Extreme elimination chamber.
You Better Watch Out...
Mick Foley: Hi. I'm Mick Foley. I'd like to thank you for joining me as I look back at some of my favorite career moments. Not just in WWE, but elsewhere, as well. Uh, Smoky Mountain Wrestling, uh... ECW, WCW. Uh, the fact that you have this and are currently looking at it means that you are officially a huge wrestling fan, which also means you're probably not currently dating very much. But, uh... but I'd like to thank you for making those kind of romantic sacrifices in order to join me, and I hope you won't be disappointed.
Mick Foley: The first match we're gonna look at was with a monster by the name of Vader. Some of you may be familiar with him from his WWE days. But if that's the only way you're familiar with him, I think you're kind of missing out, because at one time, he certainly was the greatest of the... the monster heels. He was a tremendous bad guy. So... so tremendous, in fact, that when some opponents saw their name on the board, uh, to face him, they just simply quit the business. And... and that's the truth. I really liked hooking up with him, though. I looked at it as kind of my Ali versus uh... versus Fraizer, at the time. And this match, in particular, is viewed by some, or is looked at by some as the most blatantly brutal of my entire career. And I believe that's saying something.
Mick Foley: When I found myself teaming with Maxx Payne against the Nasty Boys in the following Chicago Street Fight, I found myself in a strange place, because it was the first time that I felt totally unprepared for a battle of this proportion. I really did not want to be there. I had actually made plans to have my ear, uh... fixed. To have a new ear attached to my head, which for you, uh... top wrestling fans out there know, actually never happened. Uh... and this match may be the reason why, because it turned out better than I could have hoped. Uh, the Nasty Boys had a reputation for being a little sloppy, a little bit dangerous, but there was no doubt about it, they could brawl. And it was about the time when I had a pool cue, uh, cracked over my head that I realized if I didn't start fighting back, uh... I might not leave Chicago.
[commentating the Cactus Jack/Maxx Payne vs Nasty Boys street fight]::Tony Schiavone: The only thing I can say, Brain, is if they come over here, it's all yours.::Bobby Heenan: Let's put it this way: if they come over here, don't yell at me to get out of here, 'cause you'll be talking to yourself.
Mick Foley: Our next opponent, the Sandman, is a guy I had some really, really great matches with. However, the match you're about to see is not one of them. It's interesting, this is a compilation of matches, uh... some of which were picked out for me, and some of which I... I picked myself. And, uh, in some cases, I'm not really aware of the matches. Uh... this one, I remember as being like a train wreck. Uh, it wasn't necessarily fun to watch, but you kind of had to sit there and stare at it. Uh, it's important for a couple reasons. One, I get spiked on my head and hurt my neck pretty badly. I... in an injury that would, uh, hurt me and nag at me for several months. And it's also unique in that the Sandman was knocked out. He was out on his feet for most of this match, and it was a case of when it rains, it pours. It was a Texas Death Match where to win the match, you have to get your opponent down for a ten count. And the Sandman was so out of it, that he simply would not stay down. Look close, and see if you can see my frustration.
Mick Foley: It was a November to Remember, following what we sometimes called an October to Forget. Uh... actually, it was unforgettable. It was, uh... it was a build up like no other, in that things got a little out of hand, and uh, Terry Funk was accidentally engulfed in flames. Uh... and it was... it was a really... it was a really sad sight, a really... almost a tragic sight, in that, uh, I broke character, uh, immediately. The Funker and I were feuding with each other, and I saw him on fire and I ran out, uh, attempting to put him out, and never quite caught up with him. And, thankfully, what had looked to be his body engulfed in flames was actually a towel that had flown off of my fire chair. Not a real smart decision to begin with, and so Terry got out of it with only third-degree burns on a portion of his body. But, uh, it was a... it was a tough time for me. It was a time where I actually considered quitting the business because I was so upset. I got to the back, and the Funker was throwing, uh, furniture, uh... in my general direction. And, uh, and... and really, uh, giving me a verbal beating, which I probably deserved. What I didn't know, as I drove, uh, from Philadelphia to Long Island swearing I'd never wrestle in this country again, is that Terry Funk came back from the hospital and cut promotional interviews for the November match. And, uh, then, uh... when I offered a great apology on his answering machine, uh... he left a message on mine that really touched me, and uh, and... and made me feel a whole lot better about the situation.
