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'Bizarre' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

The Sandman (1995)

Actors

Plot
Gary is a trailer park romance novelist who can't seem to sleep at night. He also thinks that he saw a monster assaulting his girlfriend while she was sleeping. People is his trailer park begin to die in their sleep. Soon, Gary's friends begin to think that he has gone crazy with all his ranting and raving and that all he needs is a good night's sleep. Gary is afraid to sleep...

Keywords: independent-film, nightmare

Genres

Horror

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A tale of suspense from the creator of THE DEAD NEXT DOOR and OZONE

Bizarre Filmography

Vanilla Ice Archive
2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
Cabras
2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
The Hitchcock of HipHop
2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
Celebrity Rap Superstar
2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
Beef 4
2007, role: actor , character name: Himself - D12
Eminem: Live from New York City
2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
D12: Live in Chicago
2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
Eminem Presents: The Anger Management Tour
2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
The Longest Yard
2005, role: actor , character name: Basketball Convict
Beef II
2004, role: actor , character name: Himself - D12
The Shady National Convention
2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
50 Cent: The New Breed
2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
Hardware: Uncensored Music Videos - Hip Hop Volume 1
2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
Eminem: E
2000, role: actor , character name: Himself

Bizarre

A half hour sketch comedy show that is not politically correct (it was made in the early 1980's). It's not uncommon to see women in their underwear doing whatever is necessary to get a laugh. It showcased the talents of veteran performers John Byner (the host) and Bob Einstein as Super Dave Osbourne.

Cast

Season 1
Episode 1: (#1.1)
Canada:17 October 1980...
Season
Episode : (1982-01-06)
USA:6 January 1982...

Most Bizarre Events - Paranormal Supernatural Documentary

Duration: 45:04
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

Most Bizarre Events - Paranormal Supernatural Documentary A man miraculously survives a fall from a 50-story building. Killer ice balls fall from the sky. (M...

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Bizarre - Pray For Me

Duration: 3:44
Updated: 21 Jan 2014

For the single, "Pray For Me". Available Now! iTunes: http://tinyurl.com/k48dshq Amazon Music: http://tinyurl.com/lo77qwv Follow @BizarresWorld Directed/Shot/Edited - Adam Bussell - http://www.AdamBussell.com Assistant Director - Andrew Joseph VFX - Colin Knighton Official music video by Bizarre performing Pray For Me. 2014 Bizarre

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Earth's Greatest Bizarre Mysteries - Paranormal Supernatural Documentary

Duration: 45:04
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

Earth's Greatest Bizarre Mysteries - Paranormal Supernatural Documentary When scientists run tests on mummies they find traces of cocaine in their hair. Did ...

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10 Bizarre Medical Anomalies - Top10Stuff

Duration: 3:06
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

One eyed baby? Heart beating outside your body? Human body can be scary. Warning : Contains images which may be disturbing to some people Do Watch - 10 Creep...

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25 Bizarre Lawsuits That You Won't Believe Are Real

Duration: 8:25
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

From robbers suing their victims to Michael Jordan look alikes suing for "mental anguish" these are 25 bizarre lawsuits that you won't believe are real. http...

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10 Bizarre True Stories That Inspired Famous Movies

Duration: 3:45
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

Ten Bizarre True Stories That Inspired Famous Movies Mysterious deaths, stolen children and shark attacks have all inspired films. Watch the video to discove...

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Donkey Sex: The Most Bizarre Tradition

Duration: 15:01
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

Watch more episodes of The VICE Guide to Sex here: http://bit.ly/1eco7na Having sex with donkeys is a part of growing up for some of the local boys on the no...

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25 Most Bizarre Animals Ever

Duration: 4:51
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

From super long noses to strange looking eyes these are the 25 most bizarre animals ever! https://twitter.com/list25 https://www.facebook.com/list25 http://l...

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Hand Almost Sliced Off - Bizarre ER

Duration: 3:27
Updated: 02 Sep 2014

Martin is a carpenter, Martin has a powerful saw at his workshop, Martin's hand is almost about to fall off. It's pretty clear what happened here, but what's...

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Upside Down Man: Body Bizarre Episode 1

Duration: 1:16
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

Upside Down Man: Body Bizarre Episode 1 SUBSCRIBE: http://bit.ly/Oc61Hj Inspirational speaker Claudio Vieira de Oliveira, 37, has badly deformed legs, almost...

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Top 5 World's Most Bizarre Commercials !!!

Duration: 4:01
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

Watch Another Video : http://bit.ly/1lc5bna Subscribe Here : http://bitly.com/UeWTmS The Videos are : Ice Cream Doritos Old Spice Cookie TOYOTA This Videos S...

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Blood Clot - Bizarre ER

Duration: 5:14
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

Roger has been bleeding out of his beak for a week. Endless amounts of blood has been seeping from his nose and him and his wife are finally in to get it che...

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10 Most BIZARRE World Records!

Duration: 6:29
Updated: 04 Sep 2014

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15 Bizarre Things Found in Space

Duration: 6:58
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

From Quasars to mysterious donut-shaped rocks appearing in photographs, these are 15 strange and bizarre things one might find in space, things so massive in...

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10 BIZARRE Diseases Science Can't Explain!

Duration: 8:09
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

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Bizarre (D12) - The Smokebox

Duration: 15:24
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

B-Real links up with D12's Bizarre to discuss hip-hop, blazing, dabs. crazy experiences & more in the latest Smokebox! http://breal.tv Subscribe: http://bit....

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World's Thinnest Woman: Body Bizarre Episode 1

Duration: 1:56
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

World's Thinnest Woman: Body Bizarre Episode 1 SUBSCRIBE: http://bit.ly/Oc61Hj Lizzie Velasquez was once cruelly called the 'World's Ugliest Woman' but now s...

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Bizarre Feat. King Gordy - JUSTIN BIEBER (OFFICIAL VIDEO) Directed by REEL WOLF

Duration: 3:10
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

Bizarre(D12) and King Gordy A Reel Wolf Production Directed by: J.F. Martin/Tom Vujcic Executive Producer: Amir Radi http://www.youtube.com/user/ReelWolfFilm...

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10 Most Bizarre Deep Sea Creatures

Duration: 4:04
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

The sea is full of many mysteries, and most of it has yet to have even been discovered. We present the 10 creepiest, weirdest, and most bizarre sea creatures...

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Bizarre - My Mom's A Stoner (Official Music Video)

Duration: 3:11
Updated: 03 Sep 2014

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Bizarre Recalls Rapping About Sex & Murder as a Kid

Duration: 2:49
Updated: 12 Sep 2014

http://www.vladtv.com - Bizarre took his fans on a blast to the past in this clip from his exclusive interview with VladTV Battle Rap Journalist Michael Hughes. He recounted rapping about murder, guns, sex, and adultery as a child, before telling the story of how he won his first battle at 10 years old against a 17-year-old boy from his block named County Sheriff. Bizarre lost the first match, but got his revenge a week later with his aunt, grandmother, and other people from his block cheering him on. Apparently County Sheriff spit the exact same verse from the week before, which resulted in an automatic loss to Bizarre. He then shared his thoughts on rapping over beats as opposed to just spitting bars without music in the background, and how he and Eminem have loads of experience in both situations.

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25 Bizarre Things Happening In China Right Now

Duration: 3:33
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

From suicide nets around buildings to ghost cities the size of Denver, these are 25 bizarre things happening in China right now. https://twitter.com/list25 h...

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10 Bizarre Deaths in History - Halloween 2012

Duration: 2:13
Updated: 21 Aug 2014

Check out the 10 bizarre deaths that have taken place in history. Here are top 10 most bizarre deaths in history: Number 10 -Adolf Frederick, the king of Swe...

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The Pharcyde- 4 Better Or 4 Worse (Interlude)

Duration: 0:38
Updated: 26 Jun 2013

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The Pharcyde- Oh Shit!

Duration: 4:31
Updated: 03 Sep 2014

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The Pharcyde- It's Jiggaboo Time (Skit)

Duration: 1:28
Updated: 02 Jul 2013

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The Pharcyde- 4 Better Or 4 Worse.

Duration: 5:06
Updated: 20 Apr 2013

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The Pharcyde- I'm That Type Of Nigga

Duration: 5:34
Updated: 19 Apr 2011

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The Pharcyde- If I Were President (Skit)

Duration: 1:03
Updated: 29 Mar 2013

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The Pharcyde- Soul Flower (Remix)

Duration: 4:25
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

Lyrics: Eee ah ooh ah ah (many times) People hint and wonder and they wanna know how and why But let me first introduce myself I'm tagging name romye I'm 20 ...

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The Pharcyde- On The D.L.

Duration: 4:30
Updated: 30 Aug 2014

Lyrics: So here it is Fuck it Friends or no friends I had enough bullshit To last me clear to the ends of my term I hate worms So i'ma bring in the fish And ...

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The Pharcyde- Pack The Pipe (Interlude)

Duration: 0:23
Updated: 27 Jun 2012

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The Pharcyde- Officer

Duration: 4:02
Updated: 15 Jun 2013

Lyrics: Yo, fat lip man Yo, man they tryin' to run a 5-0 move on us man Yo, man You got to tell the suckers what's up boy Yeah I got a letter from the DMV th...

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The Pharcyde- Ya Mama

Duration: 4:23
Updated: 24 Aug 2014

Lyrics: Intro: Yo man, you gotta be... you know You gotta be on to die, man, what's up with that? Yo bro-shot Yeah, word up bro-shot Uh, we need some brother...

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The Pharcyde- Passin' Me By

Duration: 5:04
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

Lyrics: Now in my younger days I used to sport a shag When I went to school I carried lunch in a bag With an apple for my teacher 'cause I knew I'd get a kis...

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The Pharcyde- Otha Fish

Duration: 5:23
Updated: 23 Jul 2013

Lyrics: Yeah, bam, bam, bam, heyya, whassup, yeah We was like that you know Yeah, and I bet you got layed back Yeah, I'ma uh, I'm a just sit in here for a co...

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The Pharcyde- Quinton's On The Way (Skit)

Duration: 2:11
Updated: 30 May 2013

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The Pharcyde- Pack The Pipe

Duration: 5:05
Updated: 19 Apr 2011

Lyrics: [I dedicate this to buddah...this is our song dedicated to smokin' weed 'cause we smoke lots of mad weed all the time...mad mad mad...so Tre Tre since we smoke a lot of mad weed...you got what you want coppenhagen give the people buddah...indoe gentlemen...a lovely yell oh that old boy...you must love the buddah...listen man your mother's (weed beat) is hip hop...you gotta (scrosho bard)...man] trapped in the cockpit at forty thousand feet the sky is the limit but we superscede the greed for the speed is like way beyond limits I grab my parachute with like forks and spoons in it and I'm falling I'm falling my heart rapid rushes death before my eyes oh why did I trust this my reactions are repeated over and over and over oh it seems like I will never be sober [get up, pack it in...high...I love gettin' high...Im'a get high 'till I die...can I have a light my brother...where is my bud] the pipe, the pipe let's pack the pipe (x4) I look in every hip-hop magazine it seems that the blunts are being passed around the scenes in teams and the (gomma) man with contraband in lesser amounts I guess 'cause understands he has his chance passes like Fouts but his pass is incomplete 'cause I can tell in the smell to let the touch he pass me by let the (left) catch hell if I wanted to smoke tobacco I'd get a skinny white bitch I know that Fatlip carries a pack to cure the nicotine itch because the only itch I have is for the indoe or cess so don't pass me that mess or try to even protest that it's adding to the flavor 'cause the old one was fine won't you pack the pipe and keep it movin` down the line the pipe, the pipe let's pack the pipe (x4) I got a big ol' blunt I'm lampin' on my front porch about to put a torch to it then Coco said don't do it please don't hit that shit in front of my little four year old son she sent him inside the house meanwhile my Sheri steadily rolled one [what are you doing (daddy)?] after the other then another 'cause I'm rollin' in the dough so we rolled in the indoe as if the kid didn't know he's lookin' through the windoew yo while we tryin' to hide it to make a boy grow to be ignorant and misguided about the bud now I have to play the part of the advisor because the bud is just the tasty tantalizer the bud not the beer 'cause the bud makes me wiser [figaro] so I said come're little man [whatcha want old man] and with his little hand he grabbed the pipe a lesson in buddah blessin' not too young just right so he started blazin' it was amazin' my lungs are black and shriveled up like a raisin but who am I to deny the kid a try at nature's little way of sayin' hi? [thank you old man] so pack the pipe, the pipe let's pack the pipe (x4) twisting turning burning rings of fire when I come into ya layer say ya pay yer fare for the fee I see the pipe the pipe is what I like I'm Imani and I'm hype give me the pipe tonight I really wanna smoke it I really want to smoke it [...] I choke it the indoe no jokin' I'm doin' it like this [I hope I do not get this by anybody by anybody by anybody by anybody what? uh huh uh huh well where's Quinton, Quinton, Quinton where are you? yo Quint, Quint come're who got a lighter?...Imani got a lighter...ah kick somethin' on the mike] why does your mother smoke pipe with crack on the inside she likes to take a bus ride with a (shern) stick in her mouth preachin' about what the world's goin' on I don' know what's up the bitch smokes a lotta heron every day a hard basehead I don' know what to say [where's bus (stop) we'll call you up] let's pack the pipe the pipe, the pipe let's pack the pipe (x3) who packs the booty on the side (wipe) I crack I've lost track it's a cheap fuckin' pipe I saw ya... [say when] the pipe dammit! [now it's dark inside nostril an inside nose he completed the run]

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The Pharcyde- Return Of The B-Boy

Duration: 3:35
Updated: 30 Aug 2014

Lyrics: Yo yo yo yo, is eighty-seven in the house? Hell yeah! Is eighty eight in the house? (it's the master, the master) Hell yeah! So everybody's in the ho...

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Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern - S01E11 - New York City

Duration: 43:32
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

Air date: August 6, 2007 Location: New York City Special episode with guest Anthony Bourdain. Tongue sandwich, geoduck, live lobster, ceviche, pupusas, worm ...

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Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern - S03E01 - Phuket, Thailand

Duration: 43:32
Updated: 04 Sep 2014

Air date: September 9, 2008 Location: Phuket, Thailand Fried grasshoppers, pork liver and beef stomach & intestine soups, coconut balls, stretched squid, stu...

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Bizarre Foods Cambodia

Duration: 43:18
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

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Ivan & The Parazol - Mode Bizarre (FULL ALBUM)

Duration: 37:01
Updated: 03 Sep 2014

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Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern Morocco

Duration: 43:31
Updated: 04 Sep 2014

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Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern - S03E13 - Japan

Duration: 43:29
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

Air date: December 9, 2008 Location: Japan River eels, sea squirts, stonefish liver, Bluefin Tuna eyeballs, mayonnaise fondue and milkshake, octopus egg sac,...

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Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern - S03E02 - Sicily, Italy

Duration: 43:35
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

Air date: September 16, 2008 Location: Sicily, Italy Cow stomach soup, mystery meat soup, beef spleen sandwich, sardine meatballs, gourmet cow's mouth, Cerda...

