Re-Dawn of the Gorilla Era!
Plot
A megalomaniac C.E.O. sends his son into the dangerous African Congo on a quest for a source of diamonds large enough and pure enough to function as powerful laser communications transmitters (or is it laser weapons?). When contact is lost with his son and the team, his sometime daughter- in-law is sent after them. She is a former CIA operative and, accompanied by gee-whiz gadgetry and a few eccentric characters (including a mercenary, a researcher with a talking gorilla, and a a nutty Indiana-Jones-type looking for King Solomon's Mines), sets out to rescue her former fiancé. What they all discover is that often what we most want turns out to be the source of our downfall.
Keywords: africa, airport, ancient-temple, animal, animal-human-communication, ape, babe-scientist, based-on-book, based-on-novel, camera
Where you are the endangered species
Monroe: Quite frankly, the twentieth century sucks. Maybe the twenty-first will be better.
Monroe: They just blew up the president's car.::Eddie: That was the president's car? Did they get him?::Monroe: That's the bad news: no, they didn't.
Monroe: I'm your great white hunter for this trip, though I happen to be black.
Richard: So, what was your name again?::Claude: Claude.::Richard: Oh. Well, that's a very odd name for someone from... uh... where are you from again?::Claude: Mbasa.::Richard: Yeah, that's a very odd name for someone from Mbasa.::Claude: Have you ever been to Mbasa?::Richard: Um, no.::Claude: Then what do you know about it?
Monroe: The ghost tribe has several levels of "dead." Someone's not dead until they're completely "dead."
Dr. Karen Ross: Aren't you human?::Travis: I'll be human later!
Monroe: So why'd you quit the CIA?::Dr. Karen Ross: I never worked for the CIA.::Monroe: Of course you didn't. But if you HAD worked for the CIA, why would you quit?::Dr. Karen Ross: 'Cause they're a loveless bunch of sons of bitches.::Monroe: And you're not?::Dr. Karen Ross: And I'm not.::Monroe: Glad to hear it.
Monroe: That region of the Congo's uninhabited.::Dr. Karen Ross: Well, something inhabits it.::Dr. Peter Elliot: What exactly did you see on that tape?::Dr. Karen Ross: A camp destroyed. People dead. A grey gorilla...::Dr. Peter Elliot: There's no such thing as a grey gorilla.::Dr. Karen Ross: Well, I saw one.::Dr. Peter Elliot: It's hard to believe at this late date...::Monroe: Why are you going in there?::Dr. Karen Ross: Two men are unaccounted for: Geoffrey Weams, and Charles Travis, my fiance... My FORMER fiance.::Monroe: Your former?::Dr. Peter Elliot: Well, we better get to him then.
Dr. Peter Elliot: Why are YOU going to Africa?::Dr. Karen Ross: ...Find something I lost.
Dr. Karen Ross: Why teach an ape to talk?::Dr. Peter Elliot: "A lonely impulse of delight."::Dr. Karen Ross: William Butler Yates.::Dr. Peter Elliot: Very good.::Dr. Karen Ross: Did it work? You're not lonely anymore?::Dr. Peter Elliot: Why are *you* going to Africa?::Dr. Karen Ross: To find something I lost...
Plot
A megalomaniac C.E.O. sends his son into the dangerous African Congo on a quest for a source of diamonds large enough and pure enough to function as powerful laser communications transmitters (or is it laser weapons?). When contact is lost with his son and the team, his sometime daughter- in-law is sent after them. She is a former CIA operative and, accompanied by gee-whiz gadgetry and a few eccentric characters (including a mercenary, a researcher with a talking gorilla, and a a nutty Indiana-Jones-type looking for King Solomon's Mines), sets out to rescue her former fiancé. What they all discover is that often what we most want turns out to be the source of our downfall.
Keywords: africa, airport, ancient-temple, animal, animal-human-communication, ape, babe-scientist, based-on-book, based-on-novel, camera
Where you are the endangered species
Monroe: Quite frankly, the twentieth century sucks. Maybe the twenty-first will be better.
Monroe: They just blew up the president's car.::Eddie: That was the president's car? Did they get him?::Monroe: That's the bad news: no, they didn't.
