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'Google' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

They Surf with Patton Oswalt (2013)

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Policompañeros motorizados (2013)

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Esos maleantes no se patearán solos el trasero.

Bud Selig Must Die (2013)

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In the future federal chrono-regulations prohibits anyone from traveling back in time in an attempt to alter the present, but one man has a plan so crazy it might just work; Keep George W. Bush from becoming president by helping him become commissioner of baseball. All he has to do to carry out his plan is convince two clerks at ChronoCopy that Bud Selig Must Die.

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Ôgon o daite tobe (2012)

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F.A.L.T.U (2011)

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After barely making it through their Secondary School Certificate examinations, Ritesh Virani, whose father is a Kabadia, is unable to get admission in any college. He is not the only one though, his pals Pooja Nigam and Nanj Nair are also in the same leaky boat. They attempt in vain to secure admission through the father of their scholarly pal, Vishnu Vardhan. Then Ritesh's father decides to fire his hired help and get his son to do the work, and Pooja's dad decides to get her married, the desperate friends get together and concoct a fake college 'Fakirchand And Lakirchand Trust University', with the help of their money-lender friend, Google Chand. They recruit school-teacher, Baaji Rao, as Principal, whose performance is unacceptable by his school principal due to lewd references to 'Munni's Badnami' and 'Sheila's Jawani'. Google Chand offers them a derelict mansion in Panchgani, which they must renovate, invite their respective parents and show them that they have finally been accepted in college. Things get out of hand when scores of youngsters with poor marks show up, insisting on being admitted. Unable to handle the situation, the group let things ride - but not for long - for soon the police and Mr. Vardhan will get involved - threatening to burst their bubble once and for all.

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F.A.L.T.U (2011)

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Model Mockumentary (2008)

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Following Mr Zero's thermo-nuclear underwear model casting.

If Google was a Guy

Duration: 2:12
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

Everything you ask Google sounds a lot more stupid when you actually ask Google. See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/col...

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GOOGLE GLASS SUCKS!

Duration: 3:31
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

Bloopers & Deleted Scenes: http://smo.sh/GlassXTRAS DOWNLOAD OUR NEW GAME: http://smo.sh/HeadEsploder CHECK OUT THE SMOSH STORE: http://smo.sh/100MRHH Watch ...

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10 Weirdest Things on Google Street View

Duration: 2:54
Updated: 07 Sep 2014

10 Weirdest Things on Google Street View Sinister pigeons, abandoned babies, and Waldo have all been captured by the Google car. Discover the 10 weirdest sights spotted on Google Street View...

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Google I/O 2014 - Keynote

Duration: 148:10
Updated: 07 Sep 2014

This morning we welcomed 6000 developers to our 7th annual Google I/O developer conference. The crowd in San Francisco was joined by millions more watching ...

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Google interns' first week

Duration: 5:51
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

Students who join Google in internships or in full-time roles work on interesting, meaningful projects and are expected to have an impact from the start. Mee...

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ELDERS REACT TO GOOGLE GLASS

Duration: 7:42
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

Google Glass BONUS REACTIONS: http://goo.gl/llkLHj SUBSCRIBE! New vids every Sun/Thu/Sat: http://goo.gl/aFu8C Watch all episodes of REACT http://goo.gl/4iDVa...

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Google Secrets You Need To See

Duration: 1:35
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

How to make Google into a video game. Post to Facebook: http://on.fb.me/KvKSa3 Like BuzzFeedVideo on Facebook: http://on.fb.me/1ilcE7k Post to Twitter: http:...

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10 Strange Discoveries on Google Earth Part 2

Duration: 3:06
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

10 Strange Discoveries on Google Earth Part 2 Weird discoveries litter the Earth, but happily Google have made it much easier to find them! Watch on for 10 s...

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How BIG Is Google?

Duration: 12:39
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

MUCH more where this came from. Subscribe to see it! Hire me for video editing: http://www.cfnstudios.com ColdfusTion Android Launcher: https://play.google.c...

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If Google Was a Guy (Part 2)

Duration: 2:01
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

You asked for it, you got it! Google is back to answer more of your sort-of questions. See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.c...

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Google Buys Scary Military Robot Maker

Duration: 3:25
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

Google has purchased the cutting-edge robotics firm which supplies mobile research robots for the Pentagon. The tech giant is keeping secret what it will pro...

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Larry Page: Where's Google going next?

Duration: 23:31
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

Onstage at TED2014, Charlie Rose interviews Google CEO Larry Page about his far-off vision for the company. It includes aerial bikeways and internet balloons...

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If Google was Saudi | لو كان جوجل سعودي

Duration: 5:40
Updated: 23 Sep 2014

تم استلهام الفكرة من CollegeHumor عمرك تخيلت لو جوجل كان حقيقي؟ طيب عمرك إتخيلت لو كان سعودي؟ Ever thought about the idea of Google being a Saudi person? لا تنسى نشر رابط المقطع على هاشتاق #لو_كان_جوجل_سعودي Facebook https://www.facebook.com/uturnent Twitter https://twitter.com/uturnent Instagram http://instagram.com/uturnent

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Hands-On with Google Cardboard Virtual Reality Kit

Duration: 16:55
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

Google surprised everyone at its I/O conference by giving out Cardboard, a cardboard-craft kit to make virtual reality goggles when paired with a Nexus 5 sma...

