sex pays. love costs.
X: [narrating] Forgive me, Father, for I was wrathful.
X: [narrating] Forgive me Father, I was selfish.
X: [narrating] Forgive me Father, I felt lustful.
Joey: Don't be such a dick pump.
X: [narrating] Forgive me Father, I was too lazy to do more than pretend everything would be alright.
Joey: [after spotting a guy with "Ding" shirt and another guy with "Dong" shirt together] I want my Ding.::Andrew: I want my Dong.
Andrew: [places bag of fertilizer in flower bed] Got shit?
X: [narrating] Forgive me Father, I was too proud to admit he was right.
Cheyenne: Hey, Uncle X.::X: [distracted at sight of Andrew and Matthew together] Oh, hey Cheyenne.::Cheyenne: This makes you my uncle, doesn't it?::X: I think it would be something more like your brother-in-law.::Cheyenne: [the two see Andrew and Matthew kiss] Maybe ex-brother-in-law.
X: [narrating] Forgive me Father, I consumed more than I required.
Chaps ( /ˈʃæps/ or /ˈtʃæps/) are sturdy coverings for the legs consisting of leggings and a belt. They are buckled on over trousers with the chaps' integrated belt, but unlike trousers they have no seat and are not joined at the crotch. They are designed to provide protection for the legs and are usually made of leather or a leather-like material. They are most commonly associated with the cowboy culture of the American west as a protective garment to be used when riding a horse through brushy terrain. In the modern world, they are worn for both practical work purposes and for exhibition or show use.
The earliest form of protective leather garment used by mounted riders who herded cattle in Spain and Mexico were called armas, which meant "shields." They were essentially two large pieces of cowhide that were used as a protective apron of sorts. They attached to the horn of the rider's stock saddle, and were spread across both the horse's chest and the rider's legs. From this early and rather cumbersome design came modifications that placed the garment entirely on the rider, and then style variations adapted as vaqueros and later, cowboys moved up from Mexico into the Pacific coast and northern Rockies of what today is the United States and Canada. There is also evidence that certain design features may also descend from the mountain men, who copied them from the leggings worn by Native Americans. Different styles developed to fit the local climate, terrain and hazards. Designs were also modified for purely stylistic and decorative purposes. The time of actual appearance of the garment on American cowboys is uncertain. By the late 1870s, however, most Texas cowboys wore them as the cattle industry moved north. By 1884, the Dictionary of American Regional English notes use of the word in Wyoming, spelled "schaps."
You and I in a little toy shop
Buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got
Set them free at the break of dawn
Til one by one, they were gone
Back at base, bugs in the software
Flash the message, "Somethings out there"
Floating in the summer sky
99 red balloons go by
99 red balloons floating in the summer sky
Panic bells, it's a red alert
There's something here from somewhere else
The war machine springs to life
And opens up one eager eye
Focusing it in the sky
99 red balloons go by
99 Decision Street, where 99 ministers meet
To worry, worry, super-scurry
Call the troops out in a hurry
This is what we've waiting for
This is it boys, this is war
The president is on the line
99 red balloons go by
99 Knights of the air
Ride super-high-tech jet fighters
Everyone's a Silverhero
Everyone's a captain Kirk
With orders to identify
To clarify and classify
Scramble in the summer sky
99 red ballons go by
99 red balloons go by
99 dreams I have had
In everyone a red ballon
Now it's all over and I'm standin' pretty
In this dust that was a city
If I could find a souvenir
Just to prove the world was here...
