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• Three Second Memory - Lee Evans
• The Suicide Song - Lee Evans
• Philosipher Life - Lee Evans
• Nine Times Out Of 10 - Lee Evans
• Land Of Your ForeFathers - Lee Evans
• 3 Second Memory - Lee Evans
• The Earth Is A Special Place - Lee Evans
• Lee's View On The World - Lee Evans
• Somebody - Lee Evans
• That's How It Is - Lee Evans
• Lee Evans - Lee Evans

Gotta 3 second memory
I live for now and not what is or isn't to be
Yeah that’s me
I gotta 3 second memory
Whatever you tell me...
Oh it's gone in 3...c'est la vie
Well I never get the feeling
There's anything that I’m missing
I'm way too busy living my life
It's such a strife
I don't try to think about
The ins or the outs
I'm way to busy trying to figure out the here and now
What’s that all about?
If I gotta choose
I get all confused
Haven’t got a clue
Of anything that's new
Or who the hell is who
If I gotta choose
I get all bemused
The moment I loose... ohhhh
The time to just muse
Just be amused
I never get the feeling
There's anything that I’m missing
I'm way too busy living my life
Life such a strife
I don't try to think about
The ins or the outs
I'm way to busy trying to figure out the here and now
What’s that all about?
I got no plans
For my life span
Whenever I can
Yeah I flim and I flam
Yeah that's ying and a yang
I got no plans
'cus I don't understand
Whenever I can
Ohhh I sing a song that I sang
The one I just began
I never get the feeling
There's anything that I’m missing
I'm way too busy living my life
It's such a strife
I don't try to think about
The ins or the outs
I'm way too busy trying to figure out the here and now
Oh what’s that all about?
Do be doo
Do do do do dooo... ohhh
Do be do
Do be do be dooo... ohhh
I never get the feeling
There's anything that I’m missing
I'm way too busy living my life
Life is such a strife
I don't try to think about
The ins or the outs
I'm way too busy trying to figure out the here and now
Yeah, what’s that all about?
Do be doo
Do do do do dooo
Do be do
Do be do be dooo

There was a young man from Gosham
who took out his bollocks to wash 'em.
His wife said "Jack if you don't put them back, ill
stand on the bastards and squash 'em".
Took a bottle of sleeping pills
nothing really happened not until
I felt slighty unstable, after looking at the label
they were my wife hormone replacement pills
and my voice went up a semi-tone
and now you can call me Joan, and I've lost half a
stone
I'm happy, go lucky, things come easy to me
and it's getting me down, I just wanner be six feet
under ground.
I jumped from a bridge, but what I did not invisage
as I neared the ground, there was a tightening sound,
I caught my braces on the side of the fucking bridge.
And I shot up and down again twice,
I felt revitalised,
it was probably the best time I have had in all my
fucking life.
Oh yes, I'm happy go lucky.
Things come easy to me, and quite frankly its getting
me down,
I just want to be six feet under ground.
I tired cutting me wrists, I tired but I missed.
I caught myself somewhere else instead,
in fact right between me legs.
And now I go and see a gynaecologist
and they tried to stich it back on,
but they stiched it all wrong,
and now it points in a funny direction,
no straight up!!!
I'm happy, go lucky. Why do things come easy to me?
And it's getting me down.
I just want to be under the ground.
And it won't be long, soon as I finish this song.
Happy go lucky! Yeah, yeah.
Why do things come easy to me? Oh!
It's getting me down, I just want to be under the
ground. Yeah!
Yeah, it's getting me down.
I just want to be under the ground. Yeah!

No ever tells you everythings gonna be owright
An no body ever tellllllllls you ever things is gonna a be ok
And the day that you ride you gonna slap your ass and keep on moving
If only you were you, ve got to move to your left
You, ve got to move to your right
You, ve gotta be a moving talking and that's my philosipher allright