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If Google Was A Guy (Part 3)

Duration: 2:35
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

Google is back again for round 3! Scouring the deepest holes of the internet to answer your searches... mostly about porn. See more http://www.collegehumor.c...

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Google and NASA's Quantum Artificial Intelligence Lab

Duration: 6:29
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

A peek at the early days of the Quantum AI Lab: a partnership between NASA, Google, USRA, and a 512-qubit D-Wave Two quantum computer. Learn more at http://g...

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10 Strange Discoveries On Google Earth

Duration: 2:58
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

10 Strange Discoveries On Google Earth From giant rabbits to cruise missile tests, here are 10 of the strangest things found on Google Earth. If anyone wants...

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25 Of The Most Bizarre And Unique Finds On Google Earth

Duration: 2:36
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

From capsized ships and stampeding elephants to wedding proposals and guitar shaped forests these are 25 of the most bizarre and unique finds on Google Earth...

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La vida en Google - Cultura Organizacional

Duration: 52:53
Updated: 04 Sep 2014

Es un documental que nos habla de como es la vida en Google. Una produccion de DREAM WAY PRODUCTIONS con la participación de FRANCE 5.

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Project Ara Prototype shown at Google I/O 2014

Duration: 6:55
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

Paul Eremenko, the head of Project Ara showed the prototype of Project Ara at Google I/O 2014. Though the phone failed to fully load, Audience cheered on see...

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Dentro de Google - Inside Google - Documental Completo

Duration: 45:04
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

Este documental es una incursión en los entresijos de Google ahora que está yendo más allá de su rentabilísimo motor de búsqueda y del negocio de la publicid...

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Google Now vs. Siri: The results speak for themselves

Duration: 7:40
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

http://cnet.co/16CSssc Watch as we pit Siri against **Google Now** in a live test to find out which one offers the fastest, most accurate, and richest voice ...

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Los 5 descubrimientos más extraños de Google earth

Duration: 4:37
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

Top 5 de los descubrimientos más increíbles hallados con Google Earth (coordenadas incluidas). SUSCRIBETE AL CANAL AQUI: http://goo.gl/JHK2X7 COORDENADAS: Nº...

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Startup Lab workshop: How Google sets goals: OKRs

Duration: 81:50
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

Google Ventures Startup Lab | GV partner Rick Klau covers the value of setting objectives and key results (OKRs) and how this has been done at Google since 1...

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Assange: Google has revolving doors with State Dept (EXCLUSIVE)

Duration: 27:14
Updated: 20 Sep 2014

Going Underground's Afshin Rattansi talks with Jullian Assange in an exclusive interview. They discuss imperial foreign policies, Google, impact of WikiLeaks and more. WATCH more episodes of Going Underground here: http://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1nrVLHNfnsxpJthrAP8wNw RT LIVE http://rt.com/on-air Subscribe to RT! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=RussiaToday Like us on Facebook http://www.facebook.com/RTnews Follow us on Twitter http://twitter.com/RT_com Follow us on Instagram http://instagram.com/rt Follow us on Google+ http://plus.google.com/+RT RT (Russia Today) is a global news network broadcasting from Moscow and Washington studios. RT is the first news channel to break the 1 billion YouTube views benchmark.

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"Weird Al" Yankovic: "Mandatory Fun", Talks at Google

Duration: 36:51
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

"Weird Al" Yankovic visited Google LA to talk about his career and new album "Mandatory Fun." This talk was moderated by Vanessa Priebe and took place on Jul...

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Google I/O 2014 - What's new in Android

Duration: 43:58
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

Speaker(s): Chet Haase, Dan Sandler Description: Join us for a thrilling, guided tour of all the latest developments in Android technologies and APIs. We'll ...

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Google I/O 2014 - Cardboard: VR for Android

Duration: 43:39
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

Speaker(s): Boris Smus, Christian Plagemann, David Coz Description: Formerly titled: "Field of view" Cardboard is a simple DIY enclosure that transforms a ph...

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Hillary Clinton Fireside Chat | Talks at Google

Duration: 65:31
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

Former U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton stops by the Googleplex for a conversation with Eric Schmidt on July 21, 2014. She discusses her book, "Hard C...

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Tested In-Depth: Google Chromecast Review

Duration: 23:13
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

Will and Norm spent the last month testing Google's $35 set-top box, the Chromecast. Here they share the results of their long-term testing in an extended Ch...

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Android Design in Action: Google I/O 2014 App

Duration: 43:11
Updated: 22 Sep 2014

Join Nick Butcher, Roman Nurik and Mike Denny as they discuss various elements of Android Design. This week, they cover the updates to this year's Google I/O conference app.

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Google Search turns 15

Duration: 33:33
Updated: 03 Sep 2014

Google Search turned 15 and we hosted a small celebration at the actual garage where it all got started. Take a look at how far we've come and what we're pla...

