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#MM93WorldChamp: Marc Marquez takes 2014 MotoGP World Championship

Duration: 0:48
Updated: 12 Oct 2014

The 2014 MotoGP™ World title was clinched by Marc Marquez at the Motul Grand Prix of Japan as he finished in second place behind race winner Jorge Lorenzo, with Valentino Rossi also on the podium. Subscribe to MotoGP on YouTube: http://goo.gl/IV00s Like MotoGP on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/MotoGP Follow MotoGP on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/MotoGP Follow MotoGP on Google+: http://plus.google.com/+MotoGP Visit The Official Website: http://www.motogp.com/en

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PornHub Takes New York - News Dump!

Duration: 9:10
Updated: 11 Oct 2014

Coming to you from New Orleans, LA this week's News Dump consists of a good handful of random! PornHub ERECTS a billboard in NYC, SNL Steals Sketches, a MYST TV Show, and MORE!! LINKS BELOW Subscribe to our SubReddit: http://www.reddit.com/r/etcshow Follow us on twitter: http://twitter.com/machinimaetc Porn Takes Manhattan: http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/pornhub-erects-huge-billboard-times-square-after-long-search-great-non-pornographic-ad-160632 SNL Stealing: http://www.avclub.com/article/saturday-night-live-accused-stealing-sketch-ground-210132 Twitter Sues America: http://online.wsj.com/articles/twitter-sues-u-s-government-over-data-requests-1412715949 Myst TV Show You're Too Young to Care About: http://www.forbes.com/sites/insertcoin/2014/10/08/new-myst-game-will-be-based-on-new-myst-tv-show/ Simpsons Sequel is Possible (Non-News): http://uproxx.com/tv/2014/10/james-l-brooks-gave-an-update-on-a-sequel-to-the-simpsons-movie/ Twin Peaks is BACK (PLZ tell us you care...): http://op-talk.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/10/08/twin-peaks-will-be-back-to-haunt-us-and-everyone-rejoices/?_php=true&_type=blogs&_r=0 Ebola Zombies are FAKE and You are an IDIOT: http://www.snopes.com/info/news/ebolazombie.asp DragonBall actors are HARDCORE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meZcSb39j68&feature;=youtu.be Edgar Wright Music Vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWSRtPTmRr4

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David Blatt takes on his Former Team

Duration: 2:33
Updated: 11 Oct 2014

When the Cavs opened preseason play against Maccabi Tel Aviv, it was an emotional night for Cleveland Head Coach David Blatt, who coached Maccabi to the Euroleague Championship in May. About the NBA: The NBA is the premier professional basketball league in the United States and Canada. The league is truly global, with games and programming in 215 countries and territories in 47 languages, as well as NBA rosters at the start of the 2013-14 season featuring a record 92 international players from 39 countries and territories. For the 2013-14 season, each of the league's 30 teams will play 82 regular-season games, followed by a postseason for those that qualify. The NBA consists of the following teams: Atlanta Hawks; Boston Celtics; Brooklyn Nets; Charlotte Hornets; Chicago Bulls; Cleveland Cavaliers; Dallas Mavericks; Denver Nuggets; Detroit Pistons; Golden State Warriors; Houston Rockets; Indiana Pacers; Los Angeles Clippers; Los Angeles Lakers; Memphis Grizzlies; Miami Heat; Milwaukee Bucks; Minnesota Timberwolves; New Orleans Pelicans; New York Knicks; Oklahoma City Thunder; Orlando Magic; Philadelphia 76ers; Phoenix Suns; Portland Trail Blazers; Sacramento Kings; San Antonio Spurs; Toronto Raptors; Utah Jazz; Washington Wizards. The NBA offers real time access to live regular season NBA games with a subscription to NBA LEAGUE PASS, available globally for TV, broadband, and mobile. Real-time Stats, Scores, Highlights and more are available to fans on web and mobile with NBA Game Time. For more information, as well as all the latest NBA news and highlights, log onto the league's official website at http://www.NBA.com Subscribe on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nba Subscribe to NBA LEAGUE PASS http://www.nba.com/leaguepass Download NBA Game Time http://www.nba.com/mobile Like us on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/nba Follow us on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/nba Follow us on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/nba Follow us on Tumblr http://nba.tumblr.com Shop for NBA Gear: http://store.nba.com

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Landon Donovan takes his last lap for USMNT

Duration: 2:26
Updated: 11 Oct 2014

Walk with Landon Donovan as he takes his final lap around the field for the US Men's National Soccer Team.

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Everything Takes Time is the perfect theme song for JoshAne

Duration: 4:06
Updated: 12 Oct 2014

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Hawk attacks drone! 'Angry bird' takes down quadcopter from skies

Duration: 0:34
Updated: 11 Oct 2014

An irate hawk reclaimed its patch of sky from an antagonistic drone this week in Cambridge, Massachusetts, knocking the buzzing recording device out of the sky as easily as its normal prey - READ MORE http://on.rt.com/1sknvl RT LIVE http://rt.com/on-air Subscribe to RT! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=RussiaToday Like us on Facebook http://www.facebook.com/RTnews Follow us on Twitter http://twitter.com/RT_com Follow us on Instagram http://instagram.com/rt Follow us on Google+ http://plus.google.com/+RT RT (Russia Today) is a global news network broadcasting from Moscow and Washington studios. RT is the first news channel to break the 1 billion YouTube views benchmark.

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Insane 707bhp Dodge Challenger Hellcat takes on the ‘Loops’ – Top Gear magazine

Duration: 0:52
Updated: 11 Oct 2014

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SHREDDED TOM TAKES PRO FITNESS TITLE

Duration: 3:37
Updated: 11 Oct 2014

Super-conditioning and a love of competing take UK fitness athlete from amateur to Pro at the WBFF in Las Vegas. Tom was profiled on this channel earlier this year as a 'Future Fitness Star' after the WBFF London show. But at that point, he was yet to earn his Pro Card. After a summer of training and working on conditioning, Tom headed out to the WBFF Worlds in Las Vegas to compete against 200 amateur male fitness models. His look impressed the judges, and the rest is history. WBFF returns to London with a Pro-Am show on November 8th. Info at: http://wbffshows.com/ You can download the video of WBFF London from: http://fitnessevents.com/

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141012 Roommate GOT7 Jackson takes Gayeon on the car

Duration: 0:24
Updated: 12 Oct 2014

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Explosive new video – artist takes on Cape farms

Duration: 4:20
Updated: 12 Oct 2014

Cape Flats rapper Isaac Mutant/Dookoom wants his new video to spark conversation, not violence, about the Western Cape’s farms.

