planes may fly the stormy sky
I'm sad and lonely but remember

Top Wilco, Side With The Seeds

Tires type black
Where the blacktop cracks
Weeds spark through
Dark green enough to be blue
When the mysteries we believe in
Aren't dreamed enough to be true
Some side with the leaves
Some side with the seeds
The treetops nod
the rain applauds
The park grows dark
And the swings all slowly die
But you and I will be undefeated
by agreeing to disagree
No one wins but the thieves
so why side with anything
The streetlights glow
Comes and goes
When the sun comes back
As we all can plainly see
Embracing the situation
Is our only chance to be free
I'll side with you

Top Wilco, Kingpin

I wanna be your kingpin, living in Pekin.
I wanna be your bigwig, living in Pekin.
I caught the flu and away I flew.
N.Y.C., pediate blue.
Dimeatap, and spinal tap, a-city maps, and hand claps.
Statue of liberty play, it only works once, don't throw it away.
Cause I wanna be your kingpin, living in Pekin
Living in Pekin, livin in....

Top Wilco, What Light

If you feel like singing a song
And you want other people to sing along
Then just sing what you feel
Don't let anyone say it's wrong
And if you're trying to paint a picture
But you're not sure which colors belong
Just paint what you see
Don't let anyone say it's wrong
And if you're strung out like a kite
Or stung awake in the night
It's alright to be frightened
When there's a light, what light
When there's a light, what light
There's a light, white light
Inside of you
You think you might need somebody
To pick you up when you drag
Don't lose sight of yourself
Don't let anyone change your bag
And if the whole world's singing your songs
And all of your paintings have been hung
Just remember what was yours
Is everyone's from now on
And that's not wrong or right
But you can struggle with it all you like
You'll only get uptight
When there's a light, what light
When there's a light, what light
When there's a light, white light
There's a light, white light
When there's a light, one light
When there's a light, white light
When there's a light, one light
When there's a light, white light
When there's a light, one light
When there's a light, one light
When there's a light, white light
When there's a light, white light
Inside of you
When there's a light, white light
When there's a light, white light
There's a light, white light

Top Wilco, In A Future Age

Genuine
Day will come
When the wind
Decides to run
And shakes the stairs
That stab the wall
And turns the page
In a future age
Some trees will bend
And some will fall
But then again
So will us all
Lets turn our prayers
Into outrageous dares
And mark our page
In a future age
High above
The sea of cars
And barking dogs

Top Wilco, Reservations

How can I convince you it's me I don't like
And not be so indifferent to the look in your eyes
When I've always been distant
And I've always told lies for love
I'm bound by these choices so hard to make
I'm bound by the feeling so easy to fake
None of this is real enough to take me from you
Oh I've got reservations
About so many things
But not about you
I know this isn't what you were wanting me to say
How can I get closer and be further away
From the truth that proves it's beautiful to lie
I've got reservations
About so many things
But not about you
I've reservations
About so many things
But not about you
Not about you
Not about you
Not about you

Top Wilco, I'm Always In Love

Why, I wonder, is my heart full of holes
And the feeling goes but my hair keeps growing
Will I set the sun
On a big-wheeled wagon
I'm bragging
I'm always in love
When I let go of your throat-sweet throttle
When I clean the lash of your black-belt model
Will I catch the moon
Like a bird in a cage
It's for you I swoon
I'm always in love
I don't get the connection
If this is only a test
I hope I do my best
You know I wont forget
When I fold the cold in my jet-lag palm
When I soak so long I forget my mother
Will I set the sun
On a big-wheeled wagon
I'm bragging
I'm always in love
It's a drag I sang
I'm always in love
I'm worried
I'm always in love
I'm worried
I'm worried
I'm worried

Top Wilco, The Lonely 1

After the show you walked right past.
Arms reached out for your autograph.
And as you flashed your backstage pass.
I caught your eye with a camera's flash.
When the band came out they stood behind you.
Cymbals crashed, the lights went blue.
You stood alone in the halo's haze.
Shinny guitar hung on gold lamay.
And you, you were the lonely one.
You were the lonely one.
When you perform it's so intense.
When the critics pan I write in your defense.
I understand I'm just a fan, I'm just a fan.
When I get home I turn off the alarm.
I've checked the phone, no messages on.
I play the ones from yesterday.
I play you're song just to hear you say that....
You, you're the lonely one.
You are the lonely one.
You, you're the lonely one.