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Google I/O 2014 - Biologically inspired models of intelligence

Duration: 53:33
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

Speaker(s): Ray Kurzweil Description: For decades Ray Kurzweil has explored how artificial intelligence can enrich and expand human capabilities. In his late...

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The Next Dimension of Google Maps

Duration: 51:19
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

Press event with Brian McClendon, VP of Google Maps, including sneak-peek demos and a behind-the-scenes look at Google Maps.

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Google I/O 2014 - Unlock the next era of UI development with Polymer

Duration: 41:31
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

Speaker(s): Rob Dodson Description: Entering the multi-screen era means rethinking how we build our applications. Producing a few PSDs doesn't cut it anymore...

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Musicians@Google Presents: Google Goes Gaga

Duration: 71:33
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

An exclusive Google interview with Lady Gaga!

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Google I/O 2014 - Redesigning Google Maps

Duration: 41:58
Updated: 03 Sep 2014

Speaker(s): Annette Leong, Jonah Jones Description: How do you redesign a product used by a billion people? The Google Maps team recently launched their bigg...

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Google I/O 2014 - HTTPS Everywhere

Duration: 45:45
Updated: 03 Sep 2014

Speaker(s): Ilya Grigorik, Pierre Far Description: Data delivered over an unencrypted channel is insecure, untrustworthy, and trivially intercepted. We must ...

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Maker Camp Field Trip: Google Self-Driving Cars!

Duration: 47:56
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

Buckle up for a field trip with the +Google Self-Driving Car Project team! Google has been developing prototypes of vehicles that drive themselves—just push a button and they'll take you...

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Google I/O 2014 - Google Play services Rocks!

Duration: 39:31
Updated: 04 Sep 2014

Speaker(s): Adam Metcalf, Magnus Hyttsten Description: Google Play services is a unified SDK available to Android developers which makes it easy to integrate...

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LNG精華 Google那麼厲害 2014/05/03 總集篇

Duration: 37:00
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

完整影片http://ppt.cc/Vh04 LNG粉絲專頁http://www.facebook.com/LNGworkshop.

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Tested In-Depth: Google Glass Explorer Edition

Duration: 29:04
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

Will and Norm show off the new Google Glass Explorer Edition to explain exactly how it works, what you can do with it, and what the experience is like wearin...

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Olcsó okostelefont dob a piacra a Google - economy

Duration: 0:36
Updated: 15 Sep 2014

Az Android One operációs rendszert először Indiában lehet megvenni, majd jövőre már a legtöbb dél-kelet-ázsiai országban is kapható lesz mindössze 105 dollárért, azaz körülbelül 25 ezer forintért. Az Android One-nal a telefonra a Google saját szoftvere kerül. A helyi igényeknek megfelelő alkalmazások az első indításkor települnek fel a készülékre. India hatalmas piaci lehetőségeket rejt az olcsó telefonok számára, a lakosság alig 10 százalékának van okostelefonja. Az Android One-t a Micro… BŐVEBBEN: http://hu.euronews.com/2014/09/15/olcso-okostelefont-dob-a-piacra-a-google euronews: Európa legnézettebb hírcsatornája Iratkozzon fel! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=euronewsHungarian Az Euronews elérhető 13 nyelven: https://www.youtube.com/user/euronewsnetwork/channels Magyar: Website: http://hu.euronews.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/euronews Twitter: http://twitter.com/euronewshu

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Google: Android One smartphone με 80 ευρώ - economy

Duration: 0:36
Updated: 15 Sep 2014

Το πρόγραμμα Android One για smartphone παρουσιάζει η Google στην Ινδία. Στόχος το χαμηλών εισοδημάτων, αλλά τεράστιο σε όγκο, αγοραστικό κοινό της Ασίας. Το Android One smartphone θα στοιχίζει περίπου 80 ευρώ ( 6.399 ρουπίες) και είναι προϊόν συνεργασίας με εταιρείες πληροφορικής της Ινδίας. Μετά την πρεμιέρα στην Ινδία, θα ακολουθήσουν οι αγορές της Ινδονησίας, των Φιλιππίνων και της Νοτίου Κορέας. Πάντως, η αγορά smartphone της Ινδίας μετρά ήδη 80 ανταγωνιστές και οι αναλυτές εκτιμούν ότι η G… ΔΙΑΒΑΣΤΕ ΕΠΙΣΗΣ: http://gr.euronews.com/2014/09/15/project-android-launches-in-india-as-google-seeks-low-cost-advantage euronews: Το ειδησεογραφικό κανάλι με τη μεγαλύτερη τηλεθέαση στην Ευρώπη Γίνε συνδρομητής! ! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=euronewsGreek Το euronews είναι διαθέσιμο σε 14 γλώσσες: https://www.youtube.com/user/euronewsnetwork/channels στα ελληνικά: Ιστοσελίδα: http://gr.euronews.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/euronews Twitter: http://twitter.com/euronewsgr

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Turning offices into happy zones: Google sets the trend

Duration: 10:52
Updated: 15 Sep 2014

The idea of a workplace is changing rapidly, and is moving away from drab, great cubicles and work stations. While work is important, recreation at the workplace also scores high. So, how can we turn a drab office space into a fab and fun zone for employees. Ankita Sinha finds out. Watch full video: http://www.ndtv.com/video/player/the-property-show/turning-offices-into-happy-zones-google-sets-the-trend/337919?yt

