• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Save My Money And Name - Wig Wam
• The Item Is The Totem - Wig Wam
• Kite - Wig Wam
• The Vegetable Rumble - Wig Wam
• The Big Farewell - Wig Wam
• Simple Human Kindness - Wig Wam
• Kill My Rock 'n' Roll - Wig Wam
• In My Dreams - Wig Wam
• Horace's Aborted Rip off Scheme - Wig Wam
• Helsinki Nights - Wig Wam
• Do Or Die - Wig Wam
• Daemon Duncetan's Request - Wig Wam
• Cheap Evening Return - Wig Wam
• Bullet - Wig Wam
• Bless Your Lucky Stars - Wig Wam
• AT THE END OF THE DAY - Wig Wam
• A Rock 'n' Roll Girl Like You - Wig Wam
• Freddie Are You Ready - Wig Wam
• Oh Marlene! - Wig Wam
• Nuclear Nightclub - Wig Wam
• The Silver Jubilee - Wig Wam
• Grass For Blades - Wig Wam

Hey diddle do, the cat played the fiddle
And the cow jumped over the moon
No kid, I swear that they did
Couldn't get to you too soon
You know, I've got to beg you
Save my money and name
Oh, never leave me
Hot'n'dog, then you treat me like a hog
Just about to make you swoon
No kid, you know that you did
Still couldn't get to you too soon
You know, I've got to beg you
Save my money and name
Oh, never leave me
Ooh, rock-a-bye baby
Ooh, on the tree top
'Cause when the wind blows
The cradle will rock
The cradle will rock
Ooh, rock-a-bye baby
Ooh, don't ever stop
'Cause when your love goes
When your love goes
The cradle will drop
The cradle will drop
Hey diddle do, the cat played the fiddle
And the cow jumped over the moon
No kid, I swear that they did
Couldn't get to you too soon
You know, I've got to beg you
Save my money and name
Oh, never leave me
Ooh, rock-a-bye baby
Ooh, on the tree top
'Cause when the wind blows
The cradle will rock
The cradle will rock
Ooh, rock-a-bye baby
Ooh, don't ever stop
'Cause when your love goes
When your love goes
The cradle will drop
The cradle will drop

When Randolph pulls a randomizer
on his bloodline blues
to further his estate
he means to use it
'cos he's been turning weightless
since he's paid his breadline dues
he bought that token
and now needs to lose it.
This winter it's the split-eyed look
and in the squint of spring
the vogue will be
for chic polarization
kids spending their allowance
on next season's thing
because the day-glo packs
such sweet persuasion.
Rumours on the rebound
you can pick up on the news
Item equals totem claims-researcher.
In his thread-bare outfit
tearing through the parking-lot
dodging his limbs
that kick like ancient cannon
toting hardware
just to shoot his way out of this plot
that holds him to the wheels
that Adam ran on. . .
They say you must assemble
your ensemble by detail
or else end up as destitute as Randolph.

Pine you so lonesome sighs
As murmured questions rise in line
And weave their voices and entwine
As breezes their disguise
Willow cast your silent souls
I see them ride on every beam
Spirit from the forest team
And reassume their roles
No wind, no light
No sun in sight
Love hold me tight
I'll fly my kite
No wind, no light...
Spiders roam you jeweless nets
Empty void of morning's haul
Where diamonds hung now missin' all
With the thief, that sun who sets
Willow cast your silent souls
I see them ride on every beam
And spirit from the forest team
Reassume your roles

Well if you go down to the bar tonite
you could be in for a big surprise
'cas they'll be shakin' those drapes
an' stompin' those crepes
an' swingin' those bunches-a-fives
And they'll be bangin' on the counters
stampin' on the dough-nuts
layin' to waste all the bacon rolls
and be wadin' 'round in the rubble
on the look-out for any trouble
with big lead pipes and long poles
And they'll be removing all the table-cloths
chopping up the tables
and redecorating the men's-room
Tearin' down the ceiling
sendin' coathangers reelin´
While the juke-box blows a tune
Oh oh at the Vegetable Rumble tonight
Oh oh at the Vegetable Rumble tonight
And they'll be tearin' up the 'phone-books
rippin up the menus
tiltin' all the pin-ball machines
manglin' up the perculators
turnin' off the circulators
burnin' those sandals and jeans
An' they'll be strippin' down the walls
tearin' up the pumps
re-locating all the cups and plates
dislocatin' shoulders
heavin' piles of boulders
through the windows
with big iron crates
And there'll be swearin' in the alley
bowling at the Palais
dog-shows at the town hall too
National networked broadcasts
new names and dates in who's who
'This is the Police department speakin!
Come out with your hands up
We've got your surrounded
Stand up against the line there buddy
Who dialed 999? Up against the wall there:
'This has been a Public Health announcement:
Oh oh at the Vegetable Rumble Tonite
Oh oh at the Vegetable Rumble...