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Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern South Korea

Duration: 43:31
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle - Online Ranked Fights Part 1

Duration: 40:23
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

My first couple of online ranked fights in the North American version of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle. After a few hours of playing, I'm in the ...

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Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern - S04E06 - Singapore

Duration: 43:32
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

Air date: May 19, 2009 Location: Singapore Andrew heads to Singapore to experience the diversity of food and culture. The melting pot is seen everywhere, inc...

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Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern - S02E03 - St. Petersburg

Duration: 43:35
Updated: 02 Sep 2014

Air date: March 18, 2008 Location: St. Petersburg(Russia) Vobla, borscht, cow's tongue, kvas, herring blini, salo, pickled lamprey, brown bear meat, caviar, ...

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Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern - S01E07 - Trinidad and Tobago

Duration: 43:30
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

Air date: July 9, 2007 Location: Trinidad and Tobago Tobago: Iguana curry with dumplings, conch and relative penis in ceviche. Trinidad: Original souse king,...

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Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern - S02E08 - Delhi

Duration: 43:33
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

Air date: April 29, 2008 Location: Delhi,India Pomfret, lentil, brain curry, mutton liver and kidney stew, tandoori roti, goat and lamb testicles, paneer, bo...

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Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern United Kingdom

Duration: 43:26
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

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Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern - S02E01 - Beijing, China

Duration: 43:35
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

Air date: March 4, 2008 Location: Beijing, China Cicada, seahorse, sea urchin, donkey rib and tail stew and skin, dried tree lizard, sea cucumber, camel paw,...

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Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern - S03E06 - Los Angeles

Duration: 43:31
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

Air date: October 14, 2008 Location: Los Angeles Head cheese, slow-cooked piglet in goose fat, pig ears, tongue salad, and eyeballs, scorpions on toast, Sout...

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Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern - S02E04 - Minnesota

Duration: 43:35
Updated: 04 Sep 2014

Air date: March 25, 2008 Location: Minnesota Pig's foot, lutefisk, reuben on a stick, spaghetti and meatballs on a stick, gator on a stick, teriyaki ostrich ...

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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle - All Heart Heat/Great Heat Attacks! [English Subtitles]

Duration: 21:13
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

Compilation of all Heart Heat Attacks (HHAs) and all Great Heat Attacks (GHAs) for all characters including DLC in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle....

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Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern - S01E10 - Taiwan

Duration: 43:31
Updated: 04 Sep 2014

Air date: July 30, 2007 Location: Taiwan Stinky tofu, unborn chicken eggs, cockscomb, chicken uterus, fermented meat, black-bone chicken testicles, fried bees.

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Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern - S01E01 - Philippines

Duration: 43:27
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

Air date: February 26, 2007 Location: Philippines Balut, Calamansi, Bamboo shoots, Coconut and rice paste wrapped on banana leaves and roasted, Okoy (shrimp ...

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Bizarre Foods from Hungary - Magyar konyha amerikai szemmel (S06E10)

Duration: 42:19
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

Maybe spicy, maybe greasy, but unique, substantial and, of course, very toothsome. Good appetite!

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Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern - S01E00 - Asia (Pilot)

Duration: 43:14
Updated: 03 Sep 2014

Air date: November 1, 2006 Location: Asia Pilot episode in Japan, Thailand, and Malaysia. Tokyo: Getemono bar, at Asadachi (1-2-14 Nishi-Shinjuku) raw pig's ...

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Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern - S03E09 - Ethiopia

Duration: 44:11
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

Air date: November 11, 2008 Location: Ethiopia Fermented Enset fiber pancakes and porridge, raw sauted beef, ibe cheese, unfiltered honey, berbere, goat orga...

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Face Destroyed In Car Crash (Part 1) - Bizarre E

Duration: 3:02
Updated: 19 Sep 2014

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Bizarre SMP - Announcement [1]

Duration: 1:54
Updated: 19 Sep 2014

If you didn't get accepted this time, comment down your application for a chance to be accepted next time! Also, if you were one of the ones that got accepted, send me a message on Skype so we can get in touch! If you enjoyed this video, be sure to leave a like, comment, and subscribe! Peace! Contact Info --------------------- Skype: raiderbull217 Twitter: https://twitter.com/BioticRobot Instagram: http://instagram.com/_bioticrobot

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Hot Pass: Bizarre moments during ASRS race at New Hampshire

Duration: 1:05
Updated: 19 Sep 2014

The latest American Sim Racing Camping World Truck Series event saw a couple of bizarre moments throughout the race.

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ZAGAT - Bizarre Bites Ice Cream Lab's Liquid Nitrogen Desserts

Duration: 2:26
Updated: 19 Sep 2014

Check out Zagat's video of us from last year! A quick peek behind the scenes of how science brings us happiness through ice cream. Enjoy and remember to subscribe!

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A Bizarre Love EngSub Full Movie

Duration: 93:13
Updated: 19 Sep 2014

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Bizarre baron steal.

Duration: 0:20
Updated: 19 Sep 2014

In hind-sight and re-watching the video, looks like the last tick of Morg's puddle got it. Still odd over all.

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6. Bizarre Top 10's - Paranormal Phenomena

Duration: 8:36
Updated: 19 Sep 2014

Whether you’re a skeptic or a believer, you can’t deny the amount of reports of strange entities and events that are out there. Truth or fiction? It’s up to you to decide. Welcome to Bizarre Top 10’s: Paranormal Phenomena. Photos Used: Work found at https://www.flickr.com/photos/spencerthomas/527163603/ (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/) Work found at https://www.flickr.com/photos/playfullibrarian/4222935058/ (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/) Work found at https://www.flickr.com/photos/stinkiepinkie_infinity/9481600193/ (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/) Work found at https://www.flickr.com/photos/imnotquitejack/3692628780/ (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/) Work found at https://www.flickr.com/photos/rosengrant/3125296763/ (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/2.0/) Work found at https://www.flickr.com/photos/jonathancharles/3824130539 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/) Work found at https://www.flickr.com/photos/chicagoartdepartment/3355296644 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/) Work found at https://www.flickr.com/photos/bneumann/3234316760 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/) Work found at https://www.flickr.com/photos/alpha4/14282408409 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/2.0/) Work found at https://www.flickr.com/photos/lorenkerns/9939056874 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/) http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/Unnamed--ec83790b15-975x550.jpg By Travancore (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons Work found at https://www.flickr.com/photos/29233640@N07/4048437293/ (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/) Work found at https://www.flickr.com/photos/rs12240/14491351915/ (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/) Work found at https://www.flickr.com/photos/unukorno/3920685282 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/) Work found at https://www.flickr.com/photos/biodivlibrary/5955637880 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/) Work found at https://www.flickr.com/photos/colinsite/4319190775/ (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/) Work found at https://www.flickr.com/photos/amonroy/145607802/ (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/) Work found at https://www.flickr.com/photos/lorenjavier/5437590302 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/2.0/) Work found at https://www.flickr.com/photos/hockeyholic/5932336261/ (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/) Work found at https://www.flickr.com/photos/wonderlane/11903341854 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/) Work found at https://www.flickr.com/photos/familymwr/5517760158 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/) Work found at https://www.flickr.com/photos/nubcaek/6215834118/ (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/2.0/) Work found at https://www.flickr.com/photos/vtda/4251752168 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/) Work found at https://www.flickr.com/photos/bneumann/3922407441 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/) Work found at https://www.flickr.com/photos/bneumann/3923181568 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/) Work found at https://www.flickr.com/photos/ladyv25/8576139862 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/) Video clips: “Poltergeist Mayhem and Destruction Of Kitchen CAUGHT ON TAPE” The haunted ghost channel and scary movies and dating advice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWFpXr0BDwk https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ “Violent Poltergeist Activity Destructive Entity Caught on Tape GhostStoriesOnline https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op8I5fxVLB0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ “Magic Trick - Automatic Bolt trick” Pyung Gu Jung https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIkDCu30G0M https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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Beat Bizarre - amplifucked

Duration: 10:06
Updated: 19 Sep 2014

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Bizarre Love Triangle Comedy 2013 FULL MOVIE with English subtitles

Duration: 93:13
Updated: 19 Sep 2014

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Bella's Bizarre World Final

Duration: 23:54
Updated: 19 Sep 2014

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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All-Star Battle RAW 05 - Vento Aureo

Duration: 14:55
Updated: 19 Sep 2014

RAW.

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‘Don’t Take Me to an Elevator!’: Bizarre Outburst Interrupts Goodell Presser

Duration: 0:25
Updated: 19 Sep 2014

The Roger Goodell NFL press conference was humming along without incident when all of a sudden a man started shouting as security removed him from the room. “Don’t take me to an elevator!” the man yelled, in an obvious reference to Ray Rice.

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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All-Star Battle RAW 04-2 - Diamond is Unbreakable

Duration: 11:38
Updated: 19 Sep 2014

RAW.

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TYPE O NEGATIVE - Bizarre Festival 1999

Duration: 95:01
Updated: 19 Sep 2014

1,In The Flesh (Pink Floyd cover) 2,Cinnamon Girl 3,Waste Of Life Intro- (The Band)- 4,Too Late : Frozen 5,In Praise Of Bacchus 6,Kill All The White People- (The Band)- 7,Cornucopia Intro (Black Sabbath cover) 8,Wolf Moon (Including Zoanthropic Paranoia) -(The Band)- 9,Everything Dies 10,My Girlfriend's Girlfriend- (The Band)- 11,Are You Afraid? 12,Gravity 13,Black Sabbath (Black Sabbath cover) 14,Christian Woman- (The Band)- 15,Love You To Death 16,Black No.1

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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All-Star Battle RAW 04-1 - Diamond is Unbreakable

Duration: 17:09
Updated: 19 Sep 2014

RAW.

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Bizarre Herrschaftspläne, IS will Europa erobern

Duration: 0:53
Updated: 19 Sep 2014

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Fighting Game Friday #60 - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle

Duration: 29:30
Updated: 19 Sep 2014

Previous Episode: http://youtu.be/c7Xotvm_zpA They aren't dolls, they're action figures. Okay fine they're puppets but Joshua Evo and Spork4Ever try to become real boys in Zatch Bell! Please Like, Subscribe and Comment if you're so inclined Follow Contributors on Twitter: https://twitter.com/PickleMicrowave https://twitter.com/Spork4Ever https://twitter.com/madlibbs https://twitter.com/JoshuaEvo https://twitter.com/incoductic Friends of the Show Joshua's Podcast: Incoductic http://incoductic.podbean.com/ Our Friends at Game Sammich: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dlUcC_mBwg&feature;=share

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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All-Star Battle RAW 02-2 - Battle Tendency

Duration: 10:05
Updated: 19 Sep 2014

RAW.

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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All-Star Battle RAW 02-1 - Battle Tendency

Duration: 17:38
Updated: 19 Sep 2014

RAW.

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Harpers Bizarre - "High Coin" (1967)

Duration: 2:34
Updated: 19 Sep 2014

It's not easy to figure what Harpers Bizarre had in mind with their second album, which was highly orchestrated soft rock on the verge of pre-rock pop. Rock for the kiddies, perhaps, or rock for the old folks, especially considering that a few of these tunes (Cole Porter's "Two Little Babes in the Woods," "Chattanooga Choo Choo") were pre-rock standards. It gave producer Lenny Waronker (and Harpers Bizarre member Ted Templeman, who became a producer himself and helped with the vocal arrangements) some experience, but it's way too twee to make for meaningful music. Perhaps you can hear a wee bit of the kind of L.A. pop/rock-schmaltz dished out by Randy Newman (whom Waronker would produce), Nilsson, and Van Dyke Parks at times, but in a much dumbed-down fashion. There are some interesting cover choices, though: David Blue's "You Need a Change" (arranged by Ron Elliott of the Beau Brummels), Parks' "High Coin," and Newman's "The Biggest Night of Her Life" and "Snow," which must have generated enough royalties to feed the parking meter for a few hours. (Allmusic.com)

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Watch Your Head Mesmerizing paper sculptures morph into bizarre forms

Duration: 1:28
Updated: 19 Sep 2014

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Chienne Très Bizarre ! Episode 2

Duration: 1:07
Updated: 19 Sep 2014

Salut tout le monde ! Voici le 2ème épisode de Tiwie,ma chienne qui est très bizarre ! Allez jeter un coup d'œil sur ma chaîne si vous aimez les animaux,la musique et les tutos ! : https://www.youtube.com/user/MinieSwagForever/featured

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Ashley Young interview on bizarre ‘bird poo’ incident

Duration: 1:00
Updated: 19 Sep 2014

video appeared during United's opening day defeat to Swansea. Young insists it didn't happen, although he admits he's since been the butt or one or two dressing room jokes. Asked about the incident by Sky Sports, Young said: "I couldn't tell you. "I need to put it out there, I don't actually know. I don't know what happened. "You would have seen a reaction from me. I've seen the video about 100 times. "I don't know what it was. I need to get to the bottom of it. "After it actually happened - I don't know who it was and I need to get to the bottom of this as well - above my locker there was a pigeon put up. "I walked in and thought 'oh no'. And that was it, everyone started taking pictures of it. Everyone think it actually happened. I don't know, I couldn't tell you."

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In this still image from video published on the Internet on Wednesday, Sept. 24, 2014, by a group calling itself Jund al-Khilafah, or Soldiers of the Caliphate, members of the group stand behind French mountaineer Herve Gourdel just before beheading him. In the video, the men pledge their allegiance to the leader of the Islamic State group, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, before killing Gourdel, 55, who they abducted on Sunday, Sept. 21.

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Frenchman Beheaded By Algerian Militants

The Inquisitr

24 Sep 2014

The Islamic militant group, also called the Soldiers of the Caliphate, has known ties to the Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant (ISIL). As reported by Al Jazeera, members of Jund al-Khilafa were previously associated with al-Qaeda. However, they eventually “pledged allegiance to ISIL” and formed their own militant group ... Following Herve Gourdel’s kidnapping, Jund al-Khalifa released two videos ... [Image via Al Jazeera]....(size: 2.6Kb)

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Workers carry the body of a man who was killed by a white tiger past its cage at the zoo in New Delhi, India, Tuesday, Sept. 23, 2014.