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Luis Suárez had to go to the bathroom | Suarez takes toilet break during play Uruguay's vs Saudi

Duration: 0:41
Updated: 11 Oct 2014

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AMS GT-R Takes Down THREE 2,000hp Lambo's!!!

Duration: 9:47
Updated: 07 Oct 2014

The 2,000hp Alpha Omega GT-R piloted by Ivan Phipps claims the overall King of the Streets Texas Invitational Title and becomes one of the most deserving cars of the "Lambo Killer" title people like to throw around after these races. Taking down some of the FASTEST cars in the "street car / street" roll racing world as they climbed the brackets of a 42 car roll race including 2000hp Heffner & UGR Twin Turbo Lambo's, 1500-1600hp Twin Turbo Vipers and an 1100hp Supra!

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NYPD officer allegedly takes a man's money during arrest

Duration: 0:36
Updated: 09 Oct 2014

The Brooklyn DA’s Office is probing whether an NYPD cop stole $1,300 from a construction worker while searching him in Coney Island, officials said.

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ASAR: Aamir Khan takes on sports legislators l Impact of Satyamev Jayate

Duration: 47:11
Updated: 11 Oct 2014

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TRAYAURUS TAKES OVER THE WORLD!

Duration: 16:41
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

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Denise Takes Over - October 12, 2014

Duration: 11:27
Updated: 13 Oct 2014

Finally...Denise does ALL the talking in a Vlog! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/Oliviahas2moms FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/oliviahas2moms TWITTER: http://twitter.com/OliviaHas2Moms Email us at OliviaHas2Moms@gmail.com Peace! Ebony, Denise, & Olivia

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Airstrikes & applause: Reports ISIS takes 1/3 of Kobane, battle ongoing

Duration: 3:25
Updated: 09 Oct 2014

Syria-based observers say ISIS has now captured a third of Kobani. The Kurds say they can't hold out on their own and need heavy weapons. RT correspondent Irina Galushko is close to where the fighting is taking place and reports live. RT LIVE http://rt.com/on-air Subscribe to RT! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=RussiaToday Like us on Facebook http://www.facebook.com/RTnews Follow us on Twitter http://twitter.com/RT_com Follow us on Instagram http://instagram.com/rt Follow us on Google+ http://plus.google.com/+RT RT (Russia Today) is a global news network broadcasting from Moscow and Washington studios. RT is the first news channel to break the 1 billion YouTube views benchmark.

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CAUGHT ON CAMERA HEROINE ADDICT TAKES HER LAST BREATH BEFORE DYING! SAD FLYHEIGHT

Duration: 3:26
Updated: 09 Oct 2014

CAUGHT ON CAMERA HEROINE ADDICT TAKES HER LAST BREATH BEFORE DYING! (SAD)

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HAZEL FAITH DELA CRUZ - Everything Takes Time (Official Music Video)

Duration: 4:02
Updated: 02 Sep 2014

MUSIC VIDEO by Adamson University Everything Takes Time performed by Hazel Faith Dela Cruz Words & Music by Hazel Faith Dela Cruz Vocal Supervision & Background Vocals by Arnie Mendaros...

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Deadpool Takes Over NY Comic Con! | Mashable

Duration: 0:57
Updated: 10 Oct 2014

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North Carolina's first same sex marriage takes place in Raleigh, N.C.

Duration: 3:47
Updated: 10 Oct 2014

Wake County Deputy sheriff Chad Briggs and his partner Chris Creech exchanged vows as they are married at the Wake County Courthouse in Raleigh, N.C. Friday, October 10, 2014.

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TRAYAURUS TAKES OVER YOUTUBE | Minecraft

Duration: 4:22
Updated: 16 Aug 2014

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HAZEL FAITH DELA CRUZ - Everything Takes Time (Official Recording Session with lyrics)

Duration: 4:14
Updated: 24 Sep 2014

Everything Takes Time performed by Hazel Faith Dela Cruz Words & Music by Hazel Faith Dela Cruz Vocal Supervision & Background Vocals by Arnie Mendaros Guitars by Noel Mendez Recording Engineer by Marvin Tamayo Produced, Arranged & Mixed by Albert Tamayo Recorded at CFC Music Recording Studio Published by Star Songs, Inc. Lyric Video Edit by: Eaizen "Ice" Almazan and Archelle de Belen Subscribe to the Star Music channel! - http://bit.ly/StarMusicChannel Visit our official website! http://starmusic.abs-cbn.com Connect with us in our Social pages: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/starmusicph Twitter: https://twitter.com/starrecordsph Instagram: http://instagram.com/starmusicph Ⓟ&© 2014 STAR RECORDS INC. | Hazel Faith Dela Cruz - Everything Takes Time

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Public Enemy - It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold Us Back (FULL ALBUM)

Duration: 57:59
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

Public Enemy - It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold Us Back, Def Jam Recordings, 1988. 1 - Countdown to Armageddon - 00.00 2 - Bring the Noise - 1.41 3 - Do...

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It Takes Gutz To Be A Gutierrez (Resorts World Sentosa Episode)

Duration: 23:23
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

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Tyger Takes On Porn BBC3

Duration: 56:48
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

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It Takes Two

Duration: 100:55
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

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Until The Light Takes Us - Documentário sobre o Black Metal - Legendado

Duration: 92:59
Updated: 04 Sep 2014

Full movie and 4 hours of extras at www.blackmetalmovie.com Directed by Aaron Aites and Audrey Ewell Order the DVD with English, French & Spanish subtitles.a...

