Plot
Happily-married couple Dan and Jody begin to notice some bizarre activity once they bring their lost nieces and nephew home. But when the chaos expands into Jody's job as a ballet dancer and Dan's career as an Ape researcher, they realize their family is being stalked by a nefarious demon. Together, with the advice of a psychic and the aid of numerous surveillance cameras, they must figure out how to get rid of it before it's too late.
Keywords: actress-playing-herself, ballet, biting-leg, cabin-in-the-woods, car-explosion, cardboard-box, ceiling-fan, crawling-on-hands-and-knees, critically-bashed, electronic-money-transfer
Evil is coming. Bring protection.
You've Never Seen Activity Like This.
The Supernatural is coming. Bring protection.
[from trailer]::Charlie Sheen: I've come back from worse than this.
[from trailer]::Jody Campbell: So, a demon is the worse thing you can have?::Priest: No, ma'am, an STD is the worse thing you can have.
[from trailer]::Jody Campbell: Hi, we're looking for a book that can stop evil spirits.
[to Dom after hitting Charlie]::Lindsay Lohan: You were driving.
[from trailer]::Priest: Demon's got my fist, man!
Lindsay Lohan: I don't wanna end up all over the internet. I pride myself in keeping a low profile. My private life is private.
Lindsay Lohan: Okay, what is that?::Charlie Sheen: Just unraveling the old hose.::Charlie Sheen: Save it for tomorrow, Raul!::Raul - the Gardener: Si senor.
Jody Campbell: I feel like there's something in this house.
Snoop Dogg: We need to get to that cabin in the woods.
Christian Grey: How do you like my blue room?::Jody Campbell: It's red.::Christian Grey: Oh. I'm color blind, my decorator assured me... never mind.
Believe it or not, they know too much.
New Look. New York. New Madea.
You haven't mocked Hollywood till you've met these guys. And Sam.
Plot
Hollywood comedian/actor Pauly Shore loses everything: his house, nobody in Hollywood wants to represent him, he moves back home with his mom and is now parking cars at the Comedy Store. Then one night when he's up in his mom's loft, a dead famous comedian appears who tells Pauly to kill himself cause he'll go down as a comedic genius who died before his time. Pauly then fakes his own death, and the media goes crazy. Celebrities are talking about him on MTV and girls are fighting over him on Jerry Springer. It's everything that he wanted...his plan worked. A week or so later the LAPD is tipped off about his whereabouts and they break down the door of the seedy motel room that he's hiding out in and throw him in LA County's celebrity wing.
Keywords: actor-director, actor-name-in-title, actor-playing-himself, black-comedy, celebrity, character-name-in-title, claim-in-title, death, directed-by-star, faking-own-death
Hollywood will never be the same.
Pauly Shore: Is there a part in there for me? Hey, is there a part in there for me?
Pauly Shore: Hey, aren't you Tom Sizemore?::Michael Madsen's girlfriend: No, this is Michael Madsen.::Pauly Shore: What's the difference?::Michael Madsen's girlfriend: Six inches.
Pauly Shore: FUCK YOU SANDLER!::Adam Sandler: [Offscreen, in a mocking voice] Fuck you Sandler! Fuck you Sandl... AHHH HORSESHIT!
Plot
A documentarian decides to follow the career of New York actress Lisa Picard, believing she is on the brink of fame. Instead, he bears witness to Lisa's continued, humorous, struggles as an actress, as well as the conflict that arises when Lisa's best friend Tate hits it big with an off-Broadway one-man show.
Keywords: acting, actor, actress, aspiring-actress, cameo-appearance, celebrity, coming-out, commentary, commercial, director
Carlos Irwin Estevez (born September 3, 1965), better known by his stage name Charlie Sheen, is an American film and television actor. He is the youngest son of actor Martin Sheen.
His character roles in films have included Chris Taylor in the 1986 Vietnam War drama Platoon, Jake Kesey in the 1986 film The Wraith, and Bud Fox in the 1987 film Wall Street. His career has also included more comedic films such as Major League, the Hot Shots! films, and Scary Movie 3 and Scary Movie 4. On television, Sheen is known for his roles on two sitcoms: as Charlie Crawford on Spin City and as Charlie Harper on Two and a Half Men. In 2010, Sheen was the highest paid actor on television, earning US$1.8 million per episode of Two and a Half Men.
Sheen's personal life has also made headlines, including reports about alcohol and drug abuse and marital problems as well as allegations of domestic violence. He was fired from his role on Two and a Half Men by CBS and Warner Bros. on March 7, 2011. Sheen subsequently announced a nationwide tour.