Mick Foley: [about Hell in a Cell with the Undertaker] In fifteen years of wrestling, that match represents the only time I'd been knocked out. Uh, it's not the first throw off the cage that did it, it was the one through the cage that hurt me, uh, to a far greater degree. Uh... the cage, uh, ripping and giving way was, uh, a complete surprise to both of us. And it did a lot of damage. Not only the fall, but a chair that was up on top of that ring followed me down every foot of the way and smashed into my mouth, uh, causing quite a deal of damage to my already damaged teeth. Uh... the scariest moment of the entire match for me was not either fall, however. It was a moment, uh, shortly after the second one where I'd regained my bearings, after several wrestlers, including Terry Funk, had entered into the ring to, uh, attempt to buy me time. Uh, the first thing I remember was seeing a pair of sneakers in the ring and wondering what they were doing there. As it turned out, while I was lying there unconscious, Terry Funk had taken a chokeslam in an attempt to buy me time. And when I finally did regain my bearings, uh, there was a moment where the Undertaker punches me and I did not so much fall as crumble. And it represented to me probably the scariest moment of my career, because the lights were on, just barely, but there was nobody home.
Plot
WWE Undisputed Title: The Undertaker vs. Triple H, the tenth annual King of the Ring tournament, featuring Brock Lesnar, Chris Jericho, Test & Rob Van Dam, Hulk Hogan vs. Kurt Angle, WWE Cruiserweight Title: The Hurricane vs. Jamie Noble, WWE Women's Title: Trish Stratus vs. Molly Holly, Ric Flair vs. Eddy Guerrero
Keywords: bandana, belt, championship, championship-belt, crown, heavyweight-champion, hulk-hogan, match, pro-wrestling, ring
Plot
30 men compete in the annual staggered battle royal, known as the Royal Rumble, for a WWF Title shot at WrestleMania X-Seven. Plus Kurt Angle vs. Triple H for the WWF Title, Chris Benoit vs. Chris Jericho in a ladder match for the WWF Intercontinental Title, Edge & Christian vs. The Dudley Boyz for the WWF Tag Team Titles, and Ivory vs. Chyna for the WWF Women's title.
Keywords: blonde-bombshell, blood, canadian, celebrity-guest, giant, hit-on-the-head-with-a-chair, married-couple, masked-wrestler, olympic-gold-medalist, one-against-others
30 Men. One Match. One W1nner
30 Men. Every Man For Himself. One Victor.
Plot
WWF Title: The Rock vs. Chris Benoit, WWF Intercontinental Title (steel cage match): Val Venis vs. Rikishi, Last Man Standing Match: Triple H vs. Chris Jericho, WWF Tag Team Titles: Edge & Christian vs. The Acolytes, WWF European Title: Eddie Guererro vs. Perry Saturn, The Undertaker vs. Kurt Angle, Tazz vs. Al Snow, The Hardy Boyz & Lita vs. T&A; & Trish Stratus
Keywords: wrestling
The Crap Shoot
Jim Ross: [Rikishi was about to jump onto Val Venis from the top of the cage] Oh, my God, don't do it, Rikishi! You'll regret it for the rest of your life!::Jerry Lawler: Is he going to... Woo hoo!
Bradshaw: [after Edge and Christian trashed Bradshaw's home state of Texas] I want you two boys to hear this, because in just a second my boot's going to be in your ears and you won't be able to hear a damn thing!
The Undertaker: [after Michael Cole said what was Taker's opinion on Kurt Angle] I'll tell you what my medical opinion is, Kurt Angle is going to need a doctor to resurgically remove my foot from his ass!