Top Wilco, How To Fight Loneliness

How to fight loneliness
Smile all the time
Shine you teeth til meaningless
Sharpen them with lies
And whatevers going down
Will follow you around
Thats how you fight loneliness
You laugh at every joke
Drag your blanket blindly
Fill your heart with smoke
And the first thing that you want
Will be the last thing you ever need
Thats how you fight it
Just smile all the time
Just smile all the time
Just smile all the time

Top Wilco, Pieholden Suite

Theres a whisper
I would like to breathe
Into your ear
But I'm too scared
To get that close
To you right now
There are dreams
We might have shared
And I still care
And I still love you
But you know how Ive been untrue
In the beginning
We closed our eyes
Whenever we kissed
We were surprised

Top Wilco, Hell Is Chrome

When the devil came
He was not red
He was chrome, and he said
Come with me
You must go
So I went
Where everything was clean
So precise and towering
I was welcomed
With open arms
I received so much help in every way
I felt no fear
I felt no fear
The air was crisp
Like sunny late winter days
A springtime yawning high in the haze
And I felt like I belonged
Come with me
Come with me
Come with me
Come with me
Come with me
Come with me
Come with me

Top Wilco, Hummingbird

His goal in life was to be an echo
Riding alone, town after town, toll after toll
A fixed bayonet through the great southwest to forget her
She appears in his dreams
But in his car and in his arms
A dream can mean anything
A cheap sunset on a television set can upset her
But he never could
Remember to remember me
Standing still in your past
Floating fast like a hummingbird
His goal in life was to be an echo
The type of sound that floats around and then back down
Like a feather
But in the deep chrome canyons of the loudest Manhattans
No one could hear him
Or anything
So he slept on a mountain
In a sleeping bag underneath the stars
He would lie awake and count them
And the gray fountain spray of the great Milky Way
Would never let him
Die alone
Remember to remember me
Standing still in your past
Floating fast like a hummingbird
Remember to remember me
Standing still in your past
Floating fast like a hummingbird
A hummingbird

Top Wilco, Heavy Metal Drummer

I sincerely miss those heavy metal bands
I used to go see on the landing in the summer
She fell in love with the drummer
She fell in love with the drummer
She fell in love
Shiny, shiny pants and bleach-blond hair
A double kick drum by the river in the summer
She fell in love with the drummer
Another and another
She fell in love
I miss the innocence I've known
Playing KISS covers, beautiful and stoned
Unlock my body and move myself to dance
Moving warm liquid, flowing blowing glass
Classical music blasting masks the ringing in my ears
I sincerely miss those heavy metal bands
I used to go see on the landing in the summer
She fell in love with the drummer
She fell in love with another
She fell in love
I miss the innocence I've known
Playing KISS covers, beautiful and stoned
Playing KISS covers, beautiful and stoned

Top Wilco, Pick Up the Change

If it's just your heart talking, I don't mind
If you wanna call me, darling that's just fine, that's just fine
But if it's your mind that's wandering, it'll fall in line
When I kiss your cheek, dear, everytime, everytime
We used to have a lotta things in common,
But you know now we're just the same
You always had more than I really wanted
Aw honey, help me,
Aw honey, help me pick up the change
If it's just your heart talking, I'll listen everytime
Dear, you can talk my ear off, anytime, anytime
But if my mind starts wandering, it won't be gone long
Whenever I hear your heart talking, it's a song, it's a song
We used to have a lotta things in common,
But you know now we're just the same
You always had more than I really wanted
Aw honey, help me,
Come on honey, help me pick up,
Aw honey, help me pick up the change
Aw honey, help me,
Come on honey, help me pick up,

Top Wilco, Another Man's Done Gone

Sometimes I think I'm gonna lose my mind
But it don't look like I ever do
I've loved so many people everywhere I went
Some too much, and others not enough
Well I don't know
I may go
Down or up or anywhere
But I feel
Like this scribbling might stay
Maybe if I hadn't seen so much hard feelings
I might not could've felt other people's
So when you think of me, if and when you do
Just say, "Well, another man's done gone"

Top Wilco, I Must Be High

You always wanted more time,
To do what you always wanted to do
Now you got it
And I, I must be high,
To say goodbye
Bye bye bye
You never said you needed this
And you're pissed that you missed the very last kiss,
From my lips
And I, I must be high,
To say goodbye
Bye bye bye
And you never looked in my eyes,
Long enough to find any piece of mind
But now you got it
And I, I must be high,
To let you say goodbye

Top Wilco, Birds and Ships

The birds are singing
In your eyes today
Sweet flowers blossom in your smile
The wind and sun
Are in the words you say
Where might your lonesome lover be?
Birds may be singing
In my eyes this day
Sweet flowers blossom when I smile
But my soul is stormy
And my heart blows wild
My sweetheart rides a ship on the sea
Though my soul is stormy
And my heart blows wild

Top Wilco, My Flying Saucer

My flying saucer, where can you be
Since that sad night that you sailed away from me?
My flying saucer, I pray this night
You will sail back before the day gets bright
My flying saucer, fly back for home
You will get lost in the universe alone
My flying saucer, end all my fears
Sail back tonight, love and kiss away my tears
My flying saucer, I pray this night
You will sail back before the day gets bright

Top Wilco, (Was I) In Your Dreams

Was I in your dreams, I'd like to know.
Did I touch your hand and did it feel like snow?
Try to understand while I've got you on the phone.
Did I hurt you like I know I can?
Tell me why you'd ever wanna leave your lovin' man.
Try to understand, please try to understand.
Was I in your dreams, was I in your dreams?
This dreamer died when his dreamed died too.
But I don't really mind if I dream about you..
I can't say what any of that means.
Oh, was I in your dreams, late last night.
Did you hold pillow, did you squeeze me tight?
I just wanna make everything all right.