It all works out
It all works out
It all works out
It all works out
I'm waiting for a word beyond our history
And paper tigers dance about within the mystery
Clover of substance I can't put my finger on
And stepping over sidewalk cracks I'm catching the last one
The silent waiting room, the padded soundproof wall
Have become much more terrifying than the shadowed hall
So you can have your reasons for the bloody war
I know I don't want to hate you for what you're not sorry for
Kill the king
Strip the queen
Are you a friend
Dear Charlie Sheen
Roll over Johnny boy
Your song is on the tube
And with it died a dream of mine...
Releasing the balloon
It seems that lately nothing that I ever thought
Can stand up to the pressure of the crap that I have bought
So turn the page and be sure that you rip it out
'Cause it won't be there otherwise unless we figure out
That there are reasons yet behind this bloody war
And I don't want to hate you for what you're not sorry for
Kill the king Strip the queen
Are you my friend
Too bad b*tches, charlie sheen, front cover, magazines
Pull it out... limousines
Two things: charlie sheen, charlie sheen,
Charlie sheen,
Two goddesses: charlie sheen, charlie sheen,
Charlie sheen,
Two bad b*tches: charlie sheen
First... money game...
... million after million,
Oh my god, I'm getting' in
That was bad damn when I was a little kid,
I'm twenty one now I'm like 21 mill
F*ck it talk about, with f*ck talk it too
Drop town... money at the roof
You got me f*cked off, I think I try to change
F*ck that b*tch I think I f*ck a king
All the world stunning with my baby girl
I bought her pearls, she... on the whole world
Is little dray... let soldiers to find a sodlg
I've told you I found the black... is over
Any nigga hate I'ma burn like...
Yeah you're ready you can...
Then know me by my first name and my late name
Mister make it f*ck around
I ain't made every... jump off in the game
Soldier boy...
I'm... f*ck you nigga... you know where it...
I'm charlie sheen too... you know what the deal.
Chorus:
Too bad b*tches, charlie sheen, front cover, magazines
Goddesses: charlie sheen,
Bad charlie sheen, charlie sheen, charlie sheen,
Bad charlie sheen, two goddesses charlie sheen,
Bad charlie sheen, get your acted cover
Or get you check off, wake up to get your money off
And smoke the rest of the money in the shit funny
Let's get the crack and I can tell you about some real shit
I'm talking... I got money, I got shit to do,
So f*ck the bullshit you ain't talking... the honey
You f*ck the bullshit back to the... f*ck the whole game
... up when I... money and may it rain though so you boy...
Charlie sheen I ain't pull it on the mouth
I am the f*ck... key, niggas they... for the music they've some things
Yeah the dope is in the music you know what I mean
The dray I came harder I had to do it for the city
You niggas ain't pulling all that... put on... the city
I pull up in a black... I pull up in a maserati
I had to do my thing 'cause I... game...
Charlie sheen everybody know when I hit the...
B*tches touch the flow, money in the... mona lisa I'm a...
I'm in the house so the killa killa...
[Intro - Chamillionaire]
Yeah, hold up, uh, Playlist Poison
I mean, is everybody winning, really?
Say what you feel and mean what you mean
[Chorus 1 - Rock D]
Aye, aye, coldest swag that y'all done seen, keep two bad chicks on my team
Usually known for riding dirty, but I'm always riding clean
Roll me in a pile of green, cut my check, then kiss my ring
All-all-all I do is win, man I'm on my Charlie Sheen
[Verse 1 - Chamillionaire]
Man all these boys my little sons, I know I left y'all in poor care
They said I was on my high horse, but I guess that meant my Porsche chair
Checking into that top floor, how come we don't ever see y'all there?
Y'all ain't checking in nowhere, y'all stay logged on the poor square
Poor squares, I don't know where you got your pimp degree
I might be messing with her friend but I'll man up to it admittedly
You take these girls out to eat and they leave from you and visit me
Pimping is something that I learned but don't use much like calligraphy
I'm visibly, the man, I heard you talking about it, and winning is what you say it is
But you ain't really winning homie, you really just good at saying it
And you ain't swimming in women homie, these women be calling you desert dick
As soon as they pull that winning on me, I'ma give them this verse then tell them quit
I never trick, last time I checked, and check my checks, I was getting plenty
Most people that got opinions, just talk because they ain't getting any
If you ain't lived it, then just forget it, because it really ain't nothing that you could tell me
Your voice ain't even worth a penny and your convo ain't worth a meal at Denny's
[Chorus 2 - Rock D - w/ Chamillionaire in the background]
Aye, aye, coldest swag that y'all done seen, keep two bad chicks on my team
Usually known for riding dirty, but I'm always riding clean
Roll me in a pile of green, cut my check, then kiss my ring
All-all-all I do is win, man I'm on my Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen, Ch-Ch-Ch-Charlie Sheen
I ain't got no damn boss, man I'm on my Charlie Sheen
All-all-all I do is win, let me tell you what I mean
Cut the check, and kiss the ring, make some way for Charlie Sheen
[Verse 2 - Killer Mike]
Say I'm on that Carlos Estevez, I'm winning hoe
I'm swimming in women that love women, so I'm bi-winning hoe
Before you put your judgment on pimping and say he sinning
Try waking up on Egyptian linen with Egyptian women
I'm talking the hottest goddesses, wake me up with massages
Some say I'm a narcissist, other say I'm misogynist
I, say I'm a rockstar, let's take flight in my rocket ship
Young Casanova, passing over, you Simpson haters
And you never been about real bread, you ain't a baker
And you don't get rich to have one bitch, I ain't a Quaker
I remain unbought, unbossed, a young Jose-a
I'm Sheenin like my daddy before me, because I'm his son
I could make these execs pay what they weigh, I'm talking tons
Then I take that bank to Vegas and blow it, I'm having fun
So, why would I act like a peasant, when I'm a king?