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Student killed by white tiger 'after climbing into enclosure' at Delhi Zoo

London Evening Standard

23 Sep 2014

A student was killed by a white tiger after apparently jumping into its enclosure at Delhi Zoo. National Zoological Park spokesman Riyaz Ahmed Khan said the man climbed over a knee-high fence, through some small hedges, then jumped down 18 feet into a protective moat. The male tiger, which lives on a grassy tree-filled island, grabbed the man from the moat. Footage broadcast on NDTV showed the tiger carrying the man around the island ... ....(size: 11.5Kb)

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Echidnas line up for love in a bizarre mating ritual

The Daily Telegraph Australia

26 Sep 2014

IT’S not exactly speed dating. Male echidnas can follow a female for days through bushland in a bizarre mating ritual that has left zoo keepers baffled. ....(size: 0.2Kb)

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Windsor man charged with hiding 51 turtles on body in bizarre smuggling case

CBC

26 Sep 2014

A Windsor man is facing smuggling charges in Canada and the United States after he was found trying to enter Canada with 51 turtles strapped to his body. ....(size: 0.2Kb)

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Bulletproof Executive Dave Asprey on the bizarre world of biohacking

The Australian

26 Sep 2014

HE SLEEPS five hours a night, has lost 45 kilograms and claims to have raised his IQ 12 points ... Welcome to the world of Dave Asprey, a.k.a ... MORE ... Pic. Ric Frearson Source ... Pic ... Some of the more bizarre products on offer include powerlung respirators to make ordinary people breathe like elite athletes and body vibration plates his website claims were invented by Russian cosmonauts, designed to help people find the mental and physical state....(size: 7.3Kb)

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Watch the Latest Teasers for American Horror Story: Freak Show

IMDb

26 Sep 2014

In 1952, the carny lifestyle may be dying, but it’s not for freak show manager Elsa Mars’ lack of trying, as she’s assembled truly fantastic, bizarre, and in some ......(size: 0.9Kb)

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Delhi zoo: CCTVs stuck in litigation

The Times of India

26 Sep 2014

NEW DELHI. Delhi zoo, which has received a lot of flak from people for not having adequate safety measures, is also facing a bizarre problem with CCTVs ... "We could determined whether he fell or jumped ... ....(size: 1.1Kb)

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Uptown Twin Donut shutters, plans to reopen without the 'skunk'

New York Daily News

26 Sep 2014

The abrupt closure of an Inwood donut joint left people in the neighborhood gritting their sweet teeth. But it was the bizarre sign posted to the door of a Twin Donut Plus, on Broadway near W. 218th St., that had locals taking a powder. src="http.//feeds.feedburner.com/~r/nydnrss/life-style/~4/Q0wuo1yz5Bw" height="1" width="1"/ ....(size: 0.4Kb)

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Attack on Good Samaritan cop was mistake

Canoe

26 Sep 2014

But the truth was the officer, Const ... Judge Marlene Graham convicted Cole, 25, of assault and failing to stop a dog under his control from attacking and causing injury in a bizarre set of facts that played out Sept. 8, 2013 ...   ....(size: 1.3Kb)

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Mark Leftly: It gets knocked down but G4S keeps getting up again

The Independent

26 Sep 2014

Westminster Outlook I should have known that I’d get little change out of a Labour shadow minister who, leaning against the bar after a long day at the party’s annual conference this week, ordered a Diet Coke rather than a sharpener ... “Bizarre” and “probably the result of some bloody daft lawyerly deal” were among the more placid asides. Yet this shadow minister pointed out that G4S has heavy union membership through the GMB ... ....(size: 2.3Kb)

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Govt ad mixes up venue for Saarc meet

The Times of India

26 Sep 2014

NEW DELHI. Two arms of the Modi government are not in sync with each other. On Thursday newspapers had full-page advertisement welcoming delegates to the third Saarc culture ministers' conference that concluded on Thursday. Strangely the advertisement said the venue for the conference is Vigyan Bhavan, whereas the conference since Wednesday was taking place in Ashoka Hotel ... Many Saarc delegates, TOI spoke to, all found it bizarre ... ....(size: 2.3Kb)

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Castaway Survives Eight Days At Sea By Eating A Seagull

The Inquisitr

26 Sep 2014

43-year-old Raymundo Rodriguez Noyola was found just off the coast of Mexico, screaming at the top of his lungs and then waving his arms back and forth as he called for help ... The bizarre yet incredible footage shows the man holding up the body of the dead bird that he had devoured in order to survive, before he then begins to tell the rescue crew about how he almost perished while out at sea ... [Image via. ....(size: 2.3Kb)

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Chris Cairns charged with perjury

The Australian

26 Sep 2014

BRITISH prosecutors have charged New Zealand cricket great Chris Cairns with perjury ... Cairns could face seven years in prison if found guilty ... “I’m obviously extremely disappointed ... Cairns has said that he believes he is the player to whom Vincent was referring, but has questioned his accuser’s credibility, describing the allegations he faces as “absurd, bizarre and scary” ... AFP . ....(size: 2.2Kb)

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Former New Zealand cricketer Chris Cairns charged with perjury

Canberra Times

26 Sep 2014

British prosecutors on Thursday charged New Zealand cricket great Chris Cairns with perjury ... Cairns could face seven years in prison if found guilty ... "I'm obviously extremely disappointed ... Cairns has said that he believes he is the player to whom Vincent was referring, but has questioned his accuser's credibility, describing the allegations he faces as "absurd, bizarre and scary" ... AFP . ....(size: 2.2Kb)

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PETA Blames Event Organizers, Not NY Mayor for Groundhog Charlotte's Death

The Wrap

26 Sep 2014

Here's a scandal even Olivia Pope would have trouble cleaning up. New York mayor Bill De Blasio became embroiled in a controversy�on Thursday�involving a dead groundhog named Charlotte ... 2, wriggled from six-foot-six-inch tall de Blasio's hands, plummeted to the ground and was found dead a week later ... “This groundhog needs to be the last to suffer and die for a cruel and bizarre holiday,'” PETA concluded ... ....(size: 2.2Kb)

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Top Cold, Bizarre

Everyone upset
I want to breathe the fumes
Everyone got blazed
I still love you
No one ever said I don't enjoy the shame
No one ever said I don't enjoy the game
(well I cant control the way I loved her
I cant control the way she breaks)
Nothing ever changes in the Bizarre
Nothing ever changes in the Bizarre
Everyone upset
I want to breathe the fumes
Everyone got blazed
I still love you
No one ever said I wont enjoy the shame
No one ever said I wont enjoy the game
(well I cant control the way I loved her
I cant control the way she breaks)
Nothing ever changes in the Bizarre
Nothing ever changes in the Bizarre
Well I came a world, its falling over
I wanna believe God loved his children
Well I came alone, no one forgives me
Well I said too much, God loved his children
Nothing ever changes in the Bizarre
Nothing ever changes in the Bizarre
Nothing ever changes here
Nothing ever changes here

Top U-God, Bizarre

Feel the heat from the streets, I got to eat
Talk what I walk, I stalk with bronze feet
Ancient spells, yell durag sheet
She rags sheet, jump on the jame with with 36 peak
Beat up the beat, overload rap treat mix
Cape in the wind like the John Wu flix
Now, take the spirit, crash more clearer
The spreadin' of body, covers the man in the mirror
Kick down the door, unlease the Terror Fam
Cracklin', screamin', crime who I am
Who else could cut, well budge, eye on the tiger rap
Rule the rough mind stap, cryin', his eyes strapped
Beneath clothin', perhaps speed glowin'
The golden wise domes, blizzard unknown
The unforbidden, got to live, wild style begun
To uplift the mind, boy I'll bring out the sun
You trapped in this rap in this world bizarre
And ya hit pretty hard in the city of frauds
But uplift the mind and I heal ya scars
'Cuz risk pullers small, we all shinin' stars
And you trapped in this rap in this world bizarre
And ya hit pretty hard in the city of frauds
But uplift the mind and I heal ya scars
'Cuz risk pullers small, we all shinin' stars
Now, first of all, yo, we ain't no saints
Can we lay in the trench and rock the war paint?
The same feelin' scheme, temper made the rhythm mean
My self-esteem, my '98 blade hit 'em
Link spot blast, even though I shot last
The underdog stranger, super freak hot blast
The hard drop rip is a hostile swing
Kiss my Redemption with a fist full of sting
Swift with the gifts, it's the God Body Squad
It's not a myth, we defy all laws
Now, reach for the stars, now top to the limit
But, all in the all be grateful to be livin'
While we work the muscle, we meditate the hustle
Serious the world, experience this struggle
The razor voice, flavor choice steam, redeem
We feelin' calmly now to dominate the scene
The grass more green, attack speed demon
The cliffhanger vaccine, man in machine
Now from round one, mayor style sum
I won't stop the war till y'all drown in my drum
You trapped in this rap in this world bizarre
And ya hit pretty hard in the city of frauds
But uplift the mind and I heal ya scars
'Cuz risk pullers small, we all shinin' stars
And you trapped in this rap in this world bizarre
And ya hit pretty hard in the city of frauds
But uplift the mind and I heal ya scars
'Cuz risk pullers small, we all shinin' stars
Now, here come the rhythm, style that's moist
Now, it's up from the Hell with the olive oil voice
Now hurry my hurt, bury dirt deep within
Against witty rap war startin', robbin' in the wind
The great blue skies and the great red birds
From the pitch black city with the long link verbs
Golden Arms song truly to restore the Earth's beauty
Grant me a beast, stamp kill me with the jury
When I tone a capell, Hell has beauty
A force has awakened, breath-takin' vengeance
Midnight power plant, seekin' the menace
My wrestlin' vest, lyric fresh, dry bone
My appetite destruction is official cyclones
Thai poems, my throne
One shot fill, bigger homes, bigger stones
It's on now
You trapped in this rap in this world bizarre
And ya hit pretty hard in the city of frauds
But uplift the mind and I heal ya scars
'Cuz risk pullers small, we all shinin' stars
And you trapped in this rap in this world bizarre
And ya hit pretty hard in the city of frauds
But uplift the mind and I heal ya scars
'Cuz risk pullers small, we all shinin' stars, now
[Incomprehensible]
We're the best, I assure you
That's not what I've heard, there's a lot of Shaolin men around here
They're not important
Are you trying to deceive me?
Oh no sir no sir
Those damn Shaolin students, they're just a bunch of rebels
Time and again in the past
The court has given orders to wipe them out
Be the Shaolin, and a good teacher
Who is this man?

Top Bizarre, Trife Thieves

[Chorus: repeat 2X]
Trife thieves we can't be trusted
Step into my clique the wrong way and get yo' motherfuckin dome busted
We got cement shoes for all you damn snitches
We ain't just shootin niggaz, we buckin bitches
[Bizarre]
My fully loaded nine will shoot through your metal door
Have ya nigga's far and out like white kids at grocery stores (AHHHH!)
Battle Bizarre and it's just too deadly
Even a rapper with amnesia who met me still couldm't forget me
If I don't get all my fuckin dough
Y'all gonna see more fights and spits then the Jerry Springer show
Cause I'm a nasty, dirty, filthy bitch
For ten rocks even a basshead with AIDS would suck my dick
Cause I'm quick to snatch a nigga out his Polo
I'm the reason niggaz come ten deep and end up leavin solo
(I'm by myself!) Meet losing ya'll niggaz must be buggin
We can battle for ten minutes and let your cousins be the judges
I'm the illest rapper to come out thus far
I'll shoot anybody; even the bitch who gave me CPR
Step to the Outz and end up getting burned
Fuck around and get raped like one of Bill Clinton's interns
[Eminem]
I'll shove a gun in ya grill, greasy and heated
Smothered in hot mustard;
So when I feed it to you it's easy to eat it
You need to be immediately treated while you breathin
Or you'll be leavin the receivin room this evenin with Jesus
You hate on us and we'll be waitin on eight corners
Swarmin ya hood with a thousand angry skateboarders (c'mon)
I hop in a jeep, slam on the gas and charge you
And bombard you in the car that your mom bought you
Fuck around and get choked and found in a moat
Flotin around drowned face down in a boat (damn)
I'll pile five dudes in a pinto and pull up
To the 7 Mile drive-through at McDonald's and piledrive you
I got the power to snatch a motherfucker out of his car
When he drives by me at 90 miles an hour
This place is my house I might as well erase my face with white out
Cause y'all can't see me like Mase's eyebrows
[Fuzz]
I'm dressed to please sucking nips
Yeah, she get it the same way that I fucked the chick
Stuck my hands in her panties like bitch suck my dick
87 freak 187 heat the passion rolls I'm passin clothes
You like it in the ass is what I'm askin hoes
Aren't you Fuzz he has sold more albums then the Jackson's sold
I love you baby if I'm not with you then I'm blastin foes
Telepathically harrasing foes
I know your little sister is four-teen but her ass can grow
Ice-berg took down Titantic elastical
Given my fans the exact shit they askin fo'
Fuzz Scooter fucking one man bout to show
You passing one blunt bitch we passing four
I rode your ass and smoked take one pull and smoke your head up
I'll send you to tell 2Pac to "Keep His Head Up"
I went to the fighting really Canibus who can get up
I knew this shit was over from the fucking blood that he spit up
Ran a couple more miles should have done more sit-ups
I want his dumb ass to jump up bitch and get lit up
Call your bitch like, "Bitch, come and pick this bitch up"
On battle you be sweeter then I get this shit up
I'll stomp you too you get up
Or stomp you to the cops come
Eighty nigga's came when your fucking block got dumb

Top Bizarre, Scooby Doo

[Syndee moaning]
[Bizarre:]
Come on boy
Psychotic music
[verse: (Syndee)]
Come on and ride wit me (ride wit me)
Get inside wit me (get inside wit me)
Come on and ride wit me (ride wit me)
Get inside wit me (get inside wit me)
Yeah!
[chorus: (Syndee)]
I say Scooby Dooby Doo
(Scooby Dooby Doo)
Where are you?
(Where are you?)
I, I, I, I, I, I say Scooby Dooby Doo
(Scooby Dooby Doo)
Where are you?
(Where are you?)
[verse: (Syndee)]
I say I got this money and got these ho's
And i got
All these fancy clothes
They know
(they know)
They know
(they know)
I say "Hey bitch, ain't you fat?"
(Hey bitch, ain't you fat?)
I say hey bitch, ain't you fat?
(Hey bitch, ain't you fat?)
Come on and 'lax wit me
(lax wit me)
Take some Ecstasy
[chorus: (Syndee)]
I say Scooby Dooby Doo
(Scooby Dooby Doo)
Where are you?
(Where are you?)
I, I, I, I, I, I say Scooby Dooby Doo
(Scooby Dooby Doo)
Where are you?
(Where are you?)
This bitch want me to nut all over her face
(face)
Wit the big guy to catch a case
(case?)
yah!
[chorus: (Syndee)]
I say Scooby Dooby Doo
(Scooby Dooby Doo)
Where are you?
Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, I say Scooby Dooby Doo
(Scooby Dooby Doo)
[dog barking]

