You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)

Actors

• Ahmed Ahmed (actor)
• Aesop Aquarian (actor)
• Sayed Badreya (actor)
• Reuven Bar-Yotam (actor)
• Mike Basone (actor)
• Mike Batayeh (actor)
• Robert Benny (actor)
• Shelley Berman (actor)
• Blake Bertrand (actor)
• Bart Blackburn (actor)
• Guile Branco (actor)
• Lamar Brown (actor)
• Michael Buffer (actor)
• Kevin Cannon (actor)
• Danny A. Abeckaser (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Comedy

Taglines:

Lather. Rinse. Save the world.
He'll Make You Silky Smooth
He's silky, smooth and harder than trigonometry!
He'll blow you away

Quotes:

Zohan's Father: You've caught so many terrorists, it's an art. You're like Rembrandt with a grenade.

Zohan: I just want to make people silky-smooth!

Claude: It's not that big.::Zohan: No, not that. The bush, is biggest you ever seen, right?

Gail: Usually he's harder than trigonometry.

[Zohan shows Gail the gel that was thrown at the salon; Gail tastes the gel]::Gail: Oh, that's Neosporin! I use it on cuts and on genital sores.

Salim: [to the two women riding his cab] And you are stupid cow!

Michael: What are you? Bionic?::Zohan: No, no, no, no, no, I only like the girls... Thanks anyways.

Michael: Well, tonight's our night for the Community Nightwatch.::Zohan: The Communism tight crotch? What?

Dalia: Zohan! He has a bomb... and puppies!::Zohan: No!::James: Imma blow up this whole block, Imma blow you up, Imma blow up these puppies! And we all gone' go to hell together, cause I hate these puppies!

Zohan: So let's go.

Jodienda Warrick (2008)

Actors

• Roma Calderón (actress)
• Pepa Charro (actress)
• Mònica Pérez (actress)
• Mònica Pérez (actress)
• Maite Sandoval (actress)
• Maite Sandoval (actress)
• Mari Paz Sayago (actress)
• Esther Soto (actress)
• Esther Soto (actress)
• Aixa Villagrán (actress)
• Fernando Gamero (writer)
• Fernando Gamero (director)

Genres

• Short

Mad TV Live and Almost Legal (2001)

Actors

• Martin Beck (actor)
• Sydney 'Big Dawg' Colston (actor)
• Colton Dunn (actor)
• Sam Kwasman (actor)
• Josh Peck (actor)
• Frankie Ray (actor)
• Erika Arshaye (actress)
• Carolyn A. Masters (actress)

Genres

VH1 Divas Live 2 (1999)

Actors

• Michael Blakey (actor)
• Bobby Brown (actor)
• Anthony 'Treach' Criss (actor)
• Hugh Grant (actor)
• Elton John (actor)
• Tim McGraw (actor)
• Paul Shaffer (actor)
• Donald Trump (actor)
• Marisa Berenson (actress)
• Mary J. Blige (actress)
• Cher (actress)
• Ana Gasteyer (actress)
• Sarah Michelle Gellar (actress)
• Faith Hill (actress)
• Armand Assante (actor)

Genres

• Documentary
• Music

Menudo show (1995)

Actors

• Juan Luis Caro (actor)
• Andrés Galán (actor)
• José M. García (actor)
• Julián García (actor)
• Iván González (actor)
• Frederic Gómez (actor)
• Alejandro Mayo (actor)
• Nicolás Mayo (actor)
• Alfredo Mora (actor)
• David Aliaga Muñoz (actor)
• Eduardo Ortiz (actor)
• Pablo Pitno (actor)
• José M. Pérez (actor)
• Aleiandro Ruiz (actor)
• Mario Avilés (actor)

Genres

• Music

Famous quotes by Mariah Carey:

"Butterflies are always following me, everywhere I go."

"Music is what I love and it's what I feel and it's in me and to know that I can do something that I enjoy and hopefully bring some enjoyment to other people through what I do is an incrediable felling and I am just really thankfull for it."

"I know I can be diva-ish sometimes, but I have to be in control. The nature of my life, the nature of what I do, is divadom, it really is."

"If critics have problems with my personal life, it's their problem. Anybody with half a brain would realize that it's the charts that count."

"I don't think anyone knows as much about what's right for me as I do."

"This is for all of you out there tonight, reaching for a dream - don't ever give up! Never ever listen to anyone, when they try to discourage you, because they do that, believe me!"

"Never, never listen to anybody that tries to discourage you..."

"If you see me as just the princess then you misunderstand who I am and what I have been through."

"You really have to look inside yourself and find your own inner strength, and say, "I'm proud of what I am and who I am, and I'm just going to be myself.""

"When you love someone so deeply they become your life, it's easy to succumb overwhelming fears inside. Blindly I imagined I could keep you under a glass. Now I understand to hold you I must open my hand and watch you rise."

"There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train!"

"I definitely feel more complete than before. There's a void you have when you don't feel you've found the other part of who you are, so I'm in a different place now and that's nice to experience."

"I'm not one of those people that goes into details of my personal life on national TV to get attention. Some things are better left unsaid."

"One day I promised God that if he would give me my voice back I would never smoke again. I got three octaves back after quitting."

"I do not think I reinvent myself. Wearing my hair differently or changing my style of dress is playing dress-up. I don't take it too seriously."

"I've seen the real extreme diva behaviour and I don't think that's who I am."

"In this world, I call the shots and I think I know best."

"I used to be able to slim down just by exercising more, but that's changed."

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

"I always felt like the rug could be pulled out from under me at anytime. And coming from a racially mixed background, I always felt like I didn't really fit in anywhere."