And here is a red balloon
I think of you and let it go
There was cow on a farm grazing peacefully
A mother, a father perhaps a baby
It dosen't know its fate
Chorus
Don't eat Oscar Meyer weiners
They are bad 4 you
They are made from things
That used to feel like you
The herded masses, move one by one
On to a damp truck where they are promptly strung
With the thought of nver going home
They were raised ro be slaughtered, not experienced life
Soon to be blend with a buchers knife
No mercy, no thought, no hope
That's why we say
Chorus
Don't eat Oscar Meyer weiners
They are bad 4 you
They are made from things
That used to feel like you
Cows and pigs weren't meant as meat
These animals some humans eat
Go find yourself a veggie treat
Take the innocence off the heat
Don't eat meat
There's a place where all the hipcats go
They dance and frolic to and fro
Alcohol is plentiful and flows like a river
The dress code is big socks and polka dotted kniCkers
Come here to play
Come and spend some time
Don't even have to stand in line
All the gangstaz come to the door
They're looking for a fight
But we sure showed them didn't we
Now that's an Italian goodnight
Come here to play
Come and spend some time
C'mon let's go down to the lake tonight
There's gonna be a bloody fight
It gives me a rush I can never get
From breaking shit - who can forget about
Those stupid kids who dress all weird
You know the ones - those fucking queers
By the end of the night they'll get the betz
'Cause I'm so macho and they're so weak
Chorus
I'm gonna beat your face in w. my big wooden
Spikey bat - if you cry I'll do it harder
Just remember I've got a gat under my shirt
I'm good to flirt always looking always alert
The ladies love me I'm so fly
But in the end I get denied
I'm so big and tough and cool
How come I only fight @ school
I get respect from my friends that I deserve
School spirit is so great
I love the pride and learn to hate
It's another life's lesson that school will say
To conform to the system in every way
Chorus
You're so dead tonight
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On to be the sunshine on your window pane
Looking from a different perspective again
He steps on people like walking through air
that's ok for him because he just doesn't care
Take your time build it up and burn it down
Lives in a house with a velvatube blinds
Wines and beers and coffees of all different kinds
Living life in stupid patterns a bore
Your better off living like some dirty street whore
Take your time build it up and burn it down
Singled out and giving in - right when life
Starts to begin - now running away
In defiance - no more braindead compliance
He was gone so long - run out of luck
He doesn't know but he's a shmuch - his
Best freind is a yellow duck - that's why
He is such a dumb fuck!
I don't know what I want from this life
I know I want more than I have
And could ever hope to grasp
And I will lose control if I don't
Speak my mind and come up w. a
new way of life
Chorus
Sink and fall under again
Only to come up begging 4
What u already had
You think that you and
All your friends are so damn cool
Well who the hell are you anyway
I know this place where all the
People get along - too bad it's only in my dreams
And then there's u you stupid bitch
Walking down the hall and
Calling me names
Meredith and Jenny were just two friends
Until Meredtih undid Jenny's braw w. just 1 hand
Now they're in the shower eating strawberries 'n' whip cream
Whip cream has milk in it so Mega-death had rice dream
The city streets are cleaned w. blood from the night
A 2 way struggle where the oppressed are right
It comes time to be rid of the dark
The day gives it gas and produces the spark
Welcome to this state of daylight seduction
From dream to voice to predicted corruption
Power is a handicap that begins in the head
Applied to reality once harmony now dead
Chorus
We will not rest till everyone's free
Every person in this world unity
Power and control is something that is not for me
Lower the bridge and feel for the night
Call it abuse they don't want to fight
We won't get off your backs cuz we've got hope
And we know we're right
Dictated by the sun let moon be the slave
Facists in power, they spit on black graves
When one's ideals are finally put into sight
Destroy their politics, bring down the right
The tune is called unity and everyone can sing
Let's stand tall and let it ring
Free minds free speech, a cleared up head
Time to Tango in Tahiti
Shake it up in South Miami
Disco under Paris lights
Meringue through Italian Nights
Feel the beat of Barcelona
It's a party down in Roma
So every boy grab a girl
Feel the rhythm of the world
Dreaming of exotic
