Tim Allen: "Rewires America" & "All Men Are Pigs"
Tim Allen Loves Gadgets
Tim Allen: Men Are Pigs
Tim Allen's 1968 Camaro 427 COPO - Jay Leno's Garage
Tim Allen on Raising a Daughter
Tim Allen on Jimmy Kimmel Live PART 1
Tim Allen on Jimmy Kimmel Live PART 1
Tim Allen - Stand-Up Comedian (late 1980s)
Tim Allen's Car Collection of Authentic American Made Motors - GQ's Car Collectors - Los Angeles
The Talk - Tim Allen Talks 'Last Man Standing' Season Premiere
TLLS Craig Ferguson - 2013.01.10 - Tim Allen
Tim Allen - Men Are Pigs, Part 1
On The Ellen Show Tim Allen / 24- 02 -2014 - Full Interview
Tim Allen Brings Buzz Lightyear to Ellen!
Plot
Britney Allen is living the dream -- the cheerleader's dream. At the elite seaside campus of Pacific Vista High School, Britney is captain of the cheerleading squad and the envy of everyone at school -- including one overly-ambitious teammate. When Britney hears about a forthcoming audition for a top cheer squad to appear in recording star Rihanna's upcoming television special, she is determined that her Pirates cheer squad will capture the coveted spot. But Britney's life turns from cheer-topia to cheer-tastrophe when her father's job takes her family to Crenshaw Heights, a multi-ethnic working-class neighborhood east of Los Angeles. At her new school, Britney is viewed with suspicion by most of the students, especially by Camille, the overly confident and acerbic leader of the Crenshaw Heights Warriors cheerleading squad. No one is more surprised than Camille, however, when Britney proves herself and secures a spot on the Warriors' cheer squad. Britney and her new teammates work feverishly to prepare for the audition for Rihanna, incorporating some edgy new moves into their performance. Now the pressure is on, as the Warriors find themselves locked in a high-stakes cheer-off with Pacific Vista, Britney's old school! During the no-holds-barred fight to the finish, friendships, loyalties and talents are tested -- but only one team can come out on top.
Keywords: 2000s, african-american, back-stabbing, barefoot, best-friend, blonde-stereotype, butt-goose, butt-slap, cell-phone, cheerleader
Camille: Kirresha, hold my shit!
Camille: Check this out everybody. We got some new shit for ya'll. Here we go now!::Camille, Kirresha, Leti: [starts dance routine] Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya. Roll call. Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya. Roll call.::Leti: My name is Leti. I like to party. And when I shake it, the boys say "ay mami!".::Camille, Kirresha, Leti: Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya. Roll call.::Camille: My name Camille. Give you three wishes. You see me shake it, 'cause I'm delicious.::Camille, Kirresha, Leti: Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya. Roll call.::Kirresha: My name Kirresha. Get out my face. 'Cause when I shake it, it's like an earthquake.::Camille: Don't forget everybody, pep rally after school!::[jumps off table]::Camille: Did you enjoy the show, white girl?::Britney: I didn't know you were a cheerleader.::Camille: Ha. I'm THE cheerleader, ok, I'm captain.::Britney: So? I was captain at my old school.::Camille: And now you go to MY school. So I guess that makes you... nothing.
Rihanna: [flipping a coin] Call it.::Sierra: It's a quarter!
Winnie: And you're such a wigger::Britney: Oh no, Brad, hold my shit!
Jesse: I could probably show you better then I could tell you.::Britney: No, no I probably wouldn't know what to do.
Camille: Jesse, it's cute you tryin to be in choreography and all but you just stick to findin us the beats, alright boo?::Jesse: Alright cool, but one day you'll come beggin for what i got.::Kirresha: Shoot, I'm beggin now hook a sister up.::Camille: Kirresha.::Kirresha: What?::Camille: You are too hot to beg.::Kirresha: I know but he's just so fine I'm willin to make an exception.::Jesse: Don't tease me mami, me gustan las chicas grande.::Kirresha: Mmm I don't know what you said, but me gustan too baby.::Leti: He said he like big girls!::Kirresha: Now, why come when you say it it don't sound cute at all?::Leti: Look he the one who said it alright.::Kirresha: Don't hate cuz he on me.
Leti: [after Britney's audition] Damn... vanilla latte's got skills.
Everybody: [about Britney as squad captain] We really made a big mistake. Don't you think her boobs look fake?::Britney: I swear that this is my real chest. My right is bigger than my left.::Brad: That's true.::Everybody: [about Britney as squad captain] We don't know why we choose her. Look at her she's such a poser.::Britney: I'll prove to you that I'm legiate. I'll work hard and never quit.::Everybody: Not Not Not Not going to happen. You You You Suck at being captain. Brit Brit Brit your cheering is for shit. Not you Brit they're not your real tits.