Top Bizarre, Rockstar

I'm a rockstar
Baby, baby, baby, I'm a rockstar
(Pass the blunt please and the lighter)
Jumping, jumping, jumping, my rock car
'Cuz I'm a rockstar
(Pass the blunt please)
Baby, baby, baby, I'm a rockstar
Where is Marshall? Who the hell cares?
Bizarre's on stage, shaking his derrier
(Hey hey)
I'm a rock star, touch my belly
Hugs and kisses get my clothes all sweaty
I'm the man, the lead singer of the band
On stage for thousands of fans
(Cheers)
Or you could be a dancer for Hammer
If you look you could see me in the camera
Acting like Luther Vandross
Anything to get them clothes off
(Yea)
The fans want Bizarre, they don't want Em
I'm backstage making out with Kim
I'm a rockstar
Baby, baby, baby, I'm a rockstar
Jumping, jumping, jumping my rock car
'Cuz I'm a rockstar
Baby, baby, baby, I'm a rockstar
Jumping, jumping, jumping my rock car
Rock and roll
The girls are gazing, yea, it's so amazing, yea
Black, white, thirteen to eighteen
I'm on T.R.L. with David Chappelle
Talking about the little two days I did in jail stop
Give me a sandwich, feed me lunch
You want some water?
(Girl)
Girl, where's my punch?
If I don't get punch, you gon' get punched
(Poof)
Baby, baby, forget lunch
The guy with the shower cap running the streets
Big old stomach, they all know me
Last video, I was in the back
Now I started a group with Horney Mac
I'm a rockstar
Baby, baby, baby, I'm a rockstar
Jumping, jumping, jumping my rock car
'Cuz I'm a rockstar
Baby, baby, baby, I'm a rockstar
Jumping, jumping, jumping my rock car
Rock and roll
Me and 50 working out
(One more)
Show you what the rock stars all about
It's been a while, I'm coming out
Doing laps around Jimmy Iovine's house
I don't drive, I got a chauffer to pick me up
Big old truck that's all beat up
Blue Cadillac, Diamond in the Back
Dr. Dre's on line one
(Girl)
Tell him to call me back
I'm too busy to take his call
I'm at the mall, collecting girls drawers
(Yea)
This Rock Star stuff is the life for me
June 28, buy my CD
I'm a rockstar
Baby, baby, baby, I'm a rockstar
Jumping, jumping, jumping my rock car
'Cuz I'm a rockstar
Baby, baby, baby, I'm a rockstar
Jumping, jumping, jumping my rock car
Rock and roll
Bizarre you're a rockstar, "Kiss"

Top Bizarre, Rap Guys

This guy is crazy
This guy is a weirdo
Outsidaz, what you wanna do
This is the gang I'm in
Outsidaz, comin to you
[Bizarre]
Lord have mercy for any rapper that showed up
First it was Oklahoma now its your house I'm blowin up
Cuz I'm quick to butt fuck yo moms
And fuck a nine Bizarre's shootin nuclear bombs
Think about it before you diss me on a track
I hang with niggas that just got out and ready to go back
Bizarre making wack crews fold
Me and Bill Clinton wanna bust in those on homeless 14 years old (she's young)
Doin drive by's in fuckin pink caddies
Tie you up and beat you worse the LL Cool J's daddy
This is a crime that even Mc Gruff couldn't solve
Chew dog and its not you niggas is what leavin revolved
You done fucked around and gotta get a fix
Y'all niggas in trouble cuz I done fucked around and hit a six (rap guys)
Who the fuck is y'all wack niggas ignoring
Put me in a room full of murderers they be dead by the mornin
Chorus: repeat 2x
Rap guys
Listen to me, Listen to me rap guys
Diss Bizarre you die
[Bizarre]
We can do this like men
Or talk it we're whit
Or do it my way and drive by later on tonight
Break in your house hang your sister by her shirt
Bury her in the dirt, wait for you moms to get home from work
Id a killed so many M.C's I cant count the number
Niggas writin me letters say “I know what you did last summer”
One rapper tested me and though I was a punk
And I ain't seen his body since I threw it out of my trunk
Fuck around and throw your ass in the lake
And never be found like my high school prom date
Bizarre's too ill, shoot vein in my father's vein
And watch a nigga die like Sugar Hill
I'm sicker than a transvestite gettin fucked by a paraplegic
I say dumb shit when I'm weeded
Your girl sucked me, bitch you better duck me
Or fuck around end up roommates with Mike Hutley
Chorus: repeat 3x
Rap guys
Listen to me, Listen to me, rap guys
Diss Bizarre you die
[Bizarre]
I be watchin shows from here to Chi town
Tell your boys this his last day I'm shuttin this block down
I'm the type a guy come to your stage show and boo you
Tell you you can use my sample and two weeks later I'll sue you
Diss me on your stage show
Diss my while you high
But ain't no guarantee you'll make it out this bitch fuckin alive
I got weed and drinks and some fuckin slut
Fuck her in the butt, burn her back with hot cigarette butts
Quick to throw the fuckin nine up
My crew gets more dirty looks then Queen Latifa in a police line up
Don't wind up like your boy name Romer
Have your parents wondering when your ass is comin out this coma
Smell the aroma when my crew hits the stage
Somebody stop this machine in a rage
Fuck your girl disrespect her then I check her
Bizarre 98 bitch federation records
Chorus: repeat 3x
Rap guys
Listen to me, Listen to me rap guys
Diss Bizarre you die

Top Bizarre, Public Service Announcement (skit)

[Public Service announcer:]
This is another Public Service Announcment brought to you, in part by that fat shower-cap wearing, nipple-rubbing, son-of-a bitch.[ptff...]
Hey Bizarre!
[Bizarre:]
Yea...go ahead punk!
Finish talkin'!
[Public Service announcer:]

Top Bizarre, Porno Bitches

[Chorus: Mr. Porter]
Now ever since I was a young boy
I would fall for women like you
And even now that I'm a grown man
I'm still in love with the tricks that you can do
(I still love the tricks you do)
I'm used to women think it's nasty
That's they opinion but that ain't my point of view
(That's just they opinion cause they ain't you)
Some of them need to take some lessons
And learn how to fuck like porno bitches do
[Chorus]
{"Devin, the Dude.."}
[Devin the Dude:]
When I was young I was sprung off the way women used their tongue
I couldn't nut yet, but fuck that, it was still fun
to look... I took... vaseline
Even though it was thick and rubbed it on my dick
Now I'm grown...
... and my bone is so well-known hoes wanna get it cloned
Shit, ain't nothin wrong with you chunkin that monkey
All up on me 'til the whole room's funky
The negative thoughts, it's time to change
Shit, you a woman, I'm a man
It's all natural, and we're compatible
I'll bend you over, knock you down, slap that ass a little bit
(ohh ohh) But not to hurt
Like after havin a full course meal, it's the dessert
Now lay on your stomach, put a arch in your hips
and look back so I can see all four of them lips
[Chorus: w/ ad libs]
{"Bizarre.."}
[Bizarre:]
I can on Superman drawers, I'm 6 years old
All in my room, all alone
I'm young, dumb, layin the pipe
Showtime, HBO, Friday night
Butt-naked on the couch, without no clothes
Remote control, ready to bust a load
And fuck Roxanne, I want Big Ann
Tight old pants, my mother's best friend
I watch all your movies and your DVD's
I heard you're comin out with porno CD
I want Janet Jacme, to smack me
Take your bikini off, get on the bed and attack me
I love porn, but niggaz be hatin
R. Kelly ain't got nothin on the shit I be makin (I'm 14!)
I'm a freak, I been that way since 7
Me, Big Boi and Devin; bitch is 11
[Chorus: w/ ad libs]
{"Big Boi, from OutKast.."}
[Big Boi:]
I like a lady, but I sure love a slut
The type that like to suck on my dick and let me scrub them guts
The chick that want it doggy style while playin on my nuts
And when you ain't above face shorty don't be tryin to duck, uh
True Aquarian, mean I'm freaky as to fuck
Eat that coochie for an hour after you shower cock 'em up
From the power of the orgasm your legs are lockin up
Caught a cramp in your thigh, can't even pull your stockings up
But your spike leather collar plus stilletos lookin tough
Now you're passed out on your stomach, seems though you had +Enough+
like J-Lo in that movie where her husband beat her up (bitch!)
Puss appears to be pregnant, swole and wet up
Now you need to go and get up 'fore I set up some more setup
I done caught my second wind, let's begin, lift your head up
It's the battle of the sexes, we can do this shit 'til breakfast
I don't want no mo' babies but I can give you a baby necklace

Top Bizarre, Over React

[Bizarre]
Put y'all guns down, y'all niggas is under arrest
What would a nigga named Les that's a child molest
Who wanna confess about the black Smith and Wess
Pull your girl up out her dress, snatch the baby out the nest
Represent the Mid-west, after we drug test
Look like federal express, leavin a whole lot of mess
Carry a fat knot, my crew's always looted
In this corner we have the undisputed
Champ, doin thugs with craps
Rob em blindfolded and take they foodstamps
My team will get your team, we'll see who shook
Once I pull this nine out you gonna need more shield then Brook
Peace to my nigga Dice One and Illin Delph
The crew took one look at me and pee on themselves
I start beef when I ran in Japan
They play Roxane behind my live van
Chorus: repeat 4x
As soon as one of you niggas try to over react
BLOAW BLOAW, blown to death
[Bizarre]
I want foodstamps passes and weed to get high
Y'all can kiss this seventy year old handicap girl goodbye (she's dead)
My name ain't Sean cause I ????
Down to kill seventy-six niggas, winnin for the Philadelphia
Your crew's through cause y'all niggas is bad news
Put niggas to work without the W crews
The Outsidaz be catching mad misdemeanor
We be settin shit off like Jada Pinkett and Queen Latifah
Pull my automatic
Kill this stinkin faggot
Only hang around unibombers, peeping Toms and drug addicts
Close your eyes and make a wish
I got ten hoes named Hootie that wanna blow my big fish
With this team I got, nigga who can stop me
Throw a sugar rock out even Ray can out box me
I want to drink till my breath smells
Bringin Motown back without Andre Harell
Chorus: repeat 4x
[Bizarre]
Now who can fuck with me, Eminem, Bizarre and Fuzz
The illest niggas to ever come out the Dirty Doz
Strip your team buttnaked and fill em with hot slugs
My drunken thugs be start fight in clubs
God forbid if I get a little buzz
Cheating on my bitch cause I'm buttfuckin her cuz
You still ain't found out where the hell your daughter was
Got me pissed off, went out and sold her for some drugs
Throwin mad kicks like Bruce Lee boy
Can't you see that I'm a total bad boy
Who wanna get they ass kicked in this verbal fight
Y'all niggas is gettin raped like my dick last night
Sellin mad weed cause I'm a customer
They got more drive-bys than in any Blockbusta
Even Mary thought my style was scary
Smokin blunts in Frisco and ate rice with Jerry

Top Bizarre, One Chance

[Intro:]
I ain't shit!
I ain't even go to college, hehe!
Matter of fact I ain't even think about goin' to college! (duuuude!)
If I wasn't be doin' this music, shit...
I was the... (duuuuude!)
I don't what the fuck I'd be doin'! (du-du-du-duuuude!)
[Verse 1:]
Ever since I was seven - I wanted to be a rap artist (AYOOOOOOOOOOOO!)
Ten years later - I'm still out here starvin'!
Started off talent shows. - Battles around the block
To bein' in the house - 'round six o'clock! (uh!)
Rappin'! - Nigga you better get a job (oooh!)
Stop stayin' in the house - lookin' like a fat slob. (damn, mom!)
And mama - I'm serious about this rappin'!
She thought at the snap of a finger - it would all happen. (yeeah!)
Didn't think about school . Homework I left! (hell no!)
Report card - came home with all F's! (hahaha!)
I saw Redman, walked up to him and bust a rap (whassup?)
He said I was sweet! - And gave me a lil' debt!
Couple hours - he'll give my phone a tap (yo, I'll call you!)
I sit there, waited! - He never called me back! [phone rings] (damn!)
I didn't take a shower! - I waited for six hours!
WHERE THE FUCK IS REGGIE NOBLE? !
[Chorus:]
You get one shot! [shot] - Only get one shot to take it!
You get one chance! - Only get one chance to make it! [police sirens]
You get one choice! - Only get one choice to break it! [window broke] [shot]
Be a man! - Be a man nigga! (maaaaaan!) [x2]
[Verse 2:]
18 years old - mom threw me out the house! (GET OUT!) [door slam shuts]
Responsibility - am I a man or a mouse?
I'm starvin'! (starvin'!) - Tryna get a 9-2-5,
And I'll do anything - just to survive! (hahahahaa!) [kiss]
I wanna go to Open Mic (hehehe!) - but I gotta work tonight (ooh!)
Plus I can't pull up to the club - in a yellow dirk bike. (hey nigga wait!)
My girlfriend's pregnant! (uuuh, wait that!) - I think she's havin' a boy!
I gotta get two jobs - gotta buy her some toys.
Plus my rap partner say he quit! (what?) - He's goin' to church!
After 5 years - of puttin' in work! (daaamn!)
[Chorus]
[Verse 3:]
I notice - my goals is gettin' further away
Crystler plant; they gave me a call back today. [phone rings] (hallo?)
Sixteen hour shift - leaves me a whip (uh-huh!)
Beeper on my hip - money starts to flip. (shiiit!)
Been six months - ain't no Hip-Hop in here! (what?)
My stomach gettin' fat - for drinkin' all them beers. (oh!)
All I do is watch football and beat my wife!
Goddamn it! Where the hell is my wife?
My wife ain't cheatin'! - I know she ain't cheatin'! (yeah!)
But every once in awhile - she deserves a fuckin' beatin'! (hahaha!)
My group havin' a meetin' - about tryna reunite! (what?)
But I won't be there - cause I gotta fuckin' work tonight! (AAHHH!)
And I keep on cryin' - just bout to lose it! [cry]
It's been 2 years - since I been away from music!
The best MC from Detroit! - Nigga I was the man!
Don't be like me! - And blow your chance!