Monroe: I'm your great white hunter for this trip, though I happen to be black.
Richard: So, what was your name again?::Claude: Claude.::Richard: Oh. Well, that's a very odd name for someone from... uh... where are you from again?::Claude: Mbasa.::Richard: Yeah, that's a very odd name for someone from Mbasa.::Claude: Have you ever been to Mbasa?::Richard: Um, no.::Claude: Then what do you know about it?
Monroe: The ghost tribe has several levels of "dead." Someone's not dead until they're completely "dead."
Dr. Karen Ross: Aren't you human?::Travis: I'll be human later!
Monroe: So why'd you quit the CIA?::Dr. Karen Ross: I never worked for the CIA.::Monroe: Of course you didn't. But if you HAD worked for the CIA, why would you quit?::Dr. Karen Ross: 'Cause they're a loveless bunch of sons of bitches.::Monroe: And you're not?::Dr. Karen Ross: And I'm not.::Monroe: Glad to hear it.
Monroe: That region of the Congo's uninhabited.::Dr. Karen Ross: Well, something inhabits it.::Dr. Peter Elliot: What exactly did you see on that tape?::Dr. Karen Ross: A camp destroyed. People dead. A grey gorilla...::Dr. Peter Elliot: There's no such thing as a grey gorilla.::Dr. Karen Ross: Well, I saw one.::Dr. Peter Elliot: It's hard to believe at this late date...::Monroe: Why are you going in there?::Dr. Karen Ross: Two men are unaccounted for: Geoffrey Weams, and Charles Travis, my fiance... My FORMER fiance.::Monroe: Your former?::Dr. Peter Elliot: Well, we better get to him then.
Dr. Peter Elliot: Why are YOU going to Africa?::Dr. Karen Ross: ...Find something I lost.
Dr. Karen Ross: Why teach an ape to talk?::Dr. Peter Elliot: "A lonely impulse of delight."::Dr. Karen Ross: William Butler Yates.::Dr. Peter Elliot: Very good.::Dr. Karen Ross: Did it work? You're not lonely anymore?::Dr. Peter Elliot: Why are *you* going to Africa?::Dr. Karen Ross: To find something I lost...
Plot
Baby Bink couldn't ask for more; he has adoring (if somewhat sickly-sweet) parents, he lives in a huge mansion, and he's just about to appear in the social pages of the paper. Unfortunately, not everyone in the world is as nice as Baby Bink's parents; especially the three enterprising kidnapers who pretend to be photographers from the newspaper. Successfully kidnaping Baby Bink, they have a harder time keeping hold of the rascal, who not only keeps one step ahead of them, but seems to be more than a little bit smarter than the three bumbling criminals.
Keywords: acrophobia, baby, book, box-office-flop, cartoon-on-tv, child's-point-of-view, child-kidnapping, child-protagonist, construction-site, fear-of-heights
Adventure from a whole new perspective.
When the big city called he had to answer.
Born to go wild!
No bib. No crib. No problem.
Norby: [singing] Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Mary had a little lamb her HAIR was white as snow! And every which way that Mary went, the lamb was right behind her. It followed her to work one day, work one day, work one day. It followed her to work one daaaaaaayyy, and Mary lost her job!
Eddie: If you want to be a shoplifter, go to J.C. Penney.
FBI Agent Dale Grissom: Radio Rogers and McCluskey. Tell them to turn around. We're going back to the tick-tock to get the boo-boo. And send for backup.
[Eddie's pants were on fire, and Veeko stomped on the fire to put it out]::Veeko: That's how you put out campfires.::Eddie: Is that... a fact?::Veeko: Used to do it in boy scouts.::Eddie: You toasted your marshmallows... over a pile of flaming GONADS?::Veeko: We usually used logs.
Norby: [singing] Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Mary had a little lamb her HAIR was white as snow! And every which way that Mary went, the lamb was right behind her. It followed her to work one day, work one day, work one day. It followed her to work one daaaaaaayyy, and Mary lost her job!
Norby: Eddie, what else did Mary's little lamb do?::Eddie: Didn't he put, uh, Humpty Dumpty back together again?::Veeko: That was Nat King Cole.N::Eddie: Nat King Cole stuck his finger in the pie and yanked out the bird.
