Table tennis, also known as ping-pong, is a sport in which two or four players hit a lightweight, hollow ball back and forth using table tennis rackets. The game takes place on a hard table divided by a net. Except for the initial serve, players must allow a ball played toward them only one bounce on their side of the table and must return it so that it bounces on the opposite side. Points are scored when a player fails to return the ball within the rules. Play is fast and demands quick reactions. A skilled player can impart several varieties of spin to the ball, altering its trajectory and limiting an opponent's options to great advantage.
Table tennis is controlled by the worldwide organization International Table Tennis Federation (ITTF), founded in 1926. ITTF currently includes 215 member associations. The table tennis official rules are specified in the ITTF handbook. Since 1988, table tennis has been an Olympic sport, with several event categories. In particular, from 1988 until 2004, these were: men's singles, women's singles, men's doubles and women's doubles. Since 2008 the doubles have been replaced by the team events.
Zhang Jike (simplified Chinese: 张继科; traditional Chinese: 張繼科; pinyin: Zhāng Jì Kē; born February 16, 1988 in Qingdao, Shandong, China) is a Chinese table tennis player.
Zhang Jike is the reigning World Champion and World Cup winner in singles. Should he win the Olympic gold medal in singles, he will be the fourth male player in the history of table tennis to achieve a career grand slam.
Zhang Jike currently uses a Butterfly Viscaria FL blade with a black DHS Neo Hurricane III National Version (Blue Sponge) for his forehand and a red Butterfly Tenergy 64 for his backhand.
Butterfly introduced in 2011 a new blade in his name. Though the blade is designed for Zhang, he has not used it so far.
Singles (as of December 6, 2011)
Men's Doubles
Mixed Doubles
Team
Dimitrij Ovtcharov (born September 2, 1988 in Kiev) is a Ukrainian-born German table tennis player. As of December 2011, he is ranked #10 in the world by the International Table Tennis Federation (ITTF).
At the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing, Ovtcharov won the silver medal as part of the German men's team, together with Timo Boll and Christian Süß. He used a special technique in his serves, which was later picked by TIME as one of the top 50 innovations of 2008.
On September 22, 2010 Ovtcharov had been suspended by the German Table Tennis Federation (DTTB) due to a positive A-sample test for Clenbuterol that may be used as performance-enhancing substance. Ovtcharov himself denied the doping accusation and requested a B-sample analysis which still tested positive. After hearings and further investigations, the hair sample voluntarily offered by Ovtcharov showed no evidence of clenbuterol and its abuse. DTTB later unanimously decided to abolish the suspension on October 15, 2010. The decision was endorsed by ITTF.
Jan-Ove Waldner (Stockholm, 3 October 1965) is a Swedish table tennis player. He is known as "the Mozart of table tennis" and is a legend in his native Sweden as well as in China. In China he is known as 老瓦 Lao Wa - "Old Wa(ldner)" or 常青树 Chang Qing Shu - "Evergreen". He is widely considered to be the greatest player of all time.
Waldner's potential was recognized at an early age and was displayed in 1982 as a 16-year-old when he reached the final of the European Championship, losing to teammate Mikael Appelgren. When he was young, he, along with other Swedish players, went to a training camp in China and was amazed by their dedication and claims he learned much during his stay. In China, a country that loves table tennis, he is the best-known Swede and a well-known sports personality. In the 1990s he was more recognized in China than Bill Clinton. Waldner is referred to as "the evergreen tree", "Michael Jordan of Table tennis" and "Old Wald", and people often flock to see him when he comes.