Top Bizarre, Off Da Chain

Look who just... the shower
Hundred miles an hour
... sour
Looking nothing but white...
... big dog, big ball
One phone call
Kill all of you
... fucking gorilla
Mess with a man...
... MC'em, call when I'm pee'em
Me I'm unstoppable
Mission impossible
Stopping BIZZARE
... look who we are
Who wanna get peed on
This ain't no... song
This ain't no love song
Living like...
Big day
Is the... like I live in Cincinnati
You don't want no beef
You just wanna get...
[Chorus:]
Here we go
Here we go
Cause I'm off the chain now
[Repeats]
I'm tired to hear you rapping about money
I'm tired to hear you trying to make jokes and be funny
I'm tired to hear you trying to act like a dog
We don't give a fuck about celebrity...
I don't need her
Pass the refund
Pretty mamasita
Sexy...
Born in the...
313 don't be...
You can't stop shitting
No fly zone
Is prohibited
Detroit
[Chorus]
... baby boy I'll beat your ass with a belt
Cause... tummy think is funny
You'll catch our... think is funny?
Never bug me I left them all
Big and tall...
I'll call my dog they'll...
47 above the law

Top Bizarre, Nuthin At All

[Swift]
My .44 be giving lyposuctions
I blow a hole through your stomach open it up you'll be spillin your own guts
I'm a mad man, a walking trash can
You get beat with my bear hands, fuck a last chance
A macmilly will smack you silly
The epitemy of what really can be the definition of misery
I'm never missing im hittin it
I murder mittiney, ??? thumpin and puncturing kidney
They put a nigga on "Ripley's", bitches I ain't working
I'm on sick leave I take your ability to breathe (nigga)
What a nigga need is a millimeter to eat
Have'em kissing a millipeed or in the street
[Bizarre]
In a fight, I'm first to throw a brick
First to load the clip, first to talk shit
But the last one to split, when the shit get thick
Stupid bitch get hit with the 4.5th
I'm a Ex-??? who fought in Vietnam
Every night I'm thinking about a bomb (oh shit)
My dick so many places, all I do is laugh
Big hoes, fat hoes even baby giraffes
I'm On "Fear Factor" eatin worms and broccoli
Tomato, Mustard, mixed with Guatamali
Strated a group with Flava Flav "The funny Pack"
I dj and scratch while he smoke crack
[Chorus: Kon Artis]
Now who want it with (us)
Please don't forget (that)
If you don't it up we taking it
Cuz we don't want y'all to get it twisted at all
D12 don't give a fuck about Nothing At All
Now who fucking with (us)
Please don't forget (that)
If you don't give it up we takin it back
And We don't y'all to get twisted at all
D12 don't give a fuck about nothing at aaaaaaaaaaaall
[Kuniva]
I'm sure ya moma told you, nigga that drugs kill (yeah)
If karma doesn't catch up with you then slugs will
Now everybody saying they real and they hug steal (fo' real)
'Till they find'em layin dead in this tub with blood spill
all over the floor, carpet to wall, i'm talking to y'all
you can call your peoples my nigga i'm sparking'em all
Barking at dogs that's bitin for real, starvin and fightin for meal
bizarre got viking and pills
Swift And Denaun ain't likely to chill they hot headed
You a bitch yeah I said it
I bet if god let it happen then it's over
Kuniva's out of his will (yeah)
I just shot up his crib and Knock the snot outta his kids
[Kon Artis]
Mr. Porter, Brigade, sideways to next life
You in the way and you subject to be one with this knife
I ??? For Bitches life Straight ??? Surgery
y'all run to emergency with an achin urgency
Yeah I'm nice, common courtesy Escourt you to the imfermary
7 mile, Ruyon ave. 'Till they straoght up bury me
You expect us to believe that you scrap and the it cost
When you ??? a 44 dog you lost
And ain't talking 'bout a doggy loss
I'm Talking about a Fuckin puppy when i'm sayin 'bout a doggy loss
I scatter cries when I'm haulin off
mozzeltov a nigga'll cross his head with a bottle of Scotch
[Chorus]
[Proof]
Don't get it twisted nigga we here nigga
Who ever said Scrapping isn't a sport
Got me and bizzy in court, shadowboxing an invisible assault
Proof gon give it to ya raw like O.D.B.
Homey please who better than D-twease and Obie .T (Shady)
Phony G's walkin and talkin, Never cocking a cock gun
Macauly Caulkin, actors we droppin ya coffins
When my mac speak, you have an R.I.P. list Tatted
So ??? from ya neck to ya ass cheek
And actually when murderers ??? my glock ???
Your life is like fat people legs it's not needed
Se how high P is, Steamin in the snow like how P is
D12 we got this biatch

Top Bizarre, Murder

Detroit
Motown
Ey Guess What?
The Game Is Just Too Bold This Year
And You What Happened?
[Chorus:]
Rob It, Shoot It, Kill It, Murder (Muuuurddaaaa) [x2]
[Verse 1: Bizzare]
Henneyed Up , Remeyed Up, Ski Mask, Black Truck, Dickie Outfit, Passanger Side(Pistol Grip Pump)
Fuck It, I Just Did Two Lines, A Chrome Tech 9, It'll Tear Out Niggas Spines
Its A Party, Go On In And Have Fun, Cuz After Its Over All U Gon Hear Is (Run Nigga Run!!)
Shootin, Blastin, Hittin In The Floor, 10,000 In The Safe, Shiiiit Im Bout To Score
Cuz Im Dangerous, Off Angel Dust, Shit Ill Bust, Leave A Nigga That K Wit Us
And This Is For Mah Niggas That Be Robbin And Stealin, Car Jackin, Murder Ones, And Fuckin Drug Dealin
[Chorus:]
Rob It, Shoot It, Kill It, Murder (Muuuurddaaaa) [x2]
[Verse 2:Kuniva]
I Stumble In Tha Club Blowder 9mm Cocked,Something's Telling Me To Stop,Fuck It I Don't See The Cops(Aaaaaa!),Niggas Don't Believe It Till It's Out
Stupid Mutherfuckas Wanna Take It Seener Growth Now The Heater's Out(Damn!)
Biatches Screamin Liked I Put My Penis Out Beging Me To Put That
Big Mutherfucka Away But The Demon's Out,Everybody's On The Floor
Come Outta That Makin,Come Outta That Dyingness,And You Come Outta That
Valore,The Party Is Over Shut Da Fuck Down Cut The Music(Scratch)
Matter Of Fact Turn It Back Up Shiiit I Can Use It,I Need The Noise And
Case Ill Have To Cummble Of I Saw Another Ice Chain Walked Over
And Thugged It Off(Gimme That!),Give Me That Buttersoft In Case You'll Buying
Of The Bar You Can Buy My Drink For Today And Tomorrow
Im Out For The Paper My Homie Better Hide You Jewels

Top Bizarre, Let The Record Skip

[chorus: Bizarre]
I'm ripped, I'm on the acid trip
My DJ's in a coma for lettin' the record skip
Lettin' the record skip
Lettin' the record skip
Lettin' the record skip
[verse 1: Bizarre]
Vile, sick, son of a bitch
Say shit three times in a row like I don't give a shit (bitch! bitch!)
God dammit son of an ass
Ladies and gentleman, Bizarre's a dumb ass!
Sayin' cus words like too short
Eatin' pork of all sorts in the middle of New York
Beatin' my meat, watchin' sesame street
Fuck a sheet, I'll bust in my little niece
She's so sweet, a six year old freak
Who want me to bust right between her ass cheeks!
You ever met a guy with cancer who refused chemo?
Call a doctor a homo and do a two week promo!
That's me, a fucking G!
I'll probably be dead before the end of this cd!
MVD, I probably caught it
Crack in your neighborhood, I probably brought it!
[chorus: Bizarre]
I'm ripped, I'm on the acid trip
My DJ's in a coma for lettin' the record skip
Lettin' the record skip
Lettin' the record skip
Lettin' the record skip
I'm ripped, I'm on the acid trip
My DJ's in a coma for lettin' the record skip
Lettin' the record skip
Lettin' the record skip
Lettin' the record skip
[Verse 2: Young Miles]
Yeah! when this hennessy get into me,
Man I talk shit until I lose my mind like Kennedy!
The bottom line, I ain't feelin' your ass!
So when the pumps to your car, it ain't to fill it with gas! [gun reloading] (nigga!)
Its Young Miles, I'm the boss of the crime!
You don't know another nigga that’s as hard as I,
I clap a nigga in his ride then a toss the nine,
I'm at your wake with a bomb, now your coffin flyin'!
You tryna say this ain’t the bestest record?
Man you got it fuck up like sex in heaven!
And I can gun you down, I don't fuck around,
I have you sleepin' up underground!
So when your boy load the lead in the pipe
Bitch niggas better run like they scared for they life!
And when I pop the thang,
Even the niggaz in the crowd catch shots like a hockey game!
[chorus: Bizarre]
I'm ripped, I'm on the acid trip
My DJ's in a coma for lettin' the record skip
Lettin' the record skip
Lettin' the record skip
Lettin' the record skip
I'm ripped, I'm on the acid trip
My DJ's in a coma for lettin' the record skip
Lettin' the record skip
Lettin' the record skip
Lettin' the record skip
[verse 3: Bizarre:]
I'm a grown ass man, that’s an obsessed Usher fan
Gonna rub his back and put on his head band (Usher!)
Mid-twenties, still workin' at Wendy's (May I help you?)
Sniffin' coke with my girlfriend Kemi [laughing]
Fuck a cup, I'll piss in your butt!
Tell my grandfather shut the fuck up,
While I piss in his butt!
Can't be around kids, my brains is splattered,
I ain't readin' books, I'm fillin' on pampers
Bizarre don't give a shit, fucking a bitch eighty-six,
[woman:] he just told you he don't give a shit!
My grandmother eighty-six and my grandfather would nut in his butt,

Top Bizarre, Intro

Sound, camera, annnnnd...
action!
[Introduction: spoken by Young Miles]
Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls! Bitches and whole-ass niggaz, the weirdo is back! I want everybody right now to put your blunts up!
You're now listenin' to Bizarre's solo album, the Handi-cap Circus!
and I'm your boy, young mile of the future!
And my mans about to get it crackin' for ya'll! The band has a new lead singer!
Everybody stand up!
Put ya muthafucking hands up for the number one weirdo, Bizarre!
[Bizarre:]
Heeey.. bitch, its the nigga with the shower cap!
Kickin' a nasty, dirty 50 rap.
Detroit's on the maaap,
and D12's back!
Any nigger pop shit, get his ass smacked!
I got two lesbians, full blown aids,
20 bucks, you can get your ass laid.
Welcome to Detroit, where the city is cold,
where niggas ride on pot holes, and fuck up their twenty-fous.
Come to bail-out, where niggas drinking brew, where all-stars dance open to tunes. [??]
Seven-mile estout[?] is where ya'll find me,
or downtown, where its gritty and grimy!
Detroit, the home of the trick-hoes,
Monty Carlo's smoking gas[?] by the o's [coughing]
But if ya want weed, holla at my man, seven-mile, the home of strawberry dan[???]
Detroit is in the house and I thought I'd let you know.
We smoking gas[?]and got them greens by the o's.
This is 313 and I thought I would let you know.
Detroit, the east side, the west side, nigger....

Top Bizarre, I'm So Cool

[Intro: Bizarre]
Aight here we go, yeah
This track is dedicated, to my grandfather, Sweet Red
We love you.. can't nobody walk like you tonight
[Chorus: Bizarre]
I'm so coooool – look at the way, look at the way I walk
I'm so coooool – my gangsta lean, look at the way I talk
I'm so coooool – look at the way, look at the way I walk
I'm so coooool – my gangsta lean, look at the way I talk
[Bizarre: singing]
Girl, you don't have to have no sex (no sex)
Just bend your body, and work yo' neck
See I'm so coooool.. I ain't tryin to break no sweat (phew)
Just give you some sex, that you won't forget (ahh!)
So just chill.. and just roll the weed up [cough cough]
It's the way I walk, my legs ain't messed up
See I'm so coooool.. coolest nigga that you know (that you KNOW!)
Cause Jerry Hollywood is 'bout to go (YEAH!)
[Chorus]
[Bizarre: singing]
I'm the big guy with the shower cap on TV (yeah)
And all the hoes, they all love to see me
Cause I'm so coooool – my sexy stomach, they love all my tats
In a hotel room, hittin it from the back (who yo' daddy!)
Cause I'm so coooool – all the hoes let me nut, on they clothes-es
And when I fart, MOTHERFUCKERS SMELL LIKE ROSES!
CAUSE I'M SO COOL! Ahh, cool, motherfucker I'm cool
Aiyyo Chav, show these motherfuckers how cool I am! YEAH!!
[Chorus]
[Interlude: Bizarre]
Just be cool man
You havin problems with your label, be cool
You havin problems in yo' marriage, be cool
Cause I'm cool, can't nothin fuck up my spirit, WHOO!
I'm just gon' keep poppin these pills
And livin in "Alice in Wonderland," with the butterflies
Ha ha, I wanna give a shout out to
All them old folks, in the old folks home
Smokin that weed when the nurse leave
[Chorus]
[Outro: Bizarre]
Yeah, what's cooler than bein cool?
Aiyyo Proof, why don't you do that Young Legend walk? (hahaha)
Walk like Young Legend Proof.. ahh I see you, hahahaha
I see you, ha ha ha, aiyyo Obie! Ha ha
Ay walk like you be walkin when you walkin in the airport
Do that airport walk.. ah-hahaha, yeah, heh

Top Bizarre, I'm In Love Withchu

I'm in luv witc,
I'm in luv witc,
I'm in luv witc,
I'm in luv witc,
I'm in luv witc,
I'm in luv witchu!
[verse 1: Bizarre]
I love the way you walk,
I love the way you talk,
I love the way you come from New York and don't eat pork!
I like the way you smell,
I like the fact that you stay in jail,
Fourteen years old getting' fucked by R-Kel! [laughing]
(I'm in luv witchu!)
I like your nasty attitude,
I like the way you get fucked when you nude, your whole back get bruised! (Aaaa!)
Bitch I like your smile!
I like the fact that your breath is foul! (Ugh!)
I like it with your dirty weave,
Comin' over, never wanna leave! (Wooo!)
(I'm in luv witchu!)
I like feeding you small meat,
I like levelling you dirty cheeks!(?)
I like feeding you all type of treats!
I like getting' my ass beat, for two and a half weeks!
Damn! (fuck you!)
(I'm in luv witchu!)
I like the fact that you fucking Proof!
Go ahead tell Kuniva the truth! (tell him!)
I like the fact that you broke, (ha ha!)
I like the fact that you can't vote,
Does this bitch always wanna smoke? [coughing]
Bizarre's a fucking joke! (pass the blunt!)
Bitch I hit you in your fucking throat!
(I'm in luv witchu!)
The fact that you on your period,
I like the fact that you don't take it serious!
I like the fact that you let my dog get it, [dog barking]
His a (???)
You know whats in it? (?)
I like the fact that you voted for Bush!
Tells us all(??)
(I'm in luv witchu!)
I like the fact you love my sister,
That's why you suck my dick, till my knees blistered!
I like the fact that you a female mechanic (??)
I like the fact that you give it till you can't stand it!
(take thiis.... Dick!)
(I'm in luv witchu!)
I like the fact you celebrate Christmas,
Coz I sure damn miss it! (I do!)
I like the fact that you listen to Snoop,
I like the fact that you got fucked by Luke! (dirty bitch!)
I like the fact you an actress
I like the fact that you a singing (?)
Does make it happen (laughing)
(I'm in luv witchu!)
I like the fact that you a cheater,
I like the fact that I'm a beater,
My name's Peter!
The pussy-eater! (ooo)
I like the fact you check I'm gay,
I like the fact your son's always gay!
I like the fact your booty smells,
I like the fact you use (??)
(I'm in luv witchu!)
I like the fact your grandmother die,
When she was eighty-five, the bitch finally died!
Stayin alive! (crying)
(I'm in luv witchu!)
I like it that you don't care about your kids, (where's Johnny?)
I like the fact that you get into bed,
I like the fact that you so cool,
I like swimming in your dirty pool, (splash)
I like the fact that your fathers (??)
I like the fact that your fathers a black man tryna be a white man! (Yeah!)
(I'm in luv witchu!)
I like to fuck a black moose,
I like you know macs loose,
I like the fact you handicapped,
I like the fact you tryna rap!
I like the fact that you got an old caprice,
I like the fact that you robbed bay's(?) niece
(I'm in luv witchu!)
I like the fact that you've been molested, (touch me!)
I like the fact you've been arrested, (sirens)
I like the fact your cold's congested,
I like the fact you a member of the (??)
THIS IS WHAT I REALLY WANNA SAY! (Matter of a fact...)
(I'm ....I)
I hate your fucking cooking, (bitch you can't cook!)
I hate the way you fucking' lookin' (bitch you ugly!)
Bitch you ain't from Broklyn,
you ain't a fucking woman!
I hate your smile!
I hate your style!
Bitch you an ugly ass reptile,
You need to be meat,
Bitch you uglier then Sindy Margery!

