Plot
A meteor crashes in the Arizona desert, bringing with it; W. He is found by his father, Texas Oil Man, who helps him steal the presidency. A world of chaos is soon unleashed. W and his regime are challenged by liberal reporter BlueMahler and the newspaper, Issues and Alibis, but the world, under the leadership of W, becomes an apocalyptic nightmare.
Plot
On May 8th, 1984 J.R. Sorg murdered his mother with an ax. For eight years, the boy remained at the Saint Catherian Mental State Hospital. In 1992, he escaped... killing several innocent people and raping several women in the process. The media dubbed the events "Day of the Ax". Despite a massive manhunt, six months later, nothing had been found and the hunt had been called off. However during the past three years, over and over again reports of bizarre and grisly ax murders have persisted all across the state. The so called DAY OF THE AX... was only the beginning...
The Ax is Family
Plot
Mati is an assistant in TV studio. Patiently he has waited for his time to become a TV star but seems that he has to wait forever. One day an alien called Tipp is sent on Earth (by its chief Tapp) to find out the purpose of Estonian children's TV show "Tipp and Tapp". Tipp nestles himself inside Mati's brains that leads the man to unpredictable actions. The bit-slow and zany comedy is based mostly on real characters of the Estonian National TV in 1960-ies, that is the most funny point in the film. However, no presence of an alien has still officially been confirmed.
Keywords: alien-invasion, tv-star
Simple vengeance isn't enough!
Plot
A group of bikers, which includes some of the survivors from the original film, embark on a journey by bus to a biker race near the desert of the infamous incidents. However, because of a mistake they are late and decide to take a shortcut through the desert. Halfway through the desert the bus breaks down. While trying to repair the bus, some of the group wander off, and wind up in the traps of the survivors of the mutant family of the first. Then the mutants go after the rest...
Keywords: 1980s, attacked-by-a-dog, axe-in-the-head, axe-murder, blind-woman, blindness, bus, bus-ride, butcher, cannibalism
So you think you're lucky to be alive...
[only line]::The Reaper: Reaper no dumb like Papa Jupe!
Harry: [after just dodging and catching a cylinder with spikes sticking out of it] Ha! ha! You missed me! You missed me! Na! na! na! na! na! na!
Foster: Sue, it ain't natural to be in a place without a disco.
Plot
A family going to California accidentally goes through an Air Testing range closed to the public. They crash and are stranded in a desert. They are being stalked by a group of people, which have not emerged into modern times.
Keywords: 1970s, anniversary, apocalypse, attacked-by-a-dog, axe, bare-chested-male, binoculars, bitten-by-a-snake, bitten-in-the-throat, blood
Wes Craven's classic original!
Just keep telling yourself it's only a film...It's only a film...
The lucky ones died first...
A nice American family. They didn't want to kill. But they didn't want to die.
They burned the father, killed the mother, and raped the sister!
Big Bob Carter: Do you always try to stop trespassers by hanging yourself?
Mars: Baby's fat. You fat... fat and juicy.
Ethel Carter: That's not my Bob!
Brenda Carter: We're gonna be french fries! Human french fries!
Ethel Carter: [while looking at a road map] We are not lost, we're right here somewhere on this little blue line.::Lynne Wood: This road is not a blue line, it's a dotted line, if it's even on the map at all!
Pluto: This is air force rescuewwwwww, what's up ?::Bobby Carter: We're being attacked. I don't know who. We have one gun with 2 bullets. We're sitting ducks!::Pluto: We recommend that until we can get to you, you stand on your heads, with your thumbs up.
Pluto: [Beast pushed Mercury off a cliff, killing him. Pluto heard the fall and stops walking] I thought I heard rocks falling or something.::Mars: You got rocks in your head, asshole! Keep walking!
Lynne Wood: What the hell was that?::Mama: Sounded like some sort of animal.::Lynne Wood: Yeah well, if animals around here are smart enought to run radios where at shitcreek without a pedal.::Mama: You know you never used language like that before you moved to New York City.
The Cook: Between a jest and a joke, many a truth can be told.
The Wife from Bath: There's nowhere in the Gospels that says we ought to stay virgins. Anyway, tell me, what were the genital organs made for at the creation? Not to lie dormant I suppose. And nobody's going to tell me they were just put there to piss through. Mark you, I use it for that as well. And every man must serve his wife in wedlock...
