Joe Torre: Curveballs Along the Way (1997)

Actors

• Matt Birman (actor)
• Rummy Bishop (actor)
• Dick Callahan (actor)
• Demo Cates (actor)
• Eugene Clark (actor)
• Robert Collins (actor)
• Will Corno (actor)
• Howard Dell (actor)
• Aidan Devine (actor)
• Michael Filipowich (actor)
• Barry Flatman (actor)
• Michael Fletcher (actor)
• Diego Fuentes (actor)
• Marvin Ishmael (actor)
• Walter Alza (actor)

Genres

• Biography
• Drama
• Sport

Taking Care of Business (1990)

Actors

• Tony Auer (actor)
• Chris Barnes (actor)
• James Belushi (actor)
• Michael Blue (actor)
• Bert Blyleven (actor)
• Joe Bratcher (actor)
• Andre Rosey Brown (actor)
• Burke Byrnes (actor)
• Ron Chenier (actor)
• Baldo Dal Ponte (actor)
• Buddy Daniels (actor)
• John de Lancie (actor)
• Stanley DeSantis (actor)
• Hector Elizondo (actor)
• Andrew Amador (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

Jimmy finally got a new life. Trouble is, it's somebody else's.
Jimmy Dworski Finally Got a Life... Somebody Else's!
Who says you have to play by the rules?!
You are who you pretend to be.

Quotes:

Jimmy Dworski: Just give me my reward and I'm outta here.::Spencer Barnes: Reward, are you crazy? I should sue you for everything you've got!::Jimmy Dworski: I'd like to see that. I got nothing.

[pretending to be Spencer Barnes while making a toast during a business meeting]::Jimmy Dworski: A toast on that the Cubs may win the World Series... , and big tits.

Ted Bradford Jr.: Spencer... Toast.::Jimmy Dworski: Yeah... A toast! To the Cubs winning the world series!... and to big tits!

Jimmy Dworski: It's the Cubs in the World Series - it's a dream of mine, sir.::Warden Toolman: I know, I know,I know, I know, all right. I am not gonna stand in the way of anybody's dream, Jimmy. I'll tell you what:::Jimmy Dworski: What?::Warden Toolman: If I sink this put, you can go. What do you think of that? Hmmm?::Jimmy Dworski: I think you should keep your head down, arms straight, drop your shoulder, concentrate, focus, think of the hole, GET the ball in the hole!::Warden Toolman: Smell the hot dogs now, Jimmy. The crack of the bat; the roar of the crowd; you can order your tickets now, Jim.::[the ball misses the hole by a mile]

Jimmy Dworski: Half a day. Just a half a day. I'll make it up when I come back. I'll give you 2 weeks.::Warden Toolman: [Shakes head no as if struggling with the decision]::Jimmy Dworski: OK OK I'll give you 2 weeks solitary.::Warden Toolman: [Nods yes] No can do.::Jimmy Dworski: Aw, COME ON! Lighten up, will ya? This game is SO important to me. It REALLY is. Come on this is just a minimum security prison, for Christ's sake!::[Warden and guard look up as if offended]::Jimmy Dworski: I mean a MAXIMUM minimum security prison - it's a tough prison, though.::Warden Toolman: Take away his TV priveleges.::Jimmy Dworski: Aw, COME ON! You can't take away my TV! I GOTTA watch the game. Come on - please don't be an asshole, all right?::Warden Toolman: Did you call me an asshole?::Jimmy Dworski: [to guard] Did I say "asshole"? I didn't call him an asshole, did I?::Prison Guard: Yep.::Warden Toolman: Take away everyone's TV priveleges, and let them know whose fault it is. NO ONE is gonna watch the game!::Jimmy Dworski: No - you can't... You can't!::Warden Toolman: NO ONE!::Jimmy Dworski: I didn't mean to call you an asshole - that's not what I meant! I meant assWIPE! You're an assWIPE! [to guards] And you - you LOOK like an asshole! And you look like another asshole!

Spencer Barnes: I've worked HARD to work this hard!

Jewel Bentley: That was the best safe sex I've ever had!::Jimmy Dworski: That was the best sex I've had in 2 years, 11 months, 3 weeks and 5 days!

Spencer Barnes: [inside the prison] Look me up when you get out.::Jimmy Dworski: OK. I get out in about 20 minutes.::Spencer Barnes: In that case, forget it.

Jimmy Dworski: [after entering the mansion for the first time after finding the key and alarm codes in the filofax] Wow! I'm on fucking Dynasty!