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What It Takes - Shawn Rhoden Bodybuilding Documentary

Duration: 22:42
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

Filmed between Washington DC and New York City in January of 2012. Shawn Rhoden shares his day with documentary filmmaker Erik Thorsvik as they travel from R...

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Fingerstyle Tutorial: The Winner Takes It All - Guitar Lesson w/ TAB

Duration: 27:50
Updated: 04 Sep 2014

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Until The Light Takes Us Subtitulado al Español Full completo

Duration: 91:45
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

documental del black metal noruego, lanzada en 2009, de los directores Aaron Aites y Audrey Ewell. La película incluye entrevistas a los pioneros del black m...

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Jefferson Airplane Takes Off [Full Album]

Duration: 49:14
Updated: 04 Sep 2014

"Jefferson Airplane Takes Off" was the maiden voyage that took off in the early fall months of 1966. An underrated gem that's long been one of my favorite J....

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对对碰 It Takes Two Episode 1

Duration: 42:28
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

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"Baby Takes the Cake" - Episode 17 - Strawberry Shortcake

Duration: 20:46
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

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Boxing The Ugly Truth(F.Mayweather-Takes the Oath!)

Duration: 44:34
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

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Blind Commentary MLP:FIM Season 4 Episode 8 Rarity Takes Manehatten

Duration: 24:15
Updated: 01 Sep 2014

It's finally here! And I'm going to commentate it for your (or at least my own) enjoyment. So sit back, relax, chill a little, and enjoy! FAIR USE, Title 17,...

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Shri Narendra Modi takes oath as Prime Minister of India at Rashtrapati Bhavan

Duration: 98:42
Updated: 17 Aug 2014

Shri Narendra Modi takes oath as Prime Minister of India at Rashtrapati Bhavan.

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Whatever it takes dude! - The Story of the 1993 Philadelphia Phillies

Duration: 60:13
Updated: 30 Aug 2014

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The Magic School Bus - Ep52 - Takes A Dive (FULL ENGLISH EPISODE)

Duration: 22:01
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

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Dr.Phil "Stepdad Takes on Dr. Phil" (June 30, 2014)

Duration: 39:34
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

Subscribe and stay tuned ! Thank you for subscribing ! If you like the video, a rating would be highly appreciated ! Brenda claims her husband, Drew, is phys...

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对对碰 It Takes Two Episode 34

Duration: 43:06
Updated: 26 Aug 2014

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Hogans Heroes S3 E21 - War Takes a Holiday

Duration: 25:26
Updated: 30 Aug 2014

Hogans Heroes S3 E21 - War Takes a Holiday.

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对对碰 It Takes Two Episode 33

Duration: 43:03
Updated: 28 Aug 2014

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It Takes A Thief S02E01 Big Burglar on Campus

Duration: 43:48
Updated: 04 Sep 2014

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对对碰 It Takes Two Episode 30

Duration: 42:57
Updated: 02 Sep 2014

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Florence Takes Down Slater in Quarterfinals of Rip Curl Pro Bells Beach

Duration: 33:22
Updated: 04 Sep 2014

John John Florence eliminates Kelly Slater in Quarterfinal No. 3 of the Rip Curl Pro Bells Beach.

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Hot in Cleveland Season 05 Episode 05 Elka Takes a Lover Part 2

Duration: 10:06
Updated: 20 Sep 2014

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Hot in Cleveland Season 05 Episode 05 Elka Takes a Lover Part 1

Duration: 10:08
Updated: 20 Sep 2014

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Updated: 20 Sep 2014

The 2014 model year marks the final stand for Toyota's feisty FJ Cruiser sport/ute. Before it disappears, host Arthur St. Antoine takes the burliest FJ ever—

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Updated: 20 Sep 2014

18+older! Washington State Legislature Ron Lawson takes a hot knife like a champ! His story is amazing look him up! Thank you so much Sonshineorganics.com for all the amazing cannabis love! SHARE VID

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Updated: 20 Sep 2014

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Updated: 20 Sep 2014

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Gavin Academy Owner Michael Bell takes the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge!

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Updated: 20 Sep 2014

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Updated: 20 Sep 2014

PSA for students to wear their seatbelts!! Click it or Ticket. Produced by Gaither TV 2 period 8.

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Updated: 20 Sep 2014

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An animal activist takes the #disruptspeciesism challenge in Eugene

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Updated: 20 Sep 2014

An animal activist goes into a place of normalized violence and speaks out on behalf of the oppressed. It's not food, it's violence.

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He Who Takes the Son Gets Everything

Duration: 39:13
Updated: 20 Sep 2014

Today's sermon was given by Elder Glynn Scott. The scripture reading is Matthew 8: 5-13.

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Updated: 20 Sep 2014

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Gavin Academy co-owner Michael Bell takes the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge!

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Updated: 20 Sep 2014

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Updated: 20 Sep 2014

This Is me failing when that wasn't supposed to happen

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Updated: 20 Sep 2014

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Gavin Academy co-owner Michael Bell takes the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

Duration: 1:03
Updated: 20 Sep 2014

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Updated: 20 Sep 2014

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Hazardous material cleaners spray disinfectant on their personal protective equipment after working in the apartment where Thomas Eric Duncan, the Ebola patient who traveled from Liberia to Dallas, stayed last week, Sunday, Oct. 5, 2014, in Dallas.

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12 Oct 2014

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13 Oct 2014

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Brigadier Michael Ryan takes over command of 1st Brigade from John Frewen

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Leticia Gonçalves Takes Reins as Regional Lead for Monsanto in Europe & Mideast as Key ...

