Plot
The plot is set in Dobaniewo a small town, where local gangster Cigar intends to replace the drugs on behalf of the policy of the Apostle. Killed in mysterious circumstances, the son of a leading businessman and also a patron of sport - Burzynski. His sister - Patricia - risking his own life, passes to the local little world of crime, and begins searching for the killer on his own. Burzynski, however, to explain the circumstances of the disappearance of his son and protect your family, ask for help mate ... Central Bureau of Investigation, the Commissioner of Maximilian and two sponsored by them the world champions in karate. Thanks Patricia, and commissioner Maximilian not only manages to find the murderers, but also to discover smuggling scandal involving the politics of the Apostle. But Russian gangsters, and the Apostle to silence Burzynski, kidnap his family.
On the day Mike gets everything he ever wanted, he loses everything he ever had.
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In the daytime, Karen is an insurance saleswoman in Manila, but in the evening she works as an escort in a club. She is very successful in selling insurance to her escort clients. On the weekends she returns to her husband and daughter in the provinces, who are living amongst the volcanic ash from Mount Pinatubo. She is forced to take stock of her life when Sonny, a rich car dealer, offers to set her up in an apartment.
Keywords: cheating-husband, insurance-agent, prostitute, satire, sex, sexy-pinay
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Marilyn Jordan is a bored housewife in Sweden who is liberated (sexually and otherwise) by her relationship with a group of gregarious Yugoslavs. Based on a true story.
Keywords: absurdism, adulterous-husband, adulterous-wife, adultery, airport, alcohol-distillery, balkan, bed-on-fire, black-comedy, blood
A sultry, erotic comedy [Australia Theatrical]
Or Pigs and Pearls
Marilyn Jordan: [disbelievingly] There seems to be a lamb in your car.::Alex Rossignol: [derisively] Yeah... we got him very very... cheap.
Tirke: [a comatose man has a knife sticking out of his forehead] Isn't this exciting, Marilyn?::Marilyn Jordan: [stunned] I've never seen anything like it in my entire life.::Mustapha: ...I think I have a fever.::Marilyn Jordan: Oh!... You can talk! [giggles nervously]::Alex Rossignol: If he knows what's good for him, he'll shut up. [speaks Serbian]::Marilyn Jordan: Who did this to him?::Alex Rossignol: His brother.::Marilyn Jordan: His brother? Why?::Alex Rossignol: He cheated at cards! He had it coming to him.
Customs Inspector: You are free to go.::Marilyn Jordan: [mockingly] I'm free... I'm free to go.::Customs Inspector: [clears throat] I'm... sorry for the inconvenience...::Marilyn Jordan: I'm free to go where?::Customs Inspector: [rolls eyes, gestures to Tirke] And you too.::Tirke: And my pig?
Alex Rossignol: It's a Gucci shoe. Any cow with money can buy a Gucci shoe... but this one belongs to the real lady, who has Gucci foot! There is some difference.
Jimmy Jordan: I read in the papers yesterday about a man in France who entered a snail eating competition. [slurps spaghetti] He ate a hundred and seventy-eight snails... and then he dropped dead.::Grandpa Bill: [mouth full] Only a Frenchman could die like that. I would rather be shot on my 101st birthday... by a jealous husband.::Martin Jordan: You see, he plans to stay with us another 17 years.::Grandpa Bill: At least!
Marilyn Jordan: They'll never believe this at the Women's Club.
Grandpa Bill: They feed these monkeys oranges and bananas! Why don't you treat me like that?
Montenegro (i/ˌmɒntɨˈneɪɡroʊ/ or /ˌmɒntɨˈniːɡroʊ/; or /ˌmɒntɨˈnɛɡroʊ/; Montenegrin: Crna Gora Црна Гора [tsr̩̂ːnaː ɡɔ̌ra] ( listen), meaning "Black Mountain") is a country in Southeastern Europe. It has a coast on the Adriatic Sea to the south-west and is bordered by Croatia to the west, Bosnia and Herzegovina to the northwest, Serbia to the northeast and Albania to the southeast. Its capital and largest city is Podgorica, while Cetinje is designated as the Prijestonica (Пријестоница), meaning the former Royal Capital City.
In the 10th century, there existed three Slavic principalities on the territory of Montenegro: Duklja, roughly corresponding to the southern half, Travunia, the west, and Rascia, the north. In 1042, archon Stefan Vojislav led a revolt that resulted in independence of Duklja and the establishment of the Vojislavljević dynasty. Duklja reached its zenith under Vojislav's son, Mihailo (1046–81), and his son Bodin (1081–1101). By the 13th century, Zeta had replaced Duklja when referring to the realm, which at the time was part of the Serbian Grand Principality of the Nemanjić dynasty.
Ja imam sator od zvezdanog neba
finog tka-nja
podjimo brzo jer strasno mi fale
pu-to-vanja.
Podji ponesi sve nevazne stvari
sve si-tni-ce
ali na krevetu zaboravi svoje
umorno li-ce.
Ref.
Na skriveno te vodim mesto
izmedju planina i mora
gde gorski vetar peva pesmu
jos ne svice rujna zora.
Na skriveno te vodim mesto
gde su i nocu tople stene.
Montenegro, Montenegro, zove tebe, zove tebe,
Montenegro, Montenegro zove mene.
Ja cu ti praviti od planinskog bilja
lju-bavne kre-me
ponesi osmeh i u velikoj flasi