[Amber, Brianna and Sierra get a video phone message from Britney]::Britney: [crying uncontrolably/indistinctly] I... hate... this...!::Sierra: Ah! Tears of joy. She's so happy.
Jesse: Dude I could kick the dude out of you!
Plot
This 5 part musical special was produced by VH1 and NBC and aired in the fall of 1999 to mark Saturday Night Live's 25th Anniversary. Each special covered 5 years of SNL's history and featured musical performances and music themed comedy sketches from the respective period. Host - 1975-80 Chevy Chase, Host 1980-85 Martin Short, Host - 1985-90 Al Franken, Host 1990-95 Jay Mohr, Host 1995-99 Cheri Oteri
Keywords: hip-hop, rap, sketch-comedy
Plot
Wally Sparks is a tabloid TV show reporter who's trying to boost ratings on his show. He goes to the governor's mansion to uncover a sex scandal.
Keywords: actress, alcohol, ass-kissing, assistant, atlanta-georgia, bar, blackmail, bride, broken-glass, broken-window
He's a menace to High Society.
The Talk Show Host that Everyone loves to hate!
Wally Sparks: The other day I saved a girl from being attacked: I changed my mind.
Wally Sparks: What a place, Canada; they started a country and no one showed up.
Wally Sparks: I hear in Canada you only have sex doggy style; that way you can both see the hockey game.
Wally Sparks: Siskel and Ebert caught my show. They gave me one finger up.
Wally Sparks: Remember folks, every man has his tale of woe. Unfortunately, in life, there's more woe than tale.
Wally Sparks: I looked up your family tree. Two dogs were using it.
Wally Sparks: And remember, it's lonely at the top, when there's no-one on the bottom.
Wally Sparks: I am here to spread Joy, tell when you find her.
Wally Sparks: You never had me.
Plot
Tim's young brother Terry goes to play poker with honest George Beck. Saloon owner Coldeye says he is Beck and then shoots Terry. Just before he dies, Terry tells Tim that it was Beck that shot him. Tim, a card sharp, gets a job dealing for Beck and plans to ruin him financially and then kill him not knowing he has the wrong man.
Keywords: actor-shares-first-name-with-character, number-in-title, remake
Ace High Thrills!
Plot
John Allen was a prosperous ranchman, but was of the idea that his oldest son, Tim, was especially built for work and that John, Jr. his youngest son, was better adapted to play the part of a gentleman. John Jr. was not slow to take advantage of conditions, but little did he appreciate that he was playing the culprit and that his brother, although he had but few of the pleasures of life, was possessed, of a much nobler character. When John Jr., fell into evil ways and was in a fair way to spend a term at the workhouse it was Tim who spared his father from what would have been a bitter disappointment and paid his brother's penalty, and when his sentence had been expiated, he again bore the burden of responsibility for his brother's weakness, for which he was cast from his home by the unjust mandate of an irate father.
Tim Allen: "Rewires America" & "All Men Are Pigs"
Tim Allen Loves Gadgets
Tim Allen: Men Are Pigs
Tim Allen's 1968 Camaro 427 COPO - Jay Leno's Garage
Tim Allen on Raising a Daughter
Tim Allen on Jimmy Kimmel Live PART 1
Tim Allen on Jimmy Kimmel Live PART 1
Tim Allen - Stand-Up Comedian (late 1980s)
Tim Allen's Car Collection of Authentic American Made Motors - GQ's Car Collectors - Los Angeles
The Talk - Tim Allen Talks 'Last Man Standing' Season Premiere
TLLS Craig Ferguson - 2013.01.10 - Tim Allen
Tim Allen - Men Are Pigs, Part 1
On The Ellen Show Tim Allen / 24- 02 -2014 - Full Interview
Tim Allen Brings Buzz Lightyear to Ellen!
"Home Improvement" Tim Taylor Accident Clips
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Tim Allen's Car Collection
Tim Allen's 1996 LT5 Impala SS
Tim Allen - The Kings Of Comedy
Tim Allen Calls California Socialist State
Every Tim Allen Grunt 25 percent speed
Tim Allen On Duck Dynasty - The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
Tim Allen on Batman - The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
Tim Allen präsentiert 'Das große Special zu Hör' mal, wer da hämmert!'
