Plot
The Croods is a prehistoric comedy adventure that follows the world's first family as they embark on a journey of a lifetime when the cave that has always shielded them from danger is destroyed. Traveling across a spectacular landscape, the Croods discover an incredible new world filled with fantastic creatures -- and their outlook is changed forever.
Keywords: animal-costume, bare-chested-male, bird, blockbuster, boy-girl-relationship, boy-meets-girl, burned, captive, carnivorous-plant, cave
Are you better off now than you were 4 million years ago?
Meet the first modern family.
The Journey Begins
Everything Begins
Eep: [Grug hugs Eep] This is good... what do you call this?::Grug: I call it... a hug. Because it rhymes with Grug; but you can always change it if you don't like it.::Eep: No, [Hugs Grug] I like it.
Grug: Three days is not forever!::Eep: It is with this family.
Guy: Okay, open them. I call them shoes.::Eep: [Opens her eyes and screams in panic and excitement] I *LOVE* them! Where are my feet!::Guy: Don't worry! They're still there.
Grug: Splitting up is a bad idea, it is much safer if we stay together [Notices Guy and Eep very close and separates them] Except for you two. You need to be separate.
Gran: Mom, we're ready to leave. Mom?::[Silence, Grug Looks Hopefully]::Gran: Still alive!::Grug: It's still early.::Gran: And You're still fat!
[repeated line]::Grug: Release the baby!
Ugga: [Wearing a wig] Honey, what's that on your head?::Gran: It's called desperation.::Grug: I call it a rug. Rhymes with Grug.::[points to boulder]::Grug: And this is a ride. Also rhymes with Grug.::Guy: That doesn't rhyme.
Gran: I was in love once. He was a hunter, I was a gatherer. It was quite the scandal. We fed each other berries, we danced. Then father bashed him on the head and traded me to your grandfather.
Grug: [Smears mud on Thunk's face] Paintings are so passe. I call this a snapshot. [Hits Thunk on the face with a flat rock, leaving an impression of his face]::Thunk: Can we do that again? I think I blinked.
Grug: Don't. It could be dangerous.::Eep: Dad, you always say that.::Guy: Careful.::Eep: Oh, okay. [Grug sighs in exasperation]
Belt may refer to:
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I wouldn't sell my belt to industry
So they carded me, and they carted me off.
Naked but that belt around my waist
It was my father's once. I still see his face.
I said whoa oh oh, they carted me off.
I said whoa oh oh oh oh, they carted me...
But I managed to escape the good Gendarme.
I fled through field and farm, stripped of natural charm.
Naked but that belt I wear so well,
P-p-p-past the pyramids and the liberty bell.
I said whoa oh oh, they carted me off.
I said whoa oh oh oh oh, they carted me...
Hey!
This is something I have to do for myself.
Yeah, this is something I have to do for myself.
I have to for myself,
I have to for myself.
Yeah, yeah
I ignored the sheep and shepherds on my way.
What can their small words say when they say them that way?
Bathed in sweat, feathered as a crow.
I laid a beating of the sleet and snow with my frostbitten toes.
I remain unrecognized in my hometown
Beneath my monstrous gown of feathery down.
But I gathered up an army made of those
Who aimed to shake them from their repose.
And we took up weapons, yeah
And we took off our clothes.
And we took up weapons, yeah
And we took off our...
Hey!
This is something I have to do for myself.
Yeah, this is something I have to do for myself.
I have to for myself,
I have to for myself, yeah
So what say you and all your friends meet all of my friends in the alley tonight?
Yeah, what say you and all your friends step up to my friends in the alley tonight?
Yeah, what say you and all your friends meet all of my friends in the alley tonight?
Yeah, what say you and all your friends step up to my friends in the alley tonight?
Beein livin' with your shit too long
You know it gotta end
yell to me sing your song
You know its gotta end
You just been around too long to still be my friend
Try and talk it out with you
Lets not pretend
Now's the time
Today's the day to show you what I fail to say
I gotta stick
I got some friends
This is where your story end
Right now we're gonna belt
Right now you don't look so well
That right you can't walk so well
Go on, give it a chance
May I ask for this dance
You're fucked up
We were found by rocks and cliffs
And with restless words we set about
To settle down by the long tall pines a...
Final chance to escape from these crowds
But I'm so hopeful about me know
I feel so safe with nothing much
As you came to confuse my life with...
Your simple thrills and a force-fed love
Watch yourself, watch yourself now
It's your life, it's your life
Take good care, take good care now
It's alright, it's alright
I'm so tired of all the wasted
Time you slept in our finest hour
But there's a thread that will keep us tied to
Your safe routine and a friendly smile
Watch yourself, watch yourself now
It's your life, it's your life
Take good care, take good care now
It's alright, it's alright
I'll watch burn here in California
But we'll survive here, we'll survive here
We'll survive here, we'll survive here
we'll survive here, we'll survive here
You get the feeling this is your last shot
Watch yourself, watch yourself now
It's your life, it's your life
Take good care, take good care now