Supervillain Speed Dating (2013)

Actors

• Bernie Bregman (actor)
• Ben Gigli (actor)
• Tony Janning (actor)
• Richard Lee (actor)
• Matt Mider (actor)
• Greg Mills Jr. (actor)
• Sandeep Parikh (actor)
• Michael Rousselet (actor)
• Lauren Bregman (actress)
• Luciana Lenhoff (actress)
• Ben Gigli (producer)
• Tom Grey (producer)
• Brett Houston (writer)
• Manzi DeYoung (costume designer)
• Tom Grey (director)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Casey Jones (2011)

Actors

• Hilarion Banks (actor)
• Polaris Banks (actor)
• Polaris Banks (actor)
• Robert Banks (actor)
• Chris Frasier (actor)
• Chris Frasier (actor)
• Chris Gilmore (actor)
• Steven Jeffers (actor)
• Billy Leo (actor)
• Marcos Lujan (actor)
• Alex Luprete (actor)
• Russell Minton (actor)
• Marty Moreno (actor)
• Marty Moreno (actor)
• Chadwick Aderhold (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Adventure
• Fantasy
• Short

Turtles Forever (2009)

Actors

• Christopher C. Adams (actor)
• Sebastian Arcelus (actor)
• Braford Cameron (actor)
• Braford Cameron (actor)
• Braford Cameron (actor)
• Greg Carey (actor)
• Johnny Castro (actor)
• Johnny Castro (actor)
• Darren Dunstan (actor)
• Kevin Eastman (actor)
• Bruce Falk (actor)
• Wayne Grayson (actor)
• Dan Green (actor)
• Jason Griffith (actor)
• Gregory Abbey (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Adventure
• Animation
• Comedy
• Sci-Fi
• Thriller

Taglines:

Sometimes four ninjas just aren't enough!

Quotes:

The Shredder: How goes the repairs, Karai?::Karai: Very good, father. The technology of Dimension X is ridiculous. But once revised with Utrom science, it will prove devastating.::The Shredder: Yes... the two merge well together. This new body is proof of that.::Karai: And more proof: Their robotic Foot Soldiers. Clumsy, weak, almost... cartoonish. But now with the proper modifications... lethal. Our human troops have also been upgraded. By analyzing the mutegen that infected Hun, we have successfully engineered our own mutant army.::The Shredder: Soon, I will bring this world to it's knees! And then...::Shredder 1987: [chasing after some foot solders] Stop! Come back here with my command chair! That's an order!::The Shredder: ...And then perhaps the world of my "worthless" counterpart.

Mirage Michelangelo: So, you're supposed to be us from other worlds... I don't see it.::Mirage Donatello: What's with the multi-coloured headbands?::Mirage Raphael: Heh, sellouts.::Raphael: Uh, well...::[points at the 87' Turtles]::Raphael: Check out the initialized belt buckles on these yahoos.::Michelangelo 1987, Donatello 1987, Raphael 1987: Hey!::Raphael: How lame can a turtle get, am I right?::[Mirage Raphael pins Raphael's arm behind his back and kicks him]::Raphael: OW! Geez, what a hardcase.::[the 88' Turtles grin at Raphael]::Raphael: What?::Michelangelo 1987, Donatello 1987, Raphael 1987, Leonardo 1987: Nothing.

[Bebop, Rocksteady and the robot Foot Soldiers charge the turtles]::Leonardo: Uh... so, how do you guys normally handle these situations?::Leonardo 1987, Michelangelo 1987, Donatello 1987, Raphael 1987: Turtle Power!::[Rush off to battle]::Michelangelo: Don't ya just love these guys? Cowabunga!::Leonardo 1987, Michelangelo 1987, Donatello 1987, Raphael 1987: Cowabunga!::Raphael: Geez, it's like having five Mikey's now!