Top Bizarre, I Need A Friend

[Intro:]
Sniiiiiiiff!
Fuckin' weirdos!
Sniiiiiiiff! [window broke]
FERGIE!
[Verse 1: (Fergie)]
("Susan! - Make shut the doors, lock! ")
Too late bitch! - I done pulled the fucking Glock. [gun cocks] (shit!)
Each of you wanna face with a mouth and tie you up with sock!
("Dial 9-1-1! ") (DIAL 9-1-1!) Bitch I am a fucking cop.
I'm outta cot! - I'm a fucking with kittie!
The last two months - I been suspended. (hehehe!)
Suspended - cause I love the shoots!
[CENSORED] Mell prostitutes! (yeah!)
I love to catch 'em, walk 'em on 7 Mile and Boulevard, (yeeah!)
Put a .9 to 'em, catch 'em off God! (oh-oh-oh!)
And it ain't a time of the day - I walk up to 'em and steal 'em,
God hate fags! - Sit me here and kill 'em! (OOOHH, GOD!)
Don't reach for the phone - don't call for help, (bitch!)
I know you hate me! - I fucking hate myself! (BITCH!)
I missed you when I talked you - I'm glad you lizzed,
Cause 10 minutes from now (hehehehe!) - I'll be in prison!
[Chorus:]
I need - someone - to - listen to meeeeeeeeeee! (psssssh!) (fuckin' crazy!)
I need - someone - who - cares about meeeeeeeeee! (my wife is a slut!)
[Bridge:]
I need (yeah!) - a friend!
I need - a friend!
I need - a friend!
I need (uh!) - a friend!
[Verse 2:]
[scream] Shut up bitch 'fore I shoot you! (shut up!)
With a fucking .9 or a fucking [? ]
You're probably wondering - why I'm in your house, (why?)
This is a long story - this helps me to get out. (YEAH!)
This is a story, that I'm a rapper trying to make it, (uhh!)
Now I'm a rapist - that tryina take it. (Bizarre!)
You like my chain? - Bitch don't break it!
My mother gave it to me. - It's kind of secret! (yeah!)
I used to be a catholic priest - now I'm living on the streets,
One of a touching my little niece! (uuhhh!)
It's turned off. - Oh, my niece kissing me? !
What, what the fuck is going on bitch? (hehehe!) - Listen to me!
The police delicious started to relieve first,
I ain't [? ] a vergent and bully on work. (ewwww!)
Stop staring at the phone - you can't make a call.
I got your ass chicks - near to the wall! (naaaahhh!)
And I'm finally glad that the truth came out,
Now this is the part what it is - I blow my brains out. [shot]
[Chorus]
[Bridge x2]

Top Bizarre, Hip Hop

[Intro: Bizarre]
Yeah...huh...(hip hop, hip hop, hip hop)
Turn my mic up a little bit (hip hop)
Hit some of this Cali guido(hip hop)
Listen to some muthafuckin'... (hip hop)
Everybody got a little story they gotta tell
Niggaz ain't heard my shit...hahaha
The life of Bizarre...what!
[Verse 1: Bizarre]
Hip hop, that's the way of life (Word?)
If you think you're nice, then go grab the mic (Grab it!)
Let me tell you my story, 'cause everybody got one
Grab a pen and pad and start to jot some
Always told myself that I would never be losin'
Man I ain't had no hood, my mother was always movin' (Damn!)
From Detroit to Texas, Texas to Detroit (C'mon!)
God damn, Mama, what's the point? (the fuck?)
So I would go in my room and pack my little bags (Aughh!)
Jump in the truck with my step-dad
When I was ten years old, I started to feel the hunger
Got a little older, man, the force got stronger (Yeah!)
And me and my rap partner wasn't seein' eye to eye
So he picked up and started a group with some other guys (Haha)
This is hip hop...man, I won't stop
Yo Big Boi (What up?) Gimme a beatbox
[beatbox]
[Chorus]
Hip hop, hip hop
Hip hop
Hip hop
Hip hop
[Verse 2: Bizarre]
From the hip hop shop to Maurice Malone (Uh-huh)
Ten years later, I'm still in the zone (Word?)
7 Mile and ??? where a star was born (Yeah!)
United we stand, divided we swore (D-12!)
And hell yeah, I lived in my car (Yeah!)
Bitch, I was homeless, I would have slept in a jar (Hahahaha)
And Dirty Management, I wish all the best
But me and my niggas, we had to do what's best (That's right)
It was a mess, all them taxes and accounts (What?)
Checks started to bounce, niggas couldn't buy an ounce (Hell yeah)
And now that we platinum, they diss our name (What?)
Like we won't go to the car and get them thangs
And beef, sometimes you don't have a choice
To the fight with Whitey Ford to the beef with Royce (What?!)
To the Ja Rules, Benzinos, and niggas in the club
To the e-dubs and niggas you ain't heard of
And man, I don't know how to use a gun (Naw)
But I'll learn quick if the fuckin' beef come!
[Chorus]
[Verse 3: Eminem]
Man, I thought this was supposed to be hip hop, hip hop
I'd rather be fishin' in flip flops, flip flops
Or cross over to country like Kid Rock, did, I
Can't see no country singers beefin' over some guitar
Riff that Willie Nelson lifted from Bob Seger
When I was younger I was so eager
To have a gun I would do the same
Couldn't wait to get to the shootin' range
Me and my man Goofy Gary just tryin' to let loose some steam
Muthafuckas laughin' 'cause I couldn't aim
So I'd pull the fuckin' target closer and just shoot the thang
I used to have this theory: keep three bullets in the gun
It was a mandatory year up here in Michigan
For each bullet if you got no CCW license
I tried to apply for one, they said it'd take 5-6 months
What the fuck am I supposed to do mean time when rivals come?
Hide that sumbitch in the glovebox or inside the trunk
Now, back to what my three-bullet theory was
I'm triple platinum, I ain't tryin' to catch no murder one
Figured I'd shoot to wound, probably miss with at least one
But them other two gon' fuck his shoulder and his kneecap up
Then I'ma say it's self defense, how come I had the gun
Was because I was at the range, on my way back from
This dude approached me on some bullshit
I'd get a year for each bullet at the most
As opposed to havin' a full clip in that
That was my idiotic logic, it was basically for safety
But it gave me power, and it made me crazy
And psychotic, I just got retarded once I got it
Thank God it was empty the night that I got caught with it
What the fuck, man I thought that it was supposed to be...

Top Bizarre, Hey Nicki

Oh Nicki you’re so fine you’re so fine you blow my mind
Hey Nicki Hey Nicki
Oh Nicki you’re so fine you’re so fine you blow my mind
Hey Nicki Hey Nicki
Oh Nicki you’re so fine you’re so fine
Jamaican queen is about to catch a flight
I’ll be there six a clock tomorrow night
Jump off the flight hit the hotel
Jump in the shower I must descale
Unload my bags pull out the douser
Jacking off to this Nicki Minaj poster
I’m thinking about her all on the highway
Before I bust a nut I yell pink Friday
My God she’s so fucking sexy
She’s not a Barbie she’s more like a Becky
Every day I think about what she’s wearing
When the TV come on I can’t stop staring
You from Trinidad so is my Dad
I’m lying he’s a fag that got shot in Bagdad
How about I pull a pink wig
How about you wear a shower cap
How about I star at you for six hours while you take a fucking nap
Oh Nicki you’re so fine you’re so fine you blow my mind
Hey Nicki Hey Nicki
Oh Nicki you’re so fine you’re so fine you blow my mind
Hey Nicki Hey Nicki
My dear my dear you do not know me but I know you very well
Because I follow you on twitter and Facebook and Myspace and Youtube and
MyPinkFriday
Hey Onika is nice to meet you
I wanna invite you to a dollar slice a pizza
Put our trunks on and dive in the pool
How about we have lunch at black while in middle school
It’s the end of the world it’s almost Armageddon
If you and Drake get married I’m fucking up their wedding
Knocking over tables spitting in food
Kanaiver make sure don’t make a move
I’m obsessed with you Nicki I’m just like Stan
I wanna be your girlfriend and your best friend
And I heard about your Daddy trying to blow up the house
Next time I see him I’m a blow out his mouth
And tell Jacob to take off that makeup
And a matter of fact you and Lil’Kim should make up
I’m a say one more thing before I leave
Remember I will eat your pussy for life

Top Bizarre, Gospel Weed Song

[Intro:]
Brothers and sisters!
We gonna have Church tonight!
And tonight this speaker is, Reverend Ruffus Jackson..
[Chorus:]
I wake up praising, God every day,
I wanna....smoke some weed and roll me the J,
Thankya Jesus! (Thankyou Jesus!)
Thankya Lord! (Thankyou Lord!)
For lettin' me live another day! Hey! hey!
[Verse 1:]
Nigger I'm high, nigger you high. (uh huh)
lets get high in the motherfucking sky!
Watch the butterflies, hit the wall,
and if you're feeling down, give yer boy a call!
Weed, it takes the stress away,
thats why Bizarre smokes ten blunts a day.
It's nuffing but the sticky, icky, green stuff!
Line it, pass it and take a puff!
Having a bad day, stop by my house,
coz most likely, I've got a blunt in my mouth.
So sit down relax and chill,
and if ya don't smoke weed, then shit, I got sum pills!
Watch ya need girl,
a fucking refill?
a fat bag a weed
and sum happy meals?
Nah, baby, I don't smoke no porks,
only fat bags of weed in this escort.
[Chorus:]
I wake up praising, God every day,
I wanna....smoke some weed and roll me the J,
Thankya Jesus! [Thankyou Jesus!]
Thankya Lord! [Thankyou Lord!]
For lettin' me live another day! Hey! hey!
[Verse 2:]
Sunday morning, Bizarre have day,
Blunt in my mouth, watching DJ Dre.
Dangerous my, just like Cudio
Only church I know, a snoop dogg's studio.
Wide out the raps, blowing in my lap,
Rap hennesy, keep the acid tap.
I'm glad, that I didnt't go down south,
Take care of my kids, be the man of the house,
orange mushrooms, and yellow stars,
Fat bags of weed[???]
Get in and lap, come on jump in,
Raid a bottle of gin, and two of your freaky friends
O fuck it! Let's go to see the point,
Bring your son alone, shit, he can hit the joint,
Cause rapping, it's a full time job!
All I wanna smoke weed and praise God!
[Chorus:]
I wake up praising, God every day,
I wanna....smoke some weed and roll me the J,
Thankya Jesus! (Thankyou Jesus!)
Thankya Lord! (Thankyou Lord!)
For lettin' me live another day! Hey! hey!
[Outro:]
Break it down....yea
We gonna slow it down rite here...
We havin' Church up in here tonight, it's the Reverend Rufuss Johnson...
and we sittin' over here,
at sixteen five-o, cone it[?]
and ladies and gentlemen,
come in, praise God with us..
[over chorus:]
Baptist,
Catholic,
Jahova Witness,
yea, come praise God,
yea! services, send it,
at 4-20,
brothers and sisters send it at 4-20!
come on, praise God.
Just coz you smoke weed don't mean you a sinner! What!?
[Bizarre: speaking]
Just coz you smoke weed don't mean you don't believe in God!
Jesus will keep care of ya! Jesus!
You need Jesus!

Top Bizarre, Ghetto Music

[19 seconds phone instrumental]
[Intro: Bizarre]
(Please have a fucked up day!)
Whooo!
This is a wonderful day!
The sun is shining... it's 85 degrees in Detroit, Michingan! (yeeah!)
The kids is outside playin'... (alright!)
And I'm HAPPY!
I'm HAPPY...
Cause I just came from 36 Dichan Court!
And I'm a free man! (alright!)
Now I'm a go to the store... they give me a birdlie...
And a fat, fat weeeed! (hehehe!)
[Bizarre:]
Wakin' up lookin' for a bag of Herbs! (aaaahhhh!)
Smokin'! - Drinkin' - all on the curb. (whooo!)
Christmas tree's, leany B's, all types of weeds
Meds, hydro even mygrill...
Shiit! - I don't rap for weed! (hahaha!)
Freestyles, hooks - whatever you need. (whatever y'all?)
Come to my house, we can go to G-room
Smoke some 'shrooms! - And look up at the moon! (aaahhhhh!)
Take off your shoes! - Relax your feet!
While I roll some Earth - and [? ] the fat's beat!
Cookies and brownies, whatever you wanna eat?
Cause you know Bizarre! - He be lovin' some sweets!
I smoke so much wee, my (pu)pils is green! (eeeewww!)
Next week - it'll be all clean! (hahahahah!)
Bizarre's in the back - '84 'Lac
Poppin' some pills - listenin' to "Free Want Back! "
[Chorus: King Gordy (Bizarre)]
Y'all wanna get high! (get high...) ("bitch! ")
And listen to music! (listen to music...) ("YEEAH! ")
Some of that good old Hip-Hop! (Hip-Hop...)
Straight ghetto music! (ghetto music...) [x2]
[Swifty McVay]
HA! - I'm from detroit bitch where nothin' is splendid (uh-uh!)
I roll shit and light up trees like the month of december! (sniiiifff!)
I'm in the kitchen smilin', cookin' brownies, tryna [? ] Long Island,
Allow me - to finish this off with a Valium! (ha! ha!)
Now we - isn't go Zombies gettin' in touch with Hip-Hop
And R'n'B - laughin' at shit around me! (YEAH, NIGGAS!)
You overstep your boundaries, I ain't slappin' your hand,
You tryna snatch my gans, O'm in the casino slangin' Vicodine! (ha! ha!)
Cloudy - what can you say a nigga that's slick?
Old dust and Saudi - Arabia and I can pro'bly, (wha'? wha'? wha'? wha'?)
I'll be smoky as a kettle black, if you ain't Clinton!
You inhalin' that! - So I'm a force you to smoke for the hell of it!
[Chorus]
[Sticman:]
I love to see the homie cliqued up, fist up
Khakies on sag, bandanna, rags twist up!
Hood pry, unified! G's up, ride or die!
Livin' by the code of the street, an eye for an eye!
Graffiti on the wall! - Ghetto life! [10 shots] [police sirens]
Homies hangin' at the pool hall - out on the block - shootin' dice!
Every set of push ups is for my locked up comrads
And for the ones we lost - during combat!
Pourin' out Cogniac - on the concrete
Where the junkies sleep - little kids runnin' the street. [giggles]
My life is full of pain! - But it's positive still!
Now that I'm hip to the game! - I'm harder to kill!
Ghetto waterfalls comin' from the highers, [? ] out the cars lil homie!
You the cards lil' homie! [car pulls away]
Yes you are lil' homie! [kids ovation]
We all stars lil' homie!
[Chorus]
[Bridge: King Gordy]
Some of them good old Jay-Z! (yeeeah!)
I'm high of bladers! (yeeeah!)
Sam cook! boooooyyyyy!) - So you know what the hell is the melt greeeeeeen (YEEESS!)