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13 Oct 2014

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Nkuranyabahizi's Coaching Dream Takes Shape

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13 Oct 2014

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Top Dickies, Tricia Toyota

(Phillips, Lee, Wagon)
I came home one night tuned my T.V. in
my favorite show was about to begin
as I was scanning across the dial
I saw her read the news with delectable style
Then I was sure that within a while
I was Stuck
Stuck in a pagoda
with Tricia Toyota
I¡¯m Stuck
We were watching Abe Vigoda
then every thing will be fine
Later that night we went for a drive
and I can say I never felt more alive
taking in the sights of old Tokyo
with Tricia by my side and money to blow
I knew then I never wanted to let her go
Chorus
Lead
Chorus
Always in a daze Always in a dream
Always find that things are not what they seem
A little Asian Goddess came from up above
I thank you NBC for sending my love
And Tricia is the one I've been dreaming of
Chorus

Top Dickies, Walk Like An Egg

I'm just a lonley egg
Peel me down
I'm not afraid
What will we do
What will we do
What will we do
Walk like an egg
Yankee shake a leg,shake a leg,shake a leg
C'mon and walk like an egg
Yankee shake a leg,shake a leg,shake a leg
I'm just a lonely egg and I'm an egghead
Peel me down and I'm white and naked
Everybody thinks that I'm just a joke
Baby,baby the joke's on you
Waddling around
Egg is in town
A fellow's gotta waddle

Top Dickies, Waterslide

I got my mat
I'm gonna take a dive
I might get wet
But I'll still be alive
It only cost 3 bones
To prove my masculinity
But when I'm riding I'm free
I'm on the waterslide
(Woh-Oh)
I'm on the waterslide
(Let's go)
I'm On The Waterslide
Watch me go
In the shoot
I'll do the loop to loop
but in the end
I'll wind up in the soup
Last one to finish
Has to pay for every ride
but if I'm last you'll let me slide
Go down backwards on the waterslide
Lane 5 on the waterslide
Lane 6 on the waterslide

Top Dickies, House of Raoul

Wake me up in the morning 'cause
We're going to the House of Raoul
I'm giving you a warning
Tell me, are you a man or a mouse?
House of Raoul, House of Raoul
I was cookin' cabbage in the House of Raoul
Gonna get evicted from the House of Raoul
Tell me when we're leavin' 'cause
We're rocking at the House of Blue Lights
While the train is leavin'
I'm drinkin' beer and watching the fights
House of Raoul, House of Raoul
I was cookin' cabbage in the House of Raoul

Top Dickies, Make It So

Set the controls for the Neutral Zone-make it so
Where no one's gone before is where we'll boldly go
Kunta Kinte's blind and he's at the controls, oh no!
It's hard to navigate with an air filter stuck on your nose
Make it so
Live long and prosper
Make it so
Gold-press latinem
Make it so
Assimilate all of them
Make it so
Secure the bridge 'cause we're moving faster than light
Alien gods of Cardassia are happy tonight
We're flying through the stars and we're hitting the bars, all right!
Data's going to tell me that the Romulans will put up a fight
We're going to fly the friendly skies
Take a word now to the wise
Where we're going no one knows
The Enterprise is out of control
Won't you make it so
Like Edgar Allen Poe
Or maybe G.I. Joe?
Hey everybody,

Top Dickies, Just Say Yes

You say there's someplace that you gotta be
Find peace of mind and serenity
With a little help from modern chemistry
25 dollars can buy it
Just say yes...yes
Just say yes...yes
You're sliding down that slippery slope
You're the very reason why they call it dope
Yellin' for someone to throw yo uthe rope
Tell all your friends they should try it
Just say yes...yes
Just say yes...yes
I don't know what they're saying
Russian roulette I'm playing
It's straight I should be staying
Inside a chapel praying
My conscience I'll be saving
For now I'll just keep saying yes
Now I'm age 43
Waiting by the phone for a new kidney
I wish I didn't have to hurt to take a pee
That's not gonna stop me
Just say yes...yes
Just say yes...yes

Top Dickies, I'm on Crack

I'm on crack
I'm on crack
It's giving me a heart a-ta-ta-tack
I'm on crack
I used to hang around at the waterslide
Now I'm taking my strawberry for a ride
I used to have firends, now I'm a loner
'Cause a twenty dollar rock is giving me a boner
On crack
I'm on crack
It's giving me a heart a-ta-ta-tack
I'm on crack
Crack crack crack
Straight shooter
Get the chore boy
Dorsal rooter used to be my pride and joy
Face of fire
Don't look back
Richard Pryor, copper wire
Burn that mutha 'till it turns black
I used to hang around at the waterslide
Now I'm taking my strawberry for a ride
I used to be a dude, now I'm a homey
If you don't like that then go ahead and blow me
On crack
I'm on crack
It's giving me a heart a-ta-ta-tack
I'm on crack
I'm doing lines all the time
John Belushi was a friend of mine
Can't relate, I'm losin' weight
The thin white duke is on my favorite plate
A dummy line doin' crime
Standing on the street selling my behind
Grinding my jaw, breakin' the law
Stealing tens and twenties from my ma and pa
To buy crack
I'm on crack
I'm on crack

Top Dickies, Toxic Avenger

Out of the rust and into the slime
Everybody knows that he's here for mankind
Toxic Avenger
Would you believe-a mouse to a man!
No one from this planet can realize his plan
Toxic Avenger, Toxic Avenger
Out of the dark and into the light
Mercilessly devastating his enemies, turning wrong to right
Toxic Avenger, Toxic Avenger
But nobody loves him and he's such a lonely man
All they ask from him is to guard this promised land
Out of the rust and into the slime
Everybody thinks that he's out of his mind

Top Dickies, There'a A Place

there
there's a place where i can go
when i feel low when i feel blue
and it's my mind and there's no time
when i'm alone
i think of you the things you do
go 'round my head the things you said
like "i love only you"
in my mind there's no sorrow
don't you know that it's so
there'll be no sad tomorrow
don't you know that it's so
there
there' a place where i can go
when i feel low when i feel blue
and it's my mind and there's no time
when i'm alone

Top Dickies, Welcome to the Diamond Mine

Now we go into the diamond mine
Nobody knows what we might find
Leftover licks from Jimmy Page
Parsley, sage, "Rosemary" and thyme
Don't take me down
You're gonna lose your marbles in the diamond mine
Don't take me down
Welcome to the diamond mine
People tellin' me it's dark down here
There's nothin' to fear except fear itself
Jellybeans are poppin' outta my fez
Simple Simon says, "You better hang on to your elf!"
Don't take me down
I don't want to lose my marbles in the diamond mine
Don't take me down
Welcome to the diamond mine
Don't tell me that you're cursed with a yardstick for the universe