Shredder 1987: Argh! Blasted turtles!::Krang: Shredder! You bungling idiot!::Shredder 1987: I'm in the middle of something here, Krang!::Krang: First, you get us stuck here in this infernal dimension, and now you struggle to defeat this primitive creatures? If my troops from Dimension X were here...::Shredder 1987: Oh, quit nagging about Dimension X. We're having enough trouble in this dimension. Can't you see there are eight turtles now?... Wait... That's it! Of course, if this dimension has it's own version of the turtles, perhaps it has it's own Shredder as well!::Krang: Oooh, and maybe even it's own Krang!

Mirage Leonardo: Alright, let's go stop your Shredder. You're saying he's using a "Technodrome"?::Donatello 1987: Yep, but don't worry. We've created a sophisticated device that will be able to track the Technodrome, no matter where...::Mirage Leonardo: Is that it?::[Mirage Leonardo points to the Technodrome in the distance blasting away at the city]::Donatello: Yep, that would be it.::Mirage Leonardo: It's been doing that all night. huh, now let's go do something about it.

Leonardo: Hun mentioned the one "true" Shredder.::Raphael: And you know what that means.::Michelangelo: Our little alien Utrom is back.::Raphael 1987: Utrom Shredder? Sounds swedish!::[the 87' Turtles all laugh]::Michelangelo: Stop it, stop it, stop it! Can't you guys be serious about anything?::Leonardo 1987: They're right, this is serious. I say we head to our lair, pick up our anti-Technodrome gear and go put it to good use. But first, we've got to save April!

Donatello 1987: We save April at least once a day, you can set your watch to it!

April O'Neil 1987: Boy, when you guys are out of town, the threats on my life sure do pile up!::[Notices the 2003 Turtles]::April O'Neil 1987: They're eight of you now! Holy scoop!::Donatello: Wait, you're April? Um... what's with the yellow jumpsuit? Do you work at a car-wash in this dimension?::April O'Neil 1987: I'm a reporter, April O'Neil. And you're my ticket to a Peabody!::[pulls out a video camera]::Leonardo 1987: Sorry April, no time for an exclusive. We've got to get these guys to the lair.

The Shredder: Now, let us make ourselves easier to find. The time has come... to RISE!

Shredder 1987: [Typing at the Technodrome computer] Hmm... nothing comes up for "Krang" in this dimension.::Krang: What?::Shredder 1987: But Shredder on the other hand...::[the screen displays footage of The Shredder]::Shredder 1987: There he is, and he is MAGNIFICENT! What strength, what power! Oh, how I've longed for an ally such as this! So unlike the sniveling, idiots that I've been forced to suffer.::Krang: ...I'm right here. I CAN HEAR YOU!::[burps]::Shredder 1987: Now, to find him. Hmm... strange, he's off world. No matter. I will use the matter transporter to beam him to us directly.::[the portal blasts out an object into the Technodrome]::Shredder 1987: This is a turning point, Krang. The world will tremble before the combined power of mighty Shredder and his...::[Shredder stares as Ch'rell appears, frozen in a block of ice]::Shredder 1987: ...pink slug? Ooh... I wanted a super sinister ally!::Krang: Oh, I dunno, he looks alright to me.

Art of Submission (2009)

Actors

• Robert Almodovar (actor)
• Martin C. Alvillar (actor)
• Jermaine Andre (actor)
• Riz Angel (actor)
• Joe Beale (actor)
• Brian Bennett (actor)
• Adam Boster (actor)
• Adam Boster (actor)
• Jace Boster (actor)
• Anthony Brashears (actor)
• Steve Brockman (actor)
• Shonie Carter (actor)
• Chris Casamassa (actor)
• Alexander Chamitoff (actor)
• Mario Aguja (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Action
• Drama
• Drama

Taglines:

Heroes Fight with Weapons Forged in the Heart
Fists up, Chin down...

