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Sean McCarthy wakes up from a haunting dream to discover a mysterious pair of doctors in his apartment. They tell him that an aerosol device planted by terrorists infected him with a deadly virus while he was taking the New York City subway system to see a play starring his girlfriend, Megan. They do not believe that Sean will live very much longer. As they treat him nonetheless, Sean loses consciousness and drifts between reality and the dream-like memories of his last encounter with Megan, their conversations mixing with the words he overhears from the doctors. When a security guard accidentally informs Sean that the disease is spreading in the general populace, he decides to break out and make sure Megan is unharmed. But the virus may have weakened him too much to be able to make his escape.
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Pirate hunter Captain Edward Reynolds and his blond first mate, Jules Steel, return where they are recruited by a shady governor general to find a darkly sinister Chinese empress pirate, named Xifing, and her group of Arab cutthroats, whom are trying to resurrect the late Victor Stagnetti, the world's most feared pirate, from the grave to bring on world domination. When Jules is captured and enslaved by the Xifing, Reynolds must rely on his sword-fighting ally, Olivia, to take on the supernatural forces at work surrounding the lethal Xifing.
Keywords: anal-sex, ass-to-mouth, bare-breasts, bisexual-girl, blow-job, boat, breast-suckling, cumshot, cunnilingus, ejaculation
Proceed At Yer Own Risk
[after seeing the monsterious Kraken emerge from the ocean towards his ship]::Capt. Edward Reynolds: Oh no, this is getting fucking ridiculous!
Marco: Wu, reload those guns! Your captain is about to get eaten by a giant sea squid! Now is not the time to talk about this, Wu! Wu? Wu, can you hear me?::Wu Chow: [enters] I can hear you!::Marco: What are you doing up here on deck? Get down below and load those guns!::Wu Chow: Not until you agree to marry my sister.::Ai Chow: Yes, agree to marry me.::Marco: Okay, yes. I'll marry her. If it makes you feel any better, I'll marry you. Now, go down there and load those weapons!::Wu Chow: [exits] You don't have to shout!
Capt. Edward Reynolds: Her weakness is chow mein?::Wu Chow: Yes captain.::Capt. Edward Reynolds: Jules! We're gonna need a shitload of chow mein!::Jules Steel: Edward, he's joking.::Wu Chow: Ya! Just because I'm Chinese doesn't mean I know every Chinese captain!
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Swash and unbuckle. In 1763, the Caribbean is awash in pirates. The worst is Stagnetti, backed by his bloodthirsty first mate, Serena. He wants the Scepter of Inca, which gives its owner great powers. To remove it from remote Calaveras Island, he needs the Dagger of Ataljuapa as well as the aid of a descendant of the family to whom the Scepter was entrusted. So, he kidnaps Manuel Valenzuela, honeymooning with the lovely Isabella. On Stagnetti's trail are pirate hunters, Captain Edward Reynolds and Jules, his commander. Edward's a bit clueless, but he does rescue Isabella. Once Stagnetti has the Dagger, the stage is set for the clash of good and evil.
Keywords: bare-breasts, bisexual-girl, blow-job, boat, breast-suckling, cumshot, cunnilingus, ejaculation, erection, fellatio
Capt. Edward Reynolds: I AM the greatest pirate hunter in the world!
Capt. Edward Reynolds: Dead skeletons tell no tales.
Wu Chow: It not my fault, I need more potassium!
Capt. Edward Reynolds: Fuck that shit, run!
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In 1700 a British naval officer, Lt. Brian Hawke, goes undercover to infiltrate Madagascar-based pirates who have been attacking ships on the route to India. There is an instant attraction between Hawke and pirate Captain Prudence "Spitfire" Stevens, an independent woman who is any man's equal. Jealousies arise when Hawke, aboard Captain Roc Brasiliano's ship, rescues the pretty Princess Patma, daughter of the Moghul Emperor. Having obtained the information he set out for - the gun placements for the pirates' hideaway - he spikes the guns and signals the British fleet. The Princess is Brasiliano's prisoner however and there is one final confrontation before Hawke can save her and make his escape.