Tim Allen Disney TV background artist Part II
Expanding the Repertoire - Tim Allen
A Pianists Guide to the Organ - Tim Allen
Minecraft: Galacticraft #38 - Space Station Improvement, w/ Tim Allen
Galaxy Quest - Arclight Hollywood Screening - 11-13-13 - Q&A; w/ Tim Allen & Dean Parisot - Part 1
Tim Allen Disney TV background artist Part III
Tim Allen & the Guys on the set of ABC's "Last Man Standing"
Home Improvement - Tim Allen's Grunt For 30 Minutes
The Liturgical Year beyond Christmas and Easter - Tim Allen
The English Episcopalian at Baylor - Tim Allen
Midnight Mission Golden Heart Awards 2013 - Tim Allen & Jason Sinay
Tim Allen - Stand Up Comedy
2014 Campaign Roundtable: Democrats Tim Allen, Chip Harrington, Tom Lachiusa, Eric Lesser and Aaron
Ham Nation 88: Ham Radio Featured on Tim Allen's Last Man Standing
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Tim Allen (born Timothy Alan Dick; June 13, 1953) is an American comedian, actor, voice-over artist, and entertainer, known for his role in the sitcom Home Improvement. He is also known for his starring roles in several popular films, including the Toy Story film series, The Santa Clause film series, and Galaxy Quest. Allen currently stars in the ABC sitcom Last Man Standing.
Born in Denver, Colorado, Allen is the son of Martha Katherine (née Fox), a community-service worker, and Gerald M. Dick, a real estate agent. He is the third oldest of five brothers. His father died in a car accident, colliding with a drunk driver, when Allen was 11. Two years later, his mother married her high school sweetheart, a successful business executive, and moved with her six children to Birmingham, Michigan, a suburb of Detroit, to be with her new husband and his three children. Allen attended Ernest W. Seaholm High School in Birmingham, where he was in theater and music classes (resulting in his love of classical piano). He then attended Central Michigan University and transferred to Western Michigan University in 1974. At Western Michigan, Allen worked at the student radio station WIDR and received a bachelor of science degree in communications specializing in radio and television production in 1976 with a split minor in philosophy and design. In 1998, Western Michigan awarded Allen an honorary fine arts degree and the Distinguished Alumni Award.
I forbid you maidens all that wear gold in your hair
To travel to Carter Hall for young Tam Lin is there
None that go by Carter Hall but they leave him a pledge
Either their mantles of green or else their maidenhead"
Janet tied her kirtle green a bit above her knee
And she's gone to Carter Hall as fast as go can she
She'd not pulled a double rose, a rose but only two
When up there came young Tam Lin says "Lady, pull no
more"
"And why come you to Carter Hall without command from
me?"
"I'll come and go", young Janet said, "and ask no leave
of thee"
Janet tied her kirtle green a bit above her knee
And she's gone to her father as fast as go can she
Well, up then spoke her father dear and he spoke meek
and mild
"Oh, and alas, Janet," he said, "I think you go with
child"
"Well, if that be so," Janet said, "myself shall bear
the blame
There's not a knight in all your hall shall get the
baby's name
For if my love were an earthly knight as he is an elfin
grey
I'd not change my own true love for any knight you
have"
Janet tied her kirtle green a bit above her knee
And she's gone to Carter Hall as fast as go can she
"Oh, tell to me, Tam Lin," she said, "why came you here
to dwell?"
"The Queen of Faeries caught me when from my horse I
fell
And at the end of seven years she pays a tithe to hell
I so fair and full of flesh and feared it be myself
But tonight is Hallowe'en and the faery folk ride
Those that would their true love win at Miles Cross
they must buy
So first let past the horses black and then let past
the brown
Quickly run to the white steed and pull the rider down
For I'll ride on the white steed, the nearest to the
town
For I was an earthly knight, they give me that renown
Oh, they will turn me in your arms to a newt or a snake
But hold me tight and fear not, I am your baby's father
And they will turn me in your arms into a lion bold
But hold me tight and fear not and you will love your
child
And they will turn me in your arms into a naked knight
But cloak me in your mantle and keep me out of sight"
In the middle of the night she heard the bridle ring
She heeded what he did say and young Tam Lin did win
Then up spoke the Faery Queen, an angry queen was she
Woe betide her ?ill-fought? face, an ill death may she
"Oh, had I known, Tam Lin," she said, "what this knight
I did see
[Intro:]
Yah man (yo)
Yeah (uhm)
Whooo (wooooaaah)
Uh...