Plot
WWF Title (6-man tag) Triple H, Vince & Shane McMahon vs. The Rock, Kane & The Undertaker, The 8th annual King of the Ring tournament featuring Kurt Angle, Rikishi, Val Venis, Crash Holly, Chris Jericho, Chris Benoit, Bull Buchanan & Eddie Guererro, WWF Tag Team Titles: Too Cool vs. Edge & Christian vs. The Hardy Boyz vs. T&A;, WWF Hardcore Title (evening gown match): Pat Patterson vs. Gerald Brisco, Tables/Dumpsters match: X-Pac, The Road Dogg & Tori vs. The Dudley Boyz
Keywords: broken-arm, masked-wrestler, olympic-gold-medalist, tournament, world-wrestling-federation, wrestler-hero
Plot
The WWF Royal Rumble battle Royal, with the winner recieving a WWF Title shot at Wrestlemania 2000, WWF Title (Street Fight) : Triple H vs. Cactus Jack, WWF Intercontinental Title: Chris Jericho vs. Chyna vs. Hardcore Holly, WWF Tag Team Titles: The New Age Outlaws vs. The Acolytes, Tables Match: The Hardy Boyz vs. The Dudley Boyz, Ms. Royal Rumble Bikini Contest: Mae Young vs. The Kat vs. BB vs. Ivory vs. Luna vs. Jacqueline vs. Terri
Keywords: big-man, bikini, blood, choke-hold, dancing, handcuffs, hit-with-a-chair, masked-wrestler, old-woman, olympic-gold-medalist
Michael Cole: So, Rock, do you have any worries about any participants in the Rumble tonight?::The Rock: One - Crash Holly, Two - Headbanger Mosh!
Jerry Lawler: [when Mae Young was about to take off her bra in the swim suit contest] No, Mae, not the puppies!
[watching a replay of Jeff Hardy running face first into a table]::Jim Ross: I tell you what, there is only one Jeff Hardy in this world, and he...::[Hardy inpacts with the table]::Jim Ross: Oh my God!, is in the WWF.
Test, TEST or Tester may refer to:
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yo! this is a test
you say this when I say that
you say this when I say that
you say this when I say that
you say this when I say that
but i'm not with that
so step back or kiss my...
cos I won't be held back
so don't fight or dis' or piss me off
cos i'm not soft or weak
running down in the maze of the day
this is a new phase
don't be commercial or sell out
or get the hell out of this business
but I won't be caught in that net of suckers
and glass people, weak, beaten down and feeble
society probably wants me to give up
society probably wants me to give up
as I live up to be my best
in a test
a fight for death
as I fight for my very last breath
and etc.
and etc.
gotta be strong
but wait a minute
now could I be better?
now could I be better?
well, only I know
well, what about you?
or do you have a clue?
could've, would've, should've - it's too late
could've, would've, should've - it's too late
why you waiting, laying, sit there? move!
be your own person!
wake up, make up your mind
seek the knowledge that you will find
be your own person
wait for it from the weak
cos they make the people level
and with you make a team
so believe, and be your best
cos this is a test
go for the top chart
rock with all your heart
rock-hard, stay up, go
deal with what's going on
in this crazy world
man woman child boy girl
insane to the playing
love music power pain
be what you gotta do
get the knowing attitude
cos this is a test
that we suggest
be your own person!
cos this is a test!
this is... a test!
cos we all know who is the real victim
society does not want them picked on
labelled or staked, don't raise his guilt,
don't miss your boot and kicked him
faceless in the morning in their urban plight
felt like a symbol with every situation
any one tour already overcrowded
project nation, more inflation
better your damn situation
but how can you better your situation
if you have no occupation?
ten of us said, watch the rolodex center
see how many different schools you can enter
they're out turning in the pit, but life's a bitch
the world's unconcerned
i'll tell you why it's stuck in a ditch
you own the key to the damn city
A lelkedben hiszel
De a testedben élsz
A lelkedhez menekülsz
Ha a testedtôl félsz
( Test )
Megrémülsz tôle
Ha sajog vagy kér
De nem adnád oda semmiért
az érzést
Mikor a test a testhez ér...