Keywords: 1700s, 18th-century, bare-chested-male, bare-chested-male-bondage, battle, beating, beauty-mark, bitch-slap, blood-on-back, british-navy
He Ravished The Pirate Port Of Madagascar To Steal The Love Of Its Corsair Queen!
Thundering Guns and Clahing Steel bring you the greatest adventure of them all!
Captain Moisson: I deeply regret the necessity for this flogging.::Brian Hawke: Thank you, sir. I don't think the flogger needed to have carried it out with such gusto.::Captain Moisson: You requested the customary lashing.::Brian Hawke: I know, sir. Of course, you could have done me the favor of denying it. I swear he took a particular pleasure in having an officer under his cat.::Captain Moisson: Should you fail, you'll look back on flogger Flower's lashing as a pleasant afternoon's pastime.
Brian Hawke: If only I had as much of the game as you give me the name.
Lord Portland: Brave men are not forgotten.::Brian Hawke: Thank you, but sometimes they don't live long enough to be remembered.
Capt. Roc Brasiliano: [to Hawke] I don't like the cut of your sail.
Capt. Roc Brasiliano: Belike you'll tell the truth now. [He throws razor on his left] You best speak the truth or the carrion will feed on your guts before the sun sets.::Swaine: [Frightened] I took no bounty. [Roc throws a knife on his right side]::Capt. Roc Brasiliano: [Holding a third blade] Now place the truth on your tongue, or I will place this knife between the other two.
Prudence 'Spitfire' Stevens: I kiss when I feel like it, Hawke, and see that you remember that!
Prudence 'Spitfire' Stevens: You'rea regular rooster, aren't you?::Brian Hawke: And why not, Madam? You seem to be a high-spirited chick yourself.
Capt. Roc Brasiliano: [Threatening] I'm giving you fair warning, Hawke!::Brian Hawke: [Unconcerned] That's very generous of you, Captain. I'll give it the fair attention it deserves.
Crop-ear Collins: [to Hawke about his new, beautiful wife] Now that I got her, what does I do with her?
Prudence 'Spitfire' Stevens: My father taught me howt o defend myself against rough men, but he told me he could only warn me about gentlemen.
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In revolution-torn China, American mercenary O'Hara is entrusted with a perilous mission, to get arms for the helpless authorities in a province ravaged by warlord General Yang. On the train to Shanghai, he meets Judy Perrie, whose father is in league with Yang. Will Judy regret agreeing to lure O'Hara to his doom, and if so, can she make it up to him? The balance of power seesaws to a perilous conclusion.
Keywords: china, mercenary, warlord
O'Hara: I like people too much to shoot. But it's a dark year and a hard night.
O'Hara: We could've made wonderful music together.
Judy Perrie: Maybe some day there'll be a law to abolish the blues. Something big, like an amendment to the Constitution. For all of us.
O'Hara: You ask me why I'm for oppressed people? Because I've got a background of oppression myself, and O'Haras and elephants never forget.
Judy Perrie: If I believed like that in anything... I'd do a dance.
O'Hara: [to Judy] Let me tell you, dreamboat. Don't think I fell for you. A tree with a flower on: I'd've fallen for that, the way I was feeling. A fish on a dish would-a got me.
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Priam Farrel is a celebrated artist but a social recluse. When his valet dies of a sudden illness, a mix-up leads to the body being identified as Farrel's. The timid artist then assumes the identity of his former servant, but finds himself faced with constant dilemmas as a result.
Keywords: abbey, based-on-play, london-england, mistaken-identity, westminster-abbey-london
HE'S NOT HIMSELF! ...Even his bride thinks he's two other fellows...!
She was the better half of his double life.
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Oxford has a diverse economic base. Its industries include motor manufacturing, education, publishing and a large number of information technology and science-based businesses.