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HTC Desire 816 Gets Custom ROM, TWRP, and Kernel, Google Adds Android Apps to Chrome OS

Duration: 3:26
Updated: 15 Sep 2014

The Moto G on Boost Mobile receives its Android KitKat 4.4.4 release, finally! That and much more news is covered by Jordan when he reviews all the important stories from this weekend. Included in this weekend's news is the announcement of the HTC Desire gets a custom ROM, recovery and kernel and be sure the check out the article talking about Google adding Android apps to Chrome OS! That's not all that's covered in today's video! Jordan talks about the other videos released this weekend on XDA Developer TV. XDA Developer TV Newcomer droidmodd3rx released a video sort of reviewing OmniROM. Then Newcomer rirozizo showed you how to make your GPS lock faster. And if you missed it be sure to check out Jordan's Review of the Nvidia SHIELD Tablet. Pull up a chair and check out this video. XDA Portal: http://www.xda-developers.com XDA Forums: http://forum.xda-developers.com XDA Developer TV: http://www.xda.tv Stories mentioned: Moto G on Boost Mobile Finally Receives Update to Android 4.4.4:http://www.xda-developers.com/android/boost-mobile-moto-g-android-4-4-4/ HTC Desire 816 Gets Developer Treatment with Custom ROM, Recovery, and Kernel:http://www.xda-developers.com/android/htc-desire-816-development-work/ Google Adds Android Apps Support to Chrome OS:http://www.xda-developers.com/android/chrome-os-android-app-support/ Learn How to Easily Set Up a Gerrit on Your PC:http://www.xda-developers.com/android/gerrit-setup-guide/ OmniROM Review (Sort of) and Overview – XDA Developer TV:http://www.xda-developers.com/android/omnirom-overview-xdatv/ How to Make Your GPS Lock Faster – XDA Developer TV:http://www.xda-developers.com/android/gps-lock-faster-xdatv/ Device Review: Nvidia SHIELD Tablet:http://www.xda-developers.com/android/device-review-nvidia-shield-tablet/ Jordan's YouTube Channel: http://youtube.com/twildottv Jordan's Gaming Channel: http://youtube.com/twilplays Check Out XDA on Social Media. Twitter: https://twitter.com/xdadevelopers Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/xda.developers Google+: https://plus.google.com/+xda

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Webinar do AdWords: Políticas de Publicidade do Google AdWords

Duration: 0:00
Updated: 15 Sep 2014

Olá a todos (as), O próximo webinar do AdWords irá acontecer já na próxima Quarta-feira, dia 17 de Setembro e inicidirá sobre as Políticas de Publicidade do Google AdWords. Este é um tema sem dúvida fundamental, uma vez que do com conhecimento das políticas de publicidade da Google, poderá depender a eficácia da campanha e eficiência com que a mesma fica preparada para estar no ar. Assim, não percam esta sessão, a acontecer às 17h como é habitual. Se tiverem interesse em receber a apresentação após o webinar, bem como notificações para futuros eventos via email, basta inscreverem-se nas escolas online do Google AdWords, em https://services.google.com/fb/forms/escolasonline/. Encontramo-nos online... e em direto! A equipa do Google AdWords Portugal, em nome das escolas online do Google AdWords

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Android One: Apni Kismat Apne Haath

Duration: 1:18
Updated: 15 Sep 2014

Create, listen, learn, explore, collaborate, speak, dance and dance some more. Introducing Android One. A phone that empowers people, so they can get out there and do everything. A phone with a philosophy. Ready for it? www.android.com/one.

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Grow with Google : AdWords Advanced Search (Day1)

Duration: 0:00
Updated: 21 Aug 2014

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English Google Webmaster Central office-hours hangout

Duration: 0:00
Updated: 15 Sep 2014

Join us for a *Google Webmaster Central office hours hangout* :) Add your questions to this event page, this session is open to anything webmaster related like crawling, indexing, mobile sites, internationalization, duplicate content, Sitemaps, Webmaster Tools, pagination, duplicate content, multi-lingual/multi-regional sites, etc. This is a Hangout on Air on Google+. It works best with a webcam + headset. You can find out more about Hangouts and how to participate at https://sites.google.com/site/webmasterhelpforum/en/office-hours Feel free to drop by - we welcome webmasters of all levels!

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【マインクラフトPE】新サバイバル#32 ダイヤを探しに洞窟探検してみた！【ヒカキンゲームズ with Google Play】

Duration: 23:56
Updated: 14 Sep 2014

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Talks at Google: Edward E. Baptist, "The Half Has Never Been Told"

Duration: 64:45
Updated: 14 Sep 2014

Historian Edward E. Baptist visited Google's Cambridge, MA office to discuss his book, "The Half Has Never Been Told: Slavery and the Making of American Capitalism". As he shows in the book, slavery and its expansion were central to the evolution and modernization of our nation in the 18th and 19th centuries, catapulting the US into a modern, industrial and capitalist economy. In the span of a single lifetime, the South grew from a narrow coastal strip of worn-out tobacco plantations to a sub-continental cotton empire. By 1861 it had five times as many slaves as it had during the Revolution, and was producing two billion pounds of cotton a year. It was through slavery and slavery alone that the United States achieved a virtual monopoly on the production of cotton, the key raw material of the Industrial Revolution, and was transformed into a global power rivaled only by England. Dr. Baptist is Associate Professor of History at Cornell. "The Half Has Never Been Told" is his second book; his first was "Creating an Old South: Middle Florida’s Plantation Frontier Before the Civil War".

