Harry Potter meets Akira Kurosawa meets Bruce Lee
Plot
After being released from prison, Evan has vowed that he is done with the life that has cost him his freedom. Though frustrated with broken promises, his brother Miles agrees to let Evan stay with him. The catch: 'be here in 20 minutes, otherwise, stay where you're at.' So begins the journey to pass through his old surrounding to reach his new opportunity. He's immediately faced with temptations that can prevent him from getting to his brothers house in time. Evan quickly reconnects with Kentucky, who offers a quick run for cash. Aware of his responsibilities - a child, a promise to his brother, and the pledge to himself to never return to jail - Evan has 20 minutes to decide. Does he make it?
Plot
It's a hundred years later, and the dhampir Rayne has arrived in the town of Deliverance, Montana where a group of vampire cowboys have emerged. Led by Billy the Kid, hell-bent on creating his own kingdom, he slaughters townspeople and rounds up children. He spares the life of Chicago Chronicle reporter Newton Pyles. Rayne aligns herself with Pat Garret, a member of the long-thought-dead Brimstone society, a dishonest preacher, and a lowlife named Franson, to stop Billy the Kid and show the world how the West was really won.
Keywords: 1800s, 19th-century, bar-shootout, based-on-game, blood, brunette, character-name-in-title, chewing-on-a-toothpick, children, church
A heart-stopping adventure!
Pat Garret: Newton, life is like a penis. When it's hard you get screwed. When it's soft you can't beat it.
Billy the Kid: Tell me Mr. [reads card] Pyles, is writing stories your reason to live?::Newton Pyles: ...Yes!::Billy the Kid: Then bare witness the greatest story ever foretold!
Mayor Holden: Miss, you don't know WHAT you're dealing with!::Rayne: Well, then that's fair 'cause neither do they.
Rayne: [to Billy the Kid] Big speech... small guns... you tryin' to compensate for somethin'?
Plot
While traveling with a team of misses for the dispute of the Miss Galaxy, the airplane piloted by Maximus Powers and Mike Saunders crashes in an isolated, where lays Noah's Ark protected by the Jurassic Pork. While the group fight to survive, alien apes plot to use the ark to destroy the human race and dominate planet Earth.
Keywords: absurd-humor, parody
There's trouble in paradise.
Plot
Josie elopes with Jack against her father's wishes. Her father follows her to the hotel where they are staying and forces Josie to go with him. Jack in turn follows resulting in an accident that leaves her father dead. Marty her brother, who was despised by their father over something he did years ago, sees Jack while grieving over his father and then follows him to Europe where they were fighting the war and was about to kill Jack, when something happened that prevented him. The next thing he knows is that the two of them are being decorated, and somehow the two of them become comrades in arms but when the war ends will their friendship continue or will Marty continue what he set out to do in the beginning?
Keywords: world-war-two
He was Josie's brother and Jack's best friend and he would stop at nothing to destroy them.
The hunt is on and someone's going to die.
War turns boys to men... and men to savages in a time when the rule of law is forgotten.
Plot
Tim is the boss of a trail-herding crew consisting of Kentucky, a cook who plays the guitar, Joe, and Marty, a young, impressionable cowhand who longs for the glamorous life of a gunfighter. While the four cowhands sing around the campfire, a night-riding gunfighter named Johnny Laredo happens upon their camp, and joins them for a cup of coffee. He then rides on, leaving Marty wishing he could go with him. In the saloon in Bracketville Johnny Laredo is accosted at the bar by a drunken, young cowboy, Billy Joe. Roxy, the saloon singer, shames Billy Joe by calling him a boy, and in an effort to prove himself a man he draws on Laredo. Laredo is faster and kills him but Laredo's life is immediately changed as he is revolted at what he had to do. He attends the boy's funeral where the service is preached and a hymn sung by the circuit-riding Preacher. Laredo rides back to the camp of the trail herders and joins them, knowing his influence can sway Marty away from the life of a gunfighter.
Keywords: 1880s, actor-shares-first-name-with-character, bar-shootout, barfly, bartender, bracketville-texas, campfire, cattle-drive, challenge, cook
Plot
Young vivacious Billie uses her charms on influential businessman Glenn Abbott in hopes of getting her secret fiancée Gil a diplomatic appointment. Meanwhile Gil's affections meander to beautiful ingenue Kentucky, Billie's best friend. After securing Gil's appointment, Abbott is crushed to learn of Billie's impending marriage. What Billie didn't count on was Gil getting Kentucky pregnant. This throws her wedding day into scandal and creates turmoil in the lives of the youthful quartet.
Keywords: ambition, annulment, crap-game, dancing, deception, diplomat, engagement, father-daughter-relationship, forbidden-hollywood, france
An all-talking--singing and dancing jazz party!
Train Porter: Lunch is poured!