Sounds of melody
Sarah's party princess
Hopping global seas
She wants to know the world
Of music, love and dance
Stylish faces, hottest places
Raving in the sand
Around the globe, Tokyo,
Mexico, go go go
She's grooving, moving to a
Different sound
Escapade, Rome to Spain
Booty shake, records play
DJ spins that world around
Time to Tango in Tahiti
Shake it up in South Miami
Disco under Paris lights
Meringue through Italian Nights
Feel the beat of Barcelona
It's a party down in Roma
So every boy grab a girl
Feel the rhythm of the world
Caribbean whispers, Casablancan stars
If dream of Rio Dancers on your arms
Then cross the borderline for
Body shots of fun
Hedonism, mysticism, Casanova on the run
Across the sea, every girl
Japanese, Portuguese
Will have you on your knees
Dance on bars, Cha Cha Cha
Fast as cars, Oh la la
Do you hear the global beat
Time to Tango in Tahiti
Shake it up in South Miami
Disco under Paris lights
Meringue through Italian Nights
Feel the beat of Barcelona
It's a party down in Roma
So every boy grab a girl
Feel the rhythm of the world
Body freakin'in Rio
Freestylin'up in 'Frisco
Breakdancinín Ibiza
Bodies leaning close in Pisa
Time to Two-Step in London
Riverdancin'in Dublin
So every boy and girl
Feel the Rhythm of the world
See the Vegas neon lights
Taste the hot Moroccan nights
Baby, Rumba, Two Step,
Freestyle, feels so right
Come and take your chances,
Of a 100 dances
Feel the drum and bass
Of every race
DJ take a spin, let the global
Love begin
Time to Tango in Tahiti
Shake it up in South Miami
Disco under Paris lights
Meringue through Italian Nights
Feel the beat of Barcelona
It's a party down in Roma
So every boy grab a girl
Feel the rhythm of the world
Body freakin'in Rio
Freestylin'up in 'Frisco
Breakdancinín Ibiza
Bodies leaning close in Pisa
Time to Two-Step in London
Riverdancin'in Dublin
So every boy and girl
Verse 1:
(Rach-l)
I just wanna thank you
For being a friend
Together we made it
Together we stand
All the times we've been blessed
Those times were the best
(Peter)
You give me the good times
We always have fun
You followed me true from
The day we begun
Though it's time to go on
I won't leave you alone
Chorus:
Ne ver saying goodbye to you
Cause I'm coming back for more
And that is for sure
I will always be there for you
I'll be singing and dancing
I swear I do
You're the best
There is no one like you
Verse 2:
(Cilla)
I wish that it wasn't
The end of the show
You gotta remember
That I never let go
Make a promise to you
I'll be seeing you soon
(Kevin)
The lights will go down
But you're not out of sight
Bringing a new song
With you on my mind
Though it's time to go on
I won't leave you alone
Chorus:
Ne ver saying goodbye to you
Cause I'm coming back for more
And that is for sure
I will always be there for you
I'll be singing and dancing
I swear I do
You're the best
There is no one like you
verse 3:
I'll be missing, reminissing
Always remember
We together, feeling better
Better than when I'm by myself
Chor us:
Never saying goodbye to you
Cause I'm coming back for more
And that is for sure
I will always be there for you
I'll be singing and dancing
I swear I do
You're the best
There is no one like you
Saying goodbye to you
Cause I'm coming back for more
And that is for sure
I will always be there for you
I'll be singing and dancing
I swear I do
You're the best
Cowboy cowboy
Riding in a rodeo
can i be the one for you
Cowboy cowboy
your my little romeo
Let me be your cowgirl to
When i see you
Shiffer and Shake
i wanna be the one for you
your me hero but not on a horse
let me be the one for you
and everytime i'm looking to you
i'm hoping you will look at me to
and everytime i'm dreaming of you
I'm hoping that my dream will come true
cowboy cowboy
riding in a rodeo
can i be the one for you
cowboy cowboy
your my little romeo
let me be your cowgirl to
When the sunset the prerry on fire
will you be the one for me
Blood is burning, you light up my eye
you can be the one for me
and everytime i'm seeing your smile
you make me wanne smile at you to
and everytime my heart goes wild
i'm hoping that my dream will come true
Cowboy cowboy
Riding in a rodeo
can i be the one for you
Cowboy cowboy
your my little romeo
Let me be your cowgirl to
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Cowboy cowboy
Riding in a rodeo
can i be the one for you
Cowboy cowboy
your my little romeo
Let me be your cowgirl to
Cowboy cowboy
Riding in a rodeo
can i be the one for you
Cowboy cowboy
your my little romeo
Let me be your cowgirl to
“Attention, attention, calling Chipz, calling Chipz.
There’s been an UFO sighting on the interstate highway 517.”
“Rach-L to controle, I’m ready for a cover-up.”