Top Dickies, Unconscious Power

we all want to prepare you
the unbelievable is going to happen
it will linger in your mind forever
let this carry you wherever - wherever
triggering the unconscious power
removing all your inhibitions
releasing complete freedom of thought
sensations of every sense will prevail
with this you will see every thing
triggering the unconscious power
triggering the unconscious power
i say to you
nothing for now
oh, now we know all
we know all
we know all

Top Dickies, Town Without Pity

when you're young and so and love as we
and bewildered by the world we see
how can people hurt us so
only those in love would know
what a town without pity can do
if we stop to gaze upon a star
people talk about how bad we are
how can we keep love alive
how can anything survive
when these little minds tear you in two
what a town without pity can do
the young have problems many problems
we need an understanding heart
why don't they help us try to help us
before this clay and granite planet falls apart
take these eager lips and hold me fast
i'm afraid this kind of joy can't last
how can we keep love alive
how can anything survive
when these little minds tear you in two

Top Dickies, Whack The Dalai Lama

there's one hand clapping and it's in my head
whack the dalai lama
he's telling me he'd be better off dead
whack the dalai lama
and he's the focus of evil in the world today
whack the dalai lama
well i'm the real dalai lama anyway
whack the dalai lama
whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
whack the dalai lama
whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
whack the dalai lama
he's an informant for the fbi
whack the dalai lama
stop me and tell the world goodbye
whack the dalai lama
and all the rich kids on the mtv
whack the dalai lama
are saying buy my records and tibet goes free
whack the dalai lama
whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
whack the dalai lama
whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
whack the dalai lama
whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
the bigger they come the harder they fall
i'm not a spiritual steven segal
so line em up against the wall
i'm not the dalai lama
when there's no one there
i'll be dressed as richard gere
i'll sit down to meditate
when i draw my gun
he'll already have begun to re-incarnate
the bigger they come the harder they fall
i'm not a spiritual steven segal
so line em up against the wall
i'm not the dalai lama
whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
whack the dalai lama
whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
whack the dalai lama
whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
whack the dalai lama

Top Dickies, Wagon Train

hey ho hey ho there's something i don't know
like who i am or where i go
we're on this climb we'll be there for some time
there is no reason i can find
wagon train what's my name
can you guess my crime
wagon train ease the pain
and leave the world behind
wagon train head 'em up ehoh
a brave new world for all those boys and girls
a universe for us to roam
they cast us out and left us with no doubt

Top Dickies, Squaggy Doo

his head is big and brown and flat
he's about to rape a cat
they call him squaggy doo
he arches back and his dick ?
he's just a big horny overgrown puppy
kwang chung
his mouth is black and his nuts are black
there's an eight inch doodle stick
working it's way out of his back
they call him sqauggy doo
licking his bone
he's in the kitchen all alone
but he'd really like to be friends with you
squaggy dog squaggy doo my dog
you make it look so easy
you're butthole is so breezy - kill
you poor old sod it's only me
remember when you you were down on your knees
and the cats that cling onto your beard
they were screaming in agony
hey when you dug the bone out the ground
and the poor mailman came to ...

Top Dickies, Spirit Of 76.

tell me how can it be in the land of diet cola
there's a terrible page of history
in the land of the free that's made for me and my sharona
shake your booty's and let your banners fly
76 - it's the spirit of 76
76 - it's the spirit of revolution
76 - it's the spirit of 76 bring it back
dawn's early light it doesn't shine until tomorrow
every value that made this country right
i am what i am what i am
every man jack and boy eats their spinach
ready to fight for the finish

Top Dickies, Solitary Confinement

i can't get out
i'm stuck inside
i have to shout
i'm stuck in my brain
it's all in my mind
i'm in myself
coz there's nothing to find
i'm in i'm in i'm in

Top Dickies, Silent Night

silent night holy night
all is calm all is bright
'round yon virgin mother and child
holy infant so tender and mild
sleep in heavenly peace

Top Dickies, She's A Hunchback

she's a nice girl and i like her style
but she's a hunchback
i'm not a pretty guy got a wooden eye
but she's a hunchback
i take her to the football game
she's my little notre dame
and i know things won't be the same
without a hunchback
took her to the dance looking for romance
she's a hunchback
and when she does the twist i just can't resist
watching a hunchback
everybody's laughing at me
why can't they just let us be
she'll go down in history
she's got a hunchback
i got a hunch then again i just don't know
she drinks hawaiian punch she calls me quasimodo
i'm a lucky fella she's my esmarelda
doin' what i oughta she always brings me water
i know i'm doing well she's ringing my bell
she's got a hunchback
yeah i'm feeling fine coz she's so divine
with a hunchback
i take her down to gay paris
on films and books we don't agree
she can't walk and i can't see

Top Dickies, Stukas Over Disneyland

mickey's on the production line
i'm a super mouse in time
everybody's doing the goose step out in anaheim
mastermouse gonna feel no fear
mickey's gonna lead us to the new frontier
everybody wants to be the perfect mouseketeer
and there's stukas over disneyland
stukas over disneyland
stukas over disneyland
stukas over disneyland
jiminy cricket wrote a victory speech
with nottsberry farm right in reach
our liebestraum has been extended to huntington beach
turn on the gas and you're gonna see
how to achieve racial harmony
we need a perfect order that's our genetic destiny
got an ss ticket i'm feeling fine
spent five long hours just standing in line
passed inspection got my ears on straight
gonna fire up my engines 'fore it gets too late

Top Dickies, Song of the Dawn

Wake from your sleep all you weary ones
Who are leary of the night
Look to the east all you dreary ones
Who are waiting for the light
Dawn is breaking and a new day is born
The world is singing the song of the dawn
Birds are singing
Hear them welcome the morn
They're sweetly singing the song of the dawn
Yesterday the sky was grey
Look this morning they're blue
The smiling sun tells everyone
Come and start life anew
Sing hallelujah
For the dark night is gone
The world is singing the song of the dawn
Sing hallelujah
For the dark night is gone