(feat. Lil' Fate, Smoke (Field Mob))
(Bobby V:)
Ooooooooooo... I just wanna table dance
(Smoke from Field Mob)
You'se a booty shakin pro, keep my pants and? low
Got me orderin up more singles than on the Datin Show
You my favorite, I'm yo regular customer
I love it when yo top disappear like a convertible
You jerk it and twurk it, so you can keep yo purse thick
Neva for the girls get to work, an early bird chick
Got teachers, preachers, lawyers, and retiremen
That love to see you slide down that pole like a fireman
(Chorus: Bobby V)
What I gotta do, what I gotta do
I just wanna table dance
Shakin that thang, shakin that thang, off in this place
What I gotta do, what I gotta do
I just wanna table dance
Startin this thang, shakin that thang, shaking that thang
(Bobby V:)
Monday night in the club and I'm feelin good
Got a pocket full of money like a playa should
Walk in the club and its lookin like a video
I see you shakin and poppin girl, drop it low
I see you watchin me watcin you got me twisted
Bring me the Henny and the Coke and then you mix it
Girl come over here, I got something to tell you, yea yea
(Bride:)
You're my favorite girl (I come to the booty club just to see you)
You're my favorite girl (Cause cant nobody whip the thang like you do)
(Chorus)
(Bobby V:)
Spend a 50, spend a 100 dawg spend a stack
Tell the DJ play my record then bring it back
8 inch stiletto, Queen Mcghetto
Touch From yo neck to ankle
Don't nobody move like you
Spend all my dough, on leave wit you
And when the party's over, I gotta take you home
(Bridge:)
You're my favorite girl (I come to the booty club jus to see you)
You're my favorite girl (Cause cant nobody whip the thang like you do)
(Lil' Fate:)
If you ain't tippin, then you trippin, it's a two dance minimum
Last chance for romance ladies and gentlemen
I stay in the strip club, that's what a playa cause
Ten thou worth of ones, I'm bou to throw on Suga
She poppin and dropping live right in front of me
Laid back on her back, legs spread so I can see
Part-time dancer, part-time mother
Part-time student, she a full-time hustla
And that's why I love her
(Chorus)
Magic City man, the number 1 strip club in Atlanta man
Get yo mind right, Monday night live
Dont get it twisted, still lookin for that bread
Mixtape get yo mind right
Chorus (4x): [Brother Marquis]
Can a bitch do a table dance?
Can a bitch do a table dance?
Hell no!!
Can a bitch do a table dance?
Can a bitch do a table dance?
Get out my face, hoe!
Verse 1: [Brother Marquis]
I don't give my riches to the bitches!
Shake-dancin' ain't nothin' but trickin'
Ten dollars, too much to give 'em
I done had my two-drink minnimum
I watch from a distance so I can
see,Now Charles kickin' me out the VIP?
Bitches callin' me cheap
While they trick as they dancin' in minks
Hoe, you must be crazy
I know it's your job, but I ain't trickin' miss daisy
I want a quick feel, a cheap thrill -
But I ain't payin' no pussy bills!
If you got mouths to feed,
Bitch, you better recognize a dick in need
'Cause I'm a 3-piece nigga, bitch, I don't play
I want the pussy, a place to stay, but I don't pay!
Uhh!! Uhh!! Now throw that pussy!!
Chorus
Verse 2: [Fresh Kid Ice]
Booty clubs where niggas go
Spendin' flow for stripper hoes
And table-tops cost five dollars
If the hoe ain't cute, don't even bother
Bitch, come clean from beginnin'
Drop them strings and skin to win
She gotta show pink to get paid
And I don't want a hoe who's always afraid
I'll flip that hoe like a script
'Cause for all that flow, niggas might trip
'Cause pussy's a man's best friend
And she gotta keep shakin' 'till the record ends
'Cause I like them stripper hoes
The ones from Rolexx and Coco's
So come on, make ya pussy pop
And I keep on gettin' them table-tops!
[spoken]
C'mon, girl, now, show me a shot now...
aaight!
Uhh!! Uhh!! Now throw that pussy!!
Chorus
Verse 3: [Brother Marquis]
Serve me out your best dick-sucker
Much money as I'ma spend in this motherfucker?
You holler "No cash, no ass!"
Well then bitch, I pass!
'Cause I ain't givin' up no cash!
Hell naw!
Not to see YO' funky ass!
You wanna dance?
Don't sewat it!
If I fuck for free, then you can dance on credit
Trick-ass niggas just spoil 'em
Payin' 'em more than the club that employs 'em
Checkin' that booty movin'
To me it's just a form of prostitution
Niggas be wreckin' theyself,
Thinkin' they got that bitch to theyself?
Well I sit back and relax
But tell bitches with babies
they need to work for food stamps
You can pop that pussy tax-free,
But you won't get shit from me!
Uhh!! Uhh!! Now throw that pussy!!
