Famous quotes by Steve Harvey:

"He's a honest man who does what he says,"

"Advertisers won't pay for African-Americans, ... They don't think we buy cars and detergent and homes. They think all we do is eat candy and drink soda."

"If my show was No. 1 in any other demographic, ... I'd get to be on the sides of buses and billboards all over town. I'd get to be on the covers of magazines. But I get no parties, no balloons. I don't even get a basket of fruit sent to my trailer."

"You may never get quiet time for reflection away from emails and the phone, if you do not take positive steps to be in control of both your time and the technology."

"There is a problem with (work) encroaching on home life, if the individual does not manage it and set the boundaries,"

"Individuals are not skilled in setting the boundaries between work and home (and) colleagues fail to respect other's rights to free time."

"The provision of a smart phone in no way requires users to either view or respond to business related emails or calls out of office hours,"

"Racing Stripes."

"We're amazed to have been nominated for anything other than the 'tallest double act' award because our combined height is 12 ft 6 in."

"I am from the hood; I never had nothing. Now that I have something, I must give back,"

"Failure is a great teacher, and I think when you make mistakes and you recover from them and you treat them as valuable learning experiences, then you've got something to share."

"A guy that's really serious about you, he's gotta be talking to you, he's gotta want to have one-on-one, in-your-face interaction. That's how we are."

"Men don't come up to you to just talk. We come up to you with a plan. We're looking across the room at you, and we don't care about your hopes and dreams. We don't care about what your future holds. We saw something we wanted."

"Women are the real reason we get up every day. I'm talking about real men. If there were no women, I would not even have to bathe, because why would I care? These are guys I'm hanging with. I wake up for a woman every day of my life to make it happen for her."

"God lets you be successful because he trusts you that you will do the right thing with it. Now, does he get disappointed often? All the time, because people get there and they forget how they got it."

"Being on a comedy tour is like traveling with family, everyone is all having a great time... then all of a sudden it turns sour. One thing gets said out of turn, and everyone is on everyone's last nerve. After an hour of silence, we all start laughing about it."

"Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into this thing, we will. Whatever we got to do."

"The problem is, women have stopped setting the bar high."

"I have seen some crazy people do some crazy things on my variety show. I have to stop and ask them a lot of the time, just how they figured out that they could do the things that they do, some of it is just plain freaky."

"Other than my foundation - mentoring programs - everything I do is for money."