A test a testhez ér
Sajog és kér...
Benned is minden éjjel
Háború dúl
Fájdalmad kimondhatatlan
Lelkeden a tested az úr
( Test )
Megrémülsz tôle
Mikor a tested megkisért
De nem adnád oda semmiért
az érzést
Mikor a test a testhez ér...
A test a testhez ér
A tested megkisért...
Akárhová nézel
Halálos béke van
Gyilkol a csönd
Minden pillanatban
( Test )
Megrémülsz tôle
Talán túl vörös a vér?
Pedig nem adnád oda semmiért
az érzést
Mikor a test a testhez ér...
A test a testhez ér...
Lights shine from the burning faces
I don't care if it blinds me shadows gesture me
For panic but there's never anywhere to flattered
From media sized rages never to miss the wicked ways
Not so easy to get fooled by emergency
Broadcast rule it's a relapse a point of collapse
God bless my soul it's up to you now crawl
On all of us another message
Attempt to scare us again
Rejection of all what is said
I listen to only what's discordant
Like the sting of razor sharp glass
Enjoy the scene of torches burning laugh
At a poisoned gasp this is only a test
This is only a test this is only a test
Sit and watch windows
The plodding flames lick a dozen stars
Discredit any hopeful discerning rejoice
Testing... testing...
Hear that?
That's my lip ring.
Testing... testing... one, two, buckle my shoe...
I've achieved so much in life. But I'm an amateur in love. My bank account is doing just fine, but my emotions are
bankrupt. My body is nice and strong. But my heart is in a million pieces. When the sun is shining so am I, but when night
falls so do my tears. Somtimes the pain is so loud in my heart. That I can barely tell our voices apart. Sometimes the
fear is so loud in my head that I can barely hear what God says..
But then I hear a whisper that this too shall pass. I hear the angels whisper that this too shall pass. My ancestors
whisper that this day will one day be the past, so I walk in faith that this to shall pass.
When the one that love me the most. Turned around and hurt me the worse. I'm doing my best to move on, but the pain just
keeps singing these songs. My head and my heart are at war, cause love ain't happening the way I want it. Feel like I'm
about to break down can't hear the light at the end of the tunnel. So I pray for healing in my heart. To be put back
together what is torn apart. And I pray for quiet in my head that I can hear clearly what God said.
Then I hear them whisper that this too shall pass. I hear the angels whisper that this too shall pass. My ancestors
whisper that this day will one day be the past, so I walk in faith that this day will one day be the past.
All of a sudden I realize. That it only hurts worse to fight it. So I embrace my shadow, and hold on to the morning
light......
You look, talk??? and test the bed rules, can he, pictures with a globe???
Loose??? the bonnet, fancy??? feelings, seem to swell up down below
??? Only caught the shorts and teddies???, open house with ocean view
Seeming like you're almost family, 'till the message crashes trough
Pick your boyfriend with precision, like you choose a truck or van
Put your ear up to the engine, test out every thing again (Test out every thing again)
Check the pressure of the oil; check the firmness of the seat
Look for cracks and spots and pit-marks, make sure nothing's obsolete
His mileage meter that you're reading, has it been certified as true
Poke those headlight pointed at you, buys until you go want something (Used)
Pick your boyfriend with precision, like you choose a truck or van
Put your ear up to the engine, test out every thing again (Test out every thing again)
??? On an even Sunday drill???, you push the beauty of the girl
You look out on a sale agreed and wonder if it's just a dream
(Pick your boyfriend with precision) Pick your boyfriend with precision
(Like you choose a truck or van) Like you choose a truck or van
(Put your ear up to the engine) Put your ear onto the engine
(Test out every thing again) Test out every thing again
Holy mother of invention, necessity of girl and boy
??? Is all the rating on the table???, has got you it's own just reward
Keep that condom in your pocket, and hold out 'til the bells have???