Eddie: [after accidently letting some mixture be poured on him] THAT'S IT! NO MERCY!::[tries to walk through the slippery puddle of mixture]::Eddie: This ain't no nursury school battle of wits anymore. This is my '5'"10" of guile, gut, and gristle, versus you 2 1/2 feet of goo-goos,gaa-gaas, and giggles.::[slips on the floor, but climbs up again]::Eddie: If the Milwaukee Mob couldn't kill me, no milk-puking little thumb-sucker's got a candle's chance on a cyclone of getting the better of me!
Eddie: [Baby Bink just got away from the villains again after many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?::Norby: Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh-...::Veeko: Tollbooth at the end.::Eddie: Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?
[the villains have returned to their apartment after chasing Baby Bink all day long]::Norby: Hey, Eddie, you sure you don't want to go check if they have left the money?::Eddie: Oh, that's a good idea. We get the living hell torn out of us by a baby! Three fully-grown men versus 15 pounds of pink flesh with a mouth! Now, what chance do you think we have than strolling into that alley and coming out with anything less than 140 years in prison? No, thank you! This is a hexed situation, we walk away while we're still ahead.::Veeko: We took a licking and kept on ticking.::Eddie: We go back to banks. Dealing with grown-ups, and I want no kiddie stuff.::Norby: We did all right with banks.::Veeko: Or a convenience store once in a while, keeps things interesting.::Eddie: Well, you know one thing I learned from this: I ain't never gonna have any kids of my own.::Norby: Ha, yeah! Seeing as you burnt down the only tree in your forest, I ain't worrying about that.::[Norby and Veeko laugh, and give each other high-fives]::Eddie: Why don't you shut up? I don't ever wanna hear another word about that rotten, snake-bit Baby!::[Baby Bink's giggle is heard from the microphone outside]
[as Baby Bink crawls away from the building under construction, Hard Hat #1 sees him disappear around a corner]::Hard Hat #2: What?::Hard Hat #1: I thought I saw a baby crawl around the corner.::Hard Hat #2: Good night, Donald.
Plot
A collection of skits that make fun of television. Everything from commercials to the nightly news are spoofed. Chevy Chase makes a brief (as well as his debut), appearance.
Keywords: absurd-humor, absurdism, actor-playing-multiple-roles, based-on-sketch-comedy, based-on-tv-series, broadcasting, comedian, comedy-troupe, commercial, compilation
ALL IS REVEALED IN THE GROOVE TUBE
What turns the apes on? What makes a cop dance in the street? What has the night tonic done for her? Who chases her through the woods? What can Butz Beer do for you? Why are they eating grass?
The most hilarious and wildest movie is here!
Hooker: Lionel? That sounds like a train, I'm gonna do a "non-stop" on you choo-choo.
The President: I'm in the driver's seat! I'm runnin' the show! I'M THE FUCKIN' PRESIDENT!
Ko-ko: [high-pithced clown voice] Are all the little people here for "make believe time"? All of the big people out of the room? Oh-kay...::Ko-ko: [sighs and moves to a desk, removes his clown nose and puts on reading glasses]::Ko-ko: [regular male voice] Ok. Now I have, uh... a request here from Vicky Ulanet of Fort Wayne, she asks for page 47 of Fanny Hill by John Cleland.
Ko-ko: It seems a boy from Newton let his parents stay in the room during "make belief time", or at least it was his mother, because she called the station, and it's a good thing the management doesn't watch the show, because they thought it was a prank call. Now, I am only mentioning this to tell you that, really, it's very important that you make sure the big people leave the room during "make belief time", because, if you don't do that the management will catch on to what we're doing, and we'll have to go off the air and I won't be able to take your requests and so on. So, really, please, it's very important, make sure the big people leave the room during "make belief time", okay?
Plot
In an effort to find the missing astronaut Taylor, Brent goes on a rescue mission to the planet of the apes. Using the information he receives from the ape village that Taylor escaped from, Brent locates him in an underground fortress in the forbidden zone guarded by telepathic humans.