Top Wilco, Either Way

Maybe the sun will shine today
The clouds will blow away
Maybe I won't feel so afraid
I will try to understand
Either way
Maybe you still love me
Maybe you don't
Either you will or you won't
Maybe you just need some time alone
I will try to understand
Everything has its plan
Either way
I'm gonna stay
Right for you
Maybe the sun will shine today
The clouds will roll away
Maybe I won't be so afraid
I will understand everything has its plan

Top Wilco, My Darling

Go back to sleep now
My darlin
And I'll keep all the bad dreams away
Breathe now, think sweet things
And I'll think of all the right words to say
Because we made you
My darlin
With the love in each of our hearts
We were a family, my darlin
Right from the start
Grow up now
My darlin
Please don't you grow up too fast
And be sure, darlin
To make all the good times last
Because we made you
My darlin
With the love in each of our hearts
We were a family, my darlin

Top Wilco, We're Just Friends

Over and over and over again
I say that were just friends
Forget the implications
Infatuations end
If loves so easy, why is it hard
I can't imagine ever being apart
I'll come back to you
Itd be brand new
But I promise
We're just friends
Over and over and over again
I try to make amends
For everything Ive done wrong
My whole world just spins
Make some coffee, hold me up
Try to talk me out of giving up
I'll come back to you
It'll be brand new
But I promise

Top Wilco, Stetson Kennedy

I done spent my last three cents
Mailing my letter to the President
Didn't make a show, I didn't make a dent
So I'm swinging over to this independent gent
Stetson Kennedy
Writing his name in
Stetson Kennedy
Writing his name in
I can't win out to save my soul
Long as Smathers-Dupont's got me in the hole
Them war profit boys are squawking and balking
That's what's got me out here walking and talking
Knocking on doors and windows
Wake up and run down election morning
And scribble in Stetson Kennedy
I ain't the world's best writer, ain't the world's best speller
But when I believe in something I'm the loudest yeller
If we fix it so you can't make no money on war
Well we'll all forget what we was killing folks for
We'll find us a peace job equal and free
We'll dump Smathers-Dupont in a salty sea

Top Wilco, Blue Eyed Soul

You've got a blue-eyed soul,
And if you don't let it show,
It'll leave you, you won't even know,
Without your blue-eyed soul
Can you keep it simple? Can you let the snare crack?
Can you let it move without holding back?
Are you afraid to let it go,
Without your blue-eyed soul?
You're gonna lose control,
You're gonna lose control,
Without your blue-eyed soul,
Without your blue-eyed soul,

Top Wilco, Please Be Patient With Me

I should warn you
When I'm not well
I can't tell
Oh, there's nothing I can do
To make this easier for you
You're gonna need to be patient with me
I'm this apple, this happening stone
When I'm alone
Oh, but my blessings get so blurred
At the sound of your words
I'm gonna need you to be patient with me
How can I warn you when my tongue turns to dust
Like we've discussed
It doesn't mean that I don't care
It means I'm partially there

Top Wilco, Leave Me (Like You Found Me)

That's when I knew you
You might be lonely too
That's what I wished for
Somebody just like you
To tell me what to do, honestly
And leave me like you found me
Can you believe it
I'm somebody just like you
Content with being blue, honestly
Leave me like you found me
I sit on the couch alone
Where you sit when I'm not home
And I feel so close to you
And down the city streets
People are climbing the trees
They're finally up off their knees
Honestly
You leave me like you found me

Top Wilco, Impossible Germany

Impossible Germany
Unlikely Japan
Wherever you go
Wherever you land
I'll say what this means to me
I'll do what I can
Impossible Germany
Unlikely Japan
The fundamental problem
We all need to face
This is important
But I know you're not listening
Oh I know you're not listening
If this was still new to me
I wouldn't understand
Impossible Germany
Unlikely Japan
But this is what love is for
To be out of place
Gorgeous and alone
Face to face
With no larger problems
That need to be erased
Nothing more important than to know
Someone's listening
Now I know

Top Wilco, Standing O

How can you tell
You're under a spell
You're compromised
You're miles away
Slow
How can you know
When you're aiming low
There's nothing in your heart
Don't feel it in your soul
No standing O O O
Maybe you've noticed I'm ashamed
Of anything that I've done
Maybe you've noticed that I'm not the same
As almost anyone
Why can't you see
You look funny to me
You trip and fall
I catch it all
How can you know
When you're aiming low
You're curling up
You're crawling now
No standing O O O
Maybe you're saying no this time
Dance right around my bones
It's o.k. I'll be fine
I won't follow you home
Instead I turn my mood on a dime
I'm finally off my back
I come from a long, long line
I mope and I cry and attack
OW OW
How can you tell
You're under my spell
Compromised
Miles away
No standing O O O
Maybe you've noticed I'm not afraid
Of everything that I've done
Maybe you've noticed I'm not the same
As almost anyone
Instead turn my mood on a dime
I'm finally off of my back
I come from a long, long line
I mope and I cry and attack
How can you tell