They ask me what's this drug I'm doing? That Charlie Sheen
[Chorus 2 - w/ Chamillionaire in the background]
[Bridge - Chamillionaire]
Because I'm the man, yeah I said I'm the man
You might not like who I am but you know I don't give a damn
(I don't give a damn)
Because I'm the man, yeah I said I'm the man
Trying to put me in a jam, but you know you my biggest fan
(You my biggest fan)
I'm the man, yeah I said I'm the man
Know I'm about my business, so just trust me and stick to the plan
(Come on)
They don't even understand, how we be popping rubber bands
(Ha-ha, winning)
[Verse 3 - Chamillionaire]
They say that it ain't no "I" in team, I told them it ain't no "I" in Sheen
And I see way too many eyes, watching my nuts, stop trying to swing
Illest drug that y'all done seen, hoe I'm clean as Irish Springs
They tell me they want that "Tiger Blood"
Then I'm a bottle it up and supply the fiends
She say she a goddess, she going to be my side chick
Right after she slide it open, I'm poking like a Sidekick
Heard my former A&R; trying to give me words to rhyme with
I told him choke on these nuts and I don't know the Heimlich
We wild out when we hit the club... yeah we winnin'
You know I'm bout to catch a Dub... yeah we winnin'
My heart pumps Tiger Blood... yeah we winnin'
Porn star party buzz... yeah we winnin'
Charlie Sheeeen... we winnin' we winnin'
Charlie Sheeeen... we winnin' we winnin'
Charlie Sheeeen... we winnin' we winnin'
Charlie Sheeeen... we winnin' we winnin'
Charlie Sheen on 'em Charlie Charlie Sheen on 'em
I'm gettin dough I'm gettin' bread I'm stacking green on 'em
Yeah that's right boy, you know money talks
Could care less about the media, just let 'em talk
Bi-polar? Wow! What does that mean?
Porn stars, foreign cars, I'm on my Charlie Sheen
One spin, one gear, man I just go
I have 'em screamin' like Scary Movie 3 & 4
We wild out when we hit the club... yeah we winnin'
You know I'm bout to catch a Dub... yeah we winnin'
My heart pumps Tiger Blood... yeah we winnin'
Porn star party buzz... yeah we winnin'
Charlie Sheeeen... we winnin' we winnin'
Charlie Sheeeen... we winnin' we winnin'
Charlie Sheeeen... we winnin' we winnin'
Charlie Sheeeen... we winnin' we winnin'
I'm ridin' round in foreign cars and all my girls is porn stars
I'm winning, I got an addiction for cash, my pocket's fat no card
And by the way I'm Charlie, you see I love to party
Got two brown divas in the Audi gettin' naughty
I'm a full grown tiger, in my veins I got that tiger blood
Swear you a lion but to me you is a tiger cub
Better call a fire truck, we burnin' up the room
Dying's for fools so we ridin' to the fullest, vroooom!
We wild out when we hit the club... yeah we winnin'
You know I'm bout to catch a Dub... yeah we winnin'
My heart pumps Tiger Blood... yeah we winnin'
Porn star party buzz... yeah we winnin'
Charlie Sheeeen... we winnin' we winnin'
Charlie Sheeeen... we winnin' we winnin'
Charlie Sheeeen... we winnin' we winnin'
Charlie Sheeeen... we winnin' we winnin'
What you don't know my name? Girl what you mean?
I'm a party animal, they call me Charlie Sheen
I'm always winnin' hittin' bad women
Shoutout to CBS I'm 'bout to make a killin'
I just do it man, like nothing to it man
And if you can't keep up then keep it moving man
Got Hollywood money, paper real tall
Got kicked out the game but I still ball
We wild out when we hit the club... yeah we winnin'
You know I'm bout to catch a Dub... yeah we winnin'
My heart pumps Tiger Blood... yeah we winnin'
Porn star party buzz... yeah we winnin'
Charlie Sheeeen... we winnin' we winnin'
Charlie Sheeeen... we winnin' we winnin'
Charlie Sheeeen... we winnin' we winnin'