Horace Filmography

• Deaden
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself

Horace Filmography

• The Circus
  2010, role: actor , character name: Tom Vandersluys

Horace Filmography

• Janine Loves Jenna
  2007, role: actor

Famous quotes by Horace:

"Choose a subject equal to your abilities; think carefully what your shoulders may refuse, and what they are capable of bearing."

"Rule your mind or it will rule you"

"Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans; it's lovely to be silly at the right moment"

"Anger is a momentary madness, so control your passion or it will control you."

"No man ever reached to excellence in any one art or profession without having passed through the slow and painful process of study and preparation"

"Nothing's beautiful from every point of view."

"A picture is a poem without words."

"A word, once sent abroad, flies irrevocably."

"One wanders to the left, another to the right. Both are equally in error, but, are seduced by different delusions."

"Carpe diem! Rejoice while you are alive; enjoy the day; live life to the fullest; make the most of what you have. It is later than you think."

"Few cross the river of time and are able to reach non-being. Most of them run up and down only on this side of the river. But those who when they know the law follow the path of the law, they shall reach the other shore and go beyond the realm of death."

"If you would have me weep, you must first of all feel grief yourself."

"We rarely find anyone who can say he has lived a happy life, and who, content with his life, can retire from the world like a satisfied guest."

"Poets wish to profit or to please."

"You may drive out nature with a pitchfork, yet she'll be constantly running back."

"While fools shun one set of faults they run into the opposite one."

"The lofty pine is oftenest shaken by the winds; High towers fall with a heavier crash; And the lightning strikes the highest mountain."

"It is when I struggle to be brief that I become obscure."

"In labouring to be concise, I become obscure."

"We are often deterred from crime by the disgrace of others."

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• (Hello Dolly!) Finale - Barbra Streisand
• Finale - Hello, Dolly! Soundtrack
• Company - Flybanger
• Loked Out Hood - DJ Quik

Horace:
Hello, Dolly!
Well, hello, Dolly!
It's so nice to have you here
Where you belong
I never knew Dolly
Without you, Dolly
Life was awfully flat
And more than that
Was awfully wrong
Dolly:
Here's my hat, Horace!
I'm staying where I’m at, Horace!
Dolly will never go away...
Horace:
Wonderful woman!
Both:
Again. . .
Townspeople:
Put on you Sunday clothes
When you feel dawn and out
Strut down the street and have your picture took
Dressed like a dream your spirits seem to turn about
That Sunday shine is a certain sign
That you feel as fine as you look!
Take the someone whose arms you're in
Hold onto her tight and spin
And one two three, one two three, one two three
Look!
Cornelius:
I held her
For an instant
But my arms felt sure and strong
ALL:
It only takes a moment
To be loved a whole life long...
Men:
Yes, it takes a woman
A dainty woman
A sweetheart, a mistress, a wife
Oh yes, It takes a woman
A fragile woman
To bring you the sweet things
In life!
All:
Well, well, hello, Dolly!
Well, hello, Dolly!
It' so nice to have you back
Where you belong
You're looking swell, Dolly!
We can tell, Dolly!
You're still glowin’
You're still crowin’
You're still goin’ strong
You'll see the crowd swayin’
For the band's playin’
One of your old favorite songs
From way back when
Dolly
Wow, wow, wow, fellas
Look at the old girl now, fellas!
Chorus
Dolly, you’ll never go away
Dolly, you’ll never go away
Dolly, you’ll never go away
Again!
HELLO DOLLY, 1969

Horace:
Hello, Dolly!
Well, hello, Dolly!
It's so nice to have you here
Where you belong
I never knew Dolly
Without you, Dolly
Life was awfully flat
And more than that
Was awfully wrong
Dolly:
Here's my hat, Horace!
I'm staying where I'm at, Horace!
Dolly will never go away...
Horace:
Wonderful woman!
Both:
Again...
Townspeople:
Hello, Dolly!
Well, hello, Dolly!
It's so nice to have you back
Where you belong
You're looking swell, Dolly!
We can tell, Dolly!
You're still glowin'
You're still crowin'
You're still goin' strong
Take the someone whose arms you're in
Hold onto her tight and spin
And one two three, one two three, one two three
Look, I'm dancing!
As around and around you go
Your spirits will hit the top
And now that we're dancing
Who cares if we ever stop
He held her for an instant
But his arms felt sure and strong
It only takes a moment
To be loved a whole life long...
Put on your Sunday clothes when you feel down and out
Strut down the street and have your picture took
Dressed like a dream your spirits seem to turn about
That Sunday shine is a certain sign
That you feel as fine as you look!
Beneath your parasol, the world is all a smile
That makes you feel brand new down to your toes
Get out your feathers
Your patent leathers
Your beads and buckles and bows
For there's no blue Monday in your Sunday clothes!
Well, well, well
Hello, Dolly!
Well, hello, Dolly!
It's so nice to have you back
Where you belong
So...
Dolly:
Wow, wow, wow, fellas.
Look at the old girl now, fellas!
All
Dolly'll never go away again.