Perkin's mother: [singing] Oh, there was a little beggar man that goes from town to town, and wherever he get a job and work he's willing to sit down.
Angel: Hey Satan! Lift up your tail and show us where you keep the friars in hell!
Pluto, also called Pluto the Pup, is a cartoon character created in 1930 by Walt Disney Productions. He is a light brown (most recently yellow), medium-sized, short-haired dog. Unlike Goofy, Pluto is not anthropomorphic beyond some characteristics such as facial expression. He is most often the companion of Mickey Mouse, although he first appeared as Minnie Mouse's dog Rover in the film The Picnic (1930). Officially a mixed-breed dog, Pluto is clearly modelled on the English Pointer breed, most evident in the film "The Pointer". The prominent Disney artist Norm Ferguson owned an English Pointer.
Pluto debuted in animated cartoons and appeared in 24 Mickey Mouse films before receiving his own series in 1937. All together Pluto appeared in 89 short films between 1930 and 1953. Several of these were nominated for an Academy Award, including The Pointer (1939), Squatter's Rights (1946), Pluto's Blue Note (1947), and Mickey and the Seal (1948). One of his films, Lend a Paw (1941), won the award in 1942. Because Pluto does not speak, his films generally rely on physical humor. This made Pluto a pioneering figure in character animation, which is expressing personality through animation rather than dialogue.
Excuse me
But I just have to
Explode
Explode this body
Off me
I'll be brand new
Brand new tomorrow
A little bit tired
You got something I like about you
You seem to be a lot like me
I've got ticket to adventure for two
Could be your golden opportunity.
The travel agent, she set up the itinerary,
First class, you can see the moon from a window seat
An agent guided tour of the galaxy,
Tips included, if you want them come with me
Chorus: I wanna know, is there life on Pluto?
Wanna go with me?
We can go in a UFO!
I wanna know, is there life on Pluto?
Wanna go with me?
We can go in a UFO!
I'm bored. Need a little motivation
I'm tired of the same old thing
I've got a feeling of anticipation
Could be our golden opportunity
I've got an urge to go swimming in the Milky Way
Take a trip of fishing in the Neptune sea
Have my picture taken with Peter at the "Pearly Gates"
Smile for the Hubbell, if you want them come with me.
Repeat chorus
In between a blink of an eye, we'll be together
In the sky, we'll be together
With depravity,
I break lots of gravity
Blast past the atmosphere
to the last frontier
I go boldly through space and time
The sky's the limit,
but the limit isn't the sky
I break orbit by habit,
I ignite satellites and leave rings round the planets
A flying ace like that beagle,
nevertheless this alien remains illegal
Cause their discovery don¡¯t cover me
the immigrants been left in the cold
to grow old
and disintegrate
Discriminate
against the distant and disclaimers,
Cause small minds can't see past Uranus
When I shun their race
cause that's just a phase
and my odyssey runs in 2001 ways
And I can see clearly now like Hubbell
shoved off the shuttle,
here's my rebuttal
It's a planet.
Who do you represent?
I represent the smallest planet
A tourney in this journey
versus those who tried to ban it.
If you don't agree
go see interplanet Janet Cause
the sun is star like
Pluto
is planet.
So lend me all ears
and let me state my case,
about all the types of satellites we must embrace
Cause like parents'
great-grandparents,
this planet was an immigrant,
to deport it¡¯s an offense.
It's an upstanding member of the solar system
Abide the laws of Earth and make it a victim.
Of Proposition
107,
When Pluto spawns a moon it will apply to the heavens.
A dandy like Judas of a chariot
If you demote this boat
remote to a goat
It's like taking ET¡¯s custody from Elliot,
support yours
clearly put cause,
simply put Pluto is a planet. Pluto!
Pluto is a planet. Pluto!
Pluto is a planet. Pluto!
Pluto is a planet. Pluto!
Do it
for the
children,
if not for yourself.