Top Bizarre, Get The Dick (raw Mix)

[Young Zee]
Them niggas try to rob me could GET THE DICK
All them bitches try to play me they GET THE DICK
Niggas try to jump B.U. can GET THE DICK
We gon' bang when I see you so GET THE DICK
Have you ever seen a show with niggas on the mic
With one minute rhymes that don't come out right
They bite, they never write, that's not polite
I got great skills
And if my record sells 8 mil
I'ma still smoke weed, get dusted, get drunk and take pills
Fast gun play gon' get you blast one day
Fucking with Zee, it be today mothafucka
Newark like a sitcom for no brains
???, Jettin from ? trains
Slip a tab and mushrooms in my coffee
With half a forty, feel like the walls is moving towards me
Till I die from old age
I'll be pullin girls up to suck my dick right on the stage
So stop talking, get them old jelli's walking
'Fore I call Pace celly walkman, and tell him yall been
Acting iffy, and it's really starting to piss me
And like popcorn, my nigga's be here in a jiffy
Will all the Mack 10's step beside me
We gon' start wylin and kill everybody
[Pace Won]
To you fronting ass bitches GET THE DICK
To you booty ass labels GET THE DICK
To you corny ass rappers GET THE DICK
To all you mothafucka's GET THE DICK
[Young Zee]
Have you ever seen a show with niggas on the mic
With one minute rhymes that don't come out right
They bite, they never write, that's not polite
[Pace Won]
Pace Won, Mr. Perfect, I take a warm shower
Make a condo, out of saw powder
Make the sun eclipse at the born hour
I'm a wizard at this shit like Juwon Howard
Put my gun up in the ass of crews
And start to spray, gotta pay massive dues
So I take Emcee's that pass the rules
And fly them into space like NASA do
I'm a, weed lover, going deep cover
Tricking these goofy ass ho's I need rubbers
Your favorite nucker, flow butter
Niggas get mobbed, leave with they clothes cut up
'When you comin' what they askin me
'You fresh to no limit like Master P'
I be keepin shit milky like ? cream
Pace Won, blaze one, and I'm ? fiends mothafucka
[Azz-Iz]
To yall fag ass cops GET THE DICK
To you bitches on the block GET THE DICK
To you fake weed spots GET THE DICK
And yall niggas without glocks GET THE DICK
[Young Zee]
Have you ever seen a show with niggas on the mic
With one minute rhymes that don't come out right
They bite, they never write, that's not polite
[Azz-Iz]
If your flow is kinda doo-doo
I more filthier than white bums from Newark (brick city!) to Honolulu
More wine than cherry, raspberry, apple-cranberry, strawberry
Muthafuckin flows extraordinary
Your bitch ass will get bodied and buried
By this slick walking, talking, rhyming dictionary
Gimme your mind, let me ? one
Fairly handsome, blackened like temper tantrums
Spittin like automatic handguns,
You can't run
Your style is more garbage than Shirley Manson
You got a platinum single, roll me your money
I'm bummy but I bet I can get your bitch to beat my dick for me
[Bizarre]
Doin drive-bys in less than 2 minutes
And I know one of these houses on the block
Got your fuckin family in it
And what's the worstist, is y'all niggas gon' need nurses
I collect money on your block, like ushers at churches
No matter where your boys go, nigga I'ma get 'em
You can ask ? Funeral Home, how much business I be sendin 'em
You forgot bitch nigga, I know where you stay
Loaded AK, get little Johnny out the way
Bet you these bats gauruntee your ass won't be walking
I rock '98 Suburbans while you push cars from the auction
You don't wanna see Bizarre Kid get dumb
I beat a bitches ass when I'm in a good mood
So imagine if I'm in a bad one
You better duck when I pull this nine
I done shut up your block so many times
All I see is For Sale signs
They say these cats only got 9 lives,
But Dardin took 8, so tonight you diiiiiie
[Young Zee]
GET THE DICK
Yeah yeah yeah GET THE DICK
Yeah Bizarre yeah GET THE DICK
All you fuckers in Detroit GET THE DICK
Have you ever seen a show with niggas on the mic
With one minute rhymes that don't come out right
They bite, they never write, that's not polite
You dummies
The reason bitches want me to spend money
Just to spread 'em like Gin Rummy
I'm Ya Ya
Holier than Roshashana
With baby mama's that's pro black like the Sada
The lover large and at peace with his god
Behind bars, yall nigga's sittin close with the gaurds
Fucking with yall, I'm always catchin charts
Yall won't let us box, yall wanna run and tell the Sarge
Life's short, I play hard
See your crew on the streets,
Better know I won't hesitate to spray yall
I keep a rifle killing you and everybody looking like you
Fag, it's a never ending cycle
Can't nobody come and save you when I start shit
My lead is like Kryptonite to them Clark Kent's
I rip a crew with dust and liquor too
Too despicable
Toss you off the terace on ritaloo(ritual)
I rise like Christ
The third knight on mics
But it ain't Easter
It's only death when I meet you

Top Bizarre, Fuck Your Life

[Intro: Sindee Syringe]
Whatsup people!?
This is Sindee Syringe!
We're here up in here snortin' sum lines! and we're all goin' straight to hell!
[Verse 1: Bizarre]
Man I pop so many pills, it's startin' to get scary!
[woman: Bizzare, I'm your wife] Bitch, I ain't lairy!
And I don't give a fuck about pullin' out my dick,
Look at the name of my clit
It's D12 hoe! (Yeah, baby!)
It's D12 hoe! (Yeah, baby!)
Yea, yea,
Bizarre smoke atcha and got no problem,
For 10 hot dollars I fuck your bitch at the cavana[?]
VD, AIDs that's what Bizarre got,
For ten thousand michael jackson will give me a shot,
I sniff blow, high off a brick,
Crash into a ditch on 6-96.
Nasty nigga, quick to lick the finger,
Eat a bitch ass, that tastes like a butter finger,
And I'm going to hell for my nasty mouth,
But this is what Rock 'n' roll's all about.
[Chorus: Sindee Syringe]
I'm a psycho! And It's fucking with me again!
My dreams, my drugs, my life, my sins, Sindee Syringe...
We hate life, hate life, hate life,
FUCK YOUR LIFE!
I'm a psycho! And It's fucking with me again!
My dreams, my drugs, my life, my sins, Sindee Syringe...
We hate life, hate life, hate life,
FUCK YOUR LIFE!
[Verse 2: Bizarre]
Ever since I was a kid I had a violent past,
Whooped a nurse ass for touching my diaper rash!
And I ain't goin' work, I'm a lazy shit,
That's why I'm living warn with a fat white bitch
She's 36 and keeps a gun full of arsenal,
But son's 13, loves to listen to Marshall,
But I whoop his ass, and send him a school,
And let 'em know, that taking drugs is cool!
See I'm on sum dumb shit, don't know right from wrong,
All up on murder Inc. trying to get Ja Rule on a song.
And I used to be a virgin, grown-ass man,
Until I took a trip off to Neverland.
Mike gave me milk and cookies, showed me his room,
Kicked his ass over, I fucked 'im with a broom, coz...
[Chorus: Sindee Syringe]
I'm a psycho! And It's fucking with me again!
My dreams, my drugs, my life, my sins, Sindee Syringe...
We hate life, hate life, hate life,
FUCK YOUR LIFE!
I'm a psycho! And It's fucking with me again!
My dreams, my drugs, my life, my sins, Sindee Syringe...
We hate life, hate life, hate life,
FUCK YOUR LIFE!
[Verse 3: Bizarre]
All day I dream about sex,
Fucking handicap bitch, me, Proof and Hex!
And I don't give a fuck about no Britney Spears,
Just tie the bitch up, nut in her ears!
Bucks said when I'm a cash 'for I could get it for ten[?]
For the last three months you know where I been!
Snorting, shooting, getting a fix,
Got two Indian bitches in the motel 6
Four bags and twenty bears,
And I don't even know who the fuck D12 is!
I'm on the stage doing a lovesong, (forever...)
You'll fall, knowing damn well I'm wrong,
And I don't want no prostitute to have no sex,
I wanna bitch to break my neck, while I try to get her wet!
So, kids! Don't smoke no weed!
Cause you'll end up just like me!
[Chorus: Sindee Syringe]
I'm a psycho! And It's fucking with me again!
My dreams, my drugs, my life, my sins, Sindee Syringe...
We hate life, hate life, hate life,
FUCK YOUR LIFE!
I'm a psycho! And It's fucking with me again!
My dreams, my drugs, my life, my sins, Sindee Syringe...
We hate life, hate life, hate life,
FUCK YOUR LIFE!
Nigga fuck you life!
Nigga!
Nigga fuck my life!

Top Bizarre, Fat Father (skit)

[Beeping noise...]
[Cough!]
[Bizarre:]'Ey yo! This Bizarre, and ya'll listenin' to the Handi-cap Circus,
I'm 'bout to call my man fat father I write quit[?],
That's my joke partner,
Every time I wanna hear a new joke or sum shit, I call this big ass nigga up!
Let's call him up, see what the fuck he got to say!
[Beeping as numbers on phone being pushed...]
[Dial Tone...]
[Fat Father:] Yep!
[Bizarre:] What up man!
[Fat Father:] What up!
[Bizarre:] What's crackin'?
[Fat Father:] Man slow-motion man, but I...I caught up with it.
[Bizarre:] Are..are you tryna rehersin' or sumin'?
[Fat Father:] Hell no.....having a meeting man!
[Bizarre:] Ok, you tryna get on the police-force?
[Fat Father:] [laughs] Nooo, nigga...hey man, hey you probably the private nigger that fried bacon naked so the grease will pop you!
[Bizarre:] [Laughs]
[Fat Father:] [Laughs]
[Bizarre:] Where'd you get that one from?
[Bizarre and Fat Father:] [Laughs]
[Bizarre:] Oh, nah! You got this one call from [???]
[Bizarre and Fat Father:] [Laughs]
[Fat Father:] Hey man, you want the deal for breaking a niggas cream [??]
[Bizarre:] [Laughs]
[Fat Father:] [Laughs]
[Bizarre:] Where the fuck you get that one from?
[Fat Father:] [Laughs] That's new shit dog! Freshly published!
[Bizarre:] And, and hows you [?]
[Fat Father:] [Laughs] Hey, I heard you got a summer job breeding hound dogs!
[Bizarre:] [Laughs]

Top Bizarre, Down Low

Yeah this is dedicated to the big pussy
[Bizarre]
I'm involved with this lady and she weighs 380
And she could barely fit in my Mercedes
She's taking my dough
My back accounts looking low
And I'm about to throw her ass out in the snow
I buy her burgers and steaks and all type of stuff
But KFC and pot roasts are just not enough
Chorus:
Down low, fat ho
Keep it on the down low, fat ho (Don't you be telling your friends)
Keep it on the down low, fat ho (I though KFC was enough)
Keep it on the down low, fat ho (I gave you all my food)
[Bizarre]
You came to my place high off of Picartie
You had the nerve to strip dance at my boy's bachelor party
She gave me head and broke my bed
And there's really nothing else to be said
Chorus:
Keep it on the down low, fat ho
Keep it on the down low, fat ho (Girl you're bigger than my mother)
Keep it on the down low, fat ho (I'm tired of shopping at Mary Ann Plus)
Keep it on the down low, fat ho (Super size combos)
Keep it on the down low, fat ho
Keep it on the down low, fat ho (I have a very fat ho in the world)
Keep it on the down low, fat ho (You had to go and steal my cheese cake)
Keep it on the down low, fat ho (You gonna stop paging Rico)
Keep it on the down low, fat ho
Keep it on the down low, fat ho
[Bizarre]
Federation Records ain't got my number

Top Bizarre, Doctor Doctor

[Intro:]
Maybe its the weed
Maybe its more than the fucking weed
[Hook:]
Doctor doctor, come put the breaks on me
You better send me home
Cause I ain't leavin' till somethin' leave with me
Right now that's all I'm on
[Verse 1: Bizarre]
I've had a headache for the last three days
And the last couple days I been missin' some pay
Do I have AIDS? I'm sniffin' and coughin'
And really this doesn't happen to often
Maybe I'm trippin', maybe I got the flu
Maybe I'm stressed out, somethin' I'm goin' through
Its been a week and me and wife ain't have sex
I'm usually a wild guy, I'll break her fucking neck
I'm sick and I'm starting to wimper
Its 90 degrees, its like December
My temperature is 106
I can't shit and I feel like shit
[Hook: x2]
Doctor doctor, come put the breaks on me
You better send me home
Cause I ain't leavin' till somethin' leave with me
Right now that's all I'm on
[Verse 2: Bizarre]
More trouble, here comes day two
I took a shit in my white underroos
My eyes look like I been smokin' crack
Exlax got me throwing up big macs
Nyquil, Advil, Tylenol, synus
Carryin' my ??? around like I'm ???
Maybe its the pork I ate in New York
Or maybe my baby mama wantin' child support
Or maybe its the fish that made me sick
Or maybe its the prostitute I let suck my dick
Or maybe its just the bottle of vodka
I don't care, I just need to see the doctor
[Hook: x2]
Doctor doctor, come put the breaks on me
You better send me home
Cause I ain't leavin' till somethin' leave with me
Right now that's all I'm on
[Verse 3: Obie Trice]
I'ma kill this bitch, the tip on my dick
Ain't got an itch but I couldn't resist the switch
She's the type of bitch made to flinch
Walk passed *****s, all in the ass
Or its because I had a tall glass
I dropped my drawers without my dick wrapped
Purhaps, I could catch the crabs
But at that moment that's irrelevant
I knew what I know now, I practice celibace
And be hesitant from tappin' Evelyn
Heaven sent a message when I came back negative
Never fuck a bitch in the ass off a laxative
[Hook: x2]
Doctor doctor, come put the breaks on me
You better send me home
Cause I ain't leavin' till somethin' leave with me

Top Bizarre, Crush On You

[Intro:]
Pssssshh!
Yeeahhhhh!
[Chorus:]
Girl! - I got a crush on you! (crush on you...)
Girl! - I got a crush on you! (I don't know why...)
Girl! - I got a crush on you! (I don't to care...)
Girl! - I got a crush on you! (I don't feel...)
Girl! - I got a crush on you! (I needs bullshit...)
Girl! - I got a crush on you! (I don't want shit...)
[Verse:]
Heeeey - little mama! (hey, little mama!)
Don't you know I - like your style! (hahahah!)
I wanna pick you up and - show you around (just show you!)
Myyyyyy hometooooooown! (yeah, I show you!)
This is how - I get down, yeeeeeaaah!
Cloooooset freeeak! (girl: "you alright? ") (that's me girl! that's me!)
Cloooooset freeeak! (girl: "that closet freak, mothafucka? ") (you a closet freak!)
Giiirl - can you cook? (girl: "Hell, yeah! ") (so you cook girl?)
Cause I don't really care - how you look! (girl: "You don't? ")
Cause all I wanna do is... (do this shit!)
[Bizarre mumbles "Hold you! " and a girl mumbles "Hold me! "]
[Chorus:]
Girl! - I got a crush on you! (crush on you...)
Girl! - I got a crush on you! (I don't know why...)
Girl! - I got a crush on you! (I don't to care...)
Girl! - I got a crush on you! (I don't feel...)
Girl! - I got a crush on you! (I needs bullshit...)
Girl! - I got a crush on you! (I don't want shit...)