Top Dickies, Sobriety

i got a steady job but i'm living a lie
i'm a drunken slob i've got a d.u.i
sobriety, sobriety
when i was 17 i had my first drink
now i'm 43 and i'm seeing a shrink
sobriety, sobriety
mom i'm living at the chandler lodge
somebody wants to sell me the dodge
it's another gift of sobriety
it took a fifth of vodka just to put me to sleep
now you take away the liquor and your left with a creep
sobriety, sobriety
you've got a lot of nerve to tell me things are ok
if you want to keep it gotta give it away
sobriety, sobriety
mom i'm living at the chandler lodge
somebody wants to sell me the dodge
it's another gift of sobriety
everybody knows
the emperor's got new clothes
i'm gonna make the story sad
but it's the best friend i ever had
i know it's gonna kick my ass
so go ahead and pour another glass
sobriety
sobriety
mom they threw me out the chandler lodge
so now i'm sleeping in my dodge
it's another gift of sobriety
mom they threw me out the chandler lodge
so now i'm sleeping in my dodge

Top Dickies, Poodle Party

I want you tonight
Won't you please come over
I don't like your looks
But then again,I'm not sober
Oh Doggy Doo
You're the sleaziest
Oh Lorna Doon
You're the easiest except for me
Come over tonight and
Show me some good fun yeah
Remember when you leave
Don't tell anyone
Oh Doggy Doo
You're the sleaziest
Oh Poodle chew
You're the easiest except for me

Top Dickies, Paranoid

i'm finished with my woman
cause she couldn't help me with my mind
people think i'm insane
because i am frowning all the time
all day long i think of things
but nothing seems to satisfy
i think i will lose my mind
if i don't find something to qualify
can you help me
help me with my brain
and so as you hear these words
telling you of my fate
i tell you to enjoy life
i wish i could but it's too late
make a joke i will sigh
and you will laugh and i will cry
happiness i cannot feel
and love to me is so unreal

Top Dickies, Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind

calling the doctor dr. kildare
i'm in a sad sad state of repair
can you find something in your bag for me
to put me out of my misery
i want to shout yeah i want to scream
i want to take her for a ride in my dream machine
and you can say that i'm the odd man out
there must be quite a lot of that going about
because it's out of sight
means it's out of mind
well it's out of sight
you got your life girl and i got mine
everyday i hear about fidelity
it doesn't seem to show up in the girls that i see
i have to give myself a second chance
i almost lost my head after just one glance
i think im smart yeah i think i'm wise
and then i take a look into her big blue eyes
she tells me leonard i love you so
and i could never ever bare to let you go
well everyone's saying that she's unaware
and that i i just don't care
but in my heart things don't feel that way
she's driving me out of my mind
i've been away for thirty days or more
and living with out her can be such a chore
so every night i've got to stand alone

Top Dickies, Nobody But Me

nobody can do the shake like i do
nobody can do the twist like i do
nobody can do the boogaloo like i do
nobody can do the monkey like i do
well let me tell you that the kids are doing it
nobody doin' but me babe nobody but me
i wanna tell you that the kids are doing it
nobody doin' but me babe nobody but me
well there's nobody nobody but me
nobody - nobody
nobody - nobody
nobody - nobody
nobody - nobody
nobody - nobody
nobody - nobody
nobody - nobody

Top Dickies, My Pop The Cop

i got a letter from my mom today
she's telling me he's here to stay
it's quite a strange phenomenon
won't you turn that siren on
i'm talking about my pop the cop
he's taking names and he's blowin' his top
my pop the cop
i only wish that i could make him stop
don't wanna fight or start a row
to sacrifice that sacred cow
he's packing heat now he can't fail
and mommy dearest won't pay my bail
yeah he's the law there's now doubt about it
tell me why he's so proud about it
i thought of runnin' away

Top Dickies, Pretty Please Me

pretty please with sugar on top
hey babe wont you do the flop
beebop boy see j seabring
twenty thousand years in sing sing
i said my well my my my
animal god with a cod piece
still shot on the stormy seas
be a man want to be a man
people got to eat in pakistan
i said my my my my
please me
pretty please me
its so easy to pretty please me
if it feels alright
pretty please me right
let's go
san san is the new age
the bam bam is the new rage
i got a girl a twitchin' girl
i keep her cool in a dream world
i said my my my my
tick tock goes the big clock
i take a time out till the whole world stops
bang bang goes the big gun
tell me babe im the only one

Top Dickies, Pretty Ballerina

i had a date with a pretty ballerina
her hair so brilliant that it hurt my eyes
i asked her for this dance and then she obliged me
was i surprised was i surprised no not at all
i saw her yesterday it could have been tomorrow
i couldn't keep the joy that was inside
i begged for her to tell me if she really loves me
somewhere a mountain is moving afraid it's moving in on me
and when i wake on a dreary monday morning
i open up my eyes to find there's rain
and something strange within says go ahead and find her

Top Dickies, Nights In White Satin

nights in white satin
never reaching the end
letters i've written him
never meaning to send
beauty i've always missed
with these eyes before
just what the truth is
i can't say anymore
cos i love you yes i love you...
gazing at people
some hand in hand
just what i'm going through
they can't understand
some try to tell me
thoughts they cannot defend
just what you want to be

Top Dickies, Mental Ward

Get in your cell
Don't talk back
Get in your cell
or I'll Put you on a rack
Get in your cell
Don't talk back
Get in your cell
or I'll Put you on a rack
I Gotta Get out of this mental ward
The stink in my cell has got me totally floored
I'm so sick and tired of being ignored
Yeah my mental ward
Repeat first verse
Mental Ward
It's my Mental Ward
Mental Ward

Top Dickies, Manny, Moe And Jack

When your on the road
and your car wont pull that load
and your wheels aren't feeling fine
Well I know of this joint
where they'll check your plugs and points
I know these guys they're three good friends of mine
Manny Moe and Jack
They know what I'm after
Manny Moe and Jack
They Know what I'm after
They're Manny Moe and Jack
Once your inside
they wont take you for a ride
they got a good deal for you and your automobile
for the right price
they will sell you fuzzy dice
and leather hand grips for your steering whee-al
If its tires you want they got a lot for you
Dunlop, Firestone, Pirelli too
Many Moe and Jack!