Won't come easy for a youngster, trust me, I know how it feels
Pick your boyfriend with precision, like you choose a truck or van
Put your ear up to the engine, test out every thing again (Check out, check out)
Pick your boyfriend with precision, like you choose a truck or van
Put your ear up to the engine, test out every thing again (Test out every thing again)
Test out every thing again (Test out every thing again)
Test out every thing again (Test out every thing again)
Test out, test out every thing again (Test out every thing again)
A test, a test, a test, no rest
No rest, no rest
Just when you wanna exhale
Yoga down hill
He stands in the light kisses your ears
Just when you wanna relax
Wanna be alone
A crowd comes
Then a test, a test, a test, no rest
No rest, no rest
Just when you wanna give up
And everything’s flat
Emotions running back and forth
There’s no rest, no rest
Hurry to be on track
Don’t wanna walk back
Steady on the elevator lift to the top
Then a stop, a challenge
Confess confess
Up and down the hill
All around the carousel
A flowery smell
A dead end
[Test Lyrics on
A stop, a stop, a challenge
Confess, confess
The test, a test, a test no rest
No rest, no rest
Just when you think it’s the end
And everything’s black
Hiding in the dark there’s a sudden flash light
And your back
It's allright
You got an attitude
You gotta state your mind here
Tell me what about you?
(repeat)
(chorus)
Take me down
Show me what's mine
I get upset
The jury so tired
It's allright
You got an attitude
You don't look to the other side
Still what about you?
[Chorus: Kye]
MC's wanted a test
And when they do we lay'em all to rest
Stuck up on this train of thought
We like to move with our heads held high always connecting live
MC's wanted to test
And when they do we lay'em all to rest
Cos I ain't see no matter of fact
We straight spitten at these poison lines for we infiltrate rhymes
[Verse 1: Hyjak]
Before I check the mic
I bless it with pesticide
Thanks for tryin, test the rhyme
Be laid to rest while I wreck the next in line
They yet to find getting shaky and nervous
I turn faces red like we'll playin skirmish
Merciless city's nurser this
Don't wanna test the skills
Yes it's ill you best to chill
Or get the test that kills
It's over with, most pretend to pose a threat
Can't cope with the facts that Jak who don't exist
Forget battling Casper The Ghost I'd rather smoke this spliff
In the casino with sulsa dip beating poker chips
Obnoxious kids keep poppin shit
And I'mma do the helicopter
Turn this hip hop gig into a mosh pit
Play soccer with their ribs, watch this
Move and propeller proves that whoever starts crossing this
Line of fire, a live wire when I rock rhymes
Tryna stop mine?
You in the wrong place, the wrong time
[Chorus: Kye]
[Verse 2: Eso]
Congratulations (good evening), welcome to the woods
Where the magic takes place between a fellowship of hoods
Poetry thats pure and you can tell our shits the goods
So underground you wouldn't sell it if you could
I'm that lyricist your parents warned you about
That sound that got you tearin down the walls in your house
So if you come to a live show
I'm the brother with a bundle of hydro
That have you go lucky, come with his eyes closed
And each bum booderhead(??) who'se figured it out
Out there in the world while you sit on the couch
My rhymes are fly like I live in the clouds
Thats why my presence is a permament dick in your mouth
It's Eso (hell yeh)
Your local fucking nutter
When I spit my shit I blow the fucking club up
I base jumped a build when no man wills
You must be trippin if you thinkin Sydney don't have skills
[Chorus: Kye]
[Verse 3: Bliss]
Trudging with mud high, jacking off coffin lids
A midnight grave robber following government prints
Holding a torch watched by silent gnomes
Looking for bling bling, all I got was a pile of bones
These are violent poems, lets fly back to my island home
Muds pissing in bottles and Jak's high getting the pilot stoned
Oh shit I'm just flirting with freedom
It's got me lurking this evening for some purpose and meaning
Not just these birds that I'm freaking
Leaving them chirping and squeaking
It's for the person thats dreaming
Seeking the words that I'm speaking
Now when he heard them he was shocked and dead still
He said he felt like Neo he had popped the red pill
So rap is a product to make a mil when your sellin it