Top Bizarre, Coming Home

[Chorus:]
Daddy's really comin home, just hold tight
I just don't know how long I'll be gone this time
Just keep my picture on the wall, baby girl don't cry
'Cause I don't know when I'll be home
[verse 1: Bizarre]
Ever since I was young, it's been my dream
To be successful, doin this music thing
Music is a part of my soul
I'll be sixty years old, still on the road
A grown ass man tryin to make a living
A grown ass man makin grown man decisions
Relax; I don't want you to work
Let me go out here and put in the dirt
I'll buy you a skirt, brand new Coach purse
Whenever I leave, I know it still hurts
What, you want a watch, a bracelet, or a chain?
How about my chest? A tattoo of your name
Man I'm sick of all this luggage that I'm rattling
Trust me I'm sick of fights and all this traveling
Two weeks in the UK, three days in Hong Kong
It won't be long, I'll be home
[Chorus:]
Daddy's really comin home, just hold tight
I just don't know how long I'll be gone this time
Just keep my picture on the wall, baby girl don't cry
'Cause I don't know when I'll be home
[verse 2: Kuniva]
Look, your daddy has to hit the road
And I know you're getting old enough to notice that I'm gone
And I know I'm your best friend, the one that you look up to
Some people think I'm overprotective but I just love you
And even though I'm gone, I'd rather be home wit you
And no matter where I'm at your daddy is gon' miss you
You're my little man so be nice to your baby sister
And give mommy a big hug for daddy and kiss her
'Cause I know she gets tired at times I feel guilty
I wish that I could take y'all wit me
But it's crazy out here and I don't wanna expose you
To the frustrations of this rap game that I go through
And honestly, I don't even do it for me
I do it so we could live life comfortably
And that's why I wear y'all proudly around my neck
And I don't care who last said it daddy has your respect
and just know that...
[Chorus:]
Daddy's really comin home, just hold tight
I just don't know how long I'll be gone this time
Just keep my picture on the wall, baby girl don't cry
'Cause I don't know when I'll be home
[verse 3: Bizarre]
[Beep, Beep]
Man, here comes the van
I wanna thank Mathew Knowles for giving me a chance
Got the advance now it's time to hit the streets
And I'll be home in three and a half weeks
What college you goin to? That's your decision
Just know that I'll be here to pay your tuition
The only daddy you know, and that's on the real
And I been takin care of you since Murray Ill
I moved down south, big old house
Got you two horses and a lake full of trout
And Sundays, I put on my new house shoes
Lookin at TV, watchin the Lions lose
I miss Papi, Pug, Pepper and Patches
Man I can't go to sleep on that brand new mattress
Even though, I make music in the band
Big Boi and Dave see you at Lake Ann
[Chorus:]
Daddy's really comin home, just hold tight
I just don't know how long I'll be gone this time
Just keep my picture on the wall, baby girl don't cry

Top Bizarre, Butterfly

[Bizarre]
Aye, aye the idiotic kid's back
Ready to attack, ready to put two macks to your back
Ain't no fussin when I start bustin
Lyrically cussin, why Jay Dee's want production
Go to 212 to see my friends
Too many Heineken's, the whole crews fightin to get in
I'm lookin around to see who want it
I wanna get blunted but only got a dollar on it
The rude boys is frontin, legends is pumpin
Bella is jumpin, the heat is like shh...bumpin
Ready or not rap world here I come
Comin to every battle screamin out, "Who want some"
Lyrical warfare for MC's who step
Caution watch your step or I'll destroy your rep
Lookin for the crews that cause a threat
We ain't ballers yet, we ain't passin no moet
I'm playin in between the sheets in my jeep
Lookin for the freak with the big butt cheeks
No disrespect throw your hands up
Yeah, grab your girl tell her, put her hands up
Chorus: 4x
Throw your hands in the air
Put your blunts in the sky
Grab a cutiepie
And do the butterfly
[Bizarre]
Cruisin down the Ave, just to hit a spot
I got a fat girl on my jock
I'm a tell you why I'm the king and you're a pion
See what's happenin your whole style is a rewind
Whack MCs will get verbally shot
Cause ain't no style like the style I got
I'm the idiotic kid that they call Bizarre
Get kick out at topless bars because I went too far
Don't try to roll if you're a beginner roll a rookie
Forget the blunts kid we high off weed-cookies
Buddha sets represent the mid-west
And I can penetrate trough vest
Leaving a whole lot of mess
Three millers and a blunt, boy I'm too high
Just cause I'm a big guy don't mean I can't butterfly
My crew's gettin wasted in Noah's Arc
I'm in the back of the club smokin blunts with Sonya Burnheart
Don't matter if your big short or tall
Kick your game and give your girl a call
The nights over kid, I'm still gettin splifted
Keith Murray dropped the half off the set get lifted
Chorus: repeat 4x
Jersey,
Chorus: repeat 1x
Outsidaz,
Chorus: repeat 1x
Atlanta,
Chorus: repeat 1x
Dallas,

Top Bizarre, Bad Day

[Verse 1: Bizarre]
"This is a bad day.."
[Random lady:]
"Motherfucker you need to get up and find your ass a job,
Im sick of you just layin around all day long playin nintendo.
They dont even make nintendos no more!
Where the hell you find that shit at?
And I know that you can find a job, your bus pass is in your wallet I seen that shit yesterday, you just sit up all day long!
Lie lie lie
Eat eat eat
Drink drink drink
You dont do shit! Im sick of you!"
[Bizarre:]
"Just wakin up in the mornin gotta thank God, got my asscheeks stuck to a fishin rod, wheres the dogs aint no frogs, momma cookin breakfast with no (laws?)
I got my grub on, but didnt pig out, no Thanksgivin so we eatin, carry out.
This dude came through my front door, he said I wouldnt live to see 24
I gotta go cause I got on flip flops
If I sold out then my feet 'd drop.
Had to stop, at the red light, everybody laughin at my yellow dirtbike.
And everythings alright
I got a beatin from Sherry, shes a transvesdite
Callin up my homies and Im askin yall
Bring twenty, bottles of alcohol
Playin football, and Im in trouble
They gave me the ball, I fumbled
And I cant believe, my best friends gay
Today was a bad day.
[Chorus:]
"Yeah..today was fucked up
hey man you gotta sing fo these niggas
Today was a bad day
Today was fucked up!"
[Verse 2:]
"I bust my ass in the shower
Got on this fresh new baby powder
Kids just today these dudes try to blast me
Saw the police, and got my ass beat
No flexin, wooped my ass, in the intersection, till I shoot thats the question
With the beats and, I was watchin rap city, shootin them craps, I got fifty
Shake em up [x3]
Shake em
A couple a niggas, watch me all break em
They beat my ass, I need nine, nine eleven
They threw my ass through this back door
They took all my cash flow
Punched me in the chest, and kicked me in the asshole
I just found out, my best friends gay
Today was a bad day."
[Chorus:]
"Yeah..today was all fucked up
rainin an shit.
Today was a bad day
Rainin shit, yeah.
You seen that shit nigga
Today was fucked up!"
[Verse 3:]
"Left my homies house paid, picked up this chick been tryin rape since twelth grade
Its ironic,
decisions and demand
An art test fired on the fan [?]
Took a trip to Miami
Got my ass beat at the twenty first grammys
My dick is so weak, so weak, so weak I put my own ass to sleep
Woke up around one, didnt hesitate to say that she didnt cum
Ridin down seven mile coast an, sippin on a potion, rubbin on some baby oil lotion
And nothin seems, to work out
She smacked me in the face, and mirked out
Today was like one of those bad dreams, jackin off with a bowl full of whip cream
Helicopter lookin for the murderer
Two in the mornin got the Cody allen [?] burger
Even with the lights of the good year blimp, and in red, bizarre aint shit
Drunk as hell, and Im throwin up
Page your cat off, so you know it aint blowin up
I found that my best friend was gay
Today was a bad day.."
[Chorus:]
"You seen that shit nigga
Today was a bad day
Today was fucked up!
Hannicap Circus, commin soon
Bizarre, HannniCap Circus
Today was a bad day mother fucker

Top Bizarre, What What

Chorus:repeat 3x
All my ladies say WHAT, WHAT, WHAT
And all my dogs say WHAT, WHAT, WHAT
[Bizarre]
Ladies and gentlemen may I grab your attention
Its the dopest MC from the Midwest
Did I mention
So clap your hands and stomp your feet
And party on down to the Bizarre Kid beat
Throw your hands in the air so I can feel it
It's the big guy rappin with the idiotic literatein
Forget your small talk watch Bizarre Kid get wild
Guarantee to get your girl warm like a reptile
Big chubby guy comin straight from 7 mile
Your girl heard my style
And said, "ooh he's foul"
So tell your man to stop trippin bro
Or he gonna get rushed by 10 guys he don't even know
Representin the men, moneys what I'm gettin
[] still gigglin bush [ ] , my styles forbidden
It's the big guy, do the butterfly to the ground
And the base head bounce
Man I got that packed down
Man forget the night
We gonna party till the day
And I'm a strip dance at your girlfriend's cabaret
Chorus:repeat 3x
All my ladies say WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT
And all my dogs say WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT
[Bizarre]
Does Bizarre roll with Slim Shady, Yeah yeah
Quick to drive up in your Mercedes, Yeah yeah
Datin ladies nearly 80, Yeah yeah
Now who in this rap game could fade me
Some of you rap guys never heard of me
Sometimes I be in Dallas or even North New Jersey
Forget the Moet we drinkin Hen dog all night
And pass the dance so I can get high as a kite
A slow song come on it's time to dirty dance
And right now I'm grabbin any girl I can
Grab her butt cheeks and hold her real tight
And tell her me and you were gettin wild for tonight
Gimme your beeper number and check before you leave
"Ay yo call me tomorrow and ask for Steve"
Oh no this shit I couldn't believe
Me and ??? grabbed her by her knees
Snatched outta her weave
And grabbed the car keys
Chorus:repeat 2x
All my ladies say WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT
And all my dogs say WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT
[Kon Artist]
Now everybody throw they hands up
This ain't a stick
We came to this jam
To buy ??? and play a game of pick up
With any big butt freaks that's done for the cause
And yo Bizarre was at the bar down ???
[Kuniva]
I'm still game spittin while you still get in
Still gettin down how we livin
Wild like we outta prison
Run our mouth, kick in doors
And I'm talkin to a chicken head that could be yours
[Kon Artist]
Slam dancin with girls just to see they chest bump
Now everybody bu bu bum bump bump
And get down to the sounds that we can cock jump
Or mess around and get your whole damn block jumped
[Kuniva]
Watch you beeper when I'm walking through the crowd
Which one of y'all actin wild, getting loud
You still screamin that somebody still hatin on you
We in the parkin lot 50 deep waitin on you
Da Brigade actin up and we still scrapin
Walkin back up in the club like ain't nuttin happened
WHAT WHAT WHAT
All my ladies say WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT
And all my dogs say WHAT, WHAT, WHAT
All my ladies say WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT
And all my dogs say CUT, CUT, CUT

Top Ultra, Bizarre

[Tim Dog]
Damn man, yo Keith
I can't believe you got me in some fuckin zoo man
We coulda got with some bitches, whassup?
[Kool Keith]
I know, but fuck that
Check out, these animals are beautiful, relax!
[Tim Dog]
Man we coulda got with some bitches
and you got me in the fuckin zoo?
[Kool] Look at the giraffe, she has a pretty ass
[Tim] What?
[Kool] The giraffe!
[Tim] Aw man, you - you like animals now motherfucker?
[Kool] C'mon man, I'm just spendin time with the animals
[Tim] Aw man, you know youse a bizarre nigga
[Intro: Kool Keith]
Hey baby, yeah who dyed your hair blonde?
I like the streaks
Oh, I like the way your butt look
Uhh, now why don't you change in the bathroom
I'ma look through the peephole, peek-a-boo!
Yeah - it's that kinky
[Kool Keith]
I used to grab honies by they neck, piss on they eyebrows
Open they rectum to throw the bombs down they asshole
BOOM! I blew them panties out the room
Emergency, emergency, it's a urgency
Her asshole out of order, her stomach ain't workin B
The doctor there with penicillin for her butthead
Operation attack, wires hooked on the booty
With three lights and rubber gloves tryin to find the coochie
Her legs were splattered, flyin on the fuckin camcorder
I heard the big explosion loud on the tape recorder
I was experimentin, fuckin with a new invention
I got nervous and called back the escort service
I wind up jerkin off
[Chorus: unknown voice (Kool Keith)]
Slow down, one second
Excuse me miss, I can't believe I'm about to leave this
(Look in the mirror) Psycho melodic you jump on my tip
(You got the Vaseline?) Takin me there, with just one kiss
(Alcohol, my sores, Listerine pouring down my eye)
[Kool Keith]
And you know
I used to mix soda pops and alcohol with cough drops
Then rub they knee caps and smear they face with Sugar Smacks
Open they butts and pour ammonia down they pussy cracks
Then fight they fire, pull they hair apart with metal pliers
Fuck them with two stiff drinks, up on the kitchen sinks
Make them pour Ajax, lick Comet off my nutsac
Hold me tight with baseball gloves, crank the purple light
I used to masturbate to tapes, "Planet of the Apes"
I like Zera, I always wanted to fuck her, get near her
And tell Cornelius get back and let her feel this
I'm on some groove shit, not generic new improved shit
With swimmin trunks in bed, my black shoes painted red
Some hoes are rookies, my sheets filled with oatmeal cookies
Can you put more Oreos in the bed?
[Chorus: unknown voice] + (Kool Keith)
Slow down, one second (more milk, in the pillow)
Excuse me miss, I can't believe I'm about to leave this
(The goodness) Psycho melodic you jump on my tip
(Grease, from the kitchen) Takin me there, with just one kiss
(Crisco, is what we need)
[Kool Keith]
And you know, yeah
Can you bring that gorilla over here
She looks so good
I want a female giraffe, with extensions, and loooong boots
Look at the ass on that animal
I love, to make love, to little babboons
That is one of my favorite fetishes