Top Dickies, Magoomba

in the beginning since the dawn of man
in forest green and in desert sands
the yearning of humanity
to know that god is a reality
is there a heaven is there a hell
where angels sing and demons dwell
to know all this i used to think was wise
but then magoomba opened my eyes
magoomba magoomba
voodoo god of africa
magoomba
magoomba magoomba
voodoo god of africa
magoomba
holy holy be his terrible name
utter it once and go up in flames
adorn his crown with butterflies
ayin the sign of the opened eye
the words of madness and mystery
the very power that he brings to me
i rave i rape i rip i rend
is everlasting world without end
magoomba rides upon the whirlwinds
spawn from nature's ancient dream
he moves uopn the world of mankind
like the siren's scream
does he like buddha or jesus christ
can he promise you a paradise
does he bring light like lucifer
bestowing power by the rite of birth
the day of cross and trinity
is done the twilight of the gods has come
it is the morning of magic and mirth

Top Dickies, Monkey See Monkey Do

wake up early in the morning sun arise
confound the theory of evolution in your eyes
they don't want to tell you
they'll try to sell you
to dispel your fears
listen here
we're all playing monkey see monkey do
we forgot what it's coming to
we're all playing monkey see monkey do
we forgot what it's coming to
heads up patricidal monday afternoon
i've got a rope and a tire hanging in my room
i'm not at my station
it's a fine vacation
happens every year
listen here
i've seen cannibals in the night
they live like animals stalking each other
just to have some peace of mind
see them following the eyes of the blind
it's all right later in the evening
sun goes down

Top Dickies, Marry Me Ann

anne i'm just a wild twitchin' junkie in a punk rock band
i'm tellin you ann
i'll be your friend till the end of the family plan
i promise you ann
i wanna be there when the father puts a ring on your hand
ann and you're the only living woman that i understand
ann i wanna wanna marry
ann i think i'm gonna marry
ann so will you marry me ann
ann i realise other guys took advantage of you
i'm sorry for them
a lot of times seems like we are living it too
i'm warning you ann
we're gonna be together til we're both a hundred and two
ann oh by the way did i tell you i love you
i'll see you february
next to the cemetary

Top Dickies, It's Huge

king size xl double magnified
longer than the rio grande or a river twice as wide
bigger than the beatles
better than the rolling stones
all across the universe
and light-years from home
it's huge
my love for you is huge
my love for you is huge
it's bigger than a bread box
deeper than the deep blue sea
longer than the china wall
more than you and me
tougher than godzilla
bigger than ol' king kong
longer than the texas state
bigger than this song
it's huge
my love for you is huge
it's scaring me
what's tearing me apart
is that i'm made to feel so small
but when i see myself reflected in your eyes
i'm ten feet tall
king size extra large quadruple magnified
longer than the rio grande or a river twice as wide
bigger than the beatles
better than the rolling stones
all across the universe
and light-years from home
it's huge
my love for you is huge
don't be afraid of it it's huge
my love for you is huge
it's huge

Top Dickies, I've Got A Splitting Hedachi

Well it's a chilly chilly evening
and you're burning with desire
Get it up, get it up, get it up and go
I've been doin calestenics
just to try to get in shape now
Get it up, get it up, get it up and go
The set is on and I'm watching a show
but I can do it if you really must know
I should of known by you actions
what you're disposition's geared for
but I've had a busy morning
and my cranium is getting sore
Because I've got a splitting hedachi
And I don't wanna serve you now
Oh, I've got a splitting hedachi
you said that you would give me head
but I'd rather watch Johnny instead
Well its pushin 2:30
and you're feelin really dirty yeah
you got my hand on my member
and you're tryin to get a tremor yeah
I can't stand it now the pain is so bad

Top Dickies, I'm Stuck In A Condo (with) Marlon Brando

I'm stuck inside a condo with Mr. Marlon Brando
He tells me, "Get the butter," sounds just like my mother
He wasn't nice to Connie
His son, he shot somebody
For messin' with his daughter
Just like the Godfather
I'm stuck inside a condo with Mr. Marlon Brando
He's heavy and he's hairy
He's really scaring me...Marlon Brando
Well, I saw him in a movie
He used to be so groovy
Now he's eating mashed potatoes
He's a human Winnebago
I'm stuck inside a condo with Mr. Marlon Brando
He's a heavy dingleberry
He's really scary...Marlon Brando
Domino's delivery has brought me to him
Cheese and pepperoni, watch him shovel it in
He's giving me a lecture on the wages of sin

Top Dickies, Infidel Zombie

Well I've been running for a while
and I know that I'm next in line
she's been gettin trigger happy
and I've heard so far that she's killed 9
well it's a complicated tale
with a price on my head
and a sharp looking agent who
wants to find me certified dead
She's an infidel zombie
she gets depressed with duress
a love that cannot find me
Let me tell you
I don't believe it
There's a bullet with my name on it now
They caught me once while I was out messin around
they put me in cemented wedges but I didn't drown
I'm back on the streets and running for my life again
but I know they'll tear it down and they're gonna start

Top Dickies, Hideous

you're so hideous
you're not one of us
i really pity you
and i don't want you
it's so hard to face you're face
every time i look at you i feel disgrace
i don't want to find you in my place
you are just a basket case
it's so hard to face you're face
every time i look at you i feel disgraced
i don't want to find you in my place
you shouldn't belong to the human race
you're so hideous
you're not one of us
i really pity you

Top Dickies, Banana Splits (The Tra La La Song)

tra la la tra la la la
tra la la tra la la la
tra la la tra la la la
tra la la tra la la la
one banana two banana three banana four
all bananas make a split so do many more
over hill and highway the banana buggies go
come along to bring you the banana splits show
four banana three banana two banana one
all bananas playing in the bright warm sun
flipping like a pancake popping like a cork
fleagle bingo drooper and snork
making up a mess of fun
making up a mess of fun
making up a mess of fun
lots of fun for everyone
four banana three banana two banana one
all bananas playing in the bright warm sun
flipping like a pancake popping like a cork