Selassie I
To all my friends that pass and gone
Is not goodbye
A good over evil
Yeahhhhh (yeah)
[Chorus:]
A nuff a dem a seh they nuh like mi but dem lonely
Cause a dem alone
Yes a dem alone, a dem alone, a dem alone
Sell dem soul fi achieve the gold
But a dem alone
Yes a dem alone, a dem alone, a dem alone
[Verse 1:]
If haffi dem alone
Things would rearrange
Lawd me woulda drive range
If haffi dem alone
Mi coulda use colonge
All me clothes coulda change
If haffi dem alone
Mi nuh marka like gold
And look like beige
If haffi dem alone
Mama woulda have a bed
Lawd she would do have a home
Yuh nuh see (yuh nuh see)
The beast speech pon me
Leff to rich pon me
Yuh nuh see (yuh nuh see)
Mi buy mi own hennessy
Mi nuh care who a switch pan me (for me)
Yuh nuh see (yuh nuh see)
Blessings a preach pan me
Nuh stressing pan me
Yuh nuh see
They nuh see
Weh dem waan see (weh dem waan see)
Dem eyes full of jealousy
[Chorus:]
A nuff a dem a seh they nuh like mi but dem lonely
Cause a dem alone
Yes a dem alone, a dem alone, a dem alone
Nuff see mi build mi kingdom
And dem wah fi tek mi throne
But a dem alone
Yes a dem alone, a dem alone, a dem alone
[Verse 2:]
A dem alone (a dem alone)
Jah Jah show dem a sign
Dem too badmind
Dem cya stop mi flow
Because a di hill mi a climb
Di Gully God(whooaaaa)
Jah sun alwaysss shine
Roll out di gully squad two thousand and nine
Forward we a go
Ni nah stay behinddd
Ni warn dem time after time
[Chorus:]
A nuff a dem a seh they nuh like mi but dem lonely
Cause a dem alone
Yes a dem alone, a dem alone, a dem alone
Dem wah di gully youth dem
Fi have nuh food, dem alone
Yes a dem alone, a dem alone, a dem alone
[Verse 3:]
A dem aloneee (a dem alone)
Wah carry mi own
A dem alone (a dem alone)
Yes a dem alone (yes a dem alone)
Yeaaahhh
Ohhhhhh
Woooooooaaah, yeaahh
Frass (frass)
A wahppen to dem
Yeaahhh
Selassie I
[Chorus:]
A nuff a dem a seh they nuh like mi but dem lonely
Cause a dem alone
Yes a dem alone, a dem alone, a dem alone
All di girls dem love mi soh mi muss see a dem alone
Yes a dem alone, a dem alone, a dem alone
[Outro:]
Dem alone
Haha...
Yo so mi a seh
A dem alone
Toward hill
Cassava Piece
Gallis vanelas
I forbid you maidens all that wear gold in your hair
To travel to Carterhaugh for young Tam Lin is there
None that go by Carterhaugh but they leave him a pledge
Either their mantles of green or else their maidenhead
Janet tied her kirtle green a bit above her knee
And she's gone to Carterhaugh as fast as go can she
She'd not pulled a double rose, a rose but only two
When up then came young Tam Lin, says "Lady, pull no more"
"And why come you to Carterhaugh without command from me?"
"I'll come and go", young Janet said, "and ask no leave of thee"
Janet tied her kirtle green a bit above her knee
And she's gone to her father as fast as go can she
Well, up then spoke her father dear and he spoke meek and mild
"Oh, and alas, Janet," he said, "I think you go with child"
"Well, if that be so," Janet said, "myself shall bear the blame
There's not a knight in all your hall shall get the baby's name"
For if my love were an earthly knight as he is an elfin grey
I'd not change my own true love for any knight you have"
Janet tied her kirtle green a bit above her knee
And she's gone to Carterhaugh as fast as go can she
"Oh, tell to me, Tam Lin," she said, "why came you here to dwell?"
"The Queen of Faeries caught me when from my horse I fell
And at the end of seven years she pays a tithe to Hell
I so fair and full of flesh and feared it be myself
But tonight is Hallowe'en and the faerie folk ride
Those that would their true love win at Miles Cross they must bide
First let past the horses black and then let past the brown
Quickly run to the white steed and pull the rider down
For I'll ride on the white steed, the nearest to the town
For I was an earthly knight, they give me that renown
Oh, they will turn me in your arms to a newt or a snake
But hold me tight and fear not, I am your baby's father
And they will turn me in your arms into a lion bold
But hold me tight and fear not and you will love your child
And they will turn me in your arms into a naked knight
But cloak me in your mantle and keep me out of sight"
In the middle of the night she heard the bridle ring
She heeded what he did say and young Tam Lin did win
Then up spoke the Faerie Queen, an angry queen was she
"Woe betide her ill-fought face, an ill death may she die"
"Oh, had I known, Tam Lin," she said, "what this night I did see