Phi tawan kab ajarn tabo (2008)

Actors

• Kohtee Aramboy (actor)
• Kom Chauncheun (actor)
• Jeab Chern-Yim (actor)
• Jaturong Mokjok (actor)
• Bunyawan Pongsuwan (actress)
• Worapoj Pothineth (director)

Genres

• Comedy

Dead Mule Suitcase (2007)

Actors

• Hakim Alston (actor)
• Linden Ashby (actor)
• Keith Cooke (actor)
• Ray Park (actor)
• Robin Shou (actor)
• Sunny Cheng (producer)
• Weiko Lin (producer)
• Asun Mawardi (producer)
• Robin Shou (producer)
• Matt Burch (writer)
• Craig Lew (writer)
• Weiko Lin (writer)
• Robin Shou (writer)
• Robin Shou (director)

Genres

• Action
• Adventure
• Crime
• Drama
• Thriller

Mutant Turtles: Chôjin densetsu hen (1996)

Actors

• Kôichi Nagano (actor)
• Daiki Nakamura (actor)
• Hidetoshi Nakamura (actor)
• Tomohiro Nishimura (actor)
• Toshiharu Sakurai (actor)
• Hiroyuki Shibamoto (actor)
• Kyôsei Tsukui (actor)
• Hidenari Ugaki (actor)
• Hideyuki Umezu (actor)
• Hideyuki Umezu (actor)
• Kiyoyuki Yanada (actor)
• Rei Sakuma (actress)
• Rei Sakuma (actress)
• Emi Shinohara (actress)
• Kevin Eastman (writer)

Genres

• Animation
• Family
• Sci-Fi

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Planet of the Turtleoids (1991)

Actors

• Cam Clarke (actor)
• Cam Clarke (actor)
• Cam Clarke (actor)
• Townsend Coleman (actor)
• Townsend Coleman (actor)
• Townsend Coleman (actor)
• Pat Fraley (actor)
• Pat Fraley (actor)
• Pat Fraley (actor)
• Barry Gordon (actor)
• Barry Gordon (actor)
• Rob Paulsen (actor)
• Rob Paulsen (actor)
• Rob Paulsen (actor)
• James Avery (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Family

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Vampir - Krang
• Sve Je Isto, Samo Kranga Nema - Krang
• Sutra U Boju Misli Na Mene - Krang
• Mediji - Krang

[Sample]
... nou, kad izgreje meseina,
eka njega, krvnika, da s njim namiri raune.
[Krang]
Taj ratnik je uklet, vrebam vas koji bacite ubre
Ko karijes zube, ubaci dizel pokvarieš super
Pravite bunker al ne možeš da sakriješ dupe
Ja I'm savijem ruke I u vrat I'm zarijem zube.
Njih najviše umre, jer imaju slab organizam
Gladnim ocima je mozak plitak, njima je moda bitna
Njihov krik je moja himna ujed zapone stravini ciklus
Jer ne mogu da podnesu vampirski virus
Pa I'm zdimi um, ako nisi glup-zapone koagulacija
Tvoja mutacija I svaka moja frustracija
Bice tvoja okupacija ova nacija je zbunjena
Konfrontacija je suena eutanazija je umešna.
Nee da te spasi ni debeo pancir
Ja se rado hranim plenom koga je na dvoru ekao tanjir
Rep je kao vampir I'm izae na svetlost trune
Umetnost umre publika nije mera za njegov uspeh
Jer želi ubre.
Kad nas dotakne sunce, zraci ostave suze na svetlu su samo prodane duše.
Ostajem uklet uvek je vaša krv naša trpeza
Il' te je tama uzela il si masa truleža.
[Refren]
Ja sam vampir srce bacam na papir
Probodi ga, praštam al' pamtim
Ja sam vampir treba mi sveža krv
Da bi živeo u tami jer na svetlu me eka smrt.
[Sample]
Nisu to vuci, nego nešto drugo zavija.
Sve što u vam reI, živa je istina.
[Richy]
Moja savest tumara, pretvara grehove u snove,
Bez ulara, slobodna da cehove u zaborav zove.
Moj amanet me vara, dovoljno hladan je da zbuni
Zavet se stara, pravda da glad me vodi do ljudi.
Zavesa je pala, al pria tek poinje za neke
Kad nestane svetala ja kliem jer potiem iz senke.
Moje rane su moje medalje, vode me dalje...
Moj elan kroz obrede spaljen, uz pobede trajem.
Mitovi vremenom blede, dela bez vere ne vrede.
Ljudi robuju lažI, hirovi s bremenom sede.
Zidovi moji su bedem... u stanju da slede.
... kapiju dižem da vas na drugu stranu odvedem.
Putujem sam, puteve znam, porokom zvan u kraj
Gde istovremeno I bez krune sam prorok I kralj.
Ne tražI bocu, u ovoj buri je brodolom, punim je otrovom,
Novim jutrom ja umirem ponovo, jer
[Refren]
[Krang]
Plašili bi me krstom al se desio brodolom vernika
Proboli kolcem al imam oklop od elika
Posuli svetom vodicom da I'm je ruka dovoljno velika
Slušaj govor pesnika koji otrov servira.
Non stop precizan, moja peina je gusarsko blago
Svi je traže al sem vampira niko nije ušao tamo,
Lutamo tamom slušamo stalno krike nejakih
Vriske zentavih retardi kad ti se predstavim
Ti se prestraviš vi ste preslabi za vampirske gene,
Ratnike teme, nemate stomak za stravine scene
Nemate mozak pa traite vreme
Na laike pesme ekate Boga a slavite kletve
Tražite respekt davno si sjebao obraz
Tebi I meni je zajedniko to što nemamo odraz
Kolega, ti da se vineš u visine, ja u ogledalu
Pravi vernici naše tragove uvaju ko medalju.
[Refren] 2x
[Krang]

