Not Only But Always (2004)

Actors

• Jill McCullough (miscellaneous crew)
• George Faber (producer)
• Rhys Ifans (actor)
• David Sterne (actor)
• Colin Towns (composer)
• Richard Durden (actor)
• Alan Cox (actor)
• Elizabeth Hawthorne (actress)
• Peter Rowley (actor)
• Charles Pattinson (producer)
• Jonathan Aris (actor)
• John Leigh (actor)
• Timothy Balme (actor)
• Barbara Darragh (costume designer)
• Robin Soans (actor)

Genres

• Biography
• Drama

Quotes:

[Peter discovers Dudley shagging a young woman in his dressing room when he should be getting ready to go on stage]::Peter Cook: If you *do* decide to come on stage, Dudley, make sure you take her off your penis first.

Dudley Moore: Is my entire contribution to this show going to consist of my humiliating myself?::Peter Cook: No, Dudley. We'll do that for you.::Dudley Moore: Thank you. I wouldn't want to be appreciated or anything.::Peter Cook: Well, we initially tried looking up to you, Dudley... but when we did, we invariably found ourselves looking down.

Eleanor Bron: Sorry, sir. The club's full.::Upper Class Man: But I have an invitation. Do you know who I am?::Peter Cook: [to the people in the queue] Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. May I have everyone's attention for a moment? This gentleman doesn't seem to know who he is. If anyone here recognises this man, can you come to the front of the queue and tell him his name.::Upper Class Man: Fuck you!::Peter Cook: You'll have to queue for that, too, I'm afraid, sir. There's a £5 waiting list.

Dudley Moore: Why do you constantly belittle me?::Peter Cook: Dudley, I don't think it's possible to belittle a club-footed dwarf whose only talent is to play Chopsticks in the style of Debussy.

Wendy Snowden: Everything happens for a purpose. Go with the flow.::Peter Cook: I've enjoyed the plughole immensely. I can't wait for the drain.::Wendy Snowden: It's really weird that this has happened when it has. I'm pregnant.::Dudley Moore: I think that was the U-bend, Pete.

Dudley Moore: You have a generous heart.::Peter Cook: I do have a generous heart. I have a very generous heart. I recently caught it trying to give my liver to a wino.

Dudley Moore: Are you allergic to compassion?::Peter Cook: Only in suppository form.

[about to give a tribute to Dudley Moore on "This Is Your Life"]::Alan Bennett: They wanted a glowing accolade. But I said "No. I'll do an amusing anecdote" - because glowing accolades tend to sound so insincere.::Peter Cook: ...Especially when they are.

Peter Cook: The BBC want another series.::Dudley Moore: Oh good. I'll make it up, you write it down, take all the money, take all the credit, then turn up drunk, and I'll make it all up again.

[1978: sketch prompted by the recent death of Pope John Paul I]::Peter Cook: Hello, mother.::Dudley Moore: [falsetto] Hello, son.::Peter Cook: Did you go to the Pope's funeral?::Dudley Moore: [falsetto] Yeah, I did. It was lovely.::Peter Cook: The way they laid out the Pope was beautiful.::Dudley Moore: [falsetto] Oh yes, son.::Peter Cook: Looking at that dead Pope gave me the horn.::Dudley Moore: [falsetto, shocked] No!::Peter Cook: Yeah, I got so horny seeing him lying in state, I had to have a wank.::Dudley Moore: [corpses]::Peter Cook: Yeah. I came all over the Pope - right across his face.::Dudley Moore: [corpses]

Moore, Dudley Filmography

• The Unforgettable Dudley Moore
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• John Derek: Film Genius
  2012, role: actor
• Pete & Dud: The Lost Sketches
  2010, role: writer
• ...Sings The Beatles
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 80th Annual Academy Awards
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• A Very British Apocalypse
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Comedy Greats: Pete and Dud
  2007, role: actor
• The Very Best of 'Goodbye Again'
  2005, role: actor , character name: Various Characters
• Bruce Forsyth's Comedy Heroes
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 75th Annual Academy Awards
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• RIP 2002
  2002, role: actor
• The Sketch Show Story
  2001, role: actor , character name: Various Characters
• I Love Christmas
  2001, role: actor
• The Sketch Show Story
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Bedazzled
  2000, role: writer
• The Closer You Get
  2000, role: actor , character name: George Webber in '10'
• The Mighty Kong
  1998, role: actor , character name: Carl Denham
• The Fine Art of Separating People from Their Money
  1998, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Mighty Kong
  1998, role: actor , character name: King Kong
• Really Wild Animals
  1997, role: actor , character name: Spin
• The Disappearance of Kevin Johnson
  1996, role: actor , character name: Himself
• My Universe Inside Out
  1996, role: actor
• A Weekend in the Country
  1996, role: actor , character name: Simon Farrell
• The 52nd Annual Golden Globe Awards
  1995, role: actor , character name: Actor in a TV-Series - Drama
• The 52nd Annual Golden Globe Awards
  1995, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter: Best Actress
• Parallel Lives
  1994, role: actor , character name: Imaginary Friend
• Parallel Lives
  1994, role: actor , character name: President Andrews
• This Joint Is Jumpin'
  1993, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Celebrity Guide to Entertaining
  1993, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Concerto
  1993, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Pickle
  1993, role: actor , character name: Dudley Moore as Planet Cleveland Man
• Concerto
  1993, role: producer
• Blame It on the Bellboy
  1992, role: actor , character name: Melvyn Orton
• The Movie Awards
  1991, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Orchestra!
  1991, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Voices that Care
  1991, role: actor , character name: Himself - Choir Member
• Sinatra 75: The Best Is Yet to Come
  1990, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Crazy People
  1990, role: actor , character name: Emory Leeson
• Richard Lewis: I'm Doomed
  1990, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Celebrity Guide to Wine
  1990, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 62nd Annual Academy Awards
  1990, role: actor , character name: Himself - Co-Presenter: Best Original Song
• The 4th Annual American Comedy Awards
  1990, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Life of Python
  1990, role: actor , character name: Himself
• America's All-Star Tribute to Elizabeth Taylor
  1989, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Secret Policeman's Biggest Ball
  1989, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 5th Annual National WAIF Humanitarian Awards
  1989, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Christmas with the Stars: An International Earthquake Benefit
  1989, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• The 61st Annual Academy Awards
  1989, role: actor , character name: Himself - Co-Presenter: Best Costume Design
• Arthur 2: On the Rocks
  1988, role: producer
• The 2nd Annual American Comedy Awards
  1988, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter

Famous quotes by Dudley Moore:

"I certainly did feel inferior. Because of class. Because of strength. Because of height. I guess if I'd been able to hit somebody in the nose, I wouldn't have been a comic."

"I can't imagine not having music in my life, playing for myself or for other people."

"They also said it about a lot of nutcases."

"I am trapped in this body, and there is nothing I can do about it."

"It was very important to be here. It's a continuation of life,"

"I haven't had that many women - only as many as I could lay my hands on"

"In the course of an average lifetime anyone growing up in a house with such a clock (Westminster Chimes) will hear the tune over a million times."

"I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands"

"The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it"

"I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands."

"The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it."

"I haven't had that many women - only as many as I could lay my hands on."