The list came from here: http://www.wired.com/2014/07/olivia-locher-i-fought-the-law/?utm_source=nextdraft&utm;_medium=email Donating = Loving: http://patreon.com/jonathanmann Need a song? Email me: jonathan@jonathanmann.net buy music: http://archive.hellomann.com follow: http://twitter.com/songadaymann like: http://facebook.com/songadaymann look: http://instagram.com/jonathanmann TUMMMMMBLR: http://jonathanmann.tumblr.com/ call: (510) 402-6081 http://jonathanmann.net You better not be slurping soup In a diner in New Jersey In Kansas you can’t serve wine From a tea cup, no no no On a hot day in Alabama Empty your back pocket Don’t let them catch your Back pocket ice cream cone It’s a lost cause Trying to follow these laws It’s a lost cause Trying to follow these laws You can’t tap your foot or nod your head To music in New Hampshire If you find yourself in Georiga No picnics in the graveyard In Oregon don’t test Your physical endurance While speeding down the highway Driving in your car It’s illegal in Nevada for men with mustaches to kiss women Don’t go trying to sell hollow logs in Tennesee You’ll get arrested in Florida if you’re wear liquid latex in public And don’t wear coins in your ears in Hawaii If you’re in Rhode Island Don’t wear transparent clothing Fishing in Pennsylvania? Don’t use dynamite In Maine you can’t tickle women Under their chins with a feather duster It’s not something I’ve thought about doing But you never know I just might In Ohio it's unlawful to disrobe in front of a man's portrait In Connecticut pickles must bounce to be an official pickle

• published: 29 Jul 2014
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