[Richy]
2010, Krang, Richy... I dalje.
ujem ljude kako kažu
[Refren - Richy]
Koliko stvari se promenilo?
Imamo li merilo?
- nemamo
Epilog?
- nemamo
Ljudi kažu scena drema,
Kažu, sve je isto, samo Kranga nema.
Koliko stvari se promenilo?
Imamo li merilo?
- nemamo
Epilog?
- nemamo
Istrošena scena drema,
Kažu, sve je isto, samo Kranga nema.
[Richy]
Stanje krize na sceni, gde su dizeli lideri
Devedesete na kredit, da bi reprize videli.
Svi na jednu foru, mi u poslu oni jedva na birou
Mi s Bossom na bossu drugi tek na prvom nivou...
Kriterijuma nema, svima tu misterija doe k'o neman
Neko zbunjen pokunjen, samo niko doek'o spreman.
Neko bi rek'o presedan, drugi bi rekli klasik
Krang je poeo megdan, pedigre smo stekli u praksi.
Tri godine posle, opet vam idemo u goste
Vidim, sve je isto, scena za primer a primer za odstrel.
Preko rime do stava, tu ništa me ne udi
Ko sa decom spava, kažu ljudi upišan se budi.
Devedesete na kredit? Gde je reset Krang, zajebi,
Ovu igru nismo hteli, sve na fenseraj su sveli.
Igara I hleba, deci autotjuna I para
Lom majmuna hara, nigde Vilisa kada ti treba.
[Krang]
Ovo je podzemlje, sa mnom su samo Haron I kerber,
U isto vreme najgori kreten I najbolji reper
Hopom ne zavodim žene, ne želim da me zavoli dete,
Ja bih da ti razbolim pretke jer su zaboli tebe,
Zarobim sve te fensere koji žele smešne pesme,
Tretiram ih ko Rusi Nemce posle etres' šeste.
Hip hop ekspert, ekstrem, k'o een fanatik
K'o Sadam I Gadafi, zvezde kasapim, gadan lik.
Razvalim svaki vers k'o Kris Braun Rijanu,
Vaša zika je delikt k'o prevara u Iranu,
Zbog nje se zlatna ribica pretvara u piranu
Brdo retarda gubi glavu, proda dupe da kupi slavu.
uti smradu, zvuIš gadu kao ja sa pet promila.
Kakva bre gomila? Sa tobom skae rodbina.
Šta se foliraš, ti samo kopiraš Dip set
Ali za razliku od njih nemaš ni vozila ni keš.
Ne možeš da pokidaš ni vers, obian si fejk
Još ne znaš da repuješ, brdo godina si slep,
Odlian ti cert... šaka dece koju oblaI Todor,
Svršavas dok zamisljaš kako povlaIš oroz.
[Refren]
[Krang]
Misterija je bila manifest I pravi test podzemlja,
To je pravi hip hop batice koji granice pomera,
A vi želite pozera da vam se smešI sa postera,
I za ženice bednice pesmice dotera.
Ja sam previše moderan za deje umove,
Ja sam previše poseban za srpske uslove.
Ja sam previše bolestan za fensi klubove,
ReI surove, uporne, bude duhove, trulo je
Puklo je sve u ovoj zemlji pa I hip hop scena
Sem Boss-a Riija I mene u Hadu nikog nema.
Sinko gledaj, u hopu mi smo peti element
Bolje da pratiš u stopu ovaj sveti precedent.
Jebeš rep jer svet je slep za metafiziku
Nemaš liriku, flow, dikciju a vrebaš priliku?
Ne znaš istinu, al' kad pristignu horde
Koje nose viziju borbe vreme je da odeš.
[Refren]
[Richy]
Augijeva štala, 2010... stara igra.
Richy, Krang... I dalje.