There’s something strange knocking on your door,
you don’t know who to turn to, can’t take it anymore.
There’s something weird right above your roof,
you don’t know who to call, there’s an E.T. on the move.
Chipz is back, we are back in black.
Making up a story, as we cover any tracks.
Who you gonna call when your home alone, who you gonna call tonight?
Who you gonna call in the twilight zone, Chipz is gonna make it right!
Chipz is back,
back in black,
Chipz is back!
“The UFO is moving south, I repeat, the UFO is moving south.”
There’s something strange crawling on the floor,
you’re running to your neighbours, you can’t take it anymore.
There’s something odd, you feel it in your hair,
the UFO is lifting as you look up in the air.
Chipz is back, we are back in black.
Making up a story as we cover any tracks.
Who you gonna call when your home alone, who you gonna call tonight?
Who you gonna call in the twilight zone, Chipz is gonna make it right! (Chipz is back)
Who you gonna call when your home alone, who you gonna call tonight? (Come on)
Who you gonna call in the twilight zone, Chipz is gonna make it right!
“Kevin to our cause, I found the UFO, and I’m preparing to step inside.”
We’re checking up and down,
we’re looking all arround,
we’re going into places where the aliens are found. (2x)
Chipz is back, (Yeah)
we are back in black. (Come on)
Making up a story, as we cover any tracks.
Who you gonna call when your home alone, who you gonna call tonight? (Who you gonna call)
Who you gonna call in the twilight zone, Chipz is gonna make it right! (The UFO is neutralized)
Who you gonna call when your home alone, who you gonna call tonight? (We’re heading back to base)
Who you gonna call in the twilight zone, Chipz is gonna make it right!
Chipz versus the most fearsome of the seven seas
Captain James Hook
Here we go!
Nanananana
Ohoh wah oh wee oh (4x)
He’s back, the man with the hook
Back again
The king of the pirates
We jump, into the book
You don’t wanna miss the adventure
This is a pirates life
I guess it is
This time we’re gonna fight
Come on, we’re ready
And all you have to do
Just think one happy thought
And you will fly again
(Revenge is mine)
[Chorus]
Captain Hook, Captain Hook
And Peter Pan
Captain Hook, Captain Hook
In Neverland
You’re such a crook
Now, Captain Hook
One can tell by your look
Captain Hook
Nanananana
Ohoh wah oh wee oh (2x)
Tinkerbell and the Lost Boys are here
In line, on a quest for the treasure
We stand without any fear
We got to pull them out of the water
This is a pirates life
I guess it is
This time we’re gonna fly
Come on, we’re ready
And all you have to do
Just think one happy thought
And you will fly again
(Do it again)
[Chorus] (2x)
Peter, come back and fight me
Haha
Are you ready, poppy
Hahahaha
He crows, he fights, he flies
Muahahahahaha
Nanananana
Ohoh wah oh wee oh (2x)
You are such a crook
Now, Captain Hook
One can tell by your look
even if its only one day
say im your no one
i've been watching you boy
every move that you make
now i know in my heart that you got what it takes
the way you making me feel
you fill my body with heat
now i know that it's sure that you got what i need
the way you watching me it really gets my fantasy
so keep on looking baby on and on
(chorus)
say im your no 1
and we will have some fun
i just wanna hear you say ( i wanna, i just wanna)
say im your no 1 and i'll shine like the sun
even if it's only one day (oewaha)
say im your no 1
now whatever i do
heading straight for my door
it feels good but i think i am losing control
your the one that i want
if you commit my tears
you will know baby you have got nothing to fear
just turn around and see cause you're the only one for me
so come on baby show me love
(chorus)
say i'm your no 1
and we will have some fun
i just wanna hear you say ( i wanna, i just wanna )
say i'm your no 1 and i'll shine like the sun
even if it's only one day ( oewaha )
(chorus)
say i'm your no 1
and we will have some fun
i just wanna hear you say ( i wanna, i just wanna )
say i'm your no 1 and i'll shine like the sun
even if it's only one day
you're running around
moving in circles
how will i know if she loves me
my life is just such a story
it's luck will change
to turn a new page
the way you're watching me it really gets my fantasy
so keep on looking baby on and on