To a land of consumers where skill is irrelevant
So come chill with my regiment, the big witty force
I'm with the underground resistance of Sin City Orphanage
[Verse 4: Torcha]
I rap on the weekend the battle was decent
But see when MC's test I get rattled and see red
Smack a contestant with the mic 'til the batteries dead
See if I lose I still remain undefeated
"We've had better punches" I don't believe it
Cos if you did the kid wouldn't be down bleeding
Breathe in (relax torch) I'm just sick of your joint
Roaming unhyped just like Sydney with no Centre Point
I inject the true cerumen if you stuck in dilerium
Your probably the one contestant who wanted to fuck Merriam
A recovering alco back on the beer again
Lately things have been so stressed for you
It seems like life is trying to mess with you and pester you
You thought you knew exactly what to best pursue
You working hard on those things that you set to do
But you confess it's true that your success is few
And your folks are only helping in depressing you
You try to do the Deen but they be stressing you
And it gets to you but you suppress that too
An exam, you go and study day and night
You pray and write, hope for a grade you like
But when you get the test you're in dismay and fright
There's no A in sight and only 8 were right, wow!
And what about the sister you enquired about
She's so pious, devout that it required a scout
But then you get the news her Wali fired you out
They were wired, no doubt, to someone higher in clout
Lately its seems that your calling in life
Is just you falling in strife
The word appalling is right
And you notice you've been feeling sick, why who knows
So you call upon the doctor she can eye it close
She tells you I suppose, that you wont be very happy when I diagnose
Although you try your hardest not to cry it shows
It's a monster load, and your strength is sinking
You start wondering and thinking
What's going on? it seems all wrong, why am I the one struggling along?
I don't know why I'm hurting, I never hurt nobody
My life I'm living right, but it's crumbling around me
How strong is my faith this time? (got to pass the test)
Will my solution include Haram? (got to pass the test)
I gotta be strong during times like these, (got to pass the test)
I know after hardship there goes ease! (got to pass the test)
It's a test, (from Allah), a test (from your Lord), it's a test (what you gonna do?), gotta realize it's a test (4x)
Folks used to say you were smarty kid
Others made mistakes but you hardly did
Since then man, life has just been marvelous
You stand tall like an obelisk
It's obvious
Your high paying job is never arduous
Your living in your crib and you got marble this and marble that
Others dream to rival that
And your blessed to never draw major debt
because success is your motto nothing keeps you down
Passing peeps in town, yo by leaps and bounds
People clapping when you talk because of deep renown
You drive Hummers and top model jeeps around
You know its bad and haram to be a miser and boast
But your healthier and wealthier and wiser than most
You gotta an adviser to those, who try to propose
Cause there's so many potentials that they line up in rows
You got it all, the power the money the wealth
Your thinking God's gotta love you more than anyone else
But wait Whoa wait a second, this isn't what your thinking
You gotta stop and think why you getting all the blessings
Don't want to let it shake ya, or let the devil make ya
Forget to praise Allah and then fail the test your taken
No doubt you're gonna try your best
Gotta be thankful and pray no less
Already gotta head up above the rest
Cause you realize this is just a test
Chorus
So face it, in life, you'll be tested at times
The devil, he's bright, don't let him mess with your mind
Yo, we're blessed, the Divine, which is the best for mankind
So He (God) gives us exams so don't get stressed out and whine
Even the best of all humanity was tested Himself
Allah can test us with calamity or test us with wealth
Can you hold back from profanity and focus yourself
Or maybe keep away from vanity and function in stealth
It's tough, trust me I know that it's rough
But after pain comes ease and you'll be blessed from above
I hope when the time for my test comes along I will cope and I'll find I'll be blessed when I'm strong
So my people, when life is a mess