Keywords: 40th-century, altar, amphitheater, animal, ape, ape-man, apocalypse, astronaut, atomic-bomb, attack
The bizarre world you met in 'Planet of the Apes' was only the beginning... What lies beneath may be the end!
An army of civilized apes...A fortress of radiation-crazed super humans...Earth's final battle is about to begin - Beneath the atomic rubble of what was once the city of New York!
Dr. Zaius: You ask me to help you? Man is evil! Capable of nothing but destruction!
Cornelius: They will dissect you! And they will kill you! In that order!
Ursus: The only good human... is a dead human!
Cornelius: If you are caught by the gorillas, you must remember one thing.::John Brent: What's that?::Cornelius: Never to speak!::John Brent: What the hell would I have to say to a gorilla?
Dr. Zira: Gorillas are cruel because they're stupid! All bone and no brain!
Dr. Zaius: Someone, or something, has outwitted the intelligence of the gorillas.::Dr. Zira: That shouldn't be difficult.
Ursus: What is more dangerous than famine, Doctor?::Dr. Zaius: The unknown.
Ursus: He bleeds! The Lawgiver bleeds!
Nova: Taylor!
Ursus: The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!
Plot
Taylor and two other astronauts come out of deep hibernation to find that their ship has crashed. Escaping with little more than clothes they find that they have landed on a planet where men are pre-lingual and uncivilized while apes have learned speech and technology. Taylor is captured and taken to the city of the apes after damaging his throat so that he is silent and cannot communicate with the apes.
Keywords: 40th-century, american-flag, animal-in-title, ape, ape-man, artifact, astronaut, attempted-escape, aunt, bare-chested-male
Somewhere in the universe there must be something better than man. In a matter of time, an astronaut will wing through the centuries and find the answer. He may find the most terrifying one of all on the planet where apes are the rulers and man the beast.
An unusual and important motion picture from the author of "The Bridge on the River Kwai"!
This is Commander Taylor, Astronaut. He has landed in a world where Apes are the rulers and Man the beast. Now he is caged, tortured, risks mutilation. Because no human can remain human on the Planet of the Apes.
This is Commander Taylor, Astronaut. He has landed in a world where Apes are the rulers and Man the beast. Now he is caged, tortured, risks mutilation. Because no human can remain human on the "Planet of the Apes".
Somewhere in the Universe, there must be something better than man!
20th Century Fox Wants You To... Go Ape [1974 Rerelease]
Hunted . . . haunted . . . wanted . . . like beasts of prey!
Julius: You know the saying, "Human see, human do."
George Taylor: I'm a seeker too. But my dreams aren't like yours. I can't help thinking that somewhere in the universe there has to be something better than man. Has to be.
George Taylor: Imagine me needing someone. Back on Earth I never did. Oh, there were women. Lots of women. Lots of love-making but no love. You see, that was the kind of world we'd made. So I left, because there was no one to hold me there.
George Taylor: It's a mad house! A mad house!
George Taylor: Doctor, I'd like to kiss you goodbye.::Dr. Zira: All right, but you're so damned ugly.
[Taylor ties up Dr. Zaius]::Dr. Zira: Taylor! Don't treat him that way!::George Taylor: Why not?::Dr. Zira: It's humiliating!::George Taylor: The way you humiliated me? All of you? YOU led me around on a LEASH!::Cornelius: That was different. We thought you were inferior.::George Taylor: Now you know better.
Cornelius: [reading from the sacred scrolls of the apes] Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.
Dr. Zira: What will he find out there, doctor?::Dr. Zaius: His destiny.
[the first words ever spoken by a human to the apes]::George Taylor: Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!
George Taylor: A planet where apes evolved from men? There's got to be an answer.::Dr. Zaius: Don't look for it, Taylor. You may not like what you find.
Gorillas are the largest extant genus of primates. They are ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous apes that inhabit the forests of central Africa. Gorillas comprise one eponymous genus that is divided into two species and either four or five subspecies. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of a human, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the bonobo and common chimpanzee.
Gorillas' natural habitats cover tropical or subtropical forests in Africa. Although their range covers a small percentage of Africa, gorillas cover a wide range of elevations. The mountain gorilla inhabits the Albertine Rift montane cloud forests of the Virunga Volcanoes, ranging in altitude from 2,200–4,300 metres (7,200–14,100 ft). Lowland gorillas live in dense forests and lowland swamps and marshes as low as sea level, with western lowland gorillas living in Central West African countries and eastern lowland gorillas living in the Democratic Republic of the Congo near its border with Rwanda.