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Google Maps verrät alles

Duration: 2:10
Updated: 13 Sep 2014

In diesem Video nur ein Hinweis auf die Verlaufsfunktion von Google Maps. Vielen Dank für Ihre Unterstützung: http://www.patreon.com/sempervideo?ty=c http://amazon.sempervideo.de https://flattr.com/donation/give/to/sempervideo https://maps.google.com/locationhistory/b/0

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Google Plus Week 9/12/2014

Duration: 216:57
Updated: 13 Sep 2014

0:00:00 • google voice calling, sms and voicemail—now available in hangouts http://bit.ly/ZjC0Mm 0:00:00 • Google Voice and Obihai Update http://bit.ly/ZjD96A 0:00:00 • Have you seen Google Healthcare Helpouts in Search? http://bit.ly/ZjCTV8 0:00:00 • Polar Polling App Acquired by Google+ http://on.recode.net/ZjD42N 0:00:00 • Google Sued For Trademark Infringement Over Google Plus By Owned Of Googabox.com http://bit.ly/ZjBXQL 0:00:00 • New in Google+ Communities: a single page for shared photos http://bit.ly/ZjCMcb 0:00:00 • I just went to You Tube which asked me to sign in...usually it was automatically signed in when I signed into Google. 0:00:00 • How Google’s Autonomous Car Passed the First U.S. State Self-Driving Test http://bit.ly/ZjCLVu 0:00:00 • Google X Acquires Startup Developing “Tremor-Canceling” Devices for Parkinson’s Patients http://on.recode.net/ZjCAK4 0:00:00 • Call Kurtis: Google Has My Financial Aid Money And Won’t Give It Back http://cbsloc.al/ZjDs1j 0:00:00 • With Apple’s Help, Google Search Gets Special Info Boxes For iPhone 6 & Apple Watch http://selnd.com/ZjCSAH 0:00:00 • Google Offers Early-Stage Startups $100,000 In Cloud Platform Credits For 1 Year http://goo.gl/NS7Fxo Other News 0:00:00 • Apple does some stuff 0:00:00 • Apple’s iPhone 6 Plus Already Sold Out http://goo.gl/BOqglV 0:00:00 • The Apple Watch impresses the heck out of the Swiss watchmakers http://goo.gl/FuIINx 0:00:00 • Facebook Tries to Muscle In on YouTube http://on.wsj.com/ZjCYIl 0:00:00 • Cut The Cord? HBO Considers Selling Direct To Better Combat Netflix http://onforb.es/ZjDbv2 0:00:00 • FCC may put mobile under same Net neutrality rules as wired broadband http://bit.ly/ZjDjL2 0:00:00 • WordPress shames Janet Jackson for bullying bloggers and issues a new takedown report http://bit.ly/ZjDoyy 0:00:00 • Web cam used to detect abnormal heart rhythm http://yhoo.it/ZjDpTd 0:00:00 • CBS and David Letterman slapped with latest intern lawsuit by 23-year-old who claims she worked 40-hour weeks doing jobs other employees were paid to do http://dailym.ai/ZjDxBT 0:00:00 • Joan Rivers Fans Trash the Yelp Page of Clinic Where She Stopped Breathing http://bit.ly/ZjDDtv Coming Monday on Our Android Week 0:00:00 • How was your Google+ Week?

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Google Hangout Highlights!!

Duration: 1:27
Updated: 12 Sep 2014

I loved hanging out with you guys to celebrate my recent World Tour! Here are some of the greatest moments during my backstage Google+ Hangout. Enjoy! Catch the entire Hangout: http://bit.ly/1tuRkhO Download the album on Google Play (for a limited time): http://smarturl.it/dlgp Follow me on Google+: https://plus.google.com/u/0/+DemiLovato

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Valtteri Bottas live chat with fans on Google Hangouts

Duration: 26:21
Updated: 12 Sep 2014

WILLIAMS MARTINI RACING driver Valtteri Bottas holds a live chat with fans on Google Hangouts, taking questions from Twitter and the fans in the chat. Hangout presented by Pole Position. Williams Martini Racing http://www.twitter.com/williamsracing http://www.facebook.com/williamsf1team http://www.instagram.com/williamsmartiniracing http://www.youtube.com/williamsf1tv Pole Position http://www.youtube.com/polepositionp1

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John Holl: "Craft Beer Cookbook" | Authors at Google

Duration: 66:17
Updated: 12 Sep 2014

John Holl visited Google LA to discuss his book "Craft Beer Cookbook." This talk took place on August 25, 2014. There's a revolution going on in the beer world. The food you eat should be just as delicious as the beer you drink and award-winning beer journalist John Holl captures the best of the brewery and brewpub menus in his latest book, The American Craft Beer Cookbook. The 155 recipes cover breakfast to dessert, with vegetarian and gluten free options along with soups, seafood and more.