Buildings in Oxford demonstrate an example of every English architectural period since the arrival of the Saxons, including the iconic, mid-18th century Radcliffe Camera. Oxford is known as the "city of dreaming spires", a term coined by poet Matthew Arnold in reference to the harmonious architecture of Oxford's university buildings. The University of Oxford is the oldest university in the English-speaking world.
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David Vaughan Icke (pronounced /aɪk/, or IKE, born 29 April 1952) is an English writer and public speaker, best known for his views on what he calls "who and what is really controlling the world." Describing himself as the most controversial speaker in the world, he is the author of 19 books and has attracted a global following that cuts across the political spectrum. His 533-page The Biggest Secret (1999) has been called "the Rosetta Stone for conspiracy junkies."
Icke was a well-known BBC television sports presenter and spokesman for the Green Party, when in 1990 a psychic told him he was a healer who had been placed on Earth for a purpose, and that the spirit world was going to pass messages to him so he could educate others. In March 1991 he held a press conference to announce that he was a "Son of the Godhead" – a phrase he said later the media had misunderstood – and the following month told the BBC's Terry Wogan show that the world would soon be devastated by tidal waves and earthquakes. He said the show changed his life, turning him from a respected household name into someone who was laughed at whenever he appeared in public.
Mehdi Hasan is a British journalist who has worked in television current affairs and the national press.
After graduating from Christ Church, Oxford in 2000, with a degree in Philosophy, Politics and Economics (PPE), he began his working life answering the phones on the ITN newsdesk, before working as a researcher and then producer on LWT's Jonathan Dimbleby programme, with a brief period in between on BBC1's The Politics Show. He then became deputy executive producer on Sky's breakfast show Sunrise before moving to Channel 4 in June 2007 as their editor of news and current affairs.
He has appeared four times on the BBC Question Time: on 13 May 2010, 23 September 2010, 10 February 2011 and 8 December 2011. He also makes frequent appearances on the Sunday morning programme The Big Questions.
He has been appointed as a new presenter on Al Jazeera's English News Channel and will be presenting the new series of "The Cafe" starting in July 2012.
He was appointed senior editor (politics) at the New Statesman in the late spring of 2009, but left the post in May 2012 to take up a post as political director at The Huffington Post website. Political Correspondent Rafael Behr replaced him at the Statesman, although Hasan will continue to write a weekly column.
Hamza Yusuf Hanson is an American Islamic scholar, and (with Zaid Shakir and Hatem Bazian) is co-founder of Zaytuna College in Berkeley, California, United States. He is a convert to Islam, and is one of the signatories of A Common Word Between Us and You, an open letter by Islamic scholars to Christian leaders, calling for peace and understanding. He has described the 9/11 attacks as "an act of 'mass murder, pure and simple'". Condemning the attacks, he has also stated "Islam was hijacked ... on that plane as an innocent victim".The Guardian newspaper in the United Kingdom reported that he "is arguably the west's most influential Islamic scholar" and added that "many Muslims find his views hard to stomach."
Hamza Yusuf was born to two academics in Washington State and raised in Northern California. In 1977, he became Muslim and subsequently traveled to the Muslim world and studied for ten years in the United Arab Emirates, Saudi Arabia, as well as North and West Africa. Hamza Yusuf spent four years studying in the United Arab Emirates and elsewhere in the Middle East. Later he traveled to West Africa and studied in Mauritania, Medina, Algeria, and Morocco under such scholars as Murabit al Haaj; Baya bin Salik, head of the Islamic court in Al-'Ain, United Arab Emirates; Muhammad Shaybani, Mufti of Abu Dhabi; Hamad al-Wali; and Muhammad al-Fatrati of Al Azhar University in Cairo, Egypt.[citation needed] After more than a decade abroad, he returned to the United States and earned degrees in nursing from Imperial Valley College and religious studies at San José State University.[citation needed]