[Krang]
Više ne sanjam I svaka aša briše seanja,
Ne pratim vreme pa me letnje obuenog stigne meava,
Ime ne kaljam, rime predstavljam iako sam mator
Dete veruje u uda zato nije skapiralo naš napor.
U hip hopu sam imao zaklon u životu stagnirao stalno
Od sebe sakrivao stvarnost pa je zalivao gajbom,
Studirao pravo I bio sam veiti student
KažI da sam veliki luzer, hop mi je jedini uspeh.
Ne vidim ljude, ja sam Heseov stepski vuk
U igri zbog hopa ne da bih iz popa preneo fensi zvuk,
Retko ko ceni trud nemam volje da se izvadim iz ubreta
Ne mešam se s vama k'o Diogen ne izlazim iz bureta.
Prilazi mi sujeta kad god legnem da spavam
Kritikujem sam sebe znam recept sad je vreme da šljakam,
Dete da stvaram, šta se pravdam neu se prodati nikome
I dalje bogatim bitove, ne moram da ostvarim prihode.
[Refren] 2x
Živim za pesme, što se raduješ kad vidiš da venem?
Sutra u boju misli na mene.
[Krang]
Roen da pišem, tu sam gde jesam nemam volje za više
Uvek sam iskren, znam nisam ovek za primer,
Pa mi doe da zbrišem, da pobegnem u šumu
Što dalje od ljudi, ne mogu da podnesem tu glumu.
Ponesem svu mjuzu, samo da imam da založI'm neku vatru,
Pustim ziku I usmerim oI u jednu taku.
Uh, neu gandžu, neu radžu, od svega sam umoran
Kad me kurva ne sluša nisam besan na drugoga.
Svestan sam uslova, Srbija je švorc, istina mit
Kažu ti si jak lik a niko ne da etiristo kinti za disk.
Site se tvojoj propasti dok sami spremaju album
Ni oni nee opstati, al' retardi nemaju razum.
Vrebaju šansu, na sceni koju upravo oni razaraju
Isti takvi su Karaora proboli na spavanju.
Oni ipak sanjaju, nadaju se da hop donosi kurve I slavu
Uspeh I paru, za mene je hop ono što uva zdrav razum.
[Refren]
[Krang]
Ne maštam više, I dalje brdo pesama pišem,
Ozbiljan život eka, nema više zezanja, igre.
Prestar sam sine, nema izlaza u poroku I travi
Al' me neka sila tera da uzmem olovku I papir.
Ne nadam se proboju ni slavi pišem da bih opstao,
Cura kaže baš si propao, majka sine naI posao
A mi rokamo za sebe I za ljude sline sebi
Ko vas jebe licemeri za pravi hop niste spremni.
Vi ste bedni lešinari, zbog vas krenuh na golijata
U borbi stradah pili ste krv iz mojih rana,
Prizori jada... tada je od vas napravio robove
Sebi sagradio dvorove, vama stavio okove,
Nama spalio grobove, nije naišao na trunku otpora
Vi ste ti koji ste ubili vou opora.
A kad se rodi novi voa I preuzme sav rizik na sebe
On e sutra u boju da misli na mene.