Pluto
is a
Old bones made me cynical
About the others in vanity street
In 525 at 7:15
I caught the end of her show
She was dancing obscene
To the entertainment lawyer
With pockets of sweets, she said
"Come on sugar"
No one comes here anymore to Vanity street
There's a buzz the owners have fallen out of their trees
Stick with it
Oh my I'm stuck with it
Love is a reflection
Of what you're guaranteed to lose
Now drugs, there's a suggestion
But some things ain't so easy to use
No one comes here anymore to Vanity street
There's a buzz the owners have fallen out of their trees
No one comes here anymore to Vanity street
There's a word the ocean has turned and is heading upstream
And it's coming right for me
Stick with it
Pulling out my comb,
I scratch my leg
I place it beside myself,
to touch it less than loneliness
But hey now now
She's jive
Hey now now
She's jive
Cable keeps you fat
to keep you in (no no don't do that)
It's pouring from the sides,
lazy sun drenched skin (tea with saccharin)
And hey now now
She's jive
Hey now now
She's jive
La la la la la
Sipping her diet coke
she begins to choke screaming
Half back lover,
remember steady set go
Lonesome number,
cancelling your remaining row
Just remember you'll get plenty today
Your pull out letter again
Past public search you,
they're plaguing your groove
Wants and numbers,
passing on the glue
Oh don't you pry me out
Noon
You're a little bit sick
Do what you need
And I'm so rich
With all your greed
Come and see for yourself
And tell me do you agree
So sour cream bitch
Go on listen to me
Well Hell yeah I'm on your lips
Come on taste and see
Bet you can touch it up yourself,
oh it's not wrong
Yes you can touch it up yourself,
it's not wrong
Ohhhhh hoooooooooo
Dana da danaaaaaaa danaaaaa
Well I
Wouldn't know about
the Moscow snow
And I
never saw
her distant winter shores
Would you understand me if I didn't agree?
Well I
Never touched
The gold finger lusts
And I
Have never been
A cold orphan stream
Go and get your towel
You've an appointment upstairs
Come out, come out, come out
Did you remember to wash behind your ears?
Hey hey little
Hey little
Hey hey little, soon you'll be big
Saw the priest two hours ago
In a fancy dress ball wedding gown mess
backing into the driveway
You ask me "Where does the sun sit?"
Hey hey little
Hey little
Hey hey little, soon you'll be big
Plasticene and paper cups
Walking with an upper cut in your thigh
On a daydream station
You whistle up to summon your pets
Hey hey little
Hey little
Here's the story, the story in the hay
Calling warning, warning, cow delay
See the mourning, morning going away
Cease your sweeping the sheep have shown the way
Stop your stalling, stalling, get the gate
Keep, it moving, moving, ship the tray
It's appalling, appalling, the weather today
Bids are falling, falling, cow delay
Feel the comedown
Well you got perfect qualities
But you lack certain subtleties
And your food comes in quantities
But you eat from the gravel streets
It's just the boys in drag
It's just the boys in drag
Well the pattern runs you dry
While the old folk tell you the time
With handy work you play handy eyes
Freezing the myth in it's guise
Well it's just the poison drag
It's just the poison drag
Sweat suffocate,
got to pack pack pack it all in
Bend your knees two three four,
breath in breath out and then
Grab your partners,
and pull them on out to the floor
Cause we can never step out,
if we think of love
Ohhh no it's out of the question,
if I choke would you give me a mention
The point is sharp,
it's just a little off centred,
oh oh oh bang my head
you won't knock me out
Won't knock me out
Here comes banana,
and he's holding up a big mellow sign
Fruits of the world unite,
and stop the smothie inquisition
I see more sex in fruit,
than music played in this time
Oh more division,
in the crackpot hollow crime
Ohhh no it's out of the question,
if I choke would you give me a mention
The point is sharp,
it's just a little off centred,
oh oh oh bang my head
you won't knock me out
Won't knock me out
Ohhh no it's out of the question,
if I choke would you give me a mention
The point is sharp,
it's just a little off centred,
oh oh oh bang my head
you won't knock me out
Won't knock me out
Did they
Would they
hurt the hurting, and purse the earnings
Why they
Play games
Cursed politics it's dirt and bullshit
Don't you wish you could use your mouth as a gun?
