Bamboo Shark (2011)

Actors

• John Allen (actor)
• Ikenna Amaechi (actor)
• Rob Ambrose (actor)
• Michael Baczor (actor)
• Aaron Badowski (actor)
• Mark Bitner (actor)
• David Boice (actor)
• Robert Boileau (actor)
• David Born (actor)
• Ted Borodaeff (actor)
• Bob Bowersox (actor)
• Garen Boyajian (actor)
• Stewart Brodian (actor)
• Jimmy Carr (actor)
• Gary Alan (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Quotes:

Sylvester Stallone: You know, I played an overweight cop once.::Arnold Schwarzenegger: I played a Kindergarten cop.::Michael Jackson: Did somebody say Kindergarten?

Sean Connery: I'm Sean... double-O-7... I'm Sean!

Benjamin: Jesus! What, did you steal that off a horse?

Howard: That pig smells like old people.

Brooks: You know why I like movies? I like them because of the experience they bring. Reading is designed to stimulate the mind. Music is designed to alter emotions. But movies... movies are designed for one thing. To escape.

Francis Federman Ugli: Put the retard down!

Ghostlight (2003)

Actors

• Nixon Beltran (actor)
• Rob Besserer (actor)
• Kerry Elmore (actor)
• Reid Hutchins (actor)
• David Ilku (actor)
• Kevin 'Flotilla DeBarge' Joseph (actor)
• Erick Kastel (actor)
• Clete Larkey (actor)
• Eli McAfee (actor)
• Isaac Mizrahi (actor)
• Mark Morris (actor)
• Richard Move (actor)
• Kevin Kean Murphy (actor)
• Carrie Oleson (actor)
• Earnest Abuba (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Menudo show (1995)

Actors

• Juan Luis Caro (actor)
• Andrés Galán (actor)
• José M. García (actor)
• Julián García (actor)
• Iván González (actor)
• Frederic Gómez (actor)
• Alejandro Mayo (actor)
• Nicolás Mayo (actor)
• Alfredo Mora (actor)
• David Aliaga Muñoz (actor)
• Eduardo Ortiz (actor)
• Pablo Pitno (actor)
• José M. Pérez (actor)
• Aleiandro Ruiz (actor)
• Mario Avilés (actor)

Genres

• Music

Salute to Lady Liberty (1984)

Actors

• Byron Allen (actor)
• Ray Charles (actor)
• Charlie Daniels (actor)
• John Denver (actor)
• Kirk Douglas (actor)
• Louis Jourdan (actor)
• Emmanuel Lewis (actor)
• Tony Orlando (actor)
• Anthony Quinn (actor)
• Kenny Rogers (actor)
• Frank Sinatra (actor)
• Ben Vereen (actor)
• Carrie Barton (actress)
• Carrie Barton (actress)
• Betty Buckley (actress)

Genres

• Documentary
• Family
• Music

The King of Comedy (1982)

Actors

• Richard Baratz (actor)
• Jerry Baxter-Worman (actor)
• Victor Borge (actor)
• Tony Boschetti (actor)
• Lou Brown (actor)
• Kim Chan (actor)
• Robert Colston (actor)
• Chuck Coop (actor)
• Jeff David (actor)
• Frederick De Cordova (actor)
• Robert De Niro (actor)
• Tony Devon (actor)
• Richard Dioguardi (actor)
• Ray Dittrich (actor)
• Allan Baker (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama

Taglines:

. . and when it's all over one of them won't be laughing
Nobody knows Rupert Pupkin, but by 11:30 tonight, the whole world will know he's . . . THE KING OF COMEDY
It's no laughing matter.
Nobody knows Rupert Pupkin, but after 11:30 tonight no one will ever forget him.

Quotes:

[last lines]::Announcer: And now, ladies and gentlemen, the man we've all been waiting for... and waiting for. [chuckles] Would you welcome home please television's brightest new star. The legendary, inspirational, the one and only king of comedy. Ladies and gentlemen, Rupert Pupkin!::[audience applauds and cheers]::Announcer: Rupert Pupkin, ladies and gentlemen! Let's hear it for Rupert Pupkin!::[audience continues cheering]::Announcer: Wonderful! Rupert Pupkin, ladies and gentlemen!::[audience continues cheering]::Announcer: Rupert Pupkin, ladies and gentlemen! Let's hear it for Rupert Pupkin! Wonderful! Rupert Pupkin, ladies and gentlemen!

Rupert Pupkin: Why not me? Why not? A guy can get anything he wants as long as he pays the price. What's wrong with that? Stranger things have happened.

Rupert Pupkin: I know, Jerry, that you are as human as the rest of us, if not more so.