[Krang]
Ovo je vek medija, pa se mudar ovek nervira
Jer se ovde preferira samo ono što se servira.
Vi niste ljudi, ve serija kvazi robota
Pravih robova, a mediji kažu da si slobodan?
Baš si pogodan za sve oblike manipulacije
Dok vi trendujete, ja branim duh nacije
Krang pravi zvuk akcije, batice besnim zbog Granda
Pesnikog škarta, farme I velikog brata.
Ovce iz stada - vi ste žrtve iste taktike
Nosite iste patike, bodrite iste laike
Volite iste navike, vodite iste abrove
Imate iste strahove, praznite iste rafove
Pratite iste stavove, hvalite iste škartove
Pravite iste planove, imate iste dukseve
Dame iste bruseve, itaju iste kurseve
Slikaju iste luzere, primaju iste kureve.
Uvee uvuete bulje u iste farmerke...
Zbog iste namere, oI vam bulje u iste frajere.
Žene manje više vode iste prazne prie
Imaju iste ravne šIške I iste glatke pike.
Refren
[Richy]
Mediji vas ue šta je dobro a šta zlo,
Mediji vas ue šta je tuga a šta bol.
Mediju vas ue svemu,
Zdrava svest za pravu cenu.
Sve vas vole mediji,
Za vas I vama mediji.
[Krang}
TV ih zatupi pa ih muI vazdušni sindrom
Pa su za jadnike air max patike statusni simbol
Pritom, I vi u frci s kintom pratite modu
Najku pravite lovu jer skupo platite robu.
Shvatite foru. svuda kopije silnih zvezda
Svako bi da oseti miris keša, izgleda ko MTV gengsta.
Ti si smešan, sve što ti piješ su batine
Pa priviaš viski, kurve, kilo platine.
Sinko žalim te, pratite vaše krimi mentore
MTV trendove, Wejnove, Westove, Fifti centove
Kad vam vidim tekstove hvata me melanholija
Setim se pesama koje pisah sa sedam godina.
Svako je bleda kopija, krvopija, scena sarkazma
Ironije u balkanskom repu uopšte nema Balkana.
Jebena farma, zvezde granda, to gleda cela nacija
Retardi se smeju retardima borio bih se al nema naina.
[Refren]
[Krang]
U srednjem veku inkvizitori danas mediji vešaju
Oni ubeuju svet u ono što veliki spremaju.
Nama smeštaju, teraju proces globalizacije
Koji treba da pogazi nacije, odstrani razlike,
Postavi navike, pa se ne pije ništa sem kole I fante
Ne sluša ništa sem lejdi Gage, nose levis I najke,
Fensi marke, niko ne želi da bude otpadnik
Ne umem da budem podanik, deo kulture bogatih.
ujes, odrasti. Shvati, nije ti krek slistio pamet
Sve dok svako misli izgleda I živi k'o amer,
Oni e Ii po pare mi u steaj, brate ispaše
Da mi finansiramo njihove nove ratne igrake.
Budale klicae, na svaku bajku pristae
Kako da u klancu istraješ kad si zadnja karika u lancu ishrane?
I kad su predatori siti nastavie sa borbama
U znak zahvalnosti od srca nagradie nas bombama.