Chorus
Verse 4: [Brother Marquis]
I'm lookin' for a crib for the weekend
I ain't got no ends, but I wanna see the skins
I want mine for the low price
I heard bitches dance free on amateur night!
Shakin' what they mama fuck fo'
When your mama was a hoe, did she get dough?
Don't ask me for a dance; I don't need one
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
I'm freakin' on like the next man
When you take this cash, I'm lookin' up yo' ass!
Pussy pay the bills, dick pay the rent!
All I got is a thanks and a compliment
Usin' it like a weapon
Bitches gettin paid for sex and affection
Fuck you and your conversation!
I ain't makin' no fuckin' donations!
Uhh!! Uhh!! Now throw that pussy!!
Chorus
All you hoes get on DOWN!!
[During chorus]:
Hop wid it!!
[Hey! Take it to the ground!
Hop wid it!
Get on down!
Chorus
[Chorus]
Pull your g-string to the side baby let me take a glance
The way you shake it baby girl you know your eyes put me in a trance
I'm giving you a second chance
To get the money in your hands
Baby for a table dance
[Tela]
I say baby how you doing
Acting like you new in
Town I done seen you around what you pursuin
All in love where you being
Ain't been really seeing
Your ass in the club
Say what just working weekends
I know you making endz
Got yourself a benz nah that's that lexus
Protected with bubble lens
The party's where the doe at
Go on and get the Moet
That's how it be being low key in V.I.P
Luckily I feel your breeze
Strawberries and whip cream
Your body is top of me
What time you leave bout a quarter three
Go get your girls I get my guys
We have an orgy
You feeling me that's kinda nice
Hurry up don't you see my niggas ready to leave
They been smoking since this eve and they full of remy
Hey baby I wanna hit that thang
Get that thang
Split that dime
While you lying on your side
You in front I'm behind
Bullshit jog money talks
I could get with any broad but I want your panties off
Why you having any thoughts
[chorus]
Same bitch that I knew back in 86
College bitch college dick just for kicks
Did some flicks with some chicks
Hold up hon you ain't slick
Why you gotta go and split
Tela's in the club won't you show a little love shit
Do some special shit you know like you never have
Cause I'm a special playboy rap a lottin with Brad
I'll make you laugh if you give me ass inside of a cab
Better yet the limo while my niggas are there
What you telling me
You want to have sex with me
You and ebony and melody because I am celebrity
I love it when ya'll all come and lick on my balls
Take me to the dressing room and ain't got on no draws
Take it out pussy blau
Damn girl wow!
I don't know really know if I can handle this without
A crowd of compliments
Bring some juice and supplements
Cause we be doing other shit
Yeah you know that other shit
When i'm in it I'll be in it
When I hit it try to dent it
Not a minute
Where you going
We're not finished made her sing it
[chorus x4]
PORNOGRAPHIQUE
EROTIQUE
INSANITY
SIX MEN WERE SHOT AT A TABLEDANCE
WHEN YOU MAKE SHOTS IN A ROW
DO A POP WITH YOUR MOUTH
CELEBRATE BY DANCING
WHEN THE GIRL FACES YOU
AND WHILE IN CLOSE PROXIMITY
BUY A PRIVATE DANCE
JUST 20 BOX PER SONG
ALL I WANT FROM YOU
IS A GOOD DANCE
A GOOD DANCE
PORNOGRAPHIQUE
EROTIQUE
INSANITY
I WISH I COULD DANCE FOR YOU
YOU JUST KNOW YOU COULD DO A BETTER WORK
SHOW ME HOW TO DANCE LIKE YOU
EVEN IF YOU NEVER TRIED BEFORE
IT’S FUNNY HOW MONEY CHANGES THE WORLD
AND WHILE IN CLOSE PROXIMITY
BUY A PRIVATE DANCE
JUST 20 BOX PER SONG
ALL I WANT FROM YOU
IS A GOOD DANCE
A GOOD DANCE
ALL I WANT FROM YOU
IS A GOOD DANCE
A GOOD DANCE
PORNOGRAPHIQUE
EROTIQUE
INSANITY
Lyrics by Antonio Lopez Culebras
Music: Luis Miguélez
Taken from the album: Glamour To Kill – Creatures without soul
P&C; Pale Music Int. 2010