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Hangouts, Voice merge finally, Amazon Video finally, Final Fantasy 7 finally! - Google Play Weekly

Duration: 4:56
Updated: 12 Sep 2014

Written Companion - http://goo.gl/MoEabf Join us this week as we talk about Amazon Instant Video on Android (finally), Hangouts and Google Voice merging (finally), and Final Fantasy 7 coming to Android (finally!) along with a lot more Android apps news! 11 best Android apps August 2014 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w6S1zRG3uA&list;=UUgyqtNWZmIxTx3b6OxTSALw Best of IFA 2014 Awards - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8grApEt-Gs&list;=UUgyqtNWZmIxTx3b6OxTSALw Check out the latest Android Authority deals! - https://deals.androidauthority.com/# Check out the Android Authority community! - http://www.androidauthority.com/community Get your Android Authority merch! - http://androidauthority.spreadshirt.com/ Subscribe to our YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=androidauthority ---------------------------------------------------- Stay connected to Android Authority: - http://www.androidauthority.com - https://plus.google.com/u/0/+AndroidAuthority/posts - http://www.facebook.com/androidauthority/ - http://www.twitter.com/androidauth/ Follow the Team: Josh Vergara: https://plus.google.com/+JoshuaVergara/posts Joe Hindy: https://plus.google.com/+JosephHindy/posts https://twitter.com/ThatJoeHindy Kevin “The Tech Ninja”: https://plus.google.com/111286251302377428260/posts Darcy LaCouvee: https://plus.google.com/u/0/113844012153953197176 Jayce Broda: https://plus.google.com/+JayceBroda/posts Kris Wouk: https://plus.google.com/+KristoferWouk Lanh Nguyen: https://plus.google.com/103714649394427761841/posts

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5 million Google user accounts hacked, user IDs and passwords posted online

Duration: 0:49
Updated: 12 Sep 2014

The usernames and passwords of around 5 million Gmail account holders were posted on a Russian Bitcoin security forum by hackers. Over 60% of the user accounts whose details were posted are active accounts. (Audio in Hindi) Watch more videos: http://www.ndtv.com/video?yt

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Google Drive. Tutorial 12 Diversas formas de búsqueda de archivos y carpetas

Duration: 11:45
Updated: 12 Sep 2014

En este tutorial vemos lo fácil que es buscar algun documento o carpeta en nuestra unidad de Google Drive, tomando en consideración que el buscador de google drive va a buscar lo que pedimos en cualquier lado en nuestras unidad, en la web, en google + etc. Vemos la diferencia de buscar en nuestra unidad. También vemos lo que sucede cuando buscamos un archivo o carpeta que se encuentra en la papelera. Como nos avisa google drive de esta situación y el fácil manejo de busqueda. Visita el canal liclonny Pro14 días Gratis.Un tutorial todos los días. Aqui https://www.youtube.com/user/liclonnyPro

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Google löscht Links: Nach welchen Regeln? | ZAPP | NDR

Duration: 4:44
Updated: 12 Sep 2014

Löschanträge bei Google betreffen auch Links zu journalistischen Artikeln. Nun diskutiert ein Beirat, wie vorgegangen werden soll. Mit dabei ist Sabine Leutheusser-Schnarrenberger. http://www.ndr.de

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Google Officially Supports Net Neutrality

Duration: 5:13
Updated: 12 Sep 2014

"For the first time since 2010, Google came out staunchly for a free and open internet in a message that encouraged people to “take action” on Wednesday. Google has remained conspicuously silent on the issue since a court ruling earlier this year, while other tech companies like Netflix have opted to lobby publicly in and out of Washington. The company last took a strong stance on net neutrality in a blog post Eric Schmidt wrote in 2010. Despite the company’s reluctance to explicitly state its stance independently since then, the company wrote that its “values remain the same.” From the statement: It’s a level playing field, where new entrants and established players can reach users on an equal footing. If Internet access providers can block some services and cut special deals that prioritize some companies’ content over others, that would threaten the innovation that makes the Internet awesome.” * Cenk Uygur (http://www.twitter.com/cenkuygur) and Ana Kasparian (http://www.twitter.com/AnaKasparian) break it down on The Young Turks. *Read more here from http://www.buzzfeed.com/johanabhuiyan/google-breaks-its-4-year-silence-on-net-neutrality#2n6bvqx

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How Google Works: Jonathan Rosenberg Rampages the Smilies

Duration: 3:26
Updated: 11 Sep 2014

Originally published 2003 internally at Google HQ #HowGoogleWorks HowGoogleWorks.net Film by: Wesley Chan Featuring: Ninette Wong, Smiley Balloons Coordinator Jonathan Rosenberg, VP Product Marissa Mayer, Product Manager Brian Rakowski, Associate Product Manager Susan Wojcicki, Director of Product Management Dr. Eric Schmidt, Chief Executive Officer, Google Salar Kamanger, Director of Product Management Larry Page, Founder & Co-President Google Headquarters, Mountain View, California

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Enabling IT transformation with Google Drive

Duration: 0:00
Updated: 27 Aug 2014

Learn how The Weather Company's IT team uses Google Drive to speed up projects and provide self-service customer support. As the parent company of The Weathe...