Peter Gene Hernandez (born October 8, 1985), better known by his stage name Bruno Mars, is an American singer-songwriter and record producer. Raised in Honolulu, Hawaii by a family of musicians, Mars began making music at a young age. He performed in various musical venues in his hometown throughout his childhood. He graduated from high school and then moved to Los Angeles, California to pursue a musical career. Mars produced songs for other artists, joining production team The Smeezingtons.
Mars had an unsuccessful stint with Motown Records, but then signed with Atlantic Records in 2009. He became recognized as a solo artist after lending his vocals and co-writing the hooks for the songs "Nothin' on You" by B.o.B, and "Billionaire" by Travie McCoy. He also co-wrote the hits "Right Round" by Flo Rida featuring Ke$ha, and "Wavin' Flag" by K'naan. In October 2010, he released his debut album, Doo-Wops & Hooligans. Anchored by the worldwide number-one singles "Just the Way You Are" and "Grenade", the album peaked at number three on the Billboard 200. Mars was nominated for seven Grammys at the 53rd Grammy Awards, winning Best Male Pop Vocal Performance for "Just the Way You Are".
Robin McLaurin Williams (born July 21, 1951) is an American actor and comedian. Rising to fame with his role as the alien Mork in the TV series Mork & Mindy, and later stand-up comedy work, Williams has performed in many feature films since 1980. He won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for his performance in the 1997 film Good Will Hunting. He has also won two Emmy Awards, four Golden Globes, two Screen Actors Guild Awards and five Grammy Awards.
Williams was born in Chicago, Illinois. His mother, Laura McLaurin (née Smith, 1922–2001), was a former model from New Orleans, Louisiana. His father, Robert Fitzgerald Williams (September 10, 1906 – October 18, 1987), was a senior executive at Ford Motor Company in charge of the Midwest region. His maternal great-great-grandfather was senator and Mississippi governor Anselm J. McLaurin. Williams is of English, Welsh, Irish, and French ancestry. He was raised in the Episcopal Church (his mother practiced Christian Science). He grew up in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan, where he was a student at the Detroit Country Day School, and later moved to Woodacre, Marin County, California, where he attended the public Redwood High School. Williams studied at Claremont McKenna College (then called Claremont Men's College) for four years. He has two half-brothers: Todd (who died August 14, 2007) and McLaurin.
Alonzo Mathis (born January 26, 1983 in Atlanta, Georgia) better known by his stage name Gorilla Zoe ( /ˈzoʊ/) is an American rapper and member of rap group Boyz N Da Hood. His solo debut album Welcome to the Zoo came out in 2007.
He replaced Young Jeezy as a member of Boyz n da Hood. He first saw success in collaborations with Hood Figga Gorilla Zoe Yung Joc "Coffee Shop" and "Bottle Poppin'," which charted under several Billboard charts. His first solo album, Welcome to the Zoo, was released October 2007, peaking at #18 on the Billboard 200, #8 on Top R&B/Hip-Hop Albums, and #3 on Top Rap Albums. His second solo album, Don't Feed Da Animals, featuring the single "Lost, was released on March 17, 2009.Don't Feed Da Animals topped the Billboard Top Rap Albums chart. "What It Is", featuring Rick Ross, and Kollosus, and "Echo" followed.
For the month of February 2010, Gorilla Zoe released a mixtape every day on the mixtape website DatPiff.com. Gorilla Zoe is currently working on a mixtape with Die-Verse City's member "Qu1k". He also released an EP named I Am Atlanta 3. It is currently available on ITunes.