Top Dickies, He's Courtin' Courtney

i bought me a '38
i just got back from heavens gate
he's courtin' courtney
i didn't think she'd get far
but now shes a fuckin' movie star
he's courtin' courtney he's courtin' courtney
she'll keep me in beer and cigarettes
and be my turtle dove
it's courtney
she's the one i love
i don't want to be unkind
but she's the kind of girl'l make you lose your mind
he's courtin' courtney he's courtin' courtney
i help her spend her cash
i treat her just like trailer trash
he's courtin' courtney he's courtin' courtney
sugar spice everything nice
i don't need to heed your priceless advice
when i'm courting courtney love
she'll keep me in beer and cigarettes
and be my turtle dove
it's courtney
she's the one i love
think i'll throw a fit
i've made my bed i'm gonna lie in it
he's courtin' courtney he's courtin' courtney
courting i'm courtin' courtney
cos he's courting i'm courtin' courtney courtney
cos he's courting i'm courtin' courtney courtney courtney

Top Dickies, Got It At The Store

where'd you get it i got it at the store
where'd you get it i can't get any more
where'd you get it i got it at the store
where'd you get it i can't get any more
i got it at the store you can't get any more
i tried another floor but they had nothing same as before
you gotta put down a deposit if you wanna buy more
i got it at the store you can't get any more
i tried another floor but they had nothing same as before

Top Dickies, Golden Boys

mother mary had a son
who's days were spent on having fun
then one day she got a letter
you could make yourself feel better
mother mary had a man who heals with healing hands
millions of boys play dead
mother mary baby
you're flipped out to over influence
one day you will see it
you will make yourself feel better
mother mary had a man who heals with healing hands
millions of boys play dead
go go golden boys
you've got you're war toys looking straight ahead
and with your eyes so blue i will remember you
one for me and one for you
go go golden boys go go golden boys
turning water into wine
go go golden boys go go golden boys

Top Dickies, I CAN'T LET GO

well i tried and i try but i can't say goodbye
feel so bad baby though it hurts me
when think of how you love and desert me
i'm the broken hearted toy you play with baby
you got me going i need you baby
i can't let go and i want you baby
i gotta have you know
i can't let go
though i'm just one of your lovers
and i know that there are so many others
you do something strange to me baby baby
i try and i try but i can't say goodbye

Top Dickies, Free Willy

he's hot blooded and he lives in the sea
he's black and white on your colour tv
this is a story of fortune and fame
and now there's only charlie tuna to blame
proof in the rainbow with all of the trout
but that's not really what life's about
free willy
coz willy really needs to be free
but will he be a star tomorrow
willy hasn't read for a part since free willy 3
he's playing vegas for those in the know
he's on the radio with kevin dubrow
when will he work again no one can say
and all he gets is unemployment today
and now his manager is telling him lies
that's not such a big surprise
for every scenario he has in his mind
leonardo dicaprio won't invest a dime
after all of the booze and broads he's left in his wake
now he's thirty days out of rehab

Top Dickies, Fan Mail

Dear sirs,
To whom this may concern
there's facts Id like to learn
so many things I wanna know
especially trivial info paraphernalia badges and regalia
please send me everything
cuz I
am interested in you
and every thing you do
I find myself at all your shows
could you tell me where you buy your clothes
could you sign my little sisters face
put your signature any place and please send me a bio
Cuz we've got fan mail
we really really read it
Fan mail
we really really need it
I sent you my letter now I want a reply
you don't know any better than you won't take your time with my
Fan Mail
So I would like to know just if and when
you'll be in town again
so that I could meet with you
and brag at my friends at school
have you been all around the world
have you seen every kind of girl
or are you from the other side
cause you
you can't believe everything that you read
with the hypocrysy and the greed
the papers all the things that they say
they don't tell me anything anyway
that's why I've gotta get it straight from you
concerning your situation
without an obligation
Break
My Fan mail(Oohs and Aahs)
What's this I find to my surprise
those fans that I idolized
no longer seem to exist
now tell what can be the cause of this
perhaps it could be their egos
I tell you heaven only knows
I didn't even get a newsletter
Fan Mail Send it out to me

Top Dickies, (I'm Stuck In A Pagoda With) Tricia Toyota

I came home one night tuned my T.V. in
my favorite show was about to begin
as I was scanning across the dial
I saw her read the news with delectable style
Then I was sure that within a while
I was Stuck
Stuck in a pagoda
with Tricia Toyota
I'm Stuck
We were watching Abe Vigoda
then every thing will be fine
Later that night we went for a drive
and I can say I never felt more alive
taking in the sights of old Tokyo
with Tricia by my side and money to blow
I knew then I never wanted to let her go
Always in a daze Always in a dream
Always find that things are not what they seem
A little Asian Goddess came from up above
I thank you NBC for sending my love

Top Dickies, Give It Back

One day I was walking to school
I saw these bullies and
They thought they were cool
They put me down and they pushed me around
They stole my books and they called me a clown
Give It Back
Baaaaccckk
Give It Back
You better give it back
I went to school
yeah I went anyway
I said I'd show them another day
I showed them all what I could do
I got us thrown right out of school
I got em back
Baaack
Yeah I Got em Back
You Know I got em back
Ba ba ba back
(Break)
That night I was walking home
and when they caught me I was all alone
A bloody nose and a broken bone

Top Dickies, Stuck in a Condo with Marlon Brando

(Leonard Phillips/Stan Lee)
I'm stuck inside a condo with Mr. Marlon Brando
He tells me, ";Get the butter,"; sounds just like my mother
He wasn't nice to Connie
His son, he shot somebody
For messin' with his daughter
Just like the Godfather
I'm stuck inside a condo with Mr. Marlon Brando
He's heavy and he's hairy
He's really scaring me...Marlon Brando
Well, I saw him in a movie
He used to be so groovy
Now he's eating mashed potatoes
He's a human Winnebago
I'm stuck inside a condo with Mr. Marlon Brando
He's a heavy dingleberry
He's really scary...Marlon Brando
Domino's delivery has brought me to him
Cheese and pepperoni, watch him shovel it in
He's giving me a lecture on the wages of sin
Mr. Brando, please show me the door