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German / Google Webmaster Central Sprechstunden-Hangout auf Deutsch

Duration: 0:00
Updated: 02 Sep 2014

*Donnerstag Mittag gibt's hier wieder ein Google Webmaster Central Hangout auf Deutsch* *Thema:* Fragen koennt ihr hier auf der Event-Seite erfassen. Ich bin offen fuer alles Google/Webmaster-bezogene, z.B. Google’s Crawling & Indexing, Duplicate Content, Sitemaps, Webmaster Tools, Mehrsprachige & internationale Websites, usw. *Wo:* Hier auf Google+. Mehr ueber Hangouts findet ihr unter https://sites.google.com/site/webmasterhelpforum/en/office-hours -- eine Webcam ist praktisch, aber nicht notwendig.

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Hazardous material cleaners spray disinfectant on their personal protective equipment after working in the apartment where Thomas Eric Duncan, the Ebola patient who traveled from Liberia to Dallas, stayed last week, Sunday, Oct. 5, 2014, in Dallas.

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Ebola Was Not the Only Factor That Killed Duncan

WorldNews.com

10 Oct 2014

Article by WN.com Correspondent Dallas Darling. The family of the first person to die of Ebola in the U.S. has a right to be upset. Especially since Ebola was just one of several factors which caused his death. Along with "unfair" treatment, Thomas Duncan was killed by nativism, classism, racism, and corporatism. Although three U.S ... Since much of the healthcare industry in the U.S ... Classism still plagues the U.S ... corporatism....(size: 4.9Kb)

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File - In this Sunday, March 31, 2013 photo released by the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) and distributed in Tokyo Monday, April 1, 2013 by the Korea News Service, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un raises his hand with other officials to adopt a statement during a plenary meeting of the central committee of the ruling Workers' Party in Pyongyang, North Korea.

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Kim Jong-un missing: North Korean leader 'could have fled after attempted coup'

The Independent

09 Oct 2014

Reports surrounding Kim Jong-un’s prolonged absence are now suggesting the North Korean leader may have been subjected to an attempted coup, over a month after he disappeared from the public eye. Kim, a man whose appearance is central to state propaganda, has not been seen at an event since 3 September. Rumours are rife as to where the leader of the notoriously secretive state could be ... Experts say Kim Jong-un has been deposed ... ....(size: 3.0Kb)

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File - This undated file image posted on a militant website on Jan. 4, 2014, which is consistent with other AP reporting, shows Shakir Waheib, a leader in the al-Qaida-linked Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL), center, searching a government office in Ramadi, in Iraq's Anbar Province.

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Iraq appears for help in Anbar against Islamic State

BBC News

11 Oct 2014

Iraqi officials have made an urgent appeal for military help in the western Anbar province, saying the area could fall to Islamic State (IS) militants. The jihadist group has been attacking the provincial capital Ramadi, and has seized army bases in the area. A US official told AFP news agency the situation in Anbar was "fragile". IS fighters control large stretches of territory in Syria and Iraq ... 'Fall in days' ... ....(size: 3.2Kb)

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Samsung Places 7th on World's Top 100 Brands List

Chosun Ilbo

10 Oct 2014

Apple and Google maintained the top two spots for the second consecutive year, with $118.9 billion and $107 billion, respectively ... The U.S ... Korea, Switzerland and the Netherlands tied for sixth with three brands each ... ....(size: 1.0Kb)

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This photo combo shows Indian children's rights activist Kailash Satyarthi, left, and Malala Yousafzai, right

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Nobel: 2 rival nations, 1 message of peace

The Associated Press

11 Oct 2014

NEW DELHI (AP) -- One is Muslim, the other Hindu. One a Pakistani, the other Indian. One a school girl just starting out in life, the other a man with decades of experience. Despite their many differences, 17-year-old Malala Yousafzai and 60-year-old Kailash Satyarthi will be forever linked - co-winners of the 2014 Nobel Peace Prize, honored for risking their lives for the rights of children to education and to lives free of abuse ... --- ... ....(size: 6.9Kb)

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Google gets 1,000 requests a day under 'right to be forgotten’

San Francisco Chronicle

11 Oct 2014

Google is being swamped with demands from Europeans trying to erase humiliating links to their past from the world’s dominant Internet search engine....(size: 0.7Kb)

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Google to launch 5.9-inch Nexus phablet this month

Khaleej Times

11 Oct 2014

Google plan to release a new version of its Android mobile-operating system simultaneously ... Motorola Mobility, the phonemaker that Google is selling to China’s Lenovo Group Ltd, is reportedly manufacturing the phone....(size: 1.1Kb)

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Japan court orders Google to remove search results