I wake up in the morning and I open my eyes
and I look out the window and up to the skies
and I wonder, yes I wonder is this all there is
I stroll in the bathroom, take a look in the mirror
My head is a vacuum and nothing is clearer
And I wonder, how did my life get to this
I stumble downstairs and I stand in the hall
and I stare at the letters across the floor
and no one has even remembered
I grab me a bottle and I pour me a glass
And I swore on the gospel but that didn't last
Straight to the brain it numbs the pain and the past
Look up at the picture hanging on the wall
Me and you when we had it all
Funny oh that money I can recall
Then one day you just up and gone
Round about the time it all went wrong
Leaving me all alone
He was a funny man
He could make you laugh, make you cry
My, my oh my,
He would roam from town to town
And the folks would come from miles around
Killer routines, the songs he sings
The funniest man you've ever seen
Well If I could go round again
Feel the love from the crowd, again
I bet you nine times out, out of ten
Well I could do it again
Oh, I could do it again
From the kitchen chair I can look out and see
The empty swing and our favourite tree
I was never around when you fell down and grazed your
knee
Well I'm sorry son
Why can't I be there to see you ride your bike
To pick you up and to hold you tight
Kiss it better and tell you it's gonna be all right
I just didn't see it slip away
My life my soul gave it all away
Just to hear them say
He was a funny man
He could make you laugh, make you cry
My, my oh my,
He would roam from town to town
And the folks would come from miles around
Killer routines, the songs he sings
The funniest man you've ever seen
Well If I could go round again
Feel the love from the crowd, again
I bet you nine times out, out of ten
Well I could do it again
Oh, I could do it again
Customary bow before I go
Curtain falls, on my final show
The lights go down all around just a glow
There it is all said and done
Something in there for everyone
Watch out hallelujah, here I come
Now they would stand, and they would cheer
I can see it now, as if it were all, right, here
He was a funny man
He could make you laugh, make you cry
My, my oh my,
He would roam from town to town
And the folks would come from miles around
Killer routines, the songs he sings
The funniest man you've ever seen
Well If I could go round again
Feel the love from the crowd, again
I bet you nine times out, out of ten
Well I could do it again
Oh, I could do it again
If I could go round again
Feel the love from the crowd, again
I bet you nine times out, out of ten
Well I could do it again
Oh, you know I could do it again
If I could go round again
Feel the love from the crowd, again
I bet you nine times out, out of ten
Well I could do it again
Oh, you know could do it again

This is the Land of your Forefathers,
This is the land of your history,
And you may travel over corners,
But you'll always come back to me.
And the man said, oh the man said,
Yes the man said to me, ohhhh the man said,
Yes the man said, Yess the man said to me,
He said, He said, ohhhh woooow woooow
This is what he said to me, ohhhhh This is what he said to me,
Don't you worry son the hills and mountains you look apon
It's in your Blood It's in your soul
And it will be till you grow old, Take my hand and I'll show you a land waaaa
aaaaaaaaaaales, take my hand and I'll show you the land they call waaaaaaaaaales, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllles, waaaaaaaales,

Got a three second memory,
I live for now 'n nobodys reserve to be,
Yeah that's me,
I got a three second memory,
Whatever you tell me....it's gone in three,
Yeah Cest la vie.
Well I never get the feeling,
There's anything that I'm missing,
I'm way too busy living my life, it's such a strife,
I don't try to think about,
The ins or the outs,
I'm way too busy trying to figure out the here and now,
Yeah what's that all about.
If I gotta choose,
I get all confused,
Haven't got a clue, ahhh of anything that's new,
Or who the hell is who,
If I gotta choose,
I get all bemused,
The moment I lose, the time to just muse, just be amused.
I never get the feeling,
There's anything that I'm missing,
I'm way to busy living my life, life is such a strife,
I don't try to think about,
The ins or the outs,
I'm way too busy trying to figure out the here and now,
Yeah what's that all about.
I got no plans,
For my life span,
Whenever I can, ahhh I flim and I flam,
Yeah I sing and I yang,
I got no plans,
'cause I don't understand,
Whenever I can, Oooh I sing a song that I sang,
The one I just began.
I never get the feeling,
There's anything that I'm missing,
I'm way too busy living my life, it's such a strife,
I don't try to think about,
The ins or the outs,
Im way too busy trying to figure out the here and now,
Yeah what's that all about...
Dooo, do do, dooo dooo dooo dooo dooo, Oooh
Dooo, be do, do be do be do, Oooh.
I never get the feeling,
There's anything that I'm missing,
I'm way too busy living my life, life is such a strife,
I don't try to think about,
The ins or the outs,
I'm way to busy trying to figure out the here and now,
Yeah what's that all about....
Dooo, be do, do le loo le looo, Oh yeah,
Dooo, be do, mm hmm, do be do be do,