Billie Brown: Leave it to me! I'll get you to Paris if I have to start another war!
Kentucky Strafford: Love! Beautiful love! Will it sweep me away in a cloud of glory or steal upon me... gently?
Kentucky Strafford: Don't blame yourself, Gil. Somehow I forgot everything in the world... except that I loved you.
Kentucky (i/kɨnˈtʌki/), officially the Commonwealth of Kentucky, is a state located in the Upper South of the United States. Kentucky is one of four U.S. states constituted as a commonwealth (the others being Virginia, Pennsylvania, and Massachusetts). Originally a part of Virginia, in 1792 Kentucky became the 15th state to join the Union. Kentucky is the 37th most extensive and the 26th most populous of the 50 United States.
Kentucky is known as the "Bluegrass State", a nickname based on the fact that bluegrass is present in many of the pastures throughout the state, because of the fertile soil. It made possible the breeding of high-quality livestock, especially thoroughbred racing horses. It is a land with diverse environments and abundant resources, including the world's longest cave system, Mammoth Cave National Park; the greatest length of navigable waterways and streams in the contiguous United States; and the two largest man-made lakes east of the Mississippi River. It is also home to the highest per capita number of deer and turkey in the United States, the largest free-ranging elk herd east of Montana, and the nation's most productive coalfield. Kentucky is also known for horse racing, bourbon distilleries, bluegrass music, automobile manufacturing, tobacco and college basketball.
The night before your wedding I dreamed what I would say
I beg you for forgiveness for all the mess I made
I dreamed that you were gracious, I dreamed you wished me well
I dreamed that you were vicious, you damned me straight to hell
But oh sweet Kentucky
No matter where I land
I was just a boy for you
And he will be your man
And I was just a boy for you
And he will be your man
I'd tell you that I'm lonely and fame has let me down
Living like a stranger, traveling town to town
And all my aspirations don't amount to much
The wine and the women are such a shameful crutch
But oh sweet Kentucky
No matter where I land
Cause I was just a boy for you
And he will be your man
And I was just a boy for you
And he will be your man
I know you will be happy and I'll be in the band
Cause I was just a boy for you
And he will be your man
And I was just a boy for you
Kentucky you are the dearest land and sign of heaven to me
Kentucky your meadows and your apple trees
When I die I want to rest opon your crisple mountain so high
Kentucky where God will look for me
[ ac.guitar ]
Kentucky I miss the young folks singing in the silvery moonlight
Kentucky I miss the hound dog chasing too
I know that my mother dad and sweetheart all are waiting for me
Kentucky
You are the dearest land outside of Heaven to me
Kentucky
I miss your laurels and your redbud trees
When I die, I want to rest upon your graceful mountains so free
For that is where God will look for me
Kentucky
I miss the old folks singing in the silvery moonlight
Kentucky
I miss the hound dogs chasin€™ coons
I know that
My mother, dad and sweetheart are waiting for me
Kentucky
I will be coming soon
Kentucky
Kentucky you are the dearest land outside of heaven to me
Kentucky your laurels your redbud trees
When I die I want to rest upon some peaceful mountains so high
For that is where God will look for me.
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Kentucky I miss the old folks singing in the silvery moonlight
Kentucky I miss the hound dogs chasing coons
I know that my mother dad and sweetheart are awaiting for me
You've got it in neutral
Gun it down
Oh, will you run it down?
He never slows it down
He never pilots down
Down on a boat on Havasu
Smoking bolt of thunder
Take a toast again
Drink to the couples at the edge of the lake
Rhythm and booze
I'm not in the mood to sleep, honey
It takes all night, only in the wake of
In the wake of, only in the wake of Kentucky
Only in the wake of, Kentucky
Only in the wake of, Kentucky
Only in the wake of, Kentucky
Smoked again
Let's take all night
No time to lose, ah
Only in the wake of
Smoked again
Let's take all night
No time to lose, ah
50-1 never to lose
He never fought a man
With nothing to prove
I said lift him up, bring him down
Sing the song again
Only in the wake of
In the wake of, only in the wake of Kentucky
Only in the wake of Kentucky
Only in the wake of Kentucky
Only in the wake of Kentucky
Only in the wake of Kentucky
Only in the wake of
Killer fukin' solo recorded
And played in Kentucky, dammit
Gun it down
Oh, will you run it down
He never slows it down
He never pilots down
Kentucky you are the dearest land outside of Heaven to me
Kentucky your laurels and your red bud trees
When I die I want to rest upon your graceful mountain so high
Kentucky that is where God will look for me
Kentucky I miss the voices singing in the silvery moonlight
Kentucky I miss the hound dog chasing coon
I know that my mother dad & sweetheart all are waiting for me
Kentucky I will be coming soon
Kentucky you are the dearest land outside of Heaven to me