The Times of India

11 Oct 2014

A Japanese judge has ordered Google to remove search results of a man's unflattering past in an order the plaintiff's lawyer compared to Europe's "right to be forgotten" ruling. The Tokyo District Court ordered Google Japan on ... Google spokesman Taj Meadows said the company has a standard process for removal requests, and people can come to Google....(size: 1.8Kb)

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Raffia the Camel Becomes First Animal Employed by Google Maps

IMDb

11 Oct 2014

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Google starts roling out Play Store 5.0 with Material Design

The Times of India

11 Oct 2014

Ahead of the expected unveiling of Android L, Google has started rolling out a new version of the Play Store that features Material Design elements, part of the new version of its mobile operating system....(size: 1.0Kb)

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Google starts rolling out Play Store 5.0 with Material Design

The Times of India

11 Oct 2014

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Google Now Scores Higher Than Siri And Cortana On Massive Knowledge Quiz. An AI Breakthrough? Not So Fast.

Forbes

11 Oct 2014

Ask Siri “Who is smarter, Siri or Google Now?” and Siri obligingly links to an article about a recent 3,086-question challenge that ranked Google Now as the top scorer ... Designed by the Stone Temple digital marketing group, the purpose of the exercise was to explore a giant, new knowledge base that Google was rumored to be building. Google’s ......(size: 2.3Kb)

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Over 1,000 Europeans a day ask Google to scrub Web

Richmond Times Dispatch

11 Oct 2014

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Google to beat Apple to $1T club: analyst

New York Post

11 Oct 2014

Google will beat Apple to become the first member of the $1 trillion club, a top tech analyst predicted on Friday. To pull off the incredible feat, Google would have to more than double Apple’s stock performance over the next 5¹/₄ years. The analyst predicted Google would cross the 10-figure mark in market capitalization by 2020 ... 115 percent — Google’s stock performance ... Google, by contrast, posted revenues of $55.5 billion in 2013....(size: 3.1Kb)

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EU Seeks to Curb Google Control of Right to Be Forgotten

Bloomberg

11 Oct 2014

European Union nations sought to reduce Google Inc ... While Google has been following a ruling by the EU’s top court from May forcing it to cut certain search links on request, EU justice ministers in Luxembourg yesterday expressed concern this could lead to a mass erasure of data ... Google Chairman Eric Schmidt said last month the company never asked to be a “decision maker” on deletions and was put in the role by the EU court....(size: 3.2Kb)

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Japanese court tells Google to delete search results linking a man to crime

Engadget

11 Oct 2014

Not all online search removal requests come from Europe these days. A Tokyo court has ordered Google to delete 122 search results that linked an innocent man's name to crime, reportedly violating his rights and tarnishing his reputation. The judge in... ....(size: 0.2Kb)

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Philadelphia Car Accident Lawyer at Flager & Associates Comments on Report about Google Glass, Driver Distractions

StreetInsider

11 Oct 2014

Visit StreetInsider.com at http.//www.streetinsider.com/Press+Releases/Philadelphia+Car+Accident+Lawyer+at+Flager+%26amp%3B+Associates+Comments+on+Report+about+Google+Glass%2C+Driver+Distractions/9903957.html for the full story. ....(size: 0.2Kb)

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Google receives more than 144,000 'right to be forgotten' requests

Zeenews

11 Oct 2014

Google in its latest Transparency report revealed that it received more than 144,000 'right to be forgotten' request since the process began on May 29 in Europe . ....(size: 0.2Kb)

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Google - Garfunkel & Oates

Top Garfunkel & Oates, Google

The sky isn't blue, and the ocean's not grand
And string theory is easy to understand
The grass isn't green, and the sun isn't bright
Healthcare will be resolved overnight
The world isn't round, and the Buddha's not Zen
And we both have really good taste in men
And there really is a Black Forest land
Where everyone gets all their ham...
And I swear, I fuckin' swear
I didn't Google you...
Okay, I did, I admit it
It was so easy to do
7, 008 results
And I know everything about you
You're not a sex offender
But you failed home ec in 1997
It really isn't that weird
Come on, we're all adults here...
Everybody Googles each other
Everybody does their Facebook research
It's how we get to know one another
To make sure that we don't get raped.
I don't have any mental disorder
And I don't spend my weekends watching "Law & Order"
It takes forever to get in my pants
This old-fashioned girl likes romance
I am not fearful of being alone
And Zack Morris had a really small phone
Ring ring ring r-ring ring r-ring ring
Cell phones in the '80s...
And I swear, shit fuckin' swear
I didn't Google you...
Okay, I did, I admit it
And I know that you Googled me too
How else would you have known
That my dog contracted herpes?
Sing it again, 'cause this melody
Feels really good to sing
Stop pretending it's taboo
Like masturbation in the '50s...
Everybody Googles each other
Everybody does their Facebook research
It's how we get to know one another
To make sure that you're not in porn.
I do not mean to be jealous already
But who is that girl in those pictures? She's pretty
I think you may have dated her
Or maybe she's your lesbian friend
I see that you got really drunk on your birthday
Was it sadness-related, or were you just thirsty?
I do not mean to make judgments now
But if we date, some things will have to change...
Everybody Googles each other
Everybody does their Facebook research
It's how we get to know one another