Everyday in our bones the feeling of being fucked with beyond tired sick of this bull shit
What the hell is with all this were gonna change this
Twisting our minds with the lies
I don't ever want to be in a world of make believe
I don't ever want to change myself just like you 'cause
Kicking us down with the lies ain't gonna change me
Kicking us down with the lies within in your company
Kicking us down with the lies ain't gonna change nothing
If I could fly across the sea let someone else deal with all this
If I could rape anyone that pleased me I'd be just like you
Twisted our minds with the lies ain't gonna change me twisting' our minds with the lies
'cause we can't let go of armor built inside no more weakness eyes wide open what you represent
I feel sickness coming on no more weakness eyes wide open

[DJ Quik]
One day I was chillin on Aranbe and Spruce
Forty in my hand and it's time to get loose
Got my Nikes, Fila t-shirt, and black khakis
I heard a horn blowin' and I jumped in my jacket
Sean was chillin' in the passenger seat
Stepped up out the car and started dancing in the street
Now Sean was lookin' fresh and it wasn't no joke
He had on some fresh khakis and was sportin' some locs
Some gangstas poppin' wheelies came up from behind
He got off throwin' up his favorite gang sign
Here come Little Snub, from the Maple block
Groovin' on the handlebars, ready to rock
And now my posse's gettin' bigger, 'cuz of all these niggas
I got the .38 and I'm about to pull the trigger
Looked up at the corner and who did I see?
Wayne and his little man Pop and Nookie
Now Sha came rollin' up on a little scooter
Lookin' for a match so he could light the Thai huddha
I told him I didn't have it, but yet I went to grab it
I lit it up and hit it up, and now I'm draggin' it
Wayne took a hit, Pop took a puff
Nookie started chokin' and now he's fucked up
The forty-ounce is hittin', so I busted into school
I'm never gettin' sweated 'cuz I'm just too cool fool
Sun's goin' down and now it's night
My posse's cold chillin' and we're feelin' alright
We heard a lot of noise and it sounded like a rally
Boomin' ass sounds comin' out of Sherm Alley
We all jumped up and we started to stroll
A young nigga like the Quiksta was takin' control
The D.E.A. posse so deep we walked three 2's
Now if you wanna join -- then you gotta pay ya dues
We got up to the alley and everything was chill
They was just makin' that dollar dollar bill
Reesa came down and she sat on the stairs
I stood up 'cuz I didn't have a chair
Now Pop said, "Yo! Let's get some cuts.
Get that Old 8 so we can get fucked up."
Now I'll put a twenty H put a 10
and said, "Fuck it! Super soca and gin!"
Now everybody's gettin' in the twilight zone
Head up stairs and they're gettin' weirdo
Gangsta's on the steps and he's tryin' to bang
No belt in his khakis so his Lee's could sag
Here comes Stick with a 20 dollar bag
But he can't roll a joint cuz he ain't got no zigzags
I looked up at my watch, it said 10:28
"You better run up to the liquor store before it's too late."
He went to the store and he got the zags
He came back walkin' with my homeboy Cash
Sucka came over; he was lookin for a ride
Runnin' from the police, he ain't have no place to hide
A smile came on my face when I swallowed my beer
I'm chillin' like a villian and I got no fear
Now Tony Lane came; he said he was bored
Eatin' on some chips that he got from the store
I said I'm bored too, so what's up with that?
Wayne said, "is anyone down to jack?
Now I can get the AK and you can get the pump,
But I don't want no deuce-deuce, cuz I ain't no chump"
Now Mike said, "Dane which one do you choose?"
"I could take the .38 and you can have the Uze."
But before we can jet and be on our way
Some niggas rolled up and they was ready to spray
Rollin' real slow, they turned off the lights
Waitin' -- until the time was right
A fool jumped out all dressed in Guess?
*gunshot* (Yeah) shot him in the chest
The niggas tried to jet, but the couldn't get far
Cuz Mike had the uzi and he aimed it for the car
*gunshots*
Ha Ha
Now that's how it's done and we do it good
Just another day in my loked out hood
Now all y'all remember that we can't be stopped
What's the name of my hood? *gunshots*
(Ha ha haha)