Just turn around and shoot them down
The blue red and white
The English knights
First your own wars
Don't support the cause
Killers
Don't kill killers
They kill innocents
Ones who can't resist
Two wrongs
Scorch my family
In a broken country
Killers
Don't kill killers
They kill innocents
Ones who can't resist
Two wrongs
Scorch my family
In a broken country
Killers
Don't kill killers
They kill innocents
Ones who can't resist
Two wrongs
Scorch my family
Everybodies doing it,
and we're invited to oh yeah
I hope they have those pickles,
in those yummy yummy tubes
Oh yeah candyarsepunkrok,
I'd rather go and play with my own monkey in a zoo
Cand ias spunxrox
Tape five
Takes a stab
Atom rant
Three dives swipe the rag
It's the puddle lane
Sweet River acid rain
It's the puddle lane
Patch glue dries
Tar soaked walks
Legs prounch to a tire
You and that perfect stuff
Oh you and that prissy love
It's more buttermilk, hot buttermilk for baby
Pluto I have some frightful news dear
in the New York Times
They've just reported you've been overthrown (aah ahh
ahh)
from your solar throne for good
Pluto they say that you can't handle
your own gravity
well how can you overcome your body force
to clear the path for your own orbit
Now all the planets will gather around and have a thing
for you
They'll wrap their orbits warmly around you and send you
off with love
Chin up pluto the stars still want you and we down here
do too
you know what to do, just keep on keeping on
Pluto I have some frightful news dear
in the New York Times
They've just reported you've been overthrown (aah ahh
ahh)
My sweet saviour
What I'd give to tear your temples down
Long I'm kneeling in the dirt
The cracks no rain can drown
My sweet angel
Long way into your light
Dead roads calm the wait
Cancer like you
You gotta let it grow or let it go to waste
Days from sunrise
In the cold I praise this love you show
The black cloud over my pretty day
The shade I've come to know
My sweet angel
Long way into your light
Dead roads calm the wait
Cancer like you
You gotta let it grow or let it go to waste
Baby you've been patient, I'll try to explain this
My heart's been trapped for many times by Venus and Neptune
Hurt me bad but not as bad Jupiter, go figure
But baby please don't wait for me to fall
Oh baby you keep askin what happened
I gave too many of my tears to Saturn, it's tragic
The final blow, it had to come from Mercury, enemy
Darling, there's no way I'm gonna fall
I left my heart on Pluto, Pluto, Pluto
I left my heart on Pluto, Pluto, Pluto
I left my heart on Pluto, Pluto, Pluto
I left my heart on Pluto
You keep on insisting you're different
You say you found another solar system but listen
Before you buy a house and sell your spaceship
There's something you should know
Travelled in a rocket, I dropped it
Saved it from some other form of damage, abandoned
But I see you're a hopeful kind of planet
But baby I just think there's something you should know
I left my heart on Pluto, Pluto, Pluto
I left my heart on Pluto, Pluto, Pluto
I left my heart on Pluto, Pluto, Pluto
I left my heart on Pluto
Baby you've been patient, I'll try to explain this
My heart's been trapped for many times by Venus and Neptune
Hurt me bad but not as bad Jupiter, go figure
But baby please don't wait for me to fall
I left my heart on Pluto, Pluto, Pluto
I left my heart on Pluto, Pluto, Pluto
I left my heart on Pluto, Pluto, Pluto
I left my heart on Pluto
Most girls are happy to go on Mars, been trippin through the stars
But they talkin bout hero, I gotta beat it up
You know it in your heart, I'm down to get the card
You've been lookin in the mirror like it's just a big mirage
You have devil's faith and you've married doubt
I'mma just give you space to find it out
When it's all settled down we've both got replacements
I ain't gonna fall for that too from Ur-anus
Nah, we both play the same game
But only you play the blame game
I never thought anything when I met ya
Til we done everything on the same day
I pray that you change
You're overstressed, I'mma take you away
You're overdressed, man I pray that you change
Let's go to Pluto, the atmosphere's clear
We'll be really cool there with nothing to fear
Let's go to Pluto, it's cold and it's damp
Where children are heroes, death is high camp
I want to see Pluto... I want to have fun
I want to turn blue under an alien sun
Oh let me see Pluto, it seems such a gas
With oceans of methane and petrified grass
Let's go to Pluto
Let's live on the dot
See the bad moon rising in a lunacy knot
Come one let's do Pluto
It's really not far
An unleaded dream drive to the prettiest star
I want to see Pluto, but maybe I'll wait
'Til the world turns to meet it's plutonium fate
The days will be long here, the years will be more
Let's go to Pluto like we did before
Let's go to Pluto
Let's live on the dot
Dumb dog you pissed here before
You know that i will get bored
And pull you away
Wish someone could do the same for me
So give up, come on
Look where you pee stupid dog
Just wanna fuck, sniff ass and hunt
You have made mistakes
So I say goodbye
Your iron will fail you now
And so you throw it to the wind
See you are a creep
A long and lonely time ago
Somebody told you to believe
And you were young and so naïve
And they give you a clue
And they cut you up in two