Rupert Pupkin: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Let me introduce myself. My name is Rupert Pupkin. I was born in Clifton, New Jersey... which was not at that time a federal offense. Is there anyone here from Clifton? Oh, good. We can all relax now. I'd like to begin by saying... my parents were too poor to afford me a childhood. But the fact is that... no one is allowed to be too poor in Clifton. Once you fall below a certain level... they exile you to Passaic. My parents did put the first two down payments on my childhood. Don't get me wrong, but they did also return me to the hospital as defective. But, like everyone else I grew up in large part thanks to my mother. If she were only here today... I'd say, "Hey, ma, what are you doing here? You've been dead for nine years!" But seriously, you should've seen my mother. She was wonderful. Blonde, beautiful, intelligent, alcoholic. We used to drink milk together after school. Mine was homogenized. Hers was loaded. Once they picked her up for speeding. They clocked her doing 55. All right, but in our garage? And when they tested her... they found out that her alcohol had 2% blood. Ah, but we used to joke together, mom and me... until the tears would stroll down her face... and she would throw up! Yeah, and who would clean it up? Not dad. He was too busy down at O'Grady's... throwing up on his own. Yeah. In fact, until I was 13 I thought throwing up was a sign of maturity. While the other kids were off in the woods sneaking cigarettes... I was hiding behind the house with my fingers down my throat. The only problem was I never got anywhere... until one day my father caught me. Just as he was giving me a final kick in the stomach for luck... I managed to heave all over his new shoes! "That's it", I thought. "I've made it. I'm finally a man!" But as it turned out, I was wrong. That was the only attention my father ever gave me. Yeah, he was usually too busy out in the park playing ball with my sister Rose. But today, I must say thanks to those many hours of practice my sister Rose has grown into a fine man. Me, I wasn't especially interested in athletics. The only exercise I ever got was when the other kids picked on me. Yeah, they used to beat me up once a week... usually Tuesday. And after a while the school worked it into the curriculum. And if you knocked me out, you got extra credit. There was this one kid, poor kid... he was afraid of me. I used to tell him..."Hit me, hit me. What's the matter with you? Don't you want to graduate?" Hey, I was the youngest kid in the history of the school to graduate in traction. But, you know, my only real interest right from the beginning, was show business. Even as a young man, I began at the very top collecting autographs. Now, a lot of you are probably wondering... why Jerry isn't with us tonight. Well, I'll tell you. The fact is he's tied up. I'm the one who tied him. Well, I know you think I'm joking... but, believe me, that's the only way... I could break into show business... by hijacking Jerry Langford. Right now, Jerry is strapped to a chair... somewhere in the middle of the city. Go ahead, laugh. Thank you. I appreciate it. But the fact is, I'm here. Now, tomorrow you'll know I wasn't kidding... and you'll think I was crazy. But, look, I figure it this way. Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime. Thank you. Thank you.

Secretary: Is Mr. Langford expecting you?::Rupert Pupkin: Yes, I don't think he is.

Rupert Pupkin: Well I'm sorry. I made a mistake.::Jerry Langford: So did Hitler.

Masha: Do you wanna be waiting here till next Shavuos?

Rupert's Mom: Rupert? What are you doing down there?::Rupert Pupkin: MOM!

Langford's Lawyer: What is the defense of kidnapping? How can you say, "I was crazy at the time"?

Rupert Pupkin: I'm gonna work 50 times harder, and I'm gonna be 50 times more famous than you.::Jerry Langford: Then you're gonna have idiots like you plaguing your life!

Silent Movie (1976)

Actors

• James Caan (actor)
• Sid Caesar (actor)
• Charlie Callas (actor)
• Patrick Campbell (actor)
• Ron Carey (actor)
• Brian Clark (actor)
• Rudy De Luca (actor)
• Lee Delano (actor)
• Dom DeLuise (actor)
• Liam Dunn (actor)
• Fritz Feld (actor)
• Marty Feldman (actor)
• Harold Gould (actor)
• Howard Hesseman (actor)
• Mel Brooks (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Quotes:

Mel Funn: [via title card] Marry me and you will never have to take your clothes off again.

Mel Funn: [seen as an insert title] Mr. Marceau, how would you like to appear in the first silent movie made in nearly fifty years?::Marcel Marceau: [in French, the only spoken line in the film] Non!::Dom Bell: [seen as an insert title after Mel hangs up the phone] What did he say?::Mel Funn: [seen as an insert title] I don't know. I don't speak French!

Mel Funn: [mouths, very clearly] You son of a bitch!::[an insert title appears, which reads: "You bad boy."]

Minnelli, Liza Filmography

• Broadway: Beyond the Golden Age
  2014, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Last of the Showmen
  2014, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Marvin Hamlisch: What He Did for Love
  2013, role: actress , character name: Herself
• 100 Years of the Royal Variety Performance
  2012, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Lady Gaga Presents: The Monster Ball Tour at Madison Square Garden
  2011, role: actress , character name: Herself - Audience
• The 9th Annual TV Land Awards
  2011, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Elizabeth Taylor: A Tribute
  2011, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The 77th Annual Drama League Awards
  2011, role: actress , character name: Herself - Presenter
• Ultrasuede: In Search of Halston
  2010, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Sex and the City 2
  2010, role: actress , character name: Herself
• 100 Years of the London Palladium
  2010, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Hollywood Singing and Dancing: A Musical History - The 1950s: The Golden Era of the Musical
  2009, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Kay Thompson: Think Pink!
  2009, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Liza's at the Palace
  2009, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Broadway: The Next Generation
  2009, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Hollywood Singing & Dancing: A Musical History - 1970's
  2009, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Hollywood Singing and Dancing: A Musical History - The 1930s: Dancing Away the Great Depression
  2009, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Hollywood Singing & Dancing: A Musical History - 1980s, 1990s and 2000s
  2009, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Mr. Prince
  2009, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The 63rd Annual Tony Awards
  2009, role: actress , character name: Herself - Performer & Presenter: Best Musical
• Dzi Croquettes
  2009, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Hollywood Singing and Dancing: A Musical History - The 1940s: Stars, Stripes and Singing
  2009, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Annul Victory
  2009, role: actress , character name: Herself
• VH1 Divas Live 2009
  2009, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Hollywood Singing & Dancing: A Musical History - 1960's
  2009, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Rosie Live
  2008, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Hollywood Singing and Dancing: A Musical Treasure
  2008, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Hollywood Singing and Dancing: A Musical History
  2008, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Every Little Step
  2008, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The 62nd Annual Tony Awards
  2008, role: actress , character name: Herself - Presenter: Best Leading Actor in a Musical
• Happy Birthday Brucie!
  2008, role: actress , character name: Herself - Performer
• The 80th Annual Academy Awards
  2008, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Happy Birthday Elton! From Madison Square Garden, New York
  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Pirate: A Musical Treasure Chest
  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• AFI's 100 Years... 100 Movies: 10th Anniversary Edition
  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Portrait of a Choreographer
  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• US Open 2007
  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Larry King Live: The Greatest Interviews
  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Happy Birthday BAFTA
  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself - On Tape
• Singer's Spotlight
  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Chris & Don. A Love Story
  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Macy's 4th of July Fireworks Spectacular
  2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
• 50 Films to See Before You Die
  2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Oh in Ohio
  2006, role: actress , character name: Alyssa Donahue
• The 60th Annual Tony Awards
  2006, role: actress , character name: Herself - Presenter
• Best Ever Muppet Moments
  2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Pet Shop Boys: A Life in Pop
  2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Broadway Under the Stars
  2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Judy Garland Duets
  2005, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Get Aboard! The Band Wagon
  2005, role: actress , character name: Herself

Famous quotes by Liza Minnelli:

"And I'm starting work on a musical set in New York."

"She said the legend is going to build, they're going to build it, you've got nothing to do with it. So don't go out and say 'But I'm not like that!' because people don't want to hear it,"

"Cabaret."

"His costumes in 'Flora' were wonderful. They were really of the style of the 1930's, but his clothes to wear in real life were elegant. They made everybody look tall."

"Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics."

"I believe all drunks go to heaven, because they've been through hell on Earth"

"Whenever we were on a plane, we had a family."

"It was no great tragedy being Judy Garland's daughter. I had tremendously interesting childhood years -- except they had little to do with being a child."

"Audiences are the same all over the world, and if you entertain them, they'll respond."

"In Hollywood now when people die they don't say, "Did he leave a will?" but "Did he leave a diary?""

"But my brother Joey was there, and my sister Tina Nina Minnelli was there."

"I'm not a very good singer. I just know how to present a song, and honey, I think I've been through enough to do it right."

"The director, of course, was Bob Fosse. But again, I worked with my father to prepare for the role."

"I am deeply saddened by the death of my dear friend, Dudley Moore."

"The thing is, is to raise your hand. It's not to hide, and it's not to try and pretend or do anything like that. You raise your hand, that's the best thing about it."

"He was doing - Ray was designing the clothes for my mom's show from California. And one of the first appearances I ever made on television was on my mother's show and Ray and Bob did the clothes for that. It has been a long time."

"And what I liked the most about any project was that when it was good, you had a bunch of people trying to accomplish something together who were all acting together as one - that's the most exciting time for me."

"I worked very hard, but I think it's unfair to make it all sound like it's all David's fault."

"Well, we have theatrical parties. It's not me singing. People like to get up and jam on the piano."

"Well, I've known Elizabeth almost all of her life and almost all of my life. And I love her with all of my heart and she's always been there for me. She's a wonderful, wonderful dame. She's a great lady."