He's got arms like legs
He's got hands on his feet
He's got a nose like a doughnut
He's got a tendency to over eat
He don't use tools or weapons
He don't eat meat
He likes to stick to the bushes
Tends to avoid the street
But he rides my El Dorado
When he comes to town
You know he's out there somewhere
Tryin' to track you down
Look up in the sky
Mama that's the one
See the mighty profile
Block the noonday sun
He comes from the heart of darkness
A thousand miles from here
That's the land where they understand
What a woman might like to hear
You know that he loves you baby
For what you really are
His love is a burning hot
As a big old ten cent cigar
Now most of y'all
Have seen a gorilla
In a cage at the local zoo
He mostly sits around contemplating
All the things that he'd prefer to do
He dreams about the world outside
From behind those bars of steel
And no one seems to understand
About the heartache the man can feel
The people stop and stare
But nobody seems to care
It don't seem right somehow
It just don't seem fair
Jungle telephone
Ding a dong ding ding _____ with a red mud
Ching a chong ching ching
Gorilla go bang bang ____________ling ling
Gorilla go bang bang ____________ling ling
Great white hunter
He shoot gun gun
Country boy baboon
Him go run run
Gorilla go bang bang ____________ling ling
Gorilla go bang bang ____________ling ling
Get Back Gorilla!!!!!!
Gorilla, is what I want-cha to call me
I'm so big, you gotta love all me
I got something so brand new
I want to be loved by you
Give you the love of a Gorilla
CHORUS:
Gorilla, likes you best
you make me beat on my chest
Aw, get you in my cage,
We won't monkey around
Gorilla, the girl's have named me
But you know, none ever tamed me
I want to be tamed by you
I want to be claimed by you
Give you the love of a gorilla
(Repeat chorus)
Gorilla is what I want you to call me
I'm so big, you gotta love all me
If you want, you can learn how to swing
I'm heavy into the jungle thing
Gorilla (Fabrizio De Andre')
Sulla piazza di una citta'
La gente guardava con ammirazione
Un gorilla portato la'
Dagli zingari di un baraccone.
Con poco senso del pudore
Le comari di quel rione
Comtemplavano l'animale,
Non dico come, non dico dove.
Attenti al gorilla!
D'improvviso la grossa gabbia
Dove viveva l'animale
S'apri' di schianto non so perche'
Forse l'avevano chiusa male.
La bestia uscendo fuori di la'
Disse "Quest'oggi me la levo"
Parlava della virginita'
Di cui ancora viveva schiavo.
Attenti al gorilla!
Il padrone si mise a urlare
"Il mio gorilla, fate attenzione,
Non ha veduto mai una scimmia,
Potrebbe fare confusione".
Tutti i presenti a questo punto
Fuggirono in ogni direzione,
Anche le donne dimostrando
La differenza tra idea e azione.
Attenti al gorilla!
Tutta la gente corre in fretta
Di qua e di la' con grande foga
Si attardano solo una vecchietta
E un giovane giudice con la toga.
Visto che gli altri avevan squagliato
Il quadrumane accellero'
E sulla vecchia e sul magistrato
Con quattro salti si porto'.
Attenti al gorilla!
"Beh" sospiro' pensando la vecchia
"ch'io fossi ancora desiderata
Sarebbe cosa alquanto strana,
E piu' che altro non sperata".
"Che mi si prenda per un gorilla"
Pensava il giudice col fiato corto
"non e' possible, questo e' sicuro"
Il resto prova che aveva torto.
Attenti al gorilla!
Se qualcuno di voi dovesse,
Costretto con le spalle al muro,
Violare un giudice od una vecchia,
Della sua scelta sarei sicuro.
Ma si da' il caso che il gorilla,
Considerato un grandioso fusto,
Da chi l'ha provato, pero' non brilla
Ne' per lo spirito, ne' per il gusto.
Attenti al gorilla!
Infatti lui, sdegnata la vecchia,
Si dirige sul magistrato,
Lo acchiappa forte per un'orecchia
E lo trascina in mezzo a un prato.
Quello che avvenne tra l'erba alta
Non posso dirlo per intero,
Ma lo spettacolo fu avvincente
E la suspense ci fu davvero.
Attenti al gorilla!
Diro' soltanto che sul piu' bello
Dello spiacevole e cupo dramma
Piangeva il giudice come un vitello,
Negli intervalli gridava "Mamma!"
Gridava "Mamma" come quel tale
Cui il giorno prima come ad un pollo
Con una sentenza